《南方公园》第19季 第1集 "很赞很勇敢"
I'm going down to south park gonna have myself a time
Friendly faces everywhere humble folks without temptation
Going down to south park gonna leave my woes behind
Ample parking day or night people shouting howdy neighbor
Heading on out to south park gonna see if I can't unwind
I like girls with big vaginas I like girls with big fat titties
Come on down to south park and meet some friends of mine.
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好 请所有同学和家长入座 All right, parents and students, please take your seats.
翻译 牛懒器 FOXER 原子蛋
好吧 好吧 Okay, okay.
如你们所知 Now, as you know,
翻译 Tina 胡好时 小肚腩 赛太公
上周有一个学生 There was an incident at the school last week
[指比尔·科斯比性侵丑闻]
将性侵描述成"欲火科斯比" involving a student referring to rape as a "Hot Cosby."
校对 慕容龙飞 吃货丁小七
好么 M'kay?
时间轴 dreamdragon
听着 听着 Listen, listen!
维多利亚校长已经被开除了 Principal Victoria has been fired.
什么 What?
后期 鱼骨头 总监 吃货丁小七
-开除了 真的吗 -干得好 伙计 - Fired? Really? - Sweet, dude!
我们委任了一名新校长 And a new person has been appointed
他将致力于将南方公园小学 to try and make South Park Elementary
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打造成与时俱进的优秀学园 a more progressive place that fits in with today's times.
好么 M'kay?
欢迎政正[政治正确]校长 So, please welcome P.C. Principal.
听好 我是政正校长 All right, listen up. My name is P.C. Principal.
我不了解你们 但老实说 我已经厌倦了 I don't know about you, but frankly, I'm sick and tired of
当今社会少数族群被边缘化的状况 how minority groups are marginalized in today's society.
我来 是因为这里还停留在愚昧落后的时代 I'm here because this place is lost in a time warp!
学生还在用"弱智"这种词骂人 Students who still use the word "Retarded,"
老师声称没有子宫的女人 A teacher who said women without wombs
都该去做艾滋病检测 should get an AIDS test.
那时我还是个拉拉 Oh, I was a lesbian then.
一名有色人种大厨 A chef person of color
带着孩子们唱灵魂歌曲 who the children had sing soul songs,
最后却因孩子而死 and who the children drove to kill himself.
才不是 他是被娈童俱乐部洗脑了 No, he got brainwashed by a cult.
你被留校察看两天 小伙子 And that's two days' detention for you, young man.
-四点放学别走 -什么 - We'll see you at 4:00. - What?
我们身为科罗拉多州人 Let me ask you this. We're in Colorado, right?
学校里竟然没有西班牙小孩 Where are the hispanic kids? Huh?
说好的其他人种呢 Where are the ethnic and racial minorities?
托肯是黑人 Well, we have Token. He's black.
恭喜你也被留校察看两天了 麦基 And that's two days' detention for you, Mackey. Congratulations.
什么 我也被留校察看 Wha... I got detention?
来之前我谷歌了南方公园 I googled South Park before I came here,
你们做了那么多烂事竟然没受到惩罚 and I could not believe the shit you are getting away with.
口口声声说要为变性人维权的人 People claiming to be advocates of transgender rights,
不过是想借机混进女厕[卡特曼] but really just wanting to use the women's bathroom.
有的白人自以为是中国人 A white man who thinks he's Chinese,
还要建城墙抵御蒙古人 and built a wall to keep out Mongolians.
我恨蒙古人 Ooh, I hate-a Mongolians!
这他妈叫什么事儿 逗我玩儿呢 What the fuck is this? Are you kidding me?
告诉你们 好日子到头了 I'm telling you all, this is done.
管你们喜欢与否 政正时代归来 Like it or not, P.C. is back,
这将是一个无与伦比的时代 and it's bigger than ever.
[警车鸣笛声] 听到了吗 Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! You hear that?
这是2015年给你们当头一棒的声音 That's the sound of 2015 pulling you over, people.
吃屎去吧 Suck it.
哥们 一切似乎要大变样了 Man, I guess things are gonna be different around here.
我觉得这是好事啊 You know what? I think it's good.
早就该这样了 Let's face it, this is long overdue.
