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* 欢迎来到南方公园 享受好时光 * I'm goin' down to South Park,gonna have myself a time
* 到处都是友好的脸 * Friendly faces everywhere
* 淳朴的居民乐天知命 * Humble folks without temptation
* 来到南方公园 可不要大惊小怪 * Goin' down to South Park,gonna leave my woes behind
* 大车小车随便停 * Ample Parking day or night
* 人人喊着邻居你好! * People spouting,"Howdy,neighbor!"
* 到了南方公园 看你感觉多自然 * Heading on up to South Park,gonna see if I can't unwind
* (你要听得清我说话 算你最厉害!) * Mrph rmhmhm rm!Mrph rmhmhm rm!
* 快来南方公园 让你笑口常开 * Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine
南方公园 第十九季 第五集 BD：Tearemix
南方公园小学
所以这些人嘲笑你的体重 你觉得受委屈了是吗 So,these guys made fun of your weight and made you feel ashamed?
是的 我只是在写美食评论 Yes,I was just trying to do my job as a food critic,
然后他们就一起来嘲笑我胖 and they all ganged up on me and said I was fat.
好吧 那你说说到底怎么一回事 All right,why don't you take me back to what happened.
当时 我正在更衣室 I was in the locker room...
我只穿着内裤 然后有俩人路过 And I was in my underwear,and these kids walked by.
我看着镜子 觉得自己身形健美 Then I looked in the mirror,and I thought I looked kind of ripped,
所以我就问其中一个路人 能否帮我拍张照 他也拍了 and so I asked one of the kids if he would take a picture of m-me,and he did.
然后我看着照片 觉得自己身形健美 And I looked at the picture,and I looked pretty ripped,
回家后 我就把照片发到Yelp上 (美国的大众点评) so later at home,I put the picture up on my Yelp account,
并写着 "我是不是身材棒棒的?#健身#" And I typed in,"Don't I look ripped?"
我以为大家都会夸奖我 And I thought people would be stoked on me.
然而今天早上 我看到推特上的评论 Then this morning,I saw the comments on Twitter,
好多人骂我 说我根本不健美 and some people c-called me names and said I wasn't ripped,
还说我很胖 说我根本没有肌肉 and they said I was fat,and I didn't have muscles.
互联网 嘲 笑 我 Internet m-m-made fu-fun of me and...
Eric 也许你不该把你 只穿内裤的照片发到社交媒体上 Well,Eric,maybe you shouldn't have put a picture of you in your underwear up on social media...
嘿 你他妈有意见吗 Mackey Hey!You got a fucking problem,Mackey?!
没 没有 治正校长 N-no,P.C. Principal!
羞辱身材是个严重问题 Because body shaming is fucking serious,
我不会容忍这种事在本校发生! and I'm not gonna allow that shit in my school!
没有人应该受到这种羞辱 Nobody should have to feel that kind of shame.
全食超市
好的先生 一共37.83刀 Okay,sir,looks like your total is $37.83.
好的 All right.
请问你愿意捐一块钱给饥饿儿童吗? Okay,and would you like to add a dollar donation to help hungry kids around the world?
不 不 不用了 Oh,uh,no,th-that's okay.
- 你说什么? - 我 我不捐钱 - Sorry? - I'm...I'm good.
抱歉 你说你不想 捐一块钱给饥饿儿童吗 I'm sorry,you don't want to give the dollar to hungry kids?
- 今天不了 谢谢 - 好的 没问题 - Not today,thank you. - Okay,no problem.
会有一个弹窗问你 是否要帮助饥饿儿童 Window's gonna come up and ask if you're helping the hungry kids.
请按"不 不要" Just hit "No,I'm not."
不用了吧 Oh,come on.
请再按一下 Try hitting it again.
就在"好的 我尽力而为"下面 It's the box below the one that says,"Sure,I'd love to help however I can."
这破玩意儿 抱歉 Ah,darn thing.Sorry.
大部分人都会捐的 我还是手动改一下吧 Most people give the dollar.I can do this manually.
我给慈善组织捐过很多钱的 好吗 Look,I give money to charity a lot,okay?
