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* 欢迎来到南方公园 享受好时光 * I'm goin' down to South Park,gonna have myself a time
* 到处都是友好的脸 * Friendly faces everywhere
* 淳朴的居民乐天知命 * Humble folks without temptation
* 来到南方公园 可不要大惊小怪 * Goin' down to South Park,gonna leave my woes behind
* 大车小车随便停 * Ample parking day or night
* 人人喊着邻居你好! * People spouting,"Howdy,neighbor!"
* 到了南方公园 看你感觉多自然 * Heading on up to South Park,gonna see if I can't unwind
* (你要听得清我说话 算你最厉害!) * Mrph rmhmhm rm!Mrph rmhmhm rm!
* 快来南方公园 让你笑口常开 * Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine
南方公园 第十九季 第六集 BD：Tearemix
好了 大家听着 All right,everyone.Listen up.
今天 我们将会看到 亚裔同学的艺术作品 Today,we're gonna be showing you some art from our Asian-American students,and...
妈的 Leslie 你他妈赶紧闭嘴 Damn it,Leslie!Shut your fucking pie hole!
亚裔同学出品 由学生会主席 Wendy Testaberger介绍 From our Asian-American students presented by student-body president,Wendy Testaberger.
庆祝亚裔同学文化
大家好 Hey,guys.
最近南方公园小学 迎来了一批新同学 As you know,we have several new students here at South Park Elementary.
我们新结识了不少亚洲妹子 We have been getting to know some of the Asian girls,
她们向我们介绍了 一种新艺术风格 叫做"耽美" who have introduced us to an art style called "yaoi."
耽美 兼备真情与美貌 它牵绊住的二人 Yaoi is a blend of emotion and beauty involving two people
之间的爱却是不被看好的 whose love is looked down upon.
这种艺术试图展示爱情的魔力 The art tries to show that all love is magical,
正如Lisa Akimoto的作品 "Tweek和Craig:禁忌之爱" like in Lisa Akimoto's piece,"Tweek and Craig: Forbidden Love."
什么?! What?!
Kelly Zhou的作品更异想天开一些 "Craig和Tweek的月光之舞" Kelly Zhou goes a bit more whimsical with "Craig and Tweek Moonlight Dance."
什么鬼? Dude,what the fuck?
在耽美艺术里 攻是主动一方 而受则相反 In yaoi art,the seme,or "top," is usually dominating the uke,or "bottom,"
正如Heather Nishimura作品中呈现的 "Tweek和Craig: 男孩之爱" as demonstrated in Heather Nishimura's "Tweek and Craig: Boizu Rabu."
然而耽美还有其他分支 But yaoi can branch out to other things,as well...
比如这幅"百合 青蛙 Tweek与Craig" As we see here in "Lilly,Frog,Tweek,and Craig."
我真是懵逼了 I just don't get it.
Tweek和Craig都不是基佬 对吧? I mean,Tweek and Craig aren't gay,right?
对 不然咱早知道了 No.We would know.
那为什么亚洲妹子 要把他们画成那样? Well,but then why would Asian girls draw them like that?
没错 这个耽美到底是什么东西 我有点困...困惑 Yeah,what is this yaoi thing all about?I'm so co-confused.
如果Tweek和Craig都会中枪 那是不是我们也很危险? And if it can happen to Tweek and Craig,Could it happen to any of us?
对不起 为什么你要画这个? Uh,excuse me.Why are you doing this?
你好 Craig Oh,hi,Craig.
什么? 她说什么? What?What did she say?
我不知道 她说的韩文 我是日本人 I don't know.That was Korean.I'm Japanese.
到底是怎么回事 我跟他没有在一起! What is going on,huh?!Me and him aren't together!
为什么会这样?! Why is this happening?!
大家都觉得我是个基佬! 要是叫我父母知道怎么办?! Everyone thinks I'm gay!What if my parents find out?!
好了 我知道最近有些流言蜚语 All right,guys,I know there's been a lot of rumors flying around.
我只想确认一下 看看你们有没有什么问题要问 Just wanted to check in,see if you have any questions for me.
为什么亚洲妹子 在画我们的同人图? Why are the Asian girls drawing pictures of us being gay?
同性恋有错吗? 没错啊 What's wrong with being gay?Nothing wrong with that.
