《南方公园》第19季 第5集 "安全空间"
I'm going down to south park gonna have myself a time
Friendly faces everywhere humble folks without temptation
Going down to south park gonna leave my woes behind
Ample parking day or night people shouting howdy neighbor
Heading on out to south park gonna see if I can't unwind
I like girls with big vaginas I like girls with big fat titties
Come on down to south park and meet some friends of mine.
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翻译 牛懒贱 挨饿的坲克丝儿 翻译 嘤嘤 JaneDoe 胡好时
翻译 西西 吃货丁小七
这些人拿你的体重羞辱了你吗 So, these guys made fun of your weight and made you feel ashamed?
我只想安安静静做个美食评论员 Yes, I was just trying to do my job as a food critic,
校对 慕容龙飞 吃货丁小七
他们却合伙欺负我 and they all ganged up on me
说我是个肥逼 and said I was fat.
时间轴 绝对不要再听音乐剧的梦龙
好吧 说说事情经过 All right, why don't you take me back to what happened.
当时我在更衣室 I was in the locker room...
后期 鱼骨头 总监 吃货丁小七
只穿了内裤 几个孩子路过 and I was in my underwear, and these kids walked by.
我向镜子里看了看 Then I looked in the mirror,
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感觉自己肌肉分明 and I thought I looked kind of ripped,
就麻烦其中一个人 and so I asked one of the kids
帮我拍了一张照片 if he would take a picture of m...me, and he did.
我看了照片 自己确实肌肉发达 And I looked at the picture, and I looked pretty ripped,
到家后就把照片挂到了我的点评网账号上 so later at home, I put the picture up on my Yelp account,
附上评论问"我肌肉发达不" and I typed in, "Don't I look ripped?"
我以为大家看了都会高潮 And I thought people would be stoked on me.
结果今早我看了看推特上的评论 Then this morning, I saw the comments on Twitter,
有些人给我起外号 说我没线条 and some people c...called me names and said I wasn't ripped,
笑我是肥逼 说我没肌肉 and they said I was fat, and I didn't have muscles.
网上那些人不仅嘲笑我 还... Internet m...m...made fu...fun of me and...
埃里克 或许你不该 Well, Eric, maybe you shouldn't have
把自己的裸照发在公众媒体上... put a picture of you in your underwear up on social media...
你他妈有意见吗 麦基 Hey! You got a fucking problem, Mackey?!
不 不 政正校长 N...no, P.C. Principal!
人身攻击是他妈很严重的问题 Because body shaming is fucking serious,
我不允许这种恶行出现在我的学校 and I'm not gonna allow that shit in my school!
没人该受到这样的侮辱 Nobody should have to feel that kind of shame.
先生 一共是37元83分 Okay, sir, looks like your total is $37.83.
好的 All right.
您愿意捐一元钱 Okay, and would you like to add a dollar donation
帮助世上挨饿的儿童吗 to help hungry kids around the world?
不 不用了 Oh, uh, no, th...that's okay.
-你说什么 -我 我不需要 - Sorry? - I'm... I'm good.
不好意思 您不愿捐一元钱给挨饿儿童吗 I'm sorry, you don't want to give the dollar to hungry kids?
-这次不了 谢谢 -好 没问题 - Not today, thank you. - Okay, no problem.
会有窗口弹出询问您 Window's gonna come up and ask
是否帮助挨饿儿童 if you're helping the hungry kids.
请点击"不 我不帮" Just hit "No, I'm not."
拜托 Oh, come on.
请再点一下 Try hitting it again.
就在写着 It's the box below the one that says,
"没错 我愿尽绵薄之力"下面那个 "Sure, I'd love to help however I can."
这破机器故障了 抱歉 Ah, darn thing. Sorry.
可能别人基本都选捐款吧 只能手动操作了 Most people give the dollar. I can do this manually.
我为慈善事业捐了不少钱了好吗 Look, I give money to charity a lot, okay?
没说不是啊 Oh, sure you do.
真的 我只是不想每次买吃的都得捐款 I do! I just don't want to every time I shop for food.
完全可以理解 That's completely understandable.
让顾客对着话... 对了 "Have customer speak on the"... Oh, okay.
请对着话筒说 If you can just speak into the voice decoder and say,
"我不会捐款给挨饿儿童的" "I'm not giving anything to the hungry kids."
