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* 欢迎来到南方公园 享受好时光 * I'm goin' down to South Park,gonna have myself a time
* 到处都是友好的脸 * Friendly faces everywhere
* 淳朴的居民乐天知命 * Humble folks without temptation
* 来到南方公园 可不要大惊小怪 * Goin' down to South Park,gonna leave my woes behind
* 大车小车随便停 * Ample parking day or night
* 人人喊着邻居你好! * People spouting,"Howdy,neighbor!"
* 到了南方公园 看你感觉多自然 * Heading on up to South Park,gonna see if I can't unwind
* (你要听得清我说话 算你最厉害!) * Mrph rmhmhm rm!Mrph rmhmhm rm!
* 快来南方公园 让你笑口常开 * Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine
南方公园 第十九季 第一集 BD：Tearemix
食堂
全校会议
家长们 同学们 请就坐 All right,parents and students,please take your seats.
好吧 好吧 Okay,okay.
大家都知道 上周学校发生了一起事故 Now,as you know,there was an incident at the school last week
一名学生把强奸称为"性感的Cosby" involving a student referring to rape as a "hot Cosby."
(影射黑人演员 Bill Cosby的强奸案)
知道吧? M'kay?
安静 安静! Victoria校长已经被解雇了 Listen,listen!Principal Victoria has been fired.
- 什么? - 解雇了? 讲真? - What? - Fired?Really?
太棒了! Sweet,dude!
新任校长将努力 让南方公园小学成为... And a new person has been appointed to try and make South Park Elementary
一所顺应时代的先进小学 a more progressive place that fits in with today's times.
知道吧? M'kay?
接下来 有请治正会校长 So,please welcome P.C.Principal.
听好了 我是治正会校长 All right,listen up.My name is P.C.Principal.
我不知道你们怎么想 但老实讲 I don't know about you,but frankly,
我已经受够了 这个社会有那么多的歧视 I'm sick and tired of how minority groups are marginalized in today's society.
我来这儿 是因为这地方已经被时间遗忘了 I'm here because this place is lost in a time warp!
学生们还在用"弱智"这个词 Students who still use the word "retarded,"
老师们仍然认为 没有子宫的女人应该做艾滋病检查 a teacher who said women without wombs should get an AIDS test.
人家那时候还是个拉拉嘛 Oh,I was a lesbian then.
有色人种的厨师 孩子们逼他唱灵魂乐 A chef person of color who the children had sing soul songs,
(灵魂乐多为黑人演唱)
最后被逼自杀 and who the children drove to kill himself.
不 他是被邪教洗脑了 No,he got brainwashed by a cult.
罚你两天的留堂 年轻人 And that's two days detention for you,young man.
- 我们4点见 - 搞毛? - We'll see you at 4:00. - What?
我问你们 我们是在科罗拉多 对吧? Let me ask you this.We're in Colorado,right?
那西班牙裔学生在哪呢 啊? Where are the Hispanic kids?Huh?
少数族裔都在哪呢? Where are the ethnic and racial minorities?
我们还是有Token的 他是黑人 Well,we have Token.He's black.
Mackey 罚你两天的留堂 恭喜了 And that's two days detention for you,Mackey.Congratulations.
什... 罚我留堂? Wha...I got detention?
来这儿之前 我查了南方公园 I Googled South Park before I came here,
简直不敢相信你们做尽龌龊之事 却能逍遥法外 and I could not believe the shit you are getting away with.
表面上说是维护变性人的权益 People claiming to be advocates of transgender rights,
却只是为了占用女厕所 but really just wanting to use the women's bathroom.
一个自认为是中国人的白人 修了一座墙抵御蒙古人 A white man who thinks he's Chinese,and built a wall to keep out Mongolians.
噢 我恨蒙古人! Ooh,I hate-a Mongolians!
这TM都是啥? 你TM是在逗我? What the * is this?Are you kidding me?
我告诉你们 这种事就此结束 I'm telling you all,this is done.
不管你喜不喜欢 治正会回来了 这将是前所未有的 Like it or not,P.C.is back,and it's bigger than ever.
