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* 欢迎来到南方公园 享受好时光 * I'm goin' down to South Park,gonna have myself a time
* 到处都是友好的脸 * Friendly faces everywhere
* 淳朴的居民乐天知命 * Humble folks without temptation
* 来到南方公园 可不要大惊小怪 * Goin' down to South Park,gonna leave my woes behind
* 大车小车随便停 * Ample parking day or night
* 人人喊着邻居你好! * People spouting,"Howdy,neighbor!"
* 到了南方公园 看你感觉多自然 * Heading on up to South Park,gonna see if I can't unwind
* (你要听得清我说话 算你最厉害!) * Mrph rmhmhm rm!Mrph rmhmhm rm!
* 快来南方公园 让你笑口常开 * Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine
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好了 所有人听着 All right,everyone,listen up.
我不知道你们怎么想 但就我来说 I don't know about you,but I,for one,
特别讨厌歧视他人的言论 am sick and tired of hate speech that serves to marginalize others.
是他吗
就是他 治正校长
还有一件让我特烦的事 You know,if there's one thing that makes me sick,
就是一个种族认为自己高人一等 it's when a race thinks they're superior
还不知道如何放下特权 and don't know how to check their privilege.
我跟他们不是一伙的
一个非裔美国人 把一只乌龟翻个底朝天 An African American flips a turtle over on its back.
一个变性菲律宾人看到 无助的乌龟快被太阳晒死 A transgender Filipino comes and sees the helpless turtle baking in the sun.
那菲律宾人的爸爸是什么肤色的? What color is the Filipino's father?
我认为你不是人类 I didn't think you were human.
对 镇上所有人都有点崩溃 宝贝 Yeah,everybody's pretty freaked out over here,baby.
每个人都极度焦躁不安 Everyone is on edge and feeling really nervous.
听起来不太妙 小心点 Butters That sounds terrible.Be careful,Butters.
我会的 亲爱的 I will,honey.
Butters 跟我去厕所 现在就去 Butters,get to the bathroom.Now.
好的 Kyle 有什么事? All right,Kyle,what's this about?
- Jimmy死了 - 什么? - Jimmy's dead. - What?
我知道事情的来龙去脉 I know the whole story.
治正校长谋杀了他 还想杀Leslie 但是她逃掉了 PC Principal killed him and tried to kill Leslie,but she got away.
我草你是认真的吗? Mrph rmh rmphm?
治正校长是一个大型激进组织 的一员 他们肆意杀戮 PC Principal is part of a huge network of radicals who kill everyone
那些不遵循他们理念的人 that doesn't follow their PC ideology.
你怎么知道这些的? How do you know all this?
因为Leslie跟我在一起 我在保护她 Because Leslie's with me.I'm keeping her safe.
Kyle有女朋友了 Kyle's got a girlfriend
更糟的是 It gets worse.
镇上有人在帮助这些人进城 Someone in our town helped these people come here.
那个人编造了Bill Cosby笑话 造成Victoria校长被开除 That person faked the Bill Cosby joke to get Principal Victoria fired.
谁会用迷奸笑话来为自己铺路? Who would use a Cosby joke to push their own agenda?
我认为明显是...Stan他爹 I think it's obvious...Stan's dad.
- Kyle... - Stan 你爹是他们的一员 - Kyle... - Stan,your dad is one of them.
他肯定是那个内鬼! He had to be the one that let them in!
你在已经被偏执和多疑冲昏头了 You're letting paranoia and suspicion get the better of you.
我们不知道还能相信谁 There's no way to know who we can trust.
那现在怎么办? So,what do we do now?
只有一个办法 There's only one thing we can do.
- 我们得有枪 - 枪? - We have to get guns. - Guns?
这是唯一保护自己的方法 It's the only way for us to be safe.
Kyle 就算我们认为枪能自保 Kyle,even if we thought it could help protect us,
但是我们怎么才能搞到枪? how are we all going to get our hands on guns?
