我的爸爸是森林之王
哈里森博士 别跑了 Dr. Harrison, stop.
你无路可逃了 You can't run forever.
死心吧 博士 There's no escape, Doctor.
乖乖跟我们走 You're coming with us.
不用开枪 反正他逃不了了 Don't use your dart gun. We got him cornered.
差一点就抓到他了 Argh! We were so close...
爸爸 Daddy.
嗯 爸爸 Hmm? Daddy.
(12年后)
(国家询问报)
(独家报导)
(怪兽在哪里)
亚当 哈里森 Adam Harrison!
啊 是 老师 Huh? Oh, yes, sir?
课后留校 不准睡觉 No sleeping in detention.
好好利用这个时间 多看点书 Use this time for something productive.
什么 What?
你们几个在后面做什么啊 What's going on back there?
这好恶心喔 That's disgusting!
亚当 发生什么事了吗 Adam, what's the problem?
看来有人吐了六块口香糖在我头发上 It looks like someone stuck six packs of gum in my hair.
我什么也没看到 I didn't see nothing.
东尼 Tony,
去校长室报到 go to the office.
又来了 Not again!
你死定了 臭小子 You're dead, snitch!
我的妈呀 我的脚怎么变大了 Holy crap, what's happening to me?
你们看看他的鞋 Look at his shoes!
什…什么 Huh? What... What?
怪咖出现啰 Spaz alert.
就是因为不想跟他同班 He used to be in my History class.
所以我才转班的 That's why I changed classes.
他一个朋友也没有 He's got like no friends.
嗨 亚当 你还好吧 Hey, Adam. Are you okay?
你别跑啊 我又不会咬人 Don't run, I don't bite.
东尼 快看看是谁来了 Well, look who it is.
真是冤家路窄 How ya doing snitch?
你们少来惹我 Leave me alone.
你好啊 拖把头 来做什么 Hey there, mop-top, whatcha doin'?
难道是要去工具间报到吗 Are you on your way to the janitor's closet?
因为你的发型像拖把 'Cause you look like a mop!
这个好笑 Good one!
真的假的 这样也叫好笑 Seriously, that counts as a good one?
笑点真低 Give me a break!
那这样呢 Good one!
真的好笑 That's a good one.
快放开我 Get off me!
不然呢 又要去打小报告吗 What? You gonna rat me out again?
看情况 你对我对粗 我就去跟老师说 Hard to say. It depends on the circumstances.
说错话啰 臭小子 Wrong answer, snitch!
快住手 Stop!
好啦 不闹你了 Okay, you've had enough.
还你 不跟你玩了 Here, let me help you.
看他的鞋子 有够蠢的 Look at his shoes! What a freak!
喔 对了 你忘记背包了 Oh, hey, you forgot your backpack!
进篮得分 两分球 Cha-ching! Two points!
真可恶 Jerks...
又被同学欺负了 It was those boys again wasn't it?
不是 我都说了 No, I told you. I was playing soccer
我是在跟同学玩球的时候被球砸到脸嘛 with my friends and the ball hit me in the face.
真的吗 那你是跟哪位同学玩球啊 Oh, yeah? What friends of yours play soccer?
就…那几位同学啊 Uh... The British ones...
我的好好友 他们几个打球都满猛的 My mates. But they call soccer "football."
喔 是吗 那你的头发要怎么解释 Oh, do they? And how did this happen?
球打得太猛就会这样啰 Soccer can be a dangerous sport.
亚当 别再胡扯了 Adam, quit messing around.
要怎么处理才好呢 What are we going to do about this?
不是用剪刀剪 就是用嘴巴咬 Either we chop it out, or we chew it out.
用嘴巴咬吧 I vote chew.
恶心 直接剪掉 Ugh. I vote chop.
转过去吧 Turn around.
只是可惜了这头帅气的长发 You had such nice, long hair.
起码不会再被人家笑拖把头了 At least they can't make fun of my hair anymore.
我的妈啊 Holy crap!
亚当 你上学要迟到了 Adam, You're gonna be late!
我马上就下去 I'll be down in a minute!
亚当 Adam...
暂时也只能这样了 That's not gonna work.
你到底在做什么 What's taking so long?
一切都还好吧 Are you all right?
我没事 I'm fine!
大概是吃不惯你的肉饼吧 I guess your meatloaf didn't agree with me.
可是你昨天不是说很好吃吗 I thought you loved my meatloaf.
没有到好吃啦 还算可以 Love is a strong word. I like it.
不对 还不到可以 No, like's too strong.
应该说 其实我讨厌吃你的肉饼 Hey, I hate your meatloaf.
什么 What?
等一下 我的肉饼可是 Listen, my meatloaf is...
亚当 Oh, Adam.
干嘛 那顶帽子 What? That hat...
怎么了 What about it?
它本来 是你爸爸的 That was your father's.
喔 对不起 Oh, sorry.
为什么要说对不起 Why are you sorry?
我也不知道 I dunno.
他死了嘛 我好像又害你伤心了 He died. I didn't mean to make you sad.
他是个很棒的人 He was a great man.
可惜我跟他不熟 I wish I knew him.
我怎么 把你的头发剪得这么乱啊 I did a sloppy job on your hair.
大概是昨天晚上累过头了吧 I must have been more tired than I thought.
来 把帽子戴回去吧 Here, let's put this back on.
你戴起来还蛮帅的 It looks good on you.
快走吧 不然上学要迟到了 Now hurry up, you're going to be late for school.
没想到原来你讨厌我的肉饼啊 I can't believe you don't like my meatloaf.
我老实告诉你吧 妈 I'll let you in on a secret, Mom.
大家都讨厌你做的肉饼 Nobody likes your meatloaf.
好吧 算了 别忘了要吃饭喔 Okay. Well, enjoy your lunch.
该不会又是肉饼吧 It's meatloaf, isn't it?
可能喔 Mmm. Could be.
（禁区 不准进入）(切勿擅闯)
(监视器录影中)（警告 外人请勿进入）
(发匠假发公司)
有权有势的人都有一项共同点 All powerful men have one thing in common.
一头亮丽的秀发 Great hair.
本公司的假发 HairCo toupees have been worn in secret
偷偷造福了历史上不少伟大的人物 by some of the greatest men in history.
但我邀你们来不是为了回顾历史 But you're not here to be a part of our past,
而是想请你们来投资 you're here to be part of the future.
别犹豫了 先生们 投资头发包准你赚大钱 Make no mistake, gentlemen, hair is a growth business.
不好意思 可能得请你们交出照相机来 I'm afraid we'll need to ask you for your cameras.
抱歉 小林先生 请你务必配合 Mr. Kobayashi, I must insist.
这里是我们的神奇实验室 This is where the magic happens.
未来的趋势已经不再是戴假发了 没错 没错 The future isn't toupees, no, no, no.
未来的趋势是要帮人们长真发 The future lies in growing real hair.
我们的研发重点已经不是做假发了 We're not talking about embarrassing hair plugs,
也不是什么头皮按摩 或是特效洗发精 useless scalp massagers, or fancy shampoo.
现在的研发重点是基因工程 We're talking about genetic engineering.
用最先进的科技改变你的DNA State of the art DNA manipulation.
我们就快要研发出最新技术 We're on the verge of a major breakthrough
造福这世上千千万万的人民 that will change the lives of hundreds of millions of people...
重点是能靠这技术大赚一笔 And make us a fortune in the process.
快看这个
好厉害
向钱看博士是本公司的研究暨开发主任 Dr. Billingsley is our head of experimental research and development.
这位是我们工作认真的实习生 Ah, here comes one of our eager young interns.
呃 向钱看博士 Uh, Dr. Billingsley?
我做这个有算学分的 对吗 I'm getting college cedit for this, right?
当然啰 Of course.
太好了 那可能要麻烦你先帮我签一下实习单 Oh, okay. I'll just need you to sign my work experience time sheet.
站到叉叉上 Stand on the "X."
等一下 你该不会要对我开枪 Hold on, you're not going to shoot me with...
好痛 Ouch!
等一下 你可能会觉得有点烫烫的 Now, you may experience a slight burning sensation.
不过请不用担心 But don't worry about it.
救命啊 Help me!
真是不好意思 As you can see,
现在一切都还在研发阶段 we're still perfecting the formula.
但成功之后 保证一定可以大发利市 Once we do, people will pay anything for it.
我们的生发剂 一定可以赚大钱的 The real money is in big hair.
嗯 氟锑酸化合物得再降个五个百分点 Hmm. Reduce fluoroantimonic acid by five percent.
本校规定不准打架 We have a no fighting policy at this school,
一次都不可以 zero tolerance.
只要你打架 就必须被停学 You fight, you're suspended!
所以你被停学了 You're suspended!
听到了没有 你被停学了 Do you hear me? Suspended!
你好好笑喔 You're so funny.
你最好给我小心一点 臭小子 Hey, you better watch your back, snitch.
亚当哈里森 Adam Harrison.
我想这个应该是你的东西吧 I believe this belongs to you.
因为背包上有你的名牌 Nametag was on the inside.
谢谢校长 Oh, thank you, sir!
还请你记得 下次别再拿它来投篮了 Don't be throwing it into basketball hoops anymore.
什么 我怎么可能拿自己的背包来投篮啊 What? Why would I throw my own bag into a basketball hoop?
谁知道你们这些小鬼脑子里都在想什么 Who knows why you kids do anything?
亚当 你就是我们所谓的 Adam, you are what we call a...
玛丽 Mildred.
呃 我们现在都怎么称呼那些爱指正别人的人 Uh, what are we saying instead of spazoid these days?
呃 正义魔人 校长 Uh, normally challenged, sir.