当然 Oh,sure you do.
真的! 我只是不想每次购物的时候捐 I do!I just don't want to every time I shop for food.
我完全理解 "需要顾客大声说"... That's completely understandable."Have customer speak on the"...
好的 你能对着话筒说一句 Oh,okay.If you can just speak into the voice decoder and say,
"我不会给饥饿儿童捐钱" "I'm not giving anything to the hungry kids."
我不会给饥饿儿童捐钱 I'm not giving anything to the hungry kids.
好的 这样就行了 Okay,that's got it.
那么有冰淇淋 伏特加 披萨小点 So,with the ice cream,the vodka,pizza pockets,
不给饥饿儿童捐钱 那一共37.83刀 and nothing for hungry kids,that's $37.83.
别忘了拿零钱喔 Oh,don't forget your change.
如果我每次购物都要捐钱 那我不得... Look,if I gave money every time I went grocery shopping,I would be...
欢迎光临 请下一位上前 Thanks for shopping,sir.Next,please.
贱人 Dick.
请进 Kyle 坐下吧 Come on in,Kyle.Have a seat right there.
你大概也听说了 最近有人在羞辱Eric的身材 You probably heard that Eric here has been dealing with some body shaming.
Eric和我聊了一下 Well,Eric and I have been talking,
我们一致认为 他最好不要再碰社交媒体了 and we've decided it's probably best for him to get off of social media.
对 大概吧 Yeah,probably.
所以我们正在寻找一个志愿学生 So,what we're looking for is a student volunteer.
来把Eric想看到的评论留下 Somebody who can put the things Eric wants up on the Internet for him,
同时审阅筛选所有评论 让他有更多安全感 and also filter through all the comments and make it more of a safe space for him.
等等 什么? Wait,what?
我说你是最好人选 I said you were perfect
因为你擅长按时完成作业 because you're really good at getting all your schoolwork done on time,
所以你大概能做好这项工作 s-s-so you'd probably do a really good job.
你要我接手Cartman的推特和Yelp帐号 然后只筛选出好的评论给他看? You want me to run Cartman's Twitter and Yelp account and only give him the good comments?
- 没错 - 我不干 - That's right. - No.
Kyle 你知道什么是身材羞辱 对吧 Kyle,you know what body shaming is,right?
知道这会怎样毁掉一个人吧 How much it can hurt someone's life?
你只需要查看所有评论 All you have to do is check out all the comments,
只留下正面回应的 然后整理成纸质文档给Eric type out just the positive ones,and give that to Eric on paper.
如果他不喜欢看推特上的评论 他可以不上推特 If he doesn't like what people say on Twitter,he can get off.
好吧 Kyle 那你等着罚两周留堂吧 Okay,Kyle,well maybe you'd like two weeks detention instead.
那我 那我留堂吧 Give me...Give me detention.
- 你确定吗? - 是的 我选留堂 - You sure about that? - Yeah,I'll take the detention.
两周留堂 明天下午四点见 That's two weeks detention for you,bud.I'll see you at 4:00.
我们讨论帮Eric 筛除所有负面评论的人选时 And when we said someone should probably help Eric by filtering out any negative comments,
他提议由你来做 he mentioned you by name.
- 开玩笑吗? - 我不是个笑话! - Is this a joke? - I'm not a joke!
这事儿不是开玩笑 Testaberger Nothing funny about this,Testaberger.
这是我们国家存在的一大问题 This is a big problem in our country.
我不会做的 I'm not doing it.
恭喜你 两周留堂 And that's two weeks detention for you.Congratulations.
所以任何恶意中伤的评论 都需要删除 And so any comments that seem inappropriate or hurtful in any way,
不能出现在 你给Eric的每日报告里 you need to delete and not include in your daily report to Eric.
我想要一个聪明能干的! I wanted someone smart and hardworking!
- 我必须做吗? - 你想被留堂吗? - Do I gotta? - You want detention?
如果我被留堂 我会被禁足 Well,if I get detention,I'll get grounded.
那你今天就开始干活 Then you start today.
Butters 你的任务就是给Eric安全感 Butters,it's your job to make sure Eric has a safe space.
