看哪
Behold!
庫巴大王
The king of the Koopas.
把門打開 否則死
Open the gates, or die.
進攻
Attack!
這只是我們憤怒的冰山一角
That is but a taste of our fury.
你服不服
Do you yield?
我不服
I do not.
我終於找到了
I finally found it.
現在 沒人能阻止我了
And now, no one can stop me!
♪ 哦 我們是馬力歐兄弟 管道是我們的遊戲♪
♪ Oh, we're the Mario Brothers and plumbing's our game ♪
♪ 我們不像那些出名的人♪
♪ We're not like the others who get all the fame ♪
♪ 當你的水槽出問題的時候♪
♪ When your sink is in trouble ♪
♪ 你可以馬上給我們打電話♪
♪ You could call us on the double ♪
♪ 我們比其他人都快♪
♪ We're faster than the others ♪
♪ 你會迷上兄弟倆的♪
♪ You'll be hooked on the brothers ♪
這就是我 馬力歐!
It's-a me, Mario!
和路易吉
And-a Luigi!
你是否厭倦了花太多錢修水管?
Are you tired of paying too much for plumbing?
媽媽咪呀
Mamma Mia!
這就是為什麼超級馬力歐兄弟會出現在這裡
That's why the Super Mario Brothers are here.
- 為了拯救布魯克林 - 還有皇后區
- Out to save Brooklyn, - and-a Queens,
還有你的錢包
and your wallet!
謝謝你們 超級馬力歐兄弟
Thank you, Super Mario Bros.
看來你唯一沒榨乾的就是我的銀行帳戶了
It seems like the only thing you haven't drained is my bank account.
忘掉那些昂貴的管道公司吧
Forget the expensive plumbing companies.
當你獨自一人時 和超級馬力歐兄弟在一起 你就是家人
So when you're just a face, with the Super Mario Brothers, you're family.
♪ 兄弟倆 兄弟倆 兄弟倆 ♪
♪ On the brothers, the brothers, the brothers ♪
哇 你太嘩塞了
Wow, you were great!
我很嘩塞嗎? 你和我尋開心吧?
I was great? Are you kidding me?
你真的太嘩塞了
You were great!
我很高興 我們把畢生積蓄都花在這個廣告上了
I am so glad, we spent our life savings on this commercial.
那不是廣告
That is not a commercial!
那簡直就是電影
That is cinema.
呃 那我的口音呢?
Eh, what about the accents?
那個
Is it...
是不是很嚴重？
Is it too much?
嚴重嗎？
Too much?!
很完美
It's-a perfect!
好吧 我相信你
Okay, I'm gonna trust you.
哎喲...
這不是布魯克林最出名的廢物嗎
If it isn't Brooklyn's favorite failures,
愚蠢的馬力歐兄弟
the stupid Mario Brothers.
啊,太棒了 斯派克在這裡
Ah, great. Spike's here.
嘿 斯派克
Hey, Spike.
是 就是我
Yeah, "It's-a me"!
哦 耶
Ooh, yeah...
告訴我
Tell me...
自從你們離開我 去開你們那愚蠢的公司之後 你們接到過一通電話嗎?
Have you even gotten one call, since you left me to start your dumb company?
事實上 斯派克......
As a matter of fact, Spike...
我們有
We have.
哇 真的嗎？
Wow, really?
呃 是的
Uh, yeah.
我們的媽媽打電話來說
Our mom called and she said,
"哦 孩子們 這是我看過的最好的廣告 ”
"Oh, boys! That's the best commercial I've ever seen."
然後我說:“非常感謝你 媽媽
And I said, "Thank you very much, mother.
我們對此感到非常自豪 ”
We're very proud of it."
真 棒
So, boom!
祝你用這個做生意好運 白痴
Good luck running a business with this idiot.
你再這麼說我兄弟 你會後悔的
Say that again about my brother, and you're gonna regret it.
哦 是嗎
Oh, yeah?
用你的小腦袋好好想想吧 馬力歐
Get this through your tiny brain, Mario.
你就是個笑話
You're a joke!
永遠都是
And you always will be.
你瘋了嗎
Are you insane?!
他的塊頭是你的三倍
He's three times your size!
路易吉 拜託
Luigi, come on.
你知道 你不能一直害怕
You know, you can't be scared all the time.
嗯 你遲早會被震驚的
Mmm, you'd be surprised.
你好 超級馬力歐兄弟
Hello, Super Mario Brothers.
水龍頭有點漏水 太好了
A drip in your faucet, that's great!
我是說
I mean, that's...
你能打電話給我們真是太好了 因為我們即刻就到 馬上解決問題
That's great you called us because we can be there and we can fix it right away.
好的
Okay
馬力歐 有生意了
Mario, we got one!
超級馬力歐兄弟開始營業了!
The Super Mario Brothers are in business!
哦 不 我們要遲到了
Oh, no! We're gonna be late.
不 我們不會的
No, we're not.
來吧 我們走
Come on, let's go.
嘿 等等
Hey, wait up!
這邊走
This way!
快點 小路 大步走
Come on, Lou. Step on it.
給你
Here you go.
噢 馬力歐! 你在幹什麼?
Aw, Mario! What are ya doing?
快下來
Get off from there!
閒人勿進
You can't be here!
我知道
I know!
- 我在工作呢 - 對 對不起
- I'm workin' here! - So sorry.
- 快點 路易吉 - 我很抱歉
- Come on, Luigi. - I'm so sorry.
我盡力了
I'm trying!
我膝蓋不好
I got bad knees.
我們終於趕到了
We have hit the big time.
水龍頭就在樓上 走廊盡頭
The drip is right upstairs, at the end of the hall.
你能修好嗎
Can you fix it?
非常自信 先生
Very confident, sir.
你們要小心 別弄得一團糟
You'll be careful about making a mess.
夫人 我向你保證
Ma'am, I assure you.
我們不製造麻煩 我們解決問題
We don't make messes, we fix 'em.
這是法蘭西斯
That's Francis.
