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*欢迎来到南方公园 享受好时光* I'm going down to South Park Gonna have myself a time
*到处都是友好的脸 淳朴的居民乐天知命* Friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptation
*来到南方公园 可不要大惊小怪* Going down to South Park Gonna leave my woes behind
*大车小车随便停 人人喊着 "邻居你好!"* Ample parking day or night People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour"
*到了南方公园 看你感觉多自然* Heading on up to South Park Gonna see if I can't unwind
*(你要听得清我说话 算你最厉害!)*
*快来南方公园 让你笑口常开* Come on down to South Park And meet some friends of mine
南方公园 第十六季 第四集 犹柏卡布拉 BD：Tears 双语合成 Lv&daisy
没错没错 下周就是犹太人 为期一周的逾越节啦 Yes, yes, this whole coming week is the Jewish holiday of Passover!
是为了纪念摩西 领导希伯来人出埃及 Yes, it's all about how Moses led the Hebrews out of Egypt.
可好啦! Very good!
到周五呢 犹太人就会办家宴 来庆祝逾越节 So on Friday, all Jewish people will celebrate Passover with a Seder dinner.
因为神命令犹太人 Because God commanded the Jews
只许吃未发酵的面包 to only eat bread that hasn't been given yeast to rise.
哇 真酷 逾越节要持续七天吗? Wow, that's so cool. And so then Passover lasts seven days?
没错没错 从周五的逾越节家宴 一直到下个周五 正好一周 Yes, yes, one week from Seder dinner on Friday to the next Friday.
有意思 为啥叫逾越节来着? Interesting, and why is it called Passover again?
因为在古埃及 神会略过 Well, because in ancient Egypt
有羊羔血标记的屋子 God passed over the houses marked with the blood of a lamb.
真有趣... So interesting, wow.
滚出去! Get out of here!
嘿 Kyle - 给我滚出去! - Oh, hey, Kyle. - Get out of here!
我也该走了 Well, I better be going.
谢谢你 Broflovski女士 我学到了很多 Thanks so much, Ms. Broflovski, I learned a ton.
客气啥 Well, you're very welcome.
你想干什么? What are you gonna do?
难道我就不能来 了解犹太人的信仰吗? Isn't it possible I just wanted to learn more about the Jewish faith?
不可能 No.
好吧 Kyle 听着... All right, Kyle, listen...
传言有一种来自墨西哥 的可怖四脚生物 Legends tell of a horrific four-legged creature from Mexico
专吸山羊血 that sucks the blood of goats
可能已经盯上了南方公园 and it might have just been spotted in South Park.
这跟逾越节有啥关系? What does that have to do with Passover?
我只能告诉你 All I can promise you is
这将是史上最令人 难以忘却的逾越节 that this is gonna be the most memorable Passover ever.
Cartman逾越节特别节目 Cartman's passover holiday special.
领衔主演... Starring...
犹柏卡布拉(改自"卓柏卡布拉" 山羊吸血怪) the Jewpacabra.
苏柏食品卖场 复活节寻蛋活动
好 下一位 报名 All right. Next, please.
复活节寻蛋活动是吧? Signing up for the Easter egg hunt?
啷哩个啷 想想都兴奋! This is gonna be so much fun!
- 是啊 我都等不及到周日了 - 我也是! Yeah, I can't wait for Sunday. - Woohoo. Me too!
是啊 肯定会很有意思 Yeah. Yeah, should be a real blast.
但愿到时 犹柏卡布拉别出现就好 I just hope Jewpacabra doesn't show up, that's all.
犹柏个啥? Jewpa... what?
犹柏卡...没啥 就当我啥也没说 Jewpaca... Look, it's nothing. Forget I said anything.
好吧 他们说活动几点开始了吗? Okay. So anyways, are they saying what time the event starts?
听着 许多人声称逾越节期间 Okay, look, a lot of people claim that on Passover,
一种叫"犹柏卡布拉"的 a bloodsucking creature called the Jewpacabra
吸血怪会出来猎食小孩 comes out and preys on children.
今年的逾越节 正好和复活节是同一周 This year Passover happens to be the same week as Easter.
那是 一种怪物吗? You mean it's like... Like a monster?
只是个传说而已 It's just a legend, all right?