全食超市 沙拉自选区
- 对不起! - 不 怪我 怪我 - Oh,I'm sorry! - Oh,no,my... my fault.
有全食超市真好 对吧? Isn't it great having a Whole Foods?
我每天都过来买午餐 This is where I come for lunch every day.
吃健康点 保持体型 Got to eat healthy to stay fit.
该死的 又是他 Oh,shit.It's that guy.
你好啊 先生 And how are you today,sir?
好 听着 在你问我那句话之前 Great.Uh,listen,before you ring me up,
我只想告诉你 我不会多付那份做慈善的钱 I just want to let you know I'm not gonna be giving extra money to charity,
所以 我们能不能跳过那一步? so can we... can we just skip that part?
没问题 先生 Oh,no problem,sir.
系统升级了 操作流程已经改进了 They've updated the system so it's a lot more streamlined now.
想要的都买全了吗? Find everything you need today?
是的 谢谢 Yeah,thanks.
好的 一共是 There we go,and that's...
好的 今天您愿意为饥饿儿童捐一块钱吗? Okay,and would you like to give a dollar to hungry kids today?
- 不 我之前就说了 - 哦 好的 - No,I said no before. - Oh,that's right.
好了 这有一张饥饿小男孩的照片 Okay,there's a picture of a little hungry boy.
请您按一下他的肚子好吗? Will you just press on his belly?
好的 可以了 Okay,that's got it.
没有为饥饿儿童捐款 您一共消费18.87刀 So,with the no help for hungry kids,that's $18.87.
收您20 Out of $20...
这是您的零钱 Your change is right there.
把小女孩嘴里的三明治 拔出来就行 Just pull out the sandwich out of the little girl's mouth.
这流程哪里升级了 This is not streamlined.
换了新的零钱机 先生 It's just the new change dispenser,sir.
拔不出来啊 I...I-I can't...
是 她太饿了 您要再使点劲儿 Yeah,she's a hungry one.You got to pull hard.
这三明治拔不出来啊 The sandwich isn't coming out.
蹬着她的脸试试 Try putting your foot on her face.
祝您愉快 先生! Have a nice day,sir!
本来是挺愉快的 I was having a nice day.
Eric 等一下 Eric,hold up.
你来了啊 我的评论带了吗? There you are.You have my social-media comments?
带了 给你 我今早才弄完 Yeah.Yeah,right here.I just finished this morning.
不错啊 很棒耶 Oh,that's nice.Oh,great.
都是推特上的评论吗? This is all the Twitter comments?
是的 这页之后是Yelp上的评论 Yeah,and people commenting on your Yelp page starts here.
好的 很好 这条很热情 Okay,nice.Oh ni...Oh,very enthusiastic.
太棒了! This is so great!
Kyle! Oh,Kyle!
你是觉得 找个人帮我筛选社交评论很蠢是吗? You thought me having someone edit my social media would make me look stupid?
你真该看看我手里的这些评论 You should see all the comments I'm getting.
大家现在都是我脑残粉了 People are actually really stoked on me now.
剔除负面评论这个工作 实在太变态了 It's a pretty brutal job sifting through all that darkness.
好了各位 听好了 All right,everyone,listen up.
为了让大家更好地了解 羞辱身材的负面影响 我们... In order to better understand the negative affects of body shaming we have...
Leslie 特么给我闭嘴 Hey,Leslie,put a fucking sock in it!!
我们邀请到一位嘉宾 他将会挑战我们对形体美的认知 We have a guest speaker today who will challenge our perceptions of physical beauty.
那么就让我们欢迎 功夫巨星Steven Seagal So,please welcome action star and hero Steven Seagal.
不要羞辱胖子
你对我有意见吗? You got a problem with me?
我将是你最可怕的梦魇 I'm your worst nightmare.
我不惧死亡 更重要的是 我不敬畏生命 I have no fear of death.More important,I don't fear life.
Steven Seagal 不要羞辱胖子
我是个功夫巨星 有很多脑残粉 I'm a big action-movie star,and people are pretty stoked on me.