我不会捐款给挨饿儿童的 I'm not giving anything to the hungry kids.
好的 搞定 Okay, that's got it.
你买了冰淇淋 伏特加 馅饼披萨 So, with the ice cream, the vodka, pizza pockets,
分文不给挨饿儿童 一共37元83分 and nothing for hungry kids, that's $37.83.
记着带走找零哦 Oh, don't forget your change.
要是我每次买日用品 Look, if I gave money
都捐钱的话 我会... every time I went grocery shopping, I would be...
谢谢惠顾 下一位 Thanks for shopping, sir. Next, please.
混蛋 Dick.
请进 凯尔 坐那去 Come on in, Kyle. Have a seat right there.
你可能已经听说了 You probably heard that Eric here has been
埃里克被人身攻击的事了 dealing with some body shaming.
埃里克和我谈了一下 Well, Eric and I have been talking,
我们觉得他最好 and we've decided it's probably best for him
能远离社交媒体 to get off of social media.
大概有用吧 Yeah, probably.
我们想要一名学生志愿者 So, what we're looking for is a student volunteer.
帮埃里克把他想发的东西 Somebody who can put the things Eric wants
发布到网络上 up on the Internet for him,
并对所有评论进行过滤 and also filter through all the comments
为他打造一个安全空间 and make it more of a safe space for him.
等等 什么 Wait, what?
我觉得你很适合 因为你 I said you were perfect because you're really good
每次都按时交作业 at getting all your schoolwork done on time,
所 所以也许你会干得很好 s-s-so you'd probably do a really good job.
您想让我来管卡特曼的推特和点评网账户 You want me to run Cartman's Twitter and Yelp account
并只给他看好的评论吗 and only give him the good comments?
-是这样的 -不干 - That's right. - No.
凯尔 你知道什么是身材羞辱吧 Kyle, you know what body shaming is, right?
它对一个人的生活能造成多大伤害 How much it can hurt someone's life?
你要做的只是检查所有评论 All you have to do is check out all the comments,
打出所有赞的 type out just the positive ones,
然后给埃里克纸质版就行 and give that to Eric on paper.
要是他不喜欢别人在推特上说的 If he doesn't like what people say on Twitter,
他可以不登录 he can get off.
好吧 凯尔 也许你更喜欢 Okay, Kyle, well maybe you'd like
两周的留堂 two weeks detention instead.
那就 那就留堂吧 Give me -- Give me detention.
你确定吗 You sure about that?
是的 我选留堂 Yeah, I'll take the detention.
那你就留堂两周 伙计 That's two weeks detention for you, bud.
咱们四点见 I'll see you at 4:00.
当我们说到有人该来帮埃里克 And when we said someone should probably help Eric
过滤掉所有负面评论时 by filtering out any negative comments,
他提到了你的名字 he mentioned you by name.
这是个玩笑么 Is this a joke?
我才不是个玩笑 I'm not a joke!
这事儿可不是好玩的 苔丝博格 Nothing funny about this, Testaberger.
这是我们国家一个很严重的问题 This is a big problem in our country.
我才不干 I'm not doing it.
那就留堂两周 恭喜你 And that's two weeks detention for you. Congratulations.
对任何看起来不合适的 And so any comments that seem inappropriate
或是伤人的言论 or hurtful in any way,
你都要将其删除 you need to delete
且不能出现在每日给埃里克的报告中 and not include in your daily report to Eric.
我需要一个又聪明又努力的人 I wanted someone smart and hardworking!
-必须干吗 -你想被留堂吗 - Do I gotta? - You want detention?
要是被留堂了 我会被禁足的 Well, if I get detention, I'll get grounded.
那你今天就开始吧 Then you start today.
巴特斯 你的责任 Butters, it's your job
就是确保埃里克有一个安全空间 to make sure Eric has a safe space.
色拉区
很抱歉 Oh, I'm sorry!
不 是我不小心 Oh, no, my -- my fault.
有家全食超市真是好啊 Isn't it great having a Whole Foods?
我每天中午都来这里吃午餐 This is where I come for lunch every day.
吃得健康 才能保持身材 Got to eat healthy to stay fit.
糟糕 又是那家伙 Oh, shit. It's that guy.
今天过得如何 先生 And how are you today, sir?
