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人兔的诅咒
反害虫公司保护
干得好，阿高 Ho-ho! Cracking job, Gromit.
坚持住，老伙计 Hang on, old chum.
- 出什么事了？ - 是谁？ What's going on? Who is it?
我 给我 To me. To me.
抓住你了，小偷 Gotcha! Thieving monster.
我要参赛的南瓜 Ooh! Me prize pumpkin.
我的小宝宝，我的骄傲和欢乐 Me little baby. Me pride and joy.
你们救了它，反害虫公司 You've saved it, Anti-Pesto.
女士，小事一桩 It was nothing at all, Mrs... Oh!
- 一切都在控制之中 - 哦，不 Everything's under control. Ah! Oh, no!
女士，别担心 Don't worry, madam. Ahhh!
谢谢你，华莱士先生 Thank you, Mr. Wallace.
穆齐女士，一夜的工作结束了 All in a night's work, Mrs. Mulch.
他很可爱，不是么？ Cute little feller, isn't he?
很难相信他们能搞这样大的破坏 You'd never believe they'd cause so much damage.
哦，先生，他可能看起来很无辜 Oh, he may look innocent, sir.
他有自己的一套设备 But left to his own devices,
足以成为终极蔬菜毁坏机 this is the ultimate vegetable-destroying machine.
瑞吉，我的牙！ Reg, me teeth!
伙计，做得好 Job well done, lad.
疑犯被捕并解除武装 Subject disarmed and neutralized.
保佑你们，反害虫公司 Bless you, Anti-Pesto.
有你们保卫我们的蔬菜 With you out there protecting our veg,
本年度最重要的活动就安全了 the most important event of the year is safe.
对，我希望他们给害虫们点颜色瞧瞧 Aye. And I hope they give them pests what's coming to 'em, and all.
穆齐太太，保佑你的愿望得以实现 Amen to that, Mrs. Mulch.
早饭
昨晚真累，阿高 It was a long, hard night last night, Gromit.
我可要好好吃顿早饭 I'll need a good, hearty breakfast under me belt.
伙计，快准备好 Pile it up, lad.
我真想吃饭了 I'm in the mood for food!
阿高，老朋友 Oh, uh... Gromit, old pal.
我又被卡住了 我需要帮忙 It's happened again. I'll need assistance.
我肯定那个洞越来越小了 I'm sure that hole's getting smaller.
又一个成功的夜晚 那些囚犯怎样了？ Another successful night. How are the inmates?
一定快装不下了吧 Must be getting a bit full down there.
现在，一大盘… Now, for a great big plate of...
…蔬菜！ ...vegetables.
阿高，还让我减肥啊？ Still got me on the diet, eh, Gromit?
看我塑形 真是好狗狗 Watching me shape? There's a good dog.
你的骨骼怎么样了？ How is that prize marrow of yours coming on?
你好久没量过它了吧？ Must be a while since you measured it.
真好吃！ 对兔子来说！ Mmm! Lovely food. For rabbits, that is.
对于我，我需要一些有奶酪味的东西 As for me, I need something a bit more cheesy.
奶酪
兄弟，我被当场抓获了 Caught red-handed, eh, lad?
抱歉，阿高 I'm sorry, Gromit.
我知道你是为我好 I know you're doing this for my own good,
但我太喜欢吃奶酪了 but the fact is, I'm just crackers about cheese.
听着，如果要我改变生活习惯 Look, if I must change me ways,
至少要按我的方法做么 at least let me do it my way.
用现代科技 With technology.
是时候我们试试我的最新发明了 It's time we tried my latest invention,
洗脑机 the Mind Manipulation-omatic.
它可以把有害的思想吸除 It extracts unwanted thoughts and desires.
我还没做过试验，但应该是完全安全的 I haven't tested it yet, but it should be perfectly safe.
不过是些无害的大脑改变 Just a bit of harmless brain alteration, that's all.
人道反害虫公司 有什么需要我们的服务？ Anti-Pesto Humane Pest Control. How might we be of assistance?
我是多丁顿公馆的多丁顿太太 Ah, yes. Lady Tottington here of Tottington Hall.
这是我的荣幸 This is an honor. Oh! Ow!
真是个灾难，我这里有最严重的兔害问题 It's a disaster. I have the most terrible rabbit problem.
离比赛只有几天了，你得帮帮我们 The competition's only days away. You simply have to do something.
当然，女士 兄弟，我想我们要发达了 Certainly, ma'am. I think we're about to go up in the world, lad.
女士，就呆在你现在的位置 Just stay right where you are, Your Ladyship,
我们和你碰面只要一个…啊 and we'll be with you in an...
一小时，我可不能等一小时 In an hour? I can't wait an hour.
我这里兔子肆虐 喂，喂 I have a major infestation. Hmm? Hello? Hello?
这还差不多 Ah. That's more like it.
什么啊！为了你，我的爱人 What ho! For you, my love.
维克多，你的不期而至真是甜蜜啊 Victor. How lovely and... unexpected.
听说你这里有兔害，我马上就过来… Heard you had a spot of rabbit bother and tootled straight on over
天哪，你真是太好了 Gosh, that's awfully sweet of you.
但不需要麻烦你了 But you really needn't bother.
不麻烦的，小乖乖，这是一个帅小伙 It's no bother, little boo-boo.
能为自己的姑娘做的最小的一件事了 It's the least a chap can do for his filly.
我们可不希望害虫在我们美丽的豪宅里肆虐 不是么？ Don't want pests spoiling our beautiful manor house, do we?
“我们”的豪宅？ "Our" manor house?
维克多，我可没提过结婚的事 No one's mentioned marriage, Victor.
亲爱的，这只是时机的问题了 All in good time, my dear.
