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《南方公园》第16季 第07集 South Park Season 16 Episode 07 "卡特曼寻爱记" "Cartman Finds Love"
I'm going down to south park gonna have myself a time
Friendly faces everywhere humble folks without temptation
Going down to south park gonna leave my woes behind
Ample parking day or night people shouting howdy neighbor
Heading on out to south park gonna see if I can't unwind
I like girls with big vaginas I like girls with big fat titties
Come on down to south park and meet some friends of mine.
同志们 同志们 Fellows...fellows...
同志们 同志们 Fellows...ahh..fellows...
怎么了 What?
猜玛丽·布洛夫斯基跟我说了啥 Guess what Mary Broflovski just told me?
说啥了 What?
猜嘛 Guess!
你说就是了 巴特斯 Just tell us, Butters.
今天学校新来了个女同学 There is a new girl that started school here today,
而且她还进了啦啦队 and she's joining the cheer leading squad.
我们的啦啦队有新队长了 长啥样 Oh, we have a new cheerleader? What she look like?
是啊 她长啥样 Yeah, what does she look like?
行了行了 Alright, guys, alright.
如果学校来了个新女生 If there is a new girl in our school,
我们才不要为了争夺她 we're not gonna start putting claims on her and
而勾心斗角 getting into a big fight.
她喜欢谁是她的自由 It's gonna be her choice who she likes the most.
就是她 There she is.
天呐 托肯 你鸡冻了吗 Oh my gosh, Token, are you stoked?
不错嘛 托肯 Ah, that's awesome, Token.
真为你感到高兴 I'm happy for you.
为我高兴干什么 Why? Why are you happy for me?
兄弟 说真的 Dude, I'm being seriously.
你们在一起肯定很搭 You will be really cute together.
你打算跟她说点啥 What are you going to say to her?
啥也不说 Nothing.
搞什么 What the...
哎哟 托肯羞羞了 Oh, Token is shy.
天哪 真可爱 Oh my God. That is adorable.
我们现在看到的是世界历史中类似于 And so what we start to see now is a pattern in world history
古希腊和古罗马的一种模式 much like the Greeks and the Romans.
还记得有七个家族吗 Remember that there were 7 families
他在说《冰与火之歌》
他们为了掌控维斯特洛而斗争 fighting for control of the land of Westeros?
维斯特洛的国王是谁 The king of Westeros was who?
罗伯特·拜拉席恩 Robert Baratheon
他邀请艾德 也就是史塔克公爵 and he asked Eddard, also known as, of course, lord Stark,
担任首相一职 to serve as hand of the king.
你们还记得史塔克公爵接受了 You remember that lord Stark accepted,
女王的家族 兰尼斯特家族 of couse, the queen's family, that's the Lannister.
喂 托肯 喂喂 Dude, Token. Token, dude.
托肯 上啊 快上啊 哥们 Token. Go ahead, go ahead, dude.
托肯 看这边 Token. Get in there.
能给老子闭嘴嘛 Will you shut the hell up?
托肯 要我帮你传她颗软糖么 Token, you want me to pass her a jelly bean?
不要 No.
啥 Huh?
不要 No!
托肯 有什么问题吗 Token, is there a problem?
他只是有点不舒服 加里森老师 He is just a little sick, Mr. Garrison.
他勃起了 He has got boneritus.
你们说是不是啊 Right, guys?
注意听讲 Everyone pay attention.
今天我要说的是 Now what I want to get into
在北境发生的事情 today is what was going on in the north.
托肯 喂喂喂 Token, dude, dude, dude.
我猜是凯利告诉了斯塔西她没被邀请 So then Kelly, I guess, told Stacy she wasn't invited.
于是斯塔西生我们气了 So now Stacy is pissed at us.
我能跟你们谈谈吗 Guys, can I talk to you.
谈什么 Why?
就说几句 Just can I talk to you real quick?
新来的女同学怎么说起托肯的 What kind of stuff is the new girl saying about Token?
