《南方公园》第19季 第7集 "调皮的忍者"
I'm going down to south park gonna have myself a time
Friendly faces everywhere humble folks without temptation
Going down to south park gonna leave my woes behind
Ample parking day or night people shouting howdy neighbor
Heading on out to south park gonna see if I can't unwind
I like girls with big vaginas I like girls with big fat titties
Come on down to south park and meet some friends of mine.
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各单位注意 Attention all units
南方公园小学附近的单位 in the vicinity of south park elementary.
翻译 牛懒贱感冒头疼 Foxer 小肚腩
我们收到红色警报 We have a code red.
校长在校会期间呼叫警方支援 Principal calling for help during school assembly.
翻译 原子蛋 JaneDoe 嘤嘤
请各位警官立即前往 All officers needed at once.
学校 The school?
我嘞个天 Oh, geez louise!
校对 慕容龙飞 吃货丁小七
时间轴 dreamdragon 晒晒子
后期 鱼骨头 总监 吃货丁小七
我们得到体育馆去 We need to get to the gym.
一半走这边 一半绕那边 Half go this way, half go around the side.
巴布莱迪 你从后门进去 Barbrady, you go around back.
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四年级
体育馆
数到三 On 3.
一 二 1...2...
就是她 警官们 就在那儿 There she is, officers, right there.
让你闭嘴 不听是吧 莱斯莉 I told you to stop chatting with your friends, didn't I, Leslie?
警官 很明显莱斯莉觉得 You see, officers, apparently, Leslie thinks
和她的朋友讲小话 that talking to her friends is more important
比学习第三世界国家的多样化更重要 than learning about diversity in third-world countries.
就是那一个 It's that one.
就是她 那儿呢 把她给我赶出学校 That's her, right there. You remove her from my school.
都别动 什么情况 Aah! Nobody move! What's happening?!
-把她带走 -我被瞄准了 - Get her out of here! - Oh, they've got me!
你的行为引起了公愤 巴布莱迪警官 This town is outraged, Officer Barbrady.
人们已经受够了警方这种 People are tired of the police
不负责任的行为态度 not being held accountable for their actions.
市长 万一有歹徒或者炸弹... Mayor, I didn't know if there was a gunman or a bomb...
你伤了一个手无寸铁的六岁拉美裔孩子 You shot an unarmed 6-year-old Latino child.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
你被开除了 You are fired.
不 市长 求您了 No, mayor, please.
我只会干这行 This is all I know.
我曾是这镇上唯一的警察啊 I used to be the only policeman in this town, remember?
鲍勃 我还帮你赶过六年级的孩子 Bob, I-I used to chase away the sixth graders for you.
你已经被时代淘汰了 巴布莱迪 You're from another time, Barbrady,
走之前还有一件事 and the last thing that needs to go.
你的配枪和警徽 Your gun and your badge.
还有墨镜 And your sunglasses.
不 拜托别没收我的墨镜 No. Please. Not my sunglasses.
你已经被开除了 巴布莱迪 You're done, Barbrady.
这镇子不需要你了 The town doesn't want you here.
我该去哪儿 Where should I go?
开枪打那个墨西哥小孩前你就该想好的 You should have thought of that before you shot a Mexican.
-拉美裔小孩 -拉美裔小孩 该死 - Latino American. - Latino American. Shit.
你该离开这里 You should go away.
这样一个随时代进步的镇上 You don't belong anywhere
没有你容身的角落 in a town as progressive as this one.
都小声点 我准备睡觉呢 Hey, quiet down over there. I'm trying to sleep.
该死的 你们都滚出这里 God damn it. You people all get out of here!
凭什么你说了算 What makes you in charge?
因为这他妈是我的房子 'Cause this is my fucking house!
别逼逼 Hey, beat it, man,
不然我亲自让你闭嘴 Or I'll make you my bitch!
有一群磕了药的流浪汉 Yeah, we've got a bunch of drug-addict vagrants
强占了我家院子 我们需要帮助 trespassing in our yard, and we need assistance.
是吗 Oh, is that so?
我们也想帮你 Well, we'd like to come help you,
但我们怕被炒鱿鱼啊 But we don't want to get fired.
你扯到哪儿去了 What are you talking about?
这些流浪汉在恐吓我的孩子 There's homeless people here, and they're scaring my kids.
你们得做点什么 You need to come do something about this.
明白了 I see.