听到没? You hear that?
2015之声要拯救你们 见鬼去吧 That's the sound of 2015 pulling you over,people.Suck it.
天呐 这儿要有大变革了 Man,I guess things are gonna be different around here.
我觉得这样也好 You know what,I think it's good.
承认吧 早就该这样了 Let's face it,this is long overdue.
你们听说没? Did you guys hear?
Cartman被罚了四天的留堂 就因为骂Heidi Turner是"逼毛垃圾" Cartman got four days detention for calling Heidi Turner "Clitty Litter."
重点是 Eric都没反抗 But the thing is,Eric isn't even fighting it.
他好像被吓坏了 It's like he's all sad and scared.
太好了! 他活该被吓坏 Good!He should be sad and scared.
这很重要 These things do matter.
学校终于有一天能把这种事 放到明面上讲了 And I already feel better to be at a school where we can start to have a dialogue and talk about this stuff.
Kyle Broflovski 马上来校长室报道 Will Kyle Broflovski report to the principal's office immediately,m'kay?
Kyle Broflovski 我这样讲对吗? Kyle Broflovski.Did I say that all right?
校长室
呃 你好 我是Kyle Broflovski的爸爸Gerald Uh,hi.I'm Gerald,Kyle Broflovski's father.
坐 Have a seat.
我已经跟你儿子谈了 我们要罚他两周的留堂 I've been talking with your child,and we're gonna be giving him two weeks detention.
这是怎么了 Kyle? What's this about,Kyle?
你儿子对个四年级女孩说了些话 坦白讲 让我都想吐 Your son said some things to a fourth-grade girl that,frankly,make me want to puke.
既然我是校长 Now that I'm principal,
我决不允许学校里的任何人 感到不安或是烦恼 I'm not gonna allow anyone at this school to be made feel unsafe and harassed.
他到底说了什...什么? Wh-wh-what did he say?
请您原谅我语言粗鲁 You'll have to excuse my language.
"Caitlyn Jenner算个鬼的英雄" "I don't think Caitlyn Jenner is a hero."
(最近很火的变性人 卡戴珊继父)
这种歧视变性的狭隘仇恨言论 绝不允许在这里传播 This kind of transphobic and bigoted hate speech isn't gonna fly here,bro!
我以为大家都认同 Caitlyn Jenner是个迷人的大美女 I thought we were all on board that Caitlyn Jenner is an amazing,beautiful woman
她的勇气犹如蝴蝶逆风飞舞般强大 who had the exquisite bravery of a butterfly flying against the wind.
居然有人能说出这种话 And then this shit comes out of people's mouths!
治正校长 我肯定Kyle应该是 只针对Bruce Jenner这个人 P.C.Principal,I-I'm sure Kyle was just referring to Bruce Jenner as a person,
(变性前用名)
并没有其他... and not trying to say anything against...
你TM有毛病吗 兄弟 You got a * problem,bro?
- 不 - 就没有Bruce Jenner - No. - 'Cause it's not Bruce * Jenner!
是Caitlyn 她是个大美女 It's Caitlyn,and she's a * stunning woman!
也许就是你教他这么贬低女人的吧 Or maybe you're the one teaching him to demean women in the first place.
你有病吗? 是不是有病? Huh?What's up?What's * up,bro?!
呃 也许我们应该... Look,maybe we can all just take...
你他妈给我滚出去! Get the * out of here,dude!
脆脆微酿酒吧
我是说他以为自己是谁啊 I mean,who the hell does this guy think he is?
乳臭未干的毛头小子 来鄙视我们思想落后 Some college kid's gonna come in and tell us our ways are old?
没错 而且他不能这样欺负我们的孩子 Yeah.And you can't bully our kids like that.
Kyle要连续两周留堂了 Kyle's already gotten two weeks of detention.
为啥啊? For what?
就因为他说了句Caitlyn Jenner的坏话 Just 'cause he said something about Caitlyn Jenner.
Caitlyn Jenner? 她是个英雄 Caitlyn Jenner?She's a hero.
她太了不起了 太勇敢了 She is stunning and brave.