它喜歡你們
He likes you.
♪媽媽 媽媽 媽媽 我的好孩子♪
♪ Mama, mama, mama, you have your baby ♪
扳手
Wrench.
我們的第一單業務完成了
And, our first job complete.
法蘭西斯在這裡
Francis is here.
嘿 伙伴
Hey there, pal.
馬力歐
Mario!
做點什麼
Do something!
媽媽咪呀
Mamma Mia!
呃 馬力歐
Uh, Mario?
地獄獵犬要逃跑了
The hellhound is gonna escape!
不 不會的
No, it won't.
馬力歐
Mario?
呃 誰是乖狗狗
Uh, who's a good puppy?
誰是好孩子
Who's a good boy?
找到問題了
Found the problem.
- 也許 今天不是太糟糕 - 你怎麼這麼香?
- Maybe, it wasn't a bad day. - Why do you smell good?
是電視裡的超級馬力歐兄弟
It's the Super Mario Brothers, from the TV.
他們給最差演員頒發奧斯卡獎?
我幹什麼了？
What I do?
那個 呃
So, uh...
那麼大家都看到廣告了
So everybody saw the commercial then?
我們看了
Uh-huh, we seen it.
- 然後呢 - 我不會放棄你的日常工作
- And? - I wouldn't quit your day job.
哎呀 他已經這麼做了
Oops, he already did.
那個 我覺得這太不可思議了
Well, I thought it was incredible.
它屬於電影院
It belongs in a movie theater.
啊 蘑菇
Ah, mushrooms?!
大家都喜歡蘑菇 對吧
Everybody loves mushrooms, right?
我喜歡蘑菇 我要吃了
I love mushrooms; I'll take it.
馬力歐 說真的
Mario, seriously...
你對那個廣告有什麼想法
What were you thinking with that commercial?
什麼
What?!
這應該很有趣
It's supposed to be funny.
誰能把麵包遞給我嗎?
Can someone pass the bread?
是啊 但這些衣服是怎麼回事?
Yeah, but what's with the outfits?
水管工戴著白手套?
Plumbers wearing white gloves?
沒錯 這是我們的標誌
That's right. You gotta have a trademark.
與眾不同
Gotta stand out.
別聽他們的
Don't listen to them.
全世界也在嘲笑達文西
The world laughed at Da Vinci, too.
呃 我不確定嘲笑沒有 媽
Uh, I'm not sure they did, ma.
老爹
Dad?
你覺得怎麼樣
What did you think?
我覺得你瘋了
I think you're nuts.
你不會為了瘋狂的夢想而放棄穩定的工作
You don't leave a steady job for some crazy dream.
而最糟糕的是......
And the worst part...
你把你兄弟也拖下水了
You're bringing your brother down with you.
多謝 老爹
Thanks, dad.
多謝你的支持
Thanks for your support.
我說什麼了?
What I say?
- 謝謝收聽 - 紐約交通報告
- Thanks for tuning in. - NEW YORK TRAFFIC REPORT
不 你可不能讓我失望
Nah, you're not bringing me down.
你知道嗎?
You know what!
他們懂個屁?
What do they know, huh?
不只是他們
It's not just them.
我們的一生 每個人都告訴我們 你不能做這個 你不能做那個
Our whole lives, everyone's telling us, you can't do this, you can't do that.
厭倦了自己的渺小
Sick and tired of feeling so small.
今天地下水管破裂了
A water main burst underground today.
地鐵停運 布魯克林市中心被淹
Stopping subway service and flooding downtown Brooklyn.
一切都在掌控之中 我向你保證
Everything is under control, I promise you.
- 我們很快就會解決這個問題的 - 管道故障淹沒布魯克林
- We are very close to fixing this. - PIPELINE FAILURE FLOODS BROOKLYN
- 讓開 - 沒事的
- Out of the way! - It's alright!
快來人哪
Somebody help!
救救布魯克林吧
Somebody save Brooklyn!
救布魯克林？
Save Brooklyn?
路易吉
Luigi...
這是我們的機會
This is our chance!
命運在召喚
Destiny is calling!
高中時的命中注定嗎？
Destiny del Monchu from high school?
什麼
What?
不
No!
跟我走
Just come on.
搞定了
I got this.
他們都沒找對地方
They're not even looking in the right place.
來吧 小路
Come on, Lou.
你不會真的想要......
You are not seriously considering...
馬力歐
Mario!
我們得到那個壓力閥那裡去
We got to get to that pressure valve.
媽媽咪呀
Mamma Mia!
我就知道拯救布魯克林是個壞主意
I knew saving Brooklyn was a bad idea.
來吧
Come on.
這是什麼地方?
What is this place?
看起來 好多年 沒人來過這裡了
Looks like nobody's been down here for years.
路易吉
Luigi?
路易吉 你在裡面嗎
Luigi, are you in there?
路易吉
Luigi!
什麼
What?
路易吉
Luigi!
馬力歐
Mario!
把手給我
Gimme your hand!
一切都會沒事的
It's all gonna be okay!
這怎麼可能會沒事
How is this gonna be okay?!
我告訴你
I'm telling you!
沒有什麼能傷害到我們 只要我們在一起
Nothing can hurt us, as long as we're together!
馬力歐
Mario!
路易吉
Luigi!
別碰那個蘑菇! 你會死的
Do not touch that mushroom! You'll die!
哦 對不起
Oh, I'm sorry.
這個沒問題的
That one's perfectly fine.
啊 是一個小蘑菇人
Ah, it's a little mushroom man.
一個小蘑菇人 在跟我說話
A little mushroom man, talking to me.
很高興見到你
Pleased to meet ya!
我是奇諾比奧
I'm Toad.
呃 馬力歐
Uh, Mario.
所以 這個
So this uh...
這個 這不是在做夢吧
This is, this is not a dream?
很痛 對吧?
That hurt, right?
是的
Yes!
當然了 不是夢
Definitely, not a dream.
那麼 那麼
Then, then...