为什么要说到托肯 About Token, why?
托肯是个很害羞的孩子 Well, Token is really shy.
所以我算是代表他... So I'm just here sort of on his behalf to...
你懂的... You know --
托肯喜欢妮科尔吗 Token likes Nichole?
当然啦 Ya, of course.
她应该还不知道 Oh, ya. I don't think she has any idea.
你们能不能跟她说说 那个啥 Ya, so could you guys let her know that, you know,
叫她主动一点点 she might have to make the first move?
好啊 Okay.
谢谢啦 Thanks, you guys.
一 二 三 四 One, two, three, four.
对不起啦 贝贝 Sorry Bebe.
没关系啦 That's okay.
妮科尔 你猜怎么着 So, Nichole, guess what?
已经有个男生喜欢上你了 One of the boys here already has a crush on you.
天啊 是谁 Oh my gosh, who?
托肯咯 That boy Token.
他人很好的 妮科尔 Oh, he's really nice, Nichole.
我跟他谈过一阵子呢 I dated him for a little while.
没错 没错 Ya, ya.
主动点吧 妮科尔 Go for it, Nichole.
哎呀 谢谢你们 但说实话 Oh geez, thanks, you guys. But to be totally honest,
我觉得另一个男生可爱一点 I kindda think this other boy is cute.
谁呀 谁呀谁呀谁呀 Who, who, who, who, who.
穿橘色外衣戴绿色帽子的那个 That kid with the orange coat and green hat.
你是说凯尔吗 Oh, you mean Kyle?
对 Ya.
凯尔 Kyle.
什么 凯尔 What, Kyle?
妮科尔爱凯尔 Nichole loves Kyle.
妮科尔和凯尔在树梢 Nichole and Kyle sitting in a tree.
哎呀天哪把嘴咬 K-I-S-S-O-M-G.
别说了 只是有一点点喜欢啦 Shut up, you guys. It's just a crush.
妈了个逼的 Mother fucker.
我们鼓掌骄傲地跳 We are applause, proud and true.
加油南方公园快快快 Come on, South Park, move move move.
南方小牛向前冲 Go Cows.
你好 妮科尔 是吧 Hey, Nichole, right?
是啊 Ya.
能过来聊两句吗 就两句 Can I talk to you for a second, just for a second, right over here?
那个 听传闻你对凯尔有意思是吧 Listen, I heard through the grapevine that you've got a thing for Kyle?
天哪 谁跟你说的 Oh no, who told you that?
传闻而已 Just, the grapevine.
有个事你该了解一下 Um, there's something you should probably know.
真难开口 Man, this is hard.
是这样 我跟凯尔其实是 一对儿 The thing is, me and Kyle are kind of, you know, together?
对 他是我男人 Yeah, he's my man.
我比凯尔更开放 不过 I'm more out than Kyle is, but...
他害羞 所以到学校就假装跟我不是一对 it sucks because he acts like we're not a couple at school
真是太挫了 不过呢 because he's embarassed, but...
回到家之后 他就是我最亲爱的男朋友了 we get home and he's the best boyfriend I've ever had.
真是不好意思了 不过我完全尊重这个 I'm sorry. I totally respect that.
多谢告诉我 Hey, thanks a lot for telling me.
没事 就是 Cool, just, you know,
别碰我 我不喜欢妹子 这样我很不适应 don't touch me 'cause I'm not into girls, so it kind of grosses me out.
不好意思啊 Oh, I'm sorry.
没关系 Yeah, kewl.
总之谢谢你 然后 Anyway, thanks a lot and just, you know,
离我男人远点 贱人 stay away from my man, bitch.
嘿 我就想跟你说声 Hey, uh, I just wanna let you know,
如果你想找人谈谈心 if you ever need somebody to talk to,
可以找我 I'm here.
谢了 Oh, thanks.
兄弟们 那个新来的妹子喜欢我 Dude, that new girl is into me.
