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* 欢迎来到南方公园 享受好时光 * I'm goin' down to South Park,gonna have myself a time
* 到处都是友好的脸 * Friendly faces everywhere
* 淳朴的居民乐天知命 * Humble folks without temptation
* 来到南方公园 可不要大惊小怪 * Goin' down to South Park,gonna leave my woes behind
* 大车小车随便停 * Ample parking day or night
* 人人喊着邻居你好! * People spouting,"Howdy,neighbor!"
* 到了南方公园 看你感觉多自然 * Heading on up to South Park,gonna see if I can't unwind
* (你要听得清我说话 算你最厉害!) * Mrph rmhmhm rm!Mrph rmhmhm rm!
* 快来南方公园 让你笑口常开 * Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine
南方公园 第十九季 第七集 BD：Tearemix
所有南方公园小学附近的警力注意 Attention all units in the vicinity of South Park Elementary.
这里有紧急情况 We have a code red.
校长在校会上呼救 Principal calling for help during school assembly.
所有警员立即赶到 All officers needed at once.
学校? The school?
老天啊! Oh,geez Louise!
我们得去体育馆 We need to get to the gym.
一半走这边 另一半绕边走 Half go this way,half go around the side.
Barbrady 你去后门 Barbrady,you go around back.
等到3 On 3.
1...2... 1...2...
就是那边那货 There she is,officers,right there.
我叫你别跟朋友讲话了对吧 Leslie? I told you to stop chatting with your friends,didn't I,Leslie?
警官 显然 Leslie认为 You see,officers,apparently,Leslie thinks That
跟朋友聊天比学习第三世界 国家的多元文化更重要 talking to her friends is more important Than learning about diversity in third-world countries.
就她 It's that one.
就她 你们把她带走吧 That's her,right there.You remove her from my school.
都不许动! 发生了什么?! Nobody move!What's happening?!
- 把她带走! - 瞄准了我! - Get her out of here! - Oh,they've got me!
整个镇都愤怒了 Barbrady警官 This town is outraged,Officer Barbrady.
人们已经不能再忍受 警官无需对自己的行为负责 People are tired of the police not being held accountable for their actions.
市长 我不知道那里 是否会有枪械或炸药... Mayor,I didn't know if there was a gunman or a bomb...
你射伤了一位手无寸铁 的六岁拉丁裔孩子 You shot an unarmed 6-year-old Latino child.
- 对不起 - 你被解雇了 - I'm sorry. - You are fired.
不 市长 别 这是我唯一在行的 No,Mayor,please.This is all I know.
我曾是镇上唯一的警察 记得吗? I used to be the only policeman in this town,remember?
Bob 我曾经帮你赶走过六年级生 Bob,I-I used to chase away the sixth graders for you.
你已经赶不上时代了 Barbrady 时代也将会把你遗忘 You're from another time,Barbrady,And the last thing that needs to go.
请留下佩枪和警徽 Your gun and your badge.
还有墨镜 And your sunglasses.
不 别 别拿走我的墨镜 No.Please.Not my sunglasses.
你已经完了 Barbrady 这个镇不再需要你了 You're done,Barbrady.The town doesn't want you here.
我该去哪儿? Where should I go?
在你射击墨西哥人前 你就该想到这个后果 You should have thought of that before you shot a Mexican.
- 美籍拉丁裔 - 美籍拉丁裔 靠 - Latino American. - Latino American.Shit.
你该远离这里 You should go away.
你已经配不上如此进步的城镇了 You don't belong anywhere in a town as progressive as this one.
嘿 小声点 我想睡觉 Hey,quiet down over there.I'm trying to sleep.
他妈的 你们都给我滚开! God damn it.You people all get out of here!
你算老几? What makes you in charge?
我他妈住这儿! 'Cause this is my fucking house!
消停点 不然我让你做我的马子! Hey,beat it,man,or I'll make you my bitch!
对 一群嗑药乞丐 闯入了我家的院子 Yeah,we've got a bunch of drug-addict vagrants Trespassing in our yard,
我们需要帮助 and we need assistance.
哦是吗? Oh,is that so?
我们很想帮你 但又不想被解雇 Well,we'd like to come help you,But we don't want to get fired.
你什么意思? What are you talking about?
这儿有群乞丐 吓到我家孩子了 There's homeless people here,and they're scaring my kids.
