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* 欢迎来到南方公园 享受好时光 * I'm goin' down to South Park,gonna have myself a time
* 到处都是友好的脸 * Friendly faces everywhere
* 淳朴的居民乐天知命 * Humble folks without temptation
* 来到南方公园 可不要大惊小怪 * Goin' down to South Park,gonna leave my woes behind
* 大车小车随便停 * Ample parking day or night
* 人人喊着邻居你好! * People spouting,"howdy,neighbor!"
* 到了南方公园 看你感觉多自然 * Heading on up to South Park,gonna see if I can't unwind
* (你要听得清我说话 算你最厉害!) * Mrph rmhmhm rm!Mrph rmhmhm rm!
* 快来南方公园 让你笑口常开 * Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine
南方公园 第十九季 第三集 BD：Tearemix
谢谢 那么 这个总统候选人吧 (鸡毛秀/Jimmy Fallon今夜秀) Okay,okay,okay,so,this guy is running for president,
他憎恨移民 还是个傻逼 and he hates immigrants,and he's basically an idiot.
不出意料 他来自几乎都是白人的 科罗拉多小镇 南方公园 Not surprisingly,this guy is from a predominantly white town called South Park,Colorado,
又称 美国傻逼园 我瞎说的 or shit heads of America,Incorporated.I'm not sure.
没错 如果他是这个镇唯一拿得出手的人 Yeah,if this guy's the best their town has to offer,
你能想象剩下的都是些什么鬼吗 can you imagine who he left behind?
嘿 我来自南方公园 Well,hey,I'm from South Park!
我们不喜欢尊重别人 We don't take kindly to respecting human beings!
你以为南方公园有大学? Y-You think South Park has a university?
欢迎来到南方公园大学 Welcome to South Park University.
猎枪上膛 狂揍老婆吧 Please open your shotguns and slap your wives.
我住在南方公园 我智商太低了 挖坑都找不着 I live in South Park,and my IQ's so low,I gots to dig for it.
刚才谁说"强奸"了? Did someone say rape?
在南方公园 这词儿的意思是"机智" That's the word for "clever" here in South Park.
不好笑 That's not funny.
南方公园小学
太瞎了 So not cool.
怎么会有人这样挖苦我们? How does someone just rip on us like that?
我不信Jimmy Fallon讨厌我们 I can't believe Jimmy Fallon hates us.
Jimmy Fallon不是大爱无疆吗 Jimmy Fallon loves everything.
他为什么要开炮喷我们? Why would he slam our whole town?
显然 他根本不在意 用贬低别人的方式开玩笑 Because,apparently,he doesn't care that his jokes are at the expense of actual people.
那你认为他说得对吗? Do you think it's true?
你觉得我们真的就是一群 固执己见的乡巴佬吗? Do you think we're really bigoted,country bumpkins?
不 我们不是乡巴佬 好吗? No,hey,we are not bumpkins,okay?
Kenny才是乡巴佬 Kenny's a bumpkin.
去你X的! Mrph rmh rm!
我们院子里才没有废铜烂铁呢 We don't have junked cars in our yards.
只有你家才有 Kenny That's just your family,Kenny.
我只希望有人能补救一下这件事 I just hope somebody finds a way to fix this.
市政大厅
我召集你们过来是因为 南方公园的形象严重受损 I've called you all here because South Park has an image problem.
托Garrison先生的福 我们现在被称为美国傻逼园 Thanks to Mr.Garrison,we are now being referred to as "the shit heads of America."
一位政治敏感度较高的市民 提出了一个应对方案 One of our more politically sensitive citizens has proposed an idea for this crisis,
我希望大家都听听看 and I'd like you to hear him out.
大家好 我是Randy Marsh Hello,everyone.I'm Randy Marsh,
我加入治正会快两周了 and I've been PC for almost two weeks now.
治正会立志于 提高大家的社会意识 You know we've all been making changes to be more socially conscious,
然而我们真的做到了吗? but have we really done enough?
事实上 我们这个团体 还缺少一样东西 The truth is there's something we're lacking as a community,
该正视这个问题了 and it's time we all faced it.