这些人里有少数族裔吗 And are any of these homeless people of a minority persuasion?
这有什么干系 Why does that matter?
干系大了 Oh, it matters.
以前我们可以随便欺负少数族裔 也没人管 See, used to be we could beat up minorities, and nobody cared.
我们中很多人因为这一点才选了这行 It's the reason a lot of us joined the force.
米奇 让你去抓流浪汉 Hey, Mitch, you want to go down and arrest some homeless people,
但不能殴打少数族裔的人你乐意吗 but not be able to beat up any minorities?
不了 谢谢 No, thank you.
我说什么来着 还是不去为妙 Yeah, no, I think we're good.
其实我们都在考虑要不要 In fact, we're thinking of maybe
把整个警局改建成草裙舞班了 turning the whole department into a hula school.
你怎么看 What do you think?
看你妈 God damn it!
他们搞什么 What are they doing?!
他们不肯来 They're not coming!
可他们必须来 But they have to!
苍天啊 凯伦都捡他们的注射针头来玩了 Karen brought in one of their syringes, for Christ's sake!
那麻烦大了 Well, it's just too bad.
警察不肯来 The cops won't come,
没人能把这些流浪汉轰走 so there's nobody to scare the homeless away.
南方公园时报 警察保卫小镇
你好 宝贝 Hey, sweetheart.
我 我被局里解雇了 I've, uh -- I've been let go from the force.
对不起 I'm so sorry.
别担心 老姑娘 Don't worry, old girl.
也许今后承担起你的治疗费会比较困难 Might be a little tough to afford your medication,
不过我会想办法的 but I'll find a way.
你懂我的 You know me.
我喜欢帮助别人 I like to help.
喜欢被人需要 I like to be needed.
啊喂 天啦噜 啊喂 You guys! Oh, my god, you guys!
啊喂 他们搞基 他们绝对搞基 You guys, they're gay! They're totally gay.
谁 Who?
肯尼和托肯 Kenny and Token.
什么 What?
肯尼和托肯 靠 Kenny and Token, dude.
太基了 巴特斯跟我说的 They're so gay. Butters told me.
-骗人 -真的 - You're lying. - No, dude.
肯尼和托肯把肯尼家附近 In those old, abandoned buildings around Kenny's house,
那些破旧的屋子变成了忍者俱乐部 Kenny and Token turned it into a big ninja clubhouse,
他们在里头扮成忍者 and they dress up and play ninja in it,
想把别人吓跑 trying to scare people away.
这怎么就基了 How is that gay?
这事基爆了好吗 忍者太他妈蠢了 It's the gayest thing ever, dude! Ninjas are fucking dumb!
来 我们去看 Dude, come on! We got to go see this!
这边 Over this way!
我们要守护忍者荣耀 We will defend our ninja honor.
有人入侵 保护基地 Intruders! Defend the base!
伙计 你们是来看忍者堡垒的吗 Hey, guys, did you come to see our ninja fortress?
我的天 基爆了 oh, my god. They're so gay, you guys.
你和肯尼建的吗 You and Kenny built all this?
对 还有克莱德和大维 Yeah, with Clyde and David, too.
你们也来看看呗 You guys should come and check it out.
算了吧 谢了 Uh, no. We're good, thanks.
我的天 基佬大聚会 Oh, my god, dude. It's a sausage party.
可酷了 人全都被我们吓跑了呢 It's pretty cool, dude. People are really scared of us.
那是肯定的 Yeah, I'm sure they are.
打扰一下 请问你们知道... Hey, excuse me, man. Do you know where --
我的天哪 Oh, my god!
快走 快走 Go, go, go!
还真酷 That's pretty cool.
我听说学校里的那个女孩 Well, the way I heard it was that the girl in the school
什么也没做 就是说话太大声 wasn't even doing anything, just talking too loud,
结果就有人被枪击了 and someone ends up getting shot.
你想干什么 Hey! What do you want?
别紧张 我下班了 It's okay. I'm off-duty.
只是来喝一杯 Just came for a nice pinot.
是吗 去别处喝吧 警长 Yeah? Well, go somewhere else, copper.
城中城只欢迎友好相待的人 CtPaTown is for people who care about each other.
我们不欢迎 We don't take kindly
那些滥用职权 to folks who impose their authority
伤及弱者的人 on the underprivileged.
听着 并非所有警察 Now, look, not all cops
都是种族主义 滥开枪的混蛋 are racist, trigger-happy assholes.