你必须处理一下这事儿 You need to come do something about this.
我明白了 I see.
那在这群流浪汉里有少数裔吗? And are any of these homeless people of a minority persuasion?
- 跟这有何关系? - 关系可大了 - Why does that matter? - Oh,it matters.
以前我们可以殴打少数裔 没人在乎的 See,used to be we could beat up minorities,and nobody cared.
这是很多人当警察的原因 It's the reason a lot of us joined the force.
Mitch 你想去抓一堆流浪汉 Hey,Mitch,you want to go down and arrest some homeless people,
但不揍其中的少数裔吗? But not be able to beat up any minorities?
不去 谢谢 No,thank you.
对 不去 我们不想 Yeah,no,I think we're good.
实际上 我们在考虑把整个部门 改成草裙舞学校 In fact,we're thinking of maybe turning the whole department into a hula school.
你觉得呢? What do you think?
他大爷的! God damn it!
- 他们在做什么?! - 警察不会来了! - What are they doing?! - They're not coming!
但他们必须来! But they have to!
Karen捡回来个他们用的注射器 Karen brought in one of their syringes,for Christ's sake!
那也没辙啊 Well,it's just too bad.
条子不会来的 所以没有人会去赶走流浪汉 The cops won't come,So there's nobody to scare the homeless away.
嘿 亲爱的 Hey,sweetheart.
我 我被警队辞退了 I've,uh...I've been let go from the force.
对不起 I'm so sorry.
别担心 老姑娘 Don't worry,old girl.
可能你的医药费会有点难办了 但是我会想办法的 Might be a little tough to afford your medication,but I'll find a way.
你懂我的 You know me.
我喜欢帮助别人 I like to help.
我喜欢别人需要我的感觉 I like to be needed.
兄弟们 天啊 兄弟们! You guys!Oh,my God,you guys!
他们是基佬 他们绝对是基佬 You guys,they're gay!They're totally gay.
- 谁? - Kenny和Token - Who? - Kenny and Token.
什么? What?
Kenny和Token啊 伙计 他们太基了 Butters告诉我的 Kenny and Token,dude.They're so gay.Butters told me.
- 你在说谎 - 没有 - You're lying. - No,dude.
在Kenny家附近那片荒废的老建筑 In those old,abandoned buildings around Kenny's house,
Kenny和Token把它变成忍者会馆 Kenny and Token turned it into a big ninja clubhouse,
他们还装扮成忍者在里面玩 试图吓走其他人 And they dress up and play ninja in it,trying to scare people away.
这怎么就基了? How is that gay?
这不能更基! 忍者蠢爆了! It's the gayest thing ever,dude!Ninjas are fucking dumb!
快走! 我们得去看看! Dude,come on!We got to go see this!
这边走! Over this way!
我们要维护忍者的荣誉 We will defend our ninja honor.
发现入侵者! 保护基地! Intruders!Defend the base!
伙计们 你们来参观忍者要塞吗? Hey,guys,did you come to see our ninja fortress?
天呐 他们太基了 Oh,my God.They're so gay,you guys.
你和Kenny一起建的吗? You and Kenny built all this?
对 还有Clyde和David Yeah,with Clyde and David,too.
你们真该来看看这地方 You guys should come and check it out.
不 我们不用了 谢谢 Uh,no.We're good,thanks.
天啊 就是个"香肠"派对 Oh,my God,dude.It's a sausage party.
挺好玩的 人们真的害怕我们 It's pretty cool,dude.People are really scared of us.
对 他们会怕 Yeah,I'm sure they are.
抱歉 请问你知道... Hey,excuse me,man.Do you know where...
- 哦天啊! - 走 快走 快走! - Oh,my God! - Go,go,go!
是挺酷的 That's pretty cool.
我听说的是 学校里那个女生 根本没做啥事儿 Well,the way I heard it was that the girl in the school Wasn't even doing anything,
就讲话大声了点 然后就有人被射伤了 just talking too loud,And someone ends up getting shot.
嘿 你想做什么? Hey!What do you want?
没事的 我下班了 我只是来喝杯黑比诺葡萄酒 It's okay.I'm off-duty.Just came for a nice Pinot.
是吗 去其他地儿吧 警察 Yeah?Well,go somewhere else,copper.
城屎小镇只接待互助友爱的人 ShiTpaTown is for people who care about each other.
