《南方公园》第19季 第6集 "克雷格与特维克"
I'm going down to south park gonna have myself a time
Friendly faces everywhere humble folks without temptation
Going down to south park gonna leave my woes behind
Ample parking day or night people shouting howdy neighbor
Heading on out to south park gonna see if I can't unwind
I like girls with big vaginas I like girls with big fat titties
Come on down to south park and meet some friends of mine.
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各位听好 All right, everyone. Listen up.
今天我们将向大家展示一些 Today, we're gonna be showing you some art
翻译 牛懒贱 原子蛋
美籍亚裔学生的艺术作品 并且... from our Asian-American students, and...
该死 莱斯利 闭上你他妈的臭嘴 Damn it, Leslie! Shut your fucking pie hole!
翻译 嘤嘤 JaneDoe 小肚腩
这些亚裔学生的作品将由 From our Asian-American students
学生会主席来解说 presented by student-body president,
有请温蒂·苔丝博格 Wendy Testaberger.
大家好 Hey, guys.
校对 慕容龙飞 吃货丁小七
如你们所见 咱们南方公园小学 As you know, we have several new students
来了一些新同学 here at South Park Elementary.
这些亚裔女孩 We have been getting to know some of the Asian girls,
时间轴 dreamdragon 晒晒子
向我们介绍了"㚻元素"这种艺术形式 who have introduced us to an art style called "Yaoi."
㚻 ji二声 男性与男性之间的性行为
㚻元素是那些被歧视的爱情中 Yaoi is a blend of emotion and beauty
后期 鱼骨头 总监 吃货丁小七
情感与美的混搭 involving two people whose love is looked down upon.
它说明了所有的爱情都是有魔力的 The art tries to show that all love is magical,
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就像丽萨·秋元的作品 like in Lisa Akimoto's piece,
《特维克与克雷格:禁断之爱》 "Tweek and Craig: Forbidden Love."
什么 What?!
凯莉·周的作品则更加天马行空 Kelly Zhou goes a bit more whimsical
《克雷格与特维克:月光之舞》 with "Craig and Tweek Moonlight Dance."
操 什么鬼 Dude, what the fuck?
在㚻元素中 主动方 也就是"攻" In Yaoi art, the "Seme" or "Top",
总是支配着被动方 也就是"受" is usually dominating the "Uke", or "Bottom."
正如希瑟·绯村的 as demonstrated in Heather Himura's
《特维克与克雷格: 基情》中所表现的 "Tweek and Craig: Boizu Rabu"
㚻元素的表现力不仅如此 But Yaoi can branch out to other things as well.
如我们所看到的 As we see here,
这幅《水仙 青蛙 特维克与克雷格》 in "Lilly, Frog, Tweek, and Craig."
我不明白 I just don't get it!
特维克和克雷格不是基佬吧 I mean, Tweek and Craig aren't gay, right?
当然 不然我们早发现了 No. We would know.
那为什么那些亚裔女孩会把他们画成那样 Well, then why would the Asian girls draw them like that?
㚻元素到底是什么鬼 Yeah, what is this Yaoi thing all about?
看得我脑子一团浆糊 I'm so co...confused.
既然都发生在特维克和克雷格身上了 And if it can happen to Tweek and Craig,
以后会不会波及到我们 could it happen to any of us?
不好意思 你们为什么要这样做 Uh, excuse me. Why are you doing this?
你好 克雷格 Oh, hi, Craig.
他今天穿了一件不一样的T恤呢[韩语]
你怎么知道他外套下面是什么[韩语]
什么 她说的什么 What? What did she say?
不知道 那是韩语 我是日本人 I don't know. That was Korean. I'm Japanese.
搞什么飞机 What is going on, huh?!
我没和他在一起 Me and him aren't together!
为什么这样对我 Why is this happening!?
他们现在在一起了呢[韩语]
现在所有人都以为我是基佬了 Everyone thinks I'm gay!
我爸妈知道了怎么办 What if my parents find out?! Aah!
伙计们 我知道有人最近在散布谣言 All right, guys, I know there's been a lot of rumors flying around.
你们有什么要问的吗 Just wanted to check in, see if you have any questions for me.
为什么那些亚裔女孩要把我们画成基佬 Why are the Asian girls drawing pictures of us being gay?