- 這地方是...... - 蘑菇王國!
- This place is... - The Mushroom Kingdom!
蘑菇, 真的嗎?
Mushrooms, really?
現在 這是命運的殘酷轉折
Now, that is a cruel twist of fate.
你好
Hello.
是的 其實我正在找人
Yeah, I'm actually looking for somebody.
我兄弟 真的
My brother, in fact.
他長得和我一模一樣 只是又高又瘦 而且是綠色的
He looks exactly like me, but tall, and skinny, and green.
我上次見他的時候 他正從管道裡掉下去
See, last time I saw him, he was falling through a pipe.
當時有霧 我相信那裡有熔岩
It was foggy and I believe there was lava.
呃 這可不太好
Uh, that is not good.
你兄弟已經登陸黑暗之地了
Your brother has landed in the Dark Lands.
他們在酷霸王的控制之下
They're under Bowser's control.
酷霸王
Bowser?
他是世上最邪惡、最可怕的生物
He's the most evil, wretched creature alive.
我要帶你去見公主
I'm taking you to see the princess.
她可以幫忙
She can help.
她什麼都會
She can do anything.
公主
Princess?
來吧 馬力歐
Come on, Mario!
我們的大冒險現在開始了
Our big adventure begins now!
堅持住 路易吉
Hang on, Luigi.
馬力歐
Mario?
馬力歐
Mario?
你在哪裡
Where are you?
你的對手是路易吉
You just got a-Luigi'd.
這邊走 馬力歐
This way, Mario!
公主就在那座山上
The princess is right up that hill.
對不起 各位 我們要通過
Excuse me, everybody. Coming through.
一場大冒險正在上演
Got a big adventure happening, right now.
給我們讓開一條路
Clear a path for us.
- 如果我能...... - 給你
- If I could just... - Here you go.
對不起
Excuse me.
對不起 各位 我們要通過
Excuse me, everybody! Coming through!
這傢伙的兄弟馬上就要死了
This guy's brother is going to die imminently!
請讓一下道路
Out of the way, please!
只是想清理出一條通道 僅此而已
Just trying to clear a path. That's all I'm doing.
他會沒事的
He's gonna be fine.
- 搖搖菇 - 早安!
- Shake Shroom! - Morning!
很高興見到你 伙伴
Nice to see ya, bud.
這東西有用嗎?
Does this thing work?
是的 效果很好
Yeah, it works great.
你只要對著它吹氣就行了
Hey, you just have to blow into it.
然後 上升 我們走
And... Up, we go.
等等 上升？
Wait, up?
好吧 那麼 這些磚塊就這樣漂浮在這裡?
Okay, so these bricks are just floating here?
只要把自己塞進管子 我們就上路了
Just pop in this pipe and we're on our way.
這是唯一的飛行方式 伙伴
The only way to fly, man.
哦 哇 我喜歡這些管子
Oh, wow. Love these pipes.
啊 拜託
Aw, come on!
我們到了
Here we are.
宮殿的門
Palace doors.
來吧 哈哈
Come on, haha.
很厲害 對吧?
Pretty impressive, am I right?
站住別動 你們兩個
Hold it right there, you two.
我要見公主
I need to see the princess.
是緊急情況
It's an emergency.
什麼公主?
What princess?
我從沒聽說過什麼公主
I never heard of any princess.
哦 等等 我聽說過
Oh, wait. I did.
我們的公主在另一座城堡裡
Our princess, though, is in another castle.
哦 是的 沒錯
Oh, yeah. That's right.
也許你應該去別的城堡試試
You should try another castle, maybe.
她不在這裡
She ain't in this one.
好吧 他們是在耍你
Okay, so they're messing with you.
還有
And...
我不喜歡
I don't like it.
你們這些傢伙 嗯......
What do you guys, um...
你們想吃什麼?
What you wanna eat?
只要你想得到
Anything your heart desires.
走啊
Go!
我們要搗點亂
And we're gonna scramble it up.
入侵者
Intruder!
攔住他
Stop him!
- 入侵者 - 攔住他
- Intruder! - Stop him!
攔住他
Stop him!
委員會 請注意
Council, your attention!
酷霸王找到了超級之星 正朝我們的王國出發
Bowser has found the Super Star and is headed toward our Kingdom.
它的力量會讓他天下無敵
Its power will make him invincible.
我們將被毀滅
We will be destroyed.
公主 我們該怎麼辦?
Princess, what are we gonna do?
我不會讓他傷害你們的
I will not let him hurt you.
我們要去阻止酷霸王
We are going to stop Bowser.
怎麼做
How?
看看我們
Look at us...
我們很可愛
We're adorable.
我要去說服偉大的金剛軍來幫助我們
I'm going to convince the great Kong Army to help us.
團結在一起 我們會消滅那個怪物的
Together, we'll annihilate that monster.
他們的瘋子國王從不結盟
Their mad king doesn't make alliances.
金剛人絕不會同意
The Kongs will never agree.
我可以說服他
I can convince him.
我明天早上就動身 去叢林王國
I'll leave for the Jungle Kingdom, in the morning.
祝你好運 公主
Good luck, Princess.
為了我們的榮譽
For all our sakes.
公主
Princess...
公主 我
Princess, I...
等等 放了他
Wait! Release him.
你是
Are you...
他是個人類
He's a human!
我是說 你是個人類 對吧
I mean... You are human, right?
只是 你太小了
It's just, you're so small.
等等 等等 等等 倒回去
Wait, wait, wait. Let's go back.
你從哪裡來
Where did you come from?
我和我兄弟路易吉
Me and my little brother, Luigi.
我們掉出了管子
We fell down this pipe.
現在 他失蹤了 在黑暗之地的某個地方
And now, he's lost, somewhere in the Dark Lands.
那麼 他被酷霸王抓住 只是時間問題了
Then, it's only a matter of time until he's captured by Bowser.
但你很幸運
But you're in luck.
我正要出發去阻止他
I'm on my way to stop him.