我们不接待那些利用权力 剥削底层人民的渣滓 We don't take kindly to folks who impose their authority on the underprivileged.
听着 不是所有警察都是 种族歧视 胡乱开枪的混蛋 Now,look,not all cops are racist,trigger-happy assholes.
是吗? 我赌你根本不知道 什么是"农场直达餐桌" Really?I'll bet you don't even know what "farm-to-table" means.
- 太好了! - 太好了! - Yeah!All right!
全食超市只开了一个月 我们就不需要警察了 **We've only had a Whole Foods for a month,And already,we don't need cops.
太棒了 So cool.
很高兴看到你们都想成为忍者 It is a great honor to see that you all want to be ninjas.
选择加入组织是严肃认真的 Joining our club is very serious.
你必须保证牢记武士准则 You must promise to uphold the warrior's code.
当然 忍者太屌了 Totally,dude.Ninjas are sweet.
大家一起 保护要塞 驱逐所有入侵者 Together,we must strive to make our fortress super badass And keep all intruders out.
为了达成这个目标 让我们开始训练吧 To that end,let us proceed to our training.
伙计 我能跟你说句话吗? Dude,can I talk to you for a minute?
听着 我认为不该让Kyle成为忍者 Listen,I don't think we should let Kyle be a ninja,okay?
因为他说忍者太基了 He said ninjas were gay.
他大概会说是我说的 He's probably gonna try to turn it around on me,
但那是因为Kyle知道 我听到他说了 But that's 'cause Kyle knows I heard him.
你正在跟Kyle讲话 You're talking to Kyle right now.
哦好的 Yeah,cool.
是我 Butters It's me...Butters.
是你说忍者基的 You're the one who said ninjas were gay.
你为啥非要小题大做呢? Why do you want to make this a problem?
谁让我是Butters呢 我一直就事儿多 I'm...I'm just Butters,man.I have problems with lots of things.
喂 Eric 你想跟我过过招吗?! Hey,Eric,you want to try sparring with me?!
我想 Butters Yes I do,Butters.
有人入侵! Intruders!
对 就是这儿 Yeah,it's right up here.
我们可以在这些废弃的楼里来几针 We can shoot up in these abandoned buildings.
抗议
今夜 在南方公园公安局外 集结了大批群众游行示威 The town of South Park is holding a large protest tonight Outside of their police department.
居民们声称 抗议是为了寻求一场对话 The townspeople say the protest is meant to begin a dialogue
谈谈执法机关 与他们理应保护的居民之间的关系 About the relationship between law enforcement And the citizens they are supposed to protect.
镇公安局
来自地下的力量大喊 去你妹的警察 Fuck the police Comin' straight from the underground
一个黑人小子被打成重伤 A young nigga got it bad 'cause I'm Brown
请勿跨越警戒线
就是因为皮肤是黑色不是白色 警察就觉得 And not the other color,so police think
他们有权消灭异己 They have the authority to kill a minority
去你妹的 我可不会任你欺负 Fuck that shit,'cause I ain't the one
害怕一个佩枪戴章的傻逼 For a punk motherfuck with a badge and a gun
不就是挨顿揍再蹲监狱么 To be beaten on and thrown in jail
我们可以在单间里接着干架 We can go toe-to-toe in the middle of a cell
干死警察 干干干 Fuck the police Fuck Fuck
干死警察 Fuck the police
从个傻逼酒吧出来 Pulling out a silly club,so you stand
就会戴个破警徽和把破枪傻站着 With a fake-ass badge and a gun in your hand
开枪伤人警察的结局
有本事把枪扔了再挑事儿 But take off the gun so you can see what's up
咱俩单挑 看我能不能干翻你 And we'll go at it,punk,and I'mma fuck you up
Ice Cube只要看见警察就干 (著名说唱歌手) Ice Cube will swarm On any motherfuck in a blue uniform
就因为我是有色人种 Just 'cause I'm from the CPT
警察都怕我 Punk police are afraid of me,huh
黑鬼小子都站起来 A young nigga on the warpath
诚招
我要让洛杉矶的警察 And when I'm finished,it's gonna be a bloodbath
都死无葬身之地 Of cops,dying in L.A.
