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* 欢迎来到南方公园 享受好时光 * I'm goin' down to South Park,gonna have myself a time
* 到处都是友好的脸 * Friendly faces everywhere
* 淳朴的居民乐天知命 * Humble folks without temptation
* 来到南方公园 可不要大惊小怪 * Goin' down to South Park,gonna leave my woes behind
* 大车小车随便停 * Ample parking day or night
* 人人喊着邻居你好! * People spouting,"Howdy,neighbor!"
* 到了南方公园 看你感觉多自然 * Heading on up to South Park,gonna see if I can't unwind
* (你要听得清我说话 算你最厉害!) * Mrph rmhmhm rm!Mrph rmhmhm rm!
* 快来南方公园 让你笑口常开 * Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine
南方公园 第十九季 第八集 BD：Tearemix
南方公园小学
谁干的?! Who was it?!
必须有人付出代价! Somebody's about to get their asses kicked!
等我查清是谁干的... When I find out who did this...
治正校长暴走了 快逃命! PC Principal is on the warpath!Run for your lives!
- 又来? - 天啊 又怎么了? - Again? - Oh,Jesus.Now what?
谁干的?! Who was it,huh?!
最好现在就有人承认! Somebody better fess up right now!
我会查清是谁干的! I'm gonna find out who did this!
Broflovski! 是你吗? Broflovski!Was it you?
什么事 校长? Was what me,sir?
我刚看到一份校报 I just saw a copy of the school newspaper
里面有学生用"智障"一词 形容我校的午餐政策 in which a student used the word "retarded" to refer to our cafeteria lunch policy.
智障这词不该出现在我校! The word retarded does not belong in our school!
是谁负责编辑校报的?! Who is in charge of the school paper?!
我他妈要打断他的腿! 'Cause I'm about to break their fucking legs!
他就是校报责编 Uh,he's in charge of the school paper.
你还要打断他的腿吗 治正校长? You gonna break his legs,PC Principal?
好的 我我猜我们还没正式认识过 All right,uh,I-I guess we haven't formally met before.
我跟你谈话的原因 Jason 是因为一个很重要的... Uh,the reason I need to talk with you,Jason,is because of a very important...
是Jimmy 我叫Jimmy 治正校长 It's Jimmy,actually.My name is Jimmy,PC Principal.
好的 Jim 谢谢 All right,Jim,thank you.
我今天是想跟你聊聊 校报中出现智障一词的事情 I want to talk to you today about the use of the "R" word in your school paper.
智障这词 很不好 You see,the "R" word is very bad.
- 谁说不好了? - 我说的 行了吧? - Says who? - Says me,all right?
我了解一些残障人士的基本权益 And I know a thing or two about the rights of people with disabilities.
当你使用"智障"这词 来形容学校午餐政策时 When you use the "R" word to describe the school's lunch policy,
可能会伤害到一些人 it can hurt people's hearts.
你明白这一点吗? Can you understand that at all?
那是一篇由一年级学生撰写的时评 That was an Op-Ed piece in the paper written by a first grader
其作者发现我校午餐政策非常可笑 who found the school lunch policy to be ridiculous,
而他认为"智障"是最恰当的形容词 and he thought "r-retarded" to be the best word to describe it.
作为校报的责编 As the editor of the paper,
我认为审核学生用词是不对的 I didn't think it was right to censor the words the student used.
好吧 那从现在开始 Okay,well,from now on,
校报需要我审核通过才能出版 好吗? I'm gonna need to approve the school paper before you hand it out,okay?
- 不好 - 你说什么? - No. - What'd you say?
你是新来的 你不明白 You're new here,so you don't understand
我对这份校报责编的工作有多认真 how seriously I take my job as editor of the school paper.
我不刊登广告 我也不会允许任何... I don't allow ads,and I don't allow anything that
可能掩盖人们真正想法的事 might t-t-taint the truth behind what people are thinking.
我不希望人们顾虑用词 以至于他们无法沟通 I don't want people to be afraid of words if it stops them from having a dialogue.
听着 我不想生气 Look,I don't want to get angry,okay?
为什么? 你在残疾人附近会不自在吗? Why?Are you uncomfortable around people with disabilities?
