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I'm going down to south park gonna have myself a time
Friendly faces everywhere humble folks without temptation
Going down to south park gonna leave my woes behind
Ample parking day or night people shouting howdy neighbor
Heading on out to south park gonna see if I can't unwind
I like girls with big vaginas I like girls with big fat titties
Come on down to south park and meet some friends of mine.
《南方公园》第16季 第11集 South Park Season 16 Episode 11 "入乡随俗"
弟兄们 弟兄们 Fellas! Fellas!!!!
怎么了 What?
你们绝对想不到刚才发生了什么事情 you'll never guess what happened?
巴特斯刚才把斯科特·马金森揍了 Butters just beat up Scott Malkinson.
巴特斯 为什么啊 Butters? Why?
太疯狂了 It was crazy,
斯科特正说着自己为什么要打胰岛素 Scott was just talking about how he needed to take his insulin shot,
然后巴特斯莫名其妙地 and outta nowhere Butters said he's sick
就说很讨厌糖尿病患者总是装出一副苦逼样 of people with diabetes feeling sorry for themselves.
斯科特叫巴特斯闭嘴 Scott told Butters to shut up,
巴特斯就开始揍他了 and Butters just starting whaling on him.
你说的是巴特斯吗 You're talking about Butters.
是真的 巴特斯把斯科特狠揍了一顿 Dude, I'm telling you Butters beat the crap out Scott
然后把自己关在厕所了 and then he locked himself in the bathroom.
巴特斯 Butters?
别管我 Leave me alone!
巴特斯出来吧 Butters come out here.
全都给我滚 Get outta here all of you!
巴特斯 Butters,
你不能看到个糖尿病就上去揍人家呀 people can't just around beating up people who have diabetes.
不管你有什么问题 你... Now, whatever your problem is you just--
你觉得你自己什么都懂 是吧 凯尔 You just think you know everything, don't you Kyle!
什么屁大的是你都要跟着专家一样唧唧歪歪 Every little thing you gotta shoot your mouth off like you're the expert!
你其实什么都不懂 因为 Well you don't know everything because-
因为你最好的朋友 your best friend is a kid
以为整个世界都围着他转 who thinks the entire planet revolves around him
而他只关心自己的形象 and he only cares about his image!
你们以为学校里就卡特曼这么一个 You guys think Cartman is the only selfish
自私自利的垃圾吗 piece of crap at this school?
你们全都装逼 全都势利 You are all fake and stuck up
你们没一个人有勇气告诉吉米 and none of you have the courage to tell Jimmy
他的笑话一点不好笑 that his jokes aren't funny.
这里唯一知道尊重他人的就是肯尼 The only kid here with any sense of dignity is Kenny,
你们其他人全是一坨屎 and the rest of you have your heads up your butts!
很明显现在肯尼是巴特斯最好的朋友 Well, apparently Kenny is Butters' best friend.
你们要不要去亲热一下 肯尼 You guys gonna make out, kenny?
还有一件事 And that's another thing!
我每次说完你就要罗里吧嗦 You're always trivializing everything I say by gettin' the last word!
这次我就说你个没完 Well you're not gettin' the last word this time!
哇 Wow.
你再哇一次 Double wow!
很抱歉 但你们的孩子吓到其他学生了 I'm sorry, but your son is distracting the other students
而且他的脾气是越来越大 and his attitude is just getting worse.
巴特斯 你这到底是怎么回事 Butters, what on earth has gotten into you?
我不知道 爸爸 我反正就是感到很愤怒 I don't know dad, I was just pissed off I guess.
你觉得像你这样的行为 Do you think this behavior is
对你的老师和其他同学公平吗 fair to your teacher and classmates?
可能是不公平 I don't suppose it is,
但我才不管这些 but I don't give a darn!
你知不知道 Do you have any idea
你要被关禁闭多久 先生 how grounded you are about to be, mister?
爸爸你把嘴给我闭上 Why don't you shut up dad and
到一边待着去 stick it in yer ear for crying out loud!!!!
史蒂芬 你是不是也想到了 Stephen... Are you thinking what I'm thinking.
是的 我们的巴特斯要长大了 Yes. Our little Butters is flowering.
他到了怕怒哇的年纪 He has reached e age of Panua.
什么 Excuse me?
