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《南方公园》第16季 第03集 South Park Season 16 Episode 03 "抓奶风波" "Faith Hilling"
I'm going down to south park gonna have myself a time
Friendly faces everywhere humble folks without temptation
Going down to south park gonna leave my woes behind
Ample parking day or night people shouting howdy neighbor
Heading on out to south park gonna see if I can't unwind
I like girls with big vaginas I like girls with big fat titties
Come on down to south park and meet some friends of mine.
我知道大家肯定会说 你只要 I know the people are going to say you should only practice
这样这样 那样那样就行了 this way or that way.
我也相信资本主义 I believe in capitalism too.
我相信资本主义为所有人服务 I believe in capitalism for everybody.
他所说的 让我感到非常吃惊 What he said, which I find mildly amazing,
他认为我可能很难击败巴拉克·奥巴马 was he thought I would have a hard time debating Barack Obama.
我们面临过二战后最最最困难的时刻 We faced something much much greater after World War II.
我们有一千万的人立刻回到了家乡 We had ten million coming home at once.
之后我们是怎么做的呢 But what did we do then?
有些自由主义者 说我们需要更多的计划 There were some liberals said we need more work programs --
探戈 探戈就位 Tango, Tango in position.
收到 探戈 Copy, Tango.
扫清据点 Clear vantage point.
容许稍后 现在不够接近 Will have to do. We're not getting closer.
好了 巴特斯 带进来 Alright, Butters. Bring it in.
十秒钟后带入 It quickly brings in ten seconds.
收到 还有十秒钟 卡特曼 Copy that. Ten seconds, Cartman.
我听得到 凯尔 你只管说什么时候上 I can hear, Kyle, just tell me when to go.
有情况 We might have a problem.
什么情况 What's that?
刚刚收到消息 有人预谋在现场玩抓奶 We just got word somebody might try to faith hill this event.
封锁大厅 Lock down the hall perimeter.
谁也别想在我眼皮子底下玩"抓奶手" Nobody is faith hilling, not on my watch.
他们盯上我们了 行动吧 They're onto us guys. Let's do this.
拿到了 I got it.
台下有人 Hey, somebody is under the stage.
卡特曼上 Go Cartman.
翻译：胡好时 yvonnez 原子蛋
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搞定了 搞定了 We got it. We got it.
快撤快撤 Go, go, go.
太酷了 弟兄们 That was sweet, you guys.
一开始是"趴街" First, there was planking.
人们给自己拍摄趴着的照片 People taking pictures of themselves in a planked position
并将照片放到网上 and putting the photos on the Internet.
"趴街"随后很快被"鹰姿"取代 Planking was soon replaced by Owling.
超级杯赛结束后 便是布雷迪式 After the Super Bowl by Bradying.
而新近流行的是把汗衫捏起来假装咪咪 The newest meme is pulling the shirt out to look like boobs.
这便是 抓奶手 It's called Faith Hilling.
世界各地的人们竞相跟风 And all around the world people are doing it.
大人小孩 甚至连一些名人也参与其中 Kids, adults, and even notable Celebrities are getting into the act.
然而随着"抓奶手"越来越流行 But as faith hilling is more and more popular.
然而一个问题困扰着所有的人 The question on everyone's mind is,
谁会是第一个因此丧命的人呢 who will be the first to die doing it?
我被派往这里 是因为 I have been sent here because
你们这帮小子玩火了 you children are playing with Fire!
抓奶只不过是布雷迪式的演变罢了 Faith hilling is nothing more than a evolution of Bradying.
都是搞橄榄球那帮人玩的 From football quarterback to football singer.
拜托 Please.
布雷迪式都是八辈子前的事了 Bradying is too 2000 and late.
我知道你们觉得自己玩这些新鲜刺激又帅气 I know what you think is doing is new, hip and cool.
实际上迷因已经出现了很多年了 But the truth is meming has been around a long time.
我们来看一个录影带 We are going to watch a film strip now.
有点年代感 不过我觉得都说到点子上了 It's a little dated but I think it gets the point across.
血色星期天 迷因的危害
对于现在的许多年轻人来说 For many young people today
摆出愚蠢的造型拍照片 taking pictures in silly poses
已经成为一个危险的消遣方式 has become a dangerous past time.
最潮的迷因最致命 The latest meme has also become the most deadly.
也就是 沉思照 It's called tebowing.
这是赖安和巴克利 This is Ryan and Barkley.