基佬怎么了 没什么问题啊 What's wrong with being gay? Nothing wrong with that.
但我们不是啊 至少我不是 But we aren't. I'm not.
我也不是 I'm not either!
你们是不是基佬无所谓 That is completely irrelevant, okay?
把你们叫来 What matters, and the reason I brought you in here,
是让你们明白这种事需要双方自愿 is that you understand affirmative consent.
什么意思 What's that?
如果你俩之间真有故事 If there is a romantic relationship here,
你就必须确保你们的性行为是 you have to make sure your partner is comfortable with
性伴侣所能接受的 any sexual exploration.
这在同性恋情中更加微妙 Now, in a gay relationship, it gets a little trickier,
你们还是应该遵守一些规则 好吗 but you still have to follow some guidelines, all right?
但我不是基佬 But I'm not gay!
我才不管你是不是 伙计 I don't care about that, bro!
特维克 假如 我是说假如 Tweek, if, and I'm only saying if,
当你想摸克雷格的鸡鸡时 at some point, you wanted to touch Craig's penis,
你不能二话不说就把它攥手里 you can't just go grabbing for it, all right?
你得像这样问一问 You would need to say something like,
"克雷格 我能摸摸你的鸡鸡吗" "Craig, is it all right with you if I touch your penis?"
好吗 来试试 Okay? Let's try it out.
不 No!
你想被留堂两周吗 You want two weeks detention instead?!
这很重要 This shit's important!
克雷格 我能摸摸你的鸡鸡吗 Craig, can I touch your penis?
很好 克雷格 你可以说 Okay. Good. Now, Craig, you might say,
"可以 我没意见" "You may touch my penis. I'm comfortable with that."
当然 你也可以说 Or, of course, you could say,
"不 这次不行" "No, you may not touch my penis at this time."
不 这次不行 No, you may not.
这不就行了嘛 Okay. Now we're getting somewhere.
克雷格 要是你想看看 Now Craig, what would you say
特维克的菊花 应该怎么跟他说 if you wanted to take a gander at Tweek's asshole?
兰迪 你该和斯坦谈谈 Randy, you should have a talk with Stan.
谈什么 For what?
似乎他今天上学时发现自己的两个朋友 I guess something happened to school today involving
在搞基什么的 two Stan's friends, being gay.
什么 What?
斯坦好像为此很困惑 Yeah, Stan seems really perplexed.
全食超市入镇才三周 Our town has only had a Whole Foods for three weeks,
咱们就有小孩变同性恋了 and we already have our first gay kids.
真酷 So cool.
跟他聊聊吧 注意措辞 Go talk to him, Randy, and be delicate.
伙计 Hey, bud.
你怎么了 How's it hanging?
我感到困惑 今天学校里出了事 I'm confused, Dad. There was this thing at school.
其实呢 Well, guess what.
你老爸我特别政正 You've got a really progressive P.C. dad
这种事我都清楚 who knows all about this stuff, okay?
说吧 随便问 Go ahead. Ask me anything.
我不明白这都是怎么决定的 I just don't understand how it's decided.
这样 这都是 Well, you see, it's a combination
基因 荷尔蒙和环境因素影响的 of genetic, hormonal, and environmental influences.
不 我是指 那帮亚裔 No, I mean, like, what makes the Asians decide
凭什么说人家是同性恋 who they're gonna make gay?
亚洲人 The Asians?
亚洲人决定别人是不是同性恋 The Asians decide who's gonna be gay?
对 是这样的 Uh, uh, yeah. Yeah, they do.
亚洲人呢 Uh, the Asians just, you know --
喜欢说谁就是谁 They just pick who they pick,
他们就是这样 and, um, so it's the way it's always been.
那你听说过㚻元素咯 So, you've heard of yaoi?
当然 Yeah, of course.
㚻元素 鸡奸 集锦披萨 Yaoi, anal intercourse, Maui Zaui.
这些我都知道 斯坦 I-I know all this stuff, Stan.
托马斯 Oh, hey, Thomas!
克雷格的事我们都听说了 Hey, we heard about Craig.
真是太棒了 We think it's just terrific.
克雷格怎么了 What about Craig?
托马斯 我很高兴克雷格终于开心了 Thomas, I'm so glad that Craig is finally happy.