没事的 很多人都这样 That's okay.Lots of people are.
我没有! 我没有不自在 No,I'm not!I am very not uncomfortable.
好了听着 All right,look...
除非有我的许可 校报不能在校园里发 Unless I can approve your paper,it is not being distributed on campus.
你明白了吗? You got that?
我不能在学校里发校报? I can't hand out the school paper in school?
除非得到了我的许可 Not unless it is approved by me.
- 你明白了吗? - 是的 我明白了 - Do you understand? - Yep.Got it.
别忘了看校报 现在送报到家! Don't forget to read the school paper,now delivered directly to your door!
超级校园新闻! Super School News!
那是啥 兄弟 What is that,bro?
超级校园新闻 治正校长的智障政策 作者Jimmy
去你妈的 治正校长! S-S-S-S-Suck my dick,PC Principal!
这孩子以为他是谁 敢挑战我? Who does this kid think he is,challenging me?
我就威胁了他一小下 好吗? I said one microaggression to him,okay?
就那么一小下 One little microaggression,
但那并不意味着 我对残疾人有潜在偏见! but that doesn't mean I have an unconscious bias towards people with disabilities!
没道理 兄弟 没道理! No way,bro.That's whack!
但是为什么一个残疾人看不到 But why would a person with a disability not see that
我所做的事实际上是为了保护他们? what I'm trying to do is actually protect them?
有时候 受害者会极端边缘化 Sometimes victims of oppression are so marginalized
以至于他们开始同情施害者 that they begin to sympathize with their oppressors.
- 没错 - 说得对 - Yeah,bro. - You're right.
这孩子得明白 他管得太宽了 This kid just needs to be shown he's being an Uncle Able.
我也希望治正会的兄弟们挺我 I can also count on my PC frat brothers to have my back.
- 一起治正! - 治正! - Let's go,PC! - PC!
太棒了 Wow,this is so great.
Linda 你看过小学校报吗? Have you ever read the elementary-school newspaper,Linda?
无广告 无软文 没有需要点击的链接 There's no ads,no sponsored content,no links to click on,
只有正在发生的新闻 just news stories about what's happening.
你知道吗 城屎小镇的警察 殴打流浪汉以驱逐他们? Did you know that the police in ShiTpaTown beat up homeless to clear them out?
你知道我有多长时间 没这样坐下来看新闻了吗? Do you know how long its been since I was able to just sit back and read the news?
我已经习惯在网上看新闻了 I got so used to getting news off the Internet,
但我总觉得是我在追逐新闻 but I feel like I'm always trying to chase the news,somehow.
就像我在一片黑暗里 试着读取新闻 It's like I'm in a black void trying to reach the news story.
然而突然间我却在看GEICO的广告 (美国保险公司) But then the next thing I know,I'm reading and ad for GEICO,
接着我关掉它 想继续看新闻 so I click out of that and try to read the news story,
但那并不是新闻 而是一组图片 but it's not a news story,it's a slide show,
然后我就在看各种明星整容悲剧 and I'm looking at the worst celebrity plastic-surgery jobs ever.
当然 我就想继续看能悲剧成啥样 So,of course,I want to see the next slide of plastic surgery gone wrong,
所以我按了箭头 so I hit the arrow.
但点了并没跳到下一张图 But then the arrow wasn't the arrow for the next slide,
而是跳到面霜广告 it was to take me for an ad for face cream.
我本想看新闻 却在看面霜 I wanted to get a news story,but I'm reading about face cream,
我想关掉它 但是这些广告一直跟着我 and I try to click out of it,but the ad is following me.
一直跟着我 满屏都是 不! It's...It's following me all over the screen!No!
所以我按了关闭按钮 So,I click on the "close" button,
但那并不是关闭按钮 又是一组图片 but it wasn't a "close" button,it was another slide show.
我只想看看中东局势 And I just want to know what's happening in the Middle East,
然而我却一直在看最恐怖的十个电影 but instead,I'm looking at the top 10 scariest movies of all time.
那个箭头不指向下一页 而是又跳转到了广告! And that's not the arrow for the next slide,it's for another ad!
但这个...这个只有新闻 But this...This is just news.