非常牛逼 她人长得漂亮 还充满正能量 Stunning.She is absolutely beautiful,and an inspiration.
- 没错 - 对对对 - Yep. - Yep,that's right.
你们他妈说什... What the hell are you guys talki...
Gerald 我们得小心点 这是个大学酒吧 Uh,we got to be careful,Gerald.This is a college bar.
谁对Caitlyn Jenner有意见? Somebody here have a problem with Caitlyn Jenner?
- 没有 - 真的没有? - No. - No?
她绝对是一个了不起的美女 'Cause she's a stunning,beautiful woman,
要是你们有谁诋毁她 老子是要揍人的 and if you want to call her anything else,I'm ready to * throw down.
没有 没有 我们都觉得他人挺好的 No,no.We're totally fine with it.
"他"? "It"?
有人刚才说Caitlyn Jenner是他? Did somebody just refer to Caitlyn Jenner as "it"?!
我是治正会的 小心我揍你 I'm P.C.,bro.I'll throw down.
- 真巧 你也是治正会的？ - 对 亚利桑那州大的 - Sweet!You're P.C.,bro? - Yeah,Arizona State.
太巧了 我麻省大治正会的 Sweet,bro.I'm P.C.UMass.
- 我艹 真是兄弟 - 没错兄弟 - * yeah!Sweet,dude. - Sweet!
所以你们还他妈有意见吗? So,do we have a * problem here?
没有! Caitlyn Jenner全美最勇敢的女人 No!Caitlyn Jenner is the bravest woman in America.
刚谁说全美了? Did someone here just say America in a way that
是瞧不起拉美人和南美人吗? otherizes and demeans the people of Latin and South America?
- 说的好 治正会的? - 对 派欧拉大学 - Nice,dude.You P.C.? - Yeah,Chino Hills.
你们觉得委内瑞拉人 就不是美洲人了吗? You think Venezuelans aren't Americans,brah?!
就是 你们逗我吗? Yeah,you want to make fun of me?!
嘿! 你们这桌到底有啥毛病? Hey!What seems to be the problem here,gentlemen?
- 你他妈又是谁? - 我是治正会校长 - Who the hell are you? - I'm P.C.Principal.
噢 真棒 我们都是 Oh,nice.We're all P.C.,too.
不会吧! 这儿这么多治正会的兄弟? No way!There's more P.C.bros here?
- 没错 我是俄亥俄州立的 - 巧了 我德州农工的 - Yeah,dude.Ohio State. - Sweet,bros!Texas A&M.
想不到这里竟有这么多志同道合的兄弟 在保护社会弱势群体 Bro,I had no idea there were like-minded individuals in this town who defended social minorities.
- 我们应该多在一起聚聚! - 我们是该多聚聚! - We should all hang out! - We should totally hang out!
我们应该找个地儿在一起 探讨我们包容的观点 We should all get a house together and unite our tolerant views.
- 就他妈该这么做! - 就是! 就是！ - * do it,dude! - * yeah!* yeah!
你他妈的注意措辞 ???
哼 看起来X治正X之风又吹起来了 Well,looks like things are getting all P.C.again.
- 就他妈是这样! - X治正X! - * yeah,bro! - P.C.!
你觉得这次能撑多久? Well,how long do you think this will last?
上一次有六年吧 Lasted about six years last time.
这次还剩至少5.9年吧 We got at least 5.9 years to go.
南方公园小学
嘿 Cartman 你还好吗? Uh,hey,Cartman.What's going on?
你不是应该 恩 搞一下新校长? Aren't you going to,uh,you know,go do something about this new principal?
我已经被罚了四天的留堂了 I've already got four days of detention.
我不想再惹事了 I don't want any more.
我要开始遵守纪律 I'm gonna start following the rules.
但是你不是这样的人 Cartman! But this isn't you,Cartman!
没错 我们认识的Eric Cartman在哪? Yeah,where's the Eric Cartman we know?
我们的Eric Cartman违章乱纪 而且总能逃脱惩罚 The Eric Cartman we know breaks the rules,and he gets away with it,
正如他崇拜的英雄一样 谁是你的英雄 Cartman? just like his hero.Come on.Who's your hero,Cartman?
