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* 欢迎来到南方公园 享受好时光 * I'm goin' down to South Park,gonna have myself a time
* 到处都是友好的脸 * Friendly faces everywhere
* 淳朴的居民乐天知命 * Humble folks without temptation
* 来到南方公园 可不要大惊小怪 * Goin' down to South Park,gonna leave my woes behind
* 大车小车随便停 * Ample parking day or night
* 人人喊着邻居你好! * People spouting,"Howdy,neighbor!"
* 到了南方公园 看你感觉多自然 * Heading on up to South Park,gonna see if I can't unwind
* (你要听得清我说话 算你最厉害!) * Mrph rmhmhm rm!Mrph rmhmhm rm!
* 快来南方公园 让你笑口常开 * Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine
南方公园 第十九季 第九集 BD：Tearemix
南方公园小学
好了 同学们 All right,guys.
我们再来复习一下不定式 Now let's go back and talk about infinitives.
记住哦 这些动词要和"to"连用 Remember...Those are verbs combined with the word "to."
真没意思 Oh,my fucking God.
动词不定式通常可当作名词使用 Now,usually,an infinitive acts like a noun,
比如"我准备出去吃饭"或"我希望能被选中" as in "I want to go out to eat," or "I hope to be chosen today."
- 干吗?! - 哥们 我好无聊呀! - What?! - I'm so bored,dude.
通常"to"是要连用的 但少数情况下不用 Now,usually,it isn't common to split "to" and the verb,but sometimes you can.
- 住手! - 你们在底下干什么呢? - Knock it off! - Is there a problem,guys?
死胖子 快把我的笔捡起来 Go get my pen,fat ass!
我不是你的奴隶 Kyle I'm am not your slave,Kyle.
去捡笔! Go get my pen!
同学们请注意 Attention,students.
Kyle Broflovsk 请来一下校长办公室 Kyle Broflovski,report to the principal's office,please.
治正校长要找你啦! Kyle PC Principal wants to see you,Kyle!
Kyle Broflovski 来一下校长办公室 好吧? Kyle Broflovski to the principal's office.M'kay?
- 真倒霉 - 玩好 哥们 - God damn it. - Have fun,dude.
哦 来啦 欢迎欢迎 Oh,Kyle,uh,thank you for coming.
治正校长哪去了? Where's PC Principal?
我想他可能崩溃了 Kyle I think he's finally lost it,Kyle.
他和他那些朋友绝食抗议去了 He and his PC buddies are on a hunger strike.
他们在号召人们辞职 They're calling for people's resignations!
Kyle 治正校长跟 Jimmy和Leslie都有过矛盾 Kyle,PC Principal had problems with Jimmy and with Leslie,
现在他们俩都失踪了 对吗? and now they're missing.M'kay?
没人知道他们去哪了 Nobody knows where they are.
所以你看 That's what happens.
和治正会作对 你也会失踪的 You go against PC,and you just end up missing.M'kay.
你到底在说什么啊? What are you talking about?
治正校长对他们俩有意见 PC Principal had issues with them,m'kay?
也对你有意见 Kyle And he had issues with you,Kyle.
不管怎样...这都挺吓人的 Whatever's going on...it's pretty damn scary.
多年以来 人类都试图铲除广告世界 For years,mankind has tried to rid the world of ads.
从我们祖先开始 广告就从未消失 For our ancestors,ads couldn't be avoided.
但人们知道如何分辨 But everyone knew what was an ad and what wasn't.
许多年后 人们发明了有线电视 After many years,mankind invented cable,
可以付费使广告消失 a way to pay for television so there would be no ads.
但不知为何 广告重现了 But somehow,the ads still found a way.
然后人类发明了录像机 可以快进广告 And so mankind invented TiVo,a way to skip past commercials.
广告似乎终于要消失了 Finally,it appeared to be the end of ads.
人们欢呼雀跃着 And everywhere,people rejoiced.
广告终于消失了 或者只是一时 The ads were stopped.Or so it seemed...
随着互联网的兴起 With the rise of the Internet,
广告突然找到了 进攻我们的新方式... suddenly the ads had an en-entirely new way to attack us...
弹窗 Pop-ups.
顶尖科学家们又聚到了一起 The top scientific minds were brought together
研究一劳永逸地消灭广告 to find a way to stop the ads once and for all.