我也不会在破广告里迷路了 And I don't get lost in all the bullshit.
Linda Linda! Linda.Linda!
好的 Jim 我知道你试图 All right,Jim,I know you've been trying to get your head
弄清我们昨天讨论过的社会问题 around some of the social issues we discussed yesterday.
我知道你有些困惑 对自己不太有信心 I'm sure you're feeling confused and a little unsure of yourself.
我不困惑 治正校长 I'm not confused at all,actually,PC Principal.
好吧 不 你很困惑 Okay,well,no,you are confused...
我很确定困惑的人是你 不过继续 I'm pretty sure you're the one that's confused,but go ahead.
因为你没有了解到这件事的严重性 'Cause you don't grasp the severity of this.
所以我请来另一位残疾人 来说说他的感受 And that's why I've brought in another young person with disabilities to share his feelings.
谢谢你能来 Nathan Thanks for coming in to talk to us,Nathan.
我喜欢苹果和香蕉 I like apples and bananas.
我也是 Me,too,bro.Me,too.
Nathan 你能告诉Jimmy当你听见 其他人说智障这词的时候 你的感觉 Nathan,could you tell Jimmy how you feel when people use the word "retarded?"
我很难过 因为我很难过 It hurts my feelings because I feel bad.
你认真的吗? Are you serious right now?
你很难过 对吗 You feel bad.Right.
你认为不该说这个词是吗? You feel like that's a no-no word,right?
这个词让我的心脏失禁 That word makes my heart piss its pants.
好的 那挺严重的 Okay,wow.That's pretty heavy.
是挺严重的吧 Jim? Pretty heavy,huh,Jim?
你是想问他他是什么意思 Do you want to ask him what he means by that,
还是你只是在糊弄 因为你面对残疾人感到不自在? or are you just pandering because you're uncomfortable around disabled people?
我没有不自在 I am not uncomfortable!
我只是觉得一个难听 过时的词语 I simply care about a horrible,outdated word that is exclusive,
用来排外 忽视个体 把智力残缺等同于... ignores individuality,and equates intellectual disability with being...
而且还 还 提示! And it...and it...Spot!
我需要提示! 提示我! 来个人提示我 I need a spotter!Spot me!Somebody spot me,bro!
而且充斥于贬低人的话语中 导致孤立和孤独 And it's...it's part of a derogatory hate speech which fosters isolation and loneliness,
所以阻止"智障"这词的使用 不仅正确 还极其重要 and being part of a voice to stop the "R" word is not only right,but extremely important!
我怕熊 I'm afraid of bears.
Nathan 等一下 Hey,Nathan.Hold up.
你刚才在做什么? What were you doing in there?
你什么意思 Jimmy? 你生气了? What do you mean,Jimmy?Are you mad?
得了吧 Nathan Come on,Nathan.
我们都知道 你每天都会说四百遍智障 You and I both know you use the word retarded 400 times a day.
Jimmy 你是如此正直 Oh,Jimmy.So righteous,aren't you?
完全不知道现在的状况 So blind to everything that's going on.
你在说什么? What are you talking about?
你真的认为 镇上所有的改变都是巧合吗? You really think all the changes happening to this town are just coincidence?
这事严重到你根本无法想象 Jim This goes so much deeper than you can possibly imagine,Jim.
大家就快发现真相了 然后 战争即将到来 Everyone's about to learn the truth,and then...there's a war coming.
战争就要开始了 Jim A war,Jim.
我只是想确保自己站对队伍 And I'm just gonna make sure I'm on the right side of it.
好了 孩子们 快回来上课 Come on,boys.Let's get back to class.
我喜欢闻树树! I like to smell trees!
一份小学新闻报正掀起轩然大波 An elementary school newspaper is making big waves
越来越多的人开始拒绝网络新闻 as more and more people say no to news on the Internet.
我读超级校园新闻报 因为它不扯淡 I read Super School News 'cause it don't try and fool me,
而且没有商业软文 and its news reports aren't paid for by ad companies.
我们觉得这才是真正的新闻 We just feel like this is actual news,
我们是在读一个故事 而不是瞎点连接 and instead of clicking on links,we're reading stories.
我要避开广告 I had to get away from the ads.