这个镇需要的是...全食超市 What this town needs...is a Whole Foods.
(美国专卖有机食品的 高级连锁超市)
- 什么? 啥?! - 啥? 什么?! - What?!What?! - What?! What?!
- 全食超市?! - 你说啥? - Whole Foods?! - ？？
这能立即证明 我们镇是热爱生活的 It would instantly validate us as a town that cares about stuff!
全食超市不会开在我们这儿的! We couldn't get a Whole Foods to open here!
为什么不会呢?! And why not,huh?!
我们不相信全食超市会开在这儿 We all just don't believe we can get a Whole Foods,
是因为我们不相信自己 because we don't believe in ourselves!
就算相信又能怎样?! Where could it even go?!
市长? Mayor?
我宣布启动一个SodoSopa计划 I'm announcing a plan for SodoSopa,
(类似LoDo,NuLu等 旧社区改造计划)
一个将我们最贫穷破败的地方 改造为... a new urban development that will turn the most rundown and dilapidated part of our town
集聚别致小店和手工咖啡的另类商圈 into a quaint center of artisan shops and cafe茅s.
很多城市都在这么做 Lots of cities are doing this.
南方公园的城南区一直脏乱差 The area south of downtown South Park has always been the ugly eyesore of this town.
而现在 SodoSopa注入的活力 会让全食超市刮目相看 But now SodoSopa is going to bring in the fresh,new vibrancy that Whole Foods can't ignore.
我们会保留现有建筑 We'll keep the existing structures,
但是会给人行道铺上地砖 再加一些精妙的白色灯饰 but add brick walkways and some quaint,white lights.
置于中间的广场可以成为 年轻夫妇与孩子玩耍的地方 A plaza in the middle will be a place where young couples can play with their toddlers.
还有许多小铺面 可以开成手工芝士店或面点小店 And it will all be small businesses,like artisan cheese shops or noodle houses.
太令人期待了 Oh,this is really exciting.
我还以为这块地儿会一直脏乱差 I thought this area was just gonna stay forever.
爸爸 外面TM有一群观光的 Mrph rmh rmhmhm rm!
是谁? Who is?
所以你觉得应该保留现有建筑? So you think you keep all the existing structures?
是的 正是这种重获新生的反差 才招潮人喜爱 I do.It's part of what gives a revitalized area like this its charm that the hipsters like.
嘿 你们在搞毛? Hey,what are you people doing?
我们在改造社区 没事没事 We're gentrifying.It's all good.
南方公园社区中心
好的 大家 听好 Okay,hold on.Everyone,listen up.
我们理解不是所有人 都同意在SodoSopa项目上花钱 We understand that not everyone is for the town spending money on the SodoSopa project.
我们希望每个人 都能说出自己的顾虑 We want everyone to be able to voice their concerns.
南方公园社区中心
没错 我是有顾虑! Yeah,I got concerns!
我不想让你们动老子的房子! I don't want you touching my damn house!
我们明白这种翻新改造计划会有... We realize that when a rejuvenation like this takes place,
低收入住户害怕 被高物价排挤出原住址的情况 the lower-income residents fear they'll be priced out of the area.
谁是低收入住户? 我? What lower-income residents?Me?
我努力工作 供得起这个家! I work hard and provide for my family just fine!
Stewart 承认吧 你家太破了 Stewart,come on.Your house sucks.
去你X的! "Bleep" you!
如果谁想把旧建筑改造成文化艺术区 If you people want to turn something into a vibrant arts district,
请拿Randy家开刀 then do it to Randy's house.
我家很好 My house is nice.
McKormick先生 你将会住在全镇最新潮的地方 Mr.McKormick,you will be living in the most vibrant part of the entire town.
SodoSopa是南方公园的愿景 SodoSopa is the future of South Park.
你家门口就会有 美味的食物和精致的商铺 There'll be amazing food and incredible shops right at your doorstep.
我们向低收家庭保证 And we want to assure the lower-income families
我们会用心把这件事做好 that we are going to take the time to do this right.