好的 很好 我们有枪了 现在呢? All right,cool.We got guns.So,now what?
我已经觉得有安全感了! I already feel a lot safer!
你们保持低调 小心周围 You guys lay low and watch your backs.
我要去保护Leslie了 I'm gonna go keep Leslie protected.
嘿 伙计 别陷得太深 Hey.Don't fall too hard,partner.
- 我帅吗 Butters? - 帅 - Do I look sweet,Butters? - Yeah.
什么? What?
怎么了? What?
你能递一下蒜蓉面包吗 Randy? Can you pass the garlic bread,Randy?
当然啦 这就递 Why wouldn't I be able to pass the garlic bread?
爸 你昨晚去哪儿了? Dad,where were you last night?
什么? 几点? 去哪干啥了? What? When?Where was I what?
出去了 跟朋友 玩 Out.With friends.Doing things.
我吃饱了 我去车库干活了 Well,I'm full.I'm gonna go work in the garage for a little bit.
- 干什么活儿? - 干这种那种活 - Work on what? - On stuff that do things.
我得带点吃的 我还有点饿 Um,oh,I'm gonna take some of this with me.I'm still hungry.
你刚不是说你吃饱了 Thought you just said you were full.
天啊! 你们是在审我吗?! Jesus!What am I,on trial or something?!
妈的! 你们真的有点奇怪 God damn!You guys are really acting strange.
好了 没事 没有人起疑心 All right.We're good.Nobody suspects a thing.
看看这个 Take a look at this.
我们从治正校长的硬盘里 搞到很多东西 We've got everything from PC Principal's hard drive.
他参与了全球改造计划 He was on to the gentrification around the world,
他深信背后操控一切的 不是人类 and he was convinced that whatever was responsible wasn't human.
不是人类? 那是什么? Not human?Then what?
我不管他们是外星人 还是吸血鬼 I don't care if they're aliens or vampires.
我们得围捕他们 然后干死他们 We need to round 'em up fast and fuck them till they're dead.
你不会想干吸血鬼的 你会染上肝炎的 You don't want to fuck a vampire.You'll get hepatitis.
噢妹子 我早就得过了 Oh,girlfriend,I am well beyond that.
我的天啊 Oh,my God.
你们还不明白吗? Don't you see what this means?
如果有非人类在改造整个世界 If something not human is gentrifying the entire world,
很快就没有人类能负担得起了 soon no human will be able to afford it.
他们在用物价逼得我们走投无路 They're trying to price our species out of existence.
你喜欢我的新公寓吗? Well,how do you like my new apartment?
你怎么了 Nathan? What happened to you,Nathan?
我一直以为你是个好小伙 I always thought you were a nice kid.
现在你都有枪了? Now you've got a gun?
现在所有人都有枪了 Jim Oh,everyone's getting one of these now,Jim.
没人敢相信别人 Nobody knows who to trust.
是吗? 枪也无法告诉你该信谁 Yeah?Well,guns are never the answer.
难道你不曾想要一把吗 Don't you kind of wish you'd had one back
在Leslie背叛你并 把你打得半死的时候? when Leslie betrayed you and nearly beat you to death?
我猜那会儿确实很需要 真是一针见血 I guess it would have been a decent answer then.T-T-T-Touch茅.
你瞧 我的品味比较高雅 Jimmy You see,I've got expensive tastes,Jimmy.
我喜欢新鲜食物 有机果汁 I like good food,organic pressed juices,
而且还喜欢高级妓女 and I've got a thing for high-class prostitutes.
我给你介绍过我的现任女友了吗? Have you been introduced to my current girlfriend?
我叫雅雅儿(Classi) My name is Classi with an "I,"
意思是挂在裆(C)下的小弯鸡鸡 and a little dick hanging off the "C" that bends around
爆菊花(ASS)爆出翔(L) and fuck the "L" out of the "A"-"S"-"S."
很高兴认识你 雅雅 Nice to meet you,Classi.