他们发明了广告拦截软件 They invented the ad blocker.
一瞬间 广告从手机和电脑上消失了 Suddenly,there were no ads on phones,on computers.
人们又欢呼雀跃着 And everywhere,people rejoiced.
但广告开始适应 变得更聪明了 But the ads adapted.They became s-smarter.
牛肉证实可致癌
涉嫌灭门被捕
稀有金属价格因战争上涨
政客十年昏迷后苏醒
经典饼干市场遇冷
有机食品榨汁可提高性生活质量
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它们将自己伪装成新闻 They disguised themselves as news.
人们在看新闻时 都意识不到里面植入了广告 All around the world,people read news stories completely unaware they were reading ads.
如今 广告已经开始了下一步的进化 And now,the ads have taken the next step in their evolution.
它们将要伪装成人类 藏在我们身边 They have taken human form.Ads are among us.
它们可以是你的朋友 你的园丁 They could be your friend,your g-gardener.
广告正在试图消灭我们 The ads are trying to wipe us out.
手段仍存疑 The question is how?
话说 嗯... So,um...
南方公园这个地方挺烂的 你们想不想搬家 South Park kind of sucks now.You guys want to bail?
- 你说什么?! - 你什么意思啊? - What?! - What are you talking about?
只觉得这里不像以前那么舒服了 It's just,you know,used to be nice and laid back here,
已经让人觉得那啥了 but now it's all "ngh," you know?
就...就好像人们都那啥了 Like... Like now everybody's all,"ngh-ngh."
我们搬家吧 Stan 你觉得呢? Let's bail.You want to bail,Stan?
不 我并不想 No,I don't.
- Randy 到底怎么了? - 没事 只是觉得... - What's going on,Randy? - Nothing!I just...
我们不用非得住这啊 换个地方不好吗? You know,we don't have to live here.We could live anywhere!
上个月你还在夸这个镇多好多好呢 Last month,all you could talk about was how great this town had become.
怎么突然变了呢? What changed your mind?
我们住不起了 We can't afford it.
住不起? We can't afford it?
那么多漂亮新餐厅和商店 人们都想住这儿 All these fancy new restaurants and shops and everyone wants to live here.
一碗"城市牛肉"都要10刀 我的天 A bowl of City Beef costs 10 bucks now,for Christ's sake.
而且只能在全食超市买到东西 And there's nowhere to shop but stupid Whole Foods.
我们不去那儿买东西不就好了 Well,we'll just have to stop going to those places.
我只好用房子再做一次抵押了 I had to take out a second mortgage on the house.
什么?! You what?!
Sharon 我必须这样! 这不能怪我! I had to Sharon!It isn't my fault!
都是因为那个人! 你明白吗? It's the man!Don't you see?
那个人 他在用物价赶我们走 The man is pricing us out of our own town.
就是我点背 It's just my luck.
我跟一个妹子聊得挺投缘的 然后发现她是个广告 I talk to a nice girl,seem to hit it off,and she turns out to just be an ad.
广告就是这样的 Well,that's what an ad does.
她就是用来引诱和操纵人的 She was designed to entice and manipulate.
这个绝妙的故事很适合校报 This is such a fantastic story for the school newspaper.
我们刊登它吧 好让大家都能知道真相 Why don't we just run it so that everybody knows the truth?
Jimmy 我们跟你一样是新闻人 Jimmy,we're newsmen like you.
几十年来 我们用柔和谄媚的声音 去告诉人们正在发生的事 For decades,we used our soft,buttery voices to inform the people about what's happening.
却眼看着我们整个行业 被广告占领 Then we watched as our entire industry was taken over by the ads.
一些同事甚至被迫参与广告投标 Some of our colleagues were manipulated into doing the ads' bidding.
那个带着枪去你家的人 就是其中之一 The man who came to your house with a gun was one of them.
Kevin Jarvis会告诉你更多细节 Our own Kevin Jarvis has more.
谢谢 Tom Thanks,Tom.
Jimmy 那个试图谋杀你的人 是来自Fort商业电台的Brian Bouyant Jimmy,the man who tried to kill you was a Brian Bouyant of WXNR,Fort Collins.
当他看到新闻不再有价值时 When he saw there was no money in news anymore,
他选择了做广告 即使他明白 这意味着我们人类的灭绝 he sided with the ads even though he knew it meant the destruction of our species.