巴特斯 巴特斯 Butters, Butters.
下了体育课之后 At the end of PE class,
告诉妮科尔体育老师要她送几条毛巾 tell Nichole that the gym teacher wants some towels
到男更衣室去 delivered to the boys' locker room.
为啥 How come?
这么说好了 明天这个时候 Let's just say that by this time tomorrow,
托肯和妮科尔就差不多生米煮成熟饭了 Token and Nichole are gonna be practically married.
你确定吗 埃里克 Are you sure, Eric?
我是说 也许他们相互不感冒呢 I mean, maybe they just aren't meant for each other.
不不 爱情就像拉便便 巴特斯 No no. Love is like taking a dump, Butters.
有时候便便自己会出来 Sometimes it works itself out,
可是有时候 你得稍微嗯嗯一下用点力 but sometimes, you've gotta give it a nice hard slimy push.
妮科尔 教练要你把这些送到男更衣室 Nichole, the coach wants you to take these to the boys locker room.
是吗 Oh, he does?
好吧 Okay.
兄弟们 兄弟们快出去 Guys! Guys, get outside!
蝙蝠侠战车来了 It's the Batmobile!
蝙蝠侠战车啊兄弟们 Batmobile, you guys!
哪儿呢 Where?
我咋没看到蝙蝠侠战车 I don't see a Batmobile.
有人吗 Hello?
天哪 真抱歉 Oh gosh, I'm so sorry!
大家都去哪了 Where is everybody?
什么情况 What is going on?
教练让我... Coach wanted me to...
抱歉 I'm sorry.
喂喂姑娘们 Hey guys. Guys!
等一下 Hold up.
你们是妮科尔的朋友吧 You're kind of friends with that Nichole girl, right?
是呀 Ya.
那她喜欢什么 你们知道不 Well, what kind of stuff does she like, do you know?
她喜欢电影 猫咪 She likes movies, cats.
她喜欢篮球 She likes basketball.
好啊 她喜欢篮球吗 Oh cool, she likes basketball?
太棒了 多谢了 That's perfect, thanks you guys.
凯尔 我们要去大卖场 Hey Kyle, we were headed over to the mall.
一起去吗 You wanna go with us?
现在没空呀 Uh, can't right now,
改天吧 再见啦 but maybe another time. See ya!
看样子他喜欢上妮科尔了 Guess he has a crush on Nichole.
我可不觉得 听说凯尔喜欢同性呢 I don't think so. I heard Kyle swings for the same team.
真的吗 Really?
太棒了 It's perfect.
我可以带她看球赛 I can take her to a basketball game.
哥们 我不知道怎么了 貌似最近 Man, I don't know what's happening, but it seems like
所有妹子都对我有兴趣 all of the girls are kind of into me lately.
里面有人呢 Hey, in here.
你觉得看门的还在吗 You think the janitors are still here?
别担心 不会有事的 Don't worry. It's gonna be okay.
我们有水源 没准谁 We've got water, and, and maybe somebody
还会留下些吃的 even left some food laying around.
走吧 Come on.
看呢 Look.
有人留下了熟食拼盘 Someone left a deli platter.
还有棋盘游戏 还有按摩油 And board games, and massage oil.
不错 Oh, good.
今天晚上过得可真有意思啊 Well, that was sure a interesting night.
没错 It sure was.
谢谢你 让我在里面有安全感 Hey, thanks a lot for making me feel safe in there.
没有你会很恐怖的 That could have been really scary.
是啊 现在一切结束了 Yeah. Now that it's over,
我觉得还挺有趣的 I guess it was kind of fun.
对 可不是嘛 Ya, it kind of was.
或许 我不好说 Maybe, I don't know.
或许咱们明天可以一起吃午饭 Maybe we should get should lunch tomorrow.
天哪 太配了 Oh my god, so cute.
-我看行 -好 - I'd like that. - Cool.
多谢了 Well, thanks again.