嘿 Dre 我要告诉你 Yo,Dre,I got something to say
去你妹的警察 Fuck the police
搬迁令
干死警察 Fuck the police
你们的孩子有收到恐怖组织的蛊惑吗? Are your children being lured into terrorist organizations?
令人震惊的是 南方公园里 A shocking report shows that
有部分孩子声称 誓死效忠恐怖政权 some kids in the town of South Park Are swearing loyalty to a murderous regime.
我们都很屌 这是我们的大本营 Yeah,we're pretty badass,And,um,this is,like,our fortress,
如你所见 这很酷 And you can see it's pretty cool.
这种生活是什么吸引了你? And what about this way of life is attractive to you?
我们就是很酷 强硬又能打 Well,it's just cool 'cause we're tough,And we fight and stuff.
- 我们还可以 - 对对对 - And we can... - Yeah,yeah,yeah!
感觉我们可以随心所欲 大家都怕我们 And it's like we can do whatever we want,And people are scared of us.
太屌了 It's totally rad.
那你为啥之前还说这事儿基? Then why did you say it was gay before?
天啊! 我从来没说过! Oh,my God!I never said it was gay!
- 等下 他说这事儿基? - 胡说! - Wait,he said this was gay? - That is a total lie!
我怎么会说Tweek和Craig做爱的坏话呢? Why would I say something homophobic about the way Tweek and Craig make love?
他就是个撒谎的犹太小人! He's a lying,backstabbing Jew!
我是Stan I'm Stan.
不可否认 越来越多的孩子 誓死效忠ISIS No doubt the growing number of kids swearing loyalty to ISIS
很有可能会影响小镇的发展 Could be problematic for the progressive town.
来吧 老姑娘 Here you go,old girl.
我们就在这凑合一下吧 We'll just have to make do.
- 赏点吧? - 不了 不好意思 - Spare a dollar? - No,I don't.I'm sorry.
谢谢 天啊 Thank you.God damn it.
无家可归 随便赏点 上帝保佑
市长 我费劲巴拉地整修了这块地方 Mayor,I didn't bust my ass to gentrify this part of town
可不是为了养这么一群无业游民 to have it overrun with homeless people.
为什么他们突然都聚到这来了? Why are they all suddenly coming here?
市长 你现在打算怎么处理? Mayor,what are you going to do about this?
我和我妻子都没法吃饭购物了 My wife and I can barely eat or shop.
我们小城有流浪汉的话 When a town like ours has a homeless problem,
我们必须找到问题的根源 It must look at the root of what's causing it.
- 是ISIS! - 什么? - It's ISIS! - What?
有一群孩子背叛了美国 There's these troubled kids who've turned their backs on America.
他们占领了SodoSoPa 把流浪汉都赶出来了 They've taken over SodoSoPa,forced all the homeless out.
这帮孩子为什么要加入这个组织? Why would kids in our town want to be a part of that?
他们都是品质有问题的坏孩子 可能父母也是烂人 They're just bad kids,rotten on the inside,probably with shitty parents.
儿子 我一直想做一个 通情达理的父亲 Son,I've always tried to be a fair dad.
我不想惹你生气 但是为什么? I-I don't want to make you angry,but why?
爸爸 我只是很想成为某个组织的一员 Well dad,I just r-r-really like being a part of something.
这是一个塑造性格的过程 而且真的很有趣 I feel like it's character-building,and it's lots of fun.
有趣? Fun?
可是你们的信仰是什么? But what do you...believe in?
我们的信仰? What do we believe in?
我们信仰比我们更强大的力量 We believe in something greater than ourselves,
我们严格遵守武士信条 and that by following our strict warrior code,
我们相信信仰和传统 会指引我们前行 We believe that our faiths and our traditions Are a way to a greater path...
走属于武士的道路 the p-p-path of the warrior.
只要我们为荣耀团结一致 就可以打败所有敌人 And as long as we stay united in honor,We can defeat all our enemies.
大家说的对 The fellas were right.
人们真的很怕忍者 People are really freaked out by ninjas.
镇公安局
我们只要真诚道歉 跟他们说我们不是故意的就好 懂了么? Okay,we've just got to be really apologetic And tell them we didn't mean it,okay?
我的天啊 这好囧啊 Geez.This is so embarrassing.
如果他们不愿意 帮我们解决怎么办? What if they won't help us with the homeless?
如果是ISIS占领我们小镇 我保证他们不会坐视不管 I'm pretty sure the police will help out if it's because ISIS is taking over the town.