Tom Brady (爱国者队四分卫) Tom Brady.
好 那Tom Brady犯错后会做什么？ Right.And what does Tom Brady do after breaking the rules?
- 否认和狡辩 - 没错! - Deny and subvert. - Yeah!
对 那如果Tom Brady 被抓到顺手牵羊会说什么? Yeah,what...What would Tom Brady say if he got caught shoplifting?
(今年9月的真事)
"顺手牵羊的人多了去了 为啥专说我?" "Everybody shoplifts.Why are you coming down on me?"
没错! Yeah!
你就是Tom Brady Cartman You're Tom Brady,Cartman.
而那个新校长 And that new principal in there
就是想罚你的橄榄球协会理事 is the football commissioner trying to dictate his punishment to you.
那么无懈可击的骗子要对抗 精英集团独裁者会怎样呢? And what happens when an invulnerable cheater comes up against an elitist corporate dictator?
一波猛烈的伪善风潮席卷全国 人们不得不持续数月跟风假装 A perfect storm of hypocrisy that everyone in the country has to deal with for months on end.
没错! Yeah!
你们是对的 兄弟们 我必须学Tom Brady来处理这件事 You're right,guys.I'm gonna Tom Brady this thing.
没错! Yeah!
我会说 休想罚我四天留堂 I'm gonna say...I'm gonna say,"You're not giving me four days of detention.
- 我只接受一天 - 没错! - You're only giving me one!" - Yeah!
不 不 去他妹的 No.No,to hell with that.
休想罚我停赛 You're giving me no days suspension!
我要回家上我性感的老婆 虽说也没那么性感 And then I'm gonna go home and * my hot wife,who's not even that hot,
(Tom Brady老婆是维秘超模 Gisele Bundchen)
- 还长得有点爷们 - 没错! - and kind of looks like a dude! - Yeah!
谢谢 兄弟们 Thanks,guys.
我差点把橄榄球 教给我们的这些给忘了 I almost forgot the lessons that football has taught us all.
这些破规定我能搞定 I can get around these pesky rules.
Butters 我需要你的内裤 Butters,I'm going to need your underwear.
没问题 Okay!
太棒了 我想我们成功了 Cool.I think we did it.
喂 治正校长 今天过得怎么样 Oh,P.C.Principal.How are you today?
你来教职工卫生间干吗 What are you doing in the faculty bathroom?
我觉得咱俩那天有点误会 You know,I think you and I got off on the wrong foot the other day.
您继续上哈 By all means,please,keep your dick out.
你知道吗 我不打算接受那四天的留堂 You see,I'm not going to accept four days of detention,
你太严格了 你要在我和朋友面前公开道歉 and you're going to apologize publicly for being so strict to me and my friends at school.
你TMD在说什么呢 What the * are you talking about?
只是一个请求而已 后会有期 It's just a request,that's all.See you around.
哦 你好像掉东西了 治正校长 Oh,you seem to have dropped something,P.C.Principal.
这是什么 What's this?
咦 这是一个小男孩的内裤 Why,this is a little boy's underwear.
怎么回事 这是Butters的内裤 Why,this is Butters' underwear.
什么 What?
治正校长 Butters的内裤在你这儿 现在... P.C.Principal,you have Butters' underwear?And now...
哦 天哪 现在上面都是你的DNA了 Oh,my gosh,it's got you DNA all over it.
这看起来对你可没有好处 This certainly doesn't look good for you.
我不想把这事告诉任何人 I don't need to tell anyone about this.
我想你我都清楚我的意思 明白? No,I think we have an understanding.Capiche?
你刚刚说什么? What did you just say?
你是说"您继续上"那句吗 You mean about keeping your dick out?
"明白"?(意大利语) "Capiche"?
你居然影射意裔美国人喜欢恐吓? You're associating Italian-Americans to intimidation tactics?
小子 最好注意下你的种族歧视言论 You better watch your microaggressions,bro.