天哪 Ahhh, my gosh.
我们做到了 埃里克 We did it, Eric.
我们为他们彼此找到一缕阳光 We found them each other a ray of sunshine.
你是我的一缕阳光 丘比特曼 You're my ray of sunshine, Cupid-Me.
*我看到你眼里的疑惑* * I see the questions in your eyes *
*我知道你心里的顾虑* * I know what's weighing on your mind *
*你可以相信我清楚自己* * You can be sure I know my heart *
*因为我时刻陪伴着你* * 'cause I'll stand beside you through the years *
*只会让你喜极而泣* * You'll only cry those happy tears *
*即使我犯了错* * And though I make mistakes *
*也不会伤你的心* * I'll never break your heart *
*我对空中的月亮和星星发誓* * I swear by the moon and the stars in the sky *
*我会在你身旁* * I'll be there *
*我发誓会如影随形陪伴你* * I swear like a shadow that's by your side *
*别声张 妹子* * Keep it down, girl *
*我会在你身旁* * I'll be there *
*无论甘苦* * For better or worse *
*至死不渝* * Till death do us part *
*我会用每一次黑人心跳来爱你* * I'll love you with every black beat of my hearts *
*我发誓* * And I swear *
*我发誓* * I swear *
*是 我发誓* *Ya, I swear*
*千真万确 海枯石烂* *Straight up what to do*
翻译：胡好时 鱼骨头 melont foxap
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你看到了没 本来托肯要推她玩秋千 Did you see that, Token was gonna push her.
但换作给她挠痒痒了 But he tickled her instead.
老兄 你为什么对人家的关系这么感兴趣 Dude, why are you so into their relationship?
我也不知道 就是太美好了 I don't know it's just so perfect.
娘了个稀屁的 You mother fucker!
凯尔 疼死我了 kyle, Jesus christ.
你为什么和大家说 我们是好基友 What the hell are you doing telling people we're a gay couple?
道听途说的 是不是 Oh, heard that through the grapevine, did you?
新来的女孩喜欢我 所以你就骗她是吧 The new girl likes me, and so you lied to her.
必须有人插手这事 凯尔 Sombody had to intervene, Kyle!
你阻碍了托肯和妮可的发展 他俩才是一对 You're standing in the way of Token and Nicole. They belong together!
两个人是同样的种族 并不意味着 Just because two people are the same race doesn't mean
他们就是一对啊 你个种族歧视死... they belong together. You fat racist piece of...
我是种族歧视者吗 我是吗 Oh I'm a racist huh? I'm a racist.
这是自然规律 凯尔 It how nature works, Kyle.
看 那卢克·考维纳和玛丽亚·桑切斯呢 Look, what about Luke Covina and Maria Sanchez?
难道他们在一起也是巧合吗 Is it a coincidence they ended up together?
我听说之所以他们在一起 Actually I heard they're together
是因为几个月前他们被关在体育馆里过夜 coz they got locked in the school gym overnight a few months ago.
真的吗 我还没听说过 Oh, did they? I haven't heard about that.
那也是我俩搞的 记得吗埃里克 That was us, remember Eric?
小点声 丘比特曼 Quiet, Cupid me.
-什么 -没什么 - What? - Nothing.
谁是丘比特曼 Who is Cupid me?
没谁 Nobody.
你必须告诉所有人你撒了谎 我们不是一对 You are gonna tell everyone that you lied and we aren't a couple!
为什么 凯尔 你想要坏了人家的好事吗 Why Kyle? So you can ruin things for Token and Nichole?
看他们多幸福啊 Look at how happy they are!
你是想破坏他们 还是你仇视基佬 Is it that you want to ruin that or are you just homophobic?
我靠 God damn it!
妮科尔 Nichole.
你妈妈跟我说 你在学校交了男朋友 Your mother tells me that you already have a boyfriend at school.
他叫托肯 His name is Token.
他人很好 He's really nice.