喔 这样啊 咳 Oh, and, uh...
那没朋友的独行侠要怎么说呢 How would I say "friendless loser"?
具有中度社交恐惧症的人 Mid-level acquaintance deficiency.
亚当 依我看啊 你有中度社交恐惧症的问题 Adam, you have mid-level acquaintance deficiency.
那这种病有药医吗 Do they make a pill for that?
没有 校长 No, sir.
那没办法了 就连我们也救不了你了 Apparently, there's nothing we can do for you.
你的坏毛病必须自己改掉 This acting out needs to stop.
可是 校长 But, sir...
本校规定就是不准打架 We have a no fighting policy at this school.
一次都不可以 只要打架 就得被停学 Zero tolerance. You fight, you're suspended.
可是我是被打的人 Getting beat up counts as fighting?
一个巴掌拍不响这是自古不变的道理 A fist can't punch without a face to receive it.
我说你有打架 就是有打架 No fighting means no fighting.
喔 对了 亚当 Oh, and, Adam?
什么事 校长 Yes, sir?
提醒你 我们也不准同学戴帽子 We have zero tolerance on hats.
在学校里 不准戴帽子 No hats in school.
还有 你该剪头发了 And get a haircut.
嘎 What...
喂 哈里森 你害我被停学了 Hey, Harrison, you got me suspended!
你应该高兴才对 不用上学耶 You should be happy. You hate school.
我爸会宰了我 My dad's going to kill me.
他只准我犯错十次 He's got a 10 strikes policy,
这是第十次了 and this is strike 10.
别这样啦 校长都说了 他说不准打架 Come on, guys, you heard Principal Jones. He said no fighting.
他可没说在校外不能打架喔 He said no fighting on school property.
戴起来帅吗 How do I look?
你戴起来比亚当还丑 You look like stupid Adam.
是帽子太丑了 This hat sucks.
快住手 Stop!
你竟敢 你完蛋了 That's it, you're dead!
快 抓住他 Come on, let's get him!
快啊 抓住他 Come on, get him!
别让他跑了 Don't let him get away.
好了啦 行了 你们闹够了吧 Okay, guys, come on. You've had your fun.
哪有这么简单就放过你 Don't you know how this works?
逮到你了吧 We got him, boys!
好戏才正要上场 This is the fun part.
快放开我 Get off me!
搞什么啊 What the...
去追他 Come on!
我是怎么了 What is happening to me?
不会吧 Oh, no...
我们就在这等你出来 You gotta come out sometime.
对 就看你什么时候出来 Yeah, and when you do, we'll be waiting.
忘了今天是星期五 他搞不好会一直待在家 It's Friday. He could be in there all weekend.
真的要在这边等他三天吗 Are we really gonna wait here for three days?
算了 放他一马 Nah. Forget him.
我们去动物园欺负山羊吧 Let's go bug the goats at the petting zoo.
(威尔斯曼 比利时饼干)
（林间路216号）(国道99号)
你要瞒我到什么时候 Were you ever going to tell me? Oh!
亚当 你吓到我了 Adam! You startled me.
你竟然骗我说爸死了 You said Dad was dead!
亚当 如果他都死了 为什么还能写信给你 Adam...If he's dead, why is he writing letters to you?
这封信还是两周前寄的耶 This one is from two weeks ago!
亲爱的雪莉 听到亚当 "Dear Shelly, I'm sorry to hear
在学校的事我很难过 "Adam is having a hard time at school."
真的假的 你先听我解释 Really? It's not what you think.
你明明知道我很想念爸爸 You didn't think I'd want to meet him?
你却瞒着我 不让我见他 You thought you could keep him to yourself?
亚当 你爸爸是还活着 Adam, your dad is alive.
我也只能说这么多了 That's all I can tell you.
你在开什么玩笑 我知道你很难过 Are you kidding me? I know it's hard,
但是你一定要相信我 but you've got to trust me.
相信你 你根本是个骗子 Trust you! You're a liar!
从小到大你都在骗我 骗了我一辈子 You've been lying to me every day of my whole life!
亚当 别这样 Adam, please...
我还以为我可以相信自己的妈妈 I thought you were the one person I could trust,
结果你也跟其他人一样 but you're just like everybody else.
我讨厌你 I hate you!
亚当 拜托 别这样 Adam, no, please...
（林间路216号）(国道99号)
小朋友 你没事吧 Hey, kid. You okay?
我只是…想要回家 Just trying to get home.
你这么小就知道要搭便车啦 Ain't you a little young to be hitchhiking?
你总不忍心看我一个小孩在路边闲晃 I'm a little young to be stranded at the side of the road,
又被雨淋得快感冒了吧 catching a cold in the pouring rain.
对啦 说得也是 你要去哪啊 Yeah. I guess so. How far you goin'?
呃 国道99号 Uh, Route 89.
什么 不会吧 那有一百英里远耶 What? Are you kidding? That's 100 miles from here.
你愿意载我啰 So can you take me?
我觉得外面的天气真的好冷喔 It's getting awfully cold out here.
我不确定耶 I don't know...
谢了 真的太感激你了 Thanks, I really appreciate it.
等一下 我可没说我要载你喔 Hey, I don't remember sayin' I'd take you.
喔 好啦 你总不会希望我得肺炎死掉吧 Oh, come on. You'd hate yourself
如果我死了 就都要怪你 if I died of pneumonia and it was all your fault.
拿你没辙 关门吧 All right! Close the door.
亚当 亚当 你还在睡吗 Adam? Adam, are you awake?
我们好好聊聊好不好 Can we talk about this?
亚当 Adam?
不 不会吧 Oh, no, no, no!
哎呀 好久没看过这样的森林了 Well, you don't see many forests like this anymore.
哼 这里不管走多久 放眼望去全都是森林 Huh. You walk two weeks in any direction, and all you'd see is trees.
我跟你说 你一走进去包准你会迷路 I'm telling you, you wouldn't want to get turned around out here, kid.
对 没错 No, you wouldn't.
呃 好像到了 Well, it looks like...
没错 到了 就是这里 Yes, it's here! This is it!
就是这里 This is it?
我没想到会有人住在这种地方 I didn't know people actually lived out here.
有啦 这里就是我家啊 Yep, uh, home sweet home.
你住在这 那你家的房子呢 Home sweet home? Where's your house?
我家房子 我家房子就在那里 在后面啊 My House... My house is over there... Back a ways.
好啦 谢了 再见 Anyway, thanks. See ya.
好吧 你保重啰 小子 Okay. Take care of yourself, kid.
你好 Hello?
有人在吗 Hello?
你去哪里了 可爱的小松鼠 Where'd you go? Little squirrel dude?
喂 等一下 回来 Hey, wait! Come back!
这样不公平吧 That's not fair!
这里不管走多久 放眼望去全都是森林 Walk two weeks in any direction and all you'll see is trees.
哇喔 Wow.
有人在吗 Hello?
哈啰 有人在那里吗 Hello? Somebody there?
这并不好笑喔 谁在那里 This isn't funny. Who's there?
她带走我的狗 我的房 She took my dog, my house
我的皮卡车 My pickup truck
但不管她多銮横 But no matter what she say
都不能带走我的牛仔靴 Can't take my cowboy boots away ??
我的妈啊 那是什么鬼东西 Holy cow! What in the heck was that?
嗯 看到好东西了 Huh? Well, I'll be...
居然没有讯号 拜托 你这支烂手机 No service? Come on, you piece of junk!
没用的智慧手机 Stupid smartphone!
（萝西餐馆）
911 请问是什么紧急事件 911, what's your emergency?
你好 我打来是要通报我看到大脚怪了 My emergency is I done saw a bigfoot!
它被我的行车记录器给录下来了 I got the whole thing on my dashboard cam.
大脚怪 先生 这支电话是用来报警的 请不要恶作剧 Bigfoot? Sir, this line is for emergencies, not for prank calls.
喂 Hello?
真是可恶 我一定要找到愿意相信我的人 Dang blame it, somebody's got to believe me.
国家询问报 请问有什么事吗 National Enquirer, how can I help you?
你先别挂 你一定要相信我 Don't hang up. You gotta believe me.
我打来是要说 我看到大脚怪了 I'm calling 'cause I saw a real bigfoot.
请稍候 我帮你转给 Please hold, and I'll put you through
不可思议现象编辑部 to Hairy Monsters, Swampthings, and UFOs.
（国家询问报）（大脚怪）
大脚怪 Bigfoot?
是的 大脚怪 Yes. Bigfoot.
还提它干嘛 我们早在十年前就放弃这项研究了 It's a dead end. We gave up the search for Bigfoot 10 years ago.
恕我直言 但如果这消息是真的 就得把握 With all due respect, if this thing is real, we have to have it.
它的基因可是好东西啊 It's the genetic bridge we've been looking for.
喔不 不了 我不想再浪费资源去找不存在的东西了 Oh, no, no. I'm not wasting a fortune on another wild goose chase.
大脚怪的DNA里有宝贵的毛发生长基因 Think of the hair growth potential locked in that DNA.
有了它万事0K 不需要做假发 No more sprays. No more toupees.
它会让人长真发 Just real hair.
拜托 向钱看 你是科学家耶 Come on, Billingsley. You're a scientist.
你怎么能确定这不是骗人的幌子 What makes you so sure this isn't just another hoax?
你先看一下照片 Looking at the kid in this photo,
再作结论也不迟啊 could there be any other conclusion?
嗯 Hmm.
这是我想的那个人吗 Is that who I think it is?
应该是啰 We think so.
那现在只剩下一个问题 Then I only have one more question...
这张照片是谁拍的 Who took this photo?
帅哥 你真的看到大脚怪了吗 So, sugar, you say you saw Bigfoot?