我只需要替广告卖命 然后就能要啥有啥 All I had to do was work for the ads,and I got everything I wanted...
属于我的顶层阁楼 能看到城屎小镇近在眼前 My own loft with all of ShiTpaTown right at my doorstep.
只搞了个治正会 一切就搞定了 All it took was some PC,and the whole thing was set in motion.
太棒了 所以广告在利用 政治正确来获利? Oh,great.So,now ads are using PC for their own gains?
刷新了下限了 That's a new low.
说是政治正确 本质就是改造 What is PC but a verbal form of gentrification?
让一切变得高大上 Spruce everything up,
去除所有丑恶 创造一种人间天堂的错觉 get rid of all the ugliness in order to create a false sense of paradise.
在那种世界 只有广告能得以存活 Only one thing can actually live in that world...ads.
我知道我说过了 但是伙计 我真的讨厌广告 I know I've set it before,but man,do I hate ads.
Eric Cartman 我叫你准备上床睡觉了! Eric Cartman,I told you to go get ready for bed!
知道了 我只想看完这部电影 Yeah,I just want to finish this movie.
不行 Eric 你明天要上学 No,Eric,this is a school night.
老妈 我正看到兴头上呢 Mom,I'm into this movie.
我现在不会去睡觉的 淡定点 I'm not going to bed right now.Chillax.
你必须得去 现在就去 小伙子! You most certainly are.Right now,mister!
我看完电影就会去睡觉的 老妈 I will go to bed when this movie is over,Mom.
Eric! 你从哪拿到的枪?! Eric!Where did you get that?!
关上灯然后睡觉吧 我要熬夜 Turn off the light and go back to bed.I'm staying up.
Eric 你现在就上去睡觉 Eric,you march right up to your room,
- 然后你... - 我不会去的 妈 - and you... - I don't think so,Mom.
Eric 你现在就去睡觉! Eric,you get your butt to bed!
不去就是不去 卧槽 No means no,Bill Cosby!
我叫你现在就上楼睡觉! I told you to go upstairs right now!
妈 什么鬼? Whoa,Mom,what the hell?
我不会再说第二遍 Eric I'm not going to tell you again,Eric.
是时候说晚安了! It is time for night-night!
妈 放下枪 Mom,put down the gun.
我是你母亲 你必须照我说的去做! I am your mother,and you will do what I tell you!
好的 我就去! Okay,I am going!
那你现在就去! Well,then you go right now,mister!
我去睡觉了 妈! 淡定 I am going to bed Mom!Chillax.
好了! 不许看漫画书! All right,then!No comic books!
直接睡觉! 我爱你 宝贝! Just straight to sleep!I love you,sweetie!
我也爱你 妈妈 晚安 Okay.I love you too,Mom.Night-night.
哇哦 他... 他居然听话了 Wow,he... he listened.
一定能找到一些信息... There has to be something...
一些与我们调查相关的线索 Some clue as to what we're dealing with.
治正校长调查的新闻都自相矛盾 The news stories PC Principal researched are all so contradictory,
好像无论是什么新闻 都有什么东西在控制它们 as if whatever these things are have control over the news somehow.
感觉你说的是吸血鬼 That sounds like vampires to me.
我们必须找出 是谁用迷奸笑话把我炒了 We have to find out who had me fired with the Cosby joke.
这是我们解决这件事的关键 It's the key to knowing what we're dealing with.
Victoria校长? Garrison老师? Principal Victoria?Mr.Garrison?
Caitlyn Jenner? Caitlyn Jenner?
Stan 你他妈在这干什么?! Stan,what the hell are you doing in here?!
告诉我怎么回事 爸爸 Tell me what's going on,Dad.
没事 我们只是小聚一下 聊聊酷玩乐队 知道了吗? Nothing.We're just hanging out,talking about Coldplay,all right?
不! 我要知道 这到底是他妈怎么回事! No!I want to know what the hell is going on right now!
你拿枪干吗? What are you doing with that?