很好 但你妈告诉我这男生是...黑人 That's good but your mother tells me that this boy is...black.
所以呢 So?
妮可 只是 虽然你是黑人 Well, Nichole it's just, you know just because you're black
但不意味着你只能和黑人男生约会啊 doesn't mean you can only date black boys.
就是有点怪 我们刚刚搬到一个陌生的社区 It's just a little weird that we moved to this whole new place
你马上又爱上另一个黑人了 and you immediately drown to the one other black person.
别说了 威廉 Oh stop, William.
她和黑人约会没什么不对的 There's nothing wrong with her dating a black person.
我不是说这不对 I'm not saying it's wrong.
只是 她要应付那些种族歧视的人 I'm just saying, she's gonna have to deal with racist people out there.
人们转头看你们 然后说 People turning their heads and saying
"哦 快看那两个黑人在一起了" "Oh look at the two black people together".
"很搭嘛" "That figures."
不是那样的 爸爸 It's not like that, dad.
我们只是碰巧相互喜欢 We just happen to like each other.
我知道这个巧合好像有点怪 I Know it seems like a strange coincidence.
但巧合就是巧合 But it really is a coincidence.
我们很为你高兴 宝贝 And we are very happy for you, sweetheart.
来 多吃点火鸡 Here, Have some more turkey.
是啊 尝尝这些白肉 Yeah just try the white meat.
我知道有点难以下咽 但是还有很多哦 I know It's a little dry but there's a lot more of it.
快点 Come on!
别人也要上厕所啊 知道吗 Other people have to use the bathroom, you know!
里面的人能不能快点 Can you hurry up in there?
嘻嘻 Teee, teee.
天啊 丘比特曼 你在里面生孩子啊 Jesus Christ Cupid me, are you giving birth in there?
不好意思啦 Sorry.
丘比特曼 臭死我了 你他妈吃什么了 That's oh...oh Cupid me, sick! What the fuck you've been eating?
嘻嘻 Teee.
靠 至少冲个马桶啊 Dude at least flush the toilet.
太可爱啦 是心形巧克力诶 Oh it's cute. It's little chocolate hearts.
你就是我的小太阳 You're my charm of sunshine.
你也是我的小太阳 You're my charm of sunshine.
过来 小太阳 Come here, you!
我要抓到你 I am going to get you.
我差点就抓到你了 差点 I almost got you almost.
一切还好吗 埃里克 Everything okay, sweetie?
好得不能再好了 妈妈 Everything's great, mom!
给我回来冲马桶 小傻瓜 Come back here and flush the toilet, you silly.
送给我的 小可爱
因为 黑人 属于彼此
天哪 Oh, no.
托肯 Hey, Token.
妮科尔 Hey, Nichole.
我可以跟你说几句话吗 Can I talk to you for a sec?
好啊 怎么了 Sure, what's up?
那个 我觉得 这样还是不行 Listen I-I don't think this is going to work out.
真的对不起 I'm so sorry.
只是 我觉得并不是同一类人 知道吗 It's just, I don't believe we're really on the same page, you know?
好吧 Okay.
我觉得你人很好 I think you're really great.
只是我们... We just...
我觉得你也人很好 I think you're really great.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
是啊 我也很抱歉 Ya, I'm sorry too.
回头见了 I'll see you around.
好吧 Okay.
这不公平 It's not fair.
他们本来那么...幸福 They were so...happy.
会好起来的 埃里克 It's gonna be okay, Eric.
不会好起来的 It's not gonna be okay.
为什么会分手啊 Why did they break up?
他们这么喜欢对方 They were meant for each other.
他们会从别人那找到真爱的 They'll find love somewhere else.
不 不会的 No, they won't.
会的 Yes, they will.
不会的 你妈了个逼的巴特斯 蠢货 No they won't. Fuck you Butters, you're an asshole.
看起来有人需要一点阳光之箭了 Looks like somebody could use a little arrow of sunshine.
