翻译 豆和星星 Annie
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翻译 舒九 梅惜敛
THE SUB-MAN
校对 宇宙万宝路 后期 Jason肖
原 创 翻 译 中英双语字幕
特效 Jason肖 压制 浅浅
♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
监制 宇宙万宝路 时间轴 爱莉杏菜
THE SUB-MAN
原 创 翻 译 中英双语字幕
♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪
南方公园 第二十一季 第５集 "喜姆娃娃与海洛因"
马库斯生日快乐!
安静 大家能听到吗 喂 Okay! Okay! Can everyone hear me? Hello?
感谢大家一同庆祝马库斯的生日 Thanks, everyone, for helping us celebrate Marcus' birthday.
我们请来了你最喜欢的艺人 马库斯 As a special birthday surprise for you, Marcus,
给你作特别的生日惊喜 we got you your favorite entertainer.
请大家欢迎查克芝士鼠 Everyone, please welcome Chuck E. Cheese!
大家好... 喂 喂 Hey... Check. Check.
太棒了 Yes! Yes!
感谢... 庆... 马库斯生日... Thanks... celeb... Marcus' birthday...
他犯啥病呢 What's wrong with him?
没看出来吗 他止痛药嗑嗨了 Can't you tell? He's high on painkillers!
等等 Ugh. Ugh. Hold on.
马蛋 Shit.
好 我们... 一起来吧 Okay, let's... Let's do this.
♪ 我从未想过给你带来... ♪ ♪ I never meant to cause you any so... ♪
好了 孩子们... All right, kids...
不如我们回派对上切蛋糕吧 Uh, why don't we head back to the party and cut the cake?
我不要蛋糕 I don't want cake!
谁会在这种情况下吃蛋糕 Who could eat cake at a time like this?!
又一个吸毒过量的 Another drug overdose?
很有可能 Most likely.
我们在他的玩偶外套里 Percocet and OxyContin
发现了扑热息痛和奥施康定[此后出现药物皆为镇痛药] found wrapped in his cheese cloth.
明明是处方药却没有处方 Prescription drugs but with no prescription.
警方知道这些非法药物从何而来吗 You guys know where all these illegal meds are coming from?
很有可能来自监狱 Most likely from the prisons.
每当出现毒品泛滥事件 Whenever there's a drug epidemic,
通常都能追查到那些 you can usually trace it back to people who've been
被社会抛弃和遗忘的人 thrown away by society and forgotten about.
荫园 退休老人疗养社区
未经许可 不得出院
有事吗 Can I help you?
有 我来看我爷爷 Yeah, I'm here to visit my grandpa.
好贴心哟 Oh, how nice of you.
行 举起手来 All right. Arms in the air.
这是啥礼物 What's the present?
喜姆娃娃而已 Just some Hummels.
又是喜姆娃娃 More Hummels?
老年人为啥这么痴迷 Why are senior citizens so infatuated
这些德国小雕像 with these little German statues?
行 去吧 你有十分钟时间 All right. Go on. You got 10 minutes.
- 爷爷 - 比利 - Grandpa? - Billy!
你终于来看我了 Finally you're here to visit.
你给爷爷带礼物了吗 Did you bring grandpa a present?
我带了你想要的 Yeah I got what you wanted.
"幸福流浪者"和"快乐旅行家" Aw, Merry Wanderer and Happy Traveler?
这两款弱爆了 These Hummels suck!
那人只给了我这俩 That's what the guy gave me!
没事 比利 It's okay, Billy.
只要你再把米吉拉卡蒂夫人的 I'm just gonna need you to deliver another one
针织枕头送出去一个 of Ms. McGullicutty's crochet pillow.
得了吧 爷爷 Aw, come on, Grandpa!
我来看你还不够吗 Isn't it enough I come to visit?
你不明白这地方的规矩 You don't understand how it works in here!
米吉拉卡蒂夫人是老大 Ms. McGullicutty is top bitch.
必须对她言听计从 不然就要付出代价 You do what she says or you pay the price.
不 求你了 我不想惹事儿 No, please, I-I don't want no trouble!