Kyle说 我不能相信你 Kyle said I couldn't trust you.
爸爸 你有什么阴谋? What are you planning,Dad?
Stan 不是你想的那样 Stan,it isn't what you think.
那是什么? Then what is it?
我给你看样东西 好吗? Look,I need to show you something,okay?
儿子 你得看一下 You need to see this,son.
傻逼 放下那破枪 贱货! Psych!Now put the fucking gun down,bitch!
我要告诉妈妈! I'm gonna go tell Mom!
是吗? 你告诉她 我也告诉她你有枪 Oh,yeah?You go tell her.I'll tell you had a gun.
你摊上的事更大! You'll be in more trouble than me!
Stan 我是你的爸爸 Stan,I am your dad.
放下枪 坐到那边去 Put the gun down and sit over there.
- 妈妈! - 妈蛋! - Mom! - Shit!
治正校长 抓你还真不容易 Took a lot to hunt you down,PC Principal.
你能告诉我为什么你全世界地跑 You mind telling me why you're going around the world
去新兴文艺美食区开枪伤人吗? shooting up revitalized arts and foods districts?
我说了你也不会相信 You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
说说看! Try me!
我不知道他们是什么 I don't know what they are,
但是他们利用我和像我这样的人 来改变地球 but they used me and others like me to try and change the planet.
你不知道他们是谁? You don't know what who are?
长官 总统的电话 Sir,the President is on the phone.
要跟你说一下治正校长的事 Wants to talk to you about PC Principal.
是 总统先生 Yes,Mr.President.
明白 是 总统先生 I see,sir.Yes,I understand.
马上放了他 不许问问题 We're to release him immediately...No questions asked.
他说的我们都不能信 And we're not supposed to believe anything he tells us.
运气真是好 Ain't that a peach?
总统先生 我们这就放了他 He's being set free now,Mr. President.
我应该怎么跟总司令说? Can I tell the commander why?
这是国家安全机密 This is a matter of national security.
- 是 明白 - 谢谢 - I understand,sir. - Thank you.
- 上帝保佑你 - 你也一样 总统先生 - God Bless you. - God Bless you,too,sir.
上帝保佑美利坚合众国 And may God Bless the United States of America.
你还好吗? You okay?
嗯 就是有点心慌 手指冰凉 Yeah,just feeling butterflies,and my hands are freezing.
来 Here.
谢谢你 Kyle Thank you,Kyle.
别担心 Leslie 我不会让你出任何事的 Don't worry,Leslie.I won't let anything happen to you.
我警告你... I'm warning you...
你站错了阵营 You're on the wrong side of this.
我们正在努力寻找答案 We're just trying to get answers.
你用枪指着我们的儿子 Randy! You pulled a gun on our son,Randy!
他先用枪指着我的 Sharon! He pulled one on me first,Sharon!
爸爸 那是因为你不告诉我! Because you wouldn't talk to me,Dad!
Stanley 你别插嘴 Stanley,let your mother and I deal with this.
你给我离他远点! I told you to leave him alone!
我讨厌这个家! God,I hate this family!
你为什么总是偏袒Stan?! Why are you always taking Stan's side?!
Shelly! 放下枪 Shelly! Shelly!Put down the gun,Shelly!
你从来都认为Stan不会做错事! You're always acting like Stan can't do anything wrong!
她没一直偏袒我! She doesn't always take my side!
你给我闭嘴 不然我真崩了你 You shut up or I swear to God I'll use this.
Shelly 把枪放下 Shelly,put it down now.
你根本不想了解我 爸爸! You don't even try to know me,Dad!
我想了解你 Shelly! I want to,Shelly!
我只是觉得你讨厌我! I just sometimes feel like you hate me!
我觉得你讨厌我 Randy! I feel like you hate me,Randy!
我不讨厌你! 我爱你! I don't hate you!I love you!
我要变成一个更好的丈夫和父亲! I need to be a better husband,a better father!
我们都应该变得更好! We all need to be better to each other!
好吧 那我也不用这么生气了! Okay,maybe I need to stop being so angry!
- 我爱你们 - 我们也爱你 爸爸 - I love you guys. - We love you,too,Dad.
我们只是想知道 你到底在谋划什么 We just want to know what's going on with you.
好吧 我把一切都告诉你们 All right,I'll tell you everything.
这东西太好用了 These things are amazing.
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好了 Farnickle太太 购物愉快 All right,Mrs.Farnickle,enjoy.
记住 打开保险 安全无忧 And remember...If the safety's on,you're good as gone.
好的 下一位 Okay,and next customer,please.
喜欢大家伙 哈? Ah,going for the big one,huh?
你一定是吓怕了! You must be feeling extra jumpy!
你根本不知道我有多害怕 You don't know the half of it.
这个家伙可以让你放松了 Well,this thing should make you feel more at ease.
你应该去枪展逛逛 You know,you ought to check out the gun show.
枪展? The gun show?
对啊 应有尽有 现在枪这么受欢迎 Yeah,it's gonna have everything,and with guns being so popular,
镇上的人基本都会参加 practically everyone in town is gonna be in attendance.
整个镇的人都在那里? The entire town in one location?
哦 我的天 Oh,my God.
校长是我们现在最大的麻烦 The principal has become our biggest problem.
我们需要一个新闻头条 把他引回镇上 We need a news headline that will draw him back to town.
亲爱的 你要给我的新闻 加点赞助吗? Oh,you're going to sponsor my content some more,baby?
我都听你的 I'm all ears.
我要回去编辑超级校报 I've got to get to the Super School News.
嘿 雅雅 你能把我的拐杖拿来吗? Hey,Classi,do you think you could get me my crutches?
不行 Nathan会不高兴的 Naw.I don't think Nathan would like that.
你一看就是个聪明人 You seem like a reasonable person.
你真的想生活在 被广告控制的世界里吗? Do you really want to live in a world controlled by ads?
我才不信呢 雅雅 I mean come on,Classy.
不对 是有儿化音的 No,it's Classi.With an "I."
是挂在裆下的小鸡鸡 爆菊花爆出翔的... The little dick that hangs off the "C" fuck the "L" out of the ass.
雅..雅..儿 Cla-ass-i.
我错了 Sorry.My bad.
我是名新闻记者 雅雅儿 如果广告控制了新闻 Look,I'm a news reporter,Claaassi,and in a world where ads control the news,
那人们将再也听不到真相 there's no way to be sure anyone's ever hearing the truth.
什么的真相? Truth about what?
我们不能一直躲着 Kyle We can't just hide,Kyle.
我们应该告诉大家治正会才是敌人 不然就来不及了 We have to let people know PC is the enemy before it's too late.
Leslie 我们不知道谁才是敌人 Leslie,we don't know who is on their side.
我们要保证安全 We have stay safe.
校长会编造一个扯淡的故事 The principal is going to try and make up some crazy story.
这是治正会的惯用手段 That's what PC people do.
你必须告诉大家你知道的事情! You have to get in front of everyone and tell them what you've learned!
我已经不演讲了 I...gave up giving speeches.
为什么呢? But why?
我来找你是因为 我听说你擅长散播消息 I came to you because I had heard how good you were at getting messages across.
还因为我觉得你很帅 That and because...I thought you were cute.
如果你在我身边 我肯定还能去演讲 I'm sure I'd have no problem giving a speech if you could be by my side.
但是我不能跟你一起去 因为太危险了 Well,I can't go with you,you know.It's too dangerous.
除非我们去一个 完全没有暴力的地方 Not if we go somewhere that's completely safe from any violence.
- 哪里? - 枪展 - Where? - The gun show.
枪展? Gun show?
那有那么多枪 肯定不会出状况 There'll be so many guns that nothing bad can happen.
有人故意用新校长 取代Victoria校长? Someone purposely had Principal Victoria replaced with the new principal?
是的 他们想利用治正会 在镇上启动改造计划 Yes,they wanted to use his PC as a means to start gentrification in our town.
所以我们才觉得 治正校长是幕后黑手 That's why we thought PC Principal was behind it,
但我们现在知道 他们只是利用 治正校长的权利满足私欲 but now we know they were just using his PC abilities to service their own needs.
自从他们猎艳的新闻 登在超级校报以后 When the pussy crusher story came out in Super School News,
治正校长开始质疑他自己 it started to make PC Principal question himself.
他开始寻找答案 He started digging for answers.
但他们并不希望他这样做 They didn't like that.
所以他们开始干扰和误导他 So,they tried to distract and mislead him with this.
不好意思 有个麦当劳广告 等会儿 Sorry.Wait.That's an ad for McDonald's.Hold on.
就用这个... With this...
又是那广告 天 可真够烦人的 Ugh,there's that ad again.God,these things are annoying.
不管怎样 无论它们是什么 Anyways,whatever these beings are,
一直在阻碍人们得到真相 they try to keep anyone from knowing the truth from...
我不想看幻灯片 Ugh,I don't want to see a slide show.
治正校长说有东西在用这图 干扰和误导他的潜意识 PC Principal said something was trying to divert and distract his subconscious mind with this.
嘿 是Leslie Wait,that's Leslie.
哦天 坏了 Kyle Oh,my God.It's Kyle.
Kyle? Kyle?
Kyle还在保护Leslie 他们在一起呢 Kyle's been protecting Leslie.They're together.
爸 他在让大家都疑神疑鬼的 然后栽赃你 He's been making everyone feel paranoid and saying you're the enemy,Dad.
好吧 该问问Kyle 为什么出卖同胞了 Well,then,it's time to go ask Kyle why he sold out his own kind.
该怎么让他说呢? How will we get him to talk?
我们要可以用友善打动他 We're going to kill him with kindness.
但这次我们用枪 But instead of kindness,we're going to use guns.
- 好耶! - 好耶! - Yeah! - Yeah!
来! 咱们走着! Come on!Let's go!
Shelly 照顾好爷爷 Shelly,you take care of Grandpa!
没问题! Okay!
不不不 不是朝他开枪 是真的照顾 No,no,no.Don't shoot Grandpa.Just literally take care of him.
牛仔们 系好安全带哦! Buckle up,buckaroos!
- 给Jimmy 热乎乎的新报纸 - 都写什么了 - Here it is,Jimmy,hot off the presses. - What is that?
超级校报最新一期 明天出版 The newest edition of Super School News,hitting the streets tomorrow.
"枪展的悲剧" "Tragedy at Gun Show."
枪展出啥事了 What happened at the gun show?
还没出呢 但马上就出了 Not what's happened,what's going to happen.
最后的秘密大清扫 The final sweeping underneath the rug.
明天的这个时候 没人会再问问题了 By this time tomorrow,nobody will be asking questions ever again.
广告最终胜利 而我就是英雄 The ads will have won,and I will be the man.
我觉得广告在耍你呢 I think the ads are playin' yo ass.
住嘴 雅雅儿! Shut up,Classi!
- 哦 不是吧 - 怎么? - Oh,hell,no! - What?
你个唐氏症小屁孩居然敢扇我 Oh,hell no,your Down syndrome ass just slapped me.
我要把你丁丁拽下来 I'mma break yo dick off!
冷静 雅雅儿 对不起啦 Hang on,Classi.I'm sorry.
我他妈要打爆你的屁股! 打爆你的鼻子! I will bust yo fucking ass!I will bust yo fucking nose!
我可不是个小娇羞 我可是个优等婊 I ain't no mimsy-ass ho!I'm a classy bitch,
我不愿意...让广告... 控制我的新闻 and I do not...want ads...controlling my news!
雅雅儿 谢谢 Classi,thank you!
想要姐帮忙? 姐帮了 You need my help?You gots it.
我得用下你电话打给Barbrady警官 咱们得赶紧去枪展 I need your phone to call Officer Barbrady,and we have to get to that gun show fast!
走 上我的雅雅快车 Quick,to the Classi-mobile!
欢迎来到南方公园枪展 Welcome back to the South Park Gun Show.
今天将有超过2000款优秀枪支 带到现场竞技 AN We've had over 2,000 gorgeous guns come through this arena today.
目前已剩下七支 是每组的冠军选手 It's been whittled down to seven,the winners from each group.
David 把我们带到现场吧 David,take us down the line.
首先 是Steven Stotch的珍藏 美艳的点33约克犬手枪 First,we have the beautiful Yorkshire .33mm with proud owner Steven Stotch.
绝对是把绝美的枪啊 David An absolutely gorgeous gun,David.
耐玩又可爱的澳式半自动步枪 主人是Maxi神父 The playful and lovely Australian semi-automatic,owned by Father Maxi.
下面是市长和她 美丽的罗德西亚猎犬猎步枪 And there's the Mayor with her delightful Rhodesian Ridgeback shotgun/rifle mix.
这款枪在这里面最受欢迎 That's a favorite of the crowd here.
在所有展览都得宠 Always a favorite at these shows.
那把枪不错 That's a nice gun right there.
裁判现在要近距离看一下 点33的约克犬手枪 The judge now asking to see that Yorkshire .33mm up close.
太美了 动起来更是美妙绝伦 And there it is...Just a beautiful gun in motion.
大家都很爱 Everybody loves it.
貌似裁判要看看猎步枪了 Looks like the judge wants to take another look at that shotgun/rifle mix.
- 接下来... - 都别动! - And next up will be the... - Nobody move!
大家都待着别动! Everyone just stay where you are!
David 貌似枪展被入侵了 And it looks like the gun show is under attack,David.
是啊 六个持枪者进入了会场 Yes,six armed gunmen have entered the arena,
其中一个拿把可爱的京巴格洛克17 one of which is carrying an absolutely gorgeous little Pekingese Glock 17.
大家听我说! Listen to me,everyone!
有些不明生物正试图改变地球 There are beings who are purposely gentrifying the Earth
让人类不堪重负 so that humans can no longer afford it.
我们在找Kyle Broflovski We've been looking for Kyle Broflovski.
有人把他藏起来了 Somebody's hiding him.
别听他们的 Don't listen to them!
真正的坏蛋是 治正会那群极端主义者 The real conspiracy here are the PC extremists
他们会毫不留情地铲除异己 who have no problem killing whoever doesn't think like they do!
你他妈真不是东西 Stan You son of a bitch,Stan.
真没想到你会站在敌人那边 How could you have sided with the enemy?
去你的 你才是敌人 Fuck you,Kyle.You're the enemy.
你们俩都错了 You've both got it wrong.
- Jimmy? - Barbrady警官? - Jimmy? - Officer Barbrady?
- 雅雅儿? - Randy? - Classi? - Randy?
Kyle 我知道你认为Leslie 是个友善和蔼的姑娘 Kyle,I know you probably thought Leslie was a kind,caring girl,
但事实上 她只是个广告 but the truth is she's just an ad.
- 广告? - 它们开始变得有知觉了 - An ad? - They've become sentient!
它们变成了人的样子 They've taken human form.
你已经很难分辨了 You can't tell what's human and what's an ad anymore.
哦妈呀 真的吗? Oh,geez.Are you serious?
广告要怎么干死呢? How am I supposed to fuck an ad to death?
该死的广告! Ugh,flippin' ads.
真是让人烦透了! They're such a pain in the ass.
你跟我说Jimmy死了 You told me Jimmy was dead.
终于知道Victoria校长 为何被解雇了吧 So,now we know who got Principle Victoria fired.
都别动! 都原地不许动! Nobody move,m'kay!Everyone just stay where you are!
Mackey? Mackey?