害虫第一，怎么了 Vermin first, though, what what.
跟上，菲利普 Come on, Phillip.
我们可以人道地处理这个问题 We can deal with this humanely.
非常有品位 Oh-ho! Very classy.
这才是我们需要的客户么，兄弟 Just the sort of client we should be dealing with, eh, lad?
一堆挖洞的家伙！ Burrowing bounders!
他们一定是生活得… They must be breeding like...
…很好吧，兔子们 ...well, rabbits.
兄弟，用杀手锏吧 Only one thing for it, lad.
维克多，我们不是说好了么 Victor, hadn't we agreed? Hmm.
不要滥杀无辜 No more thoughtless killing.
所以我已经仔细考虑过了 So I've thought this one through very carefully.
长耳朵，我送你上天堂 It's off to bunny heaven for you, big ears.
维克多，不！ Victor! No!
怎么回事？ Ah! What the...
真是冠军级的吸力，阿高 Champion sucker, eh, Gromit?
兔子吸尘器6000号 The BunVac 6000.
一定会给那位女士留下深刻的印象 This'll impress Her Ladyship.
我不明白，明明是正中靶心了啊 I don't understand. It should have been a bull's-eye.
哦，维克多，我本以为 关于你痴迷狩猎这一问题上… Oh, Victor. I felt we'd made a real breakthrough
…我们已经有了突破 我真以为你已经变了 with this hunting obsession of yours. I really thought you'd changed.
抱歉，堪培拉 但我就是我 I'm sorry, Campanula, but I am what I am.
维克多·阔特米不会伪装 There's no nonsense with Victor Quartermaine.
你所见即是所得 What you see is what you get.
怎么回事？ What the...
这好像是个大家伙 Sounds like a really big brute, this one.
加大吸力 Give it some more welly.
天！ Gosh!
可能我该用一根更粗的管子 Maybe I should've used a bigger nozzle.
反害虫公司，你们来了 Anti-Pesto, you're here.
女士 Your Ladyship.
亲爱的！ My darlings!
你们安全了 You're safe.
我说 - Oh. - My word!
你们干得真不错 一个兔子都没受伤 What a fabulous job you've done. And not a single one harmed.
是老BV6000的功劳，女士 Ah, the old BV6000, ma'am.
它一分钟可以吸125只兔子 Capable of 125 RPM. That's "rabbits per minute."
真有灵感 How inspired!
- 你是？ - 哦，华莱士 Mister... Oh, Wallace.
华莱士先生 Mr. Wallace. Mmm.
这就是全部的兔子了？ Is this all of them? Oh.
还有一只 把他升起来，阿高 Uh, just one left. Hoist her up, Gromit.
维克多，别在泥土里现眼了 来看看这个 Victor, stop fooling around in the dirt and have a look at this.
天才的反害虫公司 The ingenious Anti-Pesto
已经完全解决了兔害问题 have completely dealt with my rabbit problem.
- 真是不可思议啊！ - 不可思议？ Isn't it marvelous? Marvelous?
这个令人困惑的玩意儿几乎把我憋死了！ This confounded contraption virtually suffocated me!
而且，工作也只完成了一半 Besides, the job's only half done.
你打算怎么处理他们？ How do you intend to finish these vermin off?
碾碎还是把他们液化 Crush 'em? Liquidize 'em?
- 他们是人道的 - 人道？ They're humane. "Humane"?
那或许他们可以人道地把尊严还给我 Well, then perhaps they'd be humane enough to give me back my dignity.
我要… I want...
假发，求你了 Toupee, please.
哦，我们收支票或现金 Oh, grand. Uh, we take check or cash.
假发，你个白痴 我的头发给吸到机器里去了 "Toupee," you idiot! My hair is in your machine.
哦，不，那里面只有兔子 Oh, no, it's only rabbits in there.
野兔（与头发同音），你会发现 是一种更大的哺乳动物 The hare, I think you'll find, is a much larger mammal.
滚开，白痴 Out of my way, fool.
抱歉，亲爱的 但我拒绝在这些白痴那里 I'm sorry, my dear, but I refuse to suffer any further humiliation
忍受更多的侮辱 at the hands of these blundering nitwits.
祝你愉快 I therefore bid you good day.
华莱士先生，谢谢你给我解决了这个大问题 Thank you for ridding me of a real problem, Mr. Wallace.
告诉我，你到底打算怎么处理这些兔子？ Tell me, what exactly will you do with all these rabbits?
这是商业秘密 Trade secret.
当然，如果不是比赛的缘故 我很乐意让他们随便乱跑 Yes. I'd be happy to let them roam free if it wasn't for the competition.
但他们可是很喜欢吃蔬菜的哟 But they do so love their veg.
这可是小兔兔们的本性 改不了的，不是么？ It's in their little bunny natures, and you can't change that, can you?
当然不 No.
或许可以哦 Or can you?
伙计，我们怎么早没想起来 Why didn't we think of it before, lad?
我们收监问题的终极解决办法 The solution to all our storage problems.
只要把兔子吸尘器 Simply by connecting the BunVac
和洗脑机连起来 to the Mind Manipulation-omatic,
我们就可以对兔子们洗脑 we can brainwash the bunnies.
一座兔子康复中心 Rabbit rehabilitation.
只要治好他们的反社会破坏蔬菜的行为 Once cured of their antisocial veg-ravaging behavior,
就可以把兔子们放出去 而不担心他们再犯的问题了 the rabbits can be safely released without fear of re-offending.
只要一点月亮的能量来加强脑波 Just a little added lunar power to enhance the mind waves...
我们变可以开始了 ...and we can begin.
蔬菜，不好 Veg, bad.
拒绝胡萝卜 Say no to carrots,
卷心菜和花椰菜 cabbage and cauliflower.
