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I'm going down to south park gonna have myself a time
Friendly faces everywhere humble folks without temptation
Going down to south park gonna leave my woes behind
Ample parking day or night people shouting howdy neighbor
Heading on out to south park gonna see if I can't unwind
I like girls with big vaginas I like girls with big fat titties
Come on down to south park and meet some friends of mine.
《南方公园》第16季 第12集
家人们好 Hello family!!!
来点香槟吗 Who wants champagne?!?!!?
兰迪 你干嘛 Randy, what is all this?
我们机会终于来了 莎朗 It's finally happened sharon.
我做到了 I did it!!!!!
给 老婆大人 Here you are my lady.
敬上全新皮外套 A brand new leather coat por vous.
兰迪 太漂亮了 Oh Randy, it's beautiful!
给孩子也准备了礼物 And some gifts for the kids too.
反正我们现在有钱了 After all, we're rich now.
我们有钱了吗 We're rich?!
总算等到了 Finally.
兰迪 你没开玩笑吧 Randy, are you being serious?!
我一直在等这件事情彻底确认 I just wanted to wait until the deal was all finished.
我们现在自己可以做生意了 We are going into business for ourselves!
我现在的头衔是 百视达影碟租赁公司老板 You are looking at the new owner... of blockbuster video.
我爸是百视达影碟租赁公司老板
百视达影碟租赁公司 Blockbuster video?
上周我看到它被挂牌出售了 Last week I saw it was up for sale!
我偶然问了问多少钱 On a fluke I asked how much.
一万块 Ten thousand dollars!
你能相信吗 Can you believe it?!
我们把整个公司买下来了 We have the entire business.
我们随时都能看电影了 And we can watch movies whenever we want!
来 你们要看看吗 Come on, you guys wanna come see it?!
你肯定会喜欢的 莎朗 You're gonna love it, sharon.
那里原封未动 It is in pristine condition.
你花钱怎么也不跟我商量商量 I just wish you'd have talked to me before spending all our money.
莎朗 一万块钱能把整个公司买下来呢 Sharon, it was ten thousand dollars for the entire place.
这种机会转瞬即逝啊 It wasn't gonna last!
不用担心 Don't worry
这点钱一个礼拜就能赚回来的 我保证 we'll make the money back in a week. Guaranteed.
你激动吗 斯坦 You excited stan?
嘛 不好意思 我在iPad上看电影呢 Huh? Sorry, I'm watching a movie on my ipad.
这是这儿了 Well, there she is.
这时我们新时代的开端 It's a new beginning for us!
我不想进去 I don't wanna go in there.
谢莉快点 Shelley come on!
翻译：迷你黑 foxer 东篱把酒 胡好时 Bazinga
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你能相信吗 Can you believe it?
这是总按钮 Completely turn key!
各种科幻片 喜剧片 基情剧 You got your sci-fi, comedies, Buddy flicks, chick flicks,
蓝光或者DVD都有 all on bluray or dvd.
你们觉得怎么样 Well, what do you think?
太棒了 It's awesome.
你应该再弄点古代文明的剧 You should try to get it on that 'ancient civilizations'
展示以前的人们是怎么生活的 Show so that people can see how cultures used to live.
哈哈哈 我懂了 Oh ha ha ha, I get it.
租电影这种事太老土了 Blockbuster is so out of date it's ancient.
哈哈 莎朗 我懂了 Ha ha sharon, okay I get it.
我什么都没说 I didn't say anything.
你在这么想 但你想错了 You were thinking it. But you're wrong.
普通大众依然希望 The average person still wants
可以租到能拿在手上的电影 To rent movies they can hold in their hands.
我们的客人或络绎不绝的 莎朗 We're gonna have customers up our ass, sharon.
络绎不绝 Up our ass.
星期五
拜见岳父大人 这部电影 How many, uh, how many copies of
我们有多少存货 谢莉 Meet the fockers do we have in stock, shelley.
六盒 仍然还有六盒 Six, we still have six.
哦好的 不错 Ok good, that should -- that should be good,
谢莉 Shelley.
星期六
去拣球啊 费尔默 Go get it, filmore!
不 我才不去那个地方呢 No way. I ain't goin' near that place.
你去捡 Y-you go get it.
孩子们要租DVD吗 Hey you kids looking to rent some dvds?