很棒 Great.
听着 在你提出之前 Uh, listen, before you ring me up,
我想告诉你 I just want to let you know
我今天并不打算捐钱做慈善 I'm not gonna be giving extra money to charity,
我们可以 可以跳过那一步吗 so can we -- can we just skip that part?
没问题的 先生 Oh, no problem, sir.
他们升级了系统 所以现在简单多了 They've updated the system so it's a lot more streamlined now.
您想要买的都买到了吗 Find everything you need today?
是的 谢谢 Yeah, thanks.
很好 总共是 There we go, and that's...
好的 您愿意 Okay, and would you like
为吃不上饭的孩子捐一元钱吗 to give a dollar to hungry kids today?
不 我说过不捐了 No, I said no before.
你是说过了 Oh, that's right.
这里有一幅挨饿小男孩的照片 Okay, there's a picture of a little hungry boy.
您点一下他的肚子好吗 Will you just press on his belly?
好的 这样就行了 Okay, that's got it.
不帮助吃不上饭的孩子 So, with the no help for hungry kids,
总共是18元87分 that's $18.87.
收您20元 Out of $20...
您的找零在那里 Your change is right there.
只要把小女孩 Just pull out the sandwich
嘴里的三明治拔出来就能拿到 out of the little girl's mouth.
这太不合理了 This is not streamlined.
这是新的零钱提取器 先生 It's just the new change dispenser, sir.
我 我拔不出来 I -- I-I can't...
是啊 她饿着呢 你得使劲拔 Yeah, she's a hungry one. You got to pull hard.
这三明治简直纹丝不动 The sandwich isn't coming out.
试试把脚蹬在她脸上 Try putting your foot on her face.
祝您愉快 先生 Have a nice day, sir!
我本来是挺愉快的 I was having a nice day.
埃里克 等一下 Eric, hold up.
你终于来了 你拿了关于我的评论吗 There you are. You have my social-media comments?
拿了 拿了 都在这儿 Yeah. Yeah, right here.
我今天早晨刚整完 I just finished this morning.
这个不错 真不错 Mm-hmm. Oh, that's nice. Oh, great.
这是推特上的所有评论吗 This is all the Twitter comments?
没错 你点评主页上的评论从这开始 Yeah, and people commenting on your Yelp page starts here.
挺好 不错 Okay, nice. Oh ni--
很热情洋溢的评论 这可真棒 Oh, very enthusiastic. This is so great!
凯尔 Oh, Kyle!
你觉得我找个人来帮我删负面评论 You thought me having someone edit my social media
会让我看起来像傻逼吗 would make me look stupid?
你真该瞧瞧我手上这些评论 You should see all the comments I'm getting.
人们现在其实真挺喜欢我的 People are actually really stoked on me now.
筛掉那些暗黑的评论简直是惨无人道的工作 It's a pretty brutal job sifting through all that darkness.
各位 请注意 All right, everyone, listen up.
停止取笑肥胖
为了让大家深刻理解 In order to better understand
羞辱他人身材会产生的恶劣影响 the negative affects of body shaming we have --
莱斯莉 用袜子把你的嘴他妈给我堵上 Hey, Leslie, put a fucking sock in it!!
我们今天请来了一位嘉宾 We have a guest speaker today
他会挑战我们对外貌的审美偏见 who will challenge our perceptions of physical beauty.
有请动作明星和英雄人物史蒂文·西格尔 So, please welcome action star and hero Steven Seagal.
对我有意见吗 You got a problem with me?
我是你灵魂深处的噩梦 I'm your worst nightmare.
我从不畏惧死亡 I have no fear of death.
更重要的是 我也不畏惧生命 More important, I don't fear life.
我是位动作电影巨星 I'm a big action-movie star,
人们非常喜欢我 and people are pretty stoked on me.
于是我放了一张自己的照片在网上 And then I put a picture of myself up on the Internet,
照片里我脱了上衣 我写道 and I had my shirt off, and I said,
"你们觉得我是肌肉男吗" 有人评论 "Do you think I'm ripped?" And some people commented
说我根本不是肌肉男 说我是肥仔 saying I didn't look ripped, that I was fat,
他们还叫我史蒂文·西球球 and they called me Steven SeBoomBoom,
所以我又上传了另一张照片 and so then I put another picture on the Internet,
我以为这次人们会赞我的 and I thought people would be stoked on me,
但是他们说我肥得像屎一样 but they said I looked like a fat turd,
他们还说我一点也不强壮 and they said I wasn't buff.