你们听说了吗 Did you guys hear?
卡特曼管海蒂·特纳叫"脏逼妹" Cartman got four days detention
被留校察看四天呢 for calling Heidi Turner "Clitty Litter."
关键是埃里克竟然没有反驳 But the thing is, ?Eric isn't even fighting it.
他似乎被吓得不轻 It's like he's all sad and scared.
喜闻乐见 是该有人震慑下他了 Good! ?He should be sad and scared.
这种行为应该被正视 These things do matter.
我已经开始为身处这样一个 And I already feel better to be at a school
能正视这些破事儿的学校 where we can start to have a dialogue
而感到高兴了 and talk about this stuff.
请凯尔·布洛夫斯基 Will Kyle Broflovski
立刻到校长办公室来一下 好么 Report to the principal's office immediately, m'kay?
凯尔·布洛夫斯基 Kyle Broflovski.
我念对了吗 Did I say that all right?
校长办公室
你好 我是杰拉德 Uh, hi. I'm Gerald,
凯尔·布洛夫斯基的父亲 Kyle Broflovski's father.
请坐 Have a seat.
我刚和您的孩子谈过了 I've been talking with your child,
我们将给他两周留校查看的惩罚 and we're gonna be giving him two weeks detention.
这是怎么回事 凯尔 What's this about, kyle?
您儿子对一个四年级女孩说了些话 Your son said some things to a fourth-grade girl
恕我直言 令我作呕 that, frankly, make me want to puke.
现在我是校长 Now that I'm principal,
我不允许任何人让学校里的成员 I'm not gonna allow anyone at this school
感到不安或受到骚扰 to be made feel unsafe and harassed.
他说了什么 Wh-wh-what did he say?
请原谅我的言辞 You'll have to excuse my language.
我认为凯特琳·詹娜[变性奥运冠军]不是英雄 "I don't think Caitlyn Jenner is a hero."
这种对变性恐惧和偏激的憎恨言论 This kind of transphobic and bigoted hate speech
是不能在这里流传的 老兄 isn't gonna fly here, bro!
我觉得我们都同意 I thought we were all on board
凯特琳·詹娜是一名出色而美丽的女人 that Caitlyn Jenner is an amazing, beautiful woman
她犹如一只 who had the exquisite bravery
迎风而飞的蝴蝶般优雅且勇敢 of a butterfly flying against the wind.
但是却有人说出这种屁话 And then this shit comes out of people's mouths!
政正校长 我相信凯尔只是在评论 P.C. Principal, I-I'm sure Kyle
布鲁斯·詹娜[变性前用名]这个人而已 was just referring to Bruce Jenner as a person,
而非是针对任何... and not trying to say anything against --
你他妈有意见吗 老兄 You got a fucking problem, bro?
没有 No.
因为不是他妈的什么布鲁斯·詹娜 Cause it's not Bruce fucking Jenner!
是凯特琳 而她是一个超他妈赞的女人 It's Caitlyn, and she's a fucking stunning woman!
还是说他歧视女性这臭毛病 Or maybe you're the one teaching him
就是跟你学的 to demean women in the first place.
怎么了 他妈的怎么了 老兄 Huh?! What's up? What the fuck is up, bro?!
也许我们可以 Look, maybe we can all just take --
你们他妈给我滚出去 Get the fuck out of here, dude!
柯兰奇微酿啤酒吧
这家伙以为他是哪根葱 I mean, who the hell does this guy think he is?
某个大学小屁孩就这样跑来 Some college kid's gonna come in
说我们这套过时了吗 and tell us our ways are old?
是啊 而且他不能这样欺负我们的孩子 Yeah. And you can't bully our kids like that.
凯尔已经要被留校查看两周了 Kyle's already gotten two weeks of detention.
为什么 For what?
就因为他说了些有关凯特琳·詹纳的话 Just 'cause he said something about Caitlyn Jenner.
凯特琳·詹纳 她是个英雄 Oh. Caitlyn Jenner? She's a hero.
她很赞很勇敢 She is stunning and brave.
很赞 Stunning.
她非常美丽 而且很激励人 She is absolutely beautiful, and an inspiration.
-是的 -是的 是这样的 -Yep. -Yep, that's right.