维多利亚校长 Principal Victoria... This
这事不是巴特斯的错 This isn't Butter's fault.
不是吗 It's not?
这和生理有关 It has to do with biology.
也许你已经注意到 You've maybe noticed that
巴特斯跟其他孩子 有点不同 Butters isn't... exactly like other kids.
是吗 Yeah.
是啊 一直都是 Hey yeah, all the time!
他就是不同 It's because he is.
我和他的母亲 His mother and I--
我们整个家庭 都不是这里的人 our whole family-- we're not of this place.
对不起 我没听懂 I'm sorry I really don't understand.
请你理解我们族人 Please, just try to understand that for our people
这是一件很私密的事情 it is a very private matter.
你们这里的规矩约束不了他 He can't be helped by your discipline,
必须要把他送到他的族人身边才行 this must be dealt with by his own kind.
如果可以的话 If it's alright with you,
我们想为巴特斯请个长假 we'd like an extended leave for our boy.
拜托 这是我们特有的文化 Please, it's a cultural thing.
我不想让他去 I don't want him to go,
史蒂芬 他太小了 Stephen! He's too young!
我们的民族向来如此 琳达 It's our people's way, Linda!
你应该比我更了解 You know that better then I do!
我们不能陪他去吗 Then we can go with him!
你知道这是不允许的 You know that's not allowed!
谁能告诉我这到底特奶奶的是怎么回事 Will somebody tell me what the friggy fookshmeres going on?!
巴特斯 你长大了 Butters, you've reached the age
该去你的故乡接受一个哈怕怒啊的仪式了 where you must journey to your birthplace for the ceremony of hapa noa.
但我是这里的人 But I'm from here!
不是 我们是在你上学前才搬到这里的 No, we moved here just before you started preschool.
你是在我们的故乡出生的 巴特斯 You were born in our native land, Butters.
一个遥远而隔绝的地方 A distant and very secluded Island world...
叫做吓哇咦 Called 'Hava-ii'.
我们是夏威夷的么 We're from Hawaii?
外来人才会叫夏威夷 巴特斯 Only haoles pronounce it 'Hawaii', Butters.
我们当地的族人是一个非常奇特的群体 But those of us from havaii are a very special people.
我们有很多风俗习惯都一直保留至今 We have many customs and traditions to keep our culture alive.
我们从椰子里喝七奇 We drink chichis from the coconut.
我们吃喜互惠提供的鱼片沙拉 We eat poke that the safeway provides.
我们选好伴侣后 And when we've chosen a mate,
就羊齿洞穴里结婚 we marry at the fern grotto-
你妈妈和我就是这样 as your mother and I did so...
这是很久以前的事 Very long ago.
作为斯道奇家族的一员 巴特斯 As a Stotch, Butters,
你其实是吓哇咦贵族 you are actually Hawaiian royalty,
在王国时期 你的爷爷奶奶就住在那里 Your grandma and grandpa were there in the time of the King.
但是我是夏威夷人 But what does being Hawaiian
和我现在像个 have to do with me acting like
经前综合征的疯女人有什么关系 an emo chick on her period?
不是像个经前综合征的疯女人 Not an emo chick on her period,
巴特斯 而像是一条急着回游的鲟鱼 Butters, like a salmon needing to swim back up river.
所有吓哇咦人都经历过这个 All Hawaiians feel it.
叫做"好怕回 好怕路啊" It is called 'hapa hua opae loa',
这就是说 And it means
现在是你踏上旅途回归故乡的时刻了 now it is your time to make your trip to our island home.
你得回到你的故乡去才行 巴特斯 You must do your walk about to your homeland, Butters...
而且你必须独自一人完成 And you must do it alone.
拿着这个 儿子 Take this, son.
这是我们的马哈罗积分卡 It is our Mahalo Rewards Card.
它会提供你所有你需要的东西 It will provide you with all you need.
而现在我只能放手让你自己干了 And now I must turn my back on you.
我了个去的 我了个去的 Holy shit balls, holy shit balls.
你们猜怎么着 我了个去的 Guess what you guys, holy shit balls.
怎么了 What?
巴特斯刚拖着行李上了巴士 Butters just got on a bus with his bags packed
还说他要去夏威夷了 and said he's going to Hawaii.