羞辱别人的身材是不对的 Body shaming isn't cool,
如果有人在网上羞辱你 and if p-people shame you on the Internet,
你一定得让自己 you have to make sure that you stay --
坚强起来 you stay strong,
告诉他们你为自己感到骄傲 像这样 and tell everyone you're proud of how you look. Like this.
*你在追寻什么* *What you find, ahh*
*你感觉如何* *What you feel now*
西格尔 Hey, Seagal.
你刚才为孩子们做了一番精彩绝伦的演讲 Listen, that was a really amazing talk you gave to the kids.
谢谢你 Thank you.
看得出来你在承受痛苦 老兄 I can see that you're in a lot of pain, bro.
我这儿有个人可以帮你 I've got someone who I think can help.
我希望你能为西格尔先生做 So, I want you to do for Mr. Seagal
你为埃里克·卡特曼所做的同样的事 the same thing that you're doing for Eric Cartman.
但是政正校长 我真的没有多余的时间了 But P.C. Principal, I really don't have time.
这个男人抽出时间来到学校 This man took the time to come to your school
帮助我们提高对身材羞辱的警觉 and help spread body-shaming awareness!
我觉得你能把你的时间也分给他一点 I think you can give him a little of your time!
是的 先生 Yes, sir.
今天我们的商品满足了您的需求吗 Find everything you needed today?
是的 Yes.
好的 您一共消费37元98分 Okay, looks like your total comes to $37.98.
愿意为饥饿的孩子们捐出一元钱吗 Would you like to give a dollar to help feed hungry kids?
是的 我愿意捐出一元钱 Yes, I would like to give a dollar.
你竟然愿意捐出一元钱 You want to give a dollar?
是的 我愿意 Yes, I will.
10元用来买了啤酒 So, that's $10 for the beer,
巧克力花生4元2分 $4.20 in chocolate-covered peanuts,
菲力牛排26元钱 $26 in filet mignons,
捐给全球饥饿儿童1元钱 and $1 for hungry kids around the world.
捐赠金额那里有10元 20元和50元 On amount of donation, it will say $10, $20, or $50.
请按一元那个按钮 Can you just press the $1 box?
顾客们请注意 Attention shoppers!
有人刚刚捐了一元钱 Somebody just joined the one-dollar club!
捐整整一元钱给饥饿的孩子 Giving one whole dollar to help feed hungry children!
这是送你的T恤 Here's your T-shirt!
我捐了一元帮助消灭饥荒
当孩子们收到 Oh, won't the kids be thrilled
这整整一元钱的时候 when they get their piece
肯定特别激动 of that big, impressive dollar!
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*他是一个好人* *For he's a jolly good fellow*
*他是一个好人* *For he's a jolly good fellooow*
*他消灭了饥荒* *He ended world hunger*
天哪 太糟糕了 Oh God, that's terrible. Jesus.
不 我跟你说 特蕾西 Yeah, no, I'm telling you, Tracy,
这个服务可好了 it's the greatest thing ever.
我可以拿到推特和图片分享评论的纸版 I'm getting all my Twitter and Instagram comments on paper,
上面没有任何负面评论 and the nasty mean stuff all gets edited out.
天哪 Oh, my God. Ugh.
最棒的是 Yeah! And the coolest thing?
自从我用了这个服务之后 Ever since I started using this service,
我的粉丝都更喜欢我了 all my followers are actually way more stoked on me!
很酷吧 So cool, right?!
巴特斯 Butters! Aah!
这是什么鬼东西 What the hell is this?!
你上次给我的评论有一条说 The last report you gave me has a comment that says,
这张照片亮瞎了我的眼睛 死胖子 "This picture of you burned my eyes, fatso."
对不起 埃里克 我估计漏删了 I'm sorry, Eric. I-I guess it slipped through the cracks.
我被这些新客户搞垮了 I'm overloaded with all the new people.
什么新客户 What new people?