后来我在网上传了一张 没穿上衣的照片 And then I put a picture of myself up on the Internet,
配文 我身材是不是棒棒哒? and I had my shirt off,and I said,"Do you think I'm ripped?"
然后就有人评论 说我身材好烂 还说我胖 and some people commented saying I didn't look ripped,that I was fat,
他们叫我胖胖 然后我就又传了一张照片 and they called me Steven SeBoomBoom,and so then I put another picture on the Internet,
我以为大家会喜欢我 and I thought people would be stoked on me,
但是他们说我就是个死胖子 一点都不帅 but they said I looked like a fat turd,and they said I wasn't buff.
羞辱身材很不好 如果有人在网上羞辱你 Body shaming isn't cool,And if p-people shame you on the Internet,
你一定要保证自己意志坚强 You have to make sure that you stay...You stay strong,
并且告诉所有人你对自己的长相很自信 就像这样 And tell everyone you're proud of how you look.Like this.
嘿 Seagal Hey,Seagal.
你给孩子们讲的太棒了 Listen,that was a really amazing talk you gave to the kids.
谢谢 Thank you.
看得出来你伤得很重 兄弟 I can see that you're in a lot of pain,bro.
我这有个人应该可以帮你 I've got someone who I think can help.
我希望你像帮Eric Cartman那样 帮助Seagal先生 So,I want you to do for Mr.Seagal The same thing that you're doing for Eric Cartman.
但是治正校长 我实在没时间 But P.C.Principal,I really don't have time.
这男人牺牲自己的时间来到你的小学 宣传羞辱身材的危害性 This man took the time to come to your school And help spread body-shaming awareness!
我觉得你也应该贡献一点点时间 I think you can give him a little of your time!
好的 先生 Yes,sir.
需要的都买齐了吗? Find everything you needed today?
嗯 Yes.
好的 您一共消费了37.98元 Okay,looks like your total comes to $37.98.
您愿意为饥饿儿童捐一块钱吗? Would you like to give a dollar to help feed hungry kids?
是的 我愿意捐一块钱 Yes,I would like to give a dollar.
你愿意捐一块钱? You want to give a dollar?
- 是的 我愿意 - 哇哦 好嘞! - Yes,I will. - Okay!
啤酒10刀 花生巧克力4.2刀 So,that's $10 for the beer,$4.20 in chocolate-covered peanuts,
菲力牛排26刀 还有1刀 捐给世界饥饿儿童 $26 in filet mignons,And $1 for hungry kids around the world.
捐款额有 10刀 20刀 50刀三个选项 On amount of donation,it will say $10,$20,or $50.
麻烦您按一下一刀的按钮 好吗? Can you just press the $1 box?
顾客们请注意! 有人刚刚加入了一美元俱乐部哦! Attention shoppers!Somebody just joined the one-dollar club!
给饥饿儿童捐了整整一美元哦! Giving one whole dollar to help feed hungry children!
这是您的T恤! Here's your T-shirt!
我为终结饥饿贡献了一美元
孩子们拿到这整整一美刀 会激动死的 Oh,won't the kids be thrilled when they get their piece of that big,impressive dollar!
他是个快乐的好小伙 For he's a jolly good fellow
他是个快乐的好小伙 For he's a jolly good fellooow
他终结了世界饥饿 He ended world hunger
天哪 太可怕了 Oh God,that's terrible.Jesus.
不 我跟你说 Tracy 这件事简直太棒了 Yeah,no,I'm telling you,Tracy,It's the greatest thing ever.
我推特和Instagram上的评论 都写在纸上了 I'm getting all my Twitter and Instagram comments on paper,
负面的评论都删了 And the nasty mean stuff all gets edited out.
天哪 Oh,my God.
对啊 最棒的是 Yeah!And the coolest thing?
自从我开始享受这个服务 Ever since I started using this service,
我的粉丝都变脑残粉了 太棒了 对吧?! All my followers are actually way more stoked on me!So cool,right?!
Butters! 搞什么鬼?! Butters!What the hell is this?!
你上次给我的评论里有一条写着 The last report you gave me has a comment that says,
你的照片真是亮瞎狗眼 死胖子 "This picture of you burned my eyes,fatso."