抱歉 我会取得更珍贵的人偶 I'm sorry! I'll get better Hummels!
斯坦 快来 老兄 Dude, Stan! Come on, dude.
我们要去肯尼家放烟花 We're gonna go set off fireworks at Kenny's house.
我马上来 先帮我爷爷跑个腿 I will. I just got to do this for my grandpa first.
又来 Again?!
伙计 你到底要帮他 Dude, how many crappy crochet
送多少个针织破枕头 pillows do you have to give out for him?
我不知道 但这是他的心愿 I don't know. It's what he wants.
我感觉很惭愧 好吗 我觉得他太惨了 I feel bad for him, all right? I think he's miserable.
他老了 老年人本来就惨 He's old. He's supposed to be miserable.
听着 我只需帮他做个交易 Look, I just got to make this exchange for him
然后我们就能走了 她好像来了 and then we can go. Oh, oh, I think this is her now.
你是斯坦·马什吗 Are you Stan Marsh?
是我 捣蛋鬼狐狸[爱探险的朵拉角色] It's me, Swiper.
好 喜姆娃娃带来没 Cool. Do you have the Hummel?
我带了 This is it.
"滑向圣诞节 限量款" Ride into Christmas. Limited Edition.
快把枕头给我 Now give me the pillow.
我还要赶去生日派对 I have to get to a birthday party.
好吧 'Kay, fine.
好的 再见 All right. Peace!
兄弟 好诡异啊 Dude, that's really weird.
老年人很喜欢喜姆娃娃 Old people love Hummels, dude.
南方公园小学
同学们 教职员工们 Students, faculty, and staff,
最近 我们面临着规模庞大的毒品泛滥事件 today, we are facing an epidemic of catastrophic proportions.
我知道大家都在悼念查克鼠 I know I am not alone in mourning the loss
纪念我们最优秀的艺人的离去 of one our greatest entertainers, Chuck E. Cheese.
我们要是早知道他活在人间地狱 Had we known the personal hell he was going through,
没准我们还能救他 perhaps we could have helped.
但很多人急切地 But too many were more than eager
卖给查克鼠阿片类药 to supply Chuck E. with the opioids
导致了他英年早逝 that caused his untimely death.
查克鼠不是我们社区内第一个 Chuck E. Was not the first entertainer in our community
死于毒品泛滥的艺人 to die from this epidemic.
我们不能忘记 Let us not forget
惊奇小丑杜克 Dinkie Dook the clown,
去年三月 dead of a Roxanol overdose
在汤米·施耐德的成人礼上 吗啡中毒死亡 at Tommy Schneider's bar mitzvah last March,
愿望精灵姐妹 Shimmer and Shine, who both collapsed
在尼力·安德森的生日派对上 from massive amounts of oxycodone in their systems
皆因奥施康定中毒死亡 at Nelly Anderson's birthday party,
蜘蛛侠 因为杜冷丁英年早逝 Spiderman, cut down in his prime by Demerol,
还有最近 捣蛋鬼狐狸 and just recently, Swiper the Fox,
死因是他针织枕头内发现的多种阿片类药 dead of multiple opioids found inside his crochet pillow.
我们还要失去多少艺人 How many more entertainers must we lose
才会采取行动 before we take action?!
是时候向社区内的阿片类药宣战了 It is time to declare war on opioids in our society!
兄弟 咋回事 斯坦 Dude, what the fuck, Stan?!
我也不知道 好吗 I didn't know, all right?!
你不知道你在帮你爷爷偷运毒品吗 You didn't know you were slinging drugs for your grandpa?
我从来没想过 It didn't occur to me as a possibility.
盆友 你听见同学们咋说的吗 Dude, did you hear everyone in school?
他们来追查你了 They're coming after you.
你害死了捣蛋鬼狐狸 You killed Swiper the Fox,
我们当时还跟你在一起 and we were standing there with you!
你得告诉大家 我们那时还被蒙在鼓里 You got to tell people we had no idea what was going on!
我特么也被蒙在鼓里 I had no idea what was going on!
你们好哇 Hey, fellas!