还有你 我就不应该相信你 And you! I should have never believed in you.
还有谁 埃里克 And who, Eric?
我再也不想见到你了 I never want to see you again!
你他妈的阳光就给老子去死吧 Hey, you're sunshine and fucking die!
嗨 哥们 Hey, man.
-你还好吗 -还好 - You okay? - Ya.
发生什么了 What happened?
不能继续了 Just didn't work out?
是 我想是这样 Ya, I guess.
所以你们俩彻底分手了吗 So, you guys are totally broken up then?
-完全结束了吗 -是 - It's...done? - Ya.
那她会开始和其他人约会了吗 So then, she's going to be seeing other people?
她差不多可以被约了吗 She's sort of available?
是 我们结束了 Ya, we're through.
所以也就是 如果另一个人介入 So, theoretically if someone was to step in,
是可以的对吧 it would be okay?
不好意思 凯尔 我只喜欢姑娘 I'm sorry, Kyle. I like girls.
我靠 搞什么飞机 Dude, what the fuck?
广告之后请继续观看杰弗逊一家 We'll be back with more of the Jeffersons right after this.
我工作很给力 I work hard.
所以我需要同样给力的泻药 So I need a laxative that works hard too.
我不能在工作时便秘 I can't be constipated on the job.
所以我用开塞露 That's why I need Soft-Serve.
有时候便秘 光用力是不够的 Because when I'm constipated sometimes even a hard push isn't enough.
别放弃 Don't give up.
回去再试试 Get back in there, get to work.
便便越难拉越要拉 When the going gets tough, the tough gets going!
没错 That's right.
真对不起 我不该怀疑你的 I'm so sorry I shouldn't have doubted you.
请回来吧 Please come back.
我知道我有点暴躁 但是 I know I got a little angry. But...
我信任你 I believe in you.
你听见了吗 You hear me.
我真的信任你 I believe in you.
你才不信呢 No, you don't.
真的 丘比特曼 Yes, I do, Cupid me.
爱情是世界上最美妙的感觉 Love is the bestest feeling in the world.
我相信你能改变一切的 I believe you can change everything.
你才不信呢 No, you don't.
求求你了 我一个人干不了 Please, I can't do this alone.
他们需要我们 They need us.
我需要你 我的闪闪小星星 I need you, my little flicker of twinkle stars.
别这样 Stop it.
来吧 小星星 我们有活儿可干了 Come on, twinkle stars, we have work to do.
我能和妮科尔说两句话么 Hi, can I speak to Nichole, please?
这很重要 It's very important.
抱歉 她去看丹佛掘金队的比赛了 I'm sorry, but she's at the Denver Nuggets' game.
丹佛掘金队的比赛 Denver Nuggets' game?
是的 和一个不错的白种犹太男孩一起 Yes, she went with a nice white jewish boy.
不 No!
欢迎来到今天 Welcome to today's match up
丹佛掘金队和洛杉矶快船队的比赛现场 between the Denver Nuggets and the Los Angeles Clippers.
现在将要为大家演唱国歌的是 And now here to sing the national anthem
乡村音乐巨星布莱德·佩兹利 country music star Brad Paisley.
*啊 在晨曦初现时 你可看见* *Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early light*
*是什么让我们如此骄傲* *What so proudly we hail'd*
*在黎明的最后一道曙光中欢呼* *at the twilight's last gleaming*
*是谁的旗帜在激战中始终高扬* *Whose broad stripes and bright stars...*
不 Noooo!
现在出现在赛场中央的是 Now get fans please direct your attention to center court and
口臭儿童学校的校长 the president of halitosis kids,
他诚邀大家一起观看丹佛掘金队的比赛 who invites you to join the Denver Nuggets
并帮助更多天生口臭的孩子们 and fight against more born halitosis children.
