*MTV* * MTV *
早啊 小甜心 Morning, sunshine.
是阿奇 It's Archie.
他被发现和一位苏格兰老妇人一起装在一个棺材里 They found him in a box with a little old Scottish lady.
咱们中间有内鬼 Someone's a rat.
知道吗 咱们俩有共同点 You and me both have
你说是吗 简 something in common, Jan.
不问问我是什么? Ask me what it is. Go on.
问啊 Ask me.
我们都爱哈利 We both love Harry.
现在帮我个忙 Now, do me a favor,
别再跟外人讨论任何 never discuss anything about Harry
关于哈利的事了 outside the family.
现在听明白了吗? Am I clear with this now?
干得漂亮 Good work.
你觉得你能跟他套上近乎吗? Think you can get closer to him?
这是不是个错误?我们做的事? Was it a mistake? What we did?
现在人人都陷入了 We've got everyone exactly
我们设定好的局面 where we want them.
你剁了汤米时已经发过警告了 When you cut Tommy up, that sent a message,
现在又要再追加一条 and we're about to send another.
这次的行动由你负责 I'd like you to take care of this.
我只信任自己的直觉 I'm gonna watch you,
它说啥我就信啥 I'm gonna listen to only one thing: my gut.
直觉怎么判断 And then whatever my gut tells me,
真相就怎么呈现 well, that's the truth.
这太扯淡兄弟 绝对是个陷阱 It's crazy, mate. It's a trap.
彻彻底底的 卑鄙无耻的埋伏 It's a nailed on, copper-bottomed, fucking ambush.
咱们一踏进那座教堂就会... The minute we set foot in that church...
- 是火葬场 - 都一个样 -Crematorium. -Whatever.
咱们和那群狗娘养的史蒂文森 Us and them. Us and the fucking Stevensons.
更离谱的还在后头兄弟 It gets better, mate.
别忘了 他还叫咱们去参加追悼会 Don't forget, he wants us to go to the wake as well.
他妈的... Fucking hell.
- 地点在他家 - 什么? -Which is at his house. -What?
而且不止咱俩对吧? And it's not just you and me, right?
是全家人都要去 It's us, the whole family.
- 对吗?简 贝拉 - 牛逼 -Right? Jan, Bella. -Amazing.
这招真阴 I know. Clever cunt.
操蛋玩意儿 Fucking hell.
够劲爆吧? It's great, innit?
再来杯茶不? Well, you want another cuppa?
行啊老兄 Yeah, go on, mate.
谢了 Thanks.
喂你刚才提到的那个狱警叫啥? Hey, what was the name of that screw you mentioned?
- 拉斯比 - 对头 -Rusby. -That's it.
- 嗯 - 王八羔子... -Yeah. -Fucking...
你怎么忽然提他? Why, you remember him?
因为我见过这人 Yeah, I do remember him.
突然扯他干啥? Why'd you bring him up?
老兄,我见到那家伙了 I saw him, mate.
-在哪见的? -就前两天 -Where? -Um, the other day.
记得我去了那家敬老院吗？ You know, when I went to, um, the old people's home.
要给玛丽亚她妈 I had to get Maria's mum
安排床位对吧?我临走时看见他 a bed there, right? As I was leaving, he was sat
坐在公共休息室里和人说话 in the common room. He was just talking to someone.
不知道是老婆还是姐妹 If it's his wife or his sister, I don't know.
-确定是他? -千真万确啊 -It was definitely him? -Oh, yeah, hundred percent.
我都快忘记这逼人长啥样了 I haven't thought about that cunt in years.
这勾人回忆的感觉真操蛋 I know, mate. Brought you right back, fucking hell.
精彩的要来了 Here we go.
-爸 -凯文 -Dad. -Kevin,
今天上午带着哈利过来 I want you and Harry here this morning.
十万火急 Quick as you can.
开作战会议 Council of war.
知道了就赶过去 All right, we'll be there.
老爷子的电话 让咱立刻去庄园 It's Dad. He wants us up at the house, soon as.
行吧 简的周日计划全泡汤了 All right. Well, that's Jan's Sunday fucked, innit?
哈利？ Hello, Harry.
宝...宝贝 实在对不起 我现在 Um, hey, babe. I'm, uh, I'm really sorry. I'm, uh--
得立刻去科茨沃尔德 I have to head up to the Cotswolds now.
所以早午餐取消了? So no brunch then?
问他知不知道我明天有考试 Ask him if he knows I have an exam tomorrow.
听着 出了点突发情况 Listen. Uh... something's come up.
就说你发现我的冰毒烟枪了 Tell him you found my crack pipe.
这周五需要出席个 This Friday, we need to be
呃...不得不去的场合 at this, uh, there's something we need to be at.
什么场合? What?
汤米·史蒂文森的葬礼 Tommy Stevenson's funeral.
你他妈在逗我? Are you fucking joking?
-我倒希望是 -怎么回事? -I wish I was. -What is it?
妈? Mum?
哈利 为什么非要... Harry, why are you...
为什么要我--我连汤米的面都没见过 why are w-- I've never even met Tommy.