我的天 马库斯那小子杀气腾腾啊 Boy, that Marcus kid is on the warpath, huh?
他可真士气高昂 He's really motivated.
我是说 去他的 但我觉得挺好 I mean, screw that kid, but I guess it's good
终于有人出手 somebody's finally doing
对付这些无良毒贩了 something about these goddamn drug dealers.
回见 同志们 Well, see ya, fellas!
我们唯一的出路就是马上去警局 Our only way out is to go to the police right now
交出斯坦的爷爷 and turn Stan's grandpa in!
不 我们不必这样 No, we don't have to do that.
我去和他谈 就能平息这件事 Let me go talk to him. I can put a stop to this.
爷爷 你把我卷入什么破事了 Grandpa, what the hell have you gotten me into?
嘘 小声点 隔墙有耳 Shh! Quiet, they'll hear you!
针织枕头里面是毒品 对吧 There were drugs in the crochet pillow, weren't there?
你知道人们因此丧命吗 Do you know people are dying?!
我还能怎样 比利 What do you want me to do, Billy?
看到米吉拉卡蒂夫人了吗 You see Mrs. McGullicutty over there?
谁有最棒的喜姆娃娃藏品 Whoever has the best Hummel collection
谁就是这里的老大 而她的藏品最棒 is top bitch in this place, and she's got the best.
她冷酷无情 还经常放老妇之屁 She's ruthless, and she has those old lady farts.
你听说过老妇之屁吧 You know old lady farts, right?
她们的菊花松到感觉不到自己放屁 Where they're so loose they don't even acknowledge they happened?
你好 马什先生 Oh, hello, Mr. Marsh.
米吉拉卡蒂夫人 您今天感觉如何 Ah! Mrs. McGullicutty. How are you feeling today?
我感觉非常好 I'm doing very well.
他们给你扑热息痛来缓解膝痛了吗 Have they given you Percocet for that knee of yours?
当然 给你吧 我刚拿到 Oh, uh, yeah, here. I just got it.
请收下 Here you go.
我差点以为 Oh, you'd almost think
你是想瞒着我呢 you were trying to keep them from me.
夫人 Oh, uh, ma'am?
我爷爷很需要那些药 My grandpa actually really needs those drugs.
他的膝盖很疼 He's in a lot of pain.
这是谁家的淘气鬼 Ooh, and who is this little rascal?
这是我孙子 请... 别在意 That's just my grandson. He... He's worthless.
真贴心 How sweet.
你是来疗养院看爷爷的吧 Hmm? Coming to visit your old papa in the joint, huh?
你很爱爷爷 对吗 You love your papa, don't you?
你也不想看到他受更多的苦吧 You'd hate to see him suffer even more than he already is.
马什 你给我老实点 You watch your ass, Marsh,
不然我就把你送去禁闭室 or I'll have you sent to the quiet room.
她... 在说什么 禁闭室又是啥 Wh... What is she talking about? What's the quiet room?
我说了... 她在此掌管一切 I told you... She has all the pull in here.
你敢不听话 就等着玩单人纸牌吧 You go against what she says, you end up in solitaire.
不 拜托 我什么也没干 No. No, please! I-I didn't do anything!
没事 斯坦迪什先生 It's all right, Mr. Standish.
你只需要静一静 You just need a little quiet time.
我连怎么玩都不知道 求求你 I don't even know how to play solitaire! Please!
公园镇法医所
我听说他们 I understand that, today,
今天要给查克芝士鼠做尸检 they are performing Chuck E. Cheese's autopsy?
哦 那个小孩派对艺人 没错 Oh the kid's party performer, yeah.
作为关注他的民众 我希望能够在场 As a concerned member of the public, I wish to be present.
验尸官 司法鉴定 太平间
抱歉 儿童不允许参与尸检 Uh, sorry, children aren't really allowed in autopsies.
那我就在这 等待法医的报告 Then I shall wait here to learn the coroner's findings!
毒理报告显示 Toxicology report shows subject
死者猝死时体内含有大量阿片类药物 had massive amounts of opioids in system at time of death.
尸检开始 Now proceeding.
把这些扔进垃圾桶 Have these put in the garbage.