快点，兄弟，等什么呢？ Well, come on, lad, what are you waiting for?
打开兔子吸尘器 Turn on the BunVac.
全力吸引 Full suction.
阿高，有效了，有效了 It's working, Gromit. Oh! It's working!
他们的小小兔脑 Their tiny bunny brains
被沉浸在我的反蔬菜脑波中 are being saturated in my veg-free mind waves.
再洗30分钟就差不多了 Another 30 minutes' brainwashing should suffice.
我们就可以接着训练了 Then we can move on to the conditioning.
阿高！ Gromit!
把他弄下来 - Whee! - Get it off!
兄弟，把他弄下来 Get it off me, lad!
谢谢你，伙计 Oh, thanks, lad.
给我们一个胡萝卜 Give us a carrot.
成功了，阿高 Ah! It worked, Gromit!
一只被改造的兔子 A reformed rabbit.
我们就叫他哈奇吧 We'll call him Hutch. Shall we?
走吧，烧点茶喝去 Come on. Let's get the kettle on.
明早再来看他 We'll see to him in the morning.
兄弟，我觉得这次可是个大突破哦 Ho-ho! I feel we're on the cusp of a real breakthrough, lad.
人类彻底摆脱了兔害 Mankind freed from rabbit problems forever.
一定会给多丁顿女士留下深刻印象的 Lady Tottington will be impressed.
晚安 Good night.
别让臭虫咬了 And don't let the bedbugs bite.
晚安，阿高 Good night, Gromit.
好梦，老朋友 Sweet dreams, old chum.
主啊，保佑弱小 Protect and nourish the frail and the weak, O Lord.
让他们在爱的关怀下变大 Let them grow big and strong under Thy loving care.
最好让他们长得比其他任何人的都大 In fact, let them grow bigger and stronger than anyone else's,
让我得上一等奖 so that the first prize might be mine.
阿门 Amen.
以收获的果实之名说定了 A harvest offering to bind the deal.
我们耕田，把好种子撒在.. We plow the fields and scatter the good seed on...
他带来冬天的雪… He sends the snow in winter...
我们身边所有的礼物 All good gifts around us
都来自… Are sent from...
天堂 Heavens above.
喂 Hello?
喂，那儿有人么？ Hello? Is anybody there?
穆齐太太？ Mrs. Mulch?
不管是谁，请你出来 Please, come forward, whoever you are.
没必要害怕 There's no need to be afraid.
你饿了，那么，拿走你想要的吧 Ah! You're hungry. Then please, take what you like.
毕竟，都是种给穷人吃的 It is for the needy, after all.
不!不!不!不! No! No! No! No!
慈悲！ Mercy!
早上好，阿高 Morning, Gromit.
又一个无虫害的晚上…不会吧！ A pest-free night per... chance?
遭透了的一天 Lumme day.
- 灾难！ - 我的菜园给毁了 It's a disaster. Me garden's ruined.
- 简直是大屠杀 - 反害虫公司跑哪儿去了？ It's carnage out there. Where were Anti-Pesto?
慢慢来，慢慢来 Simmer down. Simmer down, now.
好吧，你们请一个一个地说 Right. One at a time, if ya please.
为了保护庄稼，我们花了一大笔钱 We paid good money for our crop protection.
如果不能履行诺言，还是把你们的陷阱关了吧 If ya can't deliver the goods, maybe you should keep your traps shut.
我从没见过那样的花椰菜破坏情况 Oh, I never saw such cauliflower carnage.
比32年的大鼻涕虫枯萎病还严重 Worse than the Great Slug Blight of '32,
那时候有的鼻涕虫有猪那么大 when there were slugs the size of pigs.
格隆伯说的没错！鼻涕虫又回来了 Growbag's right. The slugs are back!
够了！够了！ That's enough! That's enough!
听着，令人讨厌的蔬菜比赛 Look, this flippin' vegetable competition
- 每年都给我们带来很多麻烦 - 又来了 causes nothin' but trouble every year. Here we go.
- 如果叫我说… - 继续说 - If ya ask me... - Get on with ya!
知道不，我告诉你 我看啊，这是纵火 Know what? I'll tell ya. If ya ask me, this was arson.
有人在附近纵火 Someone "arsin"" around.
没错，你们中的一个人 That's right. One of you lot. A man.
- 这不是人干的 - 你说什么？ This was no man.
没有人有像斧刃 Does a man have teeth
那么大的牙齿 the size of ax blades?
也没有像墓碑那么大的耳朵 Or ears like terrible tombstones?
和自然玩花样 By tampering with nature,
促使蔬菜长到不正常的大小 forcing vegetables to swell far beyond their natural size,
这已经给我带来了可怕的报应 we have brought a terrible judgment upon ourselves.
嘿！住手！ Hey! Give over!
我们有罪 And for our sins,
一个可怕的生物被派来惩罚我们所有人！ a hideous creature has been sent to punish us all!
忏悔吧！忏悔！ Repent! Repent!
你们难免要尝到 Lest you too, taste the wrath of...
人兔报复的滋味 ...the Were-Rabbit!
糟了，我们会怎样？ This is terrible! What's going to happen to us?
- 天谴啊 - 谁来帮帮我们？ Doomed! Who's going to help us?
- 蔬菜展怎么办？ - 我们为了比赛而活 What's to become of the vegetable show? We live for that competition.
- 放手 - 作为一个普通人，那就是我们的一切 Get off me. We're simple folk. It's all we have.
- 谁来拯救我们？ - 嘿！ Who will save us? Get... Hey!
人兔？ A were-rabbit?
我相信牧师又去喝圣餐酒了 I do believe the Vicar's been to the communion wine again.