- 你继续 Tom - 谢谢你 Kevin - Back to you,Tom. - Thanks,Kevin.
唯一能让真相公之于众的希望 Jimmy The only hope for the truth to get out there,Jimmy,
就是你能看透广告陷阱 并发现他们的最终目的 is for you see through this ad's deception and to find out what they're planning.
你的超级校园新闻 对他们来说是一个威胁 Your Super School News was a threat to them,
除非你能让这个小婊子开口 不然我们永远不会明白原因 but unless you get this little bitch to talk,we may never know why.
Kyle! 你看看这个 Dude,Kyle!Will you look at this?
"校长送最喜爱的两名学生 乘坐迪士尼游轮" "Principal sends two favorite students on a Disney Cruise.
"本周 Jimmy Valmer同学 和Leslie Meyers同学" This week students Jimmy Valmer and Leslie Meyers
"因表现优秀 参加了由校方全权出资的旅行" are being treated to an all-expenses-paid vacation for their outstanding school"...
这是什么鬼? What the hell is this?
这根本说不通啊 伙计 It doesn't make any sense,dude.
治正校长在利用校报掩盖什么事 PC Principal is using the school paper to cover something up.
好吧 我不想被牵连 Yeah,I...I don't want to get involved.
你不想被牵连? You don't want to get involved?
伙计 你怎么了? Dude,what's wrong with you?
我已经明白没有人能打败治正校长 I've already learned you can't win against PC Principal.
你应该明白的 因为他也收服了你爸爸 You should know,of all people,since he's converted your dad.
你这话是什么意思? What's that supposed to mean?
伙计们 我们知道Jimmy出什么事了! Fellas,we found out what happened to Jimmy!
他作为模范学生去度假了 He got to go on a vacation for being an exemplary student.
这不是真的 事情有些不对劲 That is not what happened.Something is very wrong here.
我们得一起反抗治正校长 We all have to stand up to PC Principal together.
对 而且Jimmy不是负责校报的吗? Yeah,and wasn't Jimmy the one in charge of the school newspaper?
那是谁出版的这一期? So who's putting this out?
我爱校报 I like the school paper.
我喜欢用手打字 I like to type with my hands.
谁告诉你校长送Jimmy去迪士尼游轮的? Who told you that the principal sent Jimmy on a Disney Cruise?
呃 不记得了 Uh,don't remember.
你引用了Jimmy的话 你跟他说过话吗? You have quotes in here from Jimmy.Did you talk to him?
我爱校报 I like the school paper.
走吧 我们会查出真相的 Come on.We'll get to the bottom of this.
我表现得好吗 电脑? Did I do good,computer?
我觉得软文愚弄了他们 I think the sponsored content fooled them.
希望我让你开心了 I hope I made you happy.
你能看到我吗 电脑? Can you see me,computer?
你知道我在想什么吗 Do you know what I'm thinking right now?
谢谢 电脑 Ahh,thanks,computer.
南方公园
必须确保没人能认出我们 We have to make sure nobody recognizes us.
我们不知道谁会是敌人 There's no telling who works for who.
拿着 Caitlyn 我给你弄了这个假胡子戴 Here,Caitlyn,I got you this fake mustache to put on.
我不要贴胡子 那看起来傻傻的 I'm not putting on a mustache.I'll look silly.
这可不是开玩笑的时候 Caitlyn? Oh,that...That's where you draw the line,huh,Caitlyn?
别这么混蛋 Don't be an asshole.
对 你是对的 那太傻了 No,you're right.That's nuts.
一个有胡子的女人... A woman wearing a mustache...
那太好笑了 对吧 Cait... That's just ridiculous,huh,Cait...
好了好了 我贴就是了 All right,all right.I'll put it on.
不 不要 Cait No,no,please,Cait.
别贴假胡子 那太傻了 Don't put on a fake mustache.That's crazy.
你不想让别人以为你是个怪胎 我是说 天呐 You don't want people thinking you're a weirdo.I mean,geez.
你真是个混蛋 You're such an asshole.
跨时代城屎小镇
这他妈是什么鬼? What the hell is this?
他们对我的小镇做了什么?! What have they done to my town?!
小声点! Keep your voice down!
什么时候我们有全食超市了?! Since when do we have a flippin' Whole Foods?!
一切都变了 Everything's changed.