法医 你有什么发现 What did you find, coroner?
你是谁 Who is this?
我们社区内近来毒品泛滥 先生 There is an epidemic in our community, sir!
大家真心想解决这个问题 Some of us actually care to confront the problem.
妈的 快说你有什么发现 Now, damn it, what did you find?
没什么离奇之处 Nothing out of the ordinary.
死者只因吸毒过量而死 The subject died of a simple overdose.
此外我们在死者的直肠里 We found nothing else except for two Hummels
发现了两个喜姆娃娃 in the subject's rectal cavity.
在直肠里发现喜姆娃娃 Hummels? In his rectal cavity, you say,
你还觉得这很正常 and you do not find this 'out of the ordinary'?
再正常不过 Not at all.
所有生日派对艺人的肛门里 We've found Hummels in nearly all
我们都发现了喜姆娃娃 the birthday entertainer's anal cavities.
这在吸毒过量的死者中很常见 It's very common in our overdose victims.
你难道不觉得太常见了吗 A bit too common, don't you think?
亲们 为什么爷爷要待在疗养院 Guys, why does grandpa have to be in the nursing home?
他不能再和我们住吗 Can't he live with us again?
斯坦 爷爷有很多需求 Stan, grandpa has a lot of needs
而我们家满足不了 that we can't provide him here.
他需要专业的照料 He needs professional supervision.
果真如此吗 Is that really it? Because
因为我觉得我们好像抛弃了爷爷 I-I just feel like we kind of threw grandpa away
- 遗忘了他 - 说什么呢 - and forgot about him. - Oh, really?
你知道我们花了多少钱 Do you have any idea how much money we pay
才能送他进去吗 to have grandpa in that place?
你爷爷很特别 Your grandpa is styling.
你能想象每天无所事事 Can you imagine being able to just sit around all day
除了吃就是看电视的美好生活吗 and not have to do anything but eat and watch TV?
能 没准我会发疯然后自杀 Yeah, I'd probably go crazy and want to kill myself.
天呐 斯坦 他又不是蹲监狱 Jesus, Stan, it's not like he's in jail.
但和监狱差不多 Yeah, it's kind of like jail.
你应该去看看他 You should go visit him.
没法 I can't.
我拼了老命挣钱 I'm too busy busting my ass
给你爷爷交住院金 to pay the bills for that place
还有你学吉他的学费 and to pay for your guitar lessons.
我啥时候学吉他了 I don't have guitar lessons.
我不想去 那里太压抑了 I don't want to go there. It's depressing.
还是被你耍了 Aw, you tricked me.
喂 Hello?
伙计 你让巴特斯去送针织枕头了吗 Dude! Did you give Butters a crochet pillow to drop off?
老兄 我别无选择 Dude, I don't have a choice.
我必须帮我爷爷得到喜姆娃娃 I have to get the Hummels for my grandpa.
你要喜姆娃娃没问题 Well, you need to get Hummels
但你不能把巴特斯变成毒贩 without making Butters a drug dealer.
毒贩 Drug dealer?!
好吧 好吧 All right. All right.
我好像有主意了 I think I know another way.