是的 没错 这件事会不会上新闻啊 Yes, ma'am. And it's going to be in the paper?
当然是会啦 喔 那你要红啰 That's what they said. Ooh! You going to be famous.
我好兴奋喔 这里不再是偏乡地区了 It's so exciting. Nothing ever happens up here.
要变成知名景点啰 This is going to be good for business.
是怎样 Huh? Oh, what's that?
我说的很准吧 What did I tell you?
泰迪 什么事 Teddy! What?
赶快涨价 Raise the prices!
就是这里 It happened right here.
不信你看煞车痕 Check out them skids.
我紧急煞车到差点就要翻车了 I hit the brakes so hard, I almost flipped my rig!
长官 Sir...
找到东西了 We got something.
（亚当哈里森）（木桥街51号）（波特兰 奥勒冈97204)
有人在吗 Hello?
哈里森太太 Mrs. Harrison?
我们仔细搜 Check the house.
这里有新发现 I think we got something.
车子不在 没看到他母亲 Car's gone. No sign of the mother.
不要靠近我 救命 Stay away from me! Help!
你不要再靠近了 Don't come any closer!
你…你是谁啊 What... What are you?
这个 Well, I'm, uh...
不知道怎么说才不会吓到你 I'm not sure how to break this to you...
儿子 我是你老爸 But I'm your dad.
我爸 不 才怪 Dad? No, you're not!
他人在哪里 你对他怎么了 你吃了他吗 Where is he? What did you do with him? Did you eat him?
没有 是 是真的 亚当 我是你老爸 No, I promise, Adam. I'm your dad.
少胡说八道了 你退后 Stop saying that! And back off!
小心一点 可别把我刺死了 Ooh, easy, killer. Don't twig me to death.
别激动 你不用怕 Calm down, you have nothing to fear.
你怎么有我的照片 Where did you get these?
是你妈寄给我的啊 Your mother sent them to me.
我恨死那张照片了 I hate this picture.
那是你吗 是啊 That's you? Yep.
是你 我 还有你妈 It's you, me, and your mom.
当时你 六个月大吧 You were six months old.
不会吧 Oh, man...
我爸是大脚怪 My dad is Bigfoot?
对 我的人生还会变得更惨吗 Yep.Could my life get any worse?
喂 亚当 你爸是名人 只可惜他不是明星 "Hey, Adam, your dad's famous, but not like a rock star,
而是一个必须躲在森林里的可怕怪物 "more like a hideous beast that hides in the forest."
可怕怪物 说的这么难听 Hideous? That's a bit strong.
开什么玩笑 你是怪物耶 Are you kidding? You're a monster.
怪不得你会想要逃走 I can see why you ran away.
等等 我逃走不是因为我的身份 Whoa. I didn't leave because I'm a bigfoot.
我离开 是因为有人在追捕我 I left because I was being hunted.
追捕你 听着 Hunted? You see,
有一家药厂 一直想把我抓回去当实验品 a pharmaceutical company wanted to turn me into a lab rat.
我会离开 是为了保护你们母子俩 I left to protect you and your mother.
会瞒着你也是因为要保护你 We didn't tell you for your own safety.
被当成实验品 是什么意思 What do you mean, a lab rat?
你妈知道你来这里吗 Does your mom know you're out here?
知道啊 是她给我地址 Yeah. She gave me the address.
要我来找你的 She told me to come out here...
单独来 Alone.
亚当 你明显在说谎 Adam, you're lying to me.
怎样你跟妈也骗了我一辈子啊 You and mom have been lying to me my entire life.
我们没得选你 We had no choice.
都不知道我们这么做有多么难过 You have no idea how hard it was on both of us.
那我怎么办 What about me?
你知不知道 我不能陪在你身边我有多难过 It broke my heart that I couldn't be there when you needed me.
亚当 我是认真的 Adam, this is serious.
快说你怎么找到我的 Tell me how you found me.
我找到你的信 I found your letters.
你冒了很大的险来这里 You took a big risk coming here.
你妈一定担心死了 Your mom must be worried sick.
为什么拦我 例行路检 What's going on? Just a routine check.
路检 我怎么觉得不太像 Routine? It doesn't look that way to me.
你是雪莉哈里森吗 Are you Shelly Harrison?
什么 呃 你是警察吗 What? Are you a police officer?
我要请你关掉引擎 并走下车来 I'm going to have to ask you to turn off your engine and step out of the vehicle.
好吧 Hmm. Okay.
女士 没用的 Ma'am, it's futile.
劝你还是乖乖下车吧 I suggest you get out of the car.
这些都是她寄的 She sent me everything.
我收到好开心 她很以你为荣 I couldn't get enough of it. She's so proud of you.
我还以为都被妈丢掉了呢 I always thought Mom threw these out.
她一样也没丢掉 Not a single one of them.
那我会怎么样 So what about me?
我以后也会像你吗 Am I gonna be... Like you?
不会 没什么好担心的 No. You've got nothing to worry about.
你已经十三岁了 呃… You're already 13...
所以呢 放心 So what? Well...
你又没症状出现 You'd have symptoms by now.
喔 你是说头发会一夜变长 Oh, you mean like hair that grows a foot overnight?
脚会突然变大顶破鞋子 Feet that blow through the ends of my shoes?
这类的症状吗 That kind of thing?
我也会变成大脚怪 I'm going to be a monster?
呃 也没那么惨啦 It's not so bad.
怎么会不惨呢 How is it not so bad?
像只动物一样 下半辈子都只能躲在树林里吗 Spending the rest of my life hiding in the forest like an animal?
先别激动 你还有什么症状 Slow down. What else do you have?
除了你的脚 还有头发外 那你的耳朵呢 The hair thing, the feet. What about your ears?
你肾上腺素飘高时 听力会改变吗 When your adrenaline's up, does your hearing change?
有时候声音会变得很大声 Sometimes it gets super loud.
就像偏头痛那样 Like a migraine or something.
你上次刮手毛是什么时候 When's the last time you shaved your hands?
什么 我没有 What? Ew! Never!
还是你有刮背毛 But you shave your back?
没有 我没刮过毛 No. I don't shave anything.
这太神奇了 你不像我的手和背都会长毛 This is amazing. My hands and back are where it started.
我十二岁的时候 就必须每周都用大力胶带除毛了 By the time I was 12, I was waxing my back every weekend with duct tape.
可是你不一样 But you're different.
大脚怪的优点你都有 就是没有长毛 It's like you've got all the good stuff, but none of the fur.
你说优点是什么意思 How is any of this "good stuff"?
其实当大脚怪是有很多好处的 There's a lot of good things about being a bigfoot.
你受伤的腿没事了 不是吗 You're standing on that leg, aren't you?
你…你医好了我的腿 You... You fixed my leg.
这怎么可能 How is that possible?
疗愈之手 快速长毛 还有一双大脚 The healing touch, fast growing hair, big feet...
这些都是大脚怪的特点啊 It all goes with the territory.
我的妈啊 你是谁 Holy moly. What are you?
某种长毛的巫师吗 Some kind of hairy wizard?
哈 我没那么厉害啦 Ha. Nothing that exciting.
现在来看看 你还有什么强项吧 We've got to find out what else you can do.
过来抓住这个 Hang on to this.
要做什么 What's it do?
怎么回事 好痛 What's going on? It hurts!
你别紧张 Just relax...
你也太没责任感了 你差点害死我 That was so irresponsible! You could've killed me!
是肾上腺素的关系 It's the adrenaline.
你不要紧张 Calm down.
深呼吸一下 Take a deep breath.
这就对了 你听听看 That's it. And listen.
哇 是啄木乌的声音 Whoa. It's a woodpecker.
你专心听那边 Focus over there.
那是 要怎么称呼啊 That's a... What do you call it?
间歇泉 仿佛就在眼前耶 A geyser. It's like I can see it.
是声音造成的视觉效果 The sound makes a picture in your head.
它叫回声定位 海豚跟蝙蝠也有这种能力 Dolphins and bats have something similar called echolocation.
很酷对吧 Pretty cool, Huh?
好像吧 应该说 蝙蝠侠很酷 I guess. Well, Batman's cool...
但海豚侠就不酷了 Dolphinman, not so much.
至于你的脚 你体验过了 And your feet... Tell me you've tried them?
把鞋扔了吧 儿子 Ditch the shoes, buddy.
怎么啦 Ah! What?
好冷喔 It's cold.
试着跟上我吧 Try to keep up. Huh?
等等 Whoo-hoo! Wait!
这也太神奇了 This is amazing!
很爽 对不对 Feels good, doesn't it?
对啊 这种感觉爽爆 Yeah! It's the greatest feeling in the...
糟糕 儿子 喔 Ouch, buddy. Oh.
真抱歉 我应该先警告你的 I'm so sorry. I should've warned you.
在森林里奔跑时 要小心头会撞到东西 You've gotta avoid smashing head first into the trees.
今天的大脚怪课程就上到这里吧 I think I'm done with bigfoot lessons for the day.
呃 等等 还有一件事 There's one more thing.
跟小心头撞到东西有关系吗 Does it involve smashing head first into anything?
不 我呢 能跟动物沟通 Nope. I can talk to animals.
你在说笑吧 Are you kidding?
你看好啰 Just watch.
喂 史帝 过来这里 Hey, Steve, come over here.
所以你怎么跟她说 So what did you say to her?
有意思 I love it.
我只听到鸟叫声 我大概没这能力 I just hear chirps. I guess I don't have that one.
试试看嘛 秘诀在于一句一句慢慢的听 Give it a shot. The secret here is to slow things down.
嗨 很荣幸见到你 亚当 Nice to finally meet you, Adam.