但我们不是 起码我不是 But we aren't.I'm not.
我也不是! I'm not either!
这跟性取向毫无关联 好吗? That is completely irrelevant,okay?
重要的是 也是我找你们来的原因 What matters,and the reason I brought you in here,
是你们需要达成一致 Is that you understand affirmative consent.
什么? What's that?
如果你们俩在谈恋爱 If there is a romantic relationship here,
你们必须保证任何性行为 都是双方自愿发生的 You have to make sure your partner is comfortable With any sexual exploration.
而在同性恋之间 这事儿就有些棘手了 Now,in a gay relationship,it gets a little trickier,
但你们仍然要遵守一些基本原则 好吗? But you still have to follow some guidelines,all right?
- 可我不是基佬! - 我不在乎! - But I'm not gay! - I don't care about that,bro!
Tweek 如果 我是说如果 Tweek,if...and I'm only saying if...
如果你突然想摸Craig的鸡鸡 At some point,you wanted to touch Craig's penis,
你不能直接下手抓 明白吗? You can't just go grabbing for it,all right?
你需要提前问一句 You would need to say something like,
"Craig 我能摸一下你的鸡鸡吗?" 好吗? "Craig,is it all right with you if I touch your penis?" Okay?
- 来 我们试试 - 不要! - Let's try it out. - No!
你想要两周留堂吗?! You want two weeks detention instead?!
这事儿很重要! This shit's important!
Craig 我能摸你的鸡鸡吗? Craig,can I touch your penis?
很好 现在Craig 你可以说 Okay.Good.Now,Craig,you might say,
"你可以摸我的鸡鸡 我不介意" "You may touch my penis.I'm comfortable with that."
当然 你也可以说 "不 你现在不能摸我的鸡鸡" Or,of course,you could say,"No,you may not touch my penis at this time."
- 不 你不能 - 好的 - No,you may not. - Okay.
现在我们有点进展了 Now we're getting somewhere.
Craig 如果你要看一眼 Tweek的菊花 需要怎么说呢? Now,Craig,what would you say If you wanted to take a gander at Tweek's asshole?
Randy 你需要跟Stan谈谈 Randy,you should have a talk with Stan.
谈啥? For what?
我觉得今天学校发生了点事儿 是Stan的两个朋友搞基 I guess something happened at school today Involving two of Stan's friends being gay.
什么? What?
对 Stan看起来有些不知所措 Yeah,Stan seems really perplexed.
全食超市刚在我们这儿开了三周 Our town has only had a Whole Foods for three weeks,
咱的娃就弯了 And we already have our first gay kids.
酷酷哒 So cool.
去跟他谈谈吧 Randy 委婉点 Go talk to him,Randy,and be delicate.
嘿 伙计 出啥事儿了? Hey,bud.How's it hanging?
我很困惑 爸爸 学校里发生了点事儿 I'm confused,Dad.There was this thing at school.
你猜怎么着 Well,guess what.
你有个开明的治正会爸爸 这些事儿他都懂 You've got a really progressive P.C.dad Who knows all about this stuff,okay?
来吧 随便问 Go ahead.Ask me anything.
我就是不明白他们怎么会想这么做 I just don't understand how it's decided.
嗯 这是在基因 激素 环境的 共同作用下导致的 Ah,well,you see,it's a combination Of genetic,hormonal,and environmental influences.
不 我是说 亚洲人 是怎样决定谁是基佬的? No,I mean,like,what makes the Asians decide Who they're gonna make gay?
亚洲人? The Asians?
亚洲人决定谁会变成基佬? The Asians decide who's gonna be gay?
恩 对 他们决定 亚洲人 你懂的... Uh,uh,yeah.Yeah,they do.Uh,the Asians just,you know...
他们想选谁就选谁 他们一直都是这样的 They just pick who they pick,And,um,so it's the way it's always been.
所以你也听说过耽美? So,you've heard of yaoi?
当然 耽美 后入 毛利披萨 Yeah,of course.Yaoi,anal intercourse,Maui Zaui.
这些我都懂 Stan I-I know all this stuff,Stan.
跨时代城屎小镇
嘿 Thomas! Oh,hey,Thomas!
我们听说了Craig的事 我们认为这挺棒的 Hey,we heard about Craig.We think it's just terrific.