他们将体验到沉思照的危险之处 They're about to learn how dangerous tebowing can be.
这地方不错 Here is a good place.
我就在这拍吧 I'll do it right here.
我说不好 赖安 你确定要在这里 I don't know Ryan. You sure this is a good idea?
少罗里吧嗦 Stop being a scardy-cat.
就几秒钟 能出啥事 It will just take a second, how could I get hurt?
好吧 别动哦 Okay. Hold still.
那是什么 What's that?
火车 A train!
赖安 Ryan!
不要啊 不要 No, no, no, no!
不要不要不要啊 No, no, no, no, no!
赖安 Ryan!
以我为鉴啊 Learn from me.
这车子真不错 汤米 This sure is a nice car, Tommy.
你可不可以帮我在这里拍个沉思照啊 Would you like to get a picture of me Tebowing in it?
当然 Sure.
那是什么 What is that?
天哪 过来了 Oh my god. It's coming.
天哪 不要啊 God no!
不要啊 不要 No, no!
汤米 你拍了没有 Tommy, did you get the picture?
等下 Hold on.
快点 快点 Hurry, hurry!
皮特 在上面小心哦 Be careful up, there Pete.
你只管拍照 Just go on and take the picture.
这些年轻人在拍摄沉思照时付出了生命的代价 These youths paid with their lives for tebowing when they posed pictures
他们应该明白 they should remember
只有三种造型可摆 胜利手势 there are only three approved means, peace signs,
兔子耳朵 以及假香肠 bunny ears and fake wieners.
也许你觉得这与你无关紧要 Maybe you think this doesn't apply to you
也许你觉得你摆的造型很安全 Maybe you think your memes are safe.
或者也许你在未来的某个时候看这短片 Or maybe you're watching this sometime in the future
那时"沉思照"已被别的造型所取代 and tebowing has replaced by some other meme.
如果未来你正在看这个短片 Well, if you are watching this in the future,
务必放下你的手机 三思 get off your flying cellphone scooters and think.
千万记住 Just remember.
如要摆造型 请仿照以下经检验合格的造型 Used the approved poses if you want to be a memer.
胜利手势 兔子耳朵 假香肠 Peace signs, bunny ears, and Fake wieners.
真没意思 That was boring.
你们现在打算咋搞 So, what do you guys want to do now?
市中心有家法式咖啡馆不错 There is the nice French Cafe downtown.
也许咱可以去那儿抓奶 Maybe we should get Faith Hilling pictures there.
这主意不错 That's a good idea.
嘛 你们刚刚看了那些东西 What? You mean you guys still want to plan on Faith Hilling
还打算去抓奶 after what you just saw?
巴特斯 抓奶可是我们这代人的标志啊 Butters, Faith Hilling defines our generantion.
行 哥不干 Well , count me out.
你就因为那些玩意放弃抓奶行动了 巴特斯 You're gonna give up on Faith Hilling just like that, Butters?
搞什么 How could you?
我怕呀 I'm scared.
伙计们 看了今天的报纸没 Did you guys see today's Newspaper.
为毛要看报纸呢 烟鬼 Why would we look at a newspaper, Retard?
你们上头版了 You guys made the front page.
真的咩 Really?
兄弟们 咱们真上头版了 Dude, we are on the front page.
耶 Yes.
能给张《怪模怪样》看吗 Can we get a Different Pose, please?
说啥了 说啥了 What's it say, what's it say?
上面说 不是吧 It says, oh, no.
上面说 抓奶都像十几年前的玩意 It says Faith Hilling is now all like 2000 and late.
什么 What?
我看看 Let me see that.
怎么可能 How can that be?
不是吧 Already?
公众觉得五个小学生 Public reaction was the stunt pulled off
此般行为不仅危险 扰乱社会治安 by five elementary school students wasn't not only dangerous and disruptive
且完全是盛年已过的玩意 but also completely passe.
我们怎么会盛年已过 我们才读四年级 How can we be passe? We're only in 4th grade.
"抓奶真是太过时了" "Faith hilling is pretty stale"
共和党候选人纽特·金里奇说 said Republican candidate Newt Gingrich.
如果是用泰勒·斯威芙特式扰乱会场 If they had crashed the debate by Taylor Swifting
没准更轰动些 that would of been impressive.
泰勒·斯威芙特式 那是毛玩意 Taylor swifting? What the fuck is that?
就这些了 That's all it is?