各位 这是克雷格的爸爸 Hey! It's Craig's dad, everybody!
亲爱的 特维克的咖啡喝光了 Tweek's out of coffee, honey.
给你倒点 Oh, here you go kiddo.
特维克 你有什么想跟我们说的吗 Tweek, is there anything you want to talk to us about?
没有 No.
听说你是同性恋 Well, we heard that you're gay.
希望你明能白我们特别为你骄傲 And I want you to know we've never been so proud of you.
老天 Oh, God!
我们还以为你只是笨了点[痉挛] We thought you were just a spaz,
没想到你内心深处那么丰富 but to know you've got so much going on inside...
我们特为你骄傲 特维克 We're so proud of you, Tweek.
现在我知道了 Knowing what I know now,
以后我会做个更好的爸爸 I'm gonna be a much better dad to you.
其实呢 In fact, I just --
我就想给你点钱 特维克 want to give you some money, Tweek.
可以给你点钱吗 Can I give you some money?
给 我超爱你 儿子 Here. I-I love you so much, son.
*爱之书冗长无趣* *The Book of Love is long and boring*
英国音乐家彼得·盖布瑞尔所作《爱之书》
*无人能忍受* *No one can lift the damn thing*
*书中尽是图表事实和数据* *It's full of charts and facts and figures*
*还有教人起舞的说明* *And instructions for dancing*
*但我呀我呀我呀我呀* *But I-I-I-I-I-I*
*我却喜欢你读给我听* *I love it when you read to me*
*而你呢你呢你呢你呢* *And you-u-u-u-u-u*
*你可以读给我听* *You can read me anything*
支持本地艺术家
*爱之书自有乐曲* *The Book of Love has music in it*
*它就是音乐之源* *In fact, that's where music comes from*
*有些妙不可言* *Some of it's just transcendental*
*有些普通平凡* *Some of it's just really dumb*
*但我呀我呀我呀我呀* *But I-I-I-I-I-I*
*我喜欢你唱与我听* *I love it when you sing to me*
*而你呢你呢你呢你呢* *And you-u-u-u-u-u*
*你可以唱与我听* *You can sing me anything*
靠 特维克和克雷格 Dude, Tweek and Craig.
太诡异了 It's just so weird.
原来他们早就是同性恋了 If they've been gay this whole time,
那他们有没有对我有过兴趣呢 have they been checking me out?
克雷格肯定看过我的鸡鸡 I'm pretty sure Craig has seen my wiener.
要不要扁他一顿 Should I kick his ass?
拜托 Oh, come on!
两个小伙相爱有什么错 What's wrong with two guys liking each other?
我不理解 卡比特 I just don't understand it, Cupid Me.
跟汉子接吻 Wanting to, like, kiss a dude?
如果是真心相爱 But if love is love,
那就不分类型大小 嘻嘻 then it takes form in all shapes and sizes. Tee hee!
我懂 虽然我不理解 I guess just because I don't understand it
但并不意味着我不支持 doesn't mean I shouldn't support it.
好吧 All right.
要不你去帮帮他们吧 Maybe you can help them along.
真的吗 可以吗 Really? Can I?
快去吧 卡比特 别让人看见了 Yes, Cupid Me. Make it quick. Don't let anyone see you.
谢谢 我会的 Oh, thank you! I will!
给你施点小小魔法 You just need a little spark of magic.
再给你撒点尿 And now I'm gonna pee in your mouth.
爱就无处不在了 Love is in the air!
完成了吗 卡比特 Did you do it, Cupid Me?
我给他射了爱之箭 I hit him with my love arrow,
还撒了泡尿玩 and then I peed in his mouth just for fun.
太棒了 That's awesome!
搞笑死了 That's so sweet!
我就知道你会喜欢 I thought you might like that.
哥们 你真搞笑 Yeah, dude. You're hilarious.
那你觉得人家可爱吗 And do you think I'm cute, too?
人家觉得你还挺帅的呢 'Cause I think you're kind of cute.
别闹了 卡比特 Stop that, Cupid Me.
我跟你说了我不是基佬 这不是开玩笑 I told you I'm not homosexual, okay? It's not funny.
好吧 至少特维克和克雷格现在相爱了 Oh, well. At least Tweek and Craig are in love now.
没错 明天学校一定很有趣 Yep. School tomorrow should be really interesting.
