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《南方公园》第16季 第05集 South Park Season 16 Episode 05 "巴特蛋克斯" "Butterballs"
I'm going down to south park gonna have myself a time
Friendly faces everywhere humble folks without temptation
Going down to south park gonna leave my woes behind
Ample parking day or night people shouting howdy neighbor
Heading on out to south park gonna see if I can't unwind
I like girls with big vaginas I like girls with big fat titties
Come on down to south park and meet some friends of mine.
不不不 我跟你们讲啊 No, no, no, I'm telling you guys,
现在的MV也就那德行了 music videos have devolved to nothing
尽拍一些美女穿着紧身衣 but pretty girls wearing skin tight clothes
歌唱她们的小妹妹 and singing songs about their vajayjays.
过去还唱点情感问题 It used to be chicks sung about their relationships.
现在全是小妹妹来小妹妹去的了 Now it's all about my vajayjay this and my vajayjay that.
不过 这就是卖点嘛 But clearly that's what sells.
你自己回想嘛 你看过的哪个MV里面 Think about it. When was last time you turn on a music video
没有几只鸡抱着把吉他 and didn't see some chicks drumming guitar
歌唱她们的小妹妹啊 and singing about her vajayjay?
看吧 你们都想不起来了 See? You can't remember it.
大家好哇 Hey, fellows.
你的午饭呢 巴特斯 Where is your lunch, Butters?
没事 我一点都不饿 Oh, it's OK. I'm not hungry anyway.
又被人抢了午饭钱吗 Dude, did the bully took your lunch money again?
是啊 Ya.
这都连着第三天了 That's the third day in a row.
你得跟老师说说 You got to tell a teacher.
算了 我不是大嘴巴 No, I'm not a tattletale.
那就给校长写匿名信吧 Then write to the principal an anonymous letter.
算了 我才不做某某人 No, I'm not an anonymous Andy.
那就找个更凶的恶霸揍他们一顿咯 So just get a bigger bully to beat the bully up.
算了 我可不想大家说我以霸制霸 No, I don't want kids calling me a cliche conflict resolution Kevin.
他说的有道理 He has a point.
那你就忍着吧 巴特斯 Well then you got ride it out, Butters.
忍吧 人时有不顺 但都会过去的 Ya, life sucks at some times but they will all pass.
真不敢相信你们会说这些 I can't believe what I'm hearing.
这就是为什么我们学校欺负人的行为愈演愈烈 This is why bullying is getting worst and worst at our schools.
我们不能坐视不理 We can't all sit by and let it happen anymore.
斯坦 说得好 Good for you Stan.
难得学校里还有你这么有"胆"的男子汉 Nice somebody in this school has some balls.
我也有"蛋" I have balls.
是啊 你有"荷包蛋" Ya, little swishy bubble tea balls.
反正是"蛋" Still balls.
巴特斯 你为什么不和家里人说说呢 Look, Butters. Why don't you just talk to your family about it.
不是说你奶奶这个星期来嘛 You said your grandma is visiting this week.
怎么不和她说说呢 Why don't you try talking to her?
我奶奶 My grandma?
你们的表兄艾伯特和他妻子琳达 Well so then your cousin Elbert, Linda
确实生了两个女儿 actually has two girls now.
一个三岁 另一个估计跟小巴特斯差不多大 One is 3 and the other is about little Butters' age I think.
哎呀 说曹操曹操就到啦 Well, speak of the devil.
巴特斯 你眼睛怎么了 Butters, what happened to your eye?
奶奶 我能跟你说说话吗 Grandma, can I talk to you for a second?
好啊 过来 坐到奶奶旁边来 Well, sure. You come and sit right here next to grammy.
我能单独和奶奶说说话吗 Could I maybe talk to grammy alone?
当然可以 我们去泡点茶 Well, sure, I guess. We will go and make some tea.
太好了 我喜欢喝茶 Awsome, tea would be lovely.
想干嘛 What's up?
你觉得自己挺厉害 You think you're tough?
我只是想叫你别再欺负我了 奶奶 I just don't want you to pick on me no more grandma.
你以为你很厉害嘛 Think you're tough?