好 你不想和"赛百味"发言(男)人 一个下场吧? O-kay.Look,you don't want to end up like the spokesman for Subway,do you?
(今年八月被控猥亵儿童)
你居然用歧视女性的词? Did you just use a term that excludes women from an occupation?!
好吧 我们重新谈 Okay,let's back up.
你刚刚说的是"发言男人" 而不是"发言人"? Did you just say spokesman instead of spokesperson
女性卖三明治不会比男人差! when women are just as capable of selling sandwiches as anyone?!
你是故意用这种词 来表现你的男性优势吗? Are you purposely trying to use words that assert your male privilege?!
不 我错了 我是想诬陷你强奸Butters No,I'm sorry!I was just trying to frame you for raping Butters!
你觉得意裔美国人和女人就不重要吗 Do you think Italian-Americans and women are less important?!
天哪! Oh,God!
你竟敢用这些词歧视两种人 You dare to use words that alienate two communities of people
他们每天都要去面对 来自你这种人的言语歧视 who have to deal with verbal biases like yours on a daily basis?!
能让我跟治正校长说句话吗 Can I speak with P.C.Principal,please?
当然了 又来了一个 兄弟们 Oh,yeah.We got another one,guys!
太棒了 把他带进来 哥们 All right!Bring him in,bro!
- 时刻准备着 - 等一下 干什么 - We're ready! - Wait,what?
嘿 不 我不... Hey,no,I-I don't...
所有预备会员 开喝! All the pledges,take a shot!
好的 预备会员 我们很兴奋 你们也想加入治正会 All right,pledges.We're excited you want to try and be P.C.
希望你们够资格加入 全美最活跃的社团 We hope you've got what it takes to join the most socially active group in America.
外面还有人在问 "成为治正会员意味着什么?" You know,there's still some people out there that say,"What does being P.C.really mean?"
好 让我来告诉你们 Well,I'll tell you what it means.
它意味着你只爱啤酒 锻炼 It means you love nothing more than beer,working out,
还有保护弱势群体时的感觉 and that feeling you get when you rhetorically defend a marginalized community from systems of oppression.
耶! - Dude,let's go! - Yeah!
噪起来! 耶! Let's go!Yeah!
你昨天晚上很晚才回来 You got home pretty late last night.
凌晨六点? 6:00 a.m.?
我加入了一个"社会觉醒"组织 I've joined a social-awareness group.
他们会劝阻人们使用 有歧义的词汇 It's a coalition that discourages the use of...words that have negative or offensive connotations
来让那些弱势群体获得尊重 to grant respect to people who are victims of unfair stereotypes.
你六点才回来 现在班也上不成了 You got in at 6:00,and now you're missing work.
Sharon 我们一直在逃避这些可怕的事 We've been getting away with horrible things,Sharon.
嘲笑那些弱势群体 还觉得并无大碍 Having laughs at less privileged people and thinking it was harmless.
我们的组织希望形成潜移默化的影响 Our group is...trying to be a civilizing influence,
让我们平时说话聊天能更平等 where we discuss and have meetings to better define and reinforce tolerance
能包容所有群体的人 and acceptance of all groups of people.
你们聚会时有酒吗? And do they have booze at these meetings?
为了给人提神嘛 有的 They serve refreshments,yes.
Cartman? Cartman?
我们打败不了他 哥几个 We can't beat him,you guys.
治正校长太强大了 P.C.Principal is too strong.
那我们现在怎么办 What do we do now?
什么都做不了 There's nothing left to do.
我打算承认错误 接受惩罚 这事就过去了 I'm going to admit I did something wrong,take my punishment and move on.
-我不是Tom Brady - 哦 不! - I'm not Tom Brady. - Oh,no!
哥们 我们去把他做的事告诉警察 Dude,if we all tell the police what the principal did,
- 他会被开除 - 耶! - he'll be fired. - Yeah!
- 想都别想 - 为什么? - No way. - Why?
因为治正校长是对的 Kyle Because P.C.Principal is right,Kyle.
是我们太固执 You and I are bigots.
我们该长大了 And it's time for us to grow up.
不 你才固执 No,you're a bigot.