把裤子脱了 屁股坐地上 学老狗 You pull down your pants and wipe your butt on the ground like an old dog.
可这样太傻逼了 But that's stupid.
这个怎么把抓奶淘汰了 How can that replace Faith Hilling?
什么意义都没有 It doesn't even make any sense.
不敢相信有人会浪费时间做这些没意思的事 I can't believe people take the time to do this garbage.
这事必须停止 This has to be stopped, you guys.
好了 保持不动 好了 Okay. Hold it there, okay.
很好 别动 That's good, don't move.
咋样 凯尔 可以么 How is this, Klye? This good?
非常好 Yep, that's great.
酷 那就好 Cool. These will be good.
你们干什么 What are you doing?
抓奶啊 你为毛不滚蛋 Faith hilling. Why don't you get the fuck out of here?
拜托 抓奶都是今年二月的事了 Oh, God. Faith hilling is so February 2012.
说"什么东西是多少多少年前的" Saying something is so 2000
那都是零九年的说法了 傻逼 and anything is so 2009. You stupid ass wipe.
伙计们 算了 Come on guys, it's not worth it.
我们去别地做泰勒·斯威芙特式吧 We can do our Taylor Swifting somewhere else.
闪开 Knock it off!
不闪你要怎样 Why don't you make me?
安全教育
昨天下午有四个同学 Yesterday afternoon four kids
因为打架送进了医院 went to the hospital for injuries resulting
起因是在咖啡店前摆流行的拍照姿势 from meming in front of a local cafe.
抓奶手 泰勒·斯威芙特式 Faith Hilling, Taylor Swifting.
这些动作都会要了你们的小命 These things will get you killed!
这是把上了膛的三八枪 That's a loaded .38.
你们谁觉得把上了膛的枪 How many of you think it's a smart idea
放在九岁小孩的桌上是个明智之举 to put a loaded .38 on a 9-year-old's desk.
如果你们都不在意人身安全 If safety doesn't matter to you
就去拿起这把枪啊 go ahead, pick the gun up.
好了 我觉得... That's okay. I think...
拿起枪 Pick the gun up!
你们玩斯威芙特式和抓奶手 You might as well. Swifting and
就像玩枪一样危险 Hilling is like playing with a loaded gun.
懂我的意思吗 Do you all understand my point?
懂了 先生 Yes, sir.
很好 Good.
把枪放进你的嘴里 Now put the gun in your mouth.
你都敢学趴客和沉思者 You're following plankers and tebowers,
那就也把枪放进嘴里啊 so put a loaded gun in your mouth!
快 Do it!
大家都好好瞧瞧 Everybody take a good look.
你们每次玩迷因就是这么危险 This is what you're doing every time you play with internet memes.
你们这是在玩命啊 You're playing roulette with your lives!
拉蒙特教授 我们得谈谈 Professor Lamont, we need to talk.
马上回来 I will be right back.
你是迷因方面的专家 拉蒙特教授 You're an expert on memes, professor Lamont.
没错 你们想谈什么 Yes, what is this about?
我们需要你的专业知识 We need your expertise, sir.
你知道网上正流行的另一物种姿势吗 Have you heard of another species meming on the under net?
另一物种 Another species.
你们在说些什么 What are you talking about?
我们希望你能帮我们解释下这个 We were hoping you could help us understand this.
猫开始把它们的照片放在网上 Cats have started to put pictures of themselves on the Internet
并把头卡在面包中间 with bread around their heads.
这被称为喵面包式 Cats breading, it's called.
这十分诡异 希望你能做出解释 It's just such an odd thing to do, we thought would you explain it to us.
它们在进化 They're evolving.
猫正在进化 Cats are evolving.
什么 Sorry?
物种有两种进化方式 There are two ways a species evolves.
其一是基因带来的身体进化 Physically from genes and
其二是迷因导致的文化进化 culturally from memes.
就如基因 迷因复制并改进了新猫 Just like genes, memes replicate new cat and adapt.
我们不是很明白你的意思 We're having a little trouble in following you.
看 Look.
在七十年代是竖大拇指 In the 70s was fonzing
取代了过时的胡子手势 which replaced the outdated mustaching.
六十年代时 受流行文化的影响 In the 60s, cutural ideas were passed on
人们都爱做这个手势 by everybody approve this thing.
这是由四十年代的纳粹礼手势改进而来 But even that evolve from people ass wedging in the 40s.