对不起 Eric 可能是我没看见 I'm sorry,Eric.I-I guess it slipped through the cracks.
有好多新人 我忙不过来了 I'm overloaded with all the new people.
什么新人? What new people?
我现在要给Demi Lovato弄 (美国流行歌手) I've got Demi Lovato to take care of now,
还有Lena Dunham 她刚刚传了张自己的菊花 And Lena Dunham just put a picture of her asshole On Twitter
("都市女孩"女主)
还只想看到正面评论 and wants only the positive comments.
去他妹的Demi Lovato 她身材那么好 怎么会有人说她胖 Dude,fuck Demi Lovato.She's fucking hot.She's not being fat shamed.
当然有人说! 但我不在乎 Am so!But I don't care.
人们必须接受我身体本来的样子 People just have to accept my body the way it is.
Butters 今晚之前把这个弄好 听见没? Butters,I want this fixed by tonight.You got that?
好的 Eric Okay,Eric.
这是一个绝望之地 This is a place where hope is scarce.
这些人饥寒交迫 These people are hungry.
小周周今天都没吃饭 Little Jo Jo here might not eat today.
但这不代表收银员在结账的时候 But does that mean it's okay for cashiers To ask us for money
应该向你要钱 while we're in the checkout line?
这是不对的 也是不公平的 It isn't right,and it isn't fair.
每天两块钱 一个月就是特么62块钱 Just 2 dollars a day adds up to 62 goddamn dollars a month
如果你跟我一样喜欢去全食超市 If you go to Whole Foods as much as I do.
在结账的时候 有人向你索要捐款 Nobody should have to feel the shame,the humiliation,
你如果不给 不应该受到羞辱 Of being asked to add money onto their grocery bill.
大家一起努力 让超市变成一个有爱的地方 Help now.Let's make grocery stores a safe space for all.
一起努力 我们可以改变现状 Together,we can make a difference.
不捐钱被羞辱真的很伤人 Because charity shaming hurts everyone.
我非常敬佩一种人 You know,if there's one thing I really respect,
那种挑战传统女性审美的 超大码模特 It's plus-sized models who challenge the idea Of what makes a woman beautiful.
这些女士都将成为 超大码内衣模特 These ladies are gonna be part of a big ad campaign For plus-sized lingerie,
我们要确保这些女士 不受负面评论的影响 and we want make sure They're protected from any harassing comments.
一定要这样吗 校长? Do I have to,sir?
他们将曝光在公众视野下 Hey,they're gonna be putting themselves out there,
我只是让你仔细检查下 他们的社交媒体 And all I'm asking you to do is go through their social media
删除一两条负面评论而已 And delete the two or three comments that are mean.
治正校长 你可能不知道 我要删多少负面评论 P.C. Principal,I don't think you quite realize How much negative stuff I have to sift through.
我知道有很多 但我真心希望你能帮助这些超码模特 I know it's a lot,but I just really need you To help these plus-sized models.
- 再加上Vin Diesel - Vin Diesel也需要? - And Vin Diesel. - Vin Diesel,too?!
("速度与激情7"男主)
你为Eric Cartman做得很好 Look,bro,You've done an amazing job with Eric Cartman.
你真的改变了他的生活 You have really turned his life around,
所以其他人也应该 跟他一样快乐的生活 And other people deserve to be as happy as he is.
在我的安全空间 所有人认为 我是个优秀的人 Everyone likes me and thinks I'm great In my safe spaaace
我的安全空间 My safe space
在我的安全空间 人们不批评我 也没喷子黑我 People don't judge me and haters don't hate In my safe space
你的安全空间 Your safe space
防弹玻璃 安全门 Bully-proof windows,troll-safe doors
这里的一切都那么友好 Nothing but kindness in here
你可以叫我娘炮 You might call me a pussy
但在我安全空间里听不到 But I won't hear you in my safe space
我的安全空间 My safe space
防弹玻璃 Bully-proof windows
你如果不喜欢我 就不许你在这里出现 If you do not like me,you are not allowed In my safe space
我的安全空间 My safe space
我的安全空间里的人 都经过精心挑选 Look and you will see there's a very select crowd In your safe space
我的安全空间 My safe space
里面都是支持我的人 People that support me mixed in with
他们说的话都很动听 More people that support me and say nice things
彩虹围绕着我 Rainbows all around me
我的安全空间里没有羞辱 There is no shame in my safe space
我的安全空间 My safe space
防弹玻璃 Bully-proof windows
我要拆了你的安全空间 I am going to tear down your safe space
毁掉你的一砖一瓦 Brick by brick,I shall smash it with glee
啥? 是谁? What?Who is that?