♪ 他们把我囚禁在这 ♪ ♪ They got me locked up in here ♪
♪ 我整天干坐 痛苦不堪 ♪ ♪ And I'm sitting, doin' hard time ♪
♪ 铁盆里尿尿 ♪ ♪ Pissin' in a metal bowl ♪
♪ 排队吃猪食 ♪ ♪ Eatin' shit from a lunch line ♪
♪ 他们把我囚禁 ♪ ♪ They got me locked up ♪
♪ 这里没人知道你的名字 ♪ ♪ In here, nobody knows you by your name ♪
♪ 你只是个数字 ♪ ♪ You just a number ♪
♪ 苟活在臭婊子的淫威下 ♪ ♪ Livin' under bitch-ass rules of a broken game ♪
♪ 他们扔下我等死 留我愤怒又孤独 ♪ ♪ They put me here to die, left me angry and alone ♪
♪ 只因我开始衰老 ♪ ♪ For the crime of being old ♪
♪ 他们把我扔在疗养院 ♪ ♪ They threw me in this nursing home ♪
♪ 他们把我囚禁在这 ♪ ♪ They got me locked up in here ♪
♪ 让我腐烂在牢笼 ♪ ♪ Rotting in my cell ♪
♪ 他们给我假花与假山 ♪ ♪ They got me fake plants and waterfalls ♪
♪ 这是人间炼狱 ♪ ♪ It's a living hell ♪
♪ 他们把我囚禁在这 ♪ ♪ They got me locked up in here ♪
♪ 这样他们就能甩掉包袱 ♪ ♪ So they can throw away their troubles ♪
♪ 如今的我 只剩德国喜姆娃娃 ♪ ♪ All that I have now are my little German Hummels ♪
♪ 喜姆娃娃 喜姆娃娃 喜姆娃娃 ♪ ♪ Hummels, Hummels, Hummels, Hummels ♪
♪ 他们把我 ♪ ♪ They got me ♪
♪ 隔壁又刚住进一个妹子 ♪ ♪ Brand new bitch was just admitted next door ♪
喜姆娃娃电视购物网
♪ 翘臀火辣 芳龄八十四 ♪ ♪ Hot piece of ass 'cause she's only 84 ♪
♪ 下个宾果夜 我要撞得她淤青满屄 ♪ ♪ Next bingo night, I'll pound that pussy black and blue ♪
♪ 只要我能赶在汤米爷爷前面 ♪ ♪ As long as I can get her before Tommy's grandpa do ♪
十月活动
♪ 他们把我 ♪ ♪ They got me ♪
♪ 老天爷 我受够了这些老年活动 ♪ ♪ Man, I can't handle these old-people activities ♪
♪ 坐大巴 去度假 小孩过来把歌唱 ♪ ♪ Tour group on a bus, children come to sing to us ♪
♪ 三点钟 打桥牌 他们强迫我离开 ♪ ♪ 3.00 p.M. Canasta, They put me out to pasture ♪
♪ 不再是死囚狱 他们称此安养院 ♪ ♪ Death row stops this, I think they call it hospice ♪
临终安养院
♪ 安养院... ♪ ♪ Hospice... ♪
这周的药送到了 Hey, we have this week's delivery of medications.
进来吧 Bring 'em in!
南方公园小学
你好 马什先生 Hello, Mr. Marsh.
你好 马库斯 Oh, he-hey, Marcus.
我发现你最近 I understand you've become
挺爱收藏喜姆娃娃呀 quite the Hummel collector lately.
喜姆娃娃哪点吸引了你呢 What's the fascination with Hummels?
没啥... 我只是很喜欢喜姆娃娃 好吗 Nothing. I... Look, I just really like Hummels, okay?
我... 我单纯喜欢罢了 I'm just... I'm really into Hummels.
我懂了 那你肯定能告诉我 Ah. I see. So then you should be able
这款喜姆娃娃的名字吧 to tell me what this Hummel is called.
这... 这个... That... That's, uh...
说啊 如果你是喜姆娃娃专家 Come on! If you're a Hummel expert,
你就该知道它的名字啊 then you should know it's name!
这...这是"雨中吹哨" It's... It's Whistling in the Rain.
错 这是"暴风雨天" Wrong! It's called Stormy Weather.
- 你知道它来自哪里吗 - 不知道 - Do you know where it was found? - No.
他是在查克芝士鼠的菊花深处找到的 It was found deep in the anus of one Chuck E. Cheese,
就是那位备受爱戴的著名艺人 the renowned entertainer beloved by millions!
如果你对害艺术家丧命的毒品事件 If you know something about the epidemic
有所了解 你最好如实交代 that is killing artists, then you better cough it up.
马库斯 相信我 你不想被卷进来的 Marcus, trust me, you don't want to get involved.
当查克鼠在我眼前犹如 I became involved when Chuck E. Cheese
破布偶般倒下起 我就被卷进来了 collapsed like a rag doll before my very eyes!
如果你与此相关 我会拉你陪葬 If you had any involvement, I will bring you down!
很高兴见到你 爸 Well, it was really great seeing you, Dad.