Craig怎么了? What about Craig?
Thomas 很高兴能看到 Craig终于能幸福生活了 Thomas,I'm so glad that Craig is finally happy.
嘿 大家伙 这是Craig的爸爸! Hey!It's Craig's dad,everybody!
Tweek没咖啡了 亲爱的 Tweek's out of coffee,honey.
来 孩子 Oh,here you go,kiddo.
Tweek 有什么想跟我们聊聊的吗? Tweek,is there anything you want to talk to us about?
没有 No.
好吧 我们听说你是同性恋 Well,we heard that you're gay.
我只是想告诉你 我们从来没有如此以你为傲 And I want you to know we've never been so proud of you.
我的天啊! Oh,God!
我们原以为你只是个怪咖 没想到你内心世界如此丰富 We thought you were just a spaz,But to know you've got so much going on inside...
我们太为你骄傲了 Tweek We're so proud of you,Tweek.
现在知道了这些 我一定会成为一个更好的爸爸 Knowing what I know now,I'm gonna be a much better dad to you.
其实 我只是想给你点零花钱 Tweek In fact,I just...I just want to give you some money,Tweek.
我能给你点零花钱吗? Can I give you some money?
给你 我太爱你了 儿子 Here.I-I love you so much,son.
爱之书冗长又无趣 The Book of Love is long and boring
谁都无法让它生动有趣 No one can lift the damn thing
书里满是跳舞的图示... It's full of charts and facts and figures
介绍和指导 And instructions for dancing
只是我 But I-I-I-I-I-I
喜欢你读给我听 I love it when you read to me
而你 And you-u-u-u-u-u
你读什么我都爱听 You can read me anything
支持本地艺术家
爱之书蕴藏旋律 The Book of Love has music in it
其实那就是音乐的起源 In fact,that's where music comes from
有的乐曲抽象难懂 Some of it's just transcendental
有的乐曲呆板愚蠢 Some of it's just really dumb
只是我 But I-I-I-I-I-I
喜欢你唱给我听 I love it when you sing to me
而你 And you-u-u-u-u-u
你唱什么我都爱听 You can sing me anything
天啊 Tweek和Craig 这太奇怪了 Dude,Tweek and Craig.It's just so weird.
如果他们一直是同性恋 他们有没有喜欢过我呢? If they've been gay this whole time,Have they been checking me out?
Craig肯定看过我的小弟弟 I'm pretty sure Craig has seen my wiener.
我要揍他吗? Should I kick his ass?
拜托! Oh,come on!
两个男孩相恋有什么不好? What's wrong with two guys liking each other?
我的小丘比特 我只是不能理解 I just don't understand it,Cupid Me.
为什么会想亲另一个男人? Wanting to,like,kiss a dude?
但爱情就是这样啊 有各种形式 But if love is love,Then it takes form in all shapes and sizes.
我想 尽管我不理解 但不代表我不该支持 I guess just because I don't understand it Doesn't mean I shouldn't support it.
好吧 也许你可以帮助他们 All right.Maybe you can help them along.
真的吗? 我可以吗? Really?Can I?
是的 小丘 赶紧去 Yes,Cupid Me.Make it quick.
别让别人发现了 Don't let anyone see you.
好的 太感谢了! 我会的! Oh,thank you!I will!
你只是需要一点奇迹的火花 You just need a little spark of magic.
现在我要尿到你嘴里啦 And now I'm gonna pee in your mouth.
空气里满满都是爱哦! Love is in the air!
做到了吗 我的小丘? Did you do it,Cupid Me?
我用我的爱之箭射中了他 还在他嘴里撒尿玩儿 I hit him with my love arrow,And then I peed in his mouth just for fun.
太棒了! 真是太棒了! That's awesome!That's so sweet!
我猜你一定会喜欢的 I thought you might like that.
是的 兄弟 你太逗了 Yeah,dude.You're hilarious.
你也觉得我可爱吗? And do you think I'm cute,too?
因为我觉得你有点小可爱 'Cause I think you're kind of cute.
别闹了 小丘 我都跟你说了我不是同性恋好吗? Stop that,Cupid Me.I told you I'm not homosexual,okay?
一点都不好玩 It's not funny.