就算警局指认嫌犯 I couldn't pick Tommy Stevenson
我都认不出汤米·史蒂文森 out of a fucking lineup.
我知道 但 I know. I know, but, uh,
里奇邀请了所有家族成员 Richie has invited the whole family.
这就是个陷阱 It's a trap.
听着是不靠谱 I know it sounds bad,
但我有把握 信我准没错 but I think it's safe. Just trust me.
贝拉会去吗? Is Bella going?
对 Yes.
巧了不是 Well, as it happens,
在我的可选方案里 among my list of options,
我正考虑自杀呢 所以... I've been considering suicide, so...
去他妈的 fuck it.
-行吧 -就这么定了 -Okay. -All right.
晚点见 See you later.
刚才那是哪一出? What was that about?
妈? Mum?
所以去史蒂文森家葬礼该穿啥? So, what do I wear to a Stevenson funeral?
* Fontaines D.C.乐队《星爆者》* * "Starburster" by Fontaines D.C. *
防弹衣? A flak jacket?
* 或许感觉难受 * * It may feel bad *
* 想见你独处时刻 想磨砺顽石 * * I wanna see you alone, I wanna sharp the stone *
* 想碰撞骸骨 想与之纠缠不休 * * I wanna bounce the bone, I wanna mess with it *
* 想将德维尔整组人按在窗台 * * I wanna lay the Deville, the whole crew on the sill *
* 需要神父与药片 想借此祈福 * * I want the preacher and pill, I wanna bless with it *
* 想要奔赴弥撒 将自己熔铸其中 * * I wanna head to a mass and get cast in it *
* 这笑话可比阶级划分更劲爆,是不是?* * That shit's funnier than any A-class, innit? *
* 想与精通道歉之道的丑角叙谈 * * I wanna talk with the clown who has apologies down *
* 付他三百英镑来堂道歉大师课 * * Pay him 300 pounds to take a class in it *
* 想啃噬话筒 想把音调碾出血来 * * I wanna bite the phone, I wanna bleed the tone *
* 想见你形单影只 孤身 伶仃 孑然 * * I wanna see you alone, alone, alone, lone *
* 想驯服鲨鱼并找个泊车之地 * * I wanna strait the shark and find me somewhere to park *
* 仿若暗夜里的微光 幽暗 晦暝 黢黑 * * Like the light when it's dark, it's dark, it's dark, dark *
* 几点星光点缀 让这氛围仿若祥宁 * * A few stars about make it feel like peace *
* 从某种角度 * * In a way *
* 免费周票 * * A complimentary round *
* 行星阵列暗藏玄机 * * Constellation got a twist in it *
* 献给邮差与所有的热单金曲 * * For a GPO and all the hits in it *
* 要搞你的事业如果转眼成云烟 * * I'm gonna hit your business if it's momentary blissness *
-妈 -亲爱的. -Mum. -Darling.
喂哈利. Wotcha, Harry.
噢,早. Oh, hey.
-哈利 -早. -Harry. -Morning.
-希望你还饿着 -看着真丰盛. -Hope you're hungry. -That looks spectacular.
赶紧他妈的坐下. Go on, sit the fuck down.
-谢了 -来吧兄弟,坐下. -Thank you. -Come on, bruv, sit down.
简怎么说? What did Jan say?
气炸了老兄. She's fucking livid, mate.
是啊.贝拉才不想冒险 Yeah. Bella's not exactly gagging to go
去参加个陌生人葬礼 to the funeral of a bloke
搞不好被爆头的地方. she never met where she might get shot.
嗯. Hmm.
早啊布兰登. Good morning, Brendan.
起这么早.有何贵干? You're up early. What can I do for you?
是啊爸.我听说, Yeah, Dad. I called,
呃,凯文和贝拉说 uh, Kevin and, uh, Bella said
大伙儿都在科茨沃尔德开趴. that everyone's up in the Cotswolds.
她说是"秘密会议". A conflab, she said.
-没错 -所以那个, -That's correct. -So, uh,
-什么情况? -我们在开秘密会议, -what's-what's happening? -We're having a conflab,
-布兰登 -为啥没我的份? -Brendan. -Why aren't I at the conflab?
这个嘛因为 Well, that's because
你没被邀请参会啊,布兰登. you're not invited to the conflab, Brendan.
埃迪,来餐桌这边坐,宝贝. Eddie, come to the table please, sweetheart.
我敢打赌塞拉菲娜在场吧? I bet Seraphina's there, yeah?
不,布兰登,塞拉菲娜不在这儿. No, Brendan, Seraphina's not here.
-那是谁?-给你三次机会猜 -Who's that? -Three guesses.
拿来吧你 Oh, give it here.
喏,拿好了 There you go.
布兰登 Brendan,
史蒂文森家族邀请了 the Stevensons have invited
哈里根家族参加汤米的葬礼 the Harrigans to Tommy's funeral.
-操他妈的-没错 -Fucking hell. -Yeah,
所以我们在这里商量对策 so we're here, working out a way forward, as it were.
等等,等等,先别急 Whoa, whoa, wait.
他邀请了整个家族? He's invited the family?
-是的布兰登-那我呢? -Yes, Brendan. -What about me?