你本人看起来比照片还帅呢 You look better in real life than in your photo.
不会吧 对 No way. Yes way.
没错有用耶 It works!
我 很 荣 幸 见 到 你 It... Is... Nice... To... Meet... You!
你倒不用这样讲话啦 You don't need to talk like that.
它们听得懂你说的话 They understand you just fine.
那我呢 你看不起我吗 What am I? Chopped liver?
真是的 都不用介绍一下我啊 Sheesh. He doesn't even introduce me!
连树也会讲话 The trees talk too?
这地方简直像迪士尼电影 This place is like a Disney movie!
嗨 你好 喔 Hello... Oh!
树不会讲话啦 你搞不清楚状况 Trees don't talk, you stupid idiot.
他是崔普 That's just Traber.
你好啊 Enchante. Ow!
对了 她是我漂亮的老婆 佳佳 Oh, yeah. This is my lovely wife, Weecha.
她也很高兴见到你 She's also enchanted.
你好 Oh. Hello.
久仰大名了 亚当 Nice to finally meet you, Adam.
你爸爸 他常常提到你呢 Your dad talks about you all the time.
人类都有一个儿子 Every real man has a son.
我也有孩子快出生啰 I got kids on the way myself.
都是男生 All boys.
还不知道啦 We don't know that.
我看得出来 I can tell.
你们好吗 儿子们 你们要乖乖的长大喔 很好 How you doin', fellas? Gettin' big and strong in there? Good.
我不得不说 这孩子看起来不像大脚怪 I have to say...The kid doesn't look like a bigfoot.
崔婆 怎样 我只是实话实说 Stop! What? I'm just calling it like it is.
你们都有眼睛吧 这位是大脚怪 You've all got eyes. This is a bigfoot.
而这位是小男孩 如假包换的人类 This is a boy. It's Humans 101.
你别听他乱说 没有人会这样想 Don't listen to Traber. Nobody here does.
开什么玩笑 哈 我就像这里的老大耶 Are you kidding? I'm like the boss around here!
这座森林里的每只动物都很重视我说的话 Everybody in this forest hangs off my every word.
他总是这么搞笑吗 Is he always like that?
这里真棒 What a place.
我开始喜欢这里了 I'm starting to like it here.
不要跑 千万别背对着它 Don't run and don't turn your back to him.
惨了 它好大只 Oh, no. He's a big one!
爸 小心 不 Careful, Dad! Don't...
演得超好的 威伯 我给你打满分 Nice performance, Wilbur. 10 out of 10!
谢谢你啦 我练习很久了 Well, thanks. I've been practicing.
你故意的 我的心脏差点就跳出来了 You jerk! I almost had a heart attack.
好了 不用害怕啦 Nothing to be afraid of.
他是威伯 This is just Wilbur.
一只大号的泰迪熊 既温柔又亲切 He's a big teddy bear, sweeter than a pot of honey.
我才不是呢 I am not!
好吧 或许我是 Okay, maybe I am.
这是我儿子 亚当 This is my son, Adam.
很高兴见到你 孩子 Pleased to meet you, kid.
出事情了 Over the hill...
喔 你好 Oh, hello.
有两个人来了 慢一点 蒂娜 Two of 'em... Wow, slow down, Tina.
有话慢慢说 Breathe through your nose.
现在没时间让我慢慢说了 I ain't got time to breathe through my nose!
我看到有两个坏人带枪来了 I'm talking' about rednecks with guns!
喔 是猎人 Hoo-hoo, hunters!
猎人 要躲起来吗 Hunters? Should we hide?
没有这个必要 That won't be necessary.
朋友 相信我 我是位美食家 I, my friend, am a connoisseur
说到好吃的汉堡 and when it comes to hamburgers,
这个 就是世界上独一无二的极品 this is a tasty piece of beef.
吹嘘什么 不过就是个香鸡堡 I thought you got the fried chicken.
管他是什么堡 或是什么鸡 反正好吃就好 My point is, whatever it is, it's delicious.
我们已经好久没在这看到猎人了 We haven't had hunters in three seasons!
左线预备 右线预备 发射 Blue 32. Green 180. Hut!
飞高高 Yee-haw!
看起来像是在虐待动物 不过她还满爱的 You think that'd be cruelty to animals, but she loves it.
况且重点是 My point is,
我们比那些动物还要聪明 we're smarter than them animals,
所以 它们死了也是活该 so they deserve to die.
史帝打信号了 That's the sign.
这是个狗皎狗的世界 朋友 It's a dog-eat-dog world, my friend,
可是我不吃狗肉 but I ain't eat in' no dog.
我只要有汉堡吃就满足了 Which brings me back to my hamburger.
那明明就是香鸡堡 That would be a chicken burger.
随便都好啦 Whatever burger.
妈妈咪啊 Oh!
交给我 I got it!
是我先看到的 I saw it first!
我们成功了 朋友 We got him, my friend!
我就跟你说泡过熊尿就万无一失 I told you dousing ourselves in that bear urine
不会被熊发现了 would make us in-detectable.
就像隐形了一样喔 Like the Invisible Man.
还真被你说对了呢 兄弟 Ooh, you were right about that one, buddy.
在把它做成标本之前 要先确定它死透了 All we gotta do before we mount it on the wall is make sure it's dead.
检查一下 Let's take a look.
没错 它死翘翘啰 Yup. He's a goner.
杀掉一头大猛兽 真是世界上最有成就感的事了 I love destroying nature's most majestic creatures!
好了 过来拍张照 我先自拍 Come on, get your butt in here. Selfie time!
我要把照片上传到脸书 I'm gonna post that up on Facebook,
一定会有很多人按赞的 and watch the likes come rollin' in.
那记得 别标注我喔 Oh, don't you be tagging me!
我老婆还以为我在社区大学学会计课呢 My wife thinks I'm down at the community college studyin' to be an...
它变彊尸了 Zombie bear!
僵尸熊 He's undead!
怎么会有这种事 I did poke it!
不要再回来了 And stay out!
我的神射手老公 Nice shot, honey.
他们会有好一阵子不敢回来了 They won't be coming back for a while.
这是我看过最精彩的一幕了 That was the best thing I've ever seen!
你们真的很懂得享受生活耶 At least you guys know how to have a good time.
那当然 这是一定要的 We make the most of it.
有爸爸的感觉真好 It's nice to finally have a dad.
我也是 儿子 我们得好好聚一聚 Well, then, son, we've got to make up for lost time.
那当然 要从哪开始 All right. Where do we start?
我不知道 I don't know.
好吧 问你喔 你觉得父子凑在一起的时候 最适合做什么事 Okay, so what's the best father-son thing you can think of?
呃 你想打棒球吗 Hmm... Uh... Want to play baseball?
好啊 来玩 你有球吗 嗯 Sure, why not? You got a ball? Hmm.
早知道你会拿那种东西来当球 Whoa, I would have picked a different activity
我就不会提议打棒球了 if I'd known you had to whittle a ball from scratch.
住在森林就是这样 That's how things work around here.
什么东西都得自己做 You have to rely on yourself.
是啦 你总不可能从网路上买吧 Yeah. I guess you can't just order it off the Internet.
什么是网路啊 What's the Internet?
你不知道网路是什么 你是在说笑吧 You've never heard of the Internet? Are you kidding me?
对啦 我说笑的 Adam, I'm joking.
我当然知道网路 拜托 I know what the Internet is. Come on!
我的社群网站上有一大堆朋友呢 I have tons of friends on My Space.
不过现在流行的东西又不一样了 Things have changed a little bit.
等你回来就知道 You'll see when you come back.
亚当 我说过了 我不能回去 Oh, Adam, I told you. I can't.
对不起 我知道你很失望 I'm sorry, I know how you feel.
来吧 儿子 秀一下挥棒 Come on, son, show me what you got.
没问题 老爸 Okay, Pops.
啊 Huh?
我看还是来玩别的吧 Whoa, maybe we should try something else.
真爽快啊 Whoa, that felt great.
好了 住手啦 看谁先到家 Ah, come on out, I'll race you back.
好啊 老爸 谁怕谁呢 All right, old man, bring it on.
让我喘□气 Give me a second.
怎么了 你累了吗 What's wrong, gettin' tired?
耍你的 You wish.
喂 不公平 Hey, no fair!
你刚刚怎么可以作弊啦 You totally cheated!
那我们算平手啰 We'll call it a tie.
哇喔 这是你做的吗 Whoa! Did you make this?
那当然啰 你会弹吗 Sure did. So do you play?
我会啊 我最爱吉他了 Oh, yeah. I love guitar!
呃好试 Yeah, uh,
试看不要弹这么急 try not squeezing so tight.
对 弹慢一点 对 对喔 好吧 嗯 Yeah, leave a little space... Yeah, yeah. Oh. Okay.
这把吉他需要调音吧 I think it's out of tune or something.
你会弹吗 还是只是做来耍酷的 Do you play or is it just to look cool?
这个嘛 你听了就知道了 Well, you'll be the judge.
你弹得真好 Holy crap!
还好啦 我有很多时间练习嘛 Well, I've had lots of time to practice.
你可以教我怎么弹吗 Can you teach me how to do that?
不过 我想弹出摇滚乐的感觉 Well, maybe a little bit more rock and roll.
没问题 我当然可以教你 Of course, I'd be happy to.
你一定要跟我回家 You have to come home with me.
喔 亚当 我也想啊 可是 这样不安全 Oh, Adam, I wish I could, but it's not safe.
我们可以帮你保密 绝对不会有人知道的 We can keep you a secret. No one will ever know.
根本没人知道你活着 They don't even know you're alive!
发匠公司的人会知道 HairCo will find out.