你不能阻止我进去 You cannot stop me from getting inside
我冷酷残忍 我的名字... I am cold and I am hard and my name...
叫现实 Is Reality
哦不! 现实不要进来! 谁来拦住他! Oh,no,not Reality!Somebody stop him!
我来搞定他 Demi! I'll take care of him,Demi!
现实 你休想摧毁我们的生活 You can't ruin our lives,Reality
- 我的安全空间拒绝你入内 - 该死! - Our safe space will keep you out - Drat!
我们可以面对任何事情 We can face almost anything
唯独不会面对现实 But Reality,we can do without
不! Noooo!
- 防弹玻璃 - 安全门 - Bully-proof windows - Troll-safe doors
我的安全空间 My safe spaaaaaace
真不错 That was nice.
谢啦! 欢迎再来 下午好 这位先生 All right,thanks!Have a great day.Good afternoon,sir.
你好 Oh,hello.
你认识Steven Seagal吧 You might know Steven Seagal.
想跟我玩玩吗 You want to play with me?
- 这位是Vin Diesel - 先生们你们好 - And this is Vin Diesel. - Oh,hello,gentlemen!
最好在你今天继续羞辱我之前 好好考虑一下 It'd be...a really bad idea for you to charity shame me today.
这些人是来保护我的 These guys are here to protect my safe space.
太棒了! That's great!
这只小猪逛超市 This little piggy went to market
这只小猪在家 This little piggy stayed home
这只小猪演过"速度与激情" This little piggy was in "Fast and the Furious"
这只小猪直接去演有线台了 And this little piggy goes direct to cable
这只小猪刚买了 53块钱的啤酒和速冻匹萨 And this little piggy just bought $53 in beer and frozen pizzas!
你要为饥饿儿童捐一块钱吗 Would you like to make a dollar donation to hungry kids today?
看看你周围 你看到了什么 Look around you.What do you see?
人人都超瘦 People who are slim,skinny.
但不是人人都能有 他们这样的理想身材 But not everyone can have nice bodies like them.
试想一下 Just imagine it...
把你的照片传到推特上 就会有人在评论里讨论你的体重 Putting your pictures up on Twitter Just to have some people write comments about your weight.
这事经常发生 It happens.All too often.
但还不止如此 But it doesn't stop there.
还会有人因为其他评论而委屈 People also can be shamed for other traits viewed as negative.
Mike因为没做好回收利用 而被羞辱 Mike here was shamed for not being a good recycler.
我们来一起努力 建立"零羞辱美国" And so,together,we have created "Shameless America."
再也不会有人被贴标签 So no one is ever labeled...
胖胖 Tubby.
活儿不好 Bad with tools.
不男不女 Dyke.
插队的变态 Butter,butter dirty line-cutter.
我们一起努力 建立一个零羞辱的美国 Let's work together to create a completely shameless America.
因为谁被羞辱都不好受 Because shaming hurts everyone.
"Demi Lovato 你的逼逼一定..." 天呐 "Hey,Demi Lovato,I bet your vagina has a"...oh,God...
太恶心了! Oh,that's ter...horrible!
我滴妈 赶紧删了 把这个也删了 Geez.Delete.Delete that,too.
"我要把我的丁丁插进那肥肥的**" 我的天呢 "I'd like to stick my wiener in those fat rolls of"...
删掉 Oh God!Delete.
"你是不胖 但我的丁丁胖" 我勒个去 "You aren't fat,but my dick is."Oh,God.
是你要毁掉我 对吧 So,you're the one trying to destroy me,eh?