-于是我爸跟我聊了这个事儿 -是吗 - And so then my dad talked to me about it. - Yeah?
我爸说亚裔一直以来都是这么干的 And my dad says Asians have always done this,
而且他们的确会把别人变成基佬 and they, like, do make people gay.
-你们 你们 快来 -怎么啦 - You guys! You guys! Hurry! - What?
是 是特维克和克雷格啊 哥们 It's -- It's Tweek and Craig, dude!
他们就要滚床单了 They're about to have sex!
你他妈的有病呢吧 You got a fucking problem, man?
你他妈的才有病呢 You'ne the one with the fucking problem!
我说了不许靠近我100码范围内 I told you to stay 100 yards from me!
你他妈的再推我一下试试 You better not fucking push me again, man!
天哪 你们俩 去开个房吧 Oh, God, you guys. Get a room.
你好 塔克先生 Hello. Mr. Tucker?
我需要通知你 你儿子今天在学校 I need to inform you that your son
跟人发生了争执 was in an altercation at school today.
克雷格 克雷格竟然跟人打架 Craig? Craig got in a fight?
是的 和他男朋友打架 Yes, with his boyfriend.
可能就是小两口吵吵架罢了 Just a lovers' quarrel, probably.
真该死 God damn it.
情侣之间总是会发生这种争执的 Something to be expected in relationships.
显然 这里头没有什么大不了的事 Apparently, there were no affirmative-consent issues,
因为你儿子知道该如何 as your son knows the right way
跟另一个男孩的鸡鸡和谐相处 to play with another boy's penis.
天啊 Oh, God.
这次的事不会有惩罚措施 There's not gonna be any disciplinary action.
因为他们是基佬 我们愿意支持他们 Since they are gay, we want to be supportive.
所以我们会送他们回家 So, we're just gonna send them on home
再送他们些钱 没问题吧 with some money, all right?
好的 祝你今天过得愉快 All right, you have a nice day.
送钱 Money?
不好意思 美国那边打来了电话[韩语]
喂 你好[中文]
你好 近平先生 Uh, hi. Mr. Jinping?
谢谢您接我电话 Thanks for taking my call.
我只是想知道您能否透露一些信息 I was just wondering if you could shed some light
关于你国人民是如何决定谁会成为基佬 on how your people decide who will be gay
以及谁会是直人的 and who will be straight.
什么 What?!
很抱歉 我 我不会讲亚洲语 不过 I'm sorry. I-I don't speak Asian, but, um...
㚻 㚻 对吗 Y-Yaoi. Yaoi, yes?
男男之恋 Boyzu love-u.
那 那到底是怎么一回事 H-How does that work?
那是从日本来的 That come from Japan.
是日本能决定的咯 Oh, it's Japan that decides?
他们到底是怎么把人变成基佬的 How the hell do they actually make people ga--
日本 当然了 And Japan, of course,
就是日本制造的㚻把人们变成基佬的 is who does the Yaoi to make people gay.
他们是狗 他们不肯向中国人民道歉 They are dogs who refuse not apologize to the Chinese Republic!
是的 那是肯定的 Uh-huh. Yes. That, of course,
我的确已经明白同性恋的起因了 I do already know about homosexuality.
你好 给埃里克·卡特曼的鲜花快递 Hi. Flower delivery for Eric Cartman.
多美的花啊 Oh, my. How beautiful!
快看亲爱的 有人送你花 Oh, look, sweetie! Someone sent you flowers.
给彼此个机会不好吗 嘻嘻 "Can't we just try? TeeHee."
不是吧 Oh, man.
是谁送的呢 亲爱的 Who are they from, hon?
一个需要好好聊聊的人 Someone who needs a real talking to.
听着 我的确感到惊喜 Look, it's flattering, okay?
但这并不能改变这个事实 But it doesn't change the fact
事实是你的追求是不会有任何结果的 that there's nothing here for you to keep pursuing.
来嘛 让我们像特维克和克雷格一样 Tee hee hee! Aw, come on. Let's be like Tweek and Craig.
大家都觉得他们很般配 Everyone thinks they're cute.
你在浪费时间 我对男人没兴趣 You are wasting your time. I'm not attracted to guys.
但是我对你很有兴趣 But I'm so attracted to you.