我感觉广告在以某种方式进化着 I felt that the ads were...evolving,somehow.
他们开始了解我喜欢什么 害怕什么 They started knowing what I liked,what I was afraid of.
我试过拦截广告 但似乎每次我一拦截 I tried ad blockers,but it seemed like every time I tried to block the ads,
他们就变得更聪明 they just got smarter.
我以后就只看超级校园新闻报 I'm never going back from Super School News.
该报纸的年轻编辑声称 The young editor of the paper claims that
由于现在大多数人在网上看新闻报道 since most people now watch news reports on the Internet,
他们很容易被广告分心 甚至愚弄 they're easily distracted or even fooled by ads,
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广告也有了越来越聪明... which are finding more and more clever ways...
- 哇哦 明星素颜照 - 的隐藏方式... - Ooh,brutal celebrity mug shots. - To disguise them...
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骗到我了 广告骗到我了 Sharon Oh,it got me.Ad got me,Sharon.
我们现在回到 2015年总统竞选辩论的现场 We now return live to the 2015 Presidential Debates.
下一个问题是想问您 克林顿女士 Our next question is for you,Mrs.Clinton.
很多选民认为 Many voters believe that
安全起见 我们不应该允许 叙利亚难民进入我们的国家 Syrian refugees should not be allowed into our country for security reasons.
您怎么看? What do you think?
保障国家安全已经越来越困难 Keeping our country safe has become more and more difficult,
但我坚信有这么几件事... but I believe there are several things...
不!你给我闭嘴! No!You shut the hell up!
你这个臀下垂还长了七层下巴的女人 You've got a dumpy butt and seven chins.
叙利亚难民都是恐怖分子! Syrian refugees are all terrorists!
我知道我们政府应该 更加严肃地看待... I know that our government needs to take a harder look at all...
是啊 光看看你就已经挺艰辛了 Yeah,well,it's pretty hard to look at you.
这点我们倒是意见统一 We can all agree on that.
她看着像有驴在她脸上拉了屎 She looks like a donkey took a shit on her face.
对 说得好 Caitlyn. Yeah,good one,Caitlyn.
听着 我认为处理叙利亚难民 只有一种方式 See,what I know is that there's only one way to deal with Syrian refugees,
- 那就是... - 干死他们! - and that is... - Fuck them all to death!
谢谢! Thank you!
你叫她披萨脸的时候太搞笑了 That was hilarious when you called her a pizza face.
简直就是棒约翰的痘痘狂欢 It's like a Papa John's pimple party.
太经典了 Caitlyn Oh,that was classic,Caitlyn.
你简直是最棒的竞选伙伴 You're the best running mate ever.
你好啊 Garrison先生 Hello,Mr.Garrison.
我的天 Oh,my God.
Victoria校长? Principal Victoria?
民调结果很不错 恭喜啊 Congratulations on the polls.
我们需要谈谈 We need to talk.
庆祝多元化! Celebrate diversity!
嗨起来 治正! Let's go,PC!
好了 各位 听我说两句 All right,everyone.Listen up.
今夜对我们治正来说 是个特别的夜晚 Tonight's a very special night for the PCs.
我们很荣幸能为残疾人 举办这次盛会 We're honored to be throwing this event for people with disabilities.
我个人来讲十分痛恨 这些很棒的孩子被当今社会边缘化 I,for one,am sick of how these amazing kids are marginalized in today's society,
但今夜的主题就是理解和治愈 but tonight is about learning and healing.
开始吧! 治正! So,let's get to it!PC!
治正! PC!
嗨 我是Brad 我来自亚利桑那州的治正会 Hey,guys.I'm Brad.I'm PC Arizona State.
你好Brad 你在哪... Nice to meet you,Brad.Where do you...
失陪一下 Uh,excuse me a second.
你们好 女士们 欢迎你们 Hello,ladies.Thanks for coming to our event.
- 嗨! - 嗨! - Hi! - Hi!
我们受够了对残疾人受到的不公对待 We're just tired of the way people with disabilities get treated.
你们要来点酒吗? Can I get you some alcohol?
是啊 当我听到 Yeah,you know,it just bugs me
有人管残疾人叫残障的时候 我很不爽 when people refer to persons with disabilities as handicapped.