你谁啊?! What?!
你这个小崽子! 不让我进来哈?! You little shit!Keep me out,will you?!
- 大哥 我不认识你! - 你阻止不了我! - I don't know you,sir! - You can't stop me!
我要杀了你! I'm going to kill you!
Butters! 你搞什么呢!? Butters!What are you doing!?
那个男的! 他要杀了我! W-well,the man!The man is gonna get me!
巧克力杏仁... And some chocolate-covered almonds...
Vanderpump水果气泡酒... Vanderpump sangria mix...
我今天有点累 Yeah,I'm...I'm a little tired
因为我正在为我的慈善机构 筹备一场募资会 because I'm actually hosting a huge fundraiser for my charity organization.
我是带头人 That I'm sort of the head of.
很好啊 冰淇淋三明治... That's great,sir.Ice-cream sandwiches...
我们会筹到很多钱 Yeah,we're gonna raise a lot of money.
名人也会来 Demi Lovato已经捐了十万 Celebrities are coming.Demi Lovato has given $100,000 for the event.
真不错 烤鸡块... Wonderful.Rotisserie chicken...
Frank辣椒酱一定得有 Oh yep,got to have that Frank's Hot Sauce.
我是想说 I just thought,you know,
募资晚宴更适合筹钱 a fundraiser dinner Was sort of the appropriate place to ask for donations.
对啊 总共37.85元 That's great,sir.Okay,your total's $37.85.
你愿意捐出一美元 帮一只仓鼠读大学吗 And would you like to give a dollar to help put a hamster through college?
什么? 你到底听没听我说话? What?!Did you not hear anything I said?!
我正在做这些事啊! I'm...I'm doing all this stuff!
没关系 先生 那请你按下"不" Not a problem,sir.If you could just press the "No" button,
然后告诉小仓鼠 他上不成大学了 And tell the little hamster he's not going to college.
直视他的眼睛 然后说"乖乖 今天不行" Just look him right in the eye,sir,And say,"Not today,buddy."
其实我的募捐活动 也包括帮仓鼠完成学业 Actually,my big fundraising gala Is helping put hamsters through college,too.
真的吗? Oh,really?
听到了吗 Banjo?! 有人帮你了! Did you hear that,Banjo?!You've got support!
先生 祝您心情愉快 感谢你如此慷慨 Well you have a nice day sir,And thank you so much for being so generous.
应该的 You're welcome.
嘿 Kyle 想看看网友 怎么评论我的小鸡鸡吗 Hey Kyle,you want to see What people on the Internet said about my dick pic?
大家都觉得特别棒 Everyone's pretty stoked on it.
网上不止两个人好吗! There's more than two people on the Internet!
那个人! 那个人! The man!The man,the man,the man,the man!
那个人要杀了我! The man!He's gonna get me!
他一直跟着我! 你们看见了吗?! He follows me everywhere!Did you see the man?!
- Butters 你干吗呢?! - 他要杀了我! - Butters,what are you doing?! - He's gonna get me!
Butters 是你的幻觉 Dude,Butters,you're seeing things!
过滤网上那些恶评把你逼疯了 Sifting through all the horrible stuff People say on the Internet is making you lose it.
世界太黑暗了! 那人要来了! The world is darkness!The man is coming!
哥们 Butters! Dude,Butters!
小猫咪玩的球是什么颜色的呀? And what color is the little ball the kittens are playing with?
小屁孩们 逃命吧 那人要来了! Run for your lives,you little...The man is coming!
Butters 听我说 Butters,listen to my voice.
我不逃就要被追上了 The man is gonna get me if I don't stop.
那就别逃了 哥们 Then stop,dude.
Butters 这样根本不值得 Butters,all this isn't worth it.
留堂也没什么大不了 Just take the detention,dude.
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好的 十分感谢大家参加此次募捐 All right,everyone,thanks for coming
为停止侮辱和帮助仓鼠读大学出一份力 To help raise money to stop shaming and put hamsters through college.
你说什么? What'd he say?
现在有请最了解侮辱的女士 超级模特Gigi Hadid And now a woman who knows about shaming firsthand,Supermodel Gigi Hadid.