夏威夷吗 Hawaii?
他说他要回到他的故乡 He said he had to go back to his homeland
还对我说 我管不着这个事 and then told me it was none of my business
让我特么的闭上我的猪嘴 and to keep my fat mouth shut.
我了个去 谁得快去阻止他 Dude what the hell? Somebody's gotta stop him!
他都对我们说那些话了 After all he said to us,
就让他去吧 He can go ahead.
肯尼 明显你是他最好的朋友 去阻止他 Kenny, you're clearly his best friend, go stop him.
我不是他最好的朋友 I'm not his best friend.
你就是 好好先生 Yeah, Mr. Perfect,
你去救巴特斯吧 go rescue Butters
留着他以后继续给你舔蛋蛋 so he can lick your balls some more.
翻译：东篱把酒 Foxer 小黑 原子蛋
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校对：原子蛋 时间轴：今 三水
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后期：凉风有信 总监：原子蛋
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巴特斯 别哭啦 Butters, come on.
他们不让我上飞机 They won't let me on the plane.
我什么也干不成 I can't do anything right.
不 我要去夏威夷 肯尼 No, no! I have to go to Hawaii, Kenny!
我不知道前方有什么 I have no idea what's waiting there for me
但是我不能继续这么躁狂下去 but I can't go on like this!
抱歉 他要去夏威夷 Excuse me, he needs to get to Hawaii.
我已经告诉他了 I already told him,
我不能让看上去 I can't allow anyone on the aircraft
神神经经的人上飞机 who appears to be intoxicated.
我没神神经经的 I'm not intoxicated.
我只是在备战状态 I'm just deligerent
因为我"好怕怒啊 回路啊" cuz it's my hapa noa huy loa!
求你了 就让他上飞机吧 Please can you just let him on the plane.
这真的很重要 It's really important.
求你啦 Please?
要不这样吧 Tell you what,
他的马哈罗卡上有很多积分 There's plenty of points on his Mahalo Rewards Card.
如果你和他同行 If you want to fly with him
那我就让他走 I can let him go.
我吗 Me?
你看不出来我现在饱受折磨吗 Can't you see I'm in horrible pain.
你自己试试看 Do what I'm doing
好吧 好吧 我去就是了 Okay! Okay I'll go.
好了 我们到了 Well, we're here.
现在我该做什么呢 Now what do I do?
信息中心
我能帮你什么忙吗 Can I help you wid anything?
是的 我不知道我该去哪里 Uh yeah, I'm not sure where I'm supposed to go.
好吧 你是来坐游轮或者环游车的吗 Ok, well, are you on a cruise ship or a land tour group?
我不是来旅行的 Oh I'm not a tourist.
我是夏威夷本土人 I'm a native Hawaiian.
巴特斯・斯道奇吗 Butters Stotch?
是我 Yeah.
欢迎回家 小朋友 Welcome home young Keiki.
你父母说 你会回来参加成年礼 Your parents said you would be coming for your ceremony.
这是谁 Uhh, who's this?
我的朋友 肯尼 Oh this is my friend, Kenny.
巴特斯 夏威夷本土人 Butters, native Hawaiians
不是很认同外族人 don't really approve of haoles
来参加自己的成年礼 coming to their ceremonies.
拜托啦 如果没有他 Oh please, if it weren't for him,
我都回不来 I couldn't have come.
好吧 我们会和岛上的首领谈谈看 Very well, we shall speak with the chief of our island and see.
走吧 Come now.
你们也都是夏威夷本土人吗 You folks are all native Hawaiians too?
是的 我和我妻子帕蒂 Yes. My wife Patty and I
来考爱岛已经快五年了 have been coming to Kauai for almost five years,
比尔和唐娜其实在坡伊普有套公寓 And Bill and Donna actually own a timeshare in Poipu.
是 不过恐怕坡伊普的旅客已经过剩了 Yes, but Poipu is getting pretty overrun with tourists, I'm afraid.
我们吃饭吧 Let us eat.
是啊 我们吃饭吧 Ah yes, let us eat.
你好 请来五份细面汤 Aloha. Five orders of Saimin, please.
什么是细面汤 What's Samin?
是我们本土的食物 It is one of the foods of our people.
我能打八折 So I get twenty percent off.