他们一定还在监视你们母子俩 I'm sure they've been monitoring you and your mom.
他们不会放弃的 我看过他们的手段 They're relentless. I've seen it firsthand.
我还在念医学院时 When I was in medical school,
就开始研究我的毛发了 I started studying my hair growth,
当时我只是很想知道 我的身体到底是怎么了 desperately trying to make sense of what was happening to me.
结果我发现我的血液中的DNA突变 I discovered a rare DNA mutation in my blood
让体内的尼安德塔人基因复活 was triggering a resurgence of Neanderthal features.
日复一日 我变得越来越像大脚怪 Every day I was becoming more of a bigfoot.
后来发匠公司知道我的事 HairCo found out about my experiments.
一开始他们想雇用我 At first they tried to hire me
但是我拒绝了 结果我的实验室被洗劫 but when I declined, my lab was ransacked,
研究心血都被偷走 and all my research stolen.
从那时候开始事情渐渐变调 That's when things got really out of control.
他们甚至恐吓你妈 They threatened your mother.
我们不管到哪里都会被监视 We couldn't go anywhere without being followed.
我知道唯一让你安全的方法 就是我消失 I knew the only way to keep you safe was to disappear.
他们怎么不来找我 我们有同样的…呃 DNA Why didn't they come after me? Don't we have the same, uh...DNA
对 没错 但是那时你年纪还小 DNA. Yes, we do, but when you were younger,
基因还没开始突变 the genetic mutation hadn't activated yet.
我想当初他们洗劫家里时 应该有发现你的存在 I'm sure they found some of your genetic material when they ransacked the house.
但那时候你的样子还很正常 But back then, you'd have seemed totally normal.
难怪他们不会来找我 That must be why they left us alone.
这就是我没办法回家的原因 And it's the reason I can't come back.
太危险了 要是他们知道我还活着 It's too dangerous. If they even suspect I'm alive,
一定会不择手段找到我 they'll stop at nothing to get what they want.
是你 You.
你在这里做什么 What are you doing here?
当然是来吃早餐的啰 All day breakfast, of course.
我开玩笑的 你先请坐 哈里森太太 I jest. Please sit, Mrs. Harrison,
让我们一起想办法解决你儿子失踪的事 so that we might solve the problem of your missing boy.
他恨死这张照片了 He hates that photo.
你少在那边假好心 说要帮我找儿子 You expect me to believe you're here because of my son?
你说中了 Oh, you got me.
我才懒得管你儿子的事 I don't care about your son,
但是只要找到他 就能找到你老公 but if we find him, we find your husband.
找到我老公 My husband?
他好多年前就死了 你明明知道 He died a long time ago. You know that.
是啦 不过他没死 Yes, well... No.
因为最近有人发现他的踪影 请你看一下这则头条 Some new evidence has come to my attention. Please read the headline.
南瓜里蹦出了小婴儿 "Baby born in a pumpkin."
是另一则头条 The other headline.
大脚怪 真的假的 Bigfoot? Really?
你老公当年失踪之前 都在做一种奇怪的实验 Before he disappeared, your husband was working on strange experiments.
研究毛发生长 一种我们没看过的毛发 Studying hair growth. Hair like we've never seen.
这种毛发是属于所谓 大脚怪的 Hair like that of say, a bigfoot.
事情好巧啊 你不觉得吗 Quite a coincidence, wouldn't you say?
十年后 你儿子竟然就被人发现他跟大脚怪在一起 Your son happens to show up at the first Bigfoot sighting in 10 years?
我想你老公在研究的不是大脚怪 I don't think your husband was studying Bigfoot.
是他本人就是大脚怪 I think he is Bigfoot.
好料上桌 你不是怪我都不带你去吃大餐吗 Ta-da! And you said I don't wine and dine you anymore.
我觉得有点怪怪的 Something isn't right.
早料到你会这样说 I thought you might say that.
这样就完美了吧 Perfect-issimo.
一顿美味的餐点献给我美丽的老婆 A beautiful meal for my beautiful wife,
还有你肚子里的儿子们 and my soon-to-be-born sons.
吃吧 儿子们 能吃就是福 Eat up boys, no runts in this litter!
嘘 我是说真的 这里什么时候停了这么多黑头车 Shh, I'm serious. What are all these black cars doing here?
（失踪儿童 亚当哈里森 赏金1万元)
喔 不 Oh, no.
对啊 他恨死那张照片了 I know. He hates that photo.
那个是大脚怪的老婆 That's Bigfoot's wife.
没找到他之前 我们绝不离开 We're not leaving until we find him.
就算把森林铲平也要找到 Tear the forest down if you have to.
好恶喔 这也太养生了吧 Yuck. Looks way too healthy.
是很养生 也很好吃喔 Well, it is. And tastes good too.
喔 你都不吃肉吗 Ooh, don't you have any meat?
还是别吃肉的好 I'm afraid not.
在这里选择吃素比较妥当 You kind of have to be a vegetarian out here.
你要是吃了它们的肉 它们绝对不会放过你 You eat one of those guys and everyone starts asking questions.
喔 不 是谁吃了崔普 Oh, no, who ate Traber?
崔普人呢 你有看到崔普吗 Where's Traber? Have you seen Traber?
我试着跟它们讲道理 You can try to reason with them,
但就是没有人听得进我说的 but nobody cares that he's delicious.
它们都不知道 I am trying to tell them, you know,
只要帮崔普调点味 它的肉 a little salt and pepper on the old Traber,
就会变得超好吃 它们不会理你的 it's so good. They don't want to hear it.
我懂那种感觉 Oh, I see how that could be awkward.
好烫 Whoa, hot.
可是很好喝 对吧 Hot but good, right?
才怪 不好喝 No... Just hot.
你不得不承认 You have to admit,
至少比你妈做的肉饼好 it's better than Mom's meatloaf.
这倒是啦 她的肉饼到底加了什么 I'll give you that. What is in that stuff anyway?
车轮胎 湿掉的纸箱 还有很多番茄酱 Car tires, wet cardboard boxes and lots of ketchup.
这下事情大条了 We got a big problem.
怎么回事 What's this?
我们看到你老婆 她被关在拖车里 We saw Adam's mom. They got her locked in a trailer.
雪莉 妈 Shelly? Mom?
等一下 不只这样 Hold on, it gets worse.
还有一票黑衣人往我们这边来了 There are a bazillion dudes in suits heading this way.
对不起 我 I'm sorry... I...
你害我们被发现了 You led them right to us.
更糟糕的是 你还害你妈陷入危险 And what's worse, you put your mother in danger!
我 亚当 你做了什么 I... Adam, what have you done?
我不是故意的 I didn't mean to.
你做事老是不考虑后果 Actions have consequences.
你不应该来的 You should never have come here.
好啦 你得快想想办法 Well, you better do something.
要是大脚怪被发现 那就真的完了 If they find Bigfoot, the jig is up!
我有办法解决 I can fix this!
你想做什么 What are you doing?
跟他们说我没事 不会有事的 I'll tell them I'm okay. It'll be fine.
不 亚当 你不知道对方什么来头 No, Adam, you don't know who you're dealing with...
你一定要平安啊 Please be safe.
我在这里 你们找到我了 Over here, you found me!
我就是亚当 那个失踪儿童 Adam Harrison, the missing boy.
没事了 我们快点回家吧 Everything's fine. We can all go home. Oh!
妈 Mom!
谢天谢地 幸好你没事 Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
对不起 妈 我不应该逃家的 I'm sorry, Mom. I shouldn't have run away.
我也不应该瞒着你的 And I should've told you the truth.
现在外面有一堆黑衣人正在找爸 There's a hundred agents in the forest looking for Dad.
亚当 嘘 小心说话 Adam, shh, watch what you say.
别担心 他们找不到的 Don't worry, they'll never find him.
他就躲在瀑布附近的那些地洞里 He's hiding in the tunnels near the base of the waterfall.
都给我仔细听好了 This is an all-call.
所有的人立刻掉头往G16区去 All agents re-route to sector G16.
重复一遍 我们要找的人在G16区 我随后就到 I repeat, the prize is in G16. I'm on my way.
你们都听到了 全部掉头 动作加快 You heard the man, turn it around. Double time.
大脚怪就躲在这个洞下面 The bigfoot is hiding down there.
你还在磨缯什么 快点下去啊 What are you waiting for? Get down there!
喔 好像有怪声 I hear something.
什么声音 What is it?
你掉进水沟了吗 Someone push you in the pool?
亚当 别伤害他 我求求你 Adam! Don't hurt him! Please!
送她回家 小孩子跟我一起走 Take her home. The boy rides with me.
你要带他去哪里 Where are you taking him?
不用担心 我们就跟在你的后面 Don't worry, we'll be right behind you.
我只是有话想跟他聊聊 We're going to have a little chat.
我问最后一次 你爸爸人在哪里 One last chance. Where is your father?
好让你抓去做实验吗 So you can lock him in a cage?
要知道你爸的DNA可以造福数百万的人 Your father's DNA can help millions of people.
造福那些单纯想要拥有一头健康秀发的人 People who just want a full head of healthy hair.
所以你只要有他的DNA就会放他走 So you just take some DNA and let him go?
也不算是啦 我们想跟他合作 Not exactly. We'll be partners.
我会聘请你爸专门为我们工作 Your dad will work exclusively for us.
少来了 Give me a break.
亚当 你听我说 Adam, listen to me...
他不是白老鼠 他是我爸 He's not a lab rat. He's my dad!
情况看起来很明显 跟你讲道理是没有用的了 It's becoming clear to me that you have no interest in negotiating.
动手吧 两位 Light it up, boys.
你疯了吗 Are you crazy?