好吧 那就帶我一起去
Well, take me with you.
那傢伙是個瘋子
This guy's a lunatic.
一個神經病
A psycho.
他會把你當早餐吃掉
He will eat you for breakfast.
他可能根本不會注意到
He won't even notice it probably.
因為你非常非常小
Cause you're very, very small.
你知道嗎 你想怎麼取笑我 就怎麼取笑我
You know what, make fun of me all you want.
但你得幫我找到我兄弟
But you're gonna help me find my brother.
拜託
Please?
好吧
Okay.
讓我們看看你是什麼樣的人
Let's see what you're made of.
你答應了？
Is that a yes?
不
No.
這是一個 “讓我們看看你有幾斤幾兩”
That's a, "Let's see what you're made of".
如果你能挑戰成功
If you can finish this,
你就能跟我一起去
you're coming with me.
好好看吧
Watch and learn.
太厲害了
That was amazing.
等等
Wait...
我該怎麼做？
How am I supposed to do that?
這些能量塊
With the power-ups.
它們賦予我們特殊的能力
They give us special abilities.
真的嗎？
Really?!
繼續......
Go on...
快吃
Eat it.
那個 非得是蘑菇嗎？
Now, this has to be a mushroom?
因為我 討厭吃蘑菇和...
Cause I just, hate mushrooms and...
好吧 好吧
Okay, okay...
你確定沒有......
Are you sure there's not like a...
塞進去 對 就是這樣 完事了
Down the hatch! Yep, there it is. And all gone.
不好玩
Not cool!
我長高了
I'm tall.
而且變強了
And strong.
而且 你還可以跳
And, you can jump.
我明白了 沒問題
I got this. No problem.
哦 對了
Oh Yeah
當你被擊中時 你就會失去力量
When you get hit, you lose the power.
好吧
Great...
來吧 再來一次
Come on, try again.
那個
Well...
我們還有很長的路要走呢 小鬍子
We have a long journey ahead of us, moustache.
但我沒有成功
But I didn't make it.
只差一點而已
You almost did.
沒有人能十全十美
No one gets it right away.
你試了多少次?
How many tries did it take you?
哦 很多次
Oh! So many...
我不擅長這個
I was not good at it.
比你還差
Worse than you.
可是你一次就通關了 不是嗎?
You got it right away, didn't you?
我之所以這麼快 是因為我在這裡長大
I got it right away, but I grew up here.
好吧
Okay.
你只是為了讓我感覺好點而已
Now, you're just trying to make me feel better.
不
No!
不
No...
那你好點了嗎
Is it working?
一點點 是的
A little bit, yeah.
我的軍隊
My army!
烏龜人
Koopas!
板栗人
Goombas!
不知道是什麼東西的人
Whatever those things are.
經過多年的尋找 超級星星終於屬於我們了
After years of searching for the Super Star, it is finally ours!
我現在是 世界上最強大的烏龜！
I am now, the most powerful turtle in the world!
很快 我們將抵達蘑菇王國
Soon, we will arrive at the Mushroom Kingdom.
在多年的敵對之後
Where after years of being sworn enemies,
我將在童話般的婚禮上向他們的公主求婚
I will ask their princess to marry me in a fairy tale wedding!
耶
Yeah...
他說要娶他們的公主嗎
Did he say marry their princess?
她不恨你嗎？
Doesn't she hate you?
當然 她討厭我
Of course, she hates me.
但這讓我更加愛她
But that makes me love her, all the more.
她的心形瀏海
Her heart-shaped bangs.
她在微風中漂浮的樣子
The way she floats in the breeze.
她那雷打不動的頭飾
Her immovable tiara.
當她看到這顆星星的時候
And when she sees this Star...
婚禮鐘聲
wedding bells.
好吧 如果她說不呢
Well, what if she says no?
那麼 我就用這顆星星 發動力量 摧毀蘑菇王國
Then, I will power up with this Star and destroy the Mushroom Kingdom.
準備好迎接最棒的婚禮吧
Prepare yourselves for the best wedding ever.
會很棒的
It's gonna rock!
他們都指望著我們呢
They're all counting on us.
不要有壓力
No pressure.
我的蘑菇頭們
My toads!
我們恐怖的日子就要結束了
Our days of terror are almost over.
在金剛軍的幫助下
With the help of the Kong Army,
我們會阻止......
we will stop...
呃 他是誰
Uh... Who's he?
他不重要
He's not important!
緊張嗎?
Nervous?
誰 我嗎？
Who, me?
是的
Yes...
有一點
A little.
♪ 我們要去冒險 ♪
♪ We're going on an adventure ♪
加油 伙伴們!
Come on, guys!
嘿 馬力歐
Hey, Mario!
你認識這個傢伙嗎?
You know this guy?
我們是最好的朋友
We're best friends.
我們是嗎？
But are we?
別擔心
Don't worry.
我會保護你的
I will protect you.
一個蘑菇頭 勇敢地加入我
A toad, brave enough to join me.
我無所畏懼
I fear nothing.
好吧 這就解決了
Well, that settles it.
你和我們一起去
You're coming with us.
讓我們出發
Let's move!
♪ 我說 我們要去冒險♪
♪ I said, we're going on an adventure ♪
非常不可思議 是嗎？
Pretty incredible, huh?
媽媽咪呀
Mamma Mia.
我決不會讓任何人毀了這一切的
I'll never let anyone ruin this.
♪ 碧姬 你太酷了♪
♪ Peach, you're so cool ♪
♪ 用我的星星 我們一起統治♪
♪ And with my Star, we're gonna rule ♪
♪ 碧姬 你明白嗎♪
♪ Peach, understand ♪
♪ 我會愛你 直到最後♪
♪ I'm gonna love you 'til the very end ♪
♪ 碧姬絲 碧姬絲 碧姬絲 碧姬絲 碧姬絲 ♪
♪ Peaches, Peaches, Peaches-Peaches-Peaches ♪
♪ 我愛你 ♪
♪ I love you ♪
♪ 碧姬絲 碧姬絲 ♪
♪ Peaches! Peaches! ♪
陛下
sire?