好的 亲 欢迎来到Steed All right,guys.Welcome to Steed.
亲们有忌口么? Do we have any allergies?
没有 我们什么都想尝尝 No,nothing.And we want to try everything.
就这地方 你敢信? Can you believe this place?
简直不敢信 东西好好吃 Yeah.The food is unbelievable.
感觉像做梦一样 Nelson It's like a dream come true,Nelson.
这里会让我们镇火起来的 This area is gonna put our town on the map.
跨时代 SodoSopa
我不知道我的客人都怎么了 I don't know what happen all my customers.
以前总是客满 I use to have people come in here,fill every table.
现在没人稀罕 我这纯正的城屎快餐了 Now it's like nobody wants anything to do with my authentic city food.
这小地方太善变了 This town is changing so fast,you know?
真是太善变了 This town changing so fast.
大家都想入治正会 都想被洗脑 Everybody want to be PC,be updated.
感觉我就像个古董 那种生了锈的老古董 你懂吗? It's like I'm a relic...a rost relic from another time,you know?
我也说不清 有时就觉得 我慢慢过气了 I don't know.Sometime,I feel like I outstayed my welcome.
我就是这么觉得的 你懂吗? That's just how I feel,you know?
好像大家都很嫌弃我的口音 It's like my accent makes people uncomfortable or something.
这还让不让中国人活了啊? How a Chinese man supposed to survive in this world?
欢迎光临城屎快餐 请问您需要点什么? Oh,welcome to City Wok.Can I take your order,please?
嘿 Mike干吗呢? Hey,Mike,what you doing,man?
大家都在SodoSopa呢 The guys are all meeting down at SodoSopa.
哪儿? At what?
市中心南边那块 已经改造地焕然一新了 They've totally revitalized this area south of downtown.
- 赶紧去看看吧 - 太好了 兄弟 - You got to check it out. - Oh,sweet,dude.
SodoSopa? SodoSopa?
SodoSopa是什么鬼?! What the hell is a SodoSopa?!
什么鬼?! What the * ?!
我旁边是白痴
妈妈 我们能出去吃饭吗? Mommy,can we go eat outside?
不行 No,we can't go eat outside.
可是妈妈 他们有冰淇淋 But,mommy,they have ice cream.
我们买不起10刀的冰淇淋好吗 We can't afford $10 ice cream,all right?
如果你想吃好的 就出去找个工作 If you want nice things,then go out and get a job!
而事实是你不赚钱 Except you won't make money,
而且就算你努力挣钱 也只能凑合着过 because you just bust your ass and then barely get by,
而你身边的人却都越来越有钱! while everyone around you gets richer!
你就认了吧 这辈子就这样了 Just face it,things are never gonna change around here.
- 他会怎么说? - 可能他们根本不接 - What's he gonna say? - Maybe they won't even answer.
你好 我是Randy Marsh Hi.Um,yes.My name is Randy Marsh,and,um,
我们镇想开一家全食超市 we would like to try and get a Whole Foods in our town.
是的 Yes,that's right.
科罗拉多州的南方公园 Uh,yes.It's,uh,South Park,Colorado.
不不不不不! 不不不不不! No,no,no,no,no!No,no,no,no,no!
完全不是你们想的那样! It's not at all what you think!
是 总统候选人是这的人 It...yes,it's where the presidential candidate is from.
不不不不不! 不不不不不! No,no,no,no,no!No,no,no,no,no!
等一下 等一下! Hold on,hold on,hold on!
SodoSopa SodoSopa! 我们有SodoSopa! SodoSopa,SodoSopa!We have a SodoSopa!
我们镇已经跟原来不一样了! The town is completely different!
SodoSopa! 我们已经有了 文娱中心 文化... SodoSopa!We have an arts and entertainment district,cultural.
是的 好的 Yes.Okay.
好的 我理解 Okay.Yes,I-I understand.
谢谢 Thank you.
他们说可能会派个代表来 They said they maybe might send over a representative.