他在说什么敌微敌 What's he talking' about rent a diva dee??
我懂了 Oh, I get it.
租电影太老土太可悲了 哈哈 Blockbuster is so old it's creepy. Ha ha.
没人来租电影了 Nobody rents movies anymore.
没人知道我们这里已经开张了 People just don't know we're open yet!
小屁崽子 Little fucking pricks.
星期二
你好 欢迎来到百视达 Hello! Welcome to blockbuster!
需要找什么电影嘛 Can I help you find something?
我找不到 古惑丑拍档 I can't find -- turner and hooch.
古惑丑拍档在哪 Where is turner and hooch?
哦 那个应该在 Oh I believe we have that over in-
哦哦 我懂了 Oh. Oh, I get it.
碟片店太老土了 老土得都出鬼了 Video stores are so old they have ghosts in them.
谢谢啊 我懂了 Ok thanks, I get it.
但你错了 But you're wrong!
艾米丽 Emily.?!
艾米丽 战争结束了 Emily, the war is over!
我们去百视达租个电影看看 Let's go rent a movie at blockbuster.
你就出来吓人吧 You can be a spooky ghost all You want,
我买下这个店是很明智的 it wasn't a stupid idea to buy this place.
外面野狗在叫了 The hounds are calling Emily!!
我们快点租个电影吧 Let's rent something now.
我要让你知道奈飞网 葫芦网和噼啪网 I'll have you know that Netflix, Hulu and Crackle
奈飞网 葫芦网和噼啪是美国三家主流在线观看电影的网站
还是没有百视达赚钱多 Still don't make the money that Blockbuster does.
不是所有人都喜欢看在线电影 Streaming movies is not for everyone!
小心狗 艾米丽 The hounds, Emily!
小心狗呀 The hounds!
继续啊 Go ahead!
你们就想摧垮我 你们都想这样 All you want, bro, all you want.
主意不错 但是行不通的 This was a great idea but no,
所有人都想证明 兰迪疯了 Everyone just wants to prove that Randy's goin' crazy!
我呸呸呸呸呸呸 A brpbpbpbpb!!!!
别理兰迪了 他脑子有毛病了 Oh don't mind Randy, he's just losing his mind drrrrrrrr!!!!!
知道我怎么想吗 你和艾米丽去死吧 You know what? Fuck you and Emily.
我觉得爸爸好像有点问题了 I think something might be wrong with dad.
只是好像吗 You think?
星期三
万圣节前夜
埃里克 肯尼 Oh, hey, Eric and Kenny!
你们俩没变装吗 You guys don't have costumes?
我们正要去凯尔家换呢 We're actually on our way over to Kyle's
因为我们的装扮帅呆了酷毙了 Because our costumes are so multifaceted and cool
我们要一起穿才行 We have to put them on together.
没错 Yeah.
你扮的是谁 巴特斯 Uh, what are you supposed to be, Butters?
我是只狼精灵 I'm a Wereprechaun.
你知道 一只被狼人咬了的精灵 You know, a Leprechaun that's been bitten by a werewolf.
吉米是鸟叔 And Jimmy's Gangnam style.
江 江 江 江南style Wo-wo-wo-wope em Gangnam style.
好吧 你们非常酷 Yeah, really cool, guys.
你们肯定会是变装比赛里的强劲对手 You'll be some stiff competition at the costume contest for sure.
行啦 你们要化装成谁呀 Come on! What are you guys going as?
你们等着瞧就是啦 You'll just have to wait and see.
我觉得不错 合身吗 I think that's good. Feel tight enough?
很好 太棒了 谢谢你 妈妈 Yeah, it's awesome! Thanks, mom.
秀下盾牌 Let's see the shield.
放下那个宇宙魔方 红骷髅 Put down the blue orby thing, Red skull.
太棒啦 Yay!
喂喂 你们要干嘛 Hey woa, what are you doing?
斯坦正要和朋友们出去 Stan's about to go out with his friends.
不行 今晚大家都得在这里 No, no, I need everybody tonight!
这是我们至关紧要的一晚 It's our big night!
做什么 For what?
今天是万圣节啊 It's Halloween!
所有人都会在万圣夜租恐怖电影看 Everyone rents scary movies on Halloween!
抱歉 斯坦利 但是我需要你帮忙 I'm sorry Stanley, but I need your help here.