是吗 Really?
那你一定不知道农桌一体化的意思咯 I'll bet you don't even know what "Farm-to-table" means.
-棒 -太好了 - Yeah! - All right!
全食超市才开了一个月 We've only had a Whole Foods for a month,
我们就连警察都不需要了 and already, we don't need cops.
酷 So cool.
很荣幸各位都期望能成为忍者 It is a great honor to see that you all want to be ninjas.
我们的入会要求非常严格 Joining our club is very serious.
你们必须保证严守勇士法则 You must promise to uphold the warrior's code.
没有问题 忍者无敌 Totally, dude. Ninjas are sweet.
我们一起壮大堡垒 Together, we must strive to make our fortress super badass
阻止入侵者 and keep all intruders out.
首先 让我们来接受训练 To that end, let us proceed to our training.
哥们 借一步说话好吗 Dude, can I talk to you for a minute?
我觉得不该让凯尔也当忍者 Listen, I don't think we should let Kyle be a ninja, okay?
他说忍者基爆了 He said ninjas were gay.
他肯定会诬陷说是我说的 He's probably gonna try to turn it around on me,
因为他知道我听到了 but that's 'cause Kyle knows I heard him.
我就是凯尔 You're talking to Kyle right now.
酷 Yeah, cool.
我是巴特斯 It's me -- Butters.
说忍者基爆了的人是你 You're the one who said ninjas were gay.
你这是想搞什么鬼 why do you want to make this a problem?
我是巴特斯 伙计 I'm -- I'm just Butters, man.
我对很多事情都有意见 I have problems with lots of things.
埃里克 你愿意和我单练吗 Hey, Eric, you want to try sparring with me?!
我愿意 巴特斯 Yes I do, Butters.
入侵者 Intruders!
是的 就在这里 Yeah, it's right up here.
我们可以在这些废弃建筑中来一针 We can shoot up in these abandoned buildings.
抗议活动
南方公园镇居民 The town of South Park
今晚要在警察局外面 is holding a large protest tonight
举行一场盛大的游行活动 outside of their police department.
镇上居民说此次抗议活动是为了 The townspeople say the protest is meant to begin a dialogue
就执法部门和本应该受其保护的平民 about the relationship between law enforcement
之间的关系展开对话 and the citizens they are supposed to protect.
南方公园警察局
*去你妈的警察* *Fuck the police*
*不知道从哪里突然冒出来* *Comin' straight from the underground*
*黑鬼们干了坏事 就因为我是黑人* *A young nigga got it bad 'cause I'm brown*
警戒线 请勿穿越
*而不是其他的肤色 警察就认为* *And not the other color, so police think*
*他们有权来干掉一个少数族裔* *They have the authority to kill a minority*
*去他妈的 因为我才不是那种* *Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one*
*一个有警徽和枪的废柴王八蛋* *For a punk mother fucker with a badge and a gun*
*就可以随便揍和关进监狱的人* *To be beaten on and thrown in jail*
*有种咱们在号子里来一场单挑* *We can go toe-to-toe in the middle of a cell*
*去他妈的警察 去他妈的警察* *Fuck the police. Fuck the police*
我是个混蛋
*离开无聊的酒吧 你就只能* *Pulling out a silly club, so you stand*
*和你的装逼警徽和枪傻逼地站着* *With a fake-ass badge and a gun in your hand*
南方公园时报 对家猪说不 接受散养猪肉 蓝色制服们开心开枪的时代结束
*但是取下枪你就知道是怎么回事* *But take off the gun so you can see what's up*
*我们会弄你 我要干死你个废物* *And we'll go at it, punk, and I'mma fuck you up*
*艾斯·库伯[说唱歌手]会来管管* *Ice Cube will swarm*
*所有穿蓝制服的王八蛋* *On any motherfucker in a blue uniform*
*就因为我来自城中城* *Just 'cause I'm from the CPT*
*废柴警察们就害怕我* *Punk police are afraid of me, huh*
*一个年轻黑鬼走上战斗的道路* *A young nigga on the warpath*
招募店员 周五一美元大促回归
*等我打完了 警察就得倒在血泊中* *And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath*
*死在洛杉矶* *Of cops, dying in L.A.*
*哟 黑鬼们 我有话要说* *Yo, Dre, I got something to say*
*操你妈的警察* *Fuck the police*
驱逐通知
*操你妈的警察* *Fuck the police*
新闻4频道
您的孩子被诱骗进恐怖组织了吗 Are your children being lured into terrorist organizations?