不用讲得这么难听吧 不如说我喜欢来点刺激 Crazy is such an ugly word. I prefer "motivated."
你抓不到他的 这片森林范围太大 You'll never catch him. There's too much forest out there.
孩子 我并不是要烧森林 是要烧死你 Oh, my boy, the fire's not for him. It's for you.
很高兴跟你合作 Nice doing business with you.
不 No!
救命 快救我 Help! Help me!
爸 Dad!
把手给我 Hang on!
不 No!
果然不出我所料 So predictable.
爸 醒醒啊 求求你 Dad. Come on. Please.
爸 Dad!
任务完成 再见啰 Mission accomplished. So long!
亚当 醒醒 Wake up, Adam.
快醒醒 Wake up.
爸 Dad?
他醒了 你还好吧 He's awake. Are you okay?
应该是吧 I... I think so.
那没事了 你多保重 孩子 All right, then. Take care of yourself, kid.
等等 你们要去哪里 Wait, where are you going?
找个新的地方另起炉灶 To find a new place to start over.
你们要走了 You're just going to leave?
对 要不是你的关系 Well, not much left here for us, is there?
我们也不会落得如此下场 Way to go, man.
喂 等一下 Hey! Wait.
先等等 Stop.
喂 我叫你等一下 Hey, I said stop!
如果你想咬断我的头那请便 If you're going to bite my head off, do it.
不过 先听我说几句话 Other wise, I've got something to say.
我有个计划 不过我需要帮忙 I've got a plan but I need your help.
那是你的事 跟我们无关 It's your problem, not ours.
这不是为了我 是为了我爸 This isn't about me, it's about my dad.
这是我的错 不应该由他来承担 I made the mistake, he shouldn't have to pay for it.
所以你要我们原谅你啰 想得美 So you want us to bail you out now? Nice.
我不是故意要害大家的 I didn't mean for this to happen.
我只是想来找我的家人 对不起 I just came out here to find my family. I'm sorry.
说对不起就能救回我们的森林了吗 Sorry isn't going to unburn down our forest!
你以为我想害森林被烧掉吗 我也不想啊 If I could take it back, I would. But I can't.
求求你们 请你们帮我 Please, guys, I need your help.
我们才不想做对抗人类的傻事 When animals go up against humans,
因为根本赢不了 humans always win.
我可不想变成人类家里的地毯 I'm not gonna end up a bearskin rug.
你有麻烦的时候 我爸会怎么做 What would Bigfoot do if you were in trouble?
他会当作没看见吗 Would he just walk away?
我知道你们要对抗人类并不容易 Sometimes doing the right thing is hard.
这个过程一定充满危险 I'm not going to tell you it won't be dangerous.
但是我们不试试看 怎么知道有没有机会赢 But the only way we stand a chance is if we work together.
求求你们 我爸需要你们帮忙 Please, Bigfoot needs your help.
他说得对 大脚怪需要我们 The kid's right. Bigfoot needs us.
我同意这个看法 算我一份 I agree with them, I'm in.
那好吧 算我们一份 All right then, we're in.
老婆 等一下 我都还没表示意见耶 Whoa, wait, we're not even going to discuss it?
呃 你的意见就是我的意见 你说了算 Uh, I was going to say "in" too, you just said it first.
那你呢 威伯 What do you say, Wilbur?
嗯 好吧 Hmm, okay.
我们就去救大脚怪吧 Let's do it for Bigfoot.
我真是越看越兴奋呢 I could watch that all day.
这真是太不可思议了 It's incredible.
大脚怪的毛发构造果然有再生效果呢 The structure of the hair is different at the molecular level.
他醒来了 Oh. Oh! It's awake.
早安啊 亲爱的怪兽 Ah, good morning, my dear beast.
或者我该说 哈里森博士呢 Or should I say... Doctor Harrison?
放我走 Let me go!
请你冷静 Ah, ah, ah. Calm down.
真不听话 Or not.
你乖一点 Get back!
喔 不 没必要对他动粗 Oh, no, no, no. There's no need for that.
难道你不知道那台机器有多贵吗 Do you have any idea what that thing costs?
只要再买一台就行了嘛 I'm sure we've got another one.
啊 这就是有钱的好处啦 Ah, the benefits of being rich.
这个鬼东西 对我来说根本没有意义 This thing here, I have no idea what it is.
不过我们还是会再买新的 But we'll replace it too.
这里唯一对我有意义的 是这位新朋友 The only thing of value here is our new friend.
我是不可能让你得逞的 You'll never get what you want from me.
我不会就范 我会反抗到底 I'll fight you every step of the way.
你会听话的 No, you won't.
我为什么这么有自信呢 You want to know how I know?
因为你的家人就在那里 Your family is still out there.
不准你去找他们 Leave them out of this.
当然可以 反正他们不重要 Happily. I have no use for them.
但要是你不乖乖听我的话 But if you make life hard for us,
那就由不得我对他们下手了 we can make life very hard for them.
就这么简单 要是你肯乖乖合作 That said, if you cooperate...
我保证一定会好好照顾你的家人 I promise to take good care of your family.
怎么样 大脚怪先生 你自己决定吧 So, Mr. Bigfoot, what will it be?
没办法 我们只能搭便车了 Well, guys, it looks like we're going to have to hitch a ride.
了解 Got it.
怎样 要偷偷的搭便车 What? More of a covert ride.
了解 Got it.
好 我们就从最后一部车溜上去 准备好了吗 Okay, we'll wait for the last trailer in the convoy. Everyone ready?
我早就准备好了 I was born ready.
其实我是一个早产儿 Actually, I was born a few weeks early.
我妈好不容易才生下我的 I needed a lot of help to get started...
你可以闭嘴吗 你闭嘴啦 Shut up.Will you shut up?
闭嘴啦 同意 Shut up. Yeah.
是怎样 What?
就现在了 只有一次机会喔 Okay, guys, it's now or never.
你真的确定吗 Are you sure about this?
快 Now.
你们真是疯了 This is nuts. Whoa!
等等我 等等我耶 Wait! Hold on!
威伯 快啊 Wilbur! Run!
我这不就在跑了吗 What do you think I'm doing?
哇喔 是怎样喔 Whoa, what was that?
不然你下去看看吧 Why you don't y'all go check it out?
为什么要我去 我全身都是拿铁 Aw, why do I have to go? I'm covered in latte!
你居然会喝拿铁 You're drinking a latte?
这有什么好笑的 What's wrong with that?
好啦 要去一起去 Fine. Let's both go.
没事 我们走吧 All right, let's roll.
大家坐稳了 这趟车会坐很久喔 Hang on tight, guys. This is going to be a long ride.
你们看史帝 被他赚到了 Check out Steve. He's loving it.
是送上门来的大餐 This is amazing.
他以后该不会要改行 不当啄木鸟了吧 He probably got tired of pecking for a living.
我已经萃取出大脚怪的DNA I've extracted the bigfoot DNA
而且也定序好了 and spliced it into the sequence.
那我们到底还在等什么 So what are you waiting for?
还不赶快拿来测试看看 This needs to be tested immediately.
叫实习生出来 Send in the intern.
呃 向钱看博士 嗨 Uh, Dr. Billingsley? Hi.
我 我知道我很烦 I... I don't mean to bother you,
但是你真的要先帮我签实习单才可以 but I really need you to sign my time sheet...
不 别又来了 No, not again!
我真的得找时间跟我的导师反应一下了 Ouch! I need to really call my academic adviser.
怎么会这样 Oh. Oh! What's going on?
我的毛发 一直在生长 My hair, it's growing.
真不可思议啊 Incredible!
会更棒的 但我还在调整基因序列 It will be, but I'm still fine-tuning the genetic sequence.
就快好了 请再给我多点时间研究 We're close, but I need more time with Bigfoot.
这真是史上的重大发现 We're closer than we've ever been.
我们要不眠不休的研究 I want you working around the clock.
所有人在研究出一个所以然之前谁都不准休息 Nobody rests and nobody goes home until we've cracked this thing.
签名 Sir?
（禁区）
葛瑞 杰瑞 有什么新鲜事吗 Greg. Gerry. What's new with you guys?
他竟然会喝拿铁耶 This guy drinks lattes.
拜托 都说好不笑我了 Oh, come on. You promised to let it go.
还真是新鲜呢 Well, lah-di-dah.
搞什么东西啦 Ah! Are you kidding me?
可是我们要怎么找人啊 这个地方这么大 How are we going to find him? This place is gigantic!
让我专心一下 Shh. Let me concentrate.
你还要多少时间才能把事情给办好 How much time do you need to finish sequencing his DNA?
要研究这种突变的基因并不容易 The ongoing mutations are...
我找不到他 必须再深入敌境 I can't see him. We've got to get closer.
史帝 去破坏这里的监视器 Steve, take out those security cameras.
没有问题 I'm on it.
至于其他人 快跟我来 Everyone else, come with me.
烂机器（系统错误） Piece of junk!
有事吗 Sir?
有 客服工程师 监视系统好像出问题了 Yeah, tech support? There's something wrong with the system here.
所有的荧幕都故障了 All the monitors are on the fritz.
请问插头都插上了吗 Have you checked if they are all plugged in?
当然有 说什么废话 Of course they're plugged in!
要不要直接破门而入啊 What do you say we smash it down?
不要打草惊蛇 Stealth all the way.
通通都让开 这时候还是让专业的来吧 Step aside, kid. Let a professional show you how it's done.
你哪来的面罩啊 Where'd you get that mask?
老婆 你老公可是深藏不露的喔 Girl, there's a lot you don't know about me.
舔手 贴玻璃 然后划开 Lick, stick, and cut.
喔 惨了 Oh, shoot.
有人入侵大楼奇怪 We've got a perimeter breach!