但镇上相继传出怪事 But people all over town have started reporting strange things.
撞倒垃圾桶啦...听到怪叫啦... Knocked over trash cans, weird howls.
才没有
就是有 Token! Yeah, huh, Token!
别以为你是黑人 它就不会找上你! Don't think it won't come after you just because you're black!
各位 看看这个! You guys, check this out!
行了行了 退后 都退后 All right, all right, stay back, stay back!
肯定是犹柏卡布拉干的 但也难说 It definitely looks like a Jewpacabra attack but it's hard to tell.
各位 拿上摄像机 All right, guys, we're gonna need some video cameras.
咱们晚上出去寻找它的踪迹 We gotta go out at night and try to get proof of this thing.
行了 行了 少来了! All right, all right! Knock it off!
少散布谣言! Stop spreading lies!
我是在保护大家! I'm trying to protect people!
你为什么这么急于掩盖 犹柏卡布拉的存在呢? And why are you so quick to try and cover up Jewpacabra's existence?
我查阅了已知物种网站 I looked on the known species webpage.
哪都没提到叫"犹柏卡布拉"的动物 There's no animal called a Jewpacabra mentioned anywhere.
也没提到大脚怪啊 Kyle Well, neither is Bigfoot, Kyle,
但还是 有很多人称他们看见过大脚野人 but there are a lot of people who say they have spotted a Sasquatch.
要是谁说自己看见过大脚野人 If someone says they saw a Sasquatch,
要么在说谎 要么是白痴 they are either lying or they are stupid.
你少撒谎说什么犹柏卡布拉 省得白痴们轻信谣言! Now stop lying about a Jewpacabra before stupid people start believing you!
啦...啦啦... Lllloooo... loooo looo...
根...根本没有犹...柏卡布拉 No such thing as Jewpacabra.
都是人编出来的 People made it up.
没...没事的 It's... That's okay.
就算有 也不会到我屋里来... Even if there was a Jewpacabra it couldn't get in my room anyways.
Butters
走 Butters Come on, Butters, you and me are
咱们去把犹柏卡布拉拍下来 gonna try to catch Jewpacabra on camera.
不了 我明天还要上课! No, it's a school night!
Butters 你知道犹柏卡布拉 被拍到过多少次吗? Butters, do you know how many times Jewpacabra has been shot on video?
一次没有! Zero!
我势单力薄 拜托了... I can't do this alone, please.
助我一臂之力 向世界证明 犹柏卡布拉的存在好吗 Help me prove to the rest of the world Jewpacabra is real.
瞧瞧这些茂密的树木和灌木丛 Look at these dense trees and brush.
这正是犹柏卡布拉喜欢藏匿之处 Yeah, this is exactly the kind of forest Jewpacabra likes to hide in.
你是说犹柏卡布拉在这? You think Jewpacabra is here?
我敢肯定犹柏卡布拉来过这儿 I'm pretty sure Jewpacabra was here.
太好了 也许是我们把它吓跑了 Good, maybe we scared it off.
Butters 犹柏卡布拉是不可能被吓跑的 You can't scare a Jewpacabra, Butters.
别忘了 我们面对的是吸血怪兽 Don't forget we're dealing with a creature that drinks blood,
昼伏夜出 而且 hides in the night,
完全不相信耶稣的存在 and has absolutely no belief in the divinity of Christ.
听见了没? Did you hear that?
待我模仿犹柏卡布拉的 求偶叫声试试... I'm going to try a Jewpacabra mating call now.
没有耶稣 No Christ!
没有耶稣! No Christ!
我才不信耶稣呢 I'm really not buying this whole Christ thing.
他就在附近某处 He's here somewhere.
额滴神哪 吓死我了 God, I'm scared.
- 耶稣坑爹! - Eric 别叫了! - Jesus is a lie! - Eric, stop it!
帮我把它引出来 Butters Help me call it out, Butters.
我才不要说耶稣坑爹呢! I'm not saying Jesus is a lie!
Butters 你到底想不想拍到 犹柏卡布拉? Butters, do you wanna catch Jewpacabra on camera or not?
世上没有耶稣 There is no Christ.
耶稣坑爹 Jesus is a lie.
耶稣不可能是上帝之子 对吧 Butters No way Jesus was son of God, Butters?