在发明照相机之前 Even before photographs humans
人类在画像中也有迷因现象 memed for portraits.
最早可追溯到埃及人 All the way back to the Egyptians
他们给自己画了许多勃起像 who had pictures painted themselves donkey dicking.
你的意思是猫在喵面包式中 You are saying cats are showing signs of evolution with
显露出进化迹象 Kat breading memes?
如果猫将面包片放在脑袋上拍照 If cats are puting slices of bread on their heads and taking pictures.
就说明它们几乎和我们一样智能了 They're proving to be almost as intelligent as we are.
喵先生 能否解释一下 Mister Kitty, you mind explaining this?
解释一下你为什么把你的照片放在网上 You want to tell me why are you putting pictures of yourself
脸上还围着一圈面包 on the internet with bread around your face?
你是个坏猫咪 坏猫咪 That is a bad kitty, bad.
你是在山寨抓奶手 还丑化它的形象 You're taking the idea of faith hilling and making it stupid.
坏喵 Bad kitty.
坏喵先生 Bad Mr. Kitty.
坏喵 Bad kitty.
不许再玩迷因 No more meming.
弟兄们走 Come on, guys.
坏喵先生 坏喵 Bad Mister Kitty, bad.
很高兴把这事解决了 I'm glad we took care of that.
是啊 你们现在要去做什么 Ya, what do you want to do now?
我想去戒酒互助会 I'm thinking maybe doing some Faith Hilling over
去拍几个抓奶手 the place they do AA meeting.
这主意不错 That's a cool idea.
怎么了 肯尼 What's the matter, Kenny?
我不知道 I don't know.
你说什么毫无意义 What seems pointless?
抓奶手没有过时 好吧 Hey, Faith Hilling is not out of style alright.
不不不 No, no, no!
这些傻气的姿势不过是一时的流行 These stupid fads are only that, okay?
我们不能屈服于这些垃圾 We can't give into this crap.
不要放弃抓奶手 肯尼 Don't give up on faith hilling, Kenny.
我不准你放弃 Don't you give up on her.
今日博尔德有两名儿童 Two Boulder children died
在击球笼里拍老不死强生时不幸丧生 today while Oh Long Johnsoning in a battling cage.
老不死强生是最新流行于网络的迷因 Oh Long Johnsoning is of course the the latest Internet meme,
就是将自身关入险境 which involved putting oneself in a risky situation
看自己逃出来之前 and see how many times you can say
能在视频里说几次老不死强生 Oh Long Johnson on video before getting out of the way.
准备好了吗 好了吗 You ready, you ready?
我开始拍了 快 I'm recording, go.
老不死强生 Oh Long Johnson.
老不死... Oh Long J.......
拉里 Larry.
这个最潮的迷因令人震惊 This latest internet meme is shocking.
但更令人震惊的是 Most shocking is the person who
这个潮流的创始人根本就不是人 started the meme isn't a person at all,
而是一只在人事安全档案中没有记录的猫 but a cat who seems to have no record for peoples safety.
老不死强生 Oh Long Johnson.
此猫已被逮捕 因其导致青少年死亡 The cat is now under arrest awaiting trial for
它将接受审判 it's part in the teenagers deaths.
老不死强生 Oh Long Johnson.
非常好 Ya, that's good.
倒过来再走一遍 Now go back the other way.
老不死强生 老不死... Oh Long Johnson. Oh Long ......
兄弟 你在做什么 Dude, what's going on?
你们好啊 怎么啦 Hey, guys. How's going?
还以为你会来卡特曼家和我们碰面 We thought you were meeting us at Cartman's.
你却在这拍什么泰勒·斯威芙特式 What you doing here taylor swifting?
他不是在做泰勒·斯威芙特式 He's not taylor swifting.
那都是老玩意了 That's old stuff.
现在流行看你能说几次老不死强生 Now see how many times you say Oh Long johnson.
我只想试试罢了 I thought... just try it out.
伙计们 还记不记得 Guys, remember when we heard about
独立战争时那个只有一个蛋蛋的人 the pola with one testicle in the revolutionary war?
他叫什么来着 What's his name?
本尼迪克特·阿诺德 Benedict Arnold.
得了 要知道抓奶手已经过去了 Come on. You guys need to realize faith hilling is over, OK?
你们可以继续假装 但它不会再流行了 You can pretend it's all you want, but it's not coming back.
肯尼 Kenny.