好吧 至少现在Tweek和Craig相爱了 Oh,well.At least Tweek and Craig are in love now.
是啊 明天学校有好戏看了 Yep.School tomorrow should be really interesting.
南方公园小学
- 然后我爸跟我聊了一些 - 嗯哼 - And so then my dad talked to me about it.
我爸说 亚洲人总干这种事儿 他们确实能把人掰弯 And my dad says Asians have always done this,And they,like,do make people gay.
- 喂你俩!你俩!快点! -咋啦? - You guys!You guys!Hurry! - What?
是Tweek和Craig 他们要OOXX啦! It's...It's Tweek and Craig,dude!They're about to have sex!
喂 你他妈有什么毛病? You got a fucking problem,man?
你他妈才有毛病! You're the one with the fucking problem!
我跟你说了离我100码远! I told you to stay 100 yards from me!
你他妈再推我一下试试看! You better not fucking push me again,man!
我去 你俩赶紧去开个房吧 Oh,God,you guys.Get a room.
你好 Tucker先生 Hello.Mr.Tucker?
我需要告诉您 您的儿子今天在学校起了冲突 I need to inform you that your son was in an altercation at school today.
Craig? Craig打架了? Craig?Craig got in a fight?
是的 和他男朋友 可能就是情侣之间打情骂俏 Yes,with his boyfriend.Just a lovers' quarrel,probably.
我擦 God damn it.
感情中必然发生的事情 Something to be expected in relationships.
显然不是因为谁想强来而闹矛盾 Apparently,there were no affirmative-consent issues,
因为您儿子知道 如何正确把玩另外一位的小弟弟 as your son knows the right way to play with another boy's penis.
我的天啊 Oh,God.
我们不会给予处分 There's not gonna be any disciplinary action.
鉴于他们是同性恋 我们想尽力支持 Since they are gay,we want to be supportive.
所以 我们会给他们点钱把他们送回家 好吗? So,we're just gonna send them on home with some money,all right?
好的 祝您生活愉快 All right,you have a nice day.
还给钱? Money?
喂 你好
您好 是近平先生吗? 感谢您接我电话 Uh,hi.Mr.Jinping?Thanks for taking my call.
我只是想请您指点一二 I was just wondering if you could shed some light On
你们是如何决定谁弯谁直的 how your people decide who will be gay And who will be straight.
什么?! What?!
对不起 我不会说亚洲话 但是 I'm sorry.I-I don't speak Asian,but,um...
耽美 明白了吗? 男男之爱 Y-Yaoi.Yaoi,yes?Boyzu love-u.
到底是怎么弄的? H-How does that work?
那起源于日本 That come from Japan.
是日本人决定的是吗? Oh,it's Japan that decides?
他们到底是咋把人掰弯的啊 How the hell do they actually make people ga...
日本啊 当然 就是日本创造了耽美把人掰弯 And Japan,of course,Is who does the yaoi to make people gay.
他们就是拒绝向我们大中国道歉的狗! They are dogs who refuse not apologize To the Chinese Republic!
是的 当然 我确实已经很了解同性恋了 Yes.That,of course,I do already know about homosexuality.
您好 Eric Cartman的花 Hi.Flower delivery for Eric Cartman.
我的天 好漂亮啊! Oh,my. How beautiful!
快看啊 宝贝! 有人给你送花 Oh,look,sweetie!Someone sent you flowers.
"我们就不能试试吗? 嘻嘻" 我去 "Can't we just try?TeeHee."Oh,man.
这是谁送你的 亲 Who are they from,hon?
一个需要好好谈谈的人 Someone who needs a real talking to.
我受宠若惊 Look,it's flattering,okay?
但并没有改变我是直男的事实 But it doesn't change the fact That there's nothing here for you to keep pursuing.
拜托 我们像Tweek和Craig 那样不好吗 Aw,come on.Let's be like Tweek and Craig.
所有人都觉得他们可爱 Everyone thinks they're cute.
你在浪费你的时间 我不喜欢男生 You are wasting your time.I'm not attracted to guys.
但是我超喜欢你 But I'm so attracted to you.
我知道 对不起 I realize that,and I'm sorry.
请你不要来打扰我 I need you to stop bothering me.
就这样吧 我不是同性恋 This...is done.I'm just not a homosexual.