你他妈很厉害嘛 You don't look fucking tough.
我没觉得自己厉害 奶奶 I don't think I'm tough, grandma.
是嘛 你就是个小受 No, you're a little faggot.
你还有钱吗 You got any more money?
没了 全都给你了 No, you took it all.
那你怎么不想想法子 Why don't you do something about it?
想想法子啊 小贱货 Do something you little bitch.
奶奶的小贱货 You're grandma's bitch.
来喝茶吧 Here we go.
茶泡好啦 There is the tea.
专门为我泡的茶 太欣慰了 Tea for me, how lucky.
还有你最爱的柠檬棒 And your favorite lemon bars.
太棒了 真是太贴心了 Goodness, what a finest treat this is.
麦基先生 你们学校发生的事情 Mr. Mackey, what is happening here at your school is no different from
在全国各地学校都是很普遍的 what is happening all ore the country.
倚强凌弱就像流行病一样蔓延 Bullying has become a epidemic I'm afraid.
我们恶霸终结者公司正努力阻止它蔓延 We, Bully Buckers trademark, are trying to stap it out.
贵校针对倚强凌弱有何对策 What is your school's policy on bullying?
我们认为倚强凌弱的行为是 是不对的 Oh, well we think that bullying is -- is bad.
我们在学校看到有欺凌同学的现象时 When we see bullying in the school,
我们会告诉学生 we tell the students that, you know,
那是 不对的 that -- that is bad.
贵校的一名学生告诉我们 One of your students told us
他认为贵校的欺凌现象愈演愈烈 he thinks bullying in your school is getting worst.
谁说的 Who said?
他不希望表明身份 He didn't want that disclosed.
那就是某某人啦 He is a little anonymous Andy.
我们希望今天下午为贵校 We would like to have a anti--bullying assembly
召开反校园欺凌大会 with your students this afernoon.
好的 但今天不行啊 Okay. But today is actually bad.
我今天已经准备了一个乐观精神大会 I already have an assembly today on positive thinking.
你觉得当下乐观精神 You believe positive thinking
对学生来说才是重要的吗 is really what's critical in schools right now.
你脑子进水啦 What is wrong with you?
闭嘴 No, shut up.
哪个学校辅导员会对反对 What kind of a counselor says no
召开反校园欺凌的大会 to an anti-bullying campaign.
必须制止校园欺凌现象 Bullying needs to be stopped,
就在今天 今天下午 now, this afternoon.
那个 Well.
你可能只有函授文凭 You may only have a internet degree.
但你难道不能表现得像个辅导员 But why don't you start acting like a school councelor and
而不是个无知落后的呆瓜 not a uninformed backwards little dork.
行吗 Okay?
同学们 请注意 Attention, students.
今天我们将召开一个大会 Today we will have an assembly
主题是倚强凌弱现象 on the subject of bullying.
就这样 Okay.
所有学生都必须出席 The assembly is mandatory.
最好要出席 Better show up.
巴特斯 你奶奶找你 Butters your grandma is looking for you.
我奶奶 My grandma?
她说她在学校后面等你 She said to meet her outside behind the school.
汉了个堡包的 Hamburgers.
蠢货 Hey, twerp.
你告发我了 You went narked on me.
噢 奶奶 Oh, hi grandma.
我听说有人请来了一位反欺凌顾问 I heard somebody brought in an anti-bully counselor.
你以为我不知道是你干的 Thought I wouldn't find out you little nark.
我没有这样做 奶奶 I didn't nark, grandma.
不是我干的 It wasn't me.
看看 这是什么 Oh, look. What is this over here?
这是个告密球 Oh it is a nark puck.
这是要塞进告密者嘴里的东西 This is what narks have to put in their mouth.
哎呀上面全是尿 Oh it's got piss all over it.
不要啊 奶奶 放开我 No, grammy, knock it off.
不要啊 No. Stop it.
吃进去 Put it in your mouth.
给老子吃进去 Put it in your fucking mouth.
你好 Oh, hello.
不好意思 Oh, sorry.
这个厕所不该锁上的 This door isn't supposed to be locked.