SodoSopa气氛佳无冷场 There's a certain quality to the vibe and energy that is SodoSopa,
有着自主商圈和各具特色的咖啡厅 from the independent merchants and unique cafes
也有来自不同收入阶层的乡土魅力 to the rustic charm of a mixed-income crowd.
除了这儿 还有哪里能让您 在拉动本地经济的同时 Where else can you let loose your wild side
释放自己的天性呢? while still being a part of helping the local economy?
现在拥有南方公园最火地段的机会 就摆在你面前 And now a chance to own a piece of this most exciting area of South Park.
在SodoSopa申购一间公寓 Announcing The Lofts at SodoSopa.
位于其中心的185平米独栋公寓 2,000-square-foot flats that put you right in the heart of it all.
在SodoSopa纵情一夜之后 After a night out eating and shopping in SodoSopa,
只需几步 就可以回到家中 just take a few steps,and you're home.
回到如此现代 如此性感 如此充满SodoSopa气息的家中 With modern styling,these lofts are sleek,sexy,and,oh,so SodoSopa.
对于那些尤为尊贵的顾客 And for those very privileged few,
这将是您专属的私人订制 the most private and exclusive ownership opportunity is here.
来SodoSopa申购一套寓中寓吧 Announcing The Residences at The Lofts at SodoSopa.
现在你距离奢华精致的生活 只差最后一步了 Now you can have access to luxury refined while still just steps away from the action.
这些精心挑选的住宅拥有顶尖的装修 These finely appointed residences all feature state-of-the-art finishes
从阳台上能看到 具有历史气息的Kenny家 and balconies with views of historic Kenny's house.
这是一个尽情欢笑的地方 It's a place to laugh.
这是一个亲朋团聚的地方 It's a place to gather,
这是一个各个阶层融合的地方 a place to mingle with people of all economic classes.
如今 这是一个安居生活的地方 And now it's a place to live.
SodoSopa 欢迎回家 SodoSopa.Welcome home.
招童工
我们要从SodoSopa那把生意抢回来! And we are going to take business back from SodoSopa!
嗨 你是来应聘的吗? Oh,hello.You here for job?
请站过去吧 Please join the others,please.
有人说我已经走投无路了 Some say I cannot survive in today's world.
可是作为中国人 我还有杀手锏 But if there's one asset that the Chinese man has,
巧妙地利用童工 it's tactical use of child labor.
集结童工的力量 我们一定能打败SodoSopa And together,child labor force,we are going to bring SodoSopa to its knees.
南方公园
邮局
就要来了 乡亲们 This is it,people.
这就是我们一直为之奋斗的 This is what we've all been working for.
我们镇的未来需要 我们大家共同的努力 The future of our town depends on us being on our best behavior.
不许骂人 不许捣乱 不许演讲 No swearing,no weirdness,and no speeches!
他来了! He's coming!
快快! 各就各位! Go,go!Everyone in place!
全世界都由他掌控 He's got the whole world in his hands
这世上的一切都由他掌控 He's got the whole,wide world in his hands
全世界都由他掌控 He's got the whole world in his hands
这世上的一切都由他掌控 He's got the whole world in his hands
您好 先生 Hello,sir.
请允许我代表南方公园的每个人 On behalf of everyone here in South Park,
表达对这次审查的荣幸之情 please let me say we are very excited to be in consideration...
请大家该干吗干吗 Everyone,please go about your business.
我要看看 这个小镇平时的样子 I need to see this town in its normal goings-on
来看看适不适合开全食超市 to see if it is indeed a Whole Foods town.
好了 看起来很赞 童工们! Okay.Looking good,child-labor force!
我们要让饭馆焕然一新了! We gonna make City Wok updated and beautiful!
加油啊 童工们! 加油! Let's go,child-labor force!Let's go!
Dennis 不要这样 No,no,Dennis.
不要在桌子上用那么多的清洁液 You don't use too much cleaner on the table.
那个很贵哒 That stuff expensive.
现在 每个人都听清楚了! Now listen,everybody!
今天是个重要的日子 This is the big day.
我们要从SodoSopa那里抢回生意! We gonna take the business back from SodoSopa!