回头见,祝你愉快 See you later. Have a lovely day.
妈?妈?在听吗? Mum? Mum? Hello?
我确实爱他,真的 I do love him. I mean, I do.
但说实话,真是个驴鸡巴大蠢货 But, seriously, what a big donkey's cock.
操他妈的傻逼啊 Fucking cunts, man.
你得承认他们真有两把刷子 You have to give them credit.
这招够阴的 A very canny move. So,
看来老里奇这次 it would appear that old Richie has thrown us
给我们出了个难题 something of a curveball.
谁先发言? Who wants to start?
很明显里奇想把我们一网打尽 It's obvious Richie wants us all
所以才要聚在一起 in the same place so he can mop us up.
得了吧凯文 Oh, come on, Kev.
你难道不想直视里奇的眼睛 Don't you want to look Richie in the eye
对他说节哀顺变吗? and tell him how sorry you are for his loss?
我建议赴约 I say we go.
我最爱参加葬礼了 I've always liked a good funeral.
白吃白喝 Free food and drink.
还能看看薇隆家的窗帘长啥样 And I'd quite like to see Vron's curtains.
嗯,哈利怎么看? Hmm. Harry?
你直觉怎么说? What does your gut say?
这招绝了 I think it's genius.
虽然用"绝"形容里奇有点怪 It's not a word one would normally associate with Richie,
但事实就是 but... the fact is,
去不去都是死路一条 we're damned if we go and we're damned if we don't.
我觉得里奇不想开战 I don't believe Richie wants a war.
那样对生意没好处 It's bad for business.
他真要动手的话 And if he did, I mean, he could've started
在莫迪俱乐部就能杀我了,对吧? by killing me at Moody's, right?
那才算以眼还眼 I know that would... that would count
-但你不是哈里根家的人-所以不算以眼还眼 -as an eye for an eye. -But you're not a Harrigan,
只能算以眼还脚趾 so it's not an eye for an eye.
埃迪,能不能 That's an eye for a toe.
闭嘴！ Eddie, please
-是你害我们陷入这种境地-确实 shut the fuck up. You're the reason
确实是这样 -that we're in this mess. -It is true.
埃迪. Eddie.
接着说 哈利. Go on, Harry.
火葬场和守灵期间应该出不了什么岔子 Nothing is likely to happen at the crematorium
对吧? or the wake, all right?
因为有警察和媒体盯着 As the police and press will be monitoring
所有进出人员. who comes and goes.
里奇肯定明白这个道理. Richie will know that.
众目睽睽之下 It's too public.
既然他敢搞得这么招摇 The fact that it's all such a public display
我推测更多是作秀而非 suggest to me that this is set for theatrics rather than
真要开杀戒.根本意图是示威. a massacre. It's more of a show of power.
他就是要你知道他掌握了内情. He wants you to know he knows something.
而且还想羞辱你. And he wants to humiliate you.
但咱们面对的是里奇啊 But this is Richie, you know?
现在还是个满腔怒火、满心报复的丧子版里奇 And this is an angry, vengeful, bereaved Richie,
所以坦白说 什么事都可能发生. so, frankly, anything is possible.
要是真去赴约 And if we go,
相当于光着膀子闯敌营 we'd be walking unarmed into enemy territory,
简直要把人膈应得浑身不自在 and this will make us feel very fucking uncomfortable
毫无防备可太被动了. and vulnerable.
所以要去就得约法三章. So, if we go, we need to make an agreement.
比如 我可受不了再来14杯香槟 Like, I don't know, let's not drink
喝蒙了不知道东南西北. 14 glasses of champagne and forget where we are.
老妈... Mum.
扫兴鬼 凯文. Killjoy, Kev.
我现在叫埃迪 谢谢. It's Eddie, actually.
行不行? Right?
接下来 And then,
最关键的是必须提前在里奇家 it'll be crucial that we have some hardware
藏点硬家伙以防万一. in Richie's house, should it go south, for insurance.
家伙要怎么带进去? How do we get the guns inside?
这个不用担心 我自有门路. I'm not worried about that. I've got a way in.
要是大家都没意见决定赴约 So, if we agree and that's what you want,
咱们就心怀感恩接受邀请. then I say we gratefully accept the invitation.
要么直接掀桌子不玩了. Or we don't play any of this and pull the pin.
说实话这个 It's actually
是巴黎货. Parisian.
十九世纪中叶的款式. It's mid-19th century.
你看这镶爪做工 毛糙得很. If you look at the prong work, it's sloppy.
戒托位置也不居中. And the table cut is off-center.
记下来 按市价下浮10%标价. Make a note, price it ten percent below market.
明白 这就办. Sure. Will do.
打搅一下. Excuse me.
您请便. Of course.
塞拉菲娜. Seraphina.
布兰登. Brendan.
呃...就是... Yeah, oh, I, yeah,
不知能否赏光共进午餐? I wondered if you had an hour for a spot of lunch?
去你那家用餐? Your sandwich bar?
虽然很诱人 布兰登 Tempting as that is, Brendan,
今天我自带了三明治. I've packed my own sandwich today.