我听到那个词的时候 真想照着他们的脸来一拳 When I hear that word,I want to fucking punch them in the fucking face.
你好酷啊 That's so cool of you.
是的 通过问残疾人哪里残疾 来边缘化他们 Yeah,to be marginalizing persons with disabilities by asking them what their handicap is
就像问有色人种上没上大学一样 是一种轻度歧视 is a microaggression no better than asking a person of color if they went to college.
你太有觉悟了 You're really progressive.
生来如此啊 No other way to be.
听着 我觉得你又漂亮又风趣 So,uh,listen,I think you're really pretty and interesting,
我有点想把你带上楼 狠狠干一场 and I'd kind of like to take you upstairs and totally crush your pussy.
你能接受吗? Would that be acceptable to you?
我猜我可以 Well,I-I guess it would.
对不起 我需要你的肯定答复 No,I'm sorry.I need affirmative consent.
我需要你说 是的 我愿意 你现在把我带上楼 然后狠狠干我一场 I'll need you to say,"Yes,you may take me upstairs and crush my pussy at this time."
治正万岁 PC**
南方公园
McKenzie 你的同意表呢? McKenzie,you got consent forms?
噢 在这呢哥们 Oh,yeah.Right here,bro.
起床了 伙计们 Rise and shine,guys.
昨晚上垒的都要交同意表哦 If you scored last night,I need your consent forms.
谢谢 谢谢 谢谢 Thank you.Thank you.Thank you.
哦 Barker 你口交了吗? 那样要填另外一张表 哥们 Whoa,Barker,did you perform cunnilingus?There's a different release form,bro.
对 对不起 在这呢 Yeah,uh,s-sorry.It's right here.
- 好的 - 哥们! 兄弟! 兄弟! - Nice. - Bro!Oh,dude!Bro!
怎么了? What,bro?
哥们 我和一个妹子来了一发 Dude,I scored with this female,
她同意给我口交之后 and after consenting to putting her mouth on my penis,
- 她想让我送她回家 - 嗯哼? - she wanted me to walk her home. - Yeah?
然后到她家的时候 她让我见了她爸爸 她爸爸是个菲律宾人 And when I got to her house,she had me meet her father,who is Filipino.
我就问他能不能分享一下 So,I asked him if he could tell me about
- 作为菲裔美国人的文化和社交动态 - 很正常啊 - the cultural and social dynamics of being a Filipino American. - Naturally.
他就聊了一些 然后有份报纸丢在他门口 So,he said some stuff,and then a newspaper lands on his doorstep,
我就觉得她老爸订阅了校报 'cause I guess her dad subscribes to this school newspaper,
他捡起来 我看见标题写着这个! and he picked it up,and I saw the headline said this!
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这他妈什么鬼?! What the fuck is this,bro?!
兄弟 这小孩儿说我们包容的态度 Bro,that little kid wrote that our tolerant views
和争取社会公平都只是约炮的手段! and fight for social justice is just a way for us to crush puss!
可那不是真的! But that's not true!
我知道兄弟! 我们彻底变成受害者了! I know,bro!We're being totally victimized!
那个小兔崽子! That little fucking dude!
你好 Hello.
你是负责南方公园 超级校园新闻报的小男孩吧? You're the boy responsible for the South Park Super School News?
是的 That's right.
我们想给你2600万美金 We would like to give you $26 million.
这是合同和首付款 Contracts and the first check.
我们想跟你合作 We'd love to be in business with you.
这是什么意思? What is this for?
我是GEICO公司的代表 I represent an organization called GEICO.
我们是一家保险公司 It's an insurance company.
我们认为超级校园新闻报 可以让我们更好地贴近消费者 We think Super School News would be a great way for us to reach new customers.
对不起 Charlie 我不允许报纸里出现广告 Sorry,Charlie,but I don't allow ads in my newspaper.
我们都听说了 We've heard all about that,
所以我们觉得 你可以针对汽车保险进行一些报道 so we thought you could just do some...news stories about car insurance.
就陈述一些事实 因为事实上 每个换成GEICO保险的人都可以省钱 Just state the facts because the truth is everyone can save by switching to GEICO.