什麼
What?
我們情報部門的報告
A report from our intelligence.
一個長著小鬍子的人類來到了蘑菇王國
A mustachioed human has arrived in the Mushroom Kingdom.
公主一直在訓練他
The princess has been training him.
他們一定在搞事 陛下
They are up to something, sire.
坐下
Sit...
跟我擠擠
Jam with me.
這個人類
This human...
他是從哪裡來的？
Where did he come from?
我們
We...
不確定
aren't sure?
公主喜歡他嗎
Does the princess like him?
陛下
Sire...
照照鏡子
Look in the mirror!
你沒什麼好擔心的
You have nothing to worry about.
我知道
I know that.
我從不接受威脅
I'm not threatened.
查明他是誰 以及他們在策劃什麼
Find out who he is, and what they're plotting!
我這就去 陛下
I'm on it, sire.
我可以掀開蓋子嗎
May I lift the cover?
還不行
Not yet.
痛苦是最好的老師
Pain is the best teacher.
在想你兄弟嗎?
Thinking about your brother?
我們從來沒有分開這麼久過
We've never been apart this long.
別擔心......
Don't worry...
我們正要去救他
We're going to save him.
你看起來不像是本地人
You don't seem, like you're from here.
我不知道我從哪裡來
I don't know where I'm from.
真的嗎
Really?
是的
Yep.
我最早的記憶就是 來到這
My earliest memory is arriving.
我很幸運他們找到了我
I was so lucky they found me.
他們收留了我
They took me in...
撫養我長大 就像他們自己的孩子一樣
Raised me, like one of their own...
而且 當我準備好的時候
And, when I was ready...
他們立我為公主
they made me their princess.
嘿 也許 你來自我的世界
Hey, maybe, you're from my world.
外面有一個巨大的宇宙 有很多星系
There's a huge universe out there, with a lot of galaxies.
我們在黑暗之地找到了他
We found him in the Dark Lands.
把他留給我
Leave him to me.
你叫什麼名字
What is your name?
路易吉
Luigi.
不確定你是否知道我是誰
Not sure if you know who I am,
但我即將迎娶給一位公主並統治全世界
but I'm about to marry a princess and rule the world.
但有一個問題 路易吉
But there's one problem, Luigi.
有一個人類在和我未婚妻一起旅行
There's a human traveling with my fiancee.
有小鬍子 和你一樣
Has a mustache, just like you.
你認識他嗎？
Do you know him?
不
No.
不
No!
啊!硬漢一個 我懂
Ah! A tough one, I see.
也許這能讓你開口
Maybe, this will get you to talk.
你以為我認識所有留小鬍子
Do you think I know every human being with a mustache,
穿著一模一樣的衣服 戴著一頂寫著他名字的帽子的人嗎？
wearing an identical outfit, with a hat with the letter of his first name on it?
因為我不知道
Because I don't.
- 你認識他嗎? - 是的
- Do you know him?! - Yes!
住手 住手
Stop! Stop!
我認識他
I know him.
是的 我認識他
Yes, I know him.
是 他是我的兄弟 馬力歐
Yeah. He's my brother, Mario.
他是世界上最好的人
And he's the best guy in the world!
公主們會覺得他有魅力嗎？
Do princesses find him attractive?
會的 如果我們有一口好牙齒的話
They do, if we have good teeth!
讓他離開我的視線
Get him out of my sight!
當這個馬力歐看著我殺死他的兄弟時 我們會看到他有多堅強
We'll see how tough this Mario is, when he watches me kill his brother!
我這是在哪？
Where am I?
家
Home.
別理它
Pay him no heed.
它雖然很可愛 但是它
He is cute, but he is...
在一個瘋狂的世界裡 理智的人才是瘋子
In an insane world, it is the sane who is called crazy.
你們在這裡多久了
How long you guys been in here?
時間
Time...
就像希望 是一種幻覺
Like hope, is an illusion.
拜託 我們已經夠沮喪的了
Please, we are depressed enough!
一定有辦法離開這裡
There's gotta be a way out of here.
無路可逃
There's no escape.
唯一的希望
The only hope,
就是死亡的甜蜜解脫
is the sweet relief of death.
不
No!
哦 你一定是在開玩笑
Oh, you've got to be kidding me!
準備好了嗎？
You ready?
當然了
Sure?
什麼
What...
你好嗎
How you doing?
我們是來見國王的
We are here to see the king.
跟我來
Follow me.
那隻大猩猩穿著一件運動服
That gorilla's wearing a sports cup.
我覺得穿著不得體
I feel underdressed.
上車
Hop in.
哦 致以全敬 請進
Oh, by all means, come in.
偉大而非凡的克蘭奇剛
Great and mighty Cranky Kong.
我聽說你想要我的軍隊
So, I heard you want my army.
是的 殿下
Yes, your Highness.
沒有你的幫助的話 蘑菇王國將被毀滅
Without your help, the Mushroom Kingdom will be annihilated.
你憑什麼認為 你值得和世界上最偉大的軍隊
What makes you think, you're worthy of fighting alongside,
並肩作戰
the greatest army in the world!
因為我們有真心
.Because we have heart.
有了你的力量......
And with your strength...
我們能贏
We can win.
好的 很好
Okay, fine.
就這些嗎?
That's it?
不 不只這些
No, that's not it.
答案是 不
The answer is no.
再見
Goodbye.
如果蘑菇王國淪陷
If the Mushroom Kingdom falls,
下一個就是叢林王國
the Jungle Kingdom is next.
沒有你的軍隊 我們不會走的
We're not leaving, without your army.
這傢伙是誰?
Who is this guy?
哦 他讓我開懷大笑
Oh, he makes me laugh.
好吧 硬漢
Alright, tough guy.
你這麼想要我的軍隊
You want my army so badly.
先打敗我的兒子吧 就在偉大的金剛之環競技場
Defeat my son, in the great ring of Kong!