好的 大家玩得还开心吧? All right,everyone enjoying themselves?
菲列牛排味道如何? How's that filet mignon?
- 非常好! - 美味极了! - Good! - Really nice!Great!
我们为一件重要的事聚集于此 You know,we're all here for a really important reason.
因为无论在哪 人们都应该有一个安全空间... Because everyone should have a safe space wherever they go...
- Randy! 我们有麻烦了 - 怎么了? - Randy!Randy,we've got a problem. - What?
现实来了 他来捣乱了 Reality's here.He's trying to crash the party.
现实? 谁让他进来的?!妈的! Reality?!Who let him in?!Shit!
我们希望用各位的捐助... Our hope is that with your donation...
葡萄酒好喝吧? 这样怎么样? Ooh,nice wine,huh?What do you think of that?
花也挺美啊 You know what I think of your pretty flowers?
这样喜欢吗? There you go!How do you like that?
- 你该走了 - 我唾弃你们! - All right,buddy,let's go. - I shit on all of you!
Seagal! Seagal!
靠靠靠靠靠! Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you!
给我麦克风 你个贱人 Give me that,you stupid bitch.
真是美好的慈善晚会啊 What a lovely charity event.
我猜你们都觉得自己很善良吧? I suppose you're all feeling Pretty good about yourselves,hmmm?
你们都做了什么? What have you done?
你们筹到300快 却要花50万买葡萄酒和水晶杯 You've raised $300 by spending $500,000 On Filet Mignon and crystal glasses.
看看你们自己吧 Look at you.
Vin-蘸屎 你说歧视肥胖是错的 然而你却炫耀你的腹肌 Vin Dipshit You say fat shaming is wrong,So in response you show off your abs.
你才是在歧视肥胖 蠢货! You're the one fat shaming,idiot!
你们都是怎么想的? What's the matter with you people?
你们对人性卑劣感到失望? You're sad that people are mean?
我很抱歉 这世界并不是自由的大学校园! Well,I'm sorry,the world isn't one big liberal-arts college campus!
我们的食物太富足了 我们把奢侈的生活当做理所应当 We eat too much.We take our spoiled lives for granted.
有时候也会有一点不安 Feel a little bad about it sometimes.
你们把你们的烂事都放到网上 No,you want to put all your shit up on the Internet
还希望每个人都来点赞 And have every single person say,"Hooray for you!"
滚你们的 你们这些烂人 Fuck you.You're all pricks.
告诉你们个消息 And I've got news for you.
你们都自我感觉良好地坐在这儿 While you've been sitting here trying to feel good,
而那个为你们擦屁股的小男孩 就要死了! the little boy who sucked all your shit is about to die from it!
什么? What?
天呐 我们都做了些什么? Oh,my God.What have we done?
上帝 我真的没想过... Jesus.I-I didn't even think...
我想 我们对一个孩子 要求的太多了 I guess...I asked too much of one kid.
听我说 Listen,everybody...
我想到一个对每个人都好的方法 I think there's a way to try and make this right for everyone.
迄今为止 "零羞辱美国" 已募捐超过4万元 To date,Shameless America has raised over $40,000.
我们用这笔钱 给这些人买了很多iPad With that money,we are putting more and more iPads Into these people's hands.
有了iPad With iPads,
这些人就能帮助更多人 屏蔽网上的恶评 these people can finally help more Americans Get rid of negativity on their social media.
谢谢 Jo Jo Oh,thanks,Jo Jo.
现在没有人侮辱我了 你也可以 I'm shame-free now,and you can be too.
一天只要一美元 这些孩子就可以使你免受恶评 For just $1 a day,one of these beautiful children Will protect you
还你一个安全的网络空间 from trolls and make your Internet a safe space.
美国的侮辱不止 我们的努力也不会停止 We won't rest until America is completely shameless.
世界可能很残酷 The world can be brutal.
但是零羞辱美国的脚步不会停止 But Shameless America is going to continue to take steps
要让每个人都永远拥有安全空间 to make sure everyone has a safe space forever.
你们确定这要这么做吗? Are you sure this is a good idea?
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