要是你们还想玩抓奶手的话 If you guys want to keep faith hilling.
养老院的人肯定还在玩呢 I'm sure people are still doing it at the old folks home.
你会喜欢玩这个的 肯尼把裤子脱了 You will like this, Kenny. Pull down your pants.
你们两个叛徒 You guys are sellouts.
算了 凯尔 Come on. Kyle.
该死的叛徒 You're freakin sellouts.
好了 走吧 It's OK. Come on.
你知道你在做什么吗 What the hell you think you are doing?
你有没有意识到 你玩这游戏的时候 Do you have any idea when you play with memes you're
就是在玩火 playing with fire.
老不死强生 Oh Long johnson.
多好笑啊 Oh, very funny.
有人丧生于此 People are dying out there.
这是你的目的吗 Is that what you want?
老不死... Oh Long --
你们喵星人想要发动战争吗 Do you cats want a war?
恭喜 你们如愿以偿了 Because that's what you're gonna to get!
老不死强生 Oh Long Johnson.
很久之前有沉思照 Long ago there was Tebowing
后来演变成了抓奶手 which evolved into Faith Hilling.
然而最潮最热的迷因 But the latest meming craze,
泰勒·斯威芙特式 也许碰到了对手 Swift Johnsoning, may now also have its rival--
这是一种全新的迷因 a brand new meme where people
人们穿着军大衣 video themselves wearing trench coats
介绍迷因行为的危险性 and talking about the dangers of meming.
人们称之为"报道式" They call it "Reporting."
安全官员称这是一种危险甚至致命的... And safety officials say it's a dangerous and potentially fatal...
老不死强生 Oh Long Johnson.
很好 酷毙了 Ya, ya, that's cool.
再往外拉一点 Bring it out some more.
很好 别动 Ya, freeze there.
这些男生在做什么 爸爸 What are those boys doing, daddy?
我想他们在拍抓奶手 博比 I think they're Faith Hilling, Bobby.
你出生之前流行过的 It's a little before your time.
真滑稽 How droll.
哥们 换一边再照几张 Get a couple facing the other way, bro.
好想法 Ya, good idea.
你们几个在我诊所前拍抓奶手的小家伙 Hey. You kids Faith Hilling in front of my clinic,
我有几个病人 'cause I have a couple of patients
也许需要时光机 that could use a good time machine.
听懂了吗 Get it?
回你们上个世纪去吧 Go back to the 90s!
我们必须接受现实了 卡特曼 We gotta to face it, Cartman.
我明白 I know.
凯尔 我明白 I know, Kyle.
我真的以为它会一直流行的 I really thought it was going to last.
我想生命中唯一不变的 I guess the only thing that doesn't change in life
就是万物的变化 is that things change.
阳光太刺眼了 The sun hurts my eyes.
抓奶手也不是特别酷 It wasn't like Faith Hilling was that great. I mean --
是啊 其实有点傻 No, no. It was kind of stupid really.
能变成其他的也还不错 It's good it became something else.
模仿新的东西也会很好 We will have a blast doing the new stuff.
家猫 Household cats have
已经进化成一种和人类同样智能的物种 evolved into a species as intelligent as humans.
这将导致我们两种生命形态之间的战争吗 Will this mean war between our two life forms?
在与喵星人领导的交涉中 In an attempt to try to communicate with the leader of cats,
专家组派出了人类大使 experts have sent in the ambassador of people.
你好 Hello.
老不死强生 Oh Long Johnson.
喵 喵 Meow, meow.
老不死强生 Oh Long Johnson.
死强生 Long Johnson.
老不死强生 Oh Long Johnson.
哦 当 屁安诺 Oh don piano.
-哦啦啦 -哦当屁安诺 - Oh lala. - Oh don piano.
老不死强生 Oh Long Johnson.
老不死强生 当屁安诺 Oh Long Johnson. Don piano.
我不确定 但我认为 I'm not sure but I'm think it
它说我们种族间的战争是不可避免的 said war between our species is inevitable
还有进化是不可阻止的 喵星人要崛起了 and that evolution cannot be stopped and cats will rise.
它说我们不能共存 It said we cannot coexist and
然后它说哦当屁安诺 还说 then it said "oh don piano" and then
看到人类的城市街道 someting about seeing the streets of human cities
被他们子女的鲜血染红 running red with the blood of their children.
很好 再高一点 Ok. That's good, a little higher.