天呐 我真恨这个家 God, I hate this family!
兰迪 就让他要糖果去吧 Randy, let him go trick-or-treating.
你们怎么不懂呢 You guys don't understand!
我们要搞个万圣夜大促销 We're doing a big Halloween promotion.
我已经贴出去传单 I've put up flyers,
准备了"咬苹果"游戏 还买了甜玉米 And I've got apple bobbing and candy corns!
今晚我们的销量会来个大逆转 This is night we turn it all around!
爸 没人会来的 Dad nobody's gonna come.
是吗 你走着瞧吧 Oh, you'll see.
抱歉 斯坦 但是三十分钟后 I'm sorry Stan, but in about thirty minutes,
这里就会挤满了要租碟片看的人 This place is gonna be swamped with people trying to rent DVDs.
租碟片比麦当娜秀胸部还过时 Renting DVDs is more ancient than Madonna's boobs!
呕 别说了 斯坦利 Ew! That's enough, Stanley!
呕 太恶心了 Ew! Gross!
我不能去要糖果了 I can't go trick-or-treating.
我爸让我在家照看生意 My dad says I have to stay and help with the store.
是的 我认真的 Yes, I'm serious.
我知道这很郁闷 凯尔 I know it sucks, Kyle.
兄弟 你不能这样啊 Dude, you can't do this!
我们复仇者联盟怎么能少了美国队长呢 How can we be the Avengers without Captain America?!
我知道 但是我没辙啊 I know. but there's nothing I can do.
那化装比赛怎么办呢 But what about the costume contest?
发生什么事了 凯尔 What's going on, Kyle?
斯坦来不了啦 Stan can't come.
斯坦来不了吗 Stan's can't come?!?!
他麻痹的可是美国队长啊 But he's fucking Captain America!
抱歉 朋友们 I'm sorry you guys.
我爸要搞个万圣节大促销 My dad's doing a big Halloween promotion.
还有人光顾百视达吗 Does anybody even go to Blockbuster anymore?
没有 兄弟 一个也没 No, dude. Nobody.
我爸 他有点精神失常了 My dad, he's kind of losing it.
说实话 我有点同情他 To be honest, I feel kind of bad for him.
斯坦 别他妈占着电话了 Stan get off the damn phone,
人们还要打进来预订碟片呢 该死的 People are gonna start calling to reserve movies! God!
当我没说 我又恨他了 Oh never mind, I hate him again.
兄弟 你不能错过万圣节啊 Dude you can't miss Halloween.
你的ipad在手边吗 You have your ipad?
在的 Yeah.
好了 我要拿上我的 Ok, I'm gonna go grab mine.
我有了个好主意 I have an idea.
好吧 我们要先去谁家要糖果呢 Alright, where should we trick-or-treat first?
去巴克斯家怎么样 How about we try the Barkers?
不要 他们好像不在家 Oh no! Looks like they're not home.
太他妈搞笑了 This is fucking ridiculous.
我们为万圣节计划了两个月 We've been planning this Halloween for two months and
而斯坦会毁了这一切 Stan has to go and ruin it.
他看上去挺好的啊 He looks fine.
哦 我们去彼得森家吧 Oh, let's go to the Peterson's house!
是啊 他看上去一点问题没有 Yeah, he looks totally fine.
除了我们敲开一家门后 Except that when we walk up to a house,
人们会说 "哇 是复仇者联盟 People will be like 'oh Wow it's the Avengers!
还有个视频里的屌丝队长" And some Captain Facetime skateboard guy!
不给糖吃就捣蛋 Trick or treat.
哇哦 快看亲爱的 是钢铁侠 Oh wow! Look, honey, it's Iron Man,
美国队长 雷神和布鲁斯·维兰奇 Captain America, Thor and Bruce Vilanch!
布鲁斯·维兰奇 美国著名喜剧编剧 歌曲作家及演员 是个同性恋大胖子
我不是布鲁斯·维兰奇 I'm not Bruce Vilanch!
那你扮的是什么 What are you supposed to be?
对了 你扮演的是那个... Oh right, you're supposed to be that--
那个难以置信的... The incredible...
对 对 那个难以置信的查兹·波诺 Right, right! The incredible Chaz Bono!