是 我只想开除Victoria校长 并不想发展成这样 Yes,I wanted Principle Victoria fired,but I didn't want any of this!
你敢害我? 为什么? You got me fired?Why?!
做你属下做了18年...18年啊! 18 years of answering to you...18 years!
你总是叫我干这干那 You always telling me what to do.
如果你有疑问 为何不和我说呢? If you had problems with me,why didn't you just talk to me?
你根本不听! 没人听我的! You never listened!Nobody listens to me!
他们都希望我能听他们的 They just expect me to listen to them!
也许我们该明白有时 辅导员也需要被辅导呢! Maybe we should have realized that sometimes a counselor needs counseling!
我不知道 也许我已经被广告操纵了 I don't know.Maybe I got manipulated by these ads,too,somehow,
我不该变成这样的 but I should have been a better person!
我们都会变成更好的人 We all could be better people...
我们都会! 我们所有人! All of us!We all played a part.
或许从此以后镇上的人们 会增强彼此的交流 Maybe from now on people in this town need to communicate more!
更相互帮助! Care about each other!
要想共同打败我们的敌人 If we're going to defeat our enemies,
这就是我们大家要做的 大家一起来 that's what it's going to take...all of us,together!
如果大家早点认识到就好了 If only we'd had these before,huh?
每次你拦截了我们 我们就更聪明 Every time you block us,we get smarter.
每次你想阻挡我们 我们就更强大 Every time you try to stop us,we are more.
一个计划失败了 又一个计划将诞生 If one plan fails,we will plan another.
你们永远不会战胜广告 You will never be rid of ads.
嘿 Leslie! Hey,Leslie!
你们利用治正会 扭曲治正会 做尽坏事 Your species took PC and twisted it for evil purposes.
我很生气! That pisses me off!
你被开除了! You're expelled.
干得漂亮! Yes,dude!
嗯 我觉得还有一件事要去解决 Well,I guess there's just one last thing to take care of.
为何一定要这样呢? Why did it have to be like this?!
我们为何不能在这星球上 好好共处呢?! Why couldn't we try to live on this planet together?!
或许我们并不完美 但我们的镇子原来还不错 Maybe we're not perfect beings,but we built a better town!
我们不需要你来帮我们 We didn't need you to do that!
我们会继续努力把这里建设好! And we'll keep on trying to make it better!
Randy 你在朝全食超市吼什么 Randy,you're yelling at a Whole Foods.
滚出去! Go on!Get out of here!
我们知道! 其他人也会知道! We know!Others will know!
欺骗我们不再那么容易了 It isn't going to be so easy,not anymore.
你朋友可能是广告
好了 大家听着 All right everyone,listen up.
我不知道你怎么想 但就我来说 I don't know about you,but I,for one,
我已经受够了 那些歧视我们种族的言论 am sick and tired of all the hate speech and microaggressions against our species.
我们有新的敌人... We have a new enemy out there...
这个看不到的敌人非常偏执 An almost invisible foe that is so bigoted,
他们歧视人类 希望我们都死光光 so racially biased,they actually think we should all die.
他们设法诱惑我们的年轻一代 手段卑劣无耻 They are trying to attract our youth,using tactics that are underhanded and unfair.
不管他们攻势有多盛 我们不能让他们夺走治正会 But no matter how hard they hit us,we cannot let them take from us our PC.
所以 大家决定由我留任校长 And so,I have been asked to stay on as your principal.
未来几个月 我们这里要发生改变 A lot of changes will happen in the coming months.
总之我想说 The bottom line is that the only thing that
想要学会辨别谁好谁坏 distinguishes those who want to kill us from those who don't
只需要你有强烈的正义感 is that we have the burning desire for social justice.
我们在打仗 想赢得胜利 We are at war,but the only way to win this war
就要理解别人 刚正不阿 尽量做到政治正确 is to be as understanding,non-biased,and politically correct as possible.
以后的日子不好过了 This is gonna be really hard.
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