給我們一點時間
Give us a second.
這真是個非常非常糟糕的主意
This is a really, really bad idea.
那你還有別的辦法救我兄弟嗎?
Well, do you have another way to save my brother?
你們倆悄悄話說完了嗎?
Are you two done whispering?
這有點不禮貌
It's a little rude.
先生 一言為定
You, sir, have a deal.
我要和你兒子會打 而且要贏
I'll fight your son, and win.
我相信你會的
I'm sure you will.
我是DK
I'm DK.
我是大金剛
I'm Donkey Kong.
哦耶
Oh, yeah.
嗨 老爹
Hi, dad!
不,不要
No, don't!
別這樣
Don't do that!
老爹 揮手示意
Dad, wave back!
別再炫耀了
Enough with the showboating!
你什麼意思 他們超喜歡的
What do you mean?! They like it!
這就是他們來這裡的目的
It's what they came here for!
舞動胸肌
Dancing pecs!
好了 冷靜點
Okay, simmer down.
我說了 冷靜點
I said, simmer down!
說的就是你 弟弟剛
That means you, Diddy Kong!
弟
D...
對不起
Sorry.
現在
Now...
既然我想讓這場戰鬥持續超過五秒鐘
Since I want this fight to last more than five seconds,
我在競技場周圍放了能量道具
I put power-ups around the arena.
你不用客氣 馬力歐
You're welcome, Mario.
我不需要任何特別的東西來打斷你小小身體裡的每一根骨頭
I don't need anything special to break every bone in your tiny body.
好了
All right.
哦 我的
Oh, my...
OK...
我猜你不會得到我的軍隊
Guess you're not getting my army.
這就是你們來這的目的吧
Is this what you came for?!
我愛你 DK
love you, DK!
嗨 老爹 愛你
Hi, dad! Love you!
開始了 像大金剛一樣吧
It is on like Donkey Kong!
跟你一樣大的大塊頭 要來找你麻煩了
You're about to pick on someone, your own size.
我猜 他拿錯蘑菇了
I guess, he got the wrong mushroom.
起來 馬力歐!
Get up, Mario!
受夠了嗎?
Had enough?
還遠遠不夠
Not even close.
馬力歐
Mario...
是我
It's-a me...
盒子
The box...
他看起來好可愛
He looks adorable.
確實如此
He really does.
哦 什麼? 我是一隻貓
Oh, what? I'm a cat?
你拿到了貓盒子
You got the cat box!
哦 我的
Oh, my...
哦 對不起
Oh, I'm sorry...
對不起
I'm sorry.
好...
Okay...
現在 你死定了
Now, you die.
我是一隻貓
I'm a cat.
喵---
Meow.
受夠了嗎?
Had enough?
遠 遠 不 夠
Not even close.
我就當你說“是”了
I'll take that as a yes.
耶
Yes!
那是我最好的朋友
That's my best friend!
馬力歐 馬力歐 馬力歐!
Mario! Mario! Mario!
好了 好了
Yeah, yeah...
太不可思議了!
That was incredible!
他一直把你打暈 而你卻總是站起來
He kept beating you senseless, and you just kept getting back up?
你就是從不放棄
You just don't know when to quit.
我從沒想過這是件好事
Well, never thought of that as a good thing.
這是很棒的事情
It's a great thing.
謝謝
Thanks.
我
I...
我讓他贏了 鄭重聲明
I let him win, just for the record.
真的 ,嗎? 你為什麼要這麼做?
Really, though? Why would you do that?
你想知道為什麼嗎?
You want to know why?
這就是 管好你自己的事 這就是原因
It's, mind your own business, that's why!
好吧 大猴子
Alright, giant monkey.
夠了
Enough!
進去吧
Get inside!
我們找到酷霸王的飛船了
We've located Bowser's ship.
他將在日落前抵達蘑菇王國
He's gonna arrive at the Mushroom Kingdom, by sundown.
你們真幸運 伙伴們
Lucky for you, guys.
我有一條捷徑
I got a shortcut.
我們在那裡打他一個伏擊戰
We beat him there and ambush him.
是 我知道
Yeah, I know.
這就是為什麼 我們需要卡丁車的原因
That's why, we're gonna need karts!
好吧 你們還在等什麼？
Well, what are you waiting for?
去選你們的卡丁車
Pick your karts!
我討厭你
I hate you.
敬蘑菇王國 敬我們一生中最大的一次戰鬥
To the Mushroom Kingdom, and the biggest fight of our lives.
我們出發
Here we go!
碧姬公主
Princess Peach...
我們開始吧
Here we are...
我想 愛情真的能讓一個人走出他的殼
I guess, love really makes a guy come out of his shell.
讓我們一起統治世界
Let's rule the world, together.
永遠永遠
Forever...
你願意嫁給我嗎?
Will you marry me?
哦 是的
Oh, yes!
什麼
What?!
我們找到公主和小鬍子人類了
We have found the princess and the mustachioed human.
他打敗了大金剛 贏得了金剛軍
He has defeated Donkey Kong, and won the Kong Army.
那麼 就像碧姬一樣不可思議嗎？
So, like Peach was super impressed?
看起來是這樣 是的
It appears so, yes.
他們正朝著秘密通道前進
They are heading toward the secret passage!
哦 他們認為 可以給我一個驚喜 是嗎
Oh, they think they can surprise me, huh?
這種遊戲可以兩個人玩
Two can play at that game.
沒有人恐慌 但路就要到頭了
No one panic, but the road is about to end.
那你最好踩油門繫好安全帶
Well then, you better step on the gas and buckle up!
在你的世界裡 有像這樣的東西嗎?
Is there anything like this, in your world?
什麼
What?!
在你的世界裡 有像這樣的東西嗎!
Is there anything like this, in your world?!
沒有
No...
我們不會在彩虹上開車
We don't drive on rainbows.
你接下來要跟我說什麼
What are you gonna tell me next?
烏龜並不邪惡嗎?
That the turtles aren't evil?