我发现了 我很抱歉 I realize that, and I'm sorry.
但是我需要你停止骚扰我 I need you to stop bothering me.
事情就是这样 This...is done.
我不是同性恋 I'm just not a homosexual.
你好啊 克雷格 Well, hello, Craig.
亲爱的 克雷格来了 Honey, it's Craig.
你好 克雷格 Aww, hi, Craig.
特维克在家吗 Is Tweek home?
他在 快进来吧 He sure is. Come on in.
要来点咖啡吗 克雷格 Would you like to have some coffee, Craig?
不用了 谢谢 我只是想见特维克 No, thank you. I just want to see Tweek.
特维克正在楼上房间里玩呢 Tweek's just up in his room playing.
你上去找他吧 You can go on up.
不过 别关门 好吗 Oh, uh, but keep the door open, all right?
他们可真基 They're so gay.
你好 哥们 Hey, dude.
不 不 你来这儿干什么 No! No! What are you doing here?
特维克 冷静 我们得结束这一切 Tweek, calm down. We have to put a stop to this.
没办法结束 There's no stopping it!
全世界都希望我是基佬 The whole world wants me to be something I'm not!
我也是 哥们 但我们可以不坐以待毙 Me, too, dude. But there's something we can do.
什么 What?!
我们得出柜 说我们自己是基佬 We have to come out and say we're gay.
什么 你疯了吗 What?! Are you insane?!
特维克 因为如果我们是基佬 就能分手 Tweek, Tweek. Because, if we're gay, then we can break up.
如果我们分手 就不会再有同人图了 And if we break up, no more pictures.
我们只要在那些亚裔妹面前 We just have to stage a fake breakup
演一场分手戏 in front of the Asian girls.
演戏吗 不行 压力太大了 Like acting?! No, man. That is way too much pressure.
你能行 特维克 You can do it, Tweek.
你比自己想象中的更强大 You're capable of more than you think.
我演技超烂 Ugh! I'm a terrible actor.
你只要跟着我 演得像点就行 You just follow my lead and try and make it believable, okay?
天哪 好吧 Oh, God. Okay. Oh, God!
斯基特酒吧
我做错了什么 What did I do wrong, huh?
每个人都那么开心 Everyone's so damn happy,
可为什么非得是我儿子 but -- but why did this have to happen to my son?
我做错了什么 让我儿子变成这样 What did I do to make my son like this?
你什么都没做 Hey, hey, whoa. You didn't do anything.
怎么 这你也知道 Oh, what? You know about this?
交给我来处理 我是政正的 Yeah, let me handle this, guys. I'm P.C.
托马斯 你要明白 Look, Thomas, you need to understand that
同性恋由不得你 being gay isn't a decision.
很多人以为 You know, a lot of people think that
同性恋是由亚洲人决定的 Asians decide who's gay and who's not.
但并非所有亚洲人都可以 But it isn't all Asians.
只有日本人才能决定 It's just specifically the Japanese, okay?
什么 What?
为什么日本人要让一些人变成基佬 Why do the Japanese make some people gay and others not?
这还得从二战说起 Well, it goes back to World War II
在中国发生过一起 and atrocities that happened in China
叫做东京大屠杀的暴行[实为南京大屠杀] called the Rape of Don King.
你知道的还真多 Well, you sure know a lot about this.
那当然 Yes, I do.
不 我查过了 No, dude. I looked it up.
㚻是腐女创作的一种艺术 Yaoi is just an art style for girls by girls
她们喜欢把男男恋情小说化 because they like fictionalizing two guys in a relationship.
为什么 But why?
不知道 但重点是 I don't know. But the point is,
完全没有证据表明 there's nothing about it that means
特维克和克雷格是基佬 Tweek and Craig are actually gay at all.
特维克 等等 Hey, Tweek. Hold up.
听着 这样下去是没戏的 Listen, it's just not going to work.
什么 为什么 What?! Why not?!
对不起 特维克 I'm sorry, Tweek,
我们别再自欺欺人了 but we can't lie to ourselves anymore.
没错 我们是基佬 但我们不合适 Yes, we are gay. But we do not belong together.
我们不合适 We don't belong together?
你怎么突然变了 克雷格 What suddenly changed, Craig?
只是大家都变了 仅此而已 It's just that people are different. That's all.