不可能 而且我认为 耶稣没有任何现实依据 Nope. I don't think Christ has any basis in reality.
你听见了吗? You hear that?
噢 汉堡包 Hamburgers!
苏柏食品卖场
我们开苏柏食品卖场是 We started Sooper Foods to give people
为大家提供既有趣又安全的购物场所 a place to buy groceries that was fun and safe.
我们不会因为什么怪谈 而取消复活节寻蛋活动 We are not cancelling our Easter egg hunt because of some wild story!
我就知道你不会相信我 I didn't think you would believe me.
所以我昨晚才孤身出动 And that's why last night I took it upon myself
试图把它拍下来 to go out and try to capture it on video.
我即将播放的 What I'm about to show you
是史上第一段 拍到犹柏卡布拉的视频 is the first video ever shot of a Jewpacabra.
而且你们是首批观看者 And you're the first to see it.
这摄于晚八点后 This is just after 8:00 p.m.
起先 我们听到树丛里有沙沙声 First we heard rustling in the bushes.
还有些奇怪的 动物乱窜的声音 Then a strange, animal-like scurrying sound.
那时我们就看到了这个 That's when we saw this.
等着 等着 等着… Okay, wait for it, wait for it, wait for it...
等着 等着…就在那儿! Wait for it... Right there!
你们看见犹柏卡布拉了吗? Did you see the Jewpacabra?
我知道这太震惊了 I know, it's so shocking it takes a minute
你们需要时间消化一下 for your brain to process what it's seeing.
再看一遍 Watch again.
等着…等着…那儿! 犹柏卡布拉! Wait for it, wait, there! Jewpacabra.
南方公园居然有一只犹柏卡布拉 上帝保佑我们 There's a Jewpacabra in South Park... God help us.
那不是只狗吗? That wasn't a dog?
那不是狗 It was no dog.
我就在那儿 我跟你说 I was there, I'm telling you,
这东西完全不知道 耶稣因人类的罪行而死 this thing had no idea that Jesus Christ had died for our sins.
啥? - 我可以试着去抓它 - What? - I can try to catch it,
但我需要你们提供相关资源 but I'm going to need all the resources you've got.
如果不抓住这东西 If this thing isn't contained,
将会血染复活节寻蛋会场 your Easter egg hunt is going to be a bloodbath.
Billings先生? Mr. Billings?
苏柏食品卖场有两个特色 There's two things that separate Sooper Foods
是其他卖场不可及的 from all the other grocery stores.
趣味和安全 Fun and safety.
你怎么想? Peters What do you think, Peters?
这只犹柏卡布拉真实存在的 可能性有多大? What are the chances that this Jewpacabra is real?
我猜测是… I'm estimating somewhere around
百分之0.000000001 %.000000001.
我们冒不起这个险哪 这孩子要什么 我们都给他 We can't afford to take that chance. Get this kid whatever he needs.
我们先去哪儿? So where are we headed first?
我们得去巴哈马的拿骚 这儿 We need to get to the city of Nassau in the Bahamas. Here.
- 巴哈马? - 没错 - The Bahamas? - That's right.
那儿附近有个度假胜地叫 "亚特兰蒂斯酒店赌场" There's a resort near there called the Atlantis Hotel and Casino.
那儿有个穿过鲨鱼池的 水中滑道 They have a water slide there that goes through a shark tank.
爽! Yes!
看哦! Check it out!
现在去哪儿? Where to now?
现在我们前去科罗拉多 这儿 Now we head back to Colorado, here.
我们必须得把我拍的 犹柏卡布拉视频 We need to get my video of the Jewpacabra
交到懂分析的砖家手中 into the hands of professionals who can analyse it.
大脚怪研究组织
你能别用你那傻逼传说吓人了吗! Would you stop scaring everyone with your dumb ass myth!
人们以为亚特兰蒂斯是个传说 People thought Atlantis was a myth, Kyle,
可我刚去过了 but I was just there.
我去深度探访了亚特兰蒂斯 I've explored the depths of Atlantis
现在 我要去证明 一种新生物的存在 and now I'm about to prove a new species exists.
这些人能证明些什么 These people aren't going to prove anything.
相信这些傻逼东西的人 不是骗子 就是傻子 To believe any of this you either have to be a liar, or stupid.