我是本土人 这是我的马哈罗积分卡 I'm a native. Here's my Mahalo Rewards Card.
谢谢 Mahalo!
你们这些游客啊 Come on ya tourists!
滚去买明信片吧 Buy a postcard..
这些我们祖先留下的古代遗迹 These are the ancient ruins of our ancestors.
有人说 国王的灵魂还徘徊在那里 They say the spirit of the King is still in there.
你得离这个地方远点 You must stay away this
这是禁地 Place, it is Kapu.
就是禁忌之地 尤其是对外族人 That means taboo, especially the haoles.
那里是布巴汉堡店 That there is Bubba's Burgers,
我们本地人以前经常去那吃饭 Us natives used to always eat there.
这是希尔顿 Here's the Sheraton.
又一家给蜂拥而至的旅客开设的商业旅馆 Just another megahotel for the throngs of tourists.
我们多数本土人都住在这里 Here's where many of us natives live.
希尔顿居民区 The Sheraton Residences.
没事的 我们都是本土人 It's alright, we're natives.
首领和庇护者大人 Protector and Chief,
我为你们引荐本地儿童巴特斯·斯道奇 I present to you the Keiki butters stotch.
史蒂芬和琳达的孩子 Ahhh, Steven and Linda's child.
我上次见到你的时候 Last time I saw you,
你还只有椰子那么大点 you werethe size of a coconut.
这个外来者是谁 Who's the haole?
亲爱的朋友们 My dearest friends.
我正在遥远的小岛 考爱岛上 I am living amongst the natives in the
与本地人生活在一起 remote and tiny island of Kauai.
该怎么跟你们说这座 What can I tell you of this
神奇的岛屿和岛上的居民呢 mysterious island and its people?
这是个神奇的地方 It is a place of wonder,
对我这样的外来者来说 and yet to the outsider like me,
充满了各种奇怪的传统 a place of odd tradition.
这里的生活快乐而又安详 The people here are peaceful and joyous
人们毫不关心外面世界的喧嚣浮华 and seem to care little for the rush and worry of the outside world.
他们常喝一种混合了 Their diet is mostly an odd mixture of
椰奶 菠萝汁和伏特加的奇怪饮料 coconut milk, pineapple juice and vodka,
他们称它为 七奇 which they call 'the chi chi'.
巴特斯很快学会了像他的祖先那样生活 As for Butters, he is quickly learning the ways of his ancestors,
而且看起来感觉一天比一天好 and seems to be feeling better with every passing day.
他有时候仍会怒火中烧 He still seems quite angry at times,
但幸运的是 他的归宗仪式就在翌日 but luckily, his ceremony will finally take place on the morrow.
翌日 肯尼这是在搞毛啊 On the morrow? What the fuck is wrong with Kenny?
也就是说我觉得这里一切正常 To wit I have found nothing wrong with this remote place,
而且我得承认 想到将要离开这里回家 and I must admit it will be with some melancholy
我就感到黯然神伤 that I will leave this island and return home.
我还在沙滩上看到一个穿着比基尼的小妞 I saw this chick in a bikini on the beach, too.
她有我见过的最美的胸部 She had the nicest boobs ever.
爱你们的 肯尼思 Humbly yours, Kenneth.
依据我们祖先古老的传统 In the time-honored traditioions of our ancestors,
我们用归宗仪式给予 we honor the native Hawaiian
巴特斯·斯道奇吓哇咦原住民身份 Butters Stotch with his hapa noa.
鲨鱼齿项链代表着 The shark's tooth necklace represents
你的根在这个岛上 your connection to our island.
现在喝下七奇 Now drink the chi chi.
怎么跟汽油一个味儿啊 Ooh it's like gasoline!
喝吧 孩子 然后你就会发觉 Drink, young keiki, and you will feel
你的怒火都彻底消失了 the last of your aggression melt away.
确实感觉哈些了... Hey, I do feel butter --
好些了 better.
祖先们的在天之灵啊 Oh spirits of ancestors,
请保佑这位吓哇咦原住民好怕怒啊 We ask that you bless this native Hawaiian with his hapa noa!
我们请求... We ask that you--
听好了 都听好了 Listen. Listen everyone.
我有个糟透了的坏消息要说 I have terrible, horrible news!