那迈克尔是谁 Uh-huh. And who the hell is Michael?
你倒是说说 Huh? You want to tell me that?!
你在说什么呢 Uh, what are you -- what are you talking about?
咱们昨晚出去时 我看了你的手机 I went through your phone when we went out last night, Craig.
我看到你勾搭他的短信了 I saw your text to Michael about hooking up with him!
等等 没有这回事 Wait, uh -- t-that's not what happened.
没有吗 Oh, it's not?!
咱们都知道分开比较好 No. L-look, we both know this is for the better.
别跟我来这套把戏 Oh, don't use that lame shit on me, man.
你怕自己内疚 You don't want to feel bad,
所以才说我也想分手 so you try and tell me what I want?!
特维克 别把我说成坏人 Tweek, don't make me out to be the bad guy here.
你当然不是坏人 No, you're not the bad guy.
你从来都不是坏人 行了吧 You're never the bad guy, are you?!
你只会践踏和利用别人 You -- you just step on people and you use them!
你演得太过了 You're going too far, dude.
这完全没有必要 This is, like, totally not necessary.
我太过分 你有病吧 I'm going too far?! What is wrong with you?!
这不是我们的计划 This wasn't part of the plan.
你知道吗 爱是无法计划的 Well, guess what, Craig?! Love doesn't follow a plan!
就是 Yeah!
我完全看错了你 I was totally wrong about you.
我敞开心扉 接受了你 I opened myself up and let you in,
可你却刺痛了我心 but you've got spikes, man.
你刺痛了我的心 You've got spikes.
特维克 Tweek!
有没有搞错 我靠 Dude, seriously? Seriously?!
*说点什么吧* *Say something*
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*我要离开你了* *I'm giving up on you*
他们 分手了吗 They -- they broke up?
*只要你开口 我就会是你的他* *I'll be the one if you want me to*
*我会跟着你去往天涯海角* *Anywhere, I would have followed you*
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*说点什么吧* *Say something*
*我要离开你了* *I'm giving up on you*
*说点什么吧* *Say something*
*我要离开你了* *I'm giving up on you*
*说点什么吧* *Say something*
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你在这干嘛 What are you doing?
这里不适合你 This place isn't you.
我来这里钓凯子 I'm just here to pick up on guys.
怎么 你吃醋了 Why? Are you jealous?
我才没有 No, I'm not.
我来是因为大家需要你 I'm here because we need you right now.
你们现在需要我了吗 Oh, now you need me, huh?
操你丫的 Fuck you, dude.
操你丫 Fuck you.
那个小孩在干嘛 What is that kid doing here?
他一直在自言自语 He's just kind of talking to himself.
整个小镇都很难过 The whole town is sad.
卡比特 你得帮我们 Cupid Me, you have to help.
我可以试着帮你们 Well, I guess I could try and help.
但你要跟我约会 In return for just one date?
我不是同性恋 I'm not homosexual!
那我就不帮忙了 Then I guess I'm not interested.
好吧 就一次 All right. One date.
但前提是你要让特维克和克雷格复合 But only if you help get Tweek and Craig back together.
小屁孩 你来这里干什么 Hey, kid, what do you think you're doing here?
并不是我自己想找乐子 我是为了我朋友 I'm not here for me. I'm here for my friend, okay?
叔叔好 克雷格在吗 Hi. Is Craig here, sir?
你怎么还来缠着他 Why can't you quit him?
托马斯 Thomas.
就五分钟 他在后院 Five minutes. He's in the back.
老兄 Hey, dude.
你来干什么 What do you want?
我原以为我俩分手后就不会再有麻烦了 I thought when we broke up everything would get better.
我在想我们是不是该宣布我俩复合了 I was thinking maybe we should say we're back together.
老兄 我不是基佬 你也不是 Dude, I'm not gay, and neither are you!
这又有什么关系 What does that have to do with anything?
你以为你能把在学校对我说的狠话抛之脑后 You think you can just pull that shit you pulled at school,
说我伤害利用他人的感情之后 saying I step on people and use them,
我还能装没事和你复合吗 and I'll just take you back?
是你说要演得逼真一点 You said to make it seem real.
也不用那么逼真啊 Not that real!
现在大家都觉得我是玩弄感情的负心汉了 Now everyone thinks I'm a manipulative cheater.