这叫软文 That's called "sponsored content."
我分得清新闻和广告的差别 I know the difference between the news and ads.
你以为我傻啊? You think I'm stupid?
大家都这么办 Jim Everyone's doing it,Jim.
只剩你还在苦苦坚守了 You're sort of the last holdout.
只要写点报道 让人们考虑一下自己的保险范围 $26 million just to write some news stories
就能赚2600万 何乐不为啊? that get people thinking about their insurance coverage?
塞你自己屁眼里吧 S-S-S-Stick it up your ass.
他们说你态度可能很强硬 Well,they said you'd be tough.
你觉得你真的可以阻挡 广告的潮流吗? Do you really think you can stop ads?
是的 Yes.
你可以试试 但他们越来越智能 You can try to block ads,but they get smarter.
我们越是想要关掉他们 他们就会越聪明 The more we try to shut them out,the more clever they get.
战争就要来了 孩子 我要确保自己站对队伍 There's a war coming,kid,and I'm gonna make sure I'm on the right side of it.
Barbrady警官? Officer Barbrady?
要活命就跟我走! Come with me if you want to live!
快啊! 要活命就赶紧跟我走! 我是认真的! Come on!Come with me if you want to live!I'm serious!
你难道不想跟我解释一下 什么叫约炮? Do you want to explain to me what pussy crushing is?
什么? What?
你晚上去参加的那种小聚会 说是探讨社会公正 Your little meetings you go to at night to discuss social justice...
其实就是去约妹子的吧?! It's just a way to pick up on young women?!
Sharon 我们治正会里 大部分是大学毕业生好吗? Sharon,most of the guys in my PC club are right out of college,all right?
你知道他们什么样 谁写的这个? You know how college kids are.Who wrote this?
我不想你再去那种地方了 I don't want you going over there anymore.
我没有乱搞 Sharon 我很快乐 I don't cheat on you,Sharon.I'm happy.
看看我们镇上的变化吧 Look at what's happened to our town.
我们有了城屎小镇 精致的餐馆和工艺品店 We have ShiTpaTown,boutique restaurants,and artisan shops.
我们还有了全食超市 这些都是因为我! We have a fucking Whole Foods,and that was all me!
各种各样的人都搬到这里 Diverse people are moving here.
每个人都很清楚 他们应该怎么说话 Everyone's being aware of how they talk.
这就是天堂啊 Sharon! This is paradise,Sharon!
是吗? Is it?
我只知道你变了 All I know is that you've changed.
自从你参加了这个治正会 Ever since you joined this PC thing,
你就只知道欺负别人 等着他们说出什么不恰当的话 you just bully people and wait for people to say anything improper
不管他们用什么样的词 你都能掐着他们的喉咙 so that you can jump down their throats for whatever words he or she used.
"他"和"她"是有性别歧视的词 Sharon "He or she" is an agenderphobic microaggression,Sharon.
你有偏见 You are a bigot.
南方公园超级校报
普通人根本分辨不出什么是新闻 什么是广告 The average human can no longer tell the difference between the news and an ad.
也许你智力超群 居然能分辨出来 You seem to have some mental ability that allows you to know the difference.
这跟我说校长爱约炮有关系吗? Does this have to do with me calling the school principal a pussy crusher?
治正会的人只是被控制了 The PC people are simply being manipulated,
他们不知不觉就为我们的敌人做了事 unwittingly setting the table for the new enemy of humanity.
你是说ISIS和忍者? You mean ISIS or ninjas?
比他们更可怕 Something much worse.
你有没有觉得广告好像...很聪明? Have you ever felt like an ad had...intelligence?
有时候它比你更清楚 你想要什么东西? That it somehow knew what you wanted even before you knew you wanted it?
如果我告诉你广告比我们更聪明 What if I were to tell you that ads have become smarter than us
而且他们正操控着我们做的每一件事 你怎么想? and now they're manipulating everything we do?
我只能说 这太扯了 I'd say that sounds pretty retarded.
这是我们的错 It was our own fault.
人类已经厌倦了广告 Mankind became tired of ads,
所以我们想创造没有广告的环境 so we kept inventing ways to make things ad-free.
我们甚至创造了广告拦截器 We even created ad blockers.
就是那时候广告开始变样了 That's when the ads had to adapt.
它们为了继续生存 就把自己伪装成新闻 They had to disguise themselves as news in order to survive.
那些软文? Sponsored content?
如果你真的能分辨广告和新闻 If you really can tell the difference,
你可能就是拯救人类的关键 Jimmy then you could be the key to saving our species,Jimmy.
我们要对你进行一项测试 We'd like to run a test on you.
商业软文 Sponsored content.
测试17-B Test 17-B.
准备 开始 Ready.Begin.
医生在公寓中发现尸体
新闻 That's the news.
牙齿问题日益严重
广告 That's an ad.
导弹试射照亮天空
新闻 That's the news.
佛蒙特州遭遇大雪
广告 That's an ad.
新闻 广告 广告 That's the news.That's an ad.That's an ad.
新...哦 是猫粮的广告 我错了 That's the ne...Oh,wait.That's an ad for cat food.My bad.
难以置信 他打破纪录了 Jesus Christ.He's off the charts.
加快速度 Increase the intensity.
新闻 广告 That's the news.That's an ad.
新闻 广告 广告...新闻... 广告...幻灯片 广告 News.Ad.Ad.Ad.Ad.Ad.News.News.Ad.Ad.Slide show.Ad.
非常棒的分数 That's a perfect score.
你是一个非常特别的孩子 Jimmy You are a very special child,Jimmy.
我更喜欢你叫我残障 I prefer "handicapped," actually.
还有一个孩子也非常特别 We have another child here who is special,too.
你认识Leslie吗? Do you know Leslie?
安全区域 不得越过
好的 不错 All right.That's good.
大家都进来 这里面是安全区域 Everyone get inside.Everything past here is safe space.
没有记者 没有骚扰 No reporters,no harassment.
我们得把这件烂事弄明白 We're gonna figure this shit out.
我只知道我不为少数种族说话 所以我可以泡妹子 All I know is that I don't speak up for minorities so that I can crush pussy.
我也是 哥们 Me,neither,dude.
我希望社会公正 但是我却被耍了 I want social justice,and now I'm being made fun of.
他们觉得我们超级能忍 因此变本加厉 Yeah,bro.They're taking our incredibly tolerant views and distorting them.
治正会员被攻击了 事情就是这样 PC people are under attack.That's what this is.
对 Hey,yeah.
兄弟们 我们现在是受害者 Bro,we're the victims now.
我们好像被边缘化了 Like,we're being marginalized.
但是那也挺酷的 Like,that makes us pretty cool.
对啊 我们现在应该能泡到更多妹子 Yeah,I'll bet now we can get a lot more puss.
不 Topher! 这不是妹子的事 好吗? No,Topher!It's not about puss,all right?
你他妈有毛病啊? What the fuck is wrong with you?
我们被一份偏执的报纸 说成是只知道泡妹子的色魔 We're being labeled as meat heads who just want to crush puss by an intolerant newspaper.
去他的报纸 兄弟们 Yeah fuck that dude,bro.
他们现在瞧不起我们 甚至嘲笑我们 Yeah,and,like,if you're gonna belittle and make fun of PC people like that,
那他们也会同样对待 其他被边缘化的群体 then who's to say he won't do it to other marginalized groups like us?
我是说 这个孩子 可能成为下一个希特勒 I mean,this kid could be the next Hitler.
如果你们能阻止希特勒 你们打算怎么办? And if you guys could stop Hitler,what would you do?
我会把他分尸 然后回家干几个妹子 I'd rip that dude apart and then go home and totally smash some puss,bro.
- 耶! 耶! - 说得对! - Yeah!Hell,yeah! - Hell,yeah,dude!
不! No!
你看起来很眼熟 我们一个学校吗? You look familiar.Don't you go to my school?
是的 我是Jimmy 超级校报的主编 Yes.Uh,I'm Jimmy,Editor in Chief of Super School News.
- 我叫Leslie - 终于能跟你说上话了 - I'm Leslie. - Nice to finally talk to you.
他们是不是也把你带来 做了一堆测试? Did they bring you in and give you a bunch of tests,too?