一则令人震惊的报道表明 A shocking report shows
南方公园镇的一些儿童 that some kids in the town of South Park
正在向一个杀手组织效忠 are swearing loyalty to a murderous regime.
是的 我们都是狠角色 Yeah, we're pretty badass,
还有 这里就是我们的老巢 And, um, this is, like, our fortress,
你可以看到这里很酷 and you can see it's pretty cool.
这种生活方式是怎么吸引了你们呢 And what about this way of life is attractive to you?
就是很酷 因为我们很坚强 Well, it's just cool 'cause we're tough,
我们打架啊什么的 And we fight and stuff.
-我们还可以 -是是是 -And we can... - Yeah, yeah, yeah!
就好像我们无所不能 And it's like we can do whatever we want,
而且人们都害怕我们 and people are scared of us.
真是太棒了 It's totally rad.
那你之前干嘛要说这样很基 Then why did you say it was gay before?
我的天 我从没说过这样很基 Oh, my god! I never said it was gay!
等等 他说这样很基吗 Wait, he said this was gay?
一派胡言 That is a total lie!
我为什么要对特维克和克雷格的做爱方式 Why would I say something homophobic
发表恐惧同性恋的言论呢 about the way Tweek and Craig make love?
他在说谎 背后捅刀子的犹太人 He's a lying, backstabbing Jew!
我是斯坦 I'm Stan.
毫无疑问 更多儿童向伊斯兰国效忠 No doubt the growing number of kids swearing loyalty to ISIS
将会给这个进步的小镇带来问题 could be problematic for the progressive town.
可以了 老姑娘 Here you go, old girl.
我们只能凑合一下了 We'll just have to make do.
无家可归 给什么都行 上帝保佑您
你有一块零钱吗 Spare a dollar?
没钱 不好意思 谢谢 No, I don't. I'm sorry. Thank you.
天哪 真恶心 God damn it. Ew.
市长 我花这么大功夫改造这片地可不是 Mayor, I didn't bust my ass to gentrify this part of town
给这么多流浪汉准备的 to have it overrun with homeless people.
他们为什么突然就来这里了 Why are they all suddenly coming here?
市长 您打算怎么办 Mayor, what are you going to do about this?
我和我妻子都几乎无法吃饭和购物了 My wife and I can barely eat or shop.
像我们这样的镇子遇到流浪汉问题时 When a town like ours has a homeless problem,
就必须找到事情的根本原因 it must look at the root of what's causing it.
-是因为伊斯兰国 -什么 - It's ISIS! - ?What?
有一些问题儿童 There's these troubled kids
背叛了美国 who've turned their backs on America.
他们霸占了南园南 赶走了流浪汉 They've taken over Sodosopa, forced all the homeless out.
我们镇的小孩怎么会加入伊斯兰国 Why would kids in our town want to be a part of that?
肯定是坏孩子 They're just bad kids,
败絮其中 垃圾父母教出来的 rotten on the inside, probably with shitty parents.
儿子 我一直努力做个公平的爸爸 Son, I've always tried to be a fair dad.
我不想惹你生气 可是为什么 I-I don't want to make you angry, but why?
爸爸 我只是想加入一个组织 Well Dad, I just r-r-really like being a part of something.
可以塑造性格 I feel like it's character-building,
而且很好玩 and it's lots of fun.
好玩 Fun?
可是你们信仰什么 But what do you... believe in?
我们的信仰 What do we believe in?
我们相信更强大的自己 We believe in something greater than ourselves,
只要严格遵守战士的法则 and that by following our strict warrior code,
我们的信仰和传统 we believe that our faiths and our traditions
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能让我们成为更强大的战士 are a way to a greater path -- the p-p-path of the warrior.
只要我们团结一致 And as long as we stay united in honor,
就能打败所有敌人 we can defeat all our enemies.
伙计们说得对 Wow. The fellas were right.
大家都好怕忍者 People are really freaked out by ninjas.
警察局
我们要非常谦卑地道歉 Okay, we've just got to be really apologetic
说我们不是故意的 and tell them we didn't mean it, okay?
天哪 太丢人了 Geez. This is so embarrassing.
要是他们不肯帮忙赶走流浪汉呢 What if they won't help us with the homeless?