查兹·波诺 原名查丝蒂蒂·波诺 是一位女变男易性人 于2008年变性 同样是个胖子 变性前是同性恋
记得吗亲爱的 Remember honey,
跳舞真人秀比赛里的 那个变性胖子 dancing with the stars, the fat transexual?
萌死了 Oh cute!
不 不是查兹·波诺 No, not Chaz Bono.
看到我的肤色了吗 Did you see my skin?
是绿色的 I'm green.
那是难以置信的哈维·费斯特恩吗 The incredible Harvey Fierstein?
哈维·费斯特恩 美国著名演员 剧作家 同性恋胖子一枚
不 他只是个胖基佬 不是绿皮肤 No, he's just gay and fat, honey, he's not green.
我扮演的人不胖 也不是基佬 The person I'm dressed as is not fat and not gay.
那就是难以置信的胖基佬外表的直男 The incredibly fat and gay skinny straight man?
妈了个逼的快给糖 Just give us some fucking candy!
都怪斯坦傻逼的美国队长造型 It's Stan's stupid captain america costume!
就是他让所有人都搞不懂的 That's what's throwing everybody off!
当美国队长在尼玛视频电话上的时候 How are people supposed to get that I'm the Hulk
人们怎么可能知道我是绿巨人呢 when Captain America is on frickin' facetime?!
不给糖吃就捣蛋 Trick or treat.
哇哦 是复仇者们 Oh, wow, it's the avengers!
总算对了 That's right!
哦 还有啵啵宝贝 Oh, and Honey Boo Boo!
孩子们 快来看绿色啵啵宝贝装 Kids, come see the green Honey Boo Boo costume!
外面越来越冷了 Oh it's getting colder out.
是啊 冬天来了嘛 Yeah, you can definitely tell that winter's coming.
怎么了 What's the matter?
是那个吓人的破房子 That old creepy place.
我看到窗户那里有人 I saw someone in the window there.
快走 我们赶紧走 Come on, let's get out of here.
他们会来的 They'll come.
迟早的 Sooner or later.
他们非来不可 They'll have to come.
为什么 Why?
为什么没有人来 Why isn't anyone showing up?
这是万圣夜啊 人们该来借鬼片的啊 It's Halloween night. People should be renting spooky movies!
这个世界怎么了 What's happened to the world?
以前多么简单啊 Things used to be so simple.
晚上好 好先生 Good evening, fine sir!
我想要借部电影 I would like to rent a movie!
没问题 马什先生 Of course, Mr. Marsh.
您要借什么 What'll it be?
我要借《铁甲威龙2》 I'll take a dvd of Robocop 2
还有导演剪辑版的《银翼杀手》 and the director's cut of Blade Runner.
马上就来 Coming right up.
再没比音像店更好的了 是吧朋友 No place like the video store, hey my friend?
最方便无比了 Convenience at it's peak!
您的儿子和老婆看起来 Your son and wife don't seem to
不怎么同意你的观点呀 quite agree with you about the video store.
实际上你儿子认为音像店是 In fact your son seems to think video stores are
'和麦当娜秀胸一样过时' 'as ancient as Madonna's boobs'.
他是个 追求进步的小男孩 He's a, he's a very progressive little boy.
从他妈那里遗传的 Gets it from his mother.
要我说 马什先生 If I may say so, Mr. Marsh.
有这么两个消极的娘炮妨碍你 Your Blockbuster will never get any customers
你的百视达店永远也不会有客人的 with those two negative nancies sabotaging you.
你得采取点什么 强硬措施 You may need to do something, rather extreme.
要我说的话 马什先生 If I may say so, Mr. Marsh.
不给糖吃就捣蛋 Trick or treat.
你是百视达店的老板 马什先生 You are the owner of Blockbuster, Mr. Marsh.
你一定愿意做任何事情 You must be willing to do anything.
不 我不会那么做 No! No, I won't do it!
不要扯上他 他只是个小孩 Leave him out of this he's just a little boy!!!
你好 斯坦 Hey Stan.
离服装大赛还有一个小时 We still have an hour before the Costume Contest,
所以我们去... so let's go hit the houses on--
伙计们 伙计们 Dude, dude dude!
看那里 Check it out!
怎么了 他在干什么 What? What's he doing?
有人闯入了那家便利店 Somebody's breaking into that Kum and Go!!
伙计们 我们得去阻止他 You guys, we gotta stop him!
是的 伙计们 Yeah, dude!