你好 Craig Well,hello,Craig.
亲爱的 Craig来啦 Honey,it's Craig.
嗨 Craig Aww,hi,Craig.
Tweek在家吗 Is Tweek home?
他在呢 快请进 He sure is.Come on in.
来点咖啡吗 Craig? Would you like to have some coffee,Craig?
不了谢谢 我就想见见Tweek No,thank you.I just want to see Tweek.
Tweek在他房间里玩呢 你直接上去找他吧 Tweek's just up in his room playing.You can go on up.
对了 别关门 好吗 Oh,uh,but keep the door open,all right?
他们太基了 They're so gay.
嗨 伙计 Hey,dude.
不! 天呢! 你来这干什么 No!No!What are you doing here?
Tweek 冷静一下 我们得想办法了结这事 Tweek,calm down. We have to put a stop to this.
这事完不了了! There's no stopping it!
全世界都要把我变成另一个人 The whole world wants me to be something I'm not!
我也是一样啊 但我们可以改变现状 Me,too,dude.But there's something we can do.
啥 What?!
我们需要站出来告诉大家 我们是同性恋 We have to come out and say we're gay.
什么 你疯了吗 What?!Are you insane?!
Tweek 只有承认我们是一对儿 我们才能分手 Tweek,Tweek.Because,if we're gay,then we can break up.
如果我们分手了 就不会再有那样的图片了 And if we break up,no more pictures.
我们只需要在亚洲女孩面前 演一出假分手 We just have to stage a fake breakup In front of the Asian girls.
表演吗 不行 那压力太大了 Like acting?!No,man.That is way too much pressure.
你可以的 Tweek You can do it,Tweek.
你比你想象的强大 You're capable of more than you think.
我演技超烂的 I'm a terrible actor.
你只要跟上我的节奏 尽量演得真一点就行了 You just follow my lead and try and make it believable,okay?
天啊 好吧 天啊 Oh,God.Okay.Oh,God!
酒吧
我哪里做错了吗 What did I do wrong,huh?
大家都很开心 但是为什么偏偏是我儿子 Everyone's so damn happy,But...but why did this have to happen to my son?
我做了什么 让我儿子变成这样 What did I do to make my son like this?
你什么都没做 Hey,hey,whoa.You didn't do anything.
啥 你也知道这件事儿? Oh,what?You know about this?
是的 交给我吧 我是治正会的 Yeah,let me handle this,guys.I'm P.C.
Thomas 你要知道 同性恋不是说当就当的 Look,Thomas,you need to understand that being gay isn't a decision.
很多人认为 亚洲人能决定谁是谁不是 You know,a lot of people think that Asians decide Who's gay and who's not.
但不是所有的亚洲人 But it isn't all Asians.
只是日本人 It's just specifically the Japanese,okay?
什么? What?
那为什么日本人能把一些人掰弯呢? Why do the Japanese make some people gay and others not?
这得追溯到第二次世界大战 Well,it goes back to World War II
在中国发生了一场 名为唐金大强奸的暴行 And atrocities that happened in China called The Rape of Don King.
(唐金-职业拳击推广人 真正是什么你懂的)
你知道的还不少 Well,you sure know a lot about this.
是的 Yes,I do.
哥们 不对 我查过 No,dude.I looked it up.
耽美只是女生自己意淫出来的 Yaoi is just an art style for girls by girls
因为她们喜欢幻想 两个男人在一起 Because they like fictionalizing two guys in a relationship.
为什么呢 But why?
我不知道 但重点是 I don't know.But the point is,
但这说明不了 Tweek和Craig真的是同性恋 there's nothing about it that means Tweek and Craig Are actually gay at all.
嘿 Tweek 等下 Hey,Tweek.Hold up.
我觉得我们不能这么下去了 Listen,it's just not going to work.
为什么 What?!Why not?!
对不起 Tweek 我们不能再骗自己了 I'm sorry,Tweek,but we can't lie to ourselves anymore.
是的 我们是同志 但是我们不能在一起 Yes,we are gay.But we do not belong together.
为什么我们不能在一起 We don't belong together?
为什么突然变了呢 Craig? What suddenly changed,Craig?
人和人是不同的 仅此而已 It's just that people are different.That's all.