我需要占用你一小时时间. I-I need an hour of your time.
我保证绝对物超所值. And I guarantee you, it will be worth it.
就一个小时. One hour.
好了,拿去吧. There you go, now.
我靠康拉德,这一半都塞不进去！ Fucking hell, Conrad, we won't get half of this in there.
嗯.谢了. Yes. Thank you.
记得第一时间通知我进展. Right, now, let me know what happens, when it happens.
你觉得这主意靠谱吗? Do you think this is a good idea?
-要我说他就是-- -咋的? -If you ask me, he's just-- -Yeah?
听着埃迪,问题是 You see, the thing is, Eddie,
没人问你的意见.懂? nobody asked you. Eh?
-哦? -你爱怎么说都行 -Oh? -Say what you like,
不过我站埃迪这边 but I agree with Eddie.
偷运军火进去 Trying to smuggle guns inside is
风险系数实在太高 a very perilous strategy.
但要是成了呢... However... if it works?
走着瞧吧 We'll see.
狗子们走起 Come on, dogs.
-康纳 -酒水单给您 -Oh, Connor. -The wine list, sir.
谢了,我看看... Thank you. Let's have a look. Um...
就选89年的拉菲古堡 Oh, yeah, we'll have the, um,
-您真有眼光 -客气了康纳 -Excellent choice, sir. -Well, thanks, Connor.
布兰登,你找我来干嘛? Why am I here, Brendan?
嗯... Well...
这就是你的提案吗? Is this your proposal?
看看吧. Take a look.
这可是让人倒吸一口冷气啊,对吧? Takes your breath away, doesn't it?
来自莫桑比克. From Mozambique.
-满分！-这东西哪儿来的? -Full marks. -Where did you get it?
这么说吧,我有个线人, Let's just say I have a contact,
他有个在安特卫普的下线. and my contact has a contact in Antwerp.
这下线碰巧还有 And my contact's contact happens to have
20颗未经切割的钻石原石 20 more uncut stones
在两到八克拉之间. between two and eight carats.
总之,这可是让人兴奋的买卖啊！ Well, it's exciting.
如果换作是别人,我早就兴奋了. If this was anybody but you, I'd be excited.
哦,开玩笑.康纳. Oh, jokes. Connor.
1989年的拉菲堡红颜容. The Chateau Lafitte '89.
哦,这看起来很漂亮,是的.倒好一点. Oh, that looks lovely, yeah. Pour it well.
这声音听着就让人喜欢. Love that sound.
嗯. Mmm.
它是……它是无可挑剔的. It's, um... It's-it's unimprovable.
-谢谢,先生.-喜欢这个标签. -Thank you, sir. -Love the label.
屁股疼吗,小贱人? How's your arse, little bitch?
我们被侮辱了. We've been insulted.
被晾在一边. Left out in the cold.
够了就是够了. Enough's enough.
是时候 It's time we show those
让这些自命不凡的混蛋--没错,我连咱们老子也算上了-- smug fuckers-- and yes, I'm including our father in this--
瞧瞧咱们的本事 that we can deliver.
所以 为了找点乐子 So, for fun,
我得先问问你那路子 I'm gonna have to ask how your contact
怎么搞到莫桑比克红宝石的 has Mozambican rubies to sell,
毕竟宝石地集团可是垄断了这行 because Gemfields has the monopoly.
甭管是哪个门道都不该有这批货 Whoever your contact is shouldn't have these stones.
- 都是细枝末节 - 你个门外汉懂个屁 -Technicalities. -Which you know nothing about.
我这有现成买家 I have a buyer.
又是哪个帐篷里搭讪的货色? Is it some bloke you met in a tent?
迪拜的毛子 对 In Dubai, yeah, a Russian.
对不住啊布兰登 我可不想沾腥 Very sorry, Brendan. I'm not getting wet.
刚才那话我收回 No, I regret that remark.
咱能别翻那破事的旧账了吗? Can we just draw a line under that whole sorry affair?
直说了吧 Look, I'll be frank.
你也知道 这笔买卖我垫不起 You know, I'm not in a position to finance this deal.
所以这不才找你合伙嘛 That's-that's why I've come to you.
咱们手头有现货 We have a product,
有上家 有下家 we have a seller, we have a buyer.
这跟白捡钱没两样 It's a wallet in the street, we just have to pick it up.
全新的财路 A whole new revenue stream.
躺着数钱 Millions.
把成果拍在老爷子面前 Signed, sealed and delivered to Dad.
你我联手 By you and me, together.
不是被放逐的野狗 而是正牌继承人 Not outcasts, the fucking NFI.
那些镀金的继承人啊 所谓的冠军 The Golden Children. Champions.
我要赚佣金的七成五 I want 75% of the commission.
-滚犊子 -这话可是你说的 -Fuck off. -You said it yourself.
这是我的场子 我的地盘 It's my field, it's my alley.
-五五分 -七三开 -Fifty. -Seventy-five.
你是我同父异母的妹妹 拿半数才合适 You're my half sister. You get half.
而你只是个八竿子打不着的表亲兼分母 You're my quarter brother.
麻烦来杯苏打水行吗? Can I get a sparkling water, please?