我们是复仇者联盟嘛 We are the avengers!
你们去哪里了 Hey where did you guys go?
哦 抱歉 伙计 Oh, sorry, dude.
好的 复仇者们 Alright avengers!
我们去抓住这个小偷 怎么样 What say we take this scumbag down!
斯坦和凯尔 你们走后门出口 Stan and Kyle, you take the back entrance!
卡特曼和我从侧面堵住他 Cartman and I will block him from the side!
卡特曼 威武 Cartman smash!!!!!
好了 摄像头关掉了 你俩快点 Alright, the camera's out, hurry up you two!
我嘞个 你说这里头都是钱的 What the--- you told me these things were full of money!
今天万圣节啊 我以为大家都会借鬼片 It's Halloween I thought everyone would be renting spooky movies!
为了奥丁 For Odin!
为了天界 For Asguard!!!
你们是谁 Who are you?!
糟了 他们有好几个呢 没事了 Oh crap, there's a bunch of them. Nevermind.
天呐 他们杀了他 Holy shit, they shot this guy!
偶滴神啊 Oh my god!
弟兄们 别管了 赶紧跑 Dude, fuck this, let's bail!
抓住他们 Get'em!
哦 天呐 太可爱了 Oh my gosh, that's so cute!
那小莫妮卡穿的什么 And so what is little Monica wearing?
她一定很可爱 Oh I bet she's adorable.
没有 我们基本上就在店里 No, we've just sort of been here
你们都在家里么 for the most part, yeah, are you guys staying in?
你们在看电影啊 You're watching the thing.
蛮好的 在奈飞还是在葫芦上看的啊 Oh that's fun, on Netflix or Hulu?
用Xbox看的啊 On your xbox, uh-huh.
我希望快点打烊 Yeah, no, at some point I'm hoping
然后回家 we can just call it a night and go home.
不用来帮忙 不过谢谢 No, you don't need to send help, thanks though.
你们遇到很多要糖的的孩子么 Are you guys getting a lot of trick or treaters?
是吗 真的吗 Yeah? Oh really?
谁 鲍勃和迈克尔 Who? Bob and Michael?
这样啊 Oh yeah.
等一下 卡伦 Hey - hang on a second, Karen-
有什么能帮您的吗 Can I help you with something?
行业专家调查发现 According to industry experts,
在许多乡村地区 many rural areas don't have the
带宽不足以支持 bandwidth to support DVD quality
高清在线影音 video in streaming services and
并且近期也无法达到水平 won't for years to come, making
所以租赁DVD仍是观影首选 Dvd rental still their best movie watching option.
抱歉 卡伦 说到哪里 Sorry, Karen. You were saying---
不 不是顾客 No, it wasn't a customer.
只是兰迪罢了 No, it's just Randy.
是啊 是客人就好了 Yes, a customer would have been nice, I know.
草 那帮孩子看见我们了 God damn it, those kids saw us!
而他们在你眼皮地下跑了 And you let them get away?!
他们是复仇者联盟 布拉德 It was the avengers, Brad!
我们捉到一个 把他绑在后面了 Hey! We caught one of em, got him tied up in the back.
你朋友都是谁 Alright, who were your friends?
放我走吧 我们谁也不是 Just let me go! We're nobody!
我们什么都没看见 我保证 We didn't see anything! I promise!
他说谎 他们什么都看见了 He's lying. They saw everything!
我再问你一遍 Let's try this again-
不 拜托 这是我哥们的iPad No! Dude, please! This is my best friend's ipad!
不要啊 Nooooooo!!!!!
好吧 好吧 Okay okay okay okay!
他们是布鲁斯 托尼和库尔特 Their names are Bruce, Tony and Kurt!
他们中一个人落下了这个 Hey, one of them dropped this.
是社区活动中心怪物大会的邀请函 It's an invitation to a Monster Mash at the community center.
我们不会去那 No, no, we weren't gonna go there!
你当然不会去 Sure, you weren't.
把他做了 Get rid of him.
不 我什么都不会说出去 我保证 No! I won't say anything, I promise!
你们要做什么 What are you gonna do?!
拜托 Please!
求你们放我走吧 Please just let me go!
不要 No!
抱歉 孩子 故事结束了 Sorry, kid, end of the line.
不要哇 Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
你妹的 What the hell?