长官 镇上有孩子加入了ISIS Officers,there's kids in town who have joined ISIS.
我们不知道都有谁 但是他们 We don't know who they are,but they...
啥? 你说啥? What?What's that,you say?
小镇有危险了好吗? The town is in danger,all right?
我们不知道这些孩子能干出什么来 We don't know what these kids are capable of.
天啊 我很抱歉 Geez.I'm sorry.
我们正排练草裙舞呢 We've got to work on our Kaholo Koloa
还要为狂欢节准备夏威夷鸡 And get the lomilomi chicken ready for the big Ho'olaule'a,
所以我们没时间处理ISIS的问题 Which leaves us,oh,Not enough time to deal with ISIS.
行了 听着 镇上高端饮食文化区全是流浪汉 All right,look,there's homeless people All over our gentrified food-and-arts district.
要是你们不去阻止这些变态小孩 If you don't stop these twisted kids,then...
喂 是谁说要干死我们警察的? Hey,who was it that said fuck the police?
是Ice Cube? 还是Tupac? Was that Ice Cube?Tupac?
哦 对了 是你们啊 Oh,right.That was you guys.
抱歉 我觉得你们需要另觅高人 Sorry,but I guess you'll have to find somebody else
帮你们摆平你们不想插手的烂事儿 to do all the difficult,dirty shit you don't want to do yourselves.
我要为宴会做准备了 I got to be ready for the luau.
我说不定还会亲个男人呢 I might even kiss a dude.
你告诉我之后 我们就去找Kyle和Stan了 So,then,after you told me,we both went over to Kyle and Stan,
他俩在打球 记得吗? where they were playing basketball,remember?
对 Yeah.
我们说Kenny和Token在扮忍者 Kyle就说忍者很基 And we said Kenny and Token were playing ninja,And Kyle said that ninjas were gay.
然后我说 忍者都是基佬? And I said,"Ninjas are gay?"
但那是个疑问句 你记得吗? But it was a question.You remember?
我记得你先说的 I thought you said it first.
不 不是我 看吧 Kyle迷惑了大家 No,no,no,no.See,now,Kyle's got everyone remembering it wrong
因为他不想被开掉 because he doesn't want to get kicked out of the group.
犹太人撒谎一被戳穿就这样 That's what Jews do when they're caught in a lie.
你不能相信一个犹太忍者 Butters You cannot trust a Jewish ninja,Butters.
- 喂 你们俩! - 干嘛? - You guys,you guys! - What?
真正的忍者想跟我们聊聊 Actual ninjas want to talk to us.
什么? What?
Kenny刚才都收到了海外忍者的邮件 Kenny and I both just got the same e-mail from people overseas.
太酷了 兄弟 ! Whoa,dude!
他们怎么知道我们是谁? How'd they find out who we were?
因为我们都是牛逼的忍者啊! They're fucking ninjas,dude!
你们就是 投身我们伟大事业的小勇士们 So,you are the brave children who have committed to our cause.
我们听说了你们的所作所为 非常震撼 We have heard of what you are doing,And we are very impressed.
酷毙了 谢谢 兄弟 Cool.Thanks,dude.
你们所做的事情非常伟大 我们想尽一切力量帮助你们 What you are doing is very important,And we would like to help you however we can.
我们准备给你们汇一笔钱 We are going to be wiring you some money.
太棒了! Cool!
兄弟们 这简直太棒了! This is the greatest thing ever,you guys!
不好意思 我可以说两句吗? Uh,excuse me,could I just set the record straight on something?
当然 Of course.
犹太人可信吗? Should Jews be trusted?
我是说 如果我们当中有一个犹太人 你觉得有什么问题吗? I mean,if one of us is a Jew,Do you see that as being at all problematic?
当然有问题 Extremely.
耶!耶! Yes!Yes!
我是怎么跟你们说的? What did I tell you guys?
嘿 Barbrady Hey,Barbrady.
Barbrady警官? Officer Barbrady?
嗯... 谁? Wha... who?
嘿 兄弟 Hey,buddy.
你们想怎么样? What do you want?
你还想做警察吗? How would you like to be a policeman again?
我不是一个好警察 我是一个爱管闲事的老蠢货 I'm no good as a policeman.I'm a bumbling,old fool.