-好的 -多谢 -Sure. -Thank you.
-H 包里装的啥玩意儿? -待会你就知道了 -What's in the bag, H? -We'll get to that.
弗雷迪 我这次来就为两件事 懂吗? I'm here, Freddie, for two reasons, okay?
我听小道消息说 Number one is I heard on the grapevine
你跟史蒂文森家族 that you're not very happy
处得不咋痛快 with the Stevensons.
是这么回事吗？ Is that right?
反正我是这么听说的 It's what I heard.
你真觉得我会背刺里奇? Do you really think I'd roll over on Richie?
你他妈嗨过头了吧傻逼? Are you that high, you cunt?
不 我不是这个意思 No, that's not what I'm saying.
-冷静点哈利 -你真觉得 -Take it easy, H. -Do you honestly think
我会大白天的把你带进酒馆 that I would bring you here, to a pub, broad daylight,
拿枪崩你? -你他妈兜里揣的什么? -and shoot you? -What's in your fucking pocket?
这就说回第二个正题了 Well, that's reason number two.
呃...那个 Um... that
这是你的手机.你搞丢它了,克里斯. is your phone. You lost that, Christmas.
-你还记得丢过那个吗?-你从哪儿弄来的? -Do you remember losing that? -Where'd you get it?
你不用管我是从哪儿弄来的,但我确实弄到了, Never you mind where I got it, but I have got it,
并且破解了你的密码,一个非常复杂的密码. and I cracked your code, really complex one.
一、二、三、四、五、六. One, two, three, four, five, six.
那个地方,是杜蒙特酒店,对吧? That there, that's the Dumont Hotel, innit?
这是从套房里拍到的风景. That's a view from one of the suites.
这是一张 minibar 的照片, That is a photograph of a minibar,
虽然我不知道为什么有人会 although I don't know why anyone would
拍 minibar 的照片.给你, take a photograph of a minibar. There you go,
三条纹的号角. three lines of bugle.
而这个人, And that is you.
她... And she...
...她就是薇隆·史蒂文森. ...she is Vron Stevenson.
淘气鬼. Naughty.
在你像,试图孤注一掷 Before you, like, try some Hail Mary
去抓你的手机之前,你可以直接拿走它, grab for your phone, you can just have it
因为我用不上它. 'cause I don't need it.
你到底想要什么,H? What do you want, H?
我需要保险.现在, I need insurance. Now,
我们回到你最初的问题,「我的包里有什么?」 we get back to your original question, "what's in my bag?"
在我的包里,没错,我有两把格洛克手枪, In my bag, yeah, I got two Glocks,
几枚手榴弹, a couple hand grenades,
还有 5 万现金给你. and 50,000 in cash for you.
里奇的房子里有什么好的藏身之处? Where's a good hiding place in Richie's house?
不知道,兄弟. No idea, mate.
那你他妈的就动动脑子想啊 Well, you're gonna have to think about it, aren't you?
因为我需要你把这几把枪 Because I need you to put these guns
藏到里奇和薇隆的房子里 somewhere inside Richie and Vron's house.
要藏在顺手就能取到的地方 Somewhere accessible, but where they won't
但又不能让人随便发现 懂了? get stumbled upon, you know?
你现在可是走投无路了 老兄 You are thoroughly without options here, mate.
照我说 你永远都是最不中用的那个 Like I said, you are the weakest link.
你们这帮家伙的命根子都被老子攥着 薇隆也好 I've got you by the balls, son, like Vron,
你也好 所以识相点 跟着我说 you know, so say it. Say it with me.
说："我就是个窝囊废" Say, "I am the weakest link."
弗雷迪 你得让我信得过你才行 I need to trust you here, Freddie.
快说 Say it.
我就是窝囊废 I'm the weakest link.
很好 等你确定好 Good. When you know
藏在哪儿了 立刻通知我 where you're going to put them, you let me know.
明白了? Yeah?
我要是你就一头撞死算了 I'd hate to be you.
爱丽丝 嘿 Alice, hey.
明天能约杯酒吗? Can I meet you for a drink tomorrow?
哎呀 Aw,
明天不行 我要参加葬礼 tomorrow's not good. I'm at a funeral.
葬礼?节哀顺变 跟死者很熟吗? Funeral? I'm sorry to hear that. Were you close?
呃 也不算吧 Uh, no, not exactly.
咱们坦白讲啊 Between us, it's...
死的这个汤米实在太惨了 it's some poor bastard called Tommy
除了他老妈,根本没人会惦记这个倒霉蛋汤米. nobody except his mum will ever miss.
我才不想去呢,都是哈里那家伙的主意. I don't even want to be there. It's Harry's idea.
要不咱们改约下周? Well, maybe early next week?
好啊,这主意不错. Yeah. Yeah, that'd be nice.
行吧亲爱的. All right, babe.
- 好嘞 - 回头见 -All right. -See you.
挂了哈 Bye.
哈里根家族明天要去 The Harrigans are going
参加汤米·史蒂文森的葬礼 to Tommy Stevenson's funeral tomorrow.
啥? What?
我可好久没参加葬礼了 It's been ages since I went to a funeral.