我都能正视自己的偏见 为什么你们不能 If I can face my prejudice,why can't you?
我俩都是又白又直的特权阶级男孩 We're two privileged,straight white boys
整天吐槽着不会发生在我们身上的事 who have their laughs about things we never had to deal with.
我才不会因为说 "Caitlyn Jenner不是英雄"而道歉呢 I'm not going to apologize for saying Caitlyn Jenner isn't a hero.
是实话 我觉得她人品也有问题 In fact,personally,I think she's most likely not a very good person.
Kyle 相信我 仇恨会给你带来更多痛苦 Kyle,believe me,I know the struggle with hatred.
让我们一起把自己变得更好吧 Let's make ourselves better people...together.
得了吧 死胖子 Come on,fat-ass.
不要再叫我死胖子了 Kyle No more fat shaming,Kyle.
让我们重新开始吧 Let's start a new chapter.
所以你再也不会叫我肮脏的犹太人了吗 So you're never gonna call me a dirty Jew again?
不 我会叫你 我的盆友 No.I'm going to call you...my friend.
滚JB蛋 Oh * you.
我们应该永远不会知道 他到底有多坏了 I guess we never realized how bad he really was.
预备会员 听好喽 All right,pledges,listen up.
恭喜你们进入最后一轮筛选 Congratulations on making it to the final cuts.
-耶 -棒棒哒 - Yeah! - Dude,let's go!
现在是最后的考验 Now it's time for the final test.
你们需要做的就是证明 你们是治正会的一员 So,what you're gonna have to do to prove you belong with P.C.
出去教特权阶级做人 is go out there and check someone's privilege.
终于等到这一天啦 - Finally! - Yes!
不好意思 什么意思啊 I'm sorry,I don't know what that is.
Tofer 你来解释一下 Tofer,can you explain check your privilege,please?
就是告诉别人他的特权是什么 It's getting someone to acknowledge their own inherent privileges,
然后告诉他们忘掉这些 来更好地理解他人的困境 and reminding them to put them aside in order to better understand another human's plight.
这个社会还有些像Brett Favre的人 You see,there's still people out there like Brett * Favre,
(已退休四分卫)
在ESPY颁奖典礼上 大家都起立 为Caitlyn Jenner鼓掌 who think that when we all stand up and applaud Caitlyn Jenner at the ESPY awards,
他以为随便拍几下就能蒙混过关 he can get away with one of these bullshit claps.
鼓掌就好好鼓 Favre? It's called clapping,Favre!
你特么干啥呢? 洗手呢? What the * are you doing?You washing your hands?
要么鼓掌 要么就干脆别鼓 You're either on board or you're not,bro.
他已经不尊重别人了 我们就来教他做人 Now,if he's gonna bring shame on someone,then he can have his privilege checked,
让他也尝尝不被人尊重的感觉 and have a little shame brought down on him!
让我去羞辱Brett Favre? You want me to shame Brett Favre?
不 有比他更恶劣的 No.'Cause there's somebody even worse now.
我艹特么干啥呢 What the * dude?!What the *
"种族歧视鬼"
我可能不如以前了 但我没有出局 Tom Brady从来不会出局 I may be down,but I'm not out.Tom Brady's never out.
你违规啦 You broke the rules!
我特么才没违规 你违规 * you I broke the rules.You're breaking the rules.
就特么是你违规 * you.You broke the rules.
你违规 你怎么知道我违规 You broke the rules how you found out I broke the rules.
就你就你 Yeah,you broke the rules!
我是委员会理事 我当然可以违规 I'm the commissioner.I can break the rules
你早就违规了 我没罚够你 'cause you guys broke the rules before but I didn't bust you enough.
我们违规时你没罚够 Just 'cause you didn't bust us enough for breaking the rules,
不代表你现在可以违规惩罚我们 that doesn't mean you can break the rules busting us now.
去你们的 我想做什么就做什么 * both you guys.I can do whatever I want.
我就违规怎么地 I'm breaking the rules.
去你大爷的 爷是Tom Brady! * you,I'm Tom Brady!