我们所要对付的不是一只超自然的兔子 What we are dealing with here is no supernatural rabbit.
而可能是个大家伙 It's a big fellow, perhaps.
一只有血有肉的大家伙 But a mortal creature of flesh and blood.
这个问题有猎人便可以轻松解决 A matter easily dealt with by a hunter.
我们不要用枪 谢谢你，维克多 Guns will not be necessary, thank you, Victor.
破坏已经够多了 Hasn't there been enough destruction?
我认为残杀毛茸茸的动物 I believe the killing of fluffy creatures
从来都是不合理的 is never justified.
我说我们再给反害虫公司一个机会 I say we give Anti-Pesto a second chance.
什么？那些愚蠢的小丑 What? How on Earth would those tiny-minded buffoons
怎么能抓住这么大的兔子？ ever catch such a big rabbit?
华莱士先生？ Mr. Wallace?
那么… Ooh, well...
用一个大陷阱 With a big trap.
以神之名，他明白了 By Jove. He's... He's got it!
太棒了 好主意！ Brilliant. What a great idea!
聪明 Hmm. Clever.
你看，维克多 You see, Victor,
蔬菜们有望了 there's hope for the vegetables yet.
我看到的这棵可不是 Not the ones I'm looking at.
这才是我的伙计！ That's me boys!
阿高，爱… Ah! Love, Gromit.
才是最大的陷阱 That's the biggest trap of all.
被称为“温柔的陷阱” The "tender trap," they call it.
我们就用这个来抓那家伙 And that's what we'll use to catch this thing.
没错，兄弟，一只可爱的母兔 Yes, lad, a lovely lady rabbit.
任何一个热血沸腾的兔兽都无法拒绝 How could any hot-blooded rabbit-beast resist?
哦，阿高，别这样 Oh, come on, Gromit.
再“诱人”一点 A bit more, you know, alluring.
真是魅惑 Very cheeky.
伙计，就这样没错 That's more like it, lad.
我们肯定不会失败咯 How can we possibly fail now?
你太迷人了 You're a total knockout.
在这呆着，兄弟 Stick around, lad.
很快就修好 Should fix back on quite easily.
套索
换肥土档
晚安，小可爱 Nighty-night, me lovelies.
要长大哦 Think big now.
不！ No!
换除土档
别担心，不，不 Don't worry. No. No.
我很抱歉，穆齐太太 Well, I'm very sorry, Mrs. Mulch.
我们会尽快到的 迪博先生，哦，没错 We'll get there as soon as we can. Mr. Dibber. Oh, yes.
能等我回电么？ 格的林太太 Can I call you back? Mrs. Girdling.
- 你说的是一条隧道么？ - 你打算怎么处理？ A tunnel you say? What do you intend to do about this?
我会调查的 Oh! I'll look into it.
伙计，你上哪儿去了？ So where did you get to, lad?
我告诉过你要镇静 I thought I told you to stay put.
这里的状况已经失控了 It's gone mad around here.
我们本来该齐心协力的 I thought we were supposed to be a team.
如果你老是这么单独行动 How are we ever gonna catch this thing
我们怎么才能抓住怪物呢？ if you go gallivanting off on your own all the time?
你又来了 You're doing it again!
你现在要上哪儿？ Where are you going now?
阿高！ Gromit!
你知道我对托丁顿夫人做了个人承诺吗 You do realize I've made a personal promise to Lady Tottington.
像你这种行为，怎么能帮我们 How is this sort of behavior going to get us
找到那个兔子怪…物呢？ any nearer to finding a rabbit-monster?
哈奇 Hutch.
哦，阿高 Oh, Gromit.
我们制造了一头怪兽 We've created a monster.
哈奇就是那怪物 Hutch is the beast.
月能板 The lunar panels.
它们一定过度刺激了哈奇的兔子本能 They must've over-stimulated Hutch's primitive bunny nature.
所以现在，一旦月亮出现 And now, when the moon appears,
他就会变成可怕的怪物 he undergoes a hideous transformation.
哦，阿高 Oh, Gromit.
这简直是… Oh, this is absolutely...
…太好了！ ...fantastic!
你不懂么，兄弟？ Don't you see, lad?
OK，我们创造了一个破坏蔬菜的兔兽 Okay, so we've created a veg-ravaging rabbit-monster.
但我们也抓住了他 But we've also captured it.
正如我向多丁顿女士保证的一样 Just like I promised Lady Tottington.
我要去告诉她这好消息 I'll go and tell her the good news.
给我看着他 Make sure he doesn't escape.
再见！ Bye!
是怪兽，夫人 我带来了好消息 It's the beast, Your Ladyship. I bring great news.
天，真让人兴奋 请进 Gosh, how exciting. Please, do come in.
真是条喜讯 Well, this is simply spiffing news.
抓住了怪兽 With the beast in captivity,
比赛就能如期举行了 the competition can go ahead as planned.
华莱士先生，你扭转了大局 You saved the day, Mr. Wallace.
小事一桩，女士 It was nothing, Your Ladyship.
你太谦虚了 So modest.
哦，请自便 Oh, please, do help yourself.
谢谢 Thanks.
华莱士，我很感激你专程来通知我 I so appreciate you coming all this way to let me know, Wallace.
告诉我，你私下里喜欢蔬菜么？ Tell me, are you a vegetable-lover yourself?
- 非常地…喜欢 - 那随我来 - They're... growing on me. - Then come with me.
有些特别的东西我想给你看 There's something very special I want to show you.
过来 Hop in.
- 真暖和 - 这是我的天梯 It's very snug. It's my Jacob's ladder.
它通往天堂 And it goes all the way to heaven.
华莱士，欢迎光临我的心灵密地 Welcome to my inner sanctum, Wallace.