谢莉 借我用下你手机 Shelley, I need to use your cell phone.
我找不到了 被人拿走了 I can't find it. Somebody took it!
兰迪 车钥匙在哪 Alright, Randy, where are the car keys?
兰迪 车的钥匙在哪 Randy, where are the keys to the car.
靠 God damn it.
万圣节派对玩得开心吗 Did you have fun at the Halloween party?
很开心 谢谢你 本 I did. Thanks so much, Ben.
也谢谢你送我回家 And thanks for walking me home.
怎么了 What's the matter?
那是什么 What is that?
什么是什么 What is what?
谁扔了个 Somebody dumped a --
老天 本 是个小男孩 Oh my god, Ben, it's a little boy!
醒醒 Hello?
你还好么 Are you okay?
孩子 Little boy?!
什么 Huh, what?
你好 你是哪位 Oh. Hello. Who is that?
没事了 试着保持冷静 It's okay, try and stay calm.
谢天谢地你找到我了 Oh, thank god you found me!
荒郊野岭的 他怎么会在这 What is he doing way out here?
你得带我去见我的朋友们 他们有危险 You have to get me to my friends. They aren't safe.
我们逃出了便利店 And then we ran out of the Come And Go and these guys,
然后他们捉住了我们朋友 they took our friend!
你们说的好像是红盒子杀手 Sounds like you're talking about the Redbox killers.
红盒子 自助电影租赁机
他们杀害了超过十二个人 They've murdered over a dozen
试图从红盒子里抢钱 people trying to get the cash from redboxes.
天啊 Oh, my god.
你是说他们不知道有提供了更方便更便宜的 You mean they don't know people can stream movies cheaper
在线观看吗 and more conveniently online?
明显不知道 Apparently not.
他们很危险 These are dangerous guys.
你们知道他们朝哪个方向去了吗 Do you have any idea where they were headed?
长官 医院里有个孩子 Sir, there's a kid over at the
说他目击了一切 hospital saying he saw everything.
他们说他们要去 They said they were heading to
活动中心的大派对 the big party at the community Center.
你们必须去阻止 我朋友们有危险 You have to stop it. My friends are in trouble!
斯坦 Stan!
伙计们 你们没事 Guys, you're OK!
你怎么了 What happened to you?
没事 只是小划痕 It's alright, it's just a scratch.
这意味着我们还能 Hey, this means we can still
参加服饰大赛 make the costume contest, you guys!
不行 No!
他们在哪儿找你们呢 They're looking for you there!
长官 你必须去取消怪物大联欢 Sir, you've got to cancel the Monster Mash.
什么 你疯了吗 What?! Are you crazy!
我们不能取消怪物大联欢 We can't cancel the Monster Mash.
这可是万圣夜 It's Halloween night!
这是年度最壮观的怪物大联欢 It's the Monster Mash's biggest night of the year.
怪物大联欢只在万圣... The Monster Mash is only on hallo--
老兄 要是这些家伙像你说的 Dude, if these guys are as bad
那样十恶不赦 我们就得行动起来 as you say then we have to do something!
是啊 不然会有人受伤的 Yeah, people are going to get hurt.
怪物大联欢上有多少人 How many people at the Monster Mash?
多数人都会去 长官 全民大出洞啊 Most of the town, sir, it's a graveyard smash.
得赶紧行动 联欢马上要开始了 Whatever we do we better hurry, it gets on in a flash.
你们说能认出那些红盒盗贼 You boys say you can identify the redbox thieves?
是的 我们看见他们的脸了 Yes. We saw their faces.
那好 我们会让 Alright then - we're going to
你们中的一位乔装打扮混进派对 have to send one of you into the party in disguise.
克雷格 你那身江南Style装扮碉堡了 That sure is a great Gangnam Style costume, Craig!
我是矮狼妖 I'm a wereprechaun.
就是被狼人咬了之后变异的小矮妖 You know, a leprechaun that's been bitten by a werewolf.
这身装扮真不错 斯坦 Oh wow, nice costume, Stan.
太有江南范儿了 It's gangnamstein!
别叫我名字 巴特斯 我是卧底 Don't say my name, Butters! I'm here undercover.
好的 斯坦 尽情享受怪物大联欢吧 Okay, Stan! Enjoy the Monster Mash!
给我看着点 Hey be careful in there!