你们这帮人在说 What the hell are you guys talki--
我们得小心点 杰拉德 Uh, we got to be careful, Gerald.
这是个大学酒吧 This is a college bar.
有人对凯特琳·詹纳有意见吗 Somebody here have a problem with Caitlyn Jenner?
-没有 -没有吗 -No. -No?
因为她是一位很赞很美丽的女人 Cause she's a stunning, beautiful woman,
若你们要说她什么坏话 And if you want to call her anything else,
那我就要大打出手了 I'm ready to fucking throw down.
不不 我们对它没意见 No, no. We're totally fine with it.
它 "It"?
有人刚称凯特琳·詹纳为"它"了吗 Did somebody just refer to Caitlyn Jenner as "It"?!
老兄我可是政正 我会揍你的 I'm P.C., bro. I'll throw down.
赞 你是也是政正吗 老兄 Sweet! You're P.C., bro?
亚利桑那州立大学的 Yeah, Arizona State.
酷啊 老兄 我也是政正 麻省大学的 Sweet, bro. I'm P.C. Umass.
太棒了 兄弟 Fuck yeah! Sweet, dude.
太棒了 Sweet!
所以你们他妈有什么意见吗 So, do we have a fucking problem here?
没有 No!
凯特琳·詹纳是全美最勇敢的女人 Caitlyn Jenner is the bravest woman in America.
刚是不是有人在用 Did someone here just say America
一种排外并且歧视拉丁美洲和 in a way that otherizes and demeans
南美洲的语气说美国这个词 the people of Latin and South America?
很好 伙计 你也是政正吗 Nice, dude. You P.C.?
对 奇诺岗的 Yeah, Chino Hills.
你不把委内瑞拉人当美洲人吗 You think Venezuelans aren't Americans, brah?!
就是 你想取笑我吗 Yeah, you want to make fun of me?!
你们几个怎么回事 Hey! What seems to be the problem here, gentlemen?
你又是谁 Who the hell are you?
我是政正校长 I'm P.C. Principal.
是嘛 我们都是政正的 Oh, nice. We're all P.C., too.
不是吧 这里还有政正兄弟吗 No way! ?There's more p.C. Bros here?
我 俄亥俄的 Yeah, dude. Ohio state.
弟兄们好 我德州农工大的 Sweet, bros! Texas A&M.
没想到镇上还有跟我一样 Bro, I had no idea there were like-minded individuals
注重保护弱势群体的同志 in this town who defended social minorities.
咱们应该多聚聚 We should all hang out!
一定要聚聚 We should totally hang out!
咱们应该找个大房子 We should all get a house together
把同志们都集结起来 and unite our tolerant views.
-干 -干 - Fucking do it, dude! - Fuck yeah!
看来这个世界又政正起来了 Well, looks like things are getting all P.C. again.
干 政正 Yeah, bro! P.C.!
你觉得这次要搞多久 Well, how long do you think this will last?
上次搞了六年 Lasted about six years last time.
那至少还有5.9年要熬 We got at least 5.9 years to go.
卡特曼 怎么了 Uh, hey, Cartman. What's going on?
你是不是要 那个 Aren't you going to, uh, you know,
去对付这个新校长 go do something about this new principal?
我已经被罚留校察看四天了 I've already got four days of detention.
我可不想再受罚 I don't want any more.
我要守点儿规矩了 I'm gonna start following the rules.
这可不像你 卡特曼 But this isn't you, Cartman!
没错 我们认识的那个埃里克·卡特曼呢 Yeah, where's the Eric Cartman we know?
我们认识的卡特曼才不管什么规矩 The Eric Cartman we know breaks the rules,
他就像他的偶像那样 我行我素 and he gets away with it, just like his hero.
谁是你偶像 卡特曼 Come on. Who's your hero, Cartman?
-汤姆·布拉迪[橄榄球星] -没错 - Tom Brady. －Right.
[汤姆·布拉迪在2014赛季中将比赛用球放气使其更好抓取传递]
汤姆·布拉迪坏了规矩之后会怎样 And what does Tom Brady do after breaking the rules?
-死不承认 -没错 - Deny and subvert. - Yeah!
如果他在店里偷东西被抓了 Yeah, what -- ?what would Tom Brady say
他会怎么说 if he got caught shoplifting?
