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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
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THE SUB-MAN
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪
南方公园 第二十一季 第６集 "巫爹养的"
那几个家伙多久到啊 What time are the other guys getting there?
大家都说傍晚 也就快了 Everyone just said sundown, which should be soon.
♪ 糖果拿来 ♪ ♪ I want candy ♪
帅呀 瑞恩 Lookin' good, Ryan!
我今年搞了个真披风 Yeah, I got a real cape this year.
你们瞧 Check it out!
莎朗 我的杰克·丹尼威士忌酒盒在哪 Hey, Sharon, did you see the box of Jack Daniels?
不行 你别想再搞这茬 Oh, no. You're not doing this again.
你啥意思 我肯定要去啊 What do you mean? Of course I am.
斯坦想让我们带他去南瓜乐园 Stan wanted us to take him to the pumpkin patch.
莎朗 你明知道万圣节的前一周 Sharon, you know the week leading up to Halloween
一直是陪兄弟的女巫派对周 is always my Witch Party Week with the guys.
你们会喝得烂醉如泥 Yeah, and you guys get wasted.
只是小酌两杯 We have some drinks.
拜托 别人家的老婆 Come on. All the other guys' wives
都没这么唠叨 aren't being bitchy about it.
咋样 女巫们 Sup, witches?!
很好 兰迪带了威士忌 All right! Randy's got the J.D.!
没错 "其他东西"在谁那儿 Yep. Who's got the other stuff?
凯文说他带过来 Kevin says he's bringing it.
麻烦你 搞快点 Come on. Come on.
亲爱的 我们能出发了吗 Sweetheart, can we get going, please?
稍等 卡宝 Hang on, babe!
我再捯饬一会儿 Just a couple more things.
亲爱的 南瓜乐园一小时前就开园了 Honey, the pumpkin patch opened like an hour ago
还记得我说了嘛 and 'member how I was saying
我想早点去的 I want to get there early?
好看吗 What do you think?
很好 完美 赶紧去南瓜乐园吧 Great. Perfect. Let's go to the pumpkin patch.
好 马上就来 Yup! Almost ready.
啥玩意 Wha-What?
蜘蛛 还是蝙蝠 Okay, spider or the bat?
蜘蛛不错 The spider's great.
真的吗 我还蛮喜欢蝙蝠诶 Really? 'Cause I think I like the bat.
她为什么每次都这样 Why does she do this every time?
- 你说什么 - 我说时间到了 - What, babe? - I said it's time.
- 看看都几点了 - 好准备就绪 - Boy, look at the time. - 'Kay, all set!
好 赶紧走吧 去南瓜乐园 'Kay, here we go, going to the pumpkin patch.
好的 等下 我忘了涂晶亮唇蜜 Okay! Oh! I forgot my glitter lip gloss!
你不需要晶亮唇蜜 You don't need glitter lip gloss!
艾瑞克 你不开心吗 Eric, are you upset?
你想跟我聊聊吗 Do you need to talk about something?
不 我们不需要聊 No! No, we don't need to talk!
我爆炸开心 I'm super happy!
好吧 Oh, okay.
等下 我要尿尿 Hang on, I got to pee.
很好 你又要尿尿了 真好 Cool. You got to pee again. Awesome.
差点以为你们不来了呢 Almost thought you guys were gonna bail on us!
怎么可能 Yeah, right.
我们才不会错过派对的头个晚上 We're gonna miss the first night of the party.
咋样 史蒂文 奇普 'Sup, Steven, Chip.
准备好大嗨特嗨了吗 女巫们 Just ready to party farty, witches.
我带了酒 Well, I got the Jack.
我带了叶子 And I got the crack!
棒呆 美酒飞叶女巫周 Oh, yeah! Jack and Crack Witch Week.
开始吧 Let's do this!
大家上山 Everybody up the hill!
♪ 大家今晚一起嗨 ♪ ♪ Everybody have fun tonight
♪ 美酒飞叶女巫周就在今晚 ♪ ♪ Jack and Crack Witch Week tonight ♪
♪ 大家 ♪ Everybod--
感谢你送孩子们出门 卡特曼太太 Thanks for taking the kids out, Ms. Cartman.