不好意思啊 我想上卫生间 I'm sorry. I needed the restroom.
我孙子就带我来这里了 And my grandson brought me to this one.
对吧 巴特斯 Isn't that right, Butters?
是的 Yes.
巴特斯你个蠢货 Butters, goofball.
我带您去女洗手间 女士 I will show you to the girl's room, ma'am.
太感谢了 Thank you so much.
要是你再告密 你他妈就死定了 You nark again and you're fucking dead.
绝逼死翘翘 知道了吗 Fucking dead you got it?
我来了 Opps. Coming.
是什么造就了校园恶霸 What makes a bully?
巴基·百利的恶霸终结者
事实上你们学校的恶霸数量超过你们的想象 The truth is there are more bullies at your school than you even think.
对恶霸放任自流的人等于助纣为虐 The student who let bullying happen is just bad as the bully himself.
出来 洛林 Come out, Lorraine.
我让你们的校友洛林现身说法 I asked your schoolmate Lorraine to help me out.
你在学校受欺负了吗 洛林 Are you bullied in the school, Lorraine?
是的 Yes.
他们损你 给你起外号了吗 Kids pick on you, call you names?
偶尔 Sometimes.
他们都叫你什么了 What kinds of things do they say to you?
恐龙 呆子 Ugly, nerd.
他们是不是说过"这么好看的裤子 Did they say "Nice pants.
你怎么都提到了奶子上了" Why do you wear them up to your tits?"
没有 No.
校园欺凌现象影响甚广 Bullying affects everyone.
只有全校学生团结一致 Only if the entire school is united against it
才能遏制倚强凌弱事件 can bullying ever be stopped.
下去 下去吧 Go, go, get out of here.
我们巴基·百利恶霸终结者公司要做的是 Now what we at Bucky Bailey's Bully Buckers trademark like to do
帮助贵校拍摄反校园欺凌的短片 is get this school to make a anti-bullying video.
有没有哪位同学想要 So who would like to be the young student ditector
担任该片的导演 in charge of our video?
我们需要一位同学成为这场运动的领袖 We just need one student to be the leader of our anti-bullying campaign.
怎么 你们都是胆小鸡吗 What you are? Chicken?
没有人想担任导演吗 Nobody wants to be in charge of the anti-bully video?
我来 我来当导演 I will do it. I will be in charge.
你很牛嘛 You're a big man.
你就想显摆一下自己有多牛吧 You wan to show what a big man you are?
不 我只是觉得校园恶霸已经无法无天了 No, I just…I think bullying has gotten out of hand
必须制止他们了 and it needs to be stopped.
说的好 斯坦 Good for you, Stan.
他真酷 He's cool.
南方公园小学全体学生 倾情奉献
别再欺凌弱小
编剧 斯坦·马什
音乐 斯坦·马什
片头曲演唱 斯坦·马什
知道我讨厌谁吗 You want to know who I hate?
导演 斯坦·马什
我讨厌巴特斯 I hate that kid, Butters.
呆头呆脑的 He's a dork.
没错 咱们找他的岔去 Ya, let's go pick on him.
同学们 别找巴特斯的岔 Hey gays, don't pick on Butters.
那样可不好 That's not cool.
你们不能这么做 You can't do that.
你们知道吗 在美国 Bullying, did you know in America
超过20万的学生因为受欺负 over 200,000 students are afraid
而不敢去上学 to come to school because of bullying?
我们南方公园小学 才不会发生这样的事情 At south park elementary we are better than that.
来 我们一起遏制校园欺凌事件 Come on. Let's put an end to bullying.
从现在开始 Right now.
五六七八 Five six seven eight.