我就好这口葬礼 I like my funerals.
是啦,你说过八百遍了 Yes, you said.
我看你也挺乐在其中 You seem to, too.
你不知道吗,就喜欢那种排场 You know, it's the pomp.
- 安保阵仗 - 没错 -The security. -Right.
感觉自己像第一夫人似的 Makes me feel like a first lady.
- 嗯哼 - 我这身打扮 -Hmm. -Aren't I giving you
有没有杰奎琳·肯尼迪遇刺案后的神韵? Jackie Kennedy just after the first assassination?
我要的就是这种历史感 That was the look I was going for.
啧 Mmm.
说不清道不明,葬礼总有种 I don't know, there's something about funerals,
说不出的魔力 I don't know what it is.
有种帝王般的庄严感 It's something, you know, regal.
让人血脉偾张啊,你不觉得吗? They get the juices flowing. Don't you find?
首先,不,我他妈才不会. Firstly, no, I fucking don't.
第二,现在就做个好人,好吗? Number two, just be nice, now. All right?
还有,别玩「汽油女士」了. And lay off the Lady Petrol.
看, Look,
你说「带我回家」,我就带你回家. you say "take me home," and I'll take you home.
带我回家. Take me home.
我在和你妈妈说话. I was talking to your mother.
哦,不,我期待着这件事. Nah, I'm looking forward to this.
如果看起来事情即将开始, If it looks like it's about to kick off,
我会给你信号. I'll give you the signal.
你带简去,去找我们的安保, You get Jan, go to our security
告诉他们事情即将发生. and tell them it's about to go down.
听着,如果哈利说安全,我……我就相信他. Listen, if Harry says it's safe, I... I trust him.
但不相信我. But not me.
什么? What?
你相信哈利,但不相信我. You trust Harry, but you don't trust me.
我没说不相信你. I didn't say I didn't trust you.
我只是说我相信哈利. I just said I trust Harry.
你和哈利之间一切都好吗? Is everything all right between you and Harry?
这是什么意思? What does that mean?
不,只是…… No, it's just...
你没事吧? are you cool?
我们总是很酷. We're always cool.
我相信 I trust
哈利,凯文.你相信他吗? Harry, Kevin. Do you trust him?
你信吗,老爸? Do you, Dad?
操你妈的埃迪 Fuck off, Eddie.
简 我去前排坐会行么 Jan, I'm going up front, okay?
康拉德 Conrad.
-腾个位置 -谢了 -Make some space. -Thank you.
节哀顺变啊,里奇 Sorry for your troubles, Richie.
康拉德,多谢了 Conrad, thank you.
多谢 Thanks.
请节哀,薇隆 My condolences, Vron.
诚挚哀悼,薇隆 Sincere condolences, Vron.
哈里 你是知道的 Harry, you know.
-里奇 节哀顺变 -谢了,哈里 -Richie. Sorry for your loss. -Thanks, Harry.
薇隆,我-我是哈里﻿ Vron, I-I'm Harry.
-节哀顺变 -凯文 -I'm sorry for your loss. -Kevin.
节哀啊,里奇 Sorry for you loss, Richie.
小凯 Kev.
请您节哀 Sorry for your loss.
家属这边 Their better halves,
-伊莎贝拉... -您好 -Isabella... -Hi.
...和简 ...and Jan.
-请您节哀 -多谢 -Sorry for your loss. -Thanks.
这位是爱德华 And this is Edward.
幸会,爱德华 Hello, Edward.
你好,理查德 Hello, Richard.
叫我里奇 It's Richie.
哦?那你也管我叫埃迪吧 Is it? Well, in that case, call me Eddie.
汤米的死我深表遗憾 I'm so sorry for your loss of Tommy.
他也是个活宝 He was a right laugh.
我们没见过吧 I don't think we've met.
滚犊子 Fuck off.
几个意思? What was that?
-什么意思? -上去亲薇隆那事 -What was what? -Going in to kiss Vron.
我这叫友善 I was being friendly.
别放肆 Don't.
继续啊,埃迪 Go on, Eddie.
你再敢这样 You do anything like that again,
我亲自掐死你 and I will strangle you myself.
请全体坐下 Please be seated.
"不要忧愁 "Do not let your hearts be troubled.
你们若信上帝... If you believe in God...
...就当信我 ...also believe in me.
因上帝深爱世人 For God so loved this world
乃至赐予独生子 that he gave us his one and only Son.
凡信他之人 And those that believe in him
不至灭亡... shall not perish...
...反得永生" ...but have eternal life."
他在瞪你呢 He's staring you out.
-闭嘴 -真的 -Shut it. -He is.
"天国自有万千华厦" "My Father's house has many rooms."
他在羞辱你 He's mugging you off.
他当着所有人的面让你当众出丑 He's making you look like a right cunt in front of everyone.
梅芙,给老子闭嘴 Maeve, shut the fuck up,
上帝见证 so help me God.
"若非如此 "If that were not so,
我怎会说要亲自为你们 would I say that I'm going there
预备安身之处? to prepare a place for you?
待我备妥之后... And if I prepare a place for you...