酷 我从左往右走 Ok, cool. I will go left to right.
怎么样 Is that good?
好极了 Yeah. That's awesome.
你准备好了就开始吧 Ok. Whenever you're ready.
很好 我们... Alright, here we...
猫咪 闭嘴 No, kitty, you have to be quiet.
死猫 No kitty!
你蠢死了 That's a bad kitty!
这是什么 Wow. What's this?
你难道住在山洞里吗 What, you've been living under a rock?
这是最潮的迷因咯 This is the new meme,
猫咪泰勒斯威夫特报道式 Cat Taylor Swift Reporting.
好了 开始 卡特曼 Alright, go, Cartman.
泰勒·斯威夫特很危险 Taylor Swift is dangerous.
泰勒·斯威夫特很危险 Taylor Swift is dangerous!
很酷啊 That's pretty cool.
是很酷 Yeah, it's cool.
很屌 It's awesome.
屌爆了 It's super awesome.
都录下来了 伙计们 Yeah, yeah. We got it down, you guys.
精彩的要来了 Think we're ready for the big times.
闭嘴 死猫咪 Shut up, kitty!
随着无法避免的种族战争的逼近 With the inevitable species war looming,
我国最聪明的领导人聚集于此 our country's brightest leaders have come together
与喵星人大使进行交涉 to debate and reason with the ambassador of cats.
这便是 喵喵叫 It's called Putty-whistling.
大家所关心的是... And the question on everyone's mind...
谁会是第一个因此而死的人 Who will be the first person to die from it?
四年前我参加过总统竞选 I ran for president four years ago.
四年前 我的立场是... This is the position I described when I ran four years ago...
如果你想要待在美国... If you want to be in America--
我相信... I believe --
我们要为华盛顿带来多大的改变 How big of a scale of change do we want in Washington.
老不死强生 Oh Long Johnson.
我开始为... I started working with--
老不死强生 Oh Long Johnson.
参选者其实... Candidate in fact...
老不死强生 Oh Long Johnson.
我有5个儿子 5个媳妇 16个孙子 I have five sons, five daughters in law, sixteen grand children.
到处去说发现这个错误 It's not gonna be the most attractive thing
花了我十二年 to go out and say
可不是一件光彩的事 it took me ten or twelve years to figure out it was wrong.
老不死强生 Oh Long Johnson.
狐步舞待命 检查位置 Fox trot standing by. Position outlook.
收到 狐步舞 Copy. Fox trot, let's flying the goods, Tangle.
这是肯尼 我这就过去 This is Kenny. I am heading over there.
三秒后准备行动 Standing by in three seconds.
二 一 上 卡特曼 Two, one. Go Cartman.
我们上 Let's do this.
卡特曼 Cartman.
行动啊 卡特曼 Go, Cartman.
快动啊 哥们 Come on, dude. Hurry.
不 No.
不要 No!
我不要这么做 I won't do it.
我不要这么做 听到没 I won't do it, you hear me!
我比这高贵多了 I'm better than this.
去死吧 猫咪先生 To hell with you, Mr. Kitty.
坏猫咪 You're a bad kitty!
烂猫咪 Bad kitty!
是时候挺身而出做正确的事了 It's time somebody stood up and did the right thing.
动起来 卡特曼 Ya, do it, Cartman.
在我面前 Alright before me
愣着干嘛 What do you do
拿出相机 抓个奶子 Get out your camera and a booby or two
这种事要 严肃对待 We got to get serious --
见过这么屌的抓奶手么 Have you ever seen Faith Hilling that good?
大家一起 来抓奶呀 Come on everybody, it's Faith Hilling time
你在哪呀 Where are you
模仿行为 独会这种 This is the only meming I'll ever do
老不死强生 Oh Long Johnson.
这个迷因 我不屑做 It's the meme I won't bear
哪怕到死 也要抓奶 'cause I'm faith hilling until the day I die
于是 在战争面前 And so in the face of war
一个小男孩提醒了我们所有人 a little boy reminds us all what
做人的意义 being human really means.
尽管信息并不明确 The message is unclear.
但这都不重要了 But it doesn't matter as long as you
只要你唱歌给观众听 give the audience a song,
有名人糗事 celebrity bashing,
最好还有共和党人提着奶子伴舞 and republican hopeful dancing around with boob
这便是 拉客拉 It's called Pandering
全国人民都在... and all over the country people are --
老不死强生 Oh Long Johnson.