不會 不會
No, no.
它們通常是寵物
They're usually pets.
不可能
No way!
是啊! 來布魯克林吧 我給你買隻烏龜
Yeah! Come to Brooklyn, I'll buy you a turtle.
也許我會去的
Maybe, I will.
老兄 你這是在調情嗎?
Dude, is this you flirting?!
這真是太痛苦了!
This is painful!
聽著 我只是想表現得好點
Listen, I was trying to be nice.
你太尷尬了！
You are so embarrassing!
公主永遠不會和你出去！
A princess would never go out with you!
是的 她會的
Yes, she would!
我敢打賭 她會的
I guarantee, she would!
伙伴們！
Guys!
夠了
Enough!
好吧 好吧
Alright, alright.
進攻
Attack!
這是一場伏擊
It's an ambush!
防守位置
Defensive position!
馬力歐
Mario...
你已經是個死人了
You're a dead man!
分開走
Split up!
馬力歐
Mario!
我太可愛了 不能死
I'm too cute to die!
這就是你的為人 公主
That is how you princess!
死期到了 馬力歐
Time to die, Mario.
再見
See ya!
不
No!
你 給我記著
You, can't escape me.
什麼
What?
藍色外殼
Blue shell!
不
No!
不 馬力歐
No, Mario...
不
No!
不
No...
不
No!
哦 不
Oh, no!
不
No...
把你的小丑爪子從我身上拿開
Get your clown claws off of me!
再見 馬力歐
Goodbye, Mario.
我們得回家去
We have to get home.
嘿 這是你的錯
Hey, this is your fault!
我的錯？
My fault?
- 你就是那個......- 別說了！
- You're the one... - Stop talking!
我不想在死前聽到的最後一句話是你的...
I don't want the last thing I hear, before I die, to be your...
馬力歐
Mario...
你救了我的命
You saved my life.
是的 那個
Yeah, well...
我不會告訴任何人的
I won't tell anyone.
好 千萬別
Good, please don't.
好的
Okay...
你剛才感覺到了嗎？
Did you just feel something?
快游
Swim!
酷霸王正在路上
Browser's on his way.
你們必須撤離
You have to evacuate.
快點
Hurry!
離開這個城市!
Get out of the city!
公主
Princess?
我們失去了軍隊 馬力歐也走了
We lost the Army, and Mario's gone.
酷霸王來了
Bowser is coming.
到森林裡去!
Head into the forest!
我給你們爭取點時間
I'll buy you some time.
你們聽到了
You heard her!
撤離城市
Evacuate the city!
和其他人一起去吧
Go with the others.
我說過 我不會讓任何人傷害你的
I said, I wouldn't let anyone hurt you.
別管它 沒時間了
Just leave it! There's no time!
碧姬公主......
Princess Peach...
一如既往的勇敢
Brave as ever.
如你所見 我有超級星星
As you can see, I have the Super Star.
如果你要使用它......
If you're going to use it...
那就快點
Use it now!
不,公主......
No, Princess...
我為你偷了這顆星
I stole this Star for us.
我想 愛情真的能讓一個人走出他的殼
I guess, love really makes a guy come out of his shell.
我告訴過你這招沒用的
I told you that line wouldn't work.
你做得很好
You're doing great!
碧姬絲 有了這顆星 我們就天下無敵了
Peaches, with this Star, we will be invincible.
我們可以一起統治世界 直到永遠
We can rule the world together, forever.
你願意嫁給我嗎?
Will you marry me?
嫁給你？
Marry you?
你瘋了嗎
Are you insane?!
我永遠不會嫁給你
I would never marry you!
也許 你應該重新考慮一下
Maybe, you should reconsider.
不
No!
停下
Stop!
拜託 停下
Please, stop!
我會嫁給你的 只要別傷害我的蘑菇頭
I'll marry you, just don't hurt my toads!
我向你保證
You have my word.
哈哈 婚禮時間到
Haha, time for a wedding!
♪ 生活是悲傷的♪
♪ Life is sad ♪
♪ 監獄是悲哀的♪
♪ Prison is sad ♪
♪ 生活和監獄是非常非常悲哀的 ♪
♪ Life and prison is very, very sad ♪
噢 絞肉機的鮮肉
Ooh, fresh meat for the grinder.
這縷陽光是誰？
Who's this ray of sunshine?
沒有陽光......
There's no sunshine...
只有黑暗
only darkness.
閉嘴 閉嘴 閉嘴!
Shut up, shut up, shut up!
你們好, 囚犯們......
Hello, prisoners...
你們雖然不配 但還是你被邀請參加皇家婚禮了!
You don't deserve this, but you're invited to the Royal Wedding!
耶
Yay!
那裡你們會被獻祭
Where you will all be ritualistically sacrificed.
哦 不 不 不
Oh, no, no, no.
最後的 憐憫
Finally, mercy.
馬力歐
Mario...
所以 這就是結局...
So, this is the end...
被鰻魚慢慢消化 旁邊還有個穿工裝褲的白痴
Being slowly digested by an eel, next to an idiot in overalls.
至少 你兄弟不會因你而死
Well, at least, your brother isn't gonna die because of you.
至少 你不會死的 因為你爸爸認為你是個笑話
Least, you're not gonna die, with your dad thinking you're a joke.
是的 我爸爸覺也得我是個笑話
Yeah, well, my dad thinks I'm a joke too.
是啊 那麼
Yeah, well...
你爸爸是對的
Your dad's right!
你知道嗎 我感覺很糟糕
You know what, I feel bad enough.
別 別 別煩我
Just, just, leave me alone.
我從來沒見過你爸爸 但他聽起來還不錯
I've never met your dad, but he sounds brilliant!
到角落裡砸東西去吧 死猴子
Just go in a corner and smash some stuff, smash monkey.
我 不僅僅 只是一個 會砸東西的人
I, am, more, than a guy, who smashes things!
太神奇了
That was amazing!
現在我們扯平了
Now, we're even.
公主......
Princess...