...必会再度归来... ...I will come back...
...带领你们共享圣所... ...and I will take you there with me...
...为使你们也得以... ...so you may also be...
"...与我同在." ...where I am."
请张开双臂 Arms out, please.
好了 谢谢 All right, thank you.
请展开双臂 Your arms, please.
好的 All right.
埃迪居然没来 难以置信 Oh, I just can't believe he's not here.
那...你太太还好吧? So, uh, your wife's okay?
嗯 她没事 Yeah, she's fine.
不过我都听说了 Well, I heard about that, though.
确实是...挺不痛快的 That was a bit of a-- bit of an upset.
总之照顾好自己 Look after yourself anyway.
保持笑容 Just smile.
如果有人搭话 礼貌应对 If anyone talks to you, just be polite.
有熟人在场吗? Do you know anyone here?
认识几个 One or two.
-盯着他们点 好么? -没问题 -Keep an eye on them. All right? -Sure.
-嘿简 还好吗?嗯 -嗯 -Hi, Jan. You all right? Yeah. -Yeah.
你很漂亮 You look lovely.
谢了凯文 Thanks, Kev.
嗨 简 Hi, Jan.
嗯 好久不见 Mm. Long time.
确实 It has been.
近来如何? How are you keeping?
挺好 Good.
埃迪呢? Where's Eddie?
哼 Hmm.
去你的 Fuck off.
嗯 Hmm.
你是认真的? Are you fucking serious?
指甲剪? Nail scissors?
去修剪一下 Do your nails.
下楼装出个男人样 Come downstairs and at least pretend
至少装装样子 to be a man.
杂种 Cunt.
哈利 Harry.
去问里奇为什么死盯着我 Go and ask Richie why he's staring at me.
他没看你 He's not staring at you.
少替我判断旁人有没有注视我 Don't tell me when someone is or isn't staring at me.
好吧 他就是直勾勾盯着你呢 All right, he's staring at you.
嗯 Hmm.
这事儿你要是搞砸了哈利 I hope you're right about this function, Harry.
整个家族都得跟着遭殃 Otherwise, you put the entire family in the crosshairs.
控制得死死的我跟你讲 It's all under control.
讲究人啊 Fair play.
她 她妈到底在搞什么? What's she fucking doing?
薇隆 我真是 Vron, I can't tell you
为你丈夫的事感到非常非常难过 how deeply, deeply sorry I am for your loss.
你最好是 I bet you can't.
你什么意思? What does that mean?
你会不知道吗 You know what it means.
老子从来没想让你们 I never wanted none of you
这帮傻逼来我家 全是里奇的主意 cunts here. It was Richie's idea.
鬼晓得他瞎搞什么 Fuck knows why.
我就怕你认不清形势 I just hope you know where you are.
康拉德是怎么搞成这副鬼样子的? How in God's name does Conrad fuck that?
上帝知道 God knows.
-喏哥们 -拿着 -Here, mate. -There you go.
行 谢了 Yeah, thanks.
啊 阿贝 凯文 Ah, bev, Kev.
来啦老妈 Here, Mum.
你她妈搞啥呢? The fuck are you doing?
操了 Ah, fuck.
你挡我路了 You were in my way.
看路啊小逼崽子 Watch where you're going, you little cunt.
滚远点贱货 Get out my fucking face, cunt.
好了哥 算了吧 埃迪 It's all right, mate. It's all right. Eddie,
赶紧回家 go home.
别呀 让他待会儿 No, no, stay.
都请了你得留下 You've been invited, so stay.
没事的里奇 你想回就回 It's all right, Richie. You can go home.
-但里奇说我能留下 -我他妈不管 -But Richie said I can stay. -I don't give a fuck
里奇说什么狗屁 what Richie said, mate.
要不让埃迪搭便车 Well, we can get Eddie a lift.
让弗雷迪送他 I mean, Freddie'll do it,
你看行吗老哈 if that's all right with you, H.
不用麻烦了我们自己解决 谢了 No, y-you're all right. I think we got this. Thank you.
我才不让弗雷迪送 我叫优步 I ain't going with Freddie. I'll get an Uber.
让怎么做你就怎么做听明白吗 You'll do as you're fucking told.
这又是什么幺蛾子? What's this now, hmm?
正商量送埃迪回家呢 We were just working out how to get Eddie home.
行了埃迪 赶紧滚蛋 All right, Eddie. Off you trot.
我要带我儿子走 I'm taking my son home.
康拉德 借一步说话? Conrad, can we have a word?
哈利 Harry.
凯文 Kevin.
-奥利 -在 -Olie. -Yeah.
查理 Charlie.
最近看电视新闻 I've been watching the news.
看那些阿拉伯人和犹太人打得 造孽啊 Those Arabs and the Jews, awful.
你们不觉得惨吗? Don't you think it's awful?
我是爱尔兰人. I'm Irish.
从小听这种鬼话听得耳朵起茧 I've had a gut full of that bollocks since I was a kid.
讲真 And, to be honest,
别人的烂仗关我屁事 I couldn't give a fuck about another man's war.
你当时紧张吗? Was you nervous?
什么时候? When?