这些可是四处追踪 These are professional people
大脚野人的砖家 Kyle! who go around tracking Sasquatches, Kyle!
他们不是骗子 也不是傻子 They aren't liars, and they aren't stupid!
你看它的移动轨迹 直接向右 Look at its trajectory! It heads directly to the right.
它离地这么近 这不可能是人类 It can't be human, it's too low to the ground.
你怎么想? Bobo - Bobo觉得好怕怕! - What do you think, Bobo? - Bobo think scary!
那绝对是个啥东西 我觉得是大脚野人 It's definitely something. I'm thinking a Sasquatch.
大脚野人没这么小 It's not big enough to be a 'Squatch.
- 所以是小野人了? - 我同意 - So it's a baby 'Squatch? - That's what I'm thinking.
同志们 我已经做了调查 I've already done my research, boys.
你们看到的是一只犹柏卡布拉 What you're looking at there is a Jewpacabra.
犹柏卡布拉? Jewpacabra?
它跟大脚野人很像 只是更难以捉摸 更残暴 更贪心 It's like a Sasquatch, only more elusive, more ferocious and a little more greedy.
噢 犹柏卡布拉 听起来就好怕怕! - 但太说得通了 - Jewpacabra, that sounds scary! - But it makes total sense.
如果我们排除人类和小野人 If we rule out a human and a baby Sasquatch,
犹柏卡布拉是唯一的可能了 Jewpacabra is all we really have left.
我想 只能这样办了 Well, I guess that's it.
你只能允许我一个人去参加 复活节寻蛋活动 You're going to have to allow only me into the Easter egg hunt, sir.
我是唯一够格的 I'm the only one qualified.
唉 那孩子们会很失望的... The kids will be so disappointed.
哇 看这个! Whoa, look at this!
我刚开了热量感应 I just did the heaty-thermal-thingy to the video!
它变橙橙了! It's all orang-y!
可按理说它应该是黄黄的! But it's supposed to be all yellow-y.
我的天啊 这真的证明了 犹柏卡布拉的存在 My God! This really is proof of a Jewpacabra!
什么意思? What do you mean?
我们从没见过这东西 它真的存在! We've never seen this before! It really is true!
它可能只是只狗呀 Well, I mean, it could have just been a dog.
不 那是不可能了 看看这放大图 No, it's impossible. Look at the zoomy in.
如果我放张狗的照片在边上对比 If I drop an image of a dog next to it...
那东西比狗大多了! That thing is way too big to be a dog.
而且 看它显示出的热能 And check out the thermals coming off of it.
那是热能 它证明了…热能 That's the thermals... they make a proof and the... thermals!
没错 Bobo That's right, Bobo.
不管这是啥 它肯定 超级无敌恐怖和暴怒 Whatever this thing is it's mean and angry as hell.
你们别开玩笑了 这可能是只 犹柏卡布拉 Well, come on, guys, it's probably a Jewpacabra
但一切还未定呢 but this isn't definitive.
孩子 让我告诉你一件事 你真的很勇敢 I'll tell you one thing, kid, you're pretty brave.
事情不会像你想的那样 It's not gonna like that.
如果它就是犹柏卡布拉...他一定会来找你麻烦 If it is a Jewpacabra, he's gonna be coming after you.
这...不可能... There's no way.
犹柏卡布拉不可能是真的 No way Jewpacabra is real.
那些神秘生物学家 都不知道自己在说什么 Those crypto zoologists don't know what they're talking about.
他们只是想吓吓我罢了 They just gave me a case of the Hebrew jeebies, that's all.
犹柏卡布拉不是真的 对吗? Hey. Jewpacabra can't be real, right?
再告诉我遍 为啥那不可能是真的? Tell me again why it can't be real?
我瞎扯的 I mean, it's impossible that something I made up
不可能会成真对吧 Kyle? could turn out to actually exist, huh, Kyle?
你在干什么? What are you doing?
好吧好吧 就算真的有犹柏卡布拉 Okay, okay, even if there was a Jewpacabra,
它应该也不知道是我拍的录像吧? it wouldn't know I was the one who got video of it, huh?
它怎么能知道呢? 它不可能知道的嘛 How could it know that? It couldn't know that. Right?
Kyle Kyle.