嗯哼 谁是Michael? 啊? And who the hell is Michael? Huh?
你能告诉我吗? You want to tell me that?!
你 你说什么 Uh,what are you...what are you talking about?
昨晚我们出去的时候 我看了你的手机 Craig I went through your phone when we went out last night,Craig.
我看见你给Michael发短信勾搭他 I saw your text to Michael about hooking up with him!
等下 啥 根本没这回事儿 Wait,uh...t-that's not what happened.
- 我说的不对吗 - 不对 - Oh,it's not?! - No.
我们都觉得分开对彼此都好 L-look,we both know this is for the better.
这么烂的台词别用在我们身上 Oh,don't use that lame shit on me,man.
你不想太难堪 就顺着我爱听的说? You don't want to feel bad,so you try and tell me what I want?!
Tweek 别让我背锅好吗 Tweek,don't make me out to be the bad guy here.
不 哪能是你背锅呢? No,you're not the bad guy.
你永远是对的 对吧? You're never the bad guy,are you?!
你就是要把人踩在脚下 然后利用他们! You...you just step on people and you use them!
你太过分了 伙计 我们没有必要这样的 You're going too far,dude.This is,like,totally not necessary.
我太过分了? 你有病啊 I'm going too far?!What is wrong with you?!
这不是计划的一部分 This wasn't part of the plan.
你猜怎么着 Craig?! 爱情可没有什么计划 Well,guess what,Craig?!Love doesn't follow a plan!
耶! Yeah!
是我看错你了 I was totally wrong about you.
我用真心接受了你 但你却伤害了我 I opened myself up and let you in,But you've got spikes,man.
你伤害了我 You've got spikes.
Tweek! Tweek!
伙计 真的假的啊 Dude,seriously?Seriously?!
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* 说些什么吧 我就要放手了 * Say something I'm giving up on you
他们 他们分手了? They...they broke up?
* 我会听你的每一句话 * I'll be the one if you want me to
* 我会随你去天涯海角 * Anywhere,I would have followed you
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* 说些什么吧 我就要放手了 * Say something I'm giving up on you
* 说些什么吧 * Say something
同性恋酒吧
你在这干吗? What are you doing?
你不属于这里 This place isn't you.
我来这钓小男友 I'm just here to pick up on guys.
怎么? 吃醋了? Why?Are you jealous?
想多了 No,I'm not.
我来是因为我们现在需要你 I'm here because we need you right now.
现在你们需要我了哈? Oh,now you need me,huh?
- 去你的吧 - 去你的! - Fuck you,dude. - Fuck you.
那个孩子干吗呢? What is that kid doing here?
好像在自言自语吧 He's just kind of talking to himself.
整个小镇都很伤心 我的丘比特 帮帮忙吧 The whole town is sad.Cupid Me,you have to help.
也许我可以试试 Well,I guess I could try and help.
那你答应跟我约一次会吗? In return for just one date?
我不是同性恋! I'm not homosexual!
那我就没什么兴趣了 Then I guess I'm not interested.
好 就一次 All right.One date.
但你必须让Tweek和Craig复合 But only if you help get Tweek and Craig back together.
孩子 你来这干吗? Hey,kid,what do you think you're doing here?
嘿 我可不是自己想来的 Oh,oh,hey,whoa.I'm not here for me.
我是为了我朋友 好吗? I'm here for my friend,okay?
你好 先生 Craig在吗 Hi.Is Craig here,sir?
- 你为什么不能放过他呢? - Thomas - Why can't you quit him? - Thomas.
给你五分钟 他在后院 Five minutes.He's in the back.
喂 哥们 Hey,dude.
你还想怎样? What do you want?
我以为我们分手了就万事大吉了 I thought when we broke up everything would get better.
我在想 也许我们应该宣布复合 I was thinking maybe we should say we're back together.
大哥 我不是同性恋 你也不是! Dude,I'm not gay,and neither are you!
又有什么关系呢? What does that have to do with anything?
你以为学校吵架那事就翻篇了吗? You think you can just pull that shit you pulled at school,
说我践踏别人 利用别人 还想让我跟你和好? Saying I step on people and use them,And I'll just take you back?
是你说要演得跟真的一样 You said to make it seem real.
不要那么真好嘛! Not that real!