*欺负人不好* Bullying isn't cool*
*欺负人最坏* *Bullying is lame*
*爱欺负遭人厌 名声也不好* Bullying is ugly with a stupid name
*健康世界容不下* *For a healthy world bullying is unfit*
*我知道我们该怎么办* *I think I know what we should do to it (Do do do do to it)*
*讲团结说友爱 爱到倚强凌弱均不再* *Let's get together and make bullying kill itself*
*欺负人 遭人厌* *Bullying is an ugly thing.*
*一起把它推到泥土里* *Let's shove its face in the dirt*
*要让倚强凌弱均不再* *and make bullying kill itself.*
*喜欢我的身体吗 来呀来呀来玩呀* *You like my body. Let's move. Let's play.*
*上下左右随便摸 就是别碰我小妹妹* *You can touch me anywhere but my vajayjay*
*我们可以阻止它* *We can make it stop*
*我们可以赶走它* *We can stop it out*
*我们可以揍得它嚎嚎大哭* *We can beat it until it starts to cry.*
*团结起来对付它* *Let's gang up on it.*
*告诉它 它臭烘烘* *And tell it, it smells*
*狠狠踹它一屁股* *and beat its ass worse*
*要是它还敢废话* *if it ever tell.*
*讲团结说友爱* *Let's all get together*
*爱到倚强凌弱均不再* *to try to make bullying kill itself*
*看着它难过* *It will be fun to see just*
*是多么快乐* *how bad we can make it feel*
*倚强凌弱均不再* *make bullying kill I itself.*
*我心里说着好好好* *My heart says yes, yes, yes*
*小妹妹却说别别别* *but my vajayjay says no.*
*困在黑暗之中* Trapped inside the darkness of my mind*
*我试着逃脱* *I try to break free*
*而闲言碎语却如此锋利* *but words are so unkind.*
*傻逼 癞子 人妖 二货* *Stupid, ugly, pansy, dork.*
拜托你们别这样 You guys. You guys don't do this, please.
我不想拍了 I don't want to do this.
巴特斯 都被你搅和了 Butters, you ruined it.
整个短片就是个长镜头啊 被你给毁了 This is all one long big shot, and you ruined it.
可这样会让对我影响不好啊 But this is just going to make things worse for me.
巴特斯 你是这片子的明星呢 Butters, you're the star of the video.
他不想拍了 He doesn't want to do it, dude.
拜托 你就想被欺负一辈子么 巴特斯 Well, come on. You just want to be bullied your whole life, Butters.
凯尔 Kyle.
凯尔 哥们 你去哪 Kyle, dude, where are you going?
你为什么要这么做 斯坦 Why are you doing this, Stan?
遏制倚强凌弱啊 To stop bullying.
你要遏制倚强凌弱 You're gonna stop bullying?
是的 Yes.
让卡特曼唱他的小妹妹来遏制吗 With Cartman singing about his Vagina.
这是要唤醒大家的觉悟 哥们 It's about awareness. Dude.
你难道不明白这事的重要性吗 Don't you understand how important this is?
倚强凌弱 你知道在美国 Bullying. Do you realize in America
超过20万的学生不敢去上学 就因为... over 200,000 students are afraid to come to school every day --
停 别给我演了 斯坦 Don't, don't act for me, Stan.
真的吗 Really?
这短片的每一分钟 Because every minute I'm watching this video,
都不像是唤醒觉悟的 而更像是关于你的 it's become less about awareness and more about you.
凯尔 我是想改变这一切 Kyle, I'm trying to make a difference.
好吧 Okay.
但小心别变成了"圣地亚哥之脱" Just be careful you don't end up making it "Jack it in San Diego"
"圣地亚哥之脱"意指贾森·罗素 "被遗忘的儿童"公益短片 Kony 2012的制作者 近期被发现在圣地亚哥街头脱衣并自慰
这是毛意思 What the hell dose that mean?
老天啊 琳达 Oh heavens to Betsy, Linda.
这火腿太太太好吃了 This is such a yummy, yummy ham.
我最喜欢吃你做的了 I just love your cooking.
我们家琳达在厨房里总是游刃有余 Our Linda certainly does know her way around a pork.
怎么了 巴特斯 What is the matter, Butters?
没事 爸爸 Nothing, dad.
放了个屁罢了 Just a little gassy.
别冲着奶奶放屁 Oh, don't fart on grandma.
她正在吃火腿 She's trying to enjoy her ham.
好的 爸爸 我不会的 Okay. Dad, I won't.
我去开 I will get it.
琳达 墙上那是新的钟吗 Linda, is that a new clock on the the wall.
没错 Oh, yes.