我的秘密花园 My secret garden. Hmm!
这里是真正的 It's a veritable,
蔬菜天堂 vegetable paradise.
我知道你会喜欢的 I just knew you'd love it.
不像维克多 Unlike Victor.
他对我种的东西从来都没兴趣 He's never shown any interest in my produce.
- 那是他的损失，多丁顿女士 - 华莱士 Oh! His loss, Lady Tottington. Please, Wallace.
你可以叫我多蒂 Call me "Totty."
如果我的蔬菜有什么三长两短 If anything were to happen to my vegetables,
我真不知道该怎么办 I don't know what I'd do.
华莱士先生，你一定明白的 I'm sure you understand, Mr. Wallace.
我看出来你是一个真正的自然爱好者 I can see that you're a true nature lover.
哦，没错，我是 Oh, yes. Yes, I am.
起初，我认为可以改变维克多 At first, I thought I could change Victor.
现在我没把握了 Now I'm not so sure. Oh!
华莱士，你认为一个人会变么？ Do you think a man can change, Wallace?
变？ Change? Oh!
哦，可以 Oh, yes.
菲利普，为了我爱而做的 Really, Phillip. The things one does for love.
反害虫公司 Pesto.
- 华莱士先生 - 哦，多蒂 - Mr. Wallace. - Oh, Totty.
多蒂？ "Totty"?
我要给你看最后一件东西 I'd like to show you one last thing.
其他任何人都没见过 Something no other man has ever seen.
我的巨大胡萝卜 My carrot de Chantenay.
闻闻，华莱士 Just smell it, Wallace.
- 感受一下它柔软的身体 - 哦，对 - Feel its silken flesh. - Oh, yes.
这难道不是你所见过的最汁多肉鲜的样本？ Isn't it the most sumptuous, succulent specimen you've ever seen?
- 没错 - 它是不是让你的心 Yes! Doesn't it fill your heart
想象一下它的味道 Just imagine what it would taste like.
兄弟，你想什么呢？ What on Earth were you thinkin' of, lad?
你那种行为毁了一件上等的时髦针织品 Ruined a perfectly good piece of fashionable knitwear, that did.
更不用说和一名重要客户的关系了 To say nothing of a relationship with an important client.
女士是如此善解人意是我们的幸运 It's lucky for us Her Ladyship was so understanding.
坦诚的说，我真不懂你最近是怎么了 Honestly, I don't know what's got into you lately.
老天，别开这么快 And slow down for pity's sake.
你会把车轴弄弯的 You'll buckle me trunnions.
别担心，我来解决路障 Don't worry. I'll see to this.
你呆在该呆的地方，狗屋里 You stay here where you belong. In the doghouse.
好嘞 Right.
它比看上去的要重 It's heavier than it looks.
“反害虫”，我知道你的小秘密 I know your little secret, Pesto.
- 我知道到底出了什么事 - 大人… I know exactly what's going on. Your Lordship...
没错，你认为可以偷走我的女人？ Oh, yes. You think you can pilfer my filly, don't you?
你认为你能够骗取一个无辜女人的财富？ You think you can con an innocent woman out of her fortune?
- 谁，你说我？ - 是我先的 - Who, me? - Well, I got here first!
我已经花了很长时间 在那毛脑袋兔子爱好者身上 I've spent a long time reeling in that fluffy-headed bunny-lover.
我不会让一些泥腿子农民 And I'm not about to let some
把她从我身边抢走 puddle-headed peasant poach her from me.
- 明白了？ - 明白 Comprenez? Oh, uh, right-o.
那我先走了，回见 I'll be off then. Ta-ta.
你哪儿也去不了，“反害虫” You're not going anywhere, Pesto.
除非我先给你好好上一课 Not until I've taught you a jolly good lesson.
来，我们公平竞争 Come on! Queensberry rules!
来啊，小矮子 Put 'em up, ya little pipsqueak.
你在发抖 You're shaking.
别告诉我你和一般小混混一样吓傻了 Don't tell me you're a scaredy-cat as well as a scoundrel.
别认为装女人就能 And don't think acting like a big girl's blouse
避免一战 will get you out of it.
维克多·阔特米从不怜悯人的 There's no mercy with Victor Quartermaine.
天哪 What the dickens?
到底是怎么了？ What on Earth...
菲利普！攻击！ Phillip! Attack!
攻击！ Attack!
天 What the...
牧师！哦，他到底在哪里？ Vicar! Oh, where the devil is he?
我想和你谈谈… I want to talk to you about...
…怪兽的事 ...the beast.
你想知道的一切都写在这本书里 Everything you need to know is in this book.
-《修女摔跤》？ - 不，我说的是这本 - "Nun Wrestling." - No. I meant this one.
就是它 Here it is.
肆虐我们区的可怕怪兽 The hideous monster plaguing our parish.
人兔 The Were-Rabbit.
所以那是真的了 So it's true.
孩子，怪兽在我们每个人心中潜伏着 The beast lurks within all of us, my child.
当月亮升起于夜空之时 我们的一面 The side that emerges at night as the moon rises into the sky.
那一面残酷地剥去了 The side that savagely rips the leaves
无辜卷心菜的叶子 off any innocent cabbage.
牧师，少唱诗了 Spare me the sermon, Vicar.
告诉我怎么才能杀了他 我指的是“它” - Just tell me how I kill him. - I mean "it."
杀死这样一个怪物 To kill such a creature
需要的是钢铁般的意志 would require nerves of steel
和… and...
…子弹 ...a bullet.
子弹？ A bullet?
子弹 A bullet.
子… A bull... Oh!
什么样的子弹？ What kind of bullet?
纯金子弹 A bullet of pure gold.