你好 有时间了解同志权益吗? Hi,there.You got a minute for gay rights?
同志权益?! 天啊 你们不是都有了吗 Gay rights?!Geez,you already got all those.
你们还想要干啥? What the hell do you want to do now?
好的 一共126块3毛9 All right.Your total is $126.39.
你愿意捐一块钱让饥饿儿童 And would you like to give a dollar to help hungry children
拿iPads保护你的网络安全空间吗? get iPads to protect your Internet safe space today?
我愿意 I will.
这他妈到底是什么情况? What the Sam hell is going on?
为什么有人认为我是校长那一边的? Why would anyone think that I'm on the principal's side?
我憎恨校长 我认为他是个混蛋 I hate the principal.I think he's a dick.
那你不知道任何有关校长的 有价值情报? So,you don't know anything about the principal that might be newsworthy?
值得登在校报上的? Super School News-worthy?
只知道他讨厌我 叫我长舌鬼 Just that he hated me and called me a blabbermouth.
我不觉得我是长舌鬼 I don't think I'm a blabbermouth.
我只是喜欢跟其他人聊天 I just like talking to people.
Leslie 你有什么计划? Leslie,what kind of plans do you have?
你有计划吗? Do you have any plans?
- 什么计划? - 就 计划 - What kind of plans? - Just,you know,plans.
比如 你想达成什么? Like,what are you hoping to...accomplish?
我不知道 你有什么计划? I don't know.What are your plans?
我想要以新闻报道和喜剧为业 Well,I want to pursue careers in both news reporting and comedy.
是吗? 那很...特别 Really?That's...different.
你也很特别 Leslie Yeah,you're pretty different yourself,Leslie.
怎么说? How so?
我开始觉得 也许不是所有广告都不好 I'm starting to think that maybe all ads aren't so bad.
Jimmy 你在用下体思考 Jimmy,you're thinking with your dick.
- 我没有用下体思考 - 是的 你有 - I am not thinking with my dick. - Yes,you are.
- 不 我只是觉得她是个... - 别用下体思考 - No,I just think that she's a... - Put your dick away.
- 她是个多愁善感 有趣贴心的女孩 - Jim Jimmy - She's an emotional,interesting,caring girl. - Jim.Jimmy.
你是精虫上脑了 That's your dick talking.
相信我 我明白你的感受 Believe me.I know how you feel.
广告承诺我们许多事 广告很完美 Ads promise us things.Ads are perfect.
但别沉溺其中... But make no mistake...
所有广告都是谎言 All ads lie.
所有广告都会欺骗 And all ads deceive.
找到了 Leslie的Instagram和Twitter There...Leslie's Instagram and her Twitter.
- 最后一条是十天前 - Jimmy的呢? - Last entry was 10 days ago. - What about Jimmy's?
Jimmy从不用这些东西 记得吗? Jimmy never used that stuff,remember?
他说他不喜欢上网 He said he hated using the Internet.
怎么会讨厌互联网呢? 那等同于讨厌奶子 How do you hate the Internet?That's like hating titties.
你在做什么? What are you doing now?
我在找跟治正校长相关的报道和文章 I'm just looking for any news articles or anything about PC Principal.
你之前说治正校长是哪里人来着? Where did you say PC Principal was from?
我记得是佛蒙特州 I think it was Vermont.
也许佛蒙特的新闻里能有一点线索... Maybe there's something from the news in Vermont that can give us a clue about...
妈的 这是什么鬼 God damn it.What the hell is this?
- 那是佛蒙特的滑雪广告 - 看起来挺好玩的! - That's an ad for skiing in Vermont. - That looks fun!
哥几个 看这篇 Dude! Dude,look at this.
佛蒙特州多元之风刮起
治正文化是如何把佛蒙特州 从偏见之州变成... How PC culture is changing Vermont from a state of intolerance to a...
靠 又来了 是个吉他广告 Dude,there it is again!It's that goddamn guitar!
还TM跟着我 This ad is fucking following me!
- 关掉就行啦 - 在关了 - Just click out of it. - I'm trying!
我靠 快过来 God damn it.Get over here!
这吉他还蛮有型的 That's a pretty sweet-looking guitar.
是挺酷的 能自动调音 It is pretty cool,dude.It tunes itself.
怎么做到的? How does it do that?