这么多人偷 干嘛就抓我 "Everybody shoplifts. Why are you coming down on me?"
没错 Yeah!
你就是汤姆·布拉迪 卡特曼 You're Tom Brady, Cartman.
那个新校长就是橄榄球联盟总干事 And that new principal in there is the football commissioner
他硬要处罚你 trying to dictate his punishment to you.
一个无懈可击的作弊狂 And what happens when an invulnerable cheater
遇到精英主义的集团独裁者会怎样 comes up against an elitist corporate dictator?
掀起一阵伪善风暴 A perfect storm of hypocrisy that everyone in the country
折腾大家几个月 has to deal with for months on end.
没错 Yeah!
你们说得对 我要像汤姆·布拉迪那样 You're right, guys. ?I'm gonna Tom Brady this thing.
没错 Yeah!
我要说 我要说 I'm gonna say -- I'm gonna say,
凭什么罚我留校察看四天 "You're not giving me four days of detention.
留我一天就够了 You're only giving me one!"
没错 Yeah!
呸 呸 呸 No. No, to hell with that.
一天都不许留我 You're giving me no days suspension!
说完我就回家搞我的性感老婆去 And then I'm gonna go home and fuck my hot wife,
虽然她不是很性感 还比较像汉子 who's not even that hot, and kind of looks like a dude!
[汤姆·布拉迪妻子下巴过于方正偏像男性]
没错 Yeah!
谢谢你们 Thanks, guys.
我差点忘了橄榄球教给我们的东西 I almost forgot the lessons that football has taught us all.
什么破规矩 我才不管 I can get around these pesky rules.
巴特斯 内裤借我 Butters, I'm going to need your underwear.
好哒 Okay!
酷 成功了 Cool. I think we did it.
教职工厕所
你好 政正校长 Oh, P.C. Principal. How are you today?
你在教职工厕所里干什么 What are you doing in the faculty bathroom?
我觉得咱俩 You know, I think you and I
那天闹了点误会 got off on the wrong foot the other day.
当然 您请继续 不必收枪 By all means, please, keep your dick out.
但我不会接受四天留校察看处罚 You see, I'm not going to accept four days of detention,
你要公开道歉 and you're going to apologize publicly
承认你在学校对我们太严格 for being so strict to me and my friends at school.
你小子他妈在说什么 What the fuck are you talking about?
只是提个要求而已 It's just a request, that's all.
回见 See you around.
你好像掉东西了 政正校长 Oh, you seem to have dropped something, P.C. Principal.
这是什么 What's this?
这怎么会有小孩的内裤呢 Why, this is a little boy's underwear.
这是巴特斯的内裤 Why, this is Butters' underwear.
什么 What?
政正校长 你怎么有巴特斯的内裤 而且 P.C. Principal, ?you have Butters' underwear? And now...
天哪 上面还全是你的DNA Oh, my gosh, ?it's got you DNA all over it.
这肯定对你影响不好 This certainly ?doesn't look good for you.
我可以不告诉其他人 I don't need to tell anyone about this.
不过 你应该知道该怎么做了 No, I think we have an understanding.
懂否[意大利语] Capiche?
你刚刚说什么 What did you just say?
你是指继续露鸟不必收枪吗 You mean about keeping your dick out?
还什么懂否 "Capiche"?
你威胁人还带美籍意大利人腔调 You're associating Italian-Americans to intimidation tactics?
说话小心点 小子 You better watch your microaggressions, bro.
好吧 O-kay.
你不希望自己搞得 Look, you don't want to end up
[赛百味前代言人杰拉德·福格尔因娈童案身败名裂]
跟赛百味那代言人[英文直译发言男]一样吧 like the spokesman for Subway, do you?
你刚刚是不是用了一个 Did you just use a term
无视女性的职业词汇吗 that excludes women from an occupation?!
好吧 咱俩先退一步 Okay, let's back up. Aah!
你刚刚说了"发言男"而不是"发言人"吗 Did you just say spokesman instead of spokesperson
然而女人明明也一样 when women are just as capable
可以代言三明治 of selling sandwiches as anyone?!
你是有意在话里 Are you purposely trying to use words
主张男性特权吗 that assert your male privilege?!