史蒂芬和我上个月买来的 Steven and I got that last month.
估计是德国出的 It's from Germany, I believe.
我很爱那只可爱的金丝雀和表盘 I just love the cute canary and dial.
每个小时都会叫哦 And every hour, it chimes.
你朋友找你 巴特斯 Your friends want to see you, Butters.
巴特斯 我们有好消息 Dude, Butters, we have awesome news.
一家好莱坞电影公司要买我们的欺凌短片 A hollywood movie company is gonna buy our bullying video.
反欺凌短片吗 真了不起啊 Oh, an anti-bullying video, how adorable.
没错 巴特斯是里面的明星 Yes, Butters is the star.
电影公司想要给他拍照 The movie company wants to do a photo shoot with him
用来做宣传海报 so we can make movie posters.
我懂 太酷了对吧 I know, right.
翻译：百万总舵主 胡好时 鱼骨头
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怎么回事 What is that?
你好啊 Hey.
你拍了个短片 You went and made a video,
还瞒着我卖了它 sold it without letting me know.
拍短片是我的想法 Doing the video was my idea.
这归巴基·百利恶霸终结者公司所有 It's the property of Bucky Baily's Bully Buckers trademark.
听明白了吗 You got that?
我可是千辛万苦拍出来的 很有压力 But I worked hard on it. It's been really stressful.
很有压力 Oh, it's been stressful.
你脑子进水啦 What's wrong with you?
孩子们在学校受欺负 Kids are getting bullied at school,
有了这笔钱 巴基·百利恶霸终结者公司 with this money Bucky Baily's Bully Bastard trademark can finally become
就能成为实至名归的合法组织了 the legit organization it deserves to be.
你真是自私贪婪的猥琐小人 You greedy, selfish, little prick.
怎样 你要哭了吗 Oh, what? You gonna cry?
不 No.
没事你哭啊 No, go ahead, cry.
给我看啊 哭给我看啊 Let me see you. Let me see you cry.
你别无选择 巴特斯 You don't have a choice, Butters.
你必须保卫自己 You have to defend yourself.
但暴力永远不是解决问题的方法 But violence is never the answer.
但她就要杀了你了 But she is gonna kill you,
巴特斯 你知道她会这么做的 Butters. You know she is.
说的对 巴特斯 我别无选择 You're right, Butters. I don't have a choice.
抱歉 奶奶 但这是你自找的 Sorry, grandma, but you brought this on your self.
是时候叫你会会混世魔王了 It's time you met with Chaos.
我再也不会被欺负了 I have been pushed around for the last time.
我来了 魔王给予我力量 Now I'm coming and hell is coming with me.
哟 是咪咪船长啊 Oh, look, it's Captain Pussy.
你是阻止不了我的 咪咪船长 You can't stop me, Captain Pussy.
想都别想 Don't even try.
奶奶 Grandma.
我看到你衣橱里娘泡的服装后 I got inspired when I came across your gay little costume
受到了启发 in your closet.
来吧 咪咪船长 Now come on, Captain Pussy.
这次就准备交出你的小熊软糖吧 Time for you to get your gummy bears.
不要 奶奶 No, grandma, please.
别抢我的小熊软糖 Not gummy bears.
过来 Come here!
奶奶 Ahh! Grandma.
为自己挺身而出啊 Stand up for yourself.
还手啊 Fight back.
你他妈拿出男子汉气概啊 Be a fucking man.
我做不到 I can't.
看来你愿意上缴小熊软糖了 Then it looks like you get gummy bears.
小熊软糖 Gummy bears!
怎么 What's up?
我是尼克·詹姆斯 I'm Nick James,
买下倚强凌弱短片那家电影公司的董事 president of the movie company that bought the bully video.
怎么 斯坦·马什叫你来找我吗 Oh, what? Stan Marsh got you to come talk to me?
真是老套的以霸制霸啊 That little cliche conflict resolution Kevin.
短片是由南方公园小学的学生们策划 That video was conceived, written and directed
编剧并且导演的 by the south park student body.
明白了吗 You got that?
那是我的主意 It was my idea
是我让学生们去拍那个短片 I told the students to make the video
而且我参与了全部制作 and I produced the entire thing.