我再也泡不到妞了 I'll never get any chicks.
克雷格 对不起 I'm so sorry, Craig.
是 是你让我相信自己 You-- you made me believe in myself
而之前我从来没有过这种信心 in a way I never have before.
我原来很不自信 是你说服了我 I didn't think I had any of that in me, but you were right.
我其实能做到更多 I can do more than I think.
你改变了我 我现在... You changed something in me, and I just--
我想要弥补对你的伤害 I want to fix whatever's hurting you now.
我没办法按照别人的要求改变自己 I can't be something because everyone wants me to be.
我得做我自己 I have to be myself.
你还是找别的男生去搞基吧 You'll just have to go be gay with someone else.
好吧 克雷格 好吧 All right, Craig. All right.
我看得出他们俩都很受伤 可是... I can see how much they're both hurting, but...
要知道在我们那个年代完全接受不了同性恋 can't you understand that in my time we just didn't accept this?
也许这也没什么不对 Maybe it's not so wrong.
我 我只是不想我儿子是基佬 I-- I just don't want it to be my son.
你只是需要一点神奇小魔法 You just need a little prick of magic.
然后让我再往你的嘴里尿点尿 I'm gonna pee in your mouth a little bit.
话说回来 不管怎样 他都是我儿子 Then again, he's my son, no matter what.
我不能阻拦他追寻真爱 I can't just shut down on him.
儿子 听我说 Son, you need to listen to me.
你无法拒认自己是基佬 You can't fight being gay.
我以前也认为人可以选择是否当基佬 I used to think that being gay was a choice,
但其实没办法选择 but you don't get to decide.
都是日本人选定的 无法抗拒 Japan picks who they pick, and that's that.
我完全不明白这些 I don't understand this stuff.
老天 我都不知道东京被强奸了 Heck, I didn't even know Don King got raped,
但我清楚如果你想拒绝承认 but I do know that if you try and resist it,
你这一生都将会无比痛苦 you make yourself miserable your whole life.
所有人都为你感到骄傲 Everyone was so proud of you.
我当时太自私了 我也想为你感到骄傲 I was just being selfish. I want to be proud of you, too.
我喜欢是基佬的你 我爱你 I like gay Craig. I love you.
给你一百块 Here's $100.
*也许我们都应该回避* *Maybe we should go away*
*有那么一天不去关心* *Put cares aside for just a day*
*我们的世界并非很大* *The world we face is not so big*
*如果我们并没有* *Not if we are strong like*
*特维克和克雷格般坚强* *Tweek and Craig*
鱼做得真好吃[日语] ほんとに魚がおいしい。
*我们回到曾经* *Let's go back to when it was new*
*我们不也曾很开心* *Weren't we such happy people, too?*
*生活简单 毫无争议* *Life was simple, problems vague*
*我们真的和特维克和克雷格很像* *We had it all, a lot like Tweek and Craig*
*在我们探寻的黑暗里* *And in the darkness we all seek*
*有一段如克雷格和特维克的真爱* *A perfect love like Craig and Tweek*
*我们必须抗争 不然爱将消失*
*我们必将把特维克和克雷格之恋*
*视为最高荣耀* *Highest honor!*
坚持下去 頑張ろういらしゃい！
*我希望你知道 当你情绪低落* *I hope you know, when you are down*
*你的悲伤改变了我的人生* *That you turned my life around*
*正如莎士比亚所说的那样* *Just like the like the quote from Shakespeare said*
*我是你的特维克* *I'm your Tweek*
*你是我的克雷格* *And you're my Craig*
行了行了 约会差不多结束了 Okay, okay. The date's almost over.
我按摩得舒服吗 Aren't you liking your massage?
挺舒服的 然而并没有什么卵用 It's fine. It just doesn't really do anything for me.
我还能让你更加舒服 Well, I've got something you might like a little better.
卡比特 住手 Cupid-- Cupid Me, no!
住手 我是直男 No! I'm straight!
卡比特 你在干什么 天哪 Cupid Me, what are you doing? Oh, my God!
卡比特 够了 Oh, Cupid Me, that's enough!
够了 卡比特 够了 Okay, that's it, Cupid Me! That's it!
够了 卡比特 够了 That's it, Cupid Me. Okay, that's it.
够了 卡比特 That's it, Cupid Me.