我们差不多得走了 Guess we oughta hit the road soon.
你终于来看我了 这回待了十分钟 You finally come to visit and leave after 10 minutes.
天呐 现在我们知道 Oh, Jesus, now we know
斯坦的愧疚感从何而来了 where Stan gets his guilt trips from.
有人最近貌似很淘气啊 It seems somebody's been a little naughty lately.
米吉拉卡蒂夫人 Oh, Mrs. McGullicutty,
最近好吗 how are you?
天呐 这些喜姆娃娃藏品真可爱 My, what a lovely Hummel collection
你在慢慢收集呢 you're starting to amass.
闻着像是全新的 不是吗 Almost smells brand new, doesn't it?
像是从工厂里直接买来的 Like it was purchased right from the factory.
这些可爱的人都是谁呀 Ooh, and who are these lovely people?
肯定的是来探望的家人 Family that came to visit, no doubt?
没错 我们喜欢来这里 Yes. Yeah, we love coming here.
家人 Ah, family.
我记得我还小的时候 I remember when I was a little girl.
我哥哥以前这样耍过我 My brother used to play such tricks on me.
他想骗我 Try to fool me.
他想推卸他的责任 Try to get out from his responsibilities.
我把喜姆娃娃全给你 I'm giving you Hummels.
它们从何而来有什么关系呢 What's it matter where they come from?
我觉得无所谓 但是他们很在意 It doesn't matter to me, but it matters to them.
大块头们 The big guys.
其实 他们想让更多人上瘾 You see, what they want is more people who are addicted.
上针织枕头的瘾 To crochet pillows.
明白吗 Got it?
很高兴见到你们 Nice to meet you fine folks.
我们再也不会来了 We're never visiting here again.
你死定了 巴特斯 Oh, ho! You're dead, Butters!
我去 Aw, geez.
各位 各位 求帮助 Guys! Guys, I need your help!
如果有关你的海洛因行动 那就别找我们 If it has to do with your heroin operation, count us out.
我刚和爷爷谈过 I just talked to my grandpa.
除老年人补药以外 还有其他的交易 There's more at work here than just old people pushing pills.
斯坦 我们不想被卷进来 Stan, we told you we don't want to be involved.
疗养院的头号臭婊 The head bitch of the nursing home
快把我爷爷搞死了... is gonna take my grandpa down...
没准还有我全家 Maybe my whole family!
让开 兄弟 Get outta the way, dude!
但我知道该怎么做 But I know what to do!
谁有最棒的喜姆娃娃藏品 谁就掌管疗养院 Whoever has the best Hummels controls the nursing home.
我们得把那女人的藏品全偷过来 We gotta steal this lady's Hummel collection
然后给我爷爷 and give it to my grandpa.
斯坦 我们完全不想帮你 Dude, Stan, even if we wanted to help you,
即使我们想帮你 which we don't, there's no way
我们也没法溜进疗养院 We can sneak into an old folks home,
支开所有老年人 distract all the old people,
然后偷走老太太的藏品 and take an old lady's Hummels.
慢着 倒真是有个办法 Oh, wait, there totally is a way you could do that.
有吗 什...什么办法 卡特曼 Yeah? What... What is it, Cartman?
兄弟 我们不想被拉下水 Dude, we're not getting involved!
卡特曼 如果你有办法 请告诉我吧 Cartman, if you have an idea, please tell me.
我需要你 I need you.
我知道怎么引开老年人 I know how to distract old people.
操蛋 Aw, shit.
喂 Yes?
我们在小汤普森的派对 We're at Mimi Thompson's party.
小猪佩奇在台上晕倒了 Peppa Pig just collapsed on stage!
老天啊 我到达前 别让任何人靠近小猪佩奇 Oh, my God! Don't let anyone near Peppa Pig until I arrive!
闪开 让我过去 Move aside! Let me through!
佩奇 佩奇 能听见吗 Aw, Peppa. Peppa, can you hear me?
我是马库斯·普雷斯顿 能听见我说话吗 My name is Marcus Preston. Can you understand me?