海蒂十分期待 Heidi's been looking forward to it.
真好 我家艾瑞克也超喜欢南瓜乐园 Oh, yes, my little Eric just loves the pumpkin patch.
那是他每年最喜欢的活动之一 It's one of his favorite events of the year!
好了没 快走吧 Okay, come on! Let's go!
准备好了吗 孩子们 All right. You kids all ready?
一切就绪 准备出发 Yup, all set to go to the pumpkin patch.
都开始一个多小时了 It's been open for over an hour now!
海蒂 你真是太可爱了 Oh, don't you look cute, Heidi!
很好 搞快点 赶紧出门吧 Awesome. Here we go. Heading out now.
等等 艾瑞克 我想拍个照 Hold on, Eric. I want a picture.
- 别南瓜乐园马上就．．． - 爸能拍个照吗 - No. Pumpkin patch is gonna... - Will you take a picture, Dad?
最好的南瓜都要被挑走了 然后 See, all the best pumpkins get taken, and then --
茄子 Cheese!
好了 赶紧的 出门吧 Okay. Come on. Here we go, going out the door.
妈 走吧 Go, Mom.
再见 爹地 爱你 Bye, Daddy! Love you!
行了 出发去南瓜乐园 'Kay, here we go to the pumpkin patch!
糟了 等等 我忘戴手链了 Oh, crap. Hang on. I forgot my bracelet!
卧特么槽 Oh, my fucking God.
艾瑞克 不准说脏话 Eric, potty mouth.
哨兵岭
给老板下咒 给老婆下咒 Put a spell on our bosses, put a spell on our wives.
给爱国者下咒 联手搞砸他们的生活 A hex on the Patriots, let's fuck up their lives!
还要让入侵者滚蛋 And screw the Raiders, too!
没错 Yeah!
我去 No way!
大家快看史蒂芬 Check out Stephen, you guys!
女巫周快乐 Happy Witch Week!
你们想见识真正的巫术吗 You guys want to see some real witchcraft?
我认真的 I mean it!
我上月得到了这本咒语书 I got this spell book last month.
在麻省的塞勒姆镇得到的 Got it in Salem, Massachusetts.
据说这是真的 They say it's real.
- 真到啥程度 - 这是恶魔自个写的 - Like real how? - Like from the devil himself.
想试试吗 You guys want to try it?
来啊 当然 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
卡宝 等等嘛 Hey! Wait up, babe.
艾瑞克 你去哪了 Hey, where you been, Eric?!
天呐 我玩得超开心 Oh, boy! What a great time that was!
多谢惠顾 孩子们 Thanks for coming, kids.
你刚到吗 Oh, you just getting here?
对 我们刚来 Yes, we are just getting here.
那进来吧 爱宠互动园已经关了 Okay, go on in, I suppose. Petting zoo's closed,
吉事果[西班牙油条]机器好像也停了 and I think they stopped the churro machine.
爱宠园已经... 爱宠园已经关了吗 The petting zoo's cl-- The petting zoo is closed?
关了 你们应该还能玩跳跳屋 Yeah, you can still maybe do the bouncy house.
来吧 亲爱的 Come on, babe!
挺酷的哦 That's pretty cool.
好烫 Ah! Oh, it burns!
那啥 奇普 Okay, Chip.
没准你该少吹点叶子 朋友 You might need to ease up on the crack there, buddy.
我要杀了你们 I'll kill you all!
全都杀了 Kill you all!
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你们万圣节前都会死光 You'll all be dead by Halloween!
逃 大家快逃 Get out! Everyone out!
怎么回事 我刚刚到 What do you mean?! I just got here!
女巫来了 There's a witch!
快点 艾瑞克 Come on, Eric!
我没赶上 我啥都没赶上 No! I missed it! I missed it all!
早上好 刚没注意到你 Oh, hey. Didn't see you there.
对于昨晚的事 你有什么要说的吗 Did you hear anything about what happened last night?
没啊... 啥事 