是的 Yes.
24克拉 Twenty-four karat.
滚开 Get out of my way.
老傻瓜 Silly, old fool.
小心！小心心中的恶魔 Beware! Beware of the beast within!
阿高，完美的重出江湖 Perfect re-entry, Gromit.
蔬菜饮食帮了大忙，对吧，伙计？ This veg diet's doing the trick, eh, lad?
我觉得非常强壮 I feel smashing.
我们的兔兽怎样了？ So how's our rabbit-monster, hmm?
你看好它了吧 Hope you're keeping an eye on him.
怎么了，狗狗？ What's up, dog?
兔耳 Rabbit ears.
的确有点奇怪 That is a bit odd.
兄弟，你想说什么？ And what are you tryin' to say, lad?
什么？ What?
什么？你认为我是…？ What? You think that I'm the...
就因为这耳朵？ Because of these?
不，这只是一种反应 No. This is just a reaction
你让我吃的那种健康的素食。 to that healthy veg diet you've got me on.
蔬菜里的毒素作的怪 It's the toxins coming out.
傻狗狗 Silly, old pooch.
认为我变成怪兽 Thinking I'm the beast.
下面你就要说 Next thing you'll be saying
哈奇变成我了 is that Hutch is turning into me.
嘿，兄弟，你要干吗？ Hey. What are you doing, lad?
你疯了么？ Have you gone completely mad?
奶酪！ Cheese!
奶酪？ "Cheese"?
我的确比较喜欢戈贡佐拉干酪 I do like a bit of Gorgonzola.
哦，天 Oh, dear.
- 好极了 - 女士 Perfect. Ma'am.
- 现在，我们瞧瞧 - 借过 Now, let's see. Coming through!
还有充满活力的托丁顿大厅 And the bouncy Tottington Hall.
好极了 Splendid.
今晚的比赛一定是场盛会 Oh, it's going to be such a jolly competition tonight.
我知道 I just know it.
- 你什么都不知道 - 什么？ - Ya don't know nothin'. - What?
怪兽又攻击庄稼了，就是这事 The beast has struck again. That's what.
没错 That's right!
不，穆齐太太，你一定搞错了 No, you're quite mistaken, Mrs. Mulch.
- 怪兽已经被抓住了 - 哦，是么？ The beast is in captivity. Oh, yeah?
看看我夫人的芸苔 Then just take a look at my wife's brassicas.
- 晚上被咬烂的 - 但我不明白 Ravaged in the night. But I don't understand.
- 反害虫公司告诉我… - 全是谎言 Anti-Pesto told me... A pack of lies!
把我们的蔬菜带到这里不安全 It's not safe to bring our vegetables here.
比赛取消 The show's off.
这消息太可怕了 But this is simply dreadful news.
500年来，每年的这一晚 多丁顿都会举行 The Tottingtons have held a giant vegetable competition
这一盛大的蔬菜比赛 on this very night for over 500 years.
没错 That's right.
就算53年的大规模鸭疫都没有影响 Not even the Great Duck Plague of '53 stopped it.
如果有其他的办法就好了 If only there were another way.
喔吼 What ho!
听说你有点麻烦 Heard you had a spot of rabbit bother.
这一块以前不是…？ Didn't this bit used to...
现在，我来想想 Now. Now, let's see.
这块是装在哪里的？ Oh, where does this part go?
哦，没戏了 Oh, it's hopeless.
我修不好这讨厌的机器了 I'll never fix this flippin' machine. Oh!
我的脑子变成兔脑了 Me mind's just a rabbit-y mush.
哦，阿高 Oh, Gromit.
我不想当一只大兔子 I don't wanna be a giant rabbit!
这孩子没希望了 The bounce is gone from his bungee.
嘿，老兄！兔子康复中心 Hey, Pesto! Rabbit rehabilitation.
如果我修不好… But if I can't fix it...
也许另一个我可以！ ...maybe the other me can!
我大部分是在发明 I'm inventing, mostly.
瞧瞧！我真是个天才 Look at me go! Ho-ho! I'm a genius.
糟了！我不能去应门 这个样子不行 Oh, heck! I can't answer the door. Not like this.
可人儿，我是华莱士 Charming. I'm Wallace.
我已经去了 I already am!
哈奇！ Hutch!
你好哎！ Geronimo!
华莱士？ Huh? Wallace?
等一下 Uh, hang on a mo'.
你好？我说 马上打开这扇门 Hello? I say. Open this door at once.
多蒂 Totty.
不介意的话，还是叫我多丁顿女士好了 Uh, "Lady Tottington," if you don't mind.
华莱士，我有些坏消息 Oh. I'm afraid I have some rather bad news, Wallace.
情况是 Thing is, well,
在怪兽这个问题上，你让我很失望 you've rather let me down with this beastly beast business.
- 我想是的 - 对 - I suppose I have. - Yes.
明显的是你完全不知道 It's obvious to me that you have absolutely no idea
这可怜的东西身在何处 where this poor creature is.
恐怕除了让维克多射杀它以外 And I'm afraid you've given me no option
我已经没有其他的选择了 but to let Victor shoot the poor thing.
射杀？ Shoot it?
没错，这是个艰难的选择 Yes. Wasn't an easy choice,
但蔬菜比赛更重要 but the veg competition has to come first.
除此之外，维克多还向我保证它不会受苦的 Besides, Victor's promised me it won't suffer.
死亡会很快而且没有痛楚 It will be quick and painless.
你想得真周到 How thoughtful.
我不否认这对我是个艰难的抉择 I cannot deny it was a difficult decision for me.
因为近来我慢慢地… Because I've recently developed...
快！ Hurry!
感觉？哦，好吧，没关系，嗯？ Feelings? Oh, well, never mind, eh?