这公司主要生产一些高科技乐器 It's this company that does all kinds of high-tech instruments.
我给你们看看 See,look,I'll show you.
那挺棒的 发我个链接吧 我好... Oh,that's sweet.Send me the link to this so I can...
哦对 新"科学怪人"电影上了 Oh,dude,that new "Frankenstein" movie's out.
- 我绝对要去看的 - 肯定特难看 - I totally want to see that. - That movie's gonna suck,dude.
点那个箭头 我想看看上映影院 Hit the arrow.I want to see where it's playing.
抱歉 点错了 Oh,sorry.Wrong arrow button.
这冰淇淋也太牛了吧 What kind of ice cream is that?
对 对 Clyde跟Token说 Yeah,yeah.So...So,Clyde says to Token,
你咋不用你嘴开个银行账户呢 这样我就能把鸡鸡存进去了 "Why don't you open a bank account with your mouth so I can deposit my dick in it?"
Token咋回的 So then what did Token say?
- Token就一副... - 等下 等下... - Token was all like... - Wait,wait,wait,wait,wait,whoa,whoa.
我们这是在干吗? What the hell are we doing?
- 吃冰淇淋啊 傻X - 那Jimmy的事呢? - Eating ice cream,dipshit. - But what about Jimmy?
我们刚不是在全力找他的下落吗 We were,like,totally trying to find out what happened to him.
刚刚发生了什么? What the hell just happened?
我们分心了! 我们得赶快回电脑那去! We got distracted!We got to get back to that computer!
来 这是干雷司令 Now,this here is a dry Riesling.
你能品尝到香草的清香 和坚果(蛋蛋)的回味 You're gonna experience vanilla after tones and a nutty finish.
你是说谁把蛋蛋放杯子里了? You mean like someone put their balls in the glass?
不 我说的是栗子 我靠 Nah,like chestnuts,damn it.
我已经跟不上这里的节奏了 I just can't keep up with this town no more.
一切都变得精致又高雅 Everything's gettin' all nice and fancy.
看来我要把农场做二次抵押 I swear I'm gonna need to get a second mortgage on the ranch
来满足我的日常开销了 just to pay my daily expenses.
你还不懂吗? 他们就想这样 Don't you get it?That's just what they want.
没人在乎这里的老住户 Nobody cares about the people who lived here before.
他们想让我们搬走 They want us to move
他们想拆掉我们的房子 然后盖更过高档小区 'cause then they want to knock our houses down and build more lofts and villas.
好啦 Randy 别再喝 教皇新堡酒庄葡萄酒了 All right,Randy,you should probably lay off the ol' vine Chatuenuf de Pape.
你们等着瞧吧 You'll all see.
不久之后 这里的老住户就得被迫搬走 Pretty soon,everyone who used to live here is gonna have to move,
我们就只能再去喜互惠超市买东西了 and we'll all be shopping at the Safeway again.
我的小镇去哪儿了 Where has my town gone?
我的小镇... Where has my...Oof!
喜欢苹果吗? You like apples?
有多喜欢苹果啊? How you like them apples?
嘿 是Caitlyn Jenner Hey,it's Caitlyn Jenner!
检查他的屁股 Check his ass!
Victoria校长? Principal Victoria?
- 他是他们的一员 - 啥的一员? - He's one of them. - One of what?
Caitlyn Caitlyn.
好 Leslie 咱换个话题吧 Okay,Leslie,let's try a different approach.
假如你要毁灭一个种族 Let's say you wanted to destroy an entire species.
你会怎么去做? How would you go about it?
我为什么要毁掉一个种族呢? Why would I want to destroy an entire species?
你看错我了 Jimmy You have the wrong idea about me,Jimmy.
想改变一切毁掉一切的人是新校长 The person trying to change things and make everything terrible is the new principal.
那新校长准备怎么做呢 Leslie? And what is the new Principal trying to do,Leslie?
他想确保像咱俩这种人消失 He's trying to make sure people like you and me aren't allowed to exist.
我知道你想帮忙 I know that you're trying to help.
我知道那些新闻人也想帮忙 I know that the newsmen in there are trying to help,too.
但我现在要告诉你一些非常重要的事 But now I'm going to tell you something very important,Jimmy.
就像磐石 Like a rock!