《冰雪奇缘》主题曲演唱者 曾因抑郁患暴食症
我现在要处理黛米·洛瓦托的 I've got Demi Lovato to take care of now,
美国女演员 曾因遭受谩骂而表示不再使用推特
莉娜·杜汉姆在推特上发了一张菊花照 and Lena Dunham just put a picture of her asshole
要我筛出好的评论给她 on Twitter and wants only the positive comments.
操 黛米·洛瓦托那么性感 Dude fuck Demi Lovato. She's fucking hot.
没人说她肥 好吧 She's not being fat shamed.
有啊 但我不管 Am so! But I don't care.
人们必须接受我这种身材 People just have to accept my body the way it is.
巴特斯 今晚帮我搞定这个 懂吗 Butters, I want this fixed by tonight. You got that?
好吧 埃里克 Okay, Eric.
*奇异恩典* *Amazing grace*
赞美基督教的福音歌曲
*如此甘甜* *How sweet the sound*
这是一个绝望的地方 This is a place where hope is scarce.
这些人忍饥挨饿 These people are hungry.
小乔乔今天可能没饭吃 Little Jo Jo here might not eat today.
但这就意味着我们每次结账时 But does that mean it's okay for cashiers
收银员都能要求我们捐钱吗 to ask us for money while we're in the checkout line?
这样不对 也不公平 It isn't right, and it isn't fair.
如果你跟我一样每天都去全食超市 Just 2 dollars a day adds up to 62 goddamn dollars a month
每天捐2元钱 一个月就要62元钱 if you go to Whole Foods as much as I do.
没有人应该承受这种 Nobody should have to feel the shame, the humiliation,
被迫在账单上加钱的羞辱 of being asked to add money onto their grocery bill.
伸出援手 Help now.
一起让商店变成大家的安全空间 Let's make grocery stores a safe space for all.
团结一致 我们就能改变世界 Together, we can make a difference.
因为慈善羞辱伤害每一个人 Because charity shaming hurts everyone.
我非常尊重的一件事 You know, if there's one thing I really respect,
就是挑战审美观念的 it's plus-sized models who challenge the idea
大号模特 of what makes a woman beautiful.
这些女士将参加一个大号内衣广告活动 These ladies are gonna be part of a big ad campaign
我们要保证她们不会受到 for plus-sized lingerie, and we want make sure
任何恶意评论的骚扰 they're protected from any harassing comments.
我一定要做吗 校长 Do I have to, sir?
她们要出去抛头露面 Hey, they're gonna be putting themselves out there,
我只要求你检查她们的网络账号 and all I'm asking you to do is go through their social media
删除两三条恶意评论而已 and delete the two or three comments that are mean.
政正校长 你好像没搞清楚 P.C. Principal, I don't think you quite realize
我要筛掉多少负面的评论 how much negative stuff I have to sift through.
我知道很多 但我真的需要你 I know it's a lot, but I just really need you
帮助这些大号模特 to help these plus-sized models.
《速度与激情》男主角
还有范·迪塞尔 And Vin Diesel.
范·迪塞尔也要 Vin Diesel, too?!
哥们 你为埃里克·卡特曼做的事很赞 Look, bro, You've done an amazing job with Eric Cartman.
你让他的人生焕然一新 You have really turned his life around,
其他人也值得拥有他的那种快乐 and other people deserve to be as happy as he is.
*人们都爱我 认为我很棒* *Everyone likes me and thinks I'm great*
*在这安全空间* *In my safe spaaace*
*我的安全空间* *My safe space*
*人们不歧视 黑子也不黑我* *People don't judge me and haters don't hate*
*在这安全空间* *In my safe spaaace*
*你的安全空间* *Your safe space*
*防恶霸玻璃 抗黑门* *Bully-proof windows, troll-safe doors*
*满是善良的气息* *Nothing but kindness in here*
*随你骂我怂货* *You might call me a pussy*
*在我的安全空间里我什么也不听* *But I won't hear you in my safe space*
*我的安全空间里* *My safe space*
*防恶霸玻璃* *Bully-proof windows*
*你不喜欢我 就无法进入我的安全空间* *If you do not like me, you are not allowed in my safe space*
*我的安全空间* *My safe space*
*去瞧一瞧 就会看见经筛选的用户* *Look and you will see there's a very select crowd*
*在你的安全空间* *In your safe space*
*我的安全空间* *My safe space*
*支持我的人加入* *People that support me mixed in with*
*更支持我的人 说着动听的话* *More people that support me and say nice things*
*彩虹围绕着我* *Rainbows all around me*
*在我安全空间里 没有屈辱* *There is no shame in my safe space*
*我的安全空间* *My safe space*
*防恶霸玻璃* *Bully-proof windows*
*我要撕碎你的安全空间* *I am going to tear down your safe space*
*一砖一瓦 快乐地慢慢摧毁* *Brick by brick, I shall smash it with glee*
什么 那是谁 What? Who is that?