我们要怎么做呢 童工们? And how we gonna do it,child-labor force?
没错 要以我们的工作为荣! That's right...By taking pride in our work!
看看这餐馆的样子 随时都会有人冲进来用餐! With the way this place is looking,we gonna have people rushing in any second!
好了 大家都该干吗干吗 Okay,everyone,go about your business.
噢 他们来了! Oh,here they come!
同志们 表现的和平时一样! Everyone,act normal!
- 不 不能一样 要更好 - 要来啦 - No,don't act normal,act good! - There they go.
等等 等等! Wait,wait!
城屎快餐 请您点餐 City Wok!Take your order,please!
点个餐吧? Take...Take order,please?
学校的前任校长前不久辞职了 The previous principal of the school was let go
这样就有更优秀的人 能够接管学校 so that someone more progressive could take over.
嘿 兄弟 我是新来的校长 我叫治正校长 Hey,bro.I'm the new principal of the school.My name's PC Principal.
治正校长 我喜欢这个名字 PC Principal.I like that.
所以你是刚搬来这儿吗? So,you've just recently moved here?
对的 That's right.
你觉得这里能开全食超市吗? And do you believe this town is deserving of a Whole Foods?
我十分确信 这个小镇改变了许多 You know,I think it's changed a lot.I really do.
我已经看见许多进步之处了 I've seen some real progress.
但肯定还是有些不愿改变的 他们又踢又叫地跨入2015年 Definitely had some holdouts,people that went kicking and screaming into 2015,
不过我相信这里能开 but,yes,I think they deserve it.
给我看看教室吧 Show me a classroom,please.
四年级
但如果冥王星不是行星 那么谁能告诉我它是什么呢? But if Pluto isn't a planet,who can tell me what it is?
你好 Oh,hello.
这位是我们新来的四年级老师 This is our new fourth-grade teacher.
她普通却又专业 She's very normal and professional.
请继续 就当我不在这儿 Please continue as if I am not here.
好的 孩子们 谁愿意告诉我 冥王星是属于哪一类的呢? Okay,so,uh,children,anyone want to tell me what Pluto is classified as?
有谁愿意回答吗? Anybody?
好吧 其实冥王星应该是一颗矮行星 Okay.Well,Pluto is actually a dwarf planet.
这就意味冥王星 既不是行星也不是卫星 That means it's neither a planet nor a natural satellite.
残疾学生和黑人学生坐在前面或中间 是特意安排的吗? Is there a reason the children with disabilities and black child are front and center?
不不 他们平时就坐那儿 Oh no,that's just where they always sit,
和我们可爱的Craig坐一起 他是同性恋 next to our beloved Craig,there,who is a homosexual.
更小吗? 还有谁想猜猜? Smaller?Anyone want to take a guess?
来带您去看我们小镇 最精彩的一部分吧? Uh,can...can I show you the most exciting part of town?
这就是跨时代的SodoSopa This is historic SodoSopa.
它是我们集活力和魅力于一体的 艺术美食商圈 It's our vibrant and charming arts and foods district.
我还挺喜欢你们在大兴土木的同时 I enjoy how you've retained the lower-income housing
还保留低收入群体的房子 with the updated and quaint urban developments.
这就是我们的小镇 That's really what our town is about.
噢 又见面了! Oh,hello again!
Steven和我正要去SodoSopa 吃些独一无二的美味 Steven and I were just heading to SodoSopa to enjoy some specialty foods.
我今天看的够多了 I have seen enough for today.
我累了 我今天睡哪儿? I am weary.Where shall I sleep?
是哦 Oh,yes,of course.
那今晚你住汽车旅馆吧 Uh,well,tonight,you're at our Motel Six.
但我们想给你看一些 超级精彩的规划 But we'd like to show you the plans for something extremely exciting.
没有SodoSopa 何言激情 You can't say "excitement" without saying "SodoSopa."
美食 艺术 夜生活 The food,the art,the nightlife.
住在SodoSopa的公寓 所有的快乐都只是几步之遥 With the Lofts and Residences at SodoSopa,all the action was just a few steps away.