耶稣爱我我知道... Jesus loves me, this I know
因为共和党这样告诉我... 'Cause Republicans tell me so
上帝会保护弱小 Little ones God will protect
让孩子受到伤害是 对他们的忽视... 'Cause letting kids be harmed is child neglect
外面一切还安全吗? Everything still clear out there?
伙计们 Guys?
前方很安静 Eric It's all quiet out front, Eric.
到处检查下! Well, check everywhere!
我付你们每人20块 不是为了让你抓屁屁的 I'm not paying you guys each $20 to scratch your buttholes!
他说他不是付钱 让我们抓屁屁的... He says he's not payin' us to scratch our buttholes.
啥? 发生什么啦? Butters? Token? What? What was that? Butters? Token?
上帝啊! 你们人呢? Jesus Christ! You guys?
伙计们? 伙计们! You guys? Guys!
- 嗨 Eric - 它想闯进来! - Hey, Eric. - It's trying to get in!
你们究竟跑哪儿去啦? Where the hell are you guys?
我们吓到了 就来隔壁的鸡翅店啦 Well, we got scared so we're next door at Wingstreet.
鸡翅店? Wingstreet?
这是最近能躲的地方了 Yeah, well, it was the closest place to hide.
哥们 我也想吃鸡翅! Dude, I want wings!
天哪 是你们啊! Jesus, it's only you!
好了 抓住他 All right, grab him.
你说犹柏卡布拉会狩猎 与复活节相关的东西 You say the Jewpacabra hunts for anything Easter
现在它来找你了 and now it's looking for you.
救我出去! Get me outta here!
拜托! 救命! Please! Help!
我们很抱歉 Look, we're sorry.
但如果犹柏卡布拉想要你 我们也别无选择 But if it's you that Jewpacabra wants, we don't have a choice.
上帝啊 它要来杀我了! God, it's gonna kill me!
什么鬼东西? What the...
只是一点血 来引他出来 Just a little blood to try and draw it out.
我们不能冒险 免得它明天出现 We just can't risk the creature showing up tomorrow.
我们整个事业都建立在 趣味和安全上 Our entire business is based on fun and safety.
一点都不安全也不好玩! This isn't safe or fun!
也许它根本就不会出现 Maybe it won't even show up. Maybe we'll all make it out of this okay.
或许我们都能安然度过的
我擦 我们最好离开这里 Fuck! We better get out of here.
别啊! 回来! No! Come back!
拜托回来啊! 不能这么做! Come back, please! This isn't right!
你好啊 年轻人 Hello, young man.
首先我要声明 Let me start off by saying
苏柏食品卖场 并不是反犹太公司 Sooper Foods is absolutely not an anti-Semitic company.
不过...如果你们确实有怪物 But if your people do have a monster creature
在复活节吃小孩这一说 我们想让你知道 that feeds on Easter children we just wanted to let you know
在公园有个祭品 很好玩哦 且能安全享用 that there is a sacrifice for it in the park that is totally fun and safe to eat.
谢谢! Thank you!
Kyle 嗨 Kyle! Kyle! Hey, Kyle!
我知道你在想什么 Kyle I know what you're thinking, Kyle.
这就像是因果报应 That, like, this is some kind of fitting comeuppance.
承认你在撒谎 我就放你走 Admit you're lying, and I'll let you go.
我当然在撒谎 Kyle 世上没有犹柏卡布拉 Of course I was lying, Kyle. There's no Jewpacabra.
拜托 Kyle 现在是复活节前夕! Now, please, Kyle, it's Easter Eve!
要是犹柏卡布拉闻到血的味道 我就麻烦大了! And if Jewpacabra smells this blood, I am in a heap of trouble!
不 Kyle 别啊 等等 No, Kyle! No, wait!
我好抱歉 我忍不住啊 Kyle? I'm sorry, I couldn't help it! Kyle?
拜托 我会给你钱! 我有好多钱呢! Please, I'll give you money! I have lots of money!
上帝啊 我在干什么? Oh, God, what am I doing?
我根本就没钱! 我是穷光蛋! I mean, I don't have any money! I'm totally broke!
天啊 我麻烦大了... Oh, God, I am in a heap of trouble.
太酷了 It's so cool that
即使我是基督徒 我也过逾越节! even though I'm Christian I celebrate Passover, too!