不是 对不起 No, I'm sorry!
我是想诬陷你猥亵巴特斯 I was just trying to frame you for raping Butters!
你觉得美籍意大利人和女人不重要吗 Do you think Italian-Americans and women are less important?!
天啊 Oh, god!
你竟敢用特殊词汇 You dare to use words that alienate
排挤两个群体的人 two communities of people who have to deal
他们每天都要面对你这种偏见的话 with verbal biases like yours on a daily basis?!
我想跟政正校长谈谈 Can I speak ?with P.C. Principal, please?
兄弟们 又来了一个 Oh, yeah. We got another one, guys!
太好了 带他进来 All right! Bring him in, bro!
我们准备好了 We're ready! Whoo!
等等 干嘛 Wait, what?
宣誓人
不 我不是 Hey, no, I-I don't...
所有宣誓人 喝一口 All the pledges, take a shot!
好了 宣誓人们 All right, pledges.
很高兴你们想变身政正 We're excited you want to try and be P.C.
希望你们有资格 We hope you've got what it takes
加入美国最积极的社团 to join the most socially active group in America.
现在外面还有一些人会问 You know, there's still some people out there that say,
政正到底是什么意思 "What does being P.C. really mean?"
我来告诉你们它的意思 Well, I'll tell you what it means.
它的意思是爱啤酒和健身胜过一切 It means you love nothing more than beer, working out,
在言辞上捍卫受压迫的边缘人群时 and that feeling you get when you rhetorically defend
自己会感到满足 a marginalized community from systems of oppression.
你昨晚很晚才回来 You got home pretty late last night.
早上六点 6:00 A.M.?
我加入了一个社会意识团体 I've joined a social-awareness group.
这个社团抵制使用一些 It's a coalition that discourages the use of...words
有消极无礼含义的词 that have negative or offensive connotations
让受到不公待遇的人获得尊重 to grant respect to people who are victims of unfair stereotypes.
你六点才回来 现在又不去上班 You got in at 6:00, and now you're missing work.
莎朗 我们躲过了很多坏事的罪责 We've been getting away with horrible things, Sharon.
我们嘲笑过特权较少的人 Having laughs at less privileged people
以为这样不会伤害人 and thinking it was harmless.
我们团体正努力传播正能量 Our group is... trying to be a civilizing influence,
并开会探讨 where we discuss and have meetings
如何更好的定义和加强 to better define and reinforce tolerance
对所有社会群体的接纳和容忍 and acceptance of all groups of people.
他们开会还带酒吗 And do they have booze at these meetings?
有饮品 有的 They serve refreshments, yes.
卡特曼 Cartman?
我们无法打败他的 We can't beat him, you guys.
政正校长太强大了 P.C. Principal is too strong.
那我们怎么办 What do we do now?
没办法了 There's nothing left to do.
我会承认我犯了错 I'm going to admit I did something wrong,
接受惩罚 让这事翻篇吧 take my punishment and move on.
我不是汤姆·布雷迪 I'm not Tom Brady.
不要啊 Oh, no!
如果我们跟警察说校长干的事 Dude, if we all tell the police what the principal did,
-他就会被炒掉的 -没错 -He'll be fired. -Yeah!
-不可能 -为啥 -No way. -Why?
因为政正校长是对的 凯尔 Because P.C. Principal is right, Kyle.
我们就是有偏见的人 You and I are bigots.
咱们也是时候该长大了 And it's time for us to grow up.
才不 你才有偏见 No, you're a bigot.
我都能正视自己的偏见 你怎么就不行 If I can face my prejudice, why can't you?
我们是两个养尊处优的白人直男 We're two privileged, straight white boys
嘲笑着从来不会困扰我们的事情 have their laughs about things we never had to deal with.
我才不会道歉 I'm not going to apologize
说出"卡特琳·詹纳不是英雄"这种话 for saying Caitlyn Jenner isn't a hero.
我甚至觉得 In fact, personally,
她连个好人都算不上 I think she's most likely not a very good person.
凯尔 相信我 我明白仇恨难以消弭 Kyle, believe me, I know the struggle with hatred.
让我们携手变成更好的人吧 Let's make ourselves better people…together.