在这里将要为所有 Here to attempt a 3-point shot
终身口臭患者投一个三分球的是 for adolescents with permanently bad breath is
口臭儿童的典型代表史黛西·马伦伯格 the poster child for halitosis kids Stacy Mullenburg.
不错的尝试 And a good try.
不 Noooo!
请出示您的票 Tickets please.
没时间了 No time.
不 Noooo!
准备争球了 We're all set for the tap-off.
注意 请大家注意 Attention, attention, please.
我在这里对所有那些刚刚结束了 This is a message for all of you out there
一段感情的人说两句 who have just ended a relationship.
有时 爱情很艰辛 Sometimes love is hard
但你不能因为艰辛就逃避 but you can't just run away from it.
若你想要修成正果 When you start to have something special
那就必须努力经营 you have to work at it.
即使似乎整个世界都在反对 Even though it might seem the world is against you,
你也必须坚持 再坚持 you still have to hold on with both hands.
别让别人决定你能或不能和谁在一起 Don't let society dictate who you can and can't be with.
凯尔 我真的爱你 伙计 Kyle, I love you, man.
你想干嘛就干嘛 You can run all you want,
你可以假装自己喜欢的是女生 try to pretend you lake girls.
但我们亲亲的时候 我能感受到那魔力 But damn it! When we kiss there is magic.
别就这样放手 凯尔 Don't let it go, Kyle.
我想要每天抱着你醒来 I want to hold you every morning
爱抚着你入眠 凯尔 and love you every night, kyle.
我承诺给你爱和幸福 I promise you nothing but love and happiness.
*让漫天繁星和月亮见证我的誓言* *I swear by the moon and the stars in the sky*
*我会永远相伴 凯尔* *I'll be there Kyle*
*我发誓像影子一样永随你身边* *I swear like the shadow that's by your side*
凯尔 我向天发誓我会永远相伴 Kyle, I swear to god I'll be there
*无论幸福困苦* *For better or worst*
*至死不渝* *Death do us part*
*我会用我心中所有基情来爱你* *I'll love you with every gay beat of my heart*
*我发誓 凯尔* *I swear Kyle*
你去哪儿 Where are you going?
那个死胖子胖想要撮合你和托肯 That fat turd there who want to set up you and Token
就因为他觉得黑人应该在一起 because he thinks blacks belong together.
是他干的么 He did that?
哦不 Oh, no.
谢谢 谢谢大家 Thank you, thank you, all.
我说完了 That's all I want to say.
还有一句 蝙蝠战车在外面 That and the batmobile outside.
真的你们得去看看 Seriously you guys got to see it!
是蝙蝠战车 就在外面 It's batmobile! It's outside!
什么 What!
托肯 嘿 Token. Hey.
嗨 Hi.
托肯 我很抱歉我觉得 Token, I'm so sorry I thought
你是因为我是黑人才和我在一起的 you were only with me because i'm black.
我也很抱歉 I'm sorry too.
我最开始不愿和你说话是因为你是黑人 I wouldn't talk to you at first because you're black.
你觉得我们可以 Do you think we could --
你还想要 Do you still want to --
或许我们该再给彼此一个机会 Maybe we could give it another try.
仍有些人会看我们笑话 There're still people who look at us funny
认为我们就是该在一起的 and think we're suppose to be together.
让他们看吧 Let them look.
我不在乎 I don't care.
我也不在乎 I don't care, either.
我就是觉得你是个好人 I just think you're a great person.
你的肤色根本就不重要 The color of your skin doesn't matter.
天啊 太感人了 Oh my god, so cute.
终于一切都走上正轨了 A place for everything and everything in it's place.
是的 丘比特曼 That's right, Cupid me.
同类就该在一起 People who are the same belong together.
没错 That's right.
我终于找到了卡特曼的同类 And I found somebody just the same as me.
真的么 Really?
她在那儿 There she is.
什么 What?
丘比特曼你妈了个逼 Fuck you, Cupid me.
你才妈逼 Fuck you.
住手 Stop it.
不要啊 No!