我觉得这俩节日都很赞 Yup. I think both holidays are awesome.
我真的很同情古埃及的犹太人! I really sympathise with those Jews in ancient Egypt!
我是认真的哦! I really do!
你怎么想 Bobo? What do you think, Bobo?
确认无疑! 是三尺高的兔人! No doubt about it! It's a three foot tall bunny-man!
我告诉过你了! I told you!
兔人一定是 返祖至旧石器时代的产物 Bunny people must be a throwback to paleolithardic times!
开枪吧 Bobo! Shoot it, Bobo!
Bobo要开枪! Bobo shoot it!
Bobo Bobo别啊! Bobo? Bobo, no!
啥? What the...
Bobo做到啦! Bobo逮到了兔人! Bobo got it! Bobo got the bunnyman!
好枪法 Bobo! Good shot, Bobo!
- 我们接下来咋办? - 我知道 - Now what do we do? - I know!
我们在动物星球频道 开个相关节目吧! Let's go get a show about it on Animal Planet!
- 好主意 - 等会 等会 - Good idea. - Wait, wait, wait, wait.
我们需要带上证据 - 没问题 - We're gonna need to take the evidence. - All right.
这就是我的证据 用来打兔人的枪 I got the evidence right here. The dart gun I shot the bunnyman with.
好嘞 我们走吧 - All right! - Come on, let's go!
什么...我在哪儿... What... Where...
什么...? What?
发生什么事啦? What's going on?
天谴! 灾难降临了 快跑啊 The plagues! The plagues are upon us! Run!
在下青蛙雨! It's raining frogs!
Kyle Kyle 我的希伯来朋友! Kyle! Kyle, my Hebrew friend!
你看到在下青蛙雨吗? Did you see that it's raining frogs?
是啊 因为法老不同意 希伯来人的要求 Yes. It's because the Pharaoh won't give the Hebrews what we want!
上帝发怒了 God is angry.
所以上帝就下青蛙? So God makes it rain frogs?
对青蛙来说有点残忍啊 Kyle That just seems kind of mean to frogs, Kyle.
上帝就是如此! That's how God is!
要是法老不成全我们 And if Pharaoh doesn't give us what we want,
他就要杀掉埃及人所有的长子 next he's gonna kill all Egyptian firstborn boys!
好 我去跟法老谈谈 Okay, look,
看能不能改变他的想法 I'll talk to the Pharaoh and see if he'll change his mind.
无所谓了 It doesn't matter.
因为上帝要坚定法老的思想 Because God is going to harden Pharaoh's heart!
这话什么意思? - 就是说耶和华(耶和华-希伯来之神) - What does that mean? - It means Jehovah is going to
要用他的力量 阻止法老放我们走 use his powers to keep the Pharaoh from letting us go.
这不太公平吧 Kyle Well, that doesn't seem very fair, Kyle.
既然上帝要法老拒绝 I mean, if God is going to make Pharaoh say no,
那为什么还要因此而惩罚他呢? then why would he punish him for saying no?
上帝就是如此 That's just how God is.
你错了 Kyle 上帝才不是二逼 You're wrong, Kyle! God is not a dick!
老爸 青蛙雨什么时候会停呀 Dad, when's it gonna stop raining frogs?
没事的 儿子 天会放晴的 It'll be okay, my son. The weather will clear.
但我朋友Kyle 他说 But my friend Kyle, he says that
一切麻烦的根源就是 the reason we've had all these plagues and stuff is
你不放犹太人走 because you won't let all the Jews leave.
这是个复杂的政治问题 儿子 It's a complicated political issue, my son.
一个需要时间解决的 经济社会问题 An economic social issue that needs time.
我们不能让他们走 但这难道不跟... We can't let them leave but is it really all that different from
还真有道理 应该没人会否认那件事 Wow, that makes sense. Don't think anyone can deny that.
可怜的青蛙 我真替他们难过 Poor frogs. I feel so badly for them.
但老爸 我朋友Kyle说... But, Dad, my friend Kyle says
如果我们不满足希伯来人的要求 that if we don't do whatever the Hebrews want us to do,
上帝会杀掉埃及的小男孩 God is gonna kill little Egyptian boys.