你从哪搞到毒品的 佩奇 Where did you get the drugs, Peppa?
是斯坦·马什吗 Was it from Stan Marsh?
兄弟 你讲啥呢 Yo, man, what you talkin' 'bout?
快特么叫救护车啊 Get me a fucking ambulance.
嘘 佩奇 专心点 Shh! Peppa, focus.
你很快就能上天堂了 Soon you'll be in Heaven,
你想跳多少泥塘 就能跳多少 jumping in all the muddy puddles you can imagine,
首先 你必须告诉我... but first, you must tell me...
喜姆娃娃去向何处 佩奇 Where do the Hummels go, Peppa?
行了 让我们过去 小屁孩儿走开 All right, let us through. Get away, kids.
佩奇 快说 为什么是喜姆娃娃 Peppa, now! Why Hummels?
你得说出来 You've got to squeal!
是老年人 Old people!
老年人... 喜欢喜姆娃娃 Old people... love Hummels.
没事的 It's okay.
她去陪查克芝士鼠了 She's with Chuck E. Cheese now.
- 需要帮忙吗 - 需要你好 - Can I help you? - Yes, hello.
我们是可爱的小孩 来给老年人送去欢乐 We are adorable children here to entertain old people.
今晚好像没人预约 Didn't think we had anyone scheduled tonight.
你们是新教徒青年组吗 Are you with the Protestant youth group?
是的 没错 我们是来这里 Yes, that's right. We are young
志愿卖淫的小鸭子[新教徒和卖淫读音相近] prostitutes here to volunteer however we can.
好吧 Fine.
叫他们出来 儿童合唱团又来了 Round 'em up! We got another kids choir!
快点 动起来 Come on! Let's go!
儿童合唱团在公共区 Children's choir in the commons.
- 活见鬼 - 靠 - Damn it. - Shit.
可爱的孩子们要为你们唱歌了 动起来 Darling children are gonna sing for you. Move your asses!
杀了我吧 Not again!
好了 老人们 今晚感觉如何 All right, seniors, how are we feeling tonight?
我们要用几首歌曲 振奋你们的精神 Our youth group has come to lift your spirits
带你们漫步记忆的小巷 with some songs to take you down memory lane.
希望你们能享受这几首老人歌曲 We hope you can enjoy some nice old-people music.
♪ 我 ♪ ♪ I'm ♪
♪ 疯癫入骨 ♪ ♪ Insane in the membrane ♪
柏树山乐队的"Insane In The Brain" 该乐队为倡导大麻的说唱乐队
♪ 疯癫入骨 ♪ ♪ Insane in the membrane ♪
♪ 头脑发狂 ♪ ♪ Insane in the brain ♪
♪ 极度疯狂 啥都不想 ♪ ♪ Crazy insane, got no brain ♪
♪ 深入骨髓 ♪ ♪ In the membrane ♪
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♪ 我的 ♪ ♪ Myyy ♪
♪ 奶昔引来了所有男孩 ♪ ♪ Milkshake brings all the boys ♪
酷莉丝的"Milkshake"
♪ 来我庭院 ♪ ♪ To the yard ♪
♪ 他们爱我 ♪ ♪ And they're like ♪
♪ 胜过爱你们 ♪ ♪ It's better than yours ♪
♪ 就是如此 ♪ ♪ Damn right ♪
♪ 我技术更好 ♪ ♪ It's better than yours ♪
♪ 我火热的奶昔 ♪ ♪ My hot milkshake ♪
接下来的歌 改编自涅槃乐队 And now, here's our own take
那首历久弥新的歌曲 on that oldie but goodie by Nirvana.
涅槃乐队的"Rape Me"
♪ 在寒彻骨髓的冬季 ♪ ♪ In the cool, cool winter ♪
♪ 强暴我 ♪ ♪ Rape me ♪
♪ 在酷热难熬的夏季 ♪ ♪ In the hot, hot summertime ♪
♪ 强暴我 朋友 ♪ ♪ Rape me, my friend ♪
难听死了 You suck!
我们是可爱的小孩 We are adorable children
来给你们的日子送温暖 trying to bring sunshine into your lives!