- 再见 - 等等，华莱士 - Ta-ra, then. - Wait! Wallace.
我还没说完，还有些事要说清楚 I haven't finished yet. There's so much more that needs to be said.
那么我给你打电话，好吧？ Well, I'll give you a tinkle, shall I?
我们能不能握握手？ 像朋友那样道别？ Can't we at least shake hands? Part as friends?
现在不是很方便 It's not very convenient at the moment.
谢谢你拜访 Thanks for coming by.
那么，我…我… Well, I... I...
没错，亲爱的 That's right, my lovely.
你可以和你毛茸茸的爱人说再见了 You can say goodbye to your fluffy lover-boy.
阿高，你要帮帮我！ You gotta help me, Gromit!
把我藏起来，怎样都行 Hide me. Anything.
别等到来不及了 Before it's too late!
伙计！ Lad!
大人 Your Lordship.
晚安，阿高 Good night, Gromit.
完事了 'Tis done.
我可怜的多愁善感的孩子 My poor sensitive child.
允许我们此刻分担你的哀伤吧 Allow us all to share in your moment of sorrow.
耶！ Yeah!
表演开始！ On with the show!
怎么？ Huh? What the...
怎么是你？ Why you...
当然了 Of course.
蔬菜比赛 The vegetable competition.
你的忠诚很令人感动 Your loyalty is moving.
可惜的是，你不能动 Sadly, you won't be.
每个人都期待着一场精彩的演出 Everyone's been looking forward to a good show.
让我们看看会怎样 Let's see they get one.
- 好哎 - 格隆伯先生 Hooray! Mr. Growbag.
我有种预感今晚是值得纪念的一晚 I... I have a hunch this'll be a night to remember.
我只是有块大驼背（与预感同词）罢了 I just have a hunch.
好吧，好吧 如果非要进行这讨厌的蔬菜展览 All right. All right. If we must do this flipping veg show,
让我们合法地有秩序地进行 let's do it in an orderly and law-abiding fashion.
黄瓜，给西瓜让路 Cucumbers, give way to marrows.
胡萝卜，一边等着去 Carrots, wait your turn!
- 茄子… - 那就是我们的诱饵，菲利普 - Aubergines... - A-ha! There's our bait, Phillip.
现在只要等着我们毛茸茸的朋友出现就行了 All we have to do now is wait for our fluffy friend to appear.
大家来看啊，是维克多 Look over here, everyone! It's Victor!
- 他来了 - 我们的英雄 He's here! Our hero.
先生，亲亲我的宝贝吧 Please, sir, kiss my baby.
- 下次再说 - 亲亲我的土豆 Another time, perhaps. Kiss my potato.
- 现在不行 - 亲亲我的洋蓟花头 Not now. Kiss my artichoke.
维克多 Look, just... Victor.
堪培拉！ Campanula!
维克多，我必须知道 它受苦了么？ Victor, I have to know. Did it suffer?
当然没有，亲爱的 应该是还没有 Of course not, my dear. Not yet, anyway.
- 维克多？ - 唉，你 Victor? Oi, you.
- 警官 - 拿着辣椒的小心点 Constable. Careful with them capsicums.
听着，我不想造成恐慌 但是怪兽还没死 Listen, I don't want to cause panic, but the beast isn't actually dead yet.
- 怪兽还没死 - 什么？ The beast isn't actually dead yet? What?
到比赛台去！ To the competition stand!
脆土司，阿高 Cracking toast, Gromit.
我真是迷死奶酪了 I'm just crackers about cheese.
蒙特里杰克干酪 Monterey Jack. Ooh!
温斯利代干酪 Smashing Wensleydale.
干的好，伙计 Job well done, lad.
安静！ Quiet!
现在，仔细听着 Now, listen carefully.
我手里只有两个… I've only got two...
我手里只有一个金子弹了 I've only got one gold bullet left.
所以让我来处理 So leave this to me.
好吧，我承认 怪兽仍然在逃 Yes, all right, I admit the beast is still at large.
但好消息是你们的参赛蔬菜 是最好的诱饵… But the good news is your prize vegetables are the perfect bait...
会像磁铁一样吸引生物 ...and will draw the creature like a magnet.
- 保持镇定 - 我的宝贝 But you must keep perfectly still... My baby.
别 芬奇… Don't finch...
好了，好了，亲爱的 没事的 不要乱动 There, there, love. It'll be all... Huh? Don't even move a muscle.
穆齐太太！不要！ Mrs. Mulch! No!
它不会得到我的宝贝的 It's not getting my baby!
诱人的食品，对兔子来说 Lovely food. For rabbits, that is.
- 回来！ - 回来！ Come back! Come back!
没错，时机正好 Yes. Right on cue.
回来！ Come back!
快跑！ Go away!
没错！到维克多叔叔这里来 That's right. Come to Uncle Victor.
到我们这边来了 It's coming for us!
看吧！ Bingo.
怎么了？ What the...
好啊，反害虫公司 Hurrah for Anti-Pesto!
- 它跑了 - 放手，蠢货… It's getting away! Get off, you stupid...
不！ No!
牧师，我需要更多的金子弹 Vicar, I need more gold bullets.
你知道它们可不便宜 They don't come cheap, you know.
维克多，你要干吗？ Victor? What are you doing?
亲爱的，我需要，紧急情况 I need it, my sweet. Emergency.
- 维克多，不，求你了 - 快，堪培拉，现在放手 - Victor, no! Please! - Come, now, Campanula, let go.
但这是我的金胡萝卜奖杯 But it's my Golden Carrot Award.
亲爱的，现在不是时候 This is hardly the time, my darling.
- 现在就给我 - 但是维克多 Give it to me this instant! But Victor!