去你大爷的 我是委员会理事 我可以制定新规定 * you,I'm the Commissioner.I'll make up new rules.
-去你大爷的规定 -去你大爷的 你们总是这样 - * your rules! - * you guys,always * rules.
去他妈的所有规定 I'll * all the rules!Rules,rules...
- Butters! - 怎么了 Eric? - Butters! - I'm here,Eric.
Butters 我这一生太可怕了 Oh,Butters.I've lived such a horrible life,
一直为所欲为 强词夺理 always doing whatever I want and claiming it to be for integrity.
- Butters? - 肿么了 Eric? - Butters? - Yes,Eric?
我再也不想做以前的自己了 I'm never going back to the person I was.
对天发誓 I swear to God.
从现在开始 这个世界将要迎来 一个崭新的Eric Cartman From now on,the world is going to know a new and better Eric Cartman.
你能让你爸别来烦我了吗 Will you please tell your dad to leave me alone?
哥们儿 怎么了 Dude,what happened?
你爸昨天在我家草坪上 冲我吼了一晚上 Your dad was on my lawn yelling at me all night,
后来我终于睡着了 等我醒来 我发现我脸上画满JB 身上绑着棵树 and after I finally fell asleep,I woke up Saran-wrapped to a tree with penises on my face.
还有这个 And this.
稍等 Hang on.
爹 你往我朋友脸上画JB干什么 Dad,did you draw dicks on my friend's face?
我教他做人了? 是的 Did I check his privilege?Yes.
我喝了点酒 然后教你朋友做人 I had some refreshments,and I checked your friend's privilege.
那是我最好的朋友啊 爸爸 That's my best friend,Dad.
不要为了入会 而去羞辱我的朋友 Stop shaming him because you want to fit in.
Stan 资本主义社会的白直男一点也... Stan,straight white males in a capitalistic society have little...
不理解底层阶级因不公正 而受到的伤害 understanding of victimization compared to injustices...against underprivileged.
往脸上画JB是第一世界的问题 哎卧槽 Dicks on your face is a very first-world problem.Oh,shit!
Kyle 也许你说Caitlyn Jenner是个英雄 会更好一点 Look,Kyle,maybe you should just say Caitlyn Jenner is a hero.
我什么时候说她不是英雄了! I didn't even say she wasn't a hero!
我只是说她对我来说不是英雄 I just said she isn't a hero to me!
在卡戴珊姐妹真人秀上 我就不喜欢Bruce Jenner I didn't like Bruce Jenner as a person when he was on the Kardashians,
我也不会突然喜欢上他 and I don't suddenly like him now.
- 她 - 是! 她! - Her. - Her!Yes!
没用的 Butters Oh,it's no use,Butters.
我想离开这儿 做些积极的改变 I want to get out there and start making positive changes,
但我还不太能走 but I can barely even walk.
- 大家都好吗? - 他们很好 - How is everybody doing? - Well,they're fine.
每个人都谨言慎行 Everyone's just kind of keeping their mouths shut.
某种意义上是好事 It's kind of nice.
所以 治正会就不出现了 So the P.C.guys are leaving people alone.
- 除了... - 谁? - Well,except for... - Who?
现在Kyle成了他们的主要目标 Well...Well,now they've made Kyle their main target.
Kyle? Kyle?
我朋友Kyle? My friend Kyle?
Eric 你在干什么? Eric,what are you doing?
我别无选择 I don't have a choice.
我必须拿下治正会 I have to take these P.C. people out.
我以为你和他们意见一致 Oh,but I thought you agreed with them.
是的 但我必须帮Kyle I do,but I have to help Kyle
即使我不赞同他愚蠢 顽固的思想 even if I don't agree with his hateful,bigoted thoughts.
Kyle的观点可能被误解了 Kyle's view may be warped.
我个人认为Caitlyn Jenner绝对是个英雄 I personally think Caitlyn Jenner's a stunning hero.
但并不意味着我要袖手旁观 看他们对偏执的Kyle暴力相向 But that doesn't mean I'll stand by while Kyle's intolerance is dealt with violently.