才不是呢 谁说的?! That is not true.Who said that?!
Barbrady 小镇的人民需要你 Look,Barbrady,the fact is,the town needs you.
他们需要我? 需要我做什么? They need me?To do what?
我们想让你杀一些孩子 We need you to shoot some kids.
不!杀孩子?! 我不想杀孩子 No!Shoot kids?!I don't want to shoot kids!
他们是坏孩子...恐怖分子 These are really bad kids...terrorists.
跟以前完全不一样 This is totally different from before.
他们当中有少数人种吗? Are any of them minorities?
好像有两个 A couple of them we think,yeah.
不不不不不! No,no,no,no,no,no,no,no!
嘿 嘿! Barbrady! Barbrady! Look,look,look!Barbrady!Barbrady!
我们误会你了 我误会你了 We were wrong about you.I was wrong about you.
以前只有你保护了这个小镇 You protected this town back before anybody else ever did.
你一个人就做到了 You used to do it all on your own.
我们需要你回来继续保护它 We need you to do that again.
你是镇上唯一需要的警察 Barbrady You're the only cop this town needs,Barbrady.
去杀了那些孩子吧 Go shoot those kids.
同志们 我知道这对于我们来说很难 Guys,I know this is hard for all of us,
但是想做真正的忍者 我们就必须面对难题 But to truly be ninjas,we must face hard facts.
昨天晚上 我跟海外的忍者领袖 单独进行了交谈 Last night,I spoke in private with our ninja leader overseas.
我们聊了很多 犹太人和犹太人信仰的事 We talked a long time about Jews and the Hebrew faith.
他说了很多我不知道的事 He told me a lot I didn't know,
我也说了一些他不知道的事 And I was able to tell him some things he did not know.
但是和他聊完以后 But after talking with that guy,
我坚信犹太人是不能做忍者的 It is abundantly clear to me that Jews cannot be ninjas.
我去Kyle家跟他说这件事 然后我发现了这个 I went to Kyle's house to talk to him about it,And I found this.
Kyle于是对我坦白 他是怎么给Butters和Stan洗脑 It was then that Kyle confessed to me About how he had brainwashed Butters and Stan
让他们相信 我蔑称这是一个同性恋组织 into thinking I had used a homophobic slur to refer to our organization.
他差一点就成功了 And he almost got away with it.
后来Kyle想要杀我 That's when Kyle tried to kill me.
幸好我跑得快 Luckily,I was the faster ninja.
Kyle明白我永远都不会说 忍者是基佬 Kyle knew I would never call ninjas gay.
当我表明了我的立场 他现在想尽办法说服你们 我在撒谎 When I take the gag off,He's going to try and tell you that I'm lying now.
不要相信他 Kyle是个骗子 Do not believe him.Kyle is a liar.
我在这呢 I'm right here.
啊...那这是谁? Who...Who's this?
那是Clyde That's Clyde.
我是Token 你们可能问 我为什么这么做 And I am Token.Why do I do these things,you ask?
黑人就是脾气暴 Black rage.
哦 上帝啊 Oh,Jesus.
ISIS 天哪 ISIS.Oh,God.
这鸡肉的味道像屎一样 你怎么做的? This chicken tastes like shit.What'd you do to it?
好了 老爸 这不是有机鸡肉 Okay...Okay,Dad,it's not organic chicken.
我不喜欢在满是流浪汉的地方买东西 I'm not comfortable shopping at Whole Foods With all the homeless people there.
但是别担心 情况就要改变了 But don't worry,that's all about to change.
我们很快又能过上幸福生活了 Soon we'll all have ShiTpaTown to enjoy again.
Stan在哪呢? Where's Stan?
他在Kenny家当忍者呢 He's playing ninjas over at Kenny's house.
忍者? 太基了 Ninjas?That's gay.
他在Kenny家当忍者? He's playing ninjas at Kenny's house?
- 是的 - 你是说SodoSoPa? - Yeah. - You mean SodoSoPa?
等一下... Wait a minute...
忍者... Ninjas...
可怕的... Scary...
基佬... Gay...
可怕的... Scary...
基佬 Gay.
可怕的基佬 可怕的基佬 Scary.Gay.Scary.Gay.
Randy 你干什么呢? Randy what are you doing?
可怕的基佬 可怕的基佬 可怕的基佬 Scary.Gay.Scary.Gay.Scary.Gay.