短片里应该有我的名字 I deserve my name on it.
问题就在美国观众根本不会关心 Yeah. The only problem is that America doesn't give a shit
留着袋鼠船长头的破男人 about a man with a captain kangaroo hair cut.
他们想看的是孩子们自己做出来的 They want to believe kids do something on their own.
这是我们的律师拟好的禁令函 Here's a cease-and-desist letter from our lawyers.
如果你敢对这个短片提出任何要求 if you ever claim any of the shit of the video,
我们就告到你倾家荡产 we will sue you for everything you have.
这本应该是巴基·百利恶霸终结者公司 This was gonna be the thing that finally make Bully Buckers trademark
成为一个全国性机构的机会 a national organization.
你要哭鼻子吗 Oh, you gonna cry?
可别顶着你那头 Don't cry or walk back
袋鼠船长寡妇发型哭着回去 with your widow captain kangaroo haircut.
很好 就贴这里 不错 Okay, cool. Hold it right there. Cool.
请问 你们在我的柜子上做什么 Excuse me, what are you doing in my locker?
我们在贴海报 凯尔 We're putting up movie posters, Kyle.
明天就首映了 The premier's tomorrow.
但既然你退出了短片制作 But since you walked out of the video,
你就不用来了 you don't get to come.
我才不想去你们那傻逼电影首映 I don't want to go to your stupid movie premiere.
还有 别贴我柜子上 And don't tape that to my locker!
天哪 Oh, God.
怎么了 凯尔 What's up, Kyle?
你为什么要侮辱我们的影院首映 Why're you trying to trash talk our theatrical release?
你真觉得这对巴特斯好吗 Do you really think that this is good for Butters
把他当做受欺负的孩子 贴的到处都是 to have his face put all over signs of the poster child of bullying?
巴特斯可欣然接受了 哥们 Butters is totally fine with it, dude.
对 可是巴特斯才十岁 Yeah, well, Butters is ten.
他不知道什么对他有利 He doesn't exactly know what's best for him.
你也不知道 And neither do you.
好了 凯尔 够了 Alright, Kyle, that's enough.
我不会任你欺负的 I'm not going to be bullied by you, okay?
什么 是你把我叫到厕所的 What? You were waiting for me in the bathroom.
对诶 Oh, ya.
听着 这事越来越离谱了 Look, this is all getting way too big.
告诉影片公司 你的短片不卖了 Tell the movie studio you aren't selling the video to them.
这段短片能改变大家对倚强凌弱的看法 This video can change how people think about bullying.
人人都该看一遍 凯尔 It needs to be seen by everybody, Kyle.
如果人人都该看的话 If it needs to be seen by everybody,
你怎么不把它免费发到网上 then why don't you put it on the Internet for free?
怎么 Well?
什...什么问题来着 What, what is the question again?
如果你真觉得所有美国孩子 If you really think every kid in America
都该看你的反欺凌短片 should see your anti-bullying movie,
为什么不把它免费发到网上 then why don't you put it on the Internet for free?
去...出去 凯尔 我要上厕所呢 Go-- get out of here, Kyle. I'm trying to go to the bathroom.
行 Fine.
不过等你脱光了站在圣地亚哥撸管 But when you're naked and jack it in San Diego,
别找我帮忙 don't ask me for help.
他为啥一直说这个 Why does he keep saying that?
奥兹博士秀
众所周知 校园欺凌事件日渐成为一种流行病 We all know that bullying is becoming an epidemic.
如同艾滋病一样 欺凌事件逐年增多 Like AIDS, bullying is escalating
在男性之间传播最为广泛 and it spread mostly by penis'.
而现在 几个小学生拍了一个短片 But now, a few school kids are trying to make a difference
想借此消灭校园欺凌现象 with a video to make bullying kill itself.
坐在我身边的是影片导演 I'm joined by the film's director as well
以及影片主角 这个弱弱的小男孩 as the weak little boy who is the main subject to the film.
斯坦 恭喜你大获成功 Stan, congratulations on all your success.