拜托 肥肥 Come on, fat-ass.
别再嘲笑胖子了凯尔 让我们踏入新篇章吧 No more fat shaming, Kyle. Let's start a new chapter.
所以你再也不会叫我死犹太人了吗 So you're never gonna call me a dirty jew again?
不会了 No.
我会称你为 我的朋友 I'm going to call you... my friend.
你妹 Oh fuck you.
我想我们都没意识到他有多坏 I guess we never realized how bad he really was.
好了 宣誓人们 听好了 All right, pledges, listen up.
恭喜你们走到了最后 Congratulations on making it to the final cuts.
太棒了 哥们 Dude, let's go!
现在是最后一个测试 Now it's time for the final test.
你们想证明自己属于政正 So, what you're gonna have to do to prove you belong with P.C.
就需要出去重审一下某个人的优越感 is go out there and check someone's privilege.
终于到了 Finally!
好棒 Yes!
抱歉 我不太明白 I'm sorry, I don't know what that is.
特福 请解释一下 Tofer, can you explain check your privilege, please?
就是让别人承认 It's getting someone to acknowledge
他们生来就有的优越 their own inherent privileges,
并提醒他们放下优越感 and reminding them to put them aside
从而更好地理解别人的困境 in order to better understand another human's plight.
布雷特[橄榄球星]因在颁奖典礼上鼓掌不够热烈而遭诟病
外面依然有像布雷特·法瑞这样的人 You see, there's still people out there like Brett fucking Favre,
在我们都起身 who think that when we all stand up
为在ESPY颁奖礼上的凯特琳·詹纳鼓掌时 and applaud Caitlyn Jenner at the ESPY awards,
[ESPY 每年举行的年度卓越体育表现奖]
他却认为他这么随便鼓鼓就能糊弄过去 he can get away with one of these bullshit claps.
我们在鼓掌 法瑞 It's called clapping, Favre!
你在干啥 洗手吗 What the are you doing? You washing your hands?
你要么好好干 要么滚蛋 You're either on board or you're not, bro.
如果他要取笑别人 Now, if he's gonna bring shame on someone,
那么他就该被重审一下优越感 then he can have his privilege checked,
让他也被嘲笑一下 and have a little shame brought down on him!
你要我去嘲笑布雷特·法瑞吗 You want me to shame Brett Favre?
不 No,
因为现在有个更严重的患者 'cause there's somebody even worse now.
什么情况 搞什么 Aah! What the hell dude?! What the fuck!?
偏见者
布雷迪
我也许倒下了 但并没有离场 I may be down, but I'm not out.
汤姆·布莱迪永远不会离场 Tom Brady's never out.
你违反了规则 You broke the rules!
你大爷 你才违反了规则 Fuck you I broke the rules. You're breaking the rules.
你 你坏了规矩 You. You broke the rules.
你在发现我坏了规矩的时候坏了规矩 You broke the rules how you found out I broke the rules.
对 你坏了规矩 Yeah, you broke the rules!
我是总裁 我可以坏规矩是因为 I'm the commissioner. I can break the rules 'cause you guys
你们先坏了规矩 而且我还算罚得轻了 broke the rules before but I didn't bust you enough.
不能因为我们坏了规矩而你却罚得轻了 Just 'cause you didn't bust us enough for breaking the rules,
就代表你可以坏了规矩这样罚我们 that doesn't mean you can break the rules busting us now.
滚你们丫的 我想咋样就咋样 Fuck both you guys. I can do whatever I want.
我偏要坏规矩 I'm breaking the rules.
操你妈 老子是汤姆·布拉迪 Fuck you, I'm Tom Brady!
操你妈 老子是联盟总裁 Fuck you, I'm the commissioner.
规矩我可以随意改 I'll make up new rules.
滚你丫的规矩 Fuck your rules!
滚你们这群他妈的坏规矩的 Fuck you guys, always fucking rules.
我偏就要坏规矩 规矩 I'll all the rules! Rules, rules...
巴特斯 Butters!
我在呢 埃里克 I'm here, Eric.
巴特斯 Oh, Butters.
原来我一直过着可怕的生活 I've lived such a horrible life,
总是为所欲为 always doing whatever I want
还自称是为了正义 and claiming it to be for integrity.