如果是因为伊斯兰国要占领这里 I'm pretty sure the police will help out
警察应该会帮忙的 if it's because ISIS is taking over the town.
警官 镇里有小孩加入了伊斯兰国 Officers, there's kids in town who have joined ISIS.
我们不知道他们是谁 不过 We don't know who they are, but they --
啥 你说啥 What? What's that, you say?
我们镇有危险 好吗 The town is in danger, all right?
我们不知道这些小孩能做出什么事来 We don't know what these kids are capable of.
哎呀 对不起 Geez. I'm sorry.
我们要练草裙舞 We've got to work on our kaholo koloa
还要准备糯米鸡过节 and get the lomilomi chicken ready for the big Ho'olaule'a,
所以呢 which leaves us,
没时间对付伊斯兰国 oh, not enough time to deal with ISIS.
好吧 听我说 流浪汉全跑到 All right, look, there's homeless people
我们的高档食品文化区了 all over our gentrified food-and-arts district.
你们要是不阻止这帮变态孩子 If you don't stop these twisted kids, then --
谁说让警察滚蛋来着 Hey, who was it that said fuck the police?
均为黑人说唱歌手
艾斯·库伯 还是图派克 Was that Ice Cube? Tupac?
对了 是你们 Oh, right. That was you guys.
不好意思 你们只能找别人 Sorry, but I guess you'll have to find somebody else to do
去做那些你们不想做的脏活累活 all the difficult, dirty shit you don't want to do yourselves.
我得为全猪宴做准备 I got to be ready for the luau.
说不定还能钓个凯子 I might even kiss a dude.
你告诉我之后 So, then, after you told me,
我们一起去找的凯尔和斯坦 we both went over to Kyle and Stan,
他们在那打篮球 记得吗 where they were playing basketball, remember?
记得 Yeah.
我们说肯尼和托肯在扮忍者 And we said Kenny and Token were playing ninja,
然后凯尔说忍者很基 and Kyle said that ninjas were gay.
我说忍者很基 但那是个问句 And I said, "Ninjas are gay?" But it was a question.
记得吗 You remember?
不是你先说的嘛 I thought you said it first.
不 不 不 No, no, no, no.
凯尔让大家都记错了 See, now, Kyle's got everyone remembering it wrong
因为他不想被踢出组织 because he doesn't want to get kicked out of the group.
犹太人说谎被揭穿就会这样 That's what jews do when they're caught in a lie.
你不能相信犹太忍者 巴特斯 You cannot trust a jewish ninja, Butters.
伙计们 You guys, you guys!
怎么了 What?
真正的忍者想跟我们对话 Actual ninjas want to talk to us.
什么 What?
肯尼和我都收到 Kenny and I both just got
一封海外的邮件 the same E-mail from people overseas.
太屌了 Whoa, dude!
他们怎么知道我们是谁 How'd they find out who we were?
他们可是忍者啊 They're ninjas, dude!
你们就是加入我们事业的勇敢少年 So, you are the brave children who have committed to our cause.
我们听说了你们的作为 We have heard of what you are doing,
我们很欣赏 and we are very impressed.
酷 谢谢 Cool. Thanks, dude.
你们的作为很重要 What you are doing is very important,
我们会尽力帮助你们 and we would like to help you however we can.
我们会给你们打钱 We are going to be wiring you some money.
太酷了 Whoa! Cool!
天大的好事啊 伙计们 This is the greatest thing ever, you guys!
不好意思 Uh, excuse me,
我可以先问清一件事吗 Could I just set the record straight on something?
当然可以 Of course.
犹太人可以被信任吗 Should jews be trusted?
我是说 假如我们中间有个犹太人 I mean, if one of us is a jew,
在你们看来会有问题吗 do you see that as being at all problematic?
绝对有问题 Extremely.
我就知道是这样 Yes! Yes!
忍者会议室
我早说什么来着 What did I tell you guys?
巴布莱迪 Hey, Barbrady.
巴布莱迪警官 Officer Barbrady?
啥 找谁 Wha-- who?
哥们 Hey, buddy.
你想干什么 What do you want?
给你机会重新当个警察怎么样 How would you like to be a policeman again?
我不配做个警察 I'm no good as a policeman.
我是个笨手笨脚的老傻瓜 I'm a bumbling, old fool.
才不是这样 这是谁说的 That is not true. Who said that?!
巴布莱迪 事实上 南方公园需要你 Look, Barbrady, the fact is, the town needs you.