*你无法阻止我进入到内部* *You cannot stop me from getting inside*
*我冷酷又无情 我的名字* *I am cold and I am hard and my name...*
*叫现实* *Is Reality*
不要现实 快来人阻止他 Oh, no, not Reality! Somebody stop him!
我来对付他 黛米 I'll take care of him, Demi!
*你无法摧毁我们的人生 现实* You can't ruin our lives, Reality
*-我们的安全空间将你隔离 -见鬼* *- Our safe space will keep you out - Drat!*
*我们可以面对一切* *We can face almost anything*
*-然而现实 我们并不需要 -不* - But Reality, we can do without - Noooo!*
*防恶霸玻璃 抗黑门* *- Bully-proof windows - Troll-safe doors*
*我的安全空间* *My safe spaaaaaace*
精彩 That was nice.
谢谢 祝您愉快 All right, thanks! Have a great day.
先生下午好 Good afternoon, sir.
你好 Oh, hello.
你应该认识史蒂文·西格尔 You might know Steven Seagal.
想一起玩玩吗 You want to play with me?
这位是范·迪塞尔 And this is Vin Diesel.
先生们 你们好 Oh, hello, gentlemen!
劝你今天不要再 It'd be... a really bad idea
打着公益的旗号羞辱我 for you to charity shame me today.
他们都是来保护我的安全空间的 These guys are here to protect my safe space.
很好 That's great!
*这只猪仔去了市场* *This little piggy went to market*
*这只猪仔待在了家* *This little piggy stayed home*
*这只猪仔出演了《速度与激情》* *This little piggy was in "Fast and the Furious”*
*这只猪仔直接变成电视咖* *And this little piggy goes direct to cable*
这只猪仔刚买了53元的啤酒和速冻匹萨 And this little piggy just bought $53 in beer and frozen pizzas!
今天你愿意捐一元钱给饥饿儿童吗 Would you like to make a dollar donation to hungry kids today?
看看周围 你看见了什么 Look around you. What do you see?
瘦弱瘦小的人们 People who are slim, skinny.
然而并非所有人都能拥有他们一样的好身材 But not everyone can have nice bodies like them.
想想吧 把照片放上推特 Just imagine it -- putting your pictures up on Twitter
却招来人们对于你体重的评论 just to have some people write comments about your weight.
总有这样的情况发生 It happens. All too often.
然而这仅仅是个开始 But it doesn't stop there.
人们因为其他被视为不齿的特点而受尽屈辱 People also can be shamed for other traits viewed as negative.
麦克因为不擅长垃圾分类而被耻笑 Mike here was shamed for not being a good recycler.
所以 我们共同创建了无耻美国项目 And so, together, we have created "Shameless America."
一起为无耻美国而努力
从而再也没人会被称作... So no one is ever labeled...
胖子 Tubby.
不会用工具 Bad with tools.
女同 Dyke.
臭不要脸插队的 Butter, butter dirty line-cutter.
让我们一起创造一个完全无耻的美国 Let's work together to create a completely shameless America.
因为羞辱他人是不对的 Because shaming hurts everyone.
"黛米·洛瓦托 我打赌你的阴道有" "Hey, Demi Lovato, I bet your vagina has a" --
天哪 Oh -- oh, God...
这太恶心了 Oh, that's ter-- horrible!
恶心死了 删掉 Geez. Delete.
这条也删掉 Delete that, too.
"我想把我的鸡鸡插进那些肥硕的" 真呕 "I'd like to stick my wiener in those fat rolls of" -- Oh God!
删掉 "你很苗条 可我的鸡鸡不苗条" Delete. "You aren't fat, but my dick is."
天哪 Oh, God.
你就是想方设法毁掉我的那个人 So, you're the one trying to destroy me, eh?
什么 What?!
你这个小混蛋 把我关在外面 是吧 You little shit! Keep me out, will you?!