我只是受不了巴特斯之类人被呼来喝去 Well, I just got tired of seeing people like Butters getting pushed around
我意识到我必须做点什么 and I knew I had to do something about it.
那你呢 And how about you?
你想对欺负你的人说些什么 What would you like to say to your bully out there?
呃 没啥要说的 Oh, ur, nothing.
说吧 替所有受过欺负的人说句话吧 Come on, this is for everybody who's been a victim.
你想对全美的校园恶霸们说什么 What do you want to say to bullys all across America?
说吧 快说 Go ahead, right now.
说呀 Say it.
别...别逼让我在你们的电视节目里 Stop-- stop trying to make me say things
说我不想说的话 I don't want to on your TV show.
听见了吗 恶霸们 Do you hear that, bullys?
别逼小孩子在你们的节目上说话 Stop make kids say things on your TV shows.
你还想说什么 巴特斯 What else do you want to say, Butters?
拜托 放过我吧 Please, leave me alone.
放过他吧 Leave him alone.
可是这没用 是不是 巴特斯 That doesn't work, does it, Butters?
对 没用 No, it doesn't.
告诉我们坏孩子具体是怎么欺负你的 Tell us the graphic detail what the bully does to you.
别问了 Stop it.
说吧 这可是为了美国 Come on, this is for America.
你知不知道在美国 Do you realize that in America--
有20多万学生因为怕受欺负不敢上学 over 200,000 students are afraid to go to school because of bullying?
你漠不关心吗 有点同情心吧 Don't you care? You'd better care.
你脑子进水了吗 What the hell were you thinking?
全世界都看到了 你片子里的受害者 Everyone just saw that the bully victim in your movie
其实是个暴力狂 is actually a violent psychopath.
我又不知道 I didn't know.
这要毁了我们票房的 This could kill our box office.
人们会追着我们 People are going to come after us
指责我们没查证事实 saying we didn't check our facts.
又不是我打了奥兹博士 别对我发火 I didn't beat up Dr. Oz. Don't be mad at me.
都是你的二逼电影 It's your fucking movie.
这下我得加班加点搞营销 Now I'm gonna have to work overtime with marketing
确保人们对受害者仍旧保持同情 to make sure people still sympathize with our victim.
神哪 滚出老子的办公室 Jesus. Just get the fuck out of here.
我得上趟厕所 I gotta go to the bathroom.
孩子 你可听过地狱一说 My child, have you ever heard of a place called hell?
那里有无尽的烈火 会很痛很痛的 It's eternal fire and it's gonna hurt real bad.
你想怎么样 哭吗 What are you going to do, cry now?
奶奶 我做到了 奶奶 Grandma? I did it, grandma.
我终于奋起反抗了一次 I finally stood up for myself.
我变得很凶 打得奥兹博士鼻青脸肿 I got real mean and beat the snot out of Dr. Oz.
不瞒你说 一开始还感觉不错 I can't lie, it felt kind of good at first.
但后来就只剩下空虚和罪恶 But since then I have this kind of dark empty feeling.
我突然明白 这也是你的感受 自始至终 Then I realized that's how you must feel, all the time.
可怜的老奶奶 Poor old grandma.
要知道 很多人给我建议 告诉我怎么办 You know, I've been given lots of advice on how to deal with you.
要我反抗你 Stand up to you.
或者告发你 Tell on you.
但我明白了 像你一样的人很多 But I kind of realize there're just people like you out there,
遍地皆是 all over the place.
当你还是个孩子 When you're a kid,
会觉得自己永远是受欺负的 things seem like they are gonna last forever,
其实不是 but they're not.
生命无常 Life changes.
你不会一直都在 You won't always be around.
有一天你会死去 Some day you're gonna die.
这一天并不遥远 Some day pretty soon.
而当你躺在病床上 And when you're laying in the hospital bed,
脸上挂着鼻涕 with tubes up your nose,
屁股下面放着尿盆 and that little pan under your butt to pee in,
我会来看你的 I'll come visit you.
我会让你看到 我依然快乐的活着 I'll come just to show you that I'm still alive and I'm still happy.
你会死去 除去躯壳一无所有 And you're dying being nothing but you.
晚安 奶奶 Good night, grandma.