巴特斯 Butters?
怎么了 埃里克 Yes, Eric?
我再也不会变回曾经的自己 I'm never going back to the person I was.
我对天发誓 I swear to God.
从现在开始 全新的埃里克·卡特曼 From now on, the world is going to know a new
将站在全世界面前 and better Eric Cartman.
拜托能让你爸别再来烦我了吗 Will you please tell your dad to leave me alone?
哥们 这怎么回事 Dude, what happened?
你爸在我家草坪上冲我喊了一整晚 Your dad was on my lawn yelling at me all night,
最后等我好不容易睡着 And after I finally fell asleep,
醒来发现自己被绑在树上 I woke up saran-wrapped to a tree
脸上还画着好几只鸡鸡 with penises on my face.
还有这个 And this.
稍等 Hang on.
爸 你有没有在我朋友脸上画鸡鸡 Dad, did you draw dicks on my friend's face?
我有没有重审他的优越感 有 Did I check his privilege? Yes.
我喝了点小酒 I had some refreshments,
还去重审了你朋友的优越感 and I checked your friend's privilege.
他是我最好的朋友 爸 That's my best friend, Dad.
别为了融入兄弟会去羞辱他了 Stop shaming him because you want to fit in.
斯坦 资本主义社会里的白人直男 Stan, straight white males in a capitalistic society
基本上都不了解 have little... understanding of victimization
有关不公平对待和贫穷的伤害 compared to injustices... against underprivileged.
脸上的鸡鸡是个属于第一世界的问题 Dicks on your face is a very first-world problem.
操 Oh, shit!
凯尔 不然你还是先承认 Look, Kyle, maybe you should just say
凯特琳·詹纳是英雄吧 Caitlyn Jenner is a hero.
我又没有说过她不是英雄 I didn't even say she wasn't a hero!
我只是说她对我来说不是英雄 I just said she isn't a hero to me!
他进入卡戴珊家族时我就不喜欢他了 I didn't like Bruce Jenner as a person when he was on the Kardashians,
我也不会突然就喜欢上他 And I don't suddenly like him now.
是"她" Her.
她 对 Her! Yes!
不行 巴特斯 Oh, it's no use, Butters.
我很想离开这 I want to get out there
开始做一些积极的改变 and start making positive changes,
可我走都走不好 but I can barely even walk.
同学们怎么样 How is everybody doing?
都挺好的 Well, they're fine.
所有人都老老实实闭上嘴 Everyone's just kind of keeping their mouths shut.
挺好的 It's kind of nice.
所以政正那帮家伙也就不管他们了 So the P.C. guys are leaving people alone.
除了... Well, except for...
谁 Who?
现在凯尔成了他们的主要目标 Well-- well, now they've made Kyle their main target.
凯尔 Kyle?
我朋友凯尔 My friend Kyle?
埃里克 你在干什么 Eric, what are you doing?
我别无选择 I don't have a choice.
我必须赶走政正这帮人 I have to take these P.C. people out.
我还以为你跟他们是一路人 Oh, but I thought you agreed with them.
的确 但我还是得救救凯尔 I do, but I have to help Kyle
虽然我完全不认同他充满仇恨与偏执的想法 even if I don't agree with his hateful, bigoted thoughts.
凯尔的看法可能有些扭曲 Kyle's view may be warped.
我就觉得凯特琳·詹纳是个美炸了的英雌 I personally think Caitlyn Jenner's a stunning hero.
但这并不代表 But that doesn't mean I'll stand by
凯尔对他人的不宽容就可以被以暴力对待 while Kyle's intolerance is dealt with violently.
我们要跟政正这帮人决一死战 We're going to war with these P.C. people once and for all.
巴特斯 我需要你找来两百墨西哥孕妇 Butters, I'm going to need 200 pregnant Mexican women
以及几座墨西哥卷饼炮 and some taco launchers.
妥了 Well, okay!