先生 我不认识你 I don't know you, sir!
你没法阻止我 You can't stop me!
我要杀了你 I'm going to kill you!
巴特斯 你在干什么 Butters! What are you doing!?
那个人 他要来抓我了 W-well, the man! The man is gonna get me!
巧克力杏仁 And some chocolate-covered almonds...
范德堡桑格莉亚混合酒 Vanderpump sangria mix...
无耻美国
我有点累了 Yeah, I'm -- I'm a little tired
因为我正为我的慈善组织 because I'm actually hosting a
主持一个盛大的筹款晚会 huge fundraiser for my charity organization.
我算是他们的头头 That I'm sort of the head of.
很棒 先生 冰淇淋三明治 That's great, sir. Ice-cream sandwiches...
我们会筹到很多钱 Yeah, we're gonna raise a lot of money.
有好些名人要来 Celebrities are coming.
黛米·洛瓦托已经捐了10万美金 Demi Lovato has given $100,000 for the event.
真棒 一只烤鸡 Wonderful. Rotisserie chicken...
还有弗兰克牌辣酱 Oh yep, got to have that Frank's Hot Sauce.
我觉得筹款晚宴这种场合 I just thought, you know, a fundraiser dinner
才是适合问人家是否捐款的场合 was sort of the appropriate place to ask for donations.
真为你开心 先生 That's great, sir.
总额是37元85分 Okay, your total's $37.85.
你愿意为仓鼠捐献一元钱 And would you like to give a dollar
好让它读大学吗 to help put a hamster through college?
什么 你没听到我刚才的话吗 What?! Did you not hear anything I said?!
我已经在做慈善了 I'm, I'm doing all this stuff!
没关系 先生 Not a problem, sir.
你只要按下"不"就行了 If you could just press the "No" button,
然后告诉这只小仓鼠 他去不了大学了 and tell the little hamster he's not going to college.
对着他的眼睛说吧 先生 Just look him right in the eye, sir,
跟他说 "别想了 伙计" and say, "Not today, buddy."
我盛大的筹款晚宴 Actually, my big fundraising gala
也资助仓鼠读大学的 is helping put hamsters through college, too.
真的吗 太好了 Oh, really? Wow!
班乔 你听到了吗 有人资助你了 Did you hear that, Banjo?! You've got support!
祝你今天过得愉快 先生 Well you have a nice day sir,
谢谢你如此慷慨 and thank you so much for being so generous.
不用谢 You're welcome.
凯尔 你想看看 Hey Kyle, you want to see
大家对我放在网上的鸡鸡照怎么评论的吗 what people on the Internet said about my dick pic?
每个人都给了好评 Everyone's pretty stoked on it.
网上不可能只有两个人 There's more than two people on the Internet!
那个人要来了 他要来了 The man! The man, the man, the man, the man!
他要来抓我了 The man! He's gonna get me!
他无处不在 He follows me everywhere!
你看见他了吗 Did you see the man?!
巴特斯 你在干什么 Butters, what are you doing?!
他要来抓我了 He's gonna get me!
巴特斯 你出现幻觉了 Dude, Butters, you're seeing things!
都是过滤网络评论这事 Sifting through all the horrible stuff
让你变成这样的 people say on the Internet is making you lose it.
世界一片黑暗 他要来了 The world is darkness! The man is coming!
巴特斯 Dude, Butters!
小猫咪玩的是什么颜色的球呢 And what color is the little ball the kittens are playing with?
快跑啊 小兔崽子们 他要来了 Run for your lives, you little fuckers, the man is coming!
巴特斯 听我说 Butters, listen to my voice.
我不跑的话 他就要追上来了 The man is gonna get me if I don't stop.
那就别挣扎了 Then stop, dude.
巴特斯 这一点也不值 Butters, all this isn't worth it.
选择留堂吧 伙计 Just take the detention, dude.
南方公园社区中心 "无耻美国"慈善晚会
各位 感谢你们能来 All right, everyone, thanks for coming
为消除羞辱做出捐赠 to help raise money to stop shaming
并帮助仓鼠上大学 and put hamsters through college.
他刚说了什么 What'd he say?
现在又帮助了一名深受羞辱困扰的女性 And now a woman who knows about shaming firsthand,
超模吉吉·哈迪德 supermodel Gigi Hadid.