拜托 Come on.
哥们 怎么回事 Dude, what's going on?
你没听说吗 You didn't hear?
现在美国上下都知道巴特斯是个暴力狂 Now that America knows Butters was actually a violent psychopath
他们说你拍了部狗臭屁短片 they're saying you made a bull crap bully video.
什么 那影片公司怎么说 What? What's the movie studio saying about it?
影片公司撤出了 制作人临阵倒戈 The studio backed out. The producer had a change of heart.
切 Boo.
你把我们弄得就像没同情心的白痴 You made us look like uncaring idiots.
就是 切 Yeah, boo.
我怎么会知道巴特斯其实是暴力狂 How was I supposed to know Butters was actually a violent psychopath?
切 Boo.
16小时之前我还人见人爱 Everyone loved me 16 hours ago.
斯坦 斯坦 好吧 美国广播公司来电 Stan? Stan, okay, ABC called.
奥兹博士要起诉你和我们整个学校 And Dr. Oz is suing you and our entire school.
你准备怎么办 What are you going to do?
我想 我只剩一个选择了 I guess, there is only one thing left for me to do.
圣地亚哥国际机场
*趁着阳光灿烂 我要尽情撸管* * I'm gonna' jack it where the sun always shines *
*他要撸管* * He's gonna jack it *
欢迎来到圣地亚哥 海拔11 人口118300 美国最好城市
*字字句句犹在 我要放松心态* * Been spreading the word and now I need to ease my mind *
*趁着苹果成熟 播种苹果种子* * Been planting apple seeds and while the apples grow *
*我要出去撸管 就在圣地亚哥* * I'm gonna go out jackin' it in San Diego *
*撸啦啦 撸啦啦 撸啦啦啦* * Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack *
*撸啦啦 撸啦啦 撸啦啦啦* * Spankin' it, jackin' it, spankety-smack *
*上衣要脱掉 裤子要脱掉* * I don't need no shirt no gonna' take them pants right off *
*晴天太阳照 内裤也不要* * On such a bright day, who needs underwear or socks *
*上帝的国度 一事要明了* * Been around god's country and there's one thing I know *
*撸管何处去 圣地亚哥好* * There's no better place for jackin' it than San Diego *
*撸啦啦 撸啦啦 撸啦啦啦* * Jack it, jack it, jackety-jack *
*撸啦啦 撸啦啦 撸啦啦啦* * Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack *
*撸啦啦 撸啦啦 撸啦啦啦* * Jack it, jack it, jackety-jack *
*上帝之手* * JACKING FOR THE LORD *
杰瑞·桑德斯 圣地亚哥市长
*快来圣地亚哥 此处风光无限好* * Come to San Diego, there's so much to see *
*从米森湾粼粼的温泉码头* * From the sparkling waters of Mission Bay *
*到古镇里热乎的玉米饼皮* * to the warm tortillas of Old Town *
*经过一天的观光* * And after a day of sightseeing *
*何不到美丽的城市街头撸一管* * why not try spankin' it on one of our city streets *
*来圣地亚哥 放松身心* * San Diego, come, take a load off *
*撸啦啦 撸啦啦 撸啦啦啦* * Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack *
*撸啦啦 撸啦啦 撸啦啦啦* * Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack *
*撸啦啦 撸啦啦 撸啦啦啦* * A-whackin' it, whackin' it, whackety-whack *
*撸啦啦 撸啦啦 撸啦啦啦* * Spankin' it, jerkin' it, smackety-smack *
*街边汽车驶过 鸣笛说哈喽* * The cars are passing me by they honk and say hello *
*那货在撸管* * Hey, that guy's jackin' it *
*从他家的窗口 拍部小电影* * From his window there's a guy shootin' video *
*撸管小电影* * video of them jackin' it *
*如果上帝敲响 我的房门口* * And if the good lord Jesus comes knocking on my do' *
*告诉他说撸管 去圣地亚哥* * Just tell him that I'm jackin' it in San Diego *
*撸啦啦 撸啦啦 撸啦啦啦* * Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack *
*撸啦啦 撸啦啦 撸啦啦啦* * Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack *