《南方公园》第19季 第9集 "真相与广告之秘"
I'm going down to south park gonna have myself a time
Friendly faces everywhere humble folks without temptation
Going down to south park gonna leave my woes behind
Ample parking day or night people shouting howdy neighbor
Heading on out to south park gonna see if I can't unwind
I like girls with big vaginas I like girls with big fat titties
Come on down to south park and meet some friends of mine.
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好的 孩子们 All right, guys.
翻译 Foxer 原子蛋 Tina
现在让咱们复习一下不定式 Now let's go back and talk about infinitives.
记住 不定式是连着"to"的动词 Remember, those are verbs combined with the word "to."
翻译 吃货丁小七 嘤嘤
我的老天啊 Oh, my fucking god.
通常一个不定式能起到名词的作用 Now, usually, an infinitive acts like a noun,
校对 慕容龙飞 吃货丁小七
比如 我想要出去吃东西 as in "I want to go out to eat",
或者 我希望今天选中的是我 or "I hope to be chosen today".
时间轴 dreamdragon 晒晒子
干什么 What?!
-我太无聊了 -通常"to"和动词 - I'm so bored, dude. - Now, usually, it isn't common
是不分开来的 但有时候也可以 to split "to" and the verb, but sometimes you can.
后期 鱼骨头 总监 吃货丁小七
你够了 Knock it off!
有问题吗 孩子们 Is there a problem, guys?
去把我的笔捡起来 死肥猪 Go get my pen, fat ass!
我可不是你的奴隶 凯尔 I'm not your slave, Kyle.
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去把我的笔捡起来 Go get my pen!
同学们 请注意 Attention, students.
凯尔·布洛夫斯基请到校长办公室来一下 Kyle Broflovski, report to the principal's office, please.
政正校长想要见你 凯尔 P.C. Principal wants to see you, Kyle!
凯尔·布洛夫斯基来校长办公室 好么 Kyle Broflovski to the principal's office. M'kay?
我靠 God damn it.
祝你开心 伙计 Have fun, dude.
凯尔 感谢你过来 Oh, Kyle, uh, thank you for coming.
政正校长呢 Where's P.C. Principal?
我觉得他最终还是失去理智了 凯尔 I think he's finally lost it, Kyle.
他和他的政正兄弟们正在绝食示威 He and his PC buddies are on a hunger strike.
他们呼吁大家辞职罢工 They're calling for people's resignations!
凯尔 政正校长对吉米和莱斯莉有意见 Kyle, P.C. Principal had problems with Jimmy and with Leslie,
而现在他们都消失了 好么 and now they're missing. M'kay?
没人知道他们在哪里 Nobody knows where they are.
情况就是这样 That's what happens.
你得罪了政正 你就得消失 You go against PC, and you just end up missing.
好么 M'kay.
你在说些什么 What are you talking about?
政正校长对他们有意见 好么 P.C. Principal had issues with them, m'kay?
而他对你也有意见 凯尔 And he had issues with you, Kyle.
不管到底是什么情况 都太可怕了 Whatever's going on... It's pretty damn scary.
多年来 人类都在极力摆脱广告的世界 For years, mankind has tried to rid the world of ads.
对我们的先辈而言 广告无可避免 For our ancestors, ads couldn't be avoided.
但是大家都知道什么是广告 什么不是 But everyone knew what was an ad and what wasn't.
许多年以后 人类发明了有线电视 After many years, mankind invented cable,
一种通过付费取消电视广告的方式 a way to pay for television so there would be no ads.
但是 广告还是找到了方法 But somehow, the ads still found a way.
所以人类又发明了电视录制 And so mankind invented tivo,
这样就能跳过广告 a way to skip past commercials.
终于 广告的末日似乎到了 Finally, it appeared to be the end of ads.
全世界的人们都欣喜若狂 And everywhere, people rejoiced.
广告总算被挡住了 但这只是表象 The ads were stopped. Or so it seemed...
随着网络时代的降临 广告瞬间获得了 With the rise of the internet, suddenly the ads had
一种全新的进攻方式 an entirely new way to attack us --
弹窗 pop-ups.
最聪明的科学家聚在一起 The top scientific minds were brought together
想要一劳永逸地解决掉广告 to find a way to stop the ads once and for all.
他们发明了广告屏蔽软件 They invented the ad blocker.
瞬间手机和电脑上就没有广告了 Suddenly, there were no ads on phones, on computers.
全世界的人们都欣喜若狂 And everywhere, people rejoiced.
但是广告适应了 它们变得更聪明了 But the ads adapted. They became s-smarter.
牛肉被证实易致癌
男子因灭门谋杀被捕
它们把自己伪装成新闻 They disguised themselves as news.
战争导致稀有金属价格上升
全世界的人们在阅读新闻时 All around the world, people read news stories
政客昏迷十年后苏醒
都完全没有意识到他们在读广告 completely unaware they were reading ads.
经典饼干卖脱销
有机食物榨汁被证实有助于改善性生活
而现在 广告又进化了一步 And now, the ads have taken the next step in their evolution.
来自合作伙伴
它们化作人形 They have taken human form.
广告就在我们中间 Ads are among us.
它们可以是你的朋友 你的园丁 They could be your friend, your gardener.
广告想要消灭我们 The ads are trying to wipe us out.
问题是它要怎么做 The question is how?
南方公园弱爆了现在 So, um... South Park kind of sucks now.
你们想搬走吗 You guys want to bail?
什么 What?!
你在说些什么 What are you talking about?
以前这里环境好节奏也慢 It's just, you know, used to be nice and laid back here,
但是现在都很那啥 明白吗 but now it's all "ngh", You know?
大家都变得特别那啥 Like -- like now everybody's all, "Ngh-ngh",
我们还是搬走吧 你想搬走吗 斯坦 Let's bail. You want to bail, Stan?
不想 No, I don't.
怎么回事 兰迪 What's going on, Randy?
没事 我就是觉得没必要住这 Nothing! I just -- you know, we don't have to live here.
我们哪里都能住 We could live anywhere!
你上个月还大谈特谈 Last month, all you could talk about
这个镇子多棒 未来会多好 was how great this town had become.
怎么就变了 What changed your mind?
我们住不起 We can't afford it.
我们住不起 We can't afford it?
这里现在开了好多新饭馆和商店 All these fancy new restaurants and shops
大家都想住在这 and everyone wants to live here.
现在一碗城市炒牛肉就要十块钱 简直了 A bowl of city beef costs 10 bucks now, for christ's sake.
而且除了全食超市没别的地方能买东西了 And there's nowhere to shop but stupid Whole Foods.
不去那些地方不就行了 Well, we'll just have to stop going to those places.
我只得再次把房子抵押了 I had to take out a second mortgage on the house.
什么 You what?!
别无他法 莎朗 这不怪我 I had to Sharon! It isn't my fault!
怪那个人 你不明白吗 It's the man! Don't you see?
那个人让我们住不起我们自己的小镇 The man is pricing us out of our own town.
算我倒霉 It's just my luck.
我跟这位美女聊得还不错 I talk to a nice girl, seem to hit it off,
而她竟然只是一个广告而已 And she turns out to just be an ad.
的确如此 Well, that's what an ad does.
她就是为了引诱和操控他人而存在 She was designed to entice and manipulate.
这个素材可以给校报写一篇不错的报道 This is such a fantastic story for the school newspaper.
为何不公开让大伙儿都知道真相 Why don't we just run it so that everybody knows the truth?
吉米 我们与你同为新闻人 Jimmy, we're newsmen like you.
几十年来 我们一直用这柔和细腻的声音 For decades, we used our soft, buttery voices
告知人们世上发生的事情 to inform the people about what's happening.
结果却眼睁睁看着我们行业 Then we watched as our entire industry
被广告吞没 was taken over by the ads.
一些同事受人操控 Some of our colleagues were manipulated
纷纷做起了广告竞标 into doing the ads' bidding.
拿枪走进你家的正是其中一人 The man who came to your house with a gun was one of them.
这样的人还有很多 Our own Kevin Jarvis has more.
多谢汤姆 吉米 预谋杀害你的 Thanks, Tom. Jimmy, the man who tried to kill you
是柯林斯堡WXNR的布莱恩·柏杨特 was a Brian Bouyant of WXNR, Fort Collins.
他发现新闻再无钱财可赚之后 When he saw there was no money in news anymore,
便开始打起广告的主意 he sided with the ads even though he knew
虽然他很清楚这将导致人类毁灭 it meant the destruction of our species.
-我说完了 汤姆 -谢谢 凯文 - Back to you, Tom. - Thanks, Kevin.
吉米 要让公众知道真相 The only hope for the truth to get out there, Jimmy,
就得靠你看穿这些广告 is for you see through this ad's deception
发现其背后暗藏的阴谋 and to find out what they're planning.
你的《超级校闻》让他们大为惊恐 Your Super School News was a threat to them,
但如果这个小婊子仍然闭口不言 but unless you get this little bitch to talk,
我们就永远无法得知真相 we may never know why.
凯尔 Dude, Kyle!
你看看这个 Will you look at this?
校长送两名最喜爱的学生去迪士尼巡游 "Principal sends two favorite students on a Disney cruise.
本周吉米·瓦尔默和莱斯丽·梅耶斯 This week students Jimmy Valmer and Leslie Meyers
将享受完全免费的旅行 are being treated to an all-expenses-paid vacation
以奖励他们优秀的学业表现 什么玩意 for their outstanding school" -- what the hell is this?
没道理 It doesn't make any sense, dude.
政正校长想用校报掩盖什么真相 P.C. Principal is using the school paper to cover something up.
对 不过我不想搅和 Yeah, I...I don't want to get involved.
不想搅和 哥们 你怎么回事 You don't want to get involved? Dude, what's wrong with you?
我早明白了政正校长是搞不定的 I've already learned you can't win against PC principal.
你应该比别人更清楚 You should know, of all people,
毕竟他把你爸都弄进政正会了 since he's converted your dad.
这话什么意思 What's that supposed to mean?
伙伴们 知道吉米怎么了吗 Fellas, we found out what happened to Jimmy!
他因为学业优异要去度假旅行了 He got to go on a vacation for being an exemplary student.
绝对不是这样的 That is not what happened.
这里头肯定有问题 Something is very wrong here.
我们得一起去找政正校长对质 We all have to stand up to P.C. Principal together.
没错 负责校报的 Yeah, and wasn't Jimmy the one
不就是吉米吗 in charge of the school newspaper?
那这份报纸是谁编的 So who's putting this out?
我喜欢校报 I like the school paper.
我喜欢用手打字 I like to type with my hands.
谁跟你说校长把吉米 Who told you that the principal sent Jimmy
送去迪士尼巡游的 on a Disney cruise?
不记得了 Uh, don't remember.
你还引用了吉米的话 You have quotes in here from Jimmy.
你跟他谈过吗 Did you talk to him?
我喜欢校报 Uhhhhh... I like the school paper.
走 这事儿一定要弄清楚 Come on. We'll get to the bottom of this.
我表现不错吧 电脑 Did I do good, computer?
他们一定被软文给骗了 I think the sponsored content fooled them.
希望你高兴 I hope I made you happy.
你可以看到我吗 电脑 Can you see me, computer?
你知道我现在的想法吗 Do you know what I'm thinking right now?
谢谢你 电脑 Ahh, thanks, computer.
必须确保没人认出我们 We have to make sure nobody recognizes us.
也不能让人知道我们替谁做事 There's no telling who works for who.
凯特琳 这个假胡子借你用 Here, Caitlyn, I got you this fake mustache to put on.
我才不要胡子 看起来好蠢 I'm not putting on a mustache. I'll look silly.
这下你又有底线了 Oh, that -- that's where you draw the line,
-凯特琳 -别讨厌 - Huh, Caitlyn? - Don't be an asshole.
不 你说的对 简直一派胡言 No, you're right. That's nuts.
女人长胡子 A woman wearing a mustache --
太荒唐了 凯特 That's just ridiculous, huh, Cait--
行了 行了 我戴 All right, all right. I'll put it on.
不 不 拜托 凯特 No, no, please, Cait.
不要戴假胡子 太奇怪了 Don't put on a fake mustache. That's crazy.
你不希望人们觉得你是个怪胎吧 You don't want people thinking you're a weirdo.
我是说 天啊 I mean, geez.
你真是个混蛋 You're such an asshole.
这都是些什么 What the hell is this?
他们对我的小镇做了些什么 What have they done to my town?!
小点声 Keep your voice down!
我们什么时候有了个该死的全食超市 Since when do we have a flippin' Whole Foods?!
一切都变了 Everything's changed.
你好 能花几分钟关注一下同志权益吗 Hi, there. You got a minute for gay rights?
同志权益 天啊 不是已经赋予他们了吗 Gay rights?! Geez, you already got all those.
现在又想搞什么啊 What the hell do you want to do now?
好了 您总共消费126.39美元 All right. Your total is $126.39.
您愿意捐助一块钱 帮助饥饿的儿童 And would you like to give a dollar to help hungry children
拥有平板电脑来保护你的互联网安全空间吗 get Ipads to protect your internet safe space today?
我愿意 I will.
这该死的是怎么回事 What the Sam hell is going on?
怎么会有人认为我是站在校长那边的 Why would anyone think that I'm on the principal's side?
我讨厌校长 我觉得他是个混蛋 I hate the principal. I think he's a dick.
所以 你不知道任何关于校长的 So, you don't know anything about the principal
可能有价值的信息吗 that might be newsworthy?
对校报有价值的信息 Super School News-worthy?
我只知道他恨我 他叫我大嘴巴 Just that he hated me and called me a blabbermouth.
我不觉得我是大嘴巴 I don't think I'm a blabbermouth.
我只是喜欢跟人说话 I just like talking to people.
莱斯莉 你有什么计划 Leslie, what kind of plans do you have?
你有任何计划吗 Do you have any plans?
哪种计划 What kind of plans?
就是 你知道的 计划 Just, you know, plans.
比如 你想要达成什么 目标 Like, what are you hoping to... accomplish?
我不知道 你的计划是什么 I don't know. What are your plans?
我想投身新闻报道以及喜剧事业 Well, I want to pursue careers in both news reporting and comedy.
是吗 那还挺特别的 really? That's...different.
你自己也挺特别的 莱斯莉 Yeah, you're pretty different yourself, Leslie.
怎么特别 How so?
我开始觉得也许不是所有广告都那么坏 I'm starting to think that maybe all ads aren't so bad.
吉米 你是在用下半身思考 Jimmy, you're thinking with your dick.
-我不是在用下半身思考 -你就是 - I am not thinking with my dick. - Yes, you are.
-不 我只是觉得她是个 -抛开下半身 - No, I just think that she's a -- - put your dick away.
她是个情感丰富 风趣 热心的女孩 She's an emotional, interesting, caring girl.
吉姆 小吉姆 Jim. Jimmy.
那是你的下半身在说话 That's your dick talking.
相信我 我懂你的感受 Believe me. I know how you feel.
广告给我们承诺 Ads promise us things.
广告很完美 Ads are perfect.
但是你要搞清楚 所有广告都在撒谎 But make no mistake -- all ads lie.
所有广告都在骗人 And all ads deceive.
看这儿 莱斯莉的照片分享和推特 There -- Leslie's instagram and her twitter.
上一条更新是在10天以前 Last entry was 10 days ago.
吉米的呢 What about Jimmy's?
吉米从来不用这些 记得吗 Jimmy never used that stuff, remember?
他说他讨厌使用互联网 He said he hated using the internet.
怎么能讨厌互联网 那跟讨厌奶头一样奇怪 How do you hate the internet? That's like hating titties.
你现在在找什么 What are you doing now?
我在找有关政正校长的 I'm just looking for any news articles
新闻文章或其他什么 or anything about P.C. Principal.
政正校长是哪里人来着 Where did you say P.C. Principal was from?
我想是佛蒙特州 I think it was Vermont.
也许在佛蒙特州的新闻里能找到些什么 Maybe there's something from the news in Vermont
能为我们提供线索 That can give us a clue about --
该死的 这是什么 God damn it. What the hell is this?
那是关于佛蒙特州滑雪的广告 That's an ad for skiing in Vermont.
看起来很有趣 That looks fun!
伙计 伙计 看这个 Dude! Dude, look at this.
多样性在佛蒙特的兴起
政正文化是怎样将佛蒙特州 How PC culture is changing Vermont
从一个狭隘的州变成一个 from a state of intolerance to a --
吉登吉他 550美元
伙计 又来了 Dude, there it is again!
是那个该死的吉他 It's that goddamn guitar!
这条广告在跟踪我 This ad is following me!
-关掉它 -我在关 - Just click out of it. - I'm trying!
该死的 给我过来 God damn it. Get over here!
那个吉他挺好看的 That's a pretty sweet-looking guitar.
它很酷的 伙计 它能自己调音 It is pretty cool, dude. It tunes itself.
它是怎么做到的 How does it do that?
那家公司专门制造各种高科技乐器 It's this company that does all kinds of high-tech instruments.
看着 我给你展示一下 See, look, I'll show you.
那太好了 Oh, that's sweet.
把链接发给我 Send me the link to this so I can --
伙计 新的《科学怪人》电影出来了 Oh, dude, that new "Frankenstein" Movie's out.
我超级想看那个电影 I totally want to see that.
那个电影肯定很烂 伙计 That movie's gonna suck, dude.
点开它 我想看看在哪里上映 Hit the arrow. I want to see where it's playing.
对不起 点错按钮了 Oh, sorry. Wrong arrow button.
那是什么冰激凌 Wow! What kind of ice cream is that?
然后 克莱德跟托肯说 Yeah, yeah. So -- so, Clyde says to Token,
你干嘛不用你的嘴开个账户 "Why don't you open a bank account with your mouth
这样我就能把鸡巴存进去 so I can deposit my dick in it?"
那托肯怎么说 So then what did Token say?
托肯完全 Token was all like --
等等 等等 等等 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, whoa, whoa.
我们在干嘛 What the hell are we doing?
吃冰激凌啊 白痴 Eating ice cream, dipshit.
那吉米的事呢 But what about Jimmy? We were, like,
我们不是要查清他的事吗 totally trying to find out what happened to him.
发生了什么事 What the hell just happened?
我们的注意力被转移了 We got distracted!
我们得回到电脑前面去 We got to get back to that computer!
斯基特酒吧
这是雷司令干白葡萄酒 Now, this here is a dry riesling.
你会品尝到香草味 You're gonna experience vanilla after tones
和坚果回味 and a nutty finish.
你是说蛋蛋的味道吗 You mean like someone put their balls in the glass?
是栗子的味道 乡巴佬 Nah, like chestnuts, damn it.
我已经赶不上这个城镇的发展了 I just can't keep up with this town no more.
什么都变得那么高大上 Everything's gettin' all nice and fancy.
我说不定得再把农场抵押 I swear I'm gonna need to get a second mortgage
才能维持日常开支 on the ranch just to pay my daily expenses.
你还不明白吗 Don't you get it?
这就是他们的目的 That's just what they want.
没有人会关心以前住在这里的人 Nobody cares about the people who lived here before.
他们想让我们搬走 They want us to move
因为他们想拆掉我们的房子 'cause then they want to knock our houses down
建更多的公寓和别墅 And build more lofts and villas.
好了 兰迪 你喝了太多 All right, Randy, you should probably lay off
教皇新堡葡萄酒了 the ol' vine Chateauneuf-du-Pape.
等着瞧吧 You'll all see.
很快 住在这里的人 Pretty soon, everyone who used to live here
都得搬走 is gonna have to move,
然后我们又得回喜互惠超市买东西了 And we'll all be shopping at the Safeway again.
*我的城镇去哪了* *Where has my town gone?*
*我的城镇* *Where has my --*
你喜欢苹果吗 You like apples?
你喜不喜欢苹果 How you like them apples?
凯特琳·詹纳 Hey, it's Caitlyn Jenner!
检查他的屁股 Check his ass!
维多利亚校长 Principal Victoria?
-他是他们的人 -谁的人 - He's one of them. - One of what?
凯特琳 Caitlyn.
莱斯莉 我们换一种方法 Okay, Leslie, let's try a different approach.
假设你要杀光一个种族 Let's say you wanted to destroy an entire species.
你会怎么做 How would you go about it?
我为什么要杀光一个种族 Why would I want to destroy an entire species?
你误会我了 吉米 You have the wrong idea about me, Jimmy.
想要改变和毁灭一切的人 The person trying to change things and make everything terrible
是新校长 is the new principal.
那新校长想干什么 莱斯莉 And what is the new principal trying to do, Leslie?
他想确保我和你这类人 He's trying to make sure people like you and me
彻底消失 aren't allowed to exist.
我知道你想帮忙 I know that you're trying to help.
我知道那些新闻记者也想帮忙 I know that the newsmen in there are trying to help, too.
但我要告诉你一些非常重要的事 吉米 But now I'm going to tell you something very important, Jimmy.
*坚如磐石* *Like a rock!*
*我是个牛仔 开着雪佛兰* *I drive a chevy, I'm a cowboy, and I drive it like a rock!*
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这是什么鬼 What the hell is that?
汤姆 好像是弹窗广告 Tom, it looks like a pop-up ad.
怎么会有广告 How did an ad get in here?
我们连线网络部的大卫 Let's go to David at the network hub.
尚无结论 汤姆 No answers here, Tom.
我们正在纠正问题 We're trying to correct the problem.
你要救我出去 吉米 You have to get me out of here, Jimmy.
-他们会杀了我 -什么 - They're going to kill me. - What?
仔细听我说 别看玻璃窗 Listen to me carefully, and don't look at the glass.
我从你身上感受到一种从未有过的 I feel something for you I have never felt before.
信任感 I think it's trust.
这里的人都满怀憎恨 The men in there are sick with hatred,
一旦他们发现我没有情报 and as soon as they realize I have no information,
他们就会杀了我 我看过他们杀掉别人 They are going to burn me. I've seen them do it to others.
请你一定要帮我 吉米 Please, you have to help me, Jimmy.
别让他们伤害我 别丢下我 Don't let them hurt me. Please don't abandon me.
一会儿灯亮了 就看着我笑 When the lights go back on, just look at me and smile.
大卫 弹窗广告有进展了吗 David, any word on the pop-up ad situation?
汤姆 我们马上就能解决 Tom, we've just about got it fixed.
现在应该可以了 Should be ready now.
真的是这样 吉米 And that's really it, Jimmy.
我想尽全力帮助你们 I want to help all of you however I can.
托肯跟克莱德说 如果他的嘴是银行 So, then Token tells Clyde that if his mouth was a bank,
克莱德的老妈早就把鸡巴存进去了 Clyde's mom would have already deposited her dick in it,
笑死人了 因为克莱德老妈早死了 which is hilarious because Clyde's mom is dead!
等等 等等 等等 Wait, wait, wait, whoa, whoa.
我们在干嘛 What the hell are we doing?
我们在啃着鸡块试新鞋 蠢货 We're trying on shoes and eating chicken nuggets, stupid.
不然你以为呢 What do you think?
不 我们本来不是要做这个 No. That's not what we set out to do.
我们本来在用卡特曼的电脑 We were -- we were on Cartman's computer,
查找有关政正校长的新闻 looking up news stories about P.C. Principal.
我们做完了吗 Didn't we finish doing that?
没有 No, we didn't.
感觉像是有人因为担心我们调查政正的事 It's like someone's trying to distract us because
而不停转移我们的注意力 they're worried what we'll uncover about PC people.
对 感觉我们中有个人 Yeah, like one of us is purposely trying to keep us
因为害怕不希望我们追查下去 from digging too deep because they're afraid.
你为什么看着我 Why are you looking at me?
你又为什么看着我 Why are you looking at me?
为什么没有人看我 Why isn't anyone looking at me?
我草你妈 Hey fuck you.
醒醒 傻逼 Wake up, dickhead.
加里森 你发什么神经 Garrison, what the hell is wrong with you?
我来告诉你我在发什么神经 I'll tell you what's wrong with me.
人类的敌人虎视眈眈 There's enemies to humanity out there,
想要毁灭我们 wanting to put an end to all of us,
而你这样的蠢货还在帮他们 and there's assholes like you helping them out!
我不懂你在说什么 I don't know what you're talking about.
到底是谁提议将镇上最破烂的地区 Whose idea was it to revitalize the shitty part of town
重建为"城中城"这种艺术饮食中心的 into an arts-and-foods district called Shitpatown?
好吧 大概能算我的主意 All right, it was kind of my idea.
你个狗娘养的 Son of a bitch.
怎么 就因为改建了镇子最糟糕的地方 What, to take one area of town that was crappy
让大家都能享受吗 and gentrify it for the local people to enjoy?
我以为一切尽在掌握 I thought we could keep it contained!
你根本控制不住 It doesn't contain.
现在到处都在学南方公园的模式 What's happened to South Park is happening everywhere.
往南走48公里的的费尔普莱[公平]镇 30 miles south of here in the town of fairplay,
他们把镇子北边变成了"费园北" they've changed an area north of downtown into nodofopa.
怀俄明州首府夏延市南部一个贫民窟 A run-down area south of the capital in Cheyenne, Wyoming,
现在变成历史名胜"夏园南" is now historic socacheywo.
芝加哥中部的奇诺尔街 Channel street in mid-Chicago
被改建成"芝园芝" is being revitalized into Chimichanga.
天啊 Oh, my god.
洛园 索园 瑞弗莫 一下子全出现了 Lodo, Sobro, Rivmo -- all happening at the same time.
而且不仅仅是美国 And it isn't just in the U.S.
开罗第三金字塔西北部改名叫"三塔园南" In Cairo, the area northwest of the third pyramid is nowe3pi.
奥斯威辛北部五公里处现在叫"奥园北" Three miles north of Auschwitz is Nomoauchie.
名单长着呢 It goes on and on!
这说明了什么 What does it mean?
这些都是政正校长来了我们镇以后发生的 In our town, it all started when P.C. Principal arrived.
他在下一盘很大的棋 He's part of a much larger conspiracy,
而你是他的帮凶 and you're his lackey.
我不是 Not me.
如果政正校长利用了我们 If P.C. Principal has been using us,
我会亲手了解这个混蛋 I'll take the bastard down myself.
由大学兄弟会成员发起的 It's day two of the hunger strike
旨在要求南方公园所有领导下台的 started by the college-aged fraternity brothers
绝食抗议集会 who are demanding that all of South Park's
已经进行到了第二天 community leaders step down.
政正兄弟会成员表示他们已经两天 The PC frat brothers say they've gone now two days
没舔过逼了 without eating any pussy
而且他们将坚持到领导们下台 and will continue to do so until people resign.
那个记者是谁 我们认识吗 Who is that reporter? Do we... know him?
汤姆 那是世界狗刨组织的比尔·基根 Tom, that's Bill Keegan, WCFO.
多谢布莱恩 很明显他是给广告做事的 Thanks, Brian. He's working for the ads, obviously.
混账叛徒 Sellout douchebag.
你说得对 汤姆 That's right, Tom.
议会认为他一直是个混账 He was always a douchebag at the conventions.
多谢瑞克 注意安全 Thanks, Rick. Stay dry.
莱斯莉 快来 Leslie, come on.
吉米 你要帮我吗 Jimmy, you're gonna help me?
对 我要帮你 快来 Yeah, I'm gonna help you. I mean, come on.
吉米 Jimmy!
天呐 他把她放出来了 Oh, Jesus, he let her out!
我们的敌人是政正校长 不是她 P.C. Principal is our enemy, not her.
他的下半身妥协了 退后 His dick is compromised. Stay back!
不是我的下半身 It is not my dick.
我现在完全理智并且逻辑清楚 I'm thinking rationally and with logic.
我要把她带出去 I am taking her out of here.
很抱歉我只能这么做了 吉米 Well, then, I'm sorry I have to do this, Jimmy.
巴布莱迪警官 请你对这些孩子开枪 Officer Barbrady, we need you to shoot these kids.
什么 What?!
广告已经得到他 没时间废话了 The ad has gotten to him. There's no time to argue.
我不会再对孩子开枪了 I'm not shooting any more kids!
你想拯救你的镇子吗 Do you want to save your town?!
巴布莱迪警官 我们得尽快 Officer Barbrady, we have to stop P.C. Principal
阻止政正校长 before it's too late!
巴布莱迪 对着他们的头开枪 Barbrady, shoot them in their heads!
不 我不会再枪击任何人了 No! I'm not shooting any more people --
不管是为你还是为任何人 not for you, not for anybody!
你犯下了人生最糟糕的错误 警官 You're making the worst mistake of your life, officer.
也许吧 Maybe so.
我只知道我不会再冲人开枪了 All I know is I'm done shooting people.
抱歉 天呐 Oh, sorry. Geez.
该死 Damn it!
各位 你们想想看 Think about it, you guys.
从政正校长接手开始 From the moment P.C. Principal took over,
凯尔就变得不一样了 你们注意到了吗 Kyle's been different. Haven't you noticed?
是啊 Yeah.
他在转移我们的注意力 He's distracting us
要么是因为他太害怕 要么是因为他... either because he's too afraid or because he --
你们在说啥呢 What are you guys talking about?
什么都没说 Nothing!
斯坦说你是个叛徒 Stan's calling you a traitor.
什么 What?!
凯尔 我觉得很明显 Kyle, I think it's pretty obvious
你不希望我们调查政正校长 you don't want us investigating P.C. Principal.
-你为什么会这么想 斯坦 -我不知道 - And why do you think that, Stan, huh? - I don't know.
因为如果有谁不希望 Because if anyone has a reason for us
我们找政正校长的麻烦 那肯定是你 to not mess with P.C. Principal, it's you!
别忘了斯坦他爸 Let's not forget that Stan's dad is
正是政正校长的贱人小跟班 P.C. Principal's little bitch!
说得好 That's a good point!
我开始喜欢这一切了 I am loving this right now.
我爸是蠢 但不是贱 My dad's stupid, not a bitch.
你这是害怕了吗 凯尔 This is about you being scared, Kyle!
就是你 对吧 It is you, isn't it?
所以你才想转移大家的怀疑对象 That's why you're trying to shift blame on me.
你这样太像卡特曼了 斯坦 That's very Cartman of you, Stan.
太过分了 Oh, that's low.
你怎么敢叫我卡特曼 Don't you dare call me a Cartman!
不 很好 No, that's good.
继续转移大家的注意力吧 Just keep on distracting everybody.
看起来成功了 卡特曼 It seems to be working, Cartman.
你个混蛋 凯尔 Fuck you, Kyle!
打啊 Fight!
是时候干掉这个混蛋了 Time to take this asshole down.
各位 不要啊 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Guys, whoa!
我们不能就这么走进去 We can't just go walking in there.
为什么不行 Why not?
这是安全空间 我们不能越过这个 This is a safe space. We're not allowed past this.
当你跨进了大学的安全空间 When you breach a college safe space,
你就打破了一道最可怕的底线 you're crossing the most sacred human boundary there is.
你能别说了吗 Oh, give me a break.
不 不 不 听着 这是真的 No, no, no, no, no. Look, this is very real
而且在政正文化里非常重要 and very important in P.C. culture.
所有人都有权享有安全空间 Every human has a right to a safe space.
外人不得进入 It cannot be entered.
可以进去的 看 Yeah, it can. Watch.
你是怎么... Wow, how did you --
你在开夜车呢吧 内森 Burning the midnight oil, huh, Nathan?
-吉米 -你个婊子养的 - Jimmy! - You son of a bitch.
你把《超级校闻》怎么了 What have done to the Super School News?
你不在的时候由我替你 吉姆 I was just holding down the fort while you were away, Jim.
发布由政正校长赞助的头条还有广告吗 Writing headlines sponsored by P.C. Principal and the ads?
他们给了你多少钱 How much did they pay you?!
拜托 吉米 我只是想活下去 Please, Jimmy. I'm just trying to survive here.
所有人都会知道真相的 内森 Everyone's gonna know the truth, Nathan.
明早我们将会发布一份 We're getting a new edition of the school paper
新版校报 out by morning.
所有人都会知道关于广告的一切 Everyone's going to know all about the ads.
处理掉他 Deal with him.
莱斯莉 我还以为我们是好朋友 Leslie, I thought we were b-besties.
你不是挺牛吗 Hey there, big man.
校报编辑 Editor of the school paper, huh?
你知道的连一半都不到 You still don't even know half the story.
没有危险 It's clear.
大家都去哪里了 Where is everybody?
新闻不是说他们在绝食示威吗 I thought the news said they're on a hunger strike.
说不通啊 这里一直都有人的 This doesn't make sense. Someone's always here.
来看看这个 Take a look at this!
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这怎么回事 What the hell?
他当时似乎在查这个 It looks like he was researching this.
你看到这条新闻了吗 You see this news story?
如果是真的 其实政正校长是想帮忙的 If this is true, then P.C. Principal was trying to help.
点那个 那是什么 Click on that. What is that?
不 点那个 那是什么 No, click out of that. What is this?
然后 凯特琳说 So, then -- so, then, Caitlyn says,
贱人 你嫁给了比尔·克林顿 "Look, bitch, you're married to Bill Clinton.
如果有人怕得艾滋 那肯定是你 If anyone should be afraid of AIDs, it's you."
那贱人活该 That stupid bitch had it coming.
我们肯定会赢得党内初选的 We are so gonna win the primaries.
等等 等等 等等 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, wait, wait.
我们本来在干什么来着 What -- what were we doing again?
莱斯莉 Leslie?
你想找到事情真相 是吧 You're trying to find out what's going on, right?
但你的朋友挡住了你的路 But your friend is standing in your way?
你怎么知道的 How do you know that --
我能告诉你发生了什么 但凯尔你得相信我 I can show you what's going on, Kyle, but you have trust me.
你社会安全号最后四位是什么来着 What's the last four digits of your soc?
[在美国社会安全号属于绝不应外泄的私人信息]
2692 2692.