我开雪佛兰 我是牛仔 I drive a Chevy,I'm a cowboy,
- 它坚如磐石 - 这是什么鬼? - and I drive it like a rock! - What the hell is that?
Tom 像是个弹窗广告 Tom,it looks like a pop-up ad.
这里怎么会有广告? How did an ad get in here?
咱去找下网络部的David Let's go to David at the network hub.
这儿没问题 Tom No answers here,Tom.
我们正努力解决问题 We're trying to correct the problem.
你得把我弄出去 Jimmy You have to get me out of here,Jimmy.
- 他们想杀掉我 - 什么? - They're going to kill me. - What?
仔细听好 别看玻璃 Listen to me carefully,and don't look at the glass.
你给了我一种我从未有过的感觉 I feel something for you I have never felt before.
应该是信任 I think it's trust.
那边的人心怀怨恨 The men in there are sick with hatred,
只要一发现我这没信息 他们就要灭了我 and as soon as they realize I have no information,they are going to burn me.
我见过他们处理其他人 I've seen them do it to others.
求你帮帮我 Jimmy Please,you have to help me,Jimmy.
别让他们伤害我 请别抛弃我 Don't let them hurt me.Please don't abandon me.
灯亮了之后 看着我笑就行了 When the lights go back on,just look at me and smile.
David 弹窗广告处理得怎么样了? David,any word on the pop-up ad situation?
Tom 马上修好了 很快就好 Tom,we've just about got it fixed.Should be ready now.
真的是这样 Jimmy And that's really it,Jimmy.
我想竭尽所能帮你 I want to help all of you however I can.
然后Token跟Clyde说 如果他的嘴是银行 So,then Token tells Clyde that if his mouth was a bank,
Clyde他妈早就把鸡鸡存进去了 Clyde's mom would have already deposited her dick in it,
超搞笑的 因为Clyde他妈已经挂了 which is hilarious because Clyde's mom is dead!
等下 等下 Wait,wait,wait,whoa,whoa.
我们这他妈是在干吗? What the hell are we doing?
我们试鞋吃鸡块呢 傻X We're trying on shoes and eating chicken nuggets,stupid.
你想啥呢? What do you think?
不 我们没计划这样啊 No.That's not what we set out to do.
我们刚在Cartman电脑边 查治正校长的新闻呢 We were...We were on Cartman's computer,looking up news stories about PC Principal.
我们不是查完了吗? Didn't we finish doing that?
没啊 No,we didn't.
就好像有人想让我们分心 It's like someone's trying to distract us
因为他们担心我们会发现 治正会的一些真相 because they're worried what we'll uncover about PC people.
对 我们中有人正故意阻止 我们挖得太深 Yeah,like one of us is purposely trying to keep us from digging too deep
因为他们害怕 because they're afraid.
- 你为什么看我? - 你为什么看我? - Why are you looking at me? - Why are you looking at me?
怎么没人看我? Why isn't anyone looking at me?
嘿 艹你妹 Hey,fuck you.
醒醒 傻X Wake up,dickhead.
Garrison 你有啥毛病吗? Garrison,what the hell is wrong with you?
我告诉你我有啥毛病 I'll tell you what's wrong with me.
外面有人类的敌人 正打算把人类置于死地 There's enemies to humanity out there,wanting to put an end to all of us,
而像你这样的白痴还在帮他们 and there's assholes like you helping them out!
我不知道你在说什么 I don't know what you're talking about.
是谁的主意 把小镇那块改造成... Whose idea was it to revitalize the shitty part of town
叫"城屎小镇"的工艺美食区? into an arts-and-foods district called ShiTpaTown?
好吧 算是我的主意 All right,it was kind of my idea.
王八蛋 Son of a bitch.
啥 不就是把镇里的一块烂地方改造 What,to take one area of town that
好让本地人受益吗? was crappy and gentrify it for the local people to enjoy?
我以为我们能控制住的 I thought we could keep it contained!
控制不住的 It doesn't contain.
南方公园的遭遇正在各地发生 What's happened to South Park is happening everywhere.
30英里南的公平镇 30 miles south of here in the town of Fairplay,
把市区北边一块地改造成了"北部公镇" they've changed an area north of downtown into NODOFOPA.
怀俄明州夏延南部的一块破地儿 现在成了"夏延南郡" A run-down area south of the capital in Cheyenne,Wyoming,is now historic SOCACHEYWO.