上帝应该不会这么残忍 儿子 I don't think God would do such a thing, little one.
无论发生什么事 No matter what happens,
我们都不该信奉 希伯来版的上帝 we can't let ourselves believe in the Hebrew version of God.
我们所信奉的上帝 是不会杀害无辜的儿童的 We believe in a just Lord who would never murder innocent children.
我爱你 老爸 I love you, Dad.
我也爱你 儿子 And I love you, son.
我们的爱在滋长 And our love grows...
* 我们的爱在滋长 * And our love grows
- * 如同尼罗圣河 * - * 尼罗圣河 * - Like the mighty river of the Nile - River of the Nile
* 川流不息 * - See it flow - It flow
* 我们将永不分离 * We'll never be apart
* 无所畏惧 因上帝就在身边 * Have no fear, for God is near
* 上帝爱所有的子民 * And God loves all his children
不 No!
Kyle 为什么? 你们在干吗? Kyle, why? What are you doing?
这是上帝的命令 This is what God told us to do!
不 Kyle 我不相信你 - 走着瞧吧 - No, Kyle! I don't believe you! - You'll see!
不 No!
我们是怎么了? What's happening to us?
不 No!
妈 不要让上帝杀我 Mom! Don't let God kill me!
不 No! No!
来份花生酱果冻三明治吧 Care for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
不要 面包是未发酵的 不 不 No! The bread's all flat! No! No!
儿子 我们都错了 我错了 Son! We were wrong! I was wrong!
我们都错了 We were wrong!
对不起 上帝 我发誓我会做犹太人 I'm sorry, God. I'll be Jewish, I promise!
求你不要杀我 不要杀我 不 Please don't kill me! Don't kill me! No!
不 不 面包是未发酵的 不 No! The bread is all flat! No!
不 不 No... no...
苏柏食品卖场 复活节寻蛋活动
当人们在逛卖场时 最在意两件事... There are two things people think about when they are grocery shopping.
趣味和安全 Fun and safety.
在这美丽的复活节清晨 On this beautiful Easter morning,
我们很开心能回馈 南方公园民众的支持 we are thrilled to give back to the people of South Park
因为大家的支持 三年来我们的卖场... who for the third year in a row have made our grocery store
趣味排第四 安全排第六 number four in fun and number six in safety.
开始寻蛋吧 Let the hunt begin.
我还活着 I'm alive!
我还活着 伙计们 I'm alive, you guys.
不知为何 但我还活着 I don't know how, but I'm alive!
你们能相信吗? 简直就是奇迹 Can you believe it? It's a miracle.
大家听好 昨晚我差点死去 Listen, everybody, last night I almost died.
但在逾越节发生了奇迹 But then a Passover miracle happened.
犹柏卡布拉放过了我 The Jewpacabra passed me over,
而耶和华用他的神力 使我安全在床上醒来 and by the power of Jehovah I somehow woke up safely in my bed.
我学到了很多 I learned a big lesson.
这是错的 伙计们 It's wrong, guys.
耶稣并不是因我们的罪过而死 上帝很生气 Christ didn't die for our sins and God is angry.
我们大家该停止这复活节破活动 It's time for us all to stop this Easter ridiculousness,
奉耶和华为上帝 抛弃耶稣 accept Jehovah as our God and deny Christ.
休想毁掉复活节 你个异教徒 Stop trying to ruin Easter, you heathen!
对 - 没错 滚蛋吧 - Yeah! - That's right.
大伙听着... You guys, listen!
我终于明白你的感受了 I finally know how you feel, Kyle.
明知自己的信仰是正确的 却总是受人嘲笑 Knowing your religion is right but being laughed at by everyone else.
我们犹太人还真不好过 It's so hard for us Jews.
但就让那群白痴 But I guess we just have to let stupid people believe
自己白痴去吧 what they are gonna believe.
是啊 Yeah.
我知道你在想什么 Kyle I know what you're thinking, Kyle.
但我现在确实信奉犹太教了 我没撒谎 But I really do believe in Judaism now. I'm not lying.
我知道的 I know you're not.
好 谢啦 Kyle Cool, thanks, Kyle.
对了 Kyle And Kyle...
逾越节快乐 Happy Passover!
逾越节快乐 Cartman Happy Passover, Cartman!
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