奶酪，阿高 Cheese, Gromit.
金胡萝卜是属于这场表演的 The Golden Carrot belongs in the show!
不，金胡萝卜应该射向人兔 No, the Golden Carrot belongs in the Were-Rabbit.
救命啊！救命啊！救救我！ Help! Help! Help me!
立刻把我放下来 你这个毛茸茸的大家伙 Put me down at once, you great, big, hairy thing, you!
住手！住手！ Stop! Stop!
暴民供给！ 到这里拿暴民供给 Mob supplies! Get your angry mob supplies here.
放下她，大畜牲 Put her down, you great ugly brute!
我要锯掉这兔子的脚 I'll bagsy the lucky rabbit's foot.
救命！来人，救命啊 Help me, someone! Help me!
好 Yes.
不！不！不！ No. No, no, no!
放下我！你把我放下… Put me down! Put me down, you...
不管你是谁，救命！ Whatever you are! Help!
怎么了？ What is it?
你用野兽的眼神看着什么？ What are you staring at with those beastly eyes?
华莱士 Wallace.
投币
哦，华莱士 Oh, Wallace.
你对自己做了些什么？ What ever have you done to yourself?
别担心，我会保护你的 Well, don't you worry. I'll protect you.
畜牲，把你毛茸茸的手 从我未婚妻身上拿下来 Get your hairy mitts off my future wife, you big brute.
不，维克多！ No! Victor!
你不明白，我们不能打它 You don't understand. The hunt is off.
它是… 我们犯了一个大错 It's... We made a terrible mistake.
不，你委托我摆平“反害虫” Oh, no. You commissioned me to rid you of Pesto,
这正是我想做的 and that's just what I intend to do.
“反害虫”？ "Pesto"?
什么，你一直知道它是华莱士 Why, you knew it was Wallace all along.
哦，没错 Oh, all right.
就算是那个胡说八道的白痴又怎样？ So what if it is that blithering idiot.
没人会相信你的 No one will ever believe you.
就算我拿不到你的钱 我也能打死你的兔子 And if I can't have your money, I can still bag your bunny.
我的眼睛！ My eyes!
跑，兔子，快跑！ Run, rabbit, run!
我更喜欢你的头发向后卡住 I rather like your hair pinned back.
不，维克多，求你住手 No, Victor, no! Stop! Please!
维克多 Victor! Ha!
你可以跳来跳去 但你藏不住的，“反害虫” You can hop, but you can't hide, Pesto.
小心屁股！ Beware the moon!
捣乱的蠢狗！ Stupid interfering mutt.
靠后！可能有一只大兔子要掉下来了！ Stand back! There may be a large rabbit dropping!
兔子好像跑不掉了 Looks like the buck stops here.
投币
开舱门
兔子，尝尝金子的味道吧 Eat karat, bunny boy!
糟糕 Potty poo!
没人能打败维克多·阔特米 No one beats Victor Quartermaine!
是么？ Is that so?
你被甩了 Consider yourself dumped.
他在那儿 He's in there!
- 他在那儿 - 把他包围 There he is! Surround him!
他在那儿，那儿 There he is! Over there!
菲利普，帮帮我，菲利普 Phillip, help me! Phillip!
帮我 Do something.
毁灭！驱除怪兽 Destroy! Drive out the monstrosity!
好吧，让我们看看他怎么享受 Well, let's see how he likes it.
华莱士？ Wallace?
哦，阿高 Oh, Gromit.
至少他现在很平静 Well, at least now he's at peace.
兔子不见了 The rabbit's gone.
如果有办法救回华莱士就好了 If only there were a way to bring back Wallace.
嘿，嘿，嘿！ Hee, hee, hee!
阿高，好吃的奶酪 Lovely cheese, Gromit.
阿高？ Gromit?
别忘了饼干 Oh, don't forget the crackers.
奶酪？ Cheese?
奶酪 Cheese!
是我，我回来了 It's me again. I'm back!
阿高，你真是只聪明的狗 Gromit! You clever mutt.
干得好，老伙计 Well done, old pal!
- 多蒂！ - 华莱士，你… Totty! Wallace! You're... Oh!
谢谢你，兄弟 Thanks, lad. Uh-oh.
哦，瞧 Uh... Oh, look!
阿高，我认为它属于你 Well, I think you deserve this, Gromit.
为一个勇敢而美好的西瓜 For a brave and splendid marrow.
我们有很多地方要谢谢你 We've all got a lot to thank you for.
每只狗狗皆有得意时 Every dog has his day. Hmm?
谢谢你，华莱士 And thank you, Wallace.
你把我从一场糟糕的婚姻中解救出来 You've saved me from a terrible marriage.
现在在托丁顿大厅会很寂寞 it is going to be rather lonely at Tottington Hall now.
除非… Unless...
华莱士，我有个小提议 I have a little proposal for you, Wallace.
我很高兴你同意这么做 I'm so thrilled you agreed to go through with this.
我的荣幸，多蒂 Oh, my pleasure, Totty.
阿高，这张存在相簿里 One for the album, Gromit.
我宣布兔子避难所正式成立 I declare this bunny sanctuary officially open.
启动老式的BV6000 Fire up the old BV6000.
哦，棒极了 Oh, it's simply marvelous.
我的家，所有毛茸茸动物的避难所 My home, a safe haven for all things fluffy.
华莱士，我希望你有空来拜访 I do hope you'll still come visit, Wallace.
我已经习惯你在身边的日子了 I'd rather got used to having you around.
总有我的一部分 Oh! There'll always be a part of me
会出现在多丁顿公馆的 here at Tottington Hall. Oh.
加大马力，弟兄 Give it some more welly, lad.
“茄子！” Cheese!