我拿到了
I got it!
做得漂亮
Great job.
如果沒有花束 你就不能出去
.Couldn't have you going out there without your bouquet.
太完美了
It's perfect.
為了你的榮譽 我會犧牲它們
I'll be sacrificing them in your honor.
放下囚犯們
Lower the prisoners!
親愛的
Dearly beloved...
刺激
Drama...
你真的以為我會嫁給你嗎
You really thought I'd marry you?
有點
Kinda...
我永遠不會嫁給怪物
I'd never marry a monster.
那我們現在就分手
Then we are breaking up, right now!
他們一定在上面
They gotta be up there.
開火
Fire!
你想這麼做嗎？
You wanna do this?
是的我想
Yes, I do.
耶
Yes!
開火
Fire!
這真好玩
This is fun!
哈 廢物
Ha, loser!
嘿 這是做什麼的？
Hey, what does this do?
浣熊套裝很酷
Cool raccoon suit.
- 真的嗎？ - 一點也不
- Really? - Not at all!
- 小路 - 馬力歐
- Lou! - Mario?!
我告訴過你
I told ya!
瞧
See...
只要我們在一起 一切都會好起來的
As long as we're together, everything is gonna be okay.
馬力歐 你為什麼看起來像隻熊? 這是什麼
Mario, why do you look like a bear? What is this?
你做得很好 孩子
Ya did good, kid.
讓你的胸肌跳起來 這是你應得的
Make your pecs dance, you deserve it.
現在沒時間了 當然 稍後可以
No time now. Definitely, later.
發射炮彈刺客 摧毀蘑菇王國
Launch the Bomber Bill and destroy the Mushroom Kingdom!
不
No...
嘿 這邊
Hey, over here.
是你自找的
You asked for it.
哈囉
Hello...
真的嗎
Really?
跟我來
Follow me.
快點
Come on...
靠近點
Little closer...
媽媽咪呀
Mamma Mia!
太完美了
That's beautiful.
你做對了
You make this right.
布魯克林
Brooklyn?
馬力歐
Mario?!
你差點把我的
You almost dented my...
馬力歐
Mario!
你想要這個嗎?
Don't you want this?
你毀了我的婚禮!
You ruined my wedding!
我本來就要得到幸福了
I was finally gonna be happy!
現在 我要你受苦 ......
Now, you will suffer...
就像我
like me!
你真以為你能阻止我嗎?
You really thought you could stop me?
你這個沒用的 軟弱的小東西
You worthless, weak little nothing.
出來戰鬥吧!
Come out and fight!
還是你太害怕了?
Or are you too scared?
和我想的一樣
Just what I thought.
媽媽咪呀
Mamma Mia!
這就是為什麼超級馬力歐兄弟會出現在這裡
That's why the Super Mario Brothers are here.
為了拯救布魯克林......
Out to save Brooklyn...
拯救布魯克林......
Save Brooklyn...
布魯克林......
Brooklyn...
拯救布魯克林......
Save Brooklyn...
勇往直前
Let's us go.
放開他
Leave him alone.
馬力歐
Mario...
你就是不知道放棄
You just don't know when you quit.
是啊
Yeah...
這話我聽過
I've been told that before.
馬力歐
Mario!
星星
The Star!
不
No!
那是我的
That's mine!
小路...
Lou...
沒有什麼能傷到我們 只要我們在一起
Nothing can hurt us, as long as we're together.
不
No!
把他們撕成碎片
Rip 'em to pieces!
哦 嘿 斯派克
Oh, hey, Spike.
路易吉
Luigi?!
媽媽咪呀
Mamma Mia.
碧姬絲
Peaches...
聽著 這和我想像的不一樣
Listen, this is not the way I pictured it,
但再給我一次機會
but give me one more chance.
噁心 不
Ew, no.
不 不 不 不
No, no, no, no.
這一點也不酷！
That is not cool!
啊 他得到了藍色蘑菇！
Ah, he got the blue mushroom!
瞧
See...
告訴過你 我會給你買一隻寵物烏龜
Told you, I'd get you a pet turtle.
不錯 小鬍子
Not bad, mustache.
還有路易吉 你真勇敢
And Luigi, you're so brave.
哦 謝謝
Oh, thanks.
是的 這是我的愛好
Yeah, it's kind of my thing.
啊 我的孩子們
Ah, my boys!
我的英雄們！
My heroes!
馬力歐
Mario...
你太棒了！
You were amazing!
謝謝 老爹
Thanks, dad.
來 抱抱吧
Ah, bring it in!
讓我們來聽聽 為了超級馬力歐兄弟！
Let's hear it, for the Super Mario Brothers!
這些是我的孩子
These are my boys!
布魯克林得救了
BROOKLYN SAVED
好了 幸福的結局
Now, that's a happy ending.
或是這樣
Or is it?
因為現在一切都結束了
Because everything's over now.
剩下的只有你和無盡的空虛
And all that's left is you and the infinite void.
有點讓你想吹薩克斯
Kind of makes you want to play saxophone, huh?
♪ 馬力歐、路易吉和一隻大金剛♪
♪ Mario, Luigi, and a Donkey Kong, too ♪
♪ 一千名庫巴軍隊都無法阻止我離開你♪
♪ A thousand troops of Koopas couldn't keep me from you ♪
♪ 碧姬公主 在隊伍的最後♪
♪ Princess Peach, at the end of the line ♪
♪ 我會讓你成為我的！♪
♪ I'll make you mine! ♪
♪ 碧姬絲 碧姬絲 碧姬絲 碧姬絲 碧姬絲♪
♪ Peaches, Peaches, Peaches-Peaches-Peaches ♪
♪ 我愛你 哦！♪
♪ I love you, oh! ♪
安靜點
Quiet in there!
關燈了 小傢伙
Light's out, little guy.
嘿 你不能這樣對我
Hey, you can't treat me like this!
你知道我是誰嗎
Do you know who I am?!
我是酷...
I am Bow...
超級馬力歐兄弟大電影