但要如何住进SodoSopa 最中心的位置呢? But what if you could actually live in the most central location that SodoSopa has to offer?
现在 你可以了 Well,now you can.
申购Kenny家边别墅 Announcing The Villas At Kenny's House,
南方公园为数不多的抢手地段 the most sought-after address in all of South Park for only the very privileged few.
现在你可以一边在 最先进的露天水疗池中休息 Now you can relax in your state-of-the-art deck spa
一边概览SodoSopa多元的文化 while taking in views of that mixed SodoSopa culture.
闭嘴 臭婊子! Shut your damn mouth,bitch!
你闭嘴吧 You shut your mouth,or I'll shut...
还不止如此 But that's not all.
Kenny家边别墅还设有... The Villas At Kenny's House will also feature access to
私人健身会所 俱乐部等等 a private fitness center,clubhouse,and so much more.
还有专属通道 通往即将入驻的全食超市 Plus a breezeway to the proposed Whole Foods just steps away.
全食超市是否入驻尚未确认
Kenny家边别墅 The Villas At Kenny's House...
欢迎回家 Welcome home.
嘿 可以了 我们关门了 Hey,that's okay,we close.
其他的童工都回家了 All the other child labor go home.
我就是想把地擦得越干净越好 Mrph rmhmhm rm mrph rmhmhm rm!
我真喜欢你 Dennis I like you,Dennis.
你工作真的很努力 You work a-real hard.
我希望我能多给你点工钱 I wish I could give you more.
你完全配得上 You deserve more.
但是我可能要关门了 But I think I'm gonna have to shut down.
现在SodoSopa开张了 我成了镇里的拖油瓶! Now that-a SodoSopa open,I'm the shitty part of town!
每个人都讨厌拖后腿的 And everyone hates the shitty part of town.
对 我懂这感觉 Mrph,mrph rmhmhm rm.
Dennis 你知道拖油瓶 生活在镇里的感觉吗? Oh,what do you know about living in the shitty part of town,Dennis?
对 我有主意了 Mrph!Mrph rmhmhm rm!
- 你有主意了? - 有主意了! - You have idea? - Mrph rmhmhm rm!
这就对了! Oh-ho,that's the spirit!
童工 加油! Let's go,child labor!
本地商店和餐厅的牛都是这儿出的？ So,these are the cattle that the local shops and restaurants are supplied with?
是本地牛没错 Uh,these are local cows,yes.
在哪儿宰? And where does the butchery take place?
呃 就在那儿宰 Uh,that's right over there.
子弹是用回收金属做的吗? And are the bullets made from reclaimed metals?
我相信是的 Rancher 你能确认一下吗? I believe they are.Rancher,could you make sure?
Randy! Steven! 出大事了! Randy!Steven!We've got a big problem!
城市快餐店的老板 让童工给他拍宣传片 The owner of City Wok has child labor making videos for him!
神马?! What?!
天 我们完全把那家伙忘了! Oh,Jesus,we forgot all about that guy!
现在宣传片到处都是! It's all over the place!
他也想让他那破地儿重振雄风! He's trying to revitalize his rundown neighborhood!
这些穷鬼干吗总坏事儿? Why do the economically challenged always have to screw up everything?
我们要先回SodoSopa 吃点中式小点 We're gonna head back to SodoSopa for some curious fusion delights!
快跟上 我们去抓那杂种 Come on.We'll get that asshole!
一个崭新之地 惊奇之地 There's a new and exciting place
在这里可以尽情购物 体验与成长 where people can gather to shop,experience,and grow.
这里是全新的美食夜生活商圈 This is an all-new food-and-nightlife district.
跨时代城屎小镇
这里是城屎小镇 This is CtPaTown.
还有哪个地方像南方小镇一样 Where else but CtPaTown
汇聚城市热门景点 南方公园著名小吃应有尽有? can you get all the city hotspots and city food that South Park is known for?
想来口本地海鲜吗? In the mood for some local seafood?
红龙虾有科罗拉多最新鲜的海产 Red Lobster has all the freshest from Colorado's many oceans.