你知不知道你打断了一场归宗仪式 Do you realize that you are interrupting a hapa noa?!
我从管理办公室过来 I've just come from the front office.
马哈罗积分卡已经 The mahalo rewards card is--
神马 到底发生了什么 快说 What? What has happened?! Speak!
马哈罗积分卡被禁用了 The mahalo rewards card is being eliminated.
他们说我们的积分 They are trying to say our points are...
都没有用了 are no longer going to be accepted.
我就知道有一天会是这个结果 I knew one day it would come to this.
什么结果 会有什么结果 To what? What does this mean?
那帮外来者想要除掉我们 The haoles are trying to do away with us.
没有了积分奖励计划 With no rewards program...
那么原住民和外来者 there will be no distinction
之间就没有任何区别了 between who's a native to this island and who isn't!
为什么你们就不懂得尊重我们的岛屿呢 Why can't your people respect our island?
为什么你们总不满足 Why do you always want more?
我很抱歉孩子 你的归宗仪式得推迟了 I'm sorry keiki your hapa noa will have to wait!
我们必须要前所未有的团结起来 For we must unite together as never before!
是时候告诉那些外来者们 It is time to show the haoles
这是我们的岛 that this is our island!
外来者 别来糟蹋我们的岛 开火 Stop ruining our island, haoles! Fire!
他们在干什么 What are they doing?
来一杆 告诉他们这里不欢迎他们 Take a swing, let them know they are not welcome.
我从来没打过啊 I've never done this before.
没关系 试着利用你体内的怒火 It's alright, just try to tap into that anger that's inside you.
我的怒火 我的怒火 My anger... My anger!
傻逼的 本·阿弗莱克[好莱坞男星] Stupid... Ben Affleck!
坚持住 坚持住 Hold on!!! Hold on!!!
我不行了 坚持不住了 I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't!
我爱你 我爱你 I love you, I love you!!!
我知道 我也爱你啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊 I know, I love you, I love you too ahghghgh!!!!!!
这里是突发新闻 This is breaking news!
夏威夷群岛的叛乱扩大为暴力冲突 An insurrection in the hawaiian islands has escalated to war.
继击沉一艘游轮后 After sinking a cruise ship,
考爱岛岛上的原住民开始 the natives of Kauai continue to go berserk
疯狂驱逐所有游客 forcing all tourists off their island.
他们把我们推上飞机 They just pushed us onto airplanes
说那里再也不欢迎我们了 and said we weren't welcome anymore.
还有一个小男孩骂我们死基佬 Then a little boy called me, us gay.
总统表示将派遣 The president says he will send
海岸警卫队夺回该岛 the coast guard to take the island back,
作为一名夏威夷原住民 though he sympathizes being a native
他个人对其行为表示支持 hawaiian himself. Hmmm...
所有游客都离岛了吗 Are all the tourists gone from our island?
除了一些躲在公爵餐厅里的家伙外 All but a few who are hiding out at duke's restaurant.
鲍勃和特丽莎·特纳正要去把他们熏出来 We've sent Bob and Trisha Turner to smoke them out.
那他怎么办 What about him?
我怎么了 What about me?
他是个游客 还知道一切事情 He's a tourist and he knows everything
我们得除掉他 we have to kill him.
不行 肯尼是我的好朋友 No! Kenny's my friend!
学校里我就喜欢他一个 你们这帮混蛋 He's the only kid at school I actually like you bunch a jerks!
小心点孩子 你仍没能克服你的怒火 Be careful young keiki, your anger stills controls you
因为你的归宗仪式还没完成 because we were not able to finish your ceremony,
也许我们现在该完成它 perhaps we should finish it now.
完成他的仪式 我们在打仗 大卫 Finish his ceremony?! We are at war David!
我已经在岛上生活了十年了 十年了 I have lived on this island for ten years. Ten years.
每年的七月和八月的几天我都在这里 Every July and part of August.
我可以负责任的说 And I can tell you all
那些非原住民想要做的 that what we are about to face from the haoles
绝不亚于一场种族灭绝 is nothing short of genocide.
他是对的 大卫 我们不能相信任何游客 He's right, David. We can't trust any tourists.
他不会背叛我们的 是吧 肯尼 He won't betray us, will you Kenny?