抱歉 这黑漆抹乌 我啥都看不见 Sorry! I can't see a thing in here!
没关系 就一直走 It's alright just go straight-
左转 好 再走十步左右 Now turn left - ok, now go about ten steps.
哎哟 江南范儿 Wow, gangnamstein!
我怎么就没想到呢 I wish I'da thought of that!
斯坦 Stan?!
爸爸要跟你谈谈 斯坦 Daddy wants to have a little talk, Stan!
坦坦 Stanny boy!
我过来啦 I'm cominnnn!!!
瞧啊 《婚礼傲客》 Oh look! Wedding Crashers!
谢莉 你在干嘛 What are you doing, Shelley?
没啥 老爸 你去继续追杀全家吧 Nothing, Dad. Go back to killing the family.
好咧 Okay.
斯坦 Stan?!
坦坦 我来找你啦 Stanny boy, I'm comin!!!
好了各位 现在要开始 Mkay everyone, it's time to start
装扮评选了 好么 the costume contest, mkay.
慢着 他们在那 Wait a minute, there they are!
谁在那 There's who?
各位听着 那边的那群家伙 Listen everybody, those guys right over there are--
你们是谁 Who are you people!?!
你们都是幻觉 You aren't real!!!!!
我看不见啦 Hey, hey I can't see!
该往哪儿走 Where do I go!
你们以为我买下百视达是疯了吗 You think I'm crazy for buying the Blockbuster!!!
我要你们血债血偿 Now I'll make you pay!!!!
你们一个都别想脱身 I got a little something for all of you!!!!!
跑吧 你们赶紧逃命吧 Run! You better run!!!!!
瞧这有人在看用xbox看电影 Aahghg! Look at the people watching movies on their xbox!!!
好啊 在线看《月光光心慌慌4》 哈哈哈 Oh, streaming Halloween four, ha ha ha!
开枪 Fire!
你在干嘛 Hey, what are you doing---
这是我的 老爸 去搞你自己的 It's mine, Dad! Get your own!
到底发生什么事了 What the hell is going on?
我们干掉了这狗娘养的 We got the son of a bitch.
慢着 里面的不是彼得森吗 Wait. Wasn't that Peterson in there?
希望你们记住 天网恢恢疏而不漏 Well, hope you guys have learned that crime doesn't pay.
那便捷的在线视频 不就漏了... Not without the convenience of online streaming, it don't..
凯尔 凯尔 是斯坦 他要挂了 Kyle, Kyle, it's Stan, he's dying.
-斯坦 -老兄 - Stan? - Hey, dude.
坏人已经被绳之以法 你一定能挺过去的 The judging's almost done you're gonna make it.
天哪 Oh God.
有人能拿个充电器来吗 Somebody get me a charger!!!!!
撑住啊 斯坦 别丢下我们 Hold on, Stan, don't die on us.
没事的 凯尔 没事 It's ok, Kyle, it's ok.
点下确定 Hit ok.
你们一定要把装扮大比拼大奖拿下 You guys go win that costume contest.
你们能行的 You can do it.
为我摘得桂冠 Lift the trophy for me.
你会亲眼见证的 You're gonna see it.
谁他妈能给我个充电器吗 Will somebody get me a god damn charger!!!!
希望你们万圣节玩得愉快 肯尼 Just have a good Halloween you guys, and Kenny?
啥事儿 斯坦 Yeah, Stan?
永保光辉 Stay gold.
斯坦 Stan!
我来了 I'm comin!
我来找你了 斯坦 I'm comin', Stan!
斯坦 Rarraar, Stan..
我跟保险公司谈过了 I spoke with the insurance company.
他们说我们能拿回一部分钱 They said we can get some of our money back.
不能全数拿回 但一部分可以 Not all of it, but some.
你想回家吗 洗个热水澡 换身衣服 You wanna come home? Get changed, take a shower?
不想 No.
你还想在这呆坐着冻得硬邦邦吗 You wanna just sit here a little more and be frozen?
是的 Yeah.
要我给你带份麦当劳外卖吗 You want me to bring you some Mcdonalds?
要 Okay.
那麦当劳里的要吃些啥 What do you want from Mcdonalds?
麦乐鸡 Chicken nuggets.
薯条 And fries.
甜酸酱 Sweet and sour sauce.
橙汁 Hi c orange.