现在大家都觉得我是心机婊 Now everyone thinks I'm a manipulative cheater.
我再也找不到女朋友了 I'll never get any chicks.
真对不起 Craig I'm so sorry,Craig.
是你让我比任何时候 都更相信我自己 You...you made me believe in myself in a way I never have before.
我原来觉得我什么都做不成 但是你是对的 I didn't think I had any of that in me,but you were right.
我确实比自己想的要厉害 I can do more than I think.
你改变了我 我... You changed something in me,and I just...
我想弥补对你造成的伤害 I want to fix whatever's hurting you now.
我不能按别人的意愿活着 I can't be something because everyone wants me to be.
我必须做我自己 I have to be myself.
你还是跟别人一起做同性恋吧 You'll just have to go be gay with someone else.
好吧 Craig 好吧 All right,Craig.All right.
我能看出来他们都很伤心 可是... I can see how much they're both hurting,but...
你应该理解 我们这一代哪能接受同性恋啊? Can't you understand that in my time we just didn't accept this?
也许同性恋也没什么错 Maybe it's not so wrong.
我只是不希望是我的儿子 I... I just don't want it to be my son.
我来给你施点魔法吧 You just need a little prick of magic.
我要往你的嘴里嘘嘘 I'm gonna pee in your mouth a little bit.
话说回来 不管怎样 他还是我的儿子 Then again,he's my son,no matter what.
我不能不管他 I can't just shut down on him.
儿子 听我说 Son,you need to listen to me.
你要接受自己是同性恋 You can't fight being gay.
我常想做同性恋是一个选择 但并不由你决定 I used to think that being gay was a choice,But you don't get to decide.
日本人说谁是谁就是 就是这样 Japan picks who they pick,and that's that.
我也不理解 I don't understand this stuff.
我甚至不知道唐金还被强奸过 Heck,I didn't even know Don King got raped,
但我知道 如果你一直反抗 But I do know that if you try and resist it,
你的一生都会很痛苦 You make yourself miserable your whole life.
每个人都为你骄傲 Everyone was so proud of you.
我以前太自私了 I was just being selfish.
我现在也想为你骄傲 I want to be proud of you,too.
我喜欢同性恋 Craig 我爱你 I like gay Craig.I love you.
给你 100块 Here's $100.
* 也许我们应该分开 * Maybe we should go away
* 一天里谁也不关心谁 * Put cares aside for just a day
* 我们面对的世界并不大 * The world we face is not so big
* 除非我们像Tweek和Craig一样坚强 * Not if we are strong like Tweek and Craig
* 让我们回到初识的地方 * Let's go back to when it was new
* 我们那时不也如此幸福吗? * Weren't we such happy people,too?
* 生活很简单 没有烦恼 * Life was simple,problems vague
* 我们拥有一切 * * 就像Tweek和Craig一样 * We had it all,a lot like Tweek and Craig
* 我们在黑暗中寻找 * And in the darkness we all seek
* 像Craig和Tweek一样的完美爱情 * A perfect love like Craig and Tweek
* 我们必须抗争 否则只能缅怀逝者 *
* 我们必须给Teek和Craig无尚的崇敬! * **Highest honor!
加油 欢迎! Gambaro irashai!
* 当你失落的时候 我希望你知道 * I hope you know,when you are down
* 你改变了我的生活 * That you turned my life around
* 正如莎士比亚所说 * Just like the like the quote from Shakespeare said
* 我是你的Tweek * I'm your Tweek
* 你就是我的Craig * And you're my Craig
好啦好啦 约会结束啦 Okay,okay.The date's almost over.
你难道不喜欢这个按摩吗? Aren't you liking your massage?
还可以 但我就是提不起啥兴趣 It's fine.It just doesn't really do anything for me.
我还有会让你更喜欢的 Well,I've got something you might like a little better.
丘比特...不! 我是直男! Cupid...Cupid Me,no!No!I'm straight!
丘比特 你在干吗呢? 天哪! Cupid Me,what are you doing?Oh,my God!
丘比特! 够了 Oh,Cupid Me,that's enough!
丘比特! 够了! Okay,that's it,Cupid Me!That's it!
够了 够了 丘比特! That's it,Cupid Me.Okay,that's it.That's it,Cupid Me.
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