芝加哥中部的通道街 改造成了"芝城通镇" Channel Street in mid-Chicago is being revitalized into Chimichanga.
天呐 Oh,my God.
LODO SOBRO RIVMO 一夜之间 遍地都是 LODO,SOBRO,RIVMO...All happening at the same time.
还不只是美国 And it isn't just in the U.S.
开罗第三金字塔东北部成了 "三塔东北镇" In Cairo,the area northwest of the third pyramid is NoWE3Pi.
奥斯维辛北部成了奥城北郡 Three miles north of Auschwitz is NoMoAuchie.
没完没了 It goes on and on!
这意味着什么? What does it mean?
这一切始于治正校长上任 In our town,it all started when PC Principal arrived.
他是一场超大阴谋的一部分 而你是他的卒子 He's part of a much larger conspiracy,and you're his lackey.
不 Not me.
如果治正校长一直在利用我们 那就由我来干掉那王八蛋 If PC Principal has been using us,I'll take the bastard down myself.
这是大学兄弟会发起的 绝食抗议的第二天 It's day two of the hunger strike started by the college-aged fraternity brothers
他们希望南方公园 所有的社群领袖下台 who are demanding that all of South Park's community leaders step down.
治正会员说他们已经两天 没吃过妹子下面了 The PC frat brothers say they've gone now two days without eating any pussy
如果没人辞职 就会继续下去 and will continue to do so until people resign.
那记者是谁? 我们认识他吗? Who is that reporter?Do we...know him?
Tom 那是WCFO的Bill Keegan Tom,that's Bill Keegan,WCFO.
谢谢 Brain 他现在明显在为广告工作 Thanks,Brian.He's working for the ads,obviously.
混蛋叛徒 Sellout douchebag.
没错 Tom 每次开会他都特混蛋 That's right,Tom.He was always a douchebag at the conventions.
谢谢 Rick 继续观察 Thanks,Rick.Stay dry.
Leslie 快来 Leslie,come on.
Jimmy 你要帮我? Jimmy,you're gonna help me?
对 我要帮你 快来 Yeah,I'm gonna help you.I mean,come on.
Jimmy! Jimmy!
天呐 他放她出来了 Oh,Jesus,he let her out!
治正校长才是敌人 她不是 PC Principal is our enemy,not her.
他的鸡鸡妥协了 后退 His dick is compromised.Stay back!
不是因为我鸡鸡 It is not my dick.
我是经过深思熟虑的 I'm thinking rationally and with logic.
我要把她救出去 I am taking her out of here.
那就对不住了 Jimmy Well,then,I'm sorry I have to do this,Jimmy.
Barbrady警官 我们要射杀这俩孩子 Officer Barbrady,we need you to shoot these kids.
什么? What?!
广告迷住他了 赶紧的 The ad has gotten to him.There's no time to argue.
我不会再朝孩子开枪了 I'm not shooting any more kids!
你想救你的镇子吗? Do you want to save your town?!
Barbrady警官 趁还来得及 我们得去阻止治正校长 Officer Barbrady,we have to stop PC Principal before it's too late!
Barbrady 爆他们的头 Barbrady,shoot them in their heads!
不! 我不要朝谁开枪 No!I'm not shooting any more people...
不为了你 也不为任何人 Not for you,not for anybody!
你的选择大错特错了 警官 You're making the worst mistake of your life,officer.
也许吧 Maybe so.
我只知道 我不会再朝谁开枪了 All I know is I'm done shooting people.
抱歉 天呐 Oh,sorry.Geez.
我靠 Damn it!
想想吧 几位 Think about it,you guys.
治正校长上任以来 Kyle就变了 From the moment PC Principal took over,Kyle's been different.
- 你们没注意到吗? - 注意到了 - Haven't you noticed? - Yeah.
他在干扰我们 因为他太害怕 或者他... He's distracting us either because he's too afraid or because he...
你们聊啥呢? What are you guys talking about?
- 没事 - Stan说你是叛徒 - Nothing! - Stan's calling you a traitor.
什么? What?!
Kyle 很明显 你不想让我们调查治正校长 Kyle,I think it's pretty obvious you don't want us investigating PC Principal.
- 你为什么这么想 Stan - 不知道 - And why do you think that,Stan,huh? - I don't know.