Staaaan!! Staaaan!!
我现在明白了! Oh,I get the misunderstanding now!
你看 我告诉Clyde Kyle说忍者是基佬 但是Clyde以为我是Kyle No,see,I told Clyde that Kyle said ninjas were gay,But Clyde thought I was Kyle,
所以当他说 是我说忍者是基佬的时候 So then he was saying that I said ninjas were gay.
他们都以为是Kyle说的 Meaning I as in Kyle.
谁他妈的在乎啊 你这个肥猪 Nobody ever gave a shit,you fat turd.
大家都同意把Cartman踢出 忍者俱乐部吧? All those in favor of Cartman being kicked out of our ninjas club?
是的! Hai!
不! 你们不能把我踢出去! No!You can't kick me out!
我只能做忍者 他们讨厌犹太人 I have to be a ninja.They hate Jews.
我就是为做忍者而生的! 求你们了! I was made for this,you guys!Please!
我们怎么办? What should we do with him?
- 别动! - 妈蛋! - Freeze! - Oh,shit!
拜托! 我不想对你们开枪! Please!I don't want to shoot you!
那最好 别开枪 Cool.Don't.
我理解你们对这个小镇很失望 I understand you're feeling angry at this town.
我也很失望! I'm getting pretty angry,too!
但是我们不能放弃它 But we can't give up on it.
拜托了 孩子们 我不想武力解决 Please,boys...Don't make this end violently.
他们就是一群傻忍者! They're just stupid ninjas!
你当时想什么呢? What were you thinking?
孩子们只是假扮忍者 你却向他们开枪? Boys innocently playing ninja,and you pull your gun on them?
David Rodriguez能活下来是运气好 David Rodriguez was lucky to live.
所有人都告诉我 他们是恐怖分子! Everybody told me they were terrorists!
我们只是以为! We thought they were!
但事实证明他们不是 作为警察 你就应该发现啊! But if it turns out they aren't,as a policeman,You have to figure that out!
但是... But...
是你们说让我杀了这些孩子! You said you needed me to kill some kids!
哈 他现在把责任推给我们了 Oh,he's gonna lay this on us now.
我是说 "杀一些孩子" 但我说的是一个问句 I said "kill some kids," But I said it as a question,remember?
我说的是 "要杀孩子吗?" I said,"Kill some kids?"
抱歉 我们这次不能帮你摆平了 I'm sorry,but we just can't cover your ass on this one.
我们会做一个调查... There's going to be an investigation and...
你已经不具备做当代警察的素质了 You just don't have what it takes To be a policeman in today's times.
你知道"农场直达餐桌"是什么意思吗? Do you even know what "farm to table" means?
走了 走了 你们不能待在这儿 Let's go,people.You can't stay here.
你们要再找地方 You are being relocated.
嘿 你不能把我们赶走 Hey,you can't kick us out of here,man.
是吗? 我可是警察 Oh,no?I'm a cop.
谢谢你们 警官 Thank you,officers.
- 我们说好了 对吗? - 嗯 - We've got a deal,right? - Yes.
好的 你 快点 All right,you.Come on.
拜托! 别把我送回SodoSoPa! ISIS在那呢! Please!You can't take me back to SodoSoPa!ISIS is there!
那些只是忍者而已 No,those were just ninjas.
忍者? 太特么基了 Ninjas?Oh,that's so gay.
我说过的吧 我是怎么跟你们说的? I told you guys.What did I tell you?
我说忍者太基了 但是你们根本不听 根本不 I said ninjas are fucking gay,But you didn't want to listen.Nooo.
- Barbrady警官? - 嗯? - Officer Barbrady? - Yes?
我们一直观察你 We've been watching you.
我们看到的 是一个真正想保护小镇的人 And what we see Is a man who truly wants to protect his town.
真的吗? You do?
你在这个小镇的时间 比任何人都长 You've been in this town longer than almost anyone.
你注意到...最近的变化了吗? Have you noticed...changes lately?
是的 很多变化 Yeah,a lot of changes.
这并不是偶然的 警官 They aren't a coincidence,officer.
这些都是摧毁小镇计划的一部分 They are all part of a plan To take down your beloved town and everyone in it.
什么? What?
你知道一个叫做... What do you know about a little girl named...
Leslie的女孩吗? Leslie?
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