我明明可以做得天衣无缝的 The wrong thing to do here would be to start pointing fingers.
小心点 可别踩到碎玻璃了 Careful... Careful... There's broken glass everywhere.
你照我说的去做就对了 This is standard troubleshooting procedure.
通常都会发现问题出在没插插头上 Ninety percent of the time, something is unplugged.
我说过了 所有插头都插上了 Like I said, everything is plugged in!
救命啊 客服工程师 现在马上过来救我 Help! Tech support! Get down here right now!
不好意思 先生 我人在印度 请恕我爱莫能助 I'm so sorry, sir, I am in India. There is nothing I can do.
如果您对今天的服务满意 Have I been helpful for you today?
可以请您帮我填一下问卷吗 Would you be willing to take a short survey?
找到他了 There he is.
必须从那个门进去 We'll have to go through that door.
威伯 小心 有人来了 Watch out, Wilbur, they're coming in!
别担心 有我在 Don't worry. I got it.
现在该怎么办 我们要怎么出去啊 What are we gonna do? How do we get out of here?
看一下置物柜有没有能用的东西 Check the lockers for anything we can use.
可以用的就带着 Take whatever you can carry.
派更多人手来 我马上就要 快 I need more men. Get them down here now!
挖到宝了 我戴起来很酷吧 Jackpot! Does it make me look cool?
不行 不公平 我想要信号枪啦 给我 Hey, no fair! I want the flare gun! Me, me, me me, me!
别抢 给你就是了 Fine, take it.
什么 What?
怎么了 What?
你还是换个别的武器吧 Maybe we should try something else.
赞 这样才够帅嘛 Yeah, that's more like it!
拜托 你别拿着棍子乱挥啦 Ow! Watch where you're swinging that thing!
数到三 On three.
大家注意 他们要进来了 Okay, guys. It's now or never.
好的 Okay.
一 One...
二 Two...
三 Three!
射击 快射击 Fire. Fire!
继续射击 继续 Keep firing! Keep... Oh!
抓到你了 臭小子 Gotcha, you little weasel.
你们要是真有种就冲着我来吧 Why don't you pick on somebody your own size?
放马过来吧 饭桶 Bring it on, suckers!
喔不 Oh...
不 No!
还不快把你的脏手拿开 Get your hands off him.
怎么了 What now?
这里交给我 你快点去找你爸 快啊 亚当 快去啊 I'll deal with them. You go find your dad. Go, Adam, go.
他在那里 Over there.
快 快捉住他 Come on, Captain!
他在那里 Over there!
（禁区-请勿随意进入）
快放开我 Whoa, get off me.
喂 威伯 快把我丢上去 Hey, Wilbur, get me up there!
那有什么问题 My pleasure. Whoa!
飞高高 Yee haw!
别动 什么 Don't move! What?
你被逮捕了 You're under arrest.
又不是警察学人家说逮捕 Y'all got to read me my rights.
好一个男子汉啊 That is one tough bear.
爸 Dad!
亚当 你是怎么进来的 Adam, how did you get in here?
说来话长 不过你放心 我是来救你的 Long story, but don't worry, I am here to get you out.
我不会有事的 亚当 It's going to be okay, Adam.
你在做什么 What are you doing?
我做的这一切都是在保护你 Everything I did was to keep you safe.
我每一天都在祈祷 能看你快快长大 Not a day went by that I didn't wish I was in your life.
我们快离开 走啦你 We've got to hurry. Come on!
你一定要相信我的话 I need you to believe that.
这孩子真顽皮啊 亚当 You've been a naughty, naughty boy, Adam.
幸好我跟你爸的交情不错 It's very lucky your father is a friend of mine,
所以 你闯的祸我就不追究了 and friends forgive and forget.
你们也拿我们没办法 You're going to have to catch us first.
快啦 爸 我们快走 Come on, Dad. Let's run!
我不会跟你走的 I'm not going with you.
什么 我要留下来 What? I'm staying here.
你和你妈妈 会没事的 You and your mother are going to be safe.
我留下来比较好 It's better this way.
你对他做了什么 What did you do to him?
他生病了 你会害死他的 He's sick. You're killing him!
我又没拿着枪逼他 他想走就走啊 He's here under his own free will. He can leave at any time.
我没事的 快走吧 亚当 I'll be fine. Just go, Adam.
别一脸惊讶嘛 Don't look so surprised,
我们是伙伴 你爸爸跟我 we're partners, your dad and I.
我说话不骗人的 你快走吧 I told you we would be. Go on, now.
我不要 你不走我就不走 No! I'm not leaving without you.
你说过不会伤害他的 You promised not to hurt him!
对我们的客人温柔一点 Hmm. Treat our young guest gently.
现在你爸爸要开始工作啰 It's time for Daddy to get back to work.
好好照顾你妈 Take care of your mother.
我梦见我变成魔术师了 I had the most beautiful dream.
我把尾巴上的圈圈都拿下来 I could take the rings off my tail
还把它们全部都套在一起 and link them together like a fancy magician.
我是魔术师助理 I could be your assistant.
我可以被切成两段 四段 好几段 You could saw me in half, quarters, pennies,
就算被切成细细的也行 whatever spare change you like...
你们到底中了几发麻醉枪啊 Whoa, how many darts did you guys have?
我算算看 其实我也搞不清楚了 Let's just say that I was over my limit.
今后你的人生将会无忧无虑 You'll never have to worry about anything again.
相信我 你会爱上有钱的感觉的 Take it from me, you're going to love being rich.
喔 可恶 我们被出卖了 那小子要拿着钱逃跑了 Oh, man, the kid sold us out. He took the money and ran.
我想你可以当作你爸是出差去了 Just think of it like he's away on a business trip,
为了养家辛苦工作很正常的 working hard to provide for you.
只不过他一出差就再也回不来了 Except he never comes home from this business trip.
因为你爸是个大忙人啊 忙得回不了家 Oh, your father is a busy man. You know how it is.
是啦 大人的事小孩少管对吧 Well, business is business, I guess.
这样才乖嘛 That a boy.
啊 Huh?
拦住他 给我抓起来 Stop him! Get the boy.
那我就不管你们啰 Business is business!
啊 Huh?
我不想淋湿啊 我美丽的秀发 Don't let it get wet! My beautiful hair!
啊 我的假发 Ah! My toupee!
警卫 警卫 立刻把第四区的防火警报关掉 并且把门打开 Security! Security! Shut down the fire alarm in sector 4 and open the doors!
警卫 我说把第四区的防火警报关掉 Security, shut down the fire alarm in sector 4.
什么 What?
失…失火了 糟糕了 A... A fire? Oh, no.
（系统故障）
紧急疏散 紧急疏散 Evacuate! Evacuate!
请依序从离你最近的出□紧急疏散 Please proceed to your nearest exit in an orderly manner.
这个警卫到底在搞什么 What's wrong with that guy?
紧急疏散 紧急疏散 马上把警报器给我关掉 Security, security. Switch off the alarm right away!
紧急疏散 紧急疏散 Evacuate. Evacuate.
站住 我说站住 重复 不用理会 这是错误警报 Stop it, stop it, this is a false alarm.
这不是演习 This is not a drill.
请所有人员马上疏散 Please exit the facility at once.
你到底在做什么 What are you doing?
我们在逃命 长官 Standard procedure, sir.
放我下去 放手 Let me... Argh! ...go!
喔 你还敢回来啊 为了钱出卖我们的小子 Oh, look who's back. Mister sellout moneybags.
你真的以为我会丢下你们吗 Did you really think I'd leave you here?
去把所有的笼子打开 所有人快逃 Get these cages open now. Everybody out.
好 Yeah.
先来救我出去吧 Feel free to start with me.
你竟然选择先救路人甲也不先救我 I can't believe you're unlocking all these randoms before me!
感谢你 美女 Thank you, my dear.
嗯 不客气 帅哥 Mmm. Hello there, cowboy.
你为什么被关啊 What are you in for?
杀人 Murder.
开玩笑 我吃素的 Just joking. I eat carrots.
你很幽默喔 You're funny.
蒂娜 快救我出去 Tina! Get me out of here!
现在可不是和囚犯打情骂俏的时候 This is not the time for fraternizing with inmates!
亚当 你在做什么 Adam, what are you doing?
快点 爸 我们一起逃吧 Come on, Dad, I'm breaking you out.
我说过了 我不能走 他们不会放过我的 我们不能躲一辈子 I told you, I can't go. They'll always be after me. We'll always be hiding.
我不在乎 只要我们能在一起就好 I don't care, as long as we're together.
不行 我不能这样害你 我不会走的 No, I won't do that to you. I'm not leaving.
如果你不肯跟我走 那我也要承认我是大脚怪 If you don't come with me, I'll tell them I'm a bigfoot too.
不行 You can't.
我有你的基因 也有长不完的毛发 他们要的我都有 I've got your genes, I've got your crazy hair. I've got everything they need.
亚当 不 Adam, no.
要不一起留 要不就一起走 Either we both stay, or we both go.
由你决定 It's up to you.
但是我要我爸爸 我绝对不会丢下你的 But I need my dad, and I'm not leaving here without you.
你这孩子真是有够固执的 You are one stubborn kid.
呵 有其父必有其子啰 I guess I take after my old man.
亚当在哪里 不是说他跟着回来了吗 Where's Adam? You said he was right behind us.
你们到底对我儿子做了什么 What have you done with my son?
别紧张 他就快回来了 Calm down, he's on the way.
等他一回来 我们就会走了 As soon as he gets home, we'll be out of your hair.
等你们一走 我马上就去报警 As soon as you leave, I'm calling the cops.
警察会相信你吗 What are you gonna say?