如果非要找个人不想让我们找校长麻烦 那就是你 Because if anyone has a reason for us to not mess with PC Principal,it's you!
咱别忘了Stan他爹 可是治正校长的小婊子! Let's not forget that Stan's dad is PC Principal's little bitch!
有道理 That's a good point!
我开始喜欢这出了 I am loving this right now.
我爸是傻 不是婊子 My dad's stupid,not a bitch.
是因为你害怕 Kyle This is about you being scared,Kyle!
就是你 对吧? It is you,isn't it?
所以你才想怪到我头上 That's why you're trying to shift blame on me.
你还真Cartman Stan That's very Cartman of you,Stan.
这句略狠 Oh,that's low.
不许你叫我Cartman Don't you dare call me a Cartman!
不 你就是 别再干扰大家了 No,that's good.Just keep on distracting everybody.
- 还挺有效的 Cartman - 去你的 Kyle! - It seems to be working,Cartman. - Fuck you,Kyle!
打! Fight!
该干掉这混蛋了 Time to take this asshole down.
等下 Guys,whoa!
我们不能就这么走进去 We can't just go walking in there.
- 为啥? - 这是安全空间 - Why not? - This is a safe space.
咱们不能过去 We're not allowed past this.
当你闯入一个大学安全空间 When you breach a college safe space,
就相当于用最恶毒的方式灭绝人性 you're crossing the most sacred human boundary there is.
你省省吧 Oh,give me a break.
不 不 不 No,no,no,no,no.
这在治正文化里是非常真实且重要的 Look,this is very real and very important in PC culture.
每个人都有权有自己的安全空间 谁也不能闯入 Every human has a right to a safe space.It cannot be entered.
可以的 你看 Yeah,it can.Watch.
哇 你怎么... Wow,how did you...
熬夜加班呢 Nathan Burning the midnight oil,huh,Nathan?
- Jimmy - 你个王八蛋 - Jimmy! - You son of a bitch.
你对超级校园新闻做了什么? What have done to the Super School News?
我就是看你不在打理了一下 Jim I was just holding down the fort while you were away,Jim.
写治正校长和广告商赞助的头条? Writing headlines sponsored by PC Principal and the ads?
他们给了你多少钱? How much did they pay you?!
求你了 Jimmy 我就是想活命 Please,Jimmy.I'm just trying to survive here.
大家都会知道真相 Nathan Everyone's gonna know the truth,Nathan.
我们要在天亮前弄出一份新版校报 We're getting a new edition of the school paper out by morning.
所有人都会知道广告的一切 Everyone's going to know all about the ads.
处理掉他 Deal with him.
Leslie 我以为我们是闺蜜呢 Leslie,I thought we were b-besties.
你好啊 大人物 校报主编 Hey there,big man.Editor of the school paper,huh?
你连故事的一半都不知道呢 You still don't even know half the story.
安全 It's clear.
人都去哪了? 新闻上不是说 他们在绝食抗议吗 Where is everybody?I thought the news said they're on a hunger strike.
没道理啊 这里一直有人的 This doesn't make sense.Someone's always here.
来看看这个 Take a look at this!
什么鬼? What the hell?
看来他也在研究这个 It looks like he was researching this.
看到这篇新闻了吗? You see this news story?
如果是真的 那治正校长希望帮忙 If this is true,then PC Principal was trying to help.
点下那个 那是啥? Click on that.What is that?
不 点那个 那是啥? No,click out of that.What is this?
然后 然后... Caitlyn说 "贱人 你可是嫁给了克林顿" So,then...So,then,Caitlyn says,"Look,bitch,you're married to Bill Clinton.
"该担心自己得艾滋的应该是你" If anyone should be afraid of AIDS,it's you."
那蠢贱人自找的 That stupid bitch had it coming.
天呐 我爱你 Cait 总统初选我们肯定赢 Oh,God,I love you,Cait.We are so gonna win the primaries.
等下 等下 我们这是在干吗? Wait,wait,wait.What...What were we doing again?
Leslie? Leslie?
你想找到真相 对吧? You're trying to find out what's going on,right?
但你的朋友一直在阻碍你 But your friend is standing in your way?
你怎么知道... How do you know that...
我能告诉你真相 Kyle 但你要相信我 I can show you what's going on,Kyle,but you have trust me.
你芯片的最后四位是多少? What's the last four digits of your soc?
2692 2692.
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