*社会正义 一二三 呜呜* *Social justice! One, two, three! Whoo, whoo!*
*政治正确 我愿意 呜呜* *I wanna be P.C.! Whoo, whoo!*
*政正尖兵 从我做起* *It's just the way to be for me!*
*还有你 呜呜* *And you! Whoo, whoo!*
*歧视用语不再有 呜呜* *Your hateful slurs are through! Whoo, whoo!*
*就逮你个现行犯 呜呜* *I call whoo, whoo on you! Whoo, whoo!*
*你一日不政正 我万死也不罢休* *We'll fight until you're P.C. black and blue!*
*呜呜* *Whoo, whoo!*
*语言警察 治偏执* *We are language police fighting bigotry!*
*伤人言语 吃我屎* *Hurtful words can suck our turds,*
*政正尖兵 就是我* *'cause it's P.C. For me!*
*还有你 呜呜* *-And you! -Whoo, whoo!*
-赞啦 -赞啦 兄弟 -Yeah! - Yeah, bro!
-对啊 -就是要政正 兄弟 - Yeah! - Yeah! P.C., bro!
好了 All right.
墨西哥孕妇小队出发 Send in the pregnant mexican women.
这是什么鬼 Fuck bro!
发射墨西哥卷饼炮 Fire the taco launchers!
叙利亚难民儿童队 从左翼袭击 Syrian refugee children, flank from the left!
兄弟 这是搞毛啊 Dude, what is this, bro?
我也不知道 兄弟 I don't know, bro!
叙利亚难民儿童队已成功进入 The Syrian refugee children are in.
放杰瑞德[赛百味代言人 猥亵儿童犯] Send in Jared!
这到底是在搞什么 What in the world is going on?
很好 All right, good.
墨西哥孕妇们在墨西哥卷饼上睡着了 The pregnant mexican women are falling asleep on the tacos.
叙利亚难民也冲过去要保护他们的孩子了 Alright, the Syrian refugee's are trying to protect their children.
阳台上政正帮的人还是太多了 There's still too many P.C. Guys on the balcony.
凯尔在那里 Oh there's Kyle.
你他妈搞毛呢 凯尔 What the fuck are you doing, Kyle?
够了 Enough!
停 大家停手 Stop! Everyone stop!
全乱套了 我不能让事情继续下去了 This is so wrong! I can't let it continue.
我从来都没想过让事情发展至此 This is not ever what I intended.
我只是想说 I just want to say...
凯特琳·詹纳是位英雌 Caitlyn Jenner is a hero.
这是唯一的说法 There's no other way to say it.
她的举动需要莫大的勇气 她也绝对美翻了 What she did took bravery, and she is absolutely stunning.
[凯特琳·詹纳出席ESPY颁奖礼录像]
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政正
烫 烫 好烫啊 Ow, hot! Hot, hot, hot, hot!
不得不夸你啊 马什 Got to hand it to you, Marsh.
你真是重审了那小男孩的特权啊 You really checked ?that little boy's privilege.
运用叙利亚难民的这招真是神来之笔 Using those Syrian refugees was genius, bro.
我从来没想过直接冒犯它人形象 Yeah. I would've never thought to use offensive imagery
和刻意加深偏见也能让人重新看事情 and outrage stereo-types to revoke someone to open their eyes
我现在也政正了吗 So, I'm P.C. now?
你不只政正了 你还改变了我的政正思想 You're not only P.C.. You've actually changed my P.C.
恭喜 这是你的奥克利牌墨镜 Congrats, here's your Oakleys
是奥克利啊 Wow, Oakleys.
赞啊 兄弟 这墨镜屌炸了 Oh yeah bro, these are swag.
看来政正校长会继续留下了 So I guess P.C. Principal is here to stay, huh?
是啊 但至少这次我们让他知道 Yes, but at least we showed him that
有时候开一些非政正的玩笑 sometimes joking about unP.C. things
也是有重大意义的 它能让人开始讨论问题 can actually be important, because it starts a dialog.
有什么不对吗 凯尔 What's wrong, Kyle?
你也拿到蛋糕了 快吃啊 You have your cake, eat it too.
我觉得在这件事情中 所有人都输了 It just seems to me that we all lost in this,
而唯一的赢家 是你 and the only person who won is you.
这会让你联想到谁呢 凯尔 Hmm. And who does that reminds you of, Kyle?
我要回家去操我火辣的老婆了 I'm gonna go home and fuck my hot wife,
那个有点像汉子的老婆 who kind of looks like a dude.