若您更为钟情手酿啤酒 Or if a handcrafted ale is more your thing,
不妨到Skeeter酒吧 尝尝本地银子弹麦芽酒 head on down to Skeeter's Bar for local ales like Coors and Coors Light.
当然 这里还有城屎快餐店 And then of course,there's City Wok,
南方公园历史悠久的亚洲综合性地标 有着特色城屎快餐鸡和城屎酸辣汤 South Park's historic Asian fusion landmark featuring City Chicken and City Sour Soup.
这里有最新潮的男女通用洗手间 The state-of-the-art toilet is designed for men and women
供您排掉刚刚享用的城屎小吃 and is a great place for you to squeeze out all the city food you've enjoyed.
现在南方公园有了另一个 社交休闲场所 Now South Park has another neighborhood to mingle and relax.
城屎小镇 CtPaTown...
欢迎回家 Welcome home.
天哪! 准备好了 童工小队! Oh,boy!Get ready,child-labor force!
现在起 随时都可能人满为患 Any minute now,we gonna have customers up our ass!
- 抓住他! - 他在那儿! - Get him! - There he is!
- 那个混账! - 抓住他! - 拦住他! - That son a bitch! - Get him! - Stop him!
天啊 他们来了! 你说的没错 Dennis! Oh,boy,here they come!You were right,Dennis!
南方小镇广告效果杠杆的! CtPaTown commercial did the trick!
准备接待客人 童工小队! Get ready for customers,child-labor force!
欢迎来到城屎快餐店! 请点餐啊啊啊啊啊啊! Welcome City Wok!Take your order pleeaaahhh!
啥情况?! Mrph rmhmhm?!
好了 带上这帮小孩 把他们藏在 All right,take these kids and hide them in the...
你们要干吗? 我们可什么都没做! Mrph rmhmhm rm?Mrph rmhmhm rm!
你这个小 You little...
揍他! Get him!
战斗起来 童工小队! Fight,child-labor force!
Frank 进攻左翼! Frank,to the left!
我从未见过哪个小镇如此生气勃勃 I've never seen a town put so much energy
有着如此强烈的社会意识 into displaying an exaggerated sense of social consciousness.
祝贺你们 你们可以在这里开全食超市了 Congratulations.You have your Whole Foods.
等等! 有人要来份城屎炒鸡吗? Wait,wait!Anybody want a City Chicken?
有人吗? 点个菜嘛 求你们了?! Anybody?Take a order,please?!
我很遗憾 Dennis I'm sorry,Dennis.
你真的尽力帮忙了 You really tried to help.
我看已经没戏了 I guess it's over.
进来吧 Come on inside.
我不会少你童工工资的 I'll pay you the child-labor wage you deserve.
怎么样 赚到钱了没? Well,did you make any money?
没有 毛线都没赚到 Mrph,rmhmhm rm.
我早说了! Told ya!
这个狗屁国家就这德性 That's how it works in this damn country.
有什么事 Kenny? What are you doing,Kenny?
送给我了? This is mine?
给你的 Karen Mrph rmhmhm,rm.
嗨! Hi!
南方公园
城市快餐店
全食超市
营业中 欢迎光临
此刻 这座小镇已经超越以往 There's a time when a town becomes more than it was.
人们大胆迈出了第一步 走向更好的未来 When the people take that bold step into making things better.
求进步 To progress.
求变革 To change.
不拘泥于过去 To not be what you were in the past.
这里是个全新的地方 This is a new place.
准备迎接下一个十年 Ready for the next decade.
与时俱进 生机勃勃 Updated,revitalized,
足以跻身美国最具成就的小镇行列 and ready to fit in with the most progressive towns in America.
这里 就是南方公园 This is South Park.
欢迎回家 Welcome home.
那些墨西哥人就真的赖这儿了? Are the Mexicans actually staying?
-=YTET-伊甸园字幕组=- 翻译: 鬼糖 二木三白 lintianshine 长青柚 校对: 阿公 时间轴: YTET- 林莳工
南方公园 第十九季 第三集 完 BD：Tearemix