我要用战争彻底解决治正会 We're going to war with these P.C.people once and for all.
Butters 我需要200名墨西哥孕妇 和一些玉米饼大炮 Butters,I'm going to need 200 pregnant Mexican women and some taco launchers.
好的! Well,okay!
社会正义! 一 二 三! Social justice!One,two,three!
我要成为治正会人 I wanna be P.C.!
这就是我要走的路! It's just the way to be for me!
你也是! And you!
你可怕的诋毁会破裂! Your hateful slurs are through!
跟我再来遍喔喔 I call whoo,whoo on you!
我们会对抗到你们X治正X! We'll fight until you're P.C.black and blue!
我们是话语警察 对抗各种歧视 We are language police fighting bigotry!
伤人话语去屎吧 因为这才X治正X Hurtful words can suck our turds,'cause it's P.C.for me!
你也是! And you!
- 耶! - 爽 兄弟 - Yeah! - * yeah,bro!
- 耶! - 耶 X治正X! - * yeah! - P.C.,bro!
好 放墨西哥孕妇 All right.Send in the pregnant Mexican women.
- 搞毛啊 - 发射玉米饼大炮! - * bro! - Fire the taco launchers!
叙利亚难民儿童从左边走! Syrian refugee children,flank from the left!
- 伙计 这是什么? - 不知道! - Dude,what is this,bro? - I don't know,bro!
叙利亚难民儿童到位 放Jared! The Syrian refugee children are in.Send in Jared!
(猥亵儿童的 赛百味前发言人)
到底发生了什么? What in the world is going on?
好的 All right,good.
墨西哥孕妇在玉米饼上睡着了 The pregnant Mexican women are falling asleep on the tacos.
好吧 叙利亚难民要保护他们的孩子 All right,the Syrian refugees are trying to protect their children.
阳台上还有许多治正会的 There's still too many P.C.guys on the balcony.
噢 那是Kyle Oh * there's Kyle.
你在干吗 Kyle? What the * are you doing,Kyle?
够了! Enough!
所有人 住手! Stop!Everyone stop!
这是非常错误的! This is so wrong!
我不能任由它继续下去 I can't let it continue.
这不是我想要的 This is not ever what I intended.
我只想说… I just want to say...
Caitlyn Jenner是英雄 Caitlyn Jenner is a hero.
真的没的说 There's no other way to say it.
她非常勇敢 也很了不起 What she did took bravery,and she is absolutely stunning.
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喔 烫! 烫烫烫烫! Ow,hot!Hot,hot,hot,hot!
说真的 Marsh Got to hand it to you,Marsh.
你真的好好教了那男孩做人 You really checked that little boy's privilege.
叙利亚难民这招太聪明了 Using those Syrian refugees was genius,bro.
是啊 我就没想到用惨烈出格的景象... Yeah.I would've never thought to use offensive imagery and outrageous stereotypes
来促使某些人茅塞顿开 to provoke someone to open their eyes.
那我现在是治正会的了 So,I'm P.C.now?
不仅如此 你还改变了我们 恭喜 You're not only P.C.,you've actually changed my P.C.Congrats.
这是你的奖励 Here's your Oakleys.
哇 奖励! Oh,wow,Oakleys!
卧槽 这墨镜太牛了 Oh,yeah,bro.These are sweet.
我猜治正校长要留下了哈? So,I guess P.C.Principal is here to stay,huh?
是的 Yes.
但我们至少让他看到 拿X治不正X的事开玩笑 But at least we showed him that sometimes joking about un-P.C.things
也很重要 因为能引起大家的讨论 can actually be important because it starts a dialogue.
怎么了 Kyle? What's wrong,Kyle?
你有蛋糕 吃吧 You have your cake.Eat it,too.
我们似乎都迷失其中 It just seems to me like we all lost in this,
而你是唯一的赢家 and that the only person who won was you.
Kyle 你想到了谁? And who does that remind you of,Kyle?
现在 如果你不介意 我要回家上我性感的老婆了 Now,if you don't mind,I'm gonna go home and * my hot wife.
她长得还有点爷们 Who kind of looks like a dude.
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