当然了 我谁也不会背叛的 No, I won't betray anybody.
那就让他证明自己吧 Then let him prove himself.
看他能不能完成激流回旋 Try Obai-Opiikaha.
他还只是个孩子 He's only a child.
如果他想要成为我们中的一员... If he wants to be one of us...
那他就必须接受挑战 then he must face the challenge.
好吧 Very well.
这样做不对 This isn't right.
他都不是原住民 他会送命的 He's not a native he's going to get killed!
肯尼 小心 Kenny, be careful!
安静 他必须独自面对挑战 Quiet. He must face this challenge alone.
上帝保佑 By the gods,
也许他的确有本土人的性情 perhaps he does have the heart of a native after all.
他还没转过弯呢 He still has yet to make the turn...
真不错 That's pretty good.
肯尼 Kenny!!!
我就说外来人做不到的 I told you a haole couldn't do it!
你就是一举成功的吗 Did you make the turn your first try?
我们中有谁是一举成功的吗 Did any of us?
别担心 巴特斯 Don't worry, Butters,
你朋友会找到归乡之路的 Your friend will find his way back to his kind.
神会保佑他的 The gods will protect him.
我召集这次大会 We have called for this great meeting,
因为如果我们想打赢这场仗 because if we are to survive this war,
所有的本土夏威夷部落都应团结起来 all the native Hawaiian tribes must join as one.
我们才不会跟住高档酒店的人联盟 We are not joining with people of the hyatt grand vacations.
他们不配被称为本土人 They have no right to call themselves natives.
你就配了么 And you do?!
你们祖先半年前才坐飞机过来 Your ancestors came on an airplane six months ago!
我们祖先是坐船来的 Our ancestors sailed here.
是一艘游轮 九个月前 On a cruise ship. Nine months ago.
听着 如果我们要和外来人斗争 Look, if we are to fight the haoles
我们必须允许所有本土人留下 we have to allow all natives to stay.
不论我们有多少部落 It doesn't matter how many
我们都输定了 tribes we have- we can't win.
对抗外来人的军队 我们势力单薄啊 We are but few against the haoles' military might.
我们也许有激情 但激情无法赢取战争 We may have passion but passion does not win wars!
是么 上台来 孩子 Oh no? Come up here keiki, come on-
这孩子独自砸沉了一搜游轮 This child sunk a cruise ship by himself.
跟他们说说 孩子 Tell them keiki.
我不知道你们怎么想 I don't know about the rest of you,
但我受够了被人欺负的感觉 but I'm sick and tired of being pushed around all the time!
我一路赶过来参加我的好怕怒啊仪式 I came all the way down here for my hapa noa ceremony
但仪式完全举行不了 and I can't even have it,
都怪特么的外来人毁了一切 cuz the fucking haoles have to ruin everything.
- 没错 - 去他们的 -Yeah! - Screw them!
如果要我说 If you ask me, the only good
没有好外来人只有要死的外来人 haole's a dead haole! With a -
一根 一根 棍子 With a - stick-- up his and a,
插进脑袋 and his cut off!
喝下七奇 立下誓约吧 Let us make a pact with more chi chis!
我们 七奇没有了 Um. We're, we're out of chichis.
对啦 我们关闭了所有港口 Oh right, we've closed off all the ports.
但他们还会让伏特加进来 对么 But they're still letting vodka through, right?
他们不能切断我们的七奇供应 They can't cut off our chichis...
天啊 Oh my god.
这里是美国海岸防卫队 This is the U.S. Coast guard.
我们获令在必要的时候 We have instructions to take you
对你们实施武力 by force if necessary.
准备好 开火 Ready! Fire!
开火 Fire.
上滚球 Launch the bocce balls!
擦 Damn it...
继续战斗 坚守阵地 Keep fighting!! Stand your ground!!!!
没有七奇 我们无法战斗 We can't fight without chichis!
你可以 而且你必须战斗 You can and you must!!!
蠢货 贪得无厌 外来人 Stupid! Greedy! Haoles!
杀死 他们 Kill! Them! All!!!!
听着 各位 Listen, everyone.
我们已经尽全力了 We gave it all we had...
都结束了 It's over.
我们必须前往纳威利威利港 We must go down to Nawiliwili harbor
向美国政府投降 and surrender to the American government.