需要我 需要我干嘛 They need me? To do what?
我们需要你向几个孩子开枪 We need you to shoot some kids.
不 向孩子开枪 No! Shoot kids?!
我不想向孩子开枪 I don't want to shoot kids!
他们是真正的坏小孩 恐怖分子 These are really bad kids -- terrorists.
事情跟以前不一样了 This is totally different from before.
他们里头有少数族裔吗 Are any of them minorities?
可能有几个 是的 我们相信是有的 A couple of them we think, yeah.
不 不 不 不 不 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
冷静 听着 听着 Shh! Look, look, look!
巴布莱迪 巴布莱迪 Barbrady! Barbrady!
我们错怪你了 我错怪你了 We were wrong about you. I was wrong about you.
你保护了这座城镇 You protected this town
你守护它的时间比任何人都久远 back before anybody else ever did.
你曾经一个人完成这项使命 You used to do it all on your own.
现在我们需要你做同样的事 We need you to do that again.
你是本镇唯一能依靠的警察 巴布莱迪 You're the only cop this town needs, Barbrady.
去向那些孩子开枪吧 Go shoot those kids.
南园南
伙计们 我知道这是个艰难的决定 Guys, I know this is hard for all of us,
但要真的成为忍者 必须直面残酷的现实 But to truly be ninjas, we must face hard facts.
昨晚 我私下跟我们海外的忍者头领通话 Last night, I spoke in private with our ninja leader overseas.
我们就犹太人和希伯来信仰进行了长谈 We talked a long time about Jews and the Hebrew faith.
他告诉了我很多曾经不知道的事 He told me a lot I didn't know,
而我也有机会告诉他一些他不曾了解的事 and I was able to tell him some things he did not know.
但是跟他谈完之后 But after talking with that guy,
我已经完全明白 犹太人不能成为忍者 it is abundantly clear to me that jews cannot be ninjas.
我去了凯尔家打算跟他谈谈 I went to Kyle's house to talk to him about it,
结果发现了这个 snd I found this.
于是凯尔向我坦白了一切 It was then that Kyle confessed to me
他坦白了自己是如何给巴特斯和斯坦洗脑 about how he had brainwashed Butters and Stan into thinking
让他们相信我用恐同词汇诋毁过组织 I had used a homophobic slur to refer to our organization.
他差点就得逞了 And he almost got away with it.
就在那时凯尔试图杀我灭口 That's when Kyle tried to kill me.
幸好我是更迅捷的忍者 Luckily, I was the faster ninja.
凯尔明知我绝不可能说忍者是基佬 Kyle knew I would never call ninjas gay.
等我把他解开之后 When I take the gag off,
凯尔会不死心的告诉你们我在撒谎 he's going to try and tell you that I'm lying now.
不要相信他 他是个谎话精 Do not believe him. Kyle is a liar.
我本人在这儿呢 I'm right here.
这 这个是谁 Who -- who's this?
那是克莱德 That's Clyde.
那么我是托肯 And I am Token.
你们也许会问我为什么要这么做呢 Why do I do these things, you ask?
这是黑人的怒火 Black rage.
我的天啊 Oh, Jesus.
伊斯兰国 我的天 ISIS. Oh, God.
这鸡肉难吃的跟屎一样 你们对它做了什么 This chicken tastes like shit. What'd you do to it?
好吧 老爹 这不是有机鸡肉 Okay -- okay, dad, it's not organic chicken.
全食超市周围都是流浪者 I'm not comfortable shopping at Whole Foods
我不太想去那儿购物了 with all the homeless people there.
不用担心 很快就会变好的 But don't worry, that's all about to change.
很快我们就又能享受城中城的便利了 Soon we'll all have Shitpatown to enjoy again.
斯坦去哪儿了 Where's Stan?
他在肯尼家那一片扮演忍者呢 He's playing ninjas over at Kenny's house.
忍者 够基的 Ninjas? That's gay.
他在肯尼家那一片扮演忍者 He's playing ninjas at Kenny's house?
是啊 Yeah.
你是说在南园南 You mean Sodosopa?
等一下 Wait a minute...
忍者 Ninjas...
恐怖 Scary...
基佬 Gay...
恐怖 Scary...
基佬 Gay.
恐怖的 基佬 Scary. Gay.
兰迪 你又哪根筋搭错了 Randy, what are you doing?
恐怖的 基佬 Scary. Gay.
恐怖的 Scary.