各位过得开心吗 All right, everyone enjoying themselves?
菲力牛排味道如何 How's that filet mignon?
很好 非常好吃 Good! Really nice! Great!
我们都因为一个非常重要的原因来到这里 You know, we're all here for a really important reason.
因为所有人无论身处何处都应该享有安全空间 Because everyone should have a safe space wherever they go...
-兰迪 兰迪 出问题了 -什么 - Randy! Randy, we've got a problem. - What?
现实来了 Reality's here.
-当然需要付出许多努力 -他要毁掉聚会 - But of course, that takes a lot of effort... - He's trying to crash the party.
-以及资源 -现实 该死谁放他进来的 - and a lot of resources. - Reality?! Who let him in?! Shit!
希望有了您的捐助以后... Our hope is that with your donation --
这酒不错吧 Ooh, nice wine, huh?
你觉得怎么样 What do you think of that?
你知道我怎么看你的美丽鲜花吗 You know what I think of your pretty flowers?
这么看 你喜欢吗 There you go! How do you like that?
好吧 伙计 跟我们走 All right, buddy, let's go.
我诅咒你们所有人 I shit on all of you!
西格尔 Seagal!
操你你你你你 You you you you you!
把那个给我 蠢女人 Give me that, you stupid bitch.
真是美好的慈善活动 我猜你们都 What a lovely charity event. I suppose you're all feeling
自我感觉良好 对吧 pretty good about yourselves, hmmm?
你们做了什么 What have you done?
你们为了募捐三百美金 You've raised $300 by spending $500,000
要花掉五十万去买菲力牛排和水晶杯 on Filet Mignon and crystal glasses.
瞧瞧你 范·迪塞屎 Look at you. Vin dipshit.
你说羞辱胖子是不对的 You say fat shaming is wrong,
所以你炫耀你的腹肌 so in response you show off your abs.
所以你就是在羞辱胖子 傻逼 You're the one fat shaming, idiot!
你们到底怎么了 What's the matter with you people?
你因为别人过分而难过 You're sad that people are mean?
抱歉 世界并不是一个 Well, I'm sorry, the world isn't
提倡素质教育的大学校园 one big liberal-arts college campus!
我们暴饮暴食 认为这种生活理所当然 We eat too much. We take our spoiled lives for granted.
偶尔稍微有点内疚 Feel a little bad about it sometimes.
不 你们想要把整个生活搬到网上 No, you want to put all your shit up on the Internet
让所有人来为你欢呼 and have every single person say, "Hooray for you!"
我操你们 你们都是屌丝 Fuck You. You're all pricks.
告诉你们一个消息 And I've got news for you.
就在你们自我感觉良好地坐在这里时 While you've been sitting here trying to feel good,
那个替你们过滤污浊的小男孩 the little boy who sucked all your shit
就快被弄死了 is about to die from it!
什么 What?
天呐 Oh, my God.
我们都做了什么 What have we done?
天呐 我根本没想到... Jesus. I-I didn't even think...
我猜 我太强求一个孩子了 I guess... I asked too much of one kid.
听着 各位 Listen, everybody...
我觉得有个办法能帮所有人回到正轨 I think there's a way to try and make this right for everyone.
截至今天 无耻美国已募捐了超过四万美元 To date, Shameless America has raised over $40,000.
用这些钱 我们将给这些人 With that money, we are putting more and more iPads
发放更多的iPad into these people's hands.
有了iPad 他们就能帮助更多的美国人 With iPads, these people can finally help more Americans
过滤社交媒体上的负面内容 get rid of negativity on their social media.
谢谢 乔乔 Oh, thanks, Jo Jo.
我现在不会被羞辱了 你也可以 I'm shame-free now, and you can be too.
只需要每天一元 For just $1 a day,
这些美丽的孩子们 one of these beautiful children
将有效避免黑子 还您的网络一片安全空间 will protect you from trolls and make your Internet a safe space.
我们将不懈努力 直到全美无耻 We won't rest until America is completely shameless.
这个世界也许黑暗 The world can be brutal.
但无耻美国将不断努力 But Shameless America is going to continue to take steps
让所有人永享安全空间 to make sure everyone has a safe space forever.
你确定这是个好主意吗 Are you sure this is a good idea?
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