投降 绝对不可能 Surrender? No! To heck with that!!!
我们坚持不住了 We can't hold on any longer.
我决不投降 听见了吗 Well, I won't do it, you hear me?!?!
我才不舔人蛋蛋呢 I'm not licking anybody's testis.
孩子 试着控制你的怒气 Young keiki... Try to control your anger-
才不 这是我们的家园 No! This is our home!
我受够了别人认为自己比我好 And I'm sick of everyone who thinks
仅仅因为他们长的好看 they're better than me just cuz
或仅仅因为 they got good looks and just cuz
他们即使在逃离困境之后 even after massacring daredevil they happen to come back
又凑巧回来打了一个漂亮的全垒打 and hit a home run that everyone loves!!!!
一个人不能长得又帅 You shouldn't be able to be good looking,
又和詹妮弗·洛佩斯子一起 又是个好导演 and be with Jennifer Lopez and be a good director.
好吧好吧 《逃离德黑兰》是部好电影 Alright, alright, fine, Argo is a good movie.
我承认了 我跟别人说烂片不行 There I admitted it! I told people it didn't hold up.
但他妈的的确是个好片子 擦 But it holds up god darn it!
本·阿弗莱克什么都有 Ben Affleck has everything.
各位 快看 Everyone! Look I say!
外来人做到了 The haole did it!
大陆亲爱的朋友们 My dear friends of the mainland.
在考爱岛上的冒险 What adventures I have found on
是多么神奇 the tiny island of Kauai.
我真的成为了本土人中的一员 I have truly become one with the natives,
他们寻得了与敌人战斗的新的勇气 who found new courage to fight their oppressors.
我们今天不会投降 We are not surrendering today!
回去告诉你们头头 Go back and tell your leaders that
我们会抗争到底 we will fight them until the end!
你们这帮人就是不放弃 是么 You people just don't give up, do you?
美国政府最终 The American government finally
还是对本土人做出了让步 gave in to the natives,
并复原了马哈罗积分卡 and had the Mahalo rewards cards reinstated.
我们两种文化 似乎最终得到了安宁 Our two cultures, it appears, will once again live in peace.
就在战争结束之时 With the war at an end,
我们的巴特斯得到了好怕怒啊仪式 our butters is able to have his hapa noa ceremony
有了神的庇佑 and with any help from the gods,
他终究找到了愉悦的自我 become his old cheery self again.
我们在此仪式上 And so it is with great honor
授予这两位本土人 that we recognize these two natives
至高的荣誉 with their hapa loa.
孩子们 拿好你们的卡 Take your cards, boys.
不怒啦 好怕怒啊 A puy loa hapa loa!!!
不怕啦 乐哈哈 apa a a hoo ha!
终于结束了 孩子 It's finally over young keiki.
你的怒火平息了么 Is your anger at rest?
我想是的 Yeah I guess so...
除了这仍没改变 Except it still doesn't change the fact
本·阿弗莱克很帅 that Ben Affleck gets to be handsome,
很有才而且能回家亲詹妮弗·洛佩斯的事实 talented and then gets to go home and kiss Jennifer Lopez.
本·阿弗莱克和詹妮弗·洛佩斯分手了 Ben Affleck isn't with Jennifer Lopez anymore,
他跟詹妮弗·加纳结婚了 he's married to Jennifer Garner.
- 没错 - 的确 -Yeah. -That's right...
什么 真的么 What?! Really?
我还嫉妒死了来着 But I thought I was totally jealous of him!
他只是和詹妮弗·加纳结婚了 老天啊 He's just married to Jennifer Garner? Oh my gosh...
我感觉好多了 I feel so much better!
是么 You do?
是的 我可真喜欢本·阿弗莱克那家伙 Yeah! Oh... I like that Ben Affleck guy.
他是个很棒电影人 He's a good filmmaker.
来吧 肯尼 我要回去跟同学们道歉 Come on Kenny, I guess I owe the kids at school an apology.
你看《逃离德黑兰》了吗 肯尼 Did you see Argo, Kenny?
很棒的一部电影 It's a pretty good movie.
本·阿弗莱克真的拥有很多 Ben Affleck has a lot going for him.
不是所有 但真的很多 Not everything. But a lot...