干你妹 Fuck you!
♪ 若你 ♪ ♪ If you ♪
♪ 想叫我宝贝 ♪ ♪ Want to call me baby ♪
♪ 就这么叫吧 ♪ ♪ Just go ahead now ♪
你好 马什 Hello, Mr. Marsh.
马库斯 Marcus.
我说过会让你陪葬 I told you I'd bring you down.
马库斯 不是你想的那样 Marcus, it's not what you think.
我在力挽狂澜 I'm trying to make things better here.
可不是嘛 I'll bet you are.
你和你爷爷 这里的所有人 You, your grandpa, all the people here
都要蹲监狱 are going to jail!
我要报警了 I'm calling the police.
你可以让这里倒闭 You can put an end to this place,
但你解决不了根源 but you won't be stopping the problem!
这些人也是受害者 马库斯 These people are victims too, Marcus.
受困于牛掰的大人物们 Victims of a way bigger game
下的一盘牛掰的棋 being played by way bigger people.
为了救自己的小命... You're a fine one for speeches...
你可真是滔滔不绝... When it comes to saving your own ass.
这不是为了我 马库斯 It's not for me, Marcus.
听着 我知道你爱查克鼠 Look, I know you loved Chuck E. Cheese.
我知道你会 I know you'd do anything
竭尽全力打倒那些夺走他的人 to bring down the people who took him from you.
所以你才要盘查清楚 马库斯 That's why you have to go further, Marcus.
抓住那些利用查克鼠的毒瘾牟利的人 Take it to the people who profited from Chuck E.'s addiction.
他不过是... He was just a mouse...
想给人们带去欢乐的老鼠 who wanted to make people happy.
我懂 我懂 I know. I know.
♪ 没时间满世界寻找 ♪ ♪ No time to search the world around ♪
绿日乐队的"When I Come Around"
♪ 当我来到 ♪ ♪ When I come around ♪
♪ 我已来到 ♪ ♪ I come around ♪
你们要去哪 Where y'all going?
回房间 Back to our rooms.
你们这些小鬼唱歌要命 You kids are absolutely awful.
怎么... 我房间里有人 What the... Someone is in my room!
搞啥 Whaaaaat?!
比利 你来干吗 Billy, what are you doing here?
惊喜吗 爷爷 Surprise, Grandpa.
我拿到你需要的东西了 I got what you needed.
比利 Billy!
米吉拉卡蒂夫人的喜姆娃娃藏品 Mrs. McGullicutty's Hummel collection!
你帮我弄到了 You got it for me!
对 爷爷 Yeah, Grandpa.
现在你可以结束一切了 是吗 Now you can put a stop to all this, right?
没错 也许我能做到 Yeah. I just might be able to.
你这是干什么 爷爷 What are you doing, Grandpa?
我说过了 比利... I told you, Billy...
这些喜姆娃娃在老人中拥有特殊力量 These Hummels hold a special power with old people.
是你 You!
快点 离开这里 Go on, get outta here.
你真以为偷了我的喜姆娃娃 You really thought stealing my Hummels
就能成为这里的老大吗 will make YOU the head bitch in this place?!
对 我想是的 Yeah, I think it will.
你现在知道 疗养院是咋办事的了吧 Now you know how we do shit in the nursing home.
真牛掰 That's pretty sweet.
把手放开 年轻仔 You get your paws off of me, young man!
马上就好 米吉拉卡蒂夫人 There, there, Mrs. McGullicutty.
一切都会好起来的 Everything's gonna be all right.
我不玩单人纸牌 No! Not Solitaire!
我不会屈服的 别想逼我玩 I won't play it! You can't make me!
恭喜你成为这里的老大 爷爷 Congratulations on becoming head bitch, Grandpa.
谢谢 比利 Thank you, Billy.
我们还得把从中牟利的 Now, if only we could take down
真正的混球给拿下 the real douche bags who profit from all this.
别担心 Don't worry.
我有种预感 那天不会远了 I have a feeling that's about to happen.
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我是马库斯·普雷斯顿 My name is Marcus Preston.
我有些问题要问 I have some questions.
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