基佬 Gay!
斯坦 Staaaan!!
我终于知道哪误会了 Oh, I get the misunderstanding now!
我告诉克莱德 凯尔说忍者很基 No, see, I told Clyde that Kyle said ninjas were gay,
可克莱德以为我是凯尔 But Clyde thought I was Kyle,
所以他就认为是我说忍者很基 so then he was saying that I said ninjas were gay.
错把我当成了凯尔 Meaning I as in Kyle.
少他妈跟我们绕 你个死胖子 Nobody ever gave a shit, you fat turd.
是否都同意将卡特曼赶出忍者团队 All those in favor of Cartman being kicked out of our ninjas club?
是 はい!
不 你们不能把我赶走 No! You can't kick me out!
我必须得当忍者 I have to be a ninja.
忍者讨厌犹太人 所以我注定要当忍者 They hate Jews. I was made for this, you guys!
求求你们了 Please!
我们要怎么解决他 What should we do with him?
不许动 Freeze!
我操 Oh, shit!
求求你们别动 我不想开枪 Please! I don't want to shoot you!
那就别开 Cool. Don't.
我懂你们对这个小镇感到愤怒 I understand you're feeling angry at this town.
我也很愤怒 I'm getting pretty angry, too!
可我们不能就此放弃 But we can't give up on it.
拜托了 孩子们 Please, boys...
不要暴力解决这一切 Don't make this end violently.
他们只是傻不拉几的忍者 They're just stupid ninjas!
你到底在想些什么 What were you thinking?
男孩子们天真无邪地扮演忍者玩 Boys innocently playing ninja,
可你却朝他们开枪 and you pull your gun on them?
万幸大维·罗德里格斯活下来了 David Rodriguez was lucky to live.
你们不是告诉我 他们是恐怖分子嘛 Everybody told me they were terrorists!
我们最初是这么认为 We thought they were!
可如果他们不是 那你作为一名警察 But if it turns out they aren't, as a policeman,
你就必须得要调查清楚 you have to figure that out!
可你们不是说让我开枪杀了那些孩子吗 But...you said you needed me to kill some kids!
他是打算把责任都推到我们身上了 Oh, he's gonna lay this on us now.
我是说过"杀了那些孩子" I said "kill some kids",
可我当时是疑问的口气啊 记得吗 But I said it as a question, remember?
我说的是"要杀那些孩子吗" I said, "kill some kids?"
很抱歉 可我们这次真的没法罩着你了 I'm sorry, but we just can't cover your ass on this one.
你将会接受调查 There's going to be an investigation and...
你确实不具备当一名警察的资质 you just don't have what it takes to be a policeman in today's times.
你连农桌一体化是什么都不知道吧 Do you even know what "Farm to Table" means?
都快点走人 此地不准逗留 Let's go, people. You can't stay here.
你们将被重新安置 You are being relocated.
你们不能赶我们走啊 Hey, you can't kick us out of here, man.
怎么不行 老子可是警察 Oh, no? I'm a cop.
谢谢 警官们 Thank you, officers.
之前说的还算数吧 We've got a deal, right?
对 Yes.
好了 给我老实点 All right, you. Come on.
求求你 不要把我送回南园南 Please! You can't take me back to Sodosopa!
那里有伊斯兰国成员 ISIS is there!
那些人只是忍者 No, those were just ninjas.
忍者 Ninjas?
这也太基了吧 Oh, that's so gay.
我早说了吧 I told you guys.
我怎么说的 What did I tell you?
我说 忍者太他妈基了 I said ninjas are fucking gay,
可你们偏偏就不听 but you didn't want to listen.
打死不听 Nooo.
巴布莱迪警官 Officer Barbrady?
是 Yes?
我们一直在关注你 We've been watching you.
我们所见到的 And what we see
是一位真心想保护小镇的男人 is a man who truly wants to protect his town.
真的吗 You do?
你在这个小镇待得时间最长了 You've been in this town longer than almost anyone.
你注意到最近有什么变化吗 Have you noticed... changes lately?
有好多变化 Yeah, a lot of changes.
这些全都不是偶然 警官 They aren't a coincidence, officer.
这些全都是计划的一部分 They are all part of a plan
目的是毁灭你深爱的小镇和镇民们 to take down your beloved town and everyone in it.
什么 What?
你知不知道一位小姑娘 名叫... What do you know about a little girl named...
莱斯莉 Leslie?
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