喂 警察吗 我老公是大脚怪 "Hello, police? My husband is Bigfoot,
他被那些坏人给关起来了 "and he's been captured in an evil conspiracy."
就连我听了也不信 Sounds pretty crazy to me.
要是你讲了那种话 You know, someone with a story like that
难保社会局不会把你儿子带走喔 probably isn't fit to raise a kid.
真过分 你们真是可恶至极 How dare you You should be ashamed of yourself.
乖乖听话 我们也是奉命行事嘛 Listen, lady, we're just doing our jobs.
我想上厕所 这种地方有厕所吗 Now where's the can? You got a bathroom in this place?
没有喔 我们都到外面的草丛解决 No, we go in the bushes outside.
厕所在楼上 It's upstairs.
辛普森 你跟我进来厕所 快点 Simpson! Come into the bathroom, right now!
呃 我没那么急 等你好了我再去 Uh... That's okay, I'll wait until you're done.
你上来就对了 Would you get in here?
到底怎么了 What's going on?
长官 我们在他们家 Sir, we're at the house.
那小孩也是大脚怪 有毛发可以证明 The boy's a bigfoot. We've got the hair to prove it.
什么 真是太好了 改变计划 What? Fantastic! Change of plan, then.
收到了 Roger that.
你这个疯婆子 这种做法不是待客之道喔 That's not very nice. Do you treat all your guests like this?
对你们这种人刚好而已 紧急疏散 紧急疏散 Just the ones that kidnap my son.
紧急疏散 紧急疏散 Evacuate, evacuate.
赶快夹着尾巴逃吧 Time to get your butts in gear.
紧急疏散 紧急疏散 Evacuate! Evacuate!
跟我来 儿子 Follow me, buddy.
不用再躲躲藏藏了 我们今天就把这个地方给毁掉 No more hiding. We're shutting this place down for good.
糟了 门要关了 快走 Oh, no! Come on. Hurry!
该怎么办 What now?
这里一定还有别的出口 There's got to be another way out.
爸 你看上面 Dad, up there.
我们去看看吧 跟我来 Let's check it out... Follow me.
亚当 你小心脚步 要跟好我 Adam, watch where you step. Stay close.
你放心 我就跟在你后面 Keep on going, I'm right behind you.
去上面 Up there.
这是死路一条 我们完了 There's no way down. We're trapped.
没有 你看 No, Dad. Look.
用滑索 用滑索 Zipline! Zipline!
喔 可恶 Oh, shoot.
这下子你们无路可逃了 One way in, one way out.
放我们走吧 We're going home.
放开我 你这个…喔 Let me go, you big oaf.
好 你自己选 So what'll it be?
看你是要乖乖回去 还是要我动手呢 Shall we end this little charade and return you to your cell?
他绝对不会回去的 He's never going back there.
爸 Dad!
你真是可恶啊 竟然敢欺骗我 You silly beast. You lied to me.
你才不是独一无二 原来你儿子也是大脚怪啊 You're not so special. The boy has everything we need.
拜托 不要 放了他吧 我们说好的 No, please. Leave him alone. You promised.
来不及了 It's too late now.
虽然两个大脚怪很棒 但是我只要留一个就好 I would've kept you both, but I only need one.
拜托 不要 No, please!
抱歉了 儿子 I'm sorry, son.
不 No!
不 No.
你这个禽兽 Argh! You animal!
不会吧 明明你才是禽兽 Really, it's you who is the animal.
我怕说了你会失望 I hate to break it to you,
但你拿的是信号枪啊 but that's only a flare gun.
它杀不了人的 好了快给我进去 It won't do you any good. Now get back inside,
我们还有工作要做 we've got work to do.
不 你没戏唱了 No, you're out of business.
不 No!
你们还愣在那里干什么 快拉我上去 Don't just stand there, pull me up!
不 No!
一定很痛 Ooh, that must hurt.
爸 Dad!
求求你 别离开我 Please, don't leave me.
大脚怪的双手 具有疗伤的能力 The healing touch, it all goes with the territory.
你们看 那孩子真的是大脚怪耶 Look at that! He really is a bigfoot.
看吧 你们都不相信我 我早就说过了 You see, you never listen to me. I told you so!
听你在胡扯 Are you kidding?
亚当 Adam?
爸 Dad?
不管今后怎么样 For the better or for the worse,
我们都不会分开了 it looks like you're stuck with me now.
其实我很高兴自己是大脚怪 You know, Dad, I'm glad to be a bigfoot.
我也是 Me too.
你刚刚那招好厉害喔 真是有够帅的 I don't know how you did it, but that was amazing!
我对你刮目相看 你这小子 真酷耶 I got to say it, kid, you're the real deal!
我也这么觉得 哇喔 大家小心 I guess I am. Whoa, watch out guys!
你们 你们应该乖乖听我的话 好好配合我的 You... You should have kept your end of the bargain.
是你们逼得我不得不动手 It did not have to end this way.
谁都不准伤害我的家人 Nobody messes with my family.
最欣赏这种女人了 Huh, my kinda woman.
妈 老婆 Mom. Honey.
嗨 老婆 能看到你真好 Hi, sweetheart. It's great to see you.
不再躲躲藏藏 不再躲躲藏藏 No more hiding. No more hiding.
找到好东西了 Look what I found.
起床兄弟 开趴啰 摇啊…耶 Yo, dudes, metal! Tada da da da da da, yeah!
我的研究心血 My research.
我的实习单 My lab!
全都没了 My time sheet.
喂 会痛耶 Ah, ah. Hey! That hurts.
不能让我多睡一会吗 Don't you have a snooze button?
你上学快要迟到了 快起床 You're gonna be late for school. Now get up!
早安 亚当 我来帮你 Good mornin'! Allow me.
糟糕 不好意思 Oops. Sorry.
可以刷牙了 Good to go.
好恶喔 Ew, gross.
（入狱）
把我当踏脚垫用吧 How about a bearskin rug!
好舒服喔 Mmm, he's so soft.
大家早安 Hello, everyone.
我说崔普 你是要害我作恶梦吗 Whoa, Traber, that's going to give me nightmares!
女儿们 别管亚当叔叔说的话 Girls, don't listen to Uncle Adam,
他只是嫉妒你们把我打扮得那么漂亮 好 来擦指甲油 he's just jealous of how pretty you made me look. Now who's doing my nails?
你不是说怀的是男生吗 And you thought you were going to have boys.
我才没说过呢 I never said that.
他这个人就是死鸭子嘴硬 That raccoon will never change.
难得能吃你做的早餐 I could get used to this.
以后我天天都要吃你做的早餐 I could definitely get used to this.
那有什么问题呢 你想吃多少早餐我都做给你吃 Well, get used to it. We've got a lot of breakfasts to make up for.
我得上学去了 Ooh, gotta go.
晚上见啰 See you guys tonight.
别忘了你的午餐 Don't forget your lunch.
我猜猜看 又是肉饼 Let me guess, meatloaf?
那是当然的啰 But of course.
新规定 从现在起 都由爸来掌厨 New house rule. From now on, Dad does all the cooking.
那有什么问题 You got a deal.
可是我 做的菜不一定都好吃耶 I, uh... I'm not so sure...
真巧 又在这里碰到 Well, well, well. What do we have here?
嗨 东尼 怎么只有你一个人来啊 Hey, Tony, what are you doing here all by yourself?
你的小跟班呢 Where are your bros?
就是小喽啰 真是狗改不了吃屎耶 Calling in the cavalry. I guess some things never change.
好久不见了 拖把头 Where have you been, mop-top?
拖把头 我喜欢就好 You know what? I like my hair.
那很好啊 Good for you.
我是说真的 你们少惹我 I'm serious, leave me alone.
我们有话好说 不需要动粗的 We don't need to fight. You're better than this.
管你的 就是要 No, we're not.
好吧 这是你自找的 Okay, you asked for it.
你这是在干嘛 在撂人来吗 What are you're going to do, whistle us to death?
算你说对了吧 Just calling in the troops.
别忘啰 我已经给过你们机会了 Remember, I gave you a chance to walk away.
喔 Oh.
我真的好害怕 都快把我吓死了 Look what we have here. We're terrified!
谢了 威伯 Thanks, Wilbur.
这有什么好谢的 Just doing my part.
女儿们 爸爸好以你们为荣喔 Girls, Daddy is very proud of you.
你们几个在笑什么啊 What are you smiling about?
不会吧 这么狠 这下有好戏看了 No. You didn't. Let's check them out.
哇喔 你们可不是好惹的 Whoa. Don't mess with these girls.
有其父必有其女嘛 They take after their old man.
好了 你们快点进屋子里去 Now you better get back inside
免得有人通报说路上有熊在吓小孩子 before somebody reports a giant bear terrorizing kids in the city.
嗨 亚当 Hi, Adam.
嗨 你好 Hi, there.
这是怎么回事啊 What was that all about?
这个嘛 呃 Well, uh...
你想跟我一起走去学校吗 Do you want to walk to school with me?
我路上再告诉你喔 I'll tell you on the way.
当然好啊 我还以为你不会问呢 I'd love to. I thought you'd never ask.
哇喔 好喔 Oh. Cool.
喔 不要 又来了 Oh, no, not again.
你的脚怎么了 Whoa, what's with the feet?
你真的好特别 我喜欢 You're really different. I like that.
我看我还是改穿夹脚拖会比较好 Maybe it'd be better if I switch to sandals.
快走吧 免得迟到了 We better hurry, we're going to be late.
等一下啦 我们时间多的是 Slow down, we've got plenty of time.
我好想听你的故事喔 I really do want to hear your story.
好啊 该从哪里讲呢 Well, where do I start?