我让你来这儿的时候 When I asked you to come here.
要真紧张 你现在就见不着我 If I was, I wouldn't be here now.
一丝丝紧张都没有? What, not even a little bit?
比如"他到底想干吗"那种心思? Thinking like, "What's he up to?"
半点都没 里奇 Not a jot, Richie.
我们倍感荣幸 也很感动 We were extremely honored and very touched.
这就奇怪了 See, that's odd.
毕竟本性难移啊 Because, by nature,
你可是老谋深算的康拉德 you're quite a wily old fox, Conrad.
你这种人向来行棋无悔 You don't tend to blunder around,
刀口舔血的事可不会冒险 risking life and limb.
你他妈的到底想说什么 史蒂文森? What's your fucking point, Stevenson?
我知道汤米是谁害的 I know who done Tommy.
你们真把我当傻帽了是不是？ You must think I'm a right mug.
那个替罪羊 That patsy
你们找的替死鬼 又被你们灭口 that you set up and then murdered.
我知道不是他干的 I know it weren't him.
我现在不想掀起腥风血雨 Now, I don't want a war.
不敢说哪天睡醒 I'm not saying I won't
会不会改主意 wake up tomorrow feeling completely different,
但眼下此时此刻 老子不要报复 but right here now, I don't want vengeance,
我知道什么该留 什么该守 'cause I know what I have, or what I have left.
康拉德啊康拉德... Now, Conrad...
...我恨你恨到骨子里 ...I hate the bones of you,
每个毛孔都在憎恶你 every ounce of my soul.
说真的 I genuinely
但愿你全家不得好死 wish you and yours nothing but ill.
但今天我请你过来 But I asked you here today
就想看看你来不来 to see if you'd come,
而你来了 and you came.
这份气魄我佩服 And I respect that.
所以免战牌我挂了 So there'll be no war.
不过要是让我撞见埃迪·哈里根那个崽种 But if I see that little cunt Eddie Harrigan
在哪露头 out anywhere,
酒馆也好 公园长凳也罢 in a pub, on a park bench,
他就自求多福吧 he's fair game.
但还能留条狗命 But he gets to live.
不像我儿子... Unlike my boy...
...只剩冷棺材 ...who's dead.
现在 成交不? Now, do we have a deal?
别啊 Come on.
哦 不 Oh, no.
来嘛王八蛋 Come on, you fucker.
嚯 Ooh.
哦 天啊 Oh, God.
你还好吗? Are you all right there, now?
发生什么事了? What happened?
你喝得太多了 You had a bit too much to drink.
可能是太紧张了 Perhaps it was the nerves.
呵 Hmm.
放屁 有人给我下药了 Bollocks. Someone roofied me.
是你干的? Was it you?
嗯? Hmm?
跟我说实话 Tell me the truth.
梅芙 别这样指着我 Don't go pointing your finger at me like that now, Maeve.
跟我没关系 完全无关 Had nothing to do with me. Nothing at all.
看看这条漂亮的鱼 Ah, look at this beauty.
梅芙 天啊 Now-- Jesus, Maeve.
有你这么糟蹋鳟鱼的吗? That's no way to treat my trout. Really?
那贱货当着我的面羞辱我 That fucking cunt insulted me to my face.
当着我的面！ To my face.
冷静点 梅芙 冷静 Calm down now. Just calm down now, Maeve.
我们来喝杯茶 We'll have a nice cup of tea.
就... Just--
去你妈的 Fuck you, too.
保罗? Paul?
怎么了梅芙? Yes, Maeve?
*尼克·凯夫与坏种子乐队《人性本恶》* * "People Ain't No Good" by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds *
*人呐 没一个好东西* * People just ain't no good *
*这道理谁都懂* * I think that's well understood *
*放眼望去 处处可见* * You can see it everywhere you look *
*人呐 没一个好东西* * People just ain't no good *
*我们在樱花树下结为连理* * We were married under cherry trees *
*对着纷飞花瓣许下誓言* * Under blossom we made our vows *
*所有花瓣都纷扬落下* * All the blossoms come sailing down *
*穿过街道 飘过游乐园* * Through the streets and through the playground *
*阳光在床单上流淌...* * The sun would stream on the sheets... *
亲爱的 Babe,
我去趟商店 I'm going down the shops.
要带点什么吗? Do you want anything?
亲爱的? Babe?
*我们会买周日的报纸* * We'd buy the Sunday newspapers *
*却从不阅读只言片语* * And never read a single word *
*人啊* * People *
*没一个好东西* * They ain't no good *
*人啊* * People *
*没一个好东西* * They ain't no good *
*人啊* * People *
*没一个好东西* * They ain't no good *
*四季更迭 年复一年* * Seasons came, seasons went *
*寒冬剥去了所有花瓣* * The winter stripped the blossoms bare *
*街道换了新的行道树* * A different tree now lines the streets *
*向着天空挥舞拳头* * Shaking its fists in the air *
*寒冬如重拳将我们击倒* * The winter slammed us like a fist *
* 窗棂在狂风中震颤作响 * * The windows rattling in the gales *
* 为此她拉上了窗帘…… * * To which she drew the curtains... *