是的 你知道他们是什么人吗? Yes,the did.Do you know who they are?
我觉得他们是以前做新闻的人... I think they're ex-newsmen...
那个穿西装的人 以前是新闻业的老大 You know,the men in suits who used to be in charge of the news.
我就知道我认识他 I thought I recognized them.
他们说我很特别 你也是吗? They told me I was special.Are you special,too?
我更喜欢被说是残障 I prefer handicapped.
我喜欢你这么说 I like that.
Victoria校长 如果你说的都是真的 Principal Victoria,if everything you've said is true,
那为什么其他人都不知道? then why doesn't anyone know about it?
有人知道 但是他们必须隐藏起来 There are people who know,but they have to stay very hidden.
我现在一时还接受不了 I'm just having a hard time swallowing all this.
我和她之间倒是啥花样都接受得了 And between me and this one over here,we can swallow just about anything.
哼 你真是个混蛋 God,you're such an asshole.
Garrison先生 我并没有被开除 我只是被替代了 Mr.Garrison,I wasn't fired.I was replaced.
这些事太隐秘了 一般人都不知道 This goes much higher than anyone knows.
我来到这里是因为 我真的想帮你们 I came to this town really thinking I could make a difference.
别人说我对残疾人有偏见 I've been called a bigot towards persons with disabilities.
还说我们是约炮男 I've been called a...pussy crusher
就因为治正队里的几个弟兄 做了那些事 because of the behavior of a very few individuals in my PC frat.
Jimmy Valmer已经不负责校报了 Jimmy Valmer is off the school newspaper.
我希望你能接管 I want you to take over.
天哪! Oh,boy!
我会审阅你的报纸 And I will be reviewing your paper
确保没有攻击像我一样的人 to make sure nobody is ever attacked the way I was again.
我觉得这正是美好友谊的开始 I think this will be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Jimmy差点让我失去自信 但是我知道我是谁 Jimmy almost made me lose confidence,but I know who I am.
我知道我是什么样的人 I know what I am.
哥们! Dude!Bro!
哥们 Oh,bro.
我在网上看到了一个 移民被歧视的新闻 I went online to read a news story about immigrants being discriminated against.
说什么了 Yeah.
然后我点开了标题 结果却是个奶油的广告 Well,and so I clicked on the headline,but it turned out to be an ad for Reddi-wip,
所以我点了"关闭" so then I clicked on the "X" button to make it go away,
但是却打开了另一个广告 but then it was a link to another ad,
我想取消的时候 又弹出了这个窗口 and when I tried to cancel that,another window came up,and it was this.
这他妈的又是啥? Dude,what the fuck bro?
- 这到底什么意思?! - 妈的 怎么回事啊?! - What does this mean,dude?! - Bro,what the fuck,bro?!
你喜欢我们学校吗 Jimmy? Do you like our school,Jimmy?
是的 Leslie 我非常爱我们的学校 Uh,yes,Leslie.I like our school very much.
我也是 I like our school,too.
我喜欢学校里的孩子们 I like the kids who go there.
我想知道你的一些事 Leslie I'm starting to wonder something about you,Leslie.
我也是 I'm starting to wonder about you.
你看起来人还不错 但是你不觉得你可以更开心吗? I mean,you seem like a nice kid,but don't you feel like you could be happier?
- 妈蛋 - 什么? - Holy shit. - What?
- 我能失陪一下吗? - 好吧 - Can you excuse me for a moment? - Okay.
Jimmy?你在想什么呢? Well,Jimmy?What do you think?
她知道她是一个广告吗? Does she know she's an ad?
他看出来了 He can spot them.
她知不知道她是一个广告?! Does she kn-know she's an ad?!
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很多人来这里伸出援手
这到底是怎么回事? What the hell is going on,bro?
- 哥们? - 这到底是怎么回事啊?! - Bro? - Bro,what the hell is going on,bro?!
如果你要回去 记住... If we're going back,remember...
我们不知道可以相信谁 We don't know who we can trust.
如果他们要搞垮我的小镇 我一定把他们干死 If they want to mess with my town,I'll fuck every last one of them.
开始吧! Let's do this!
系好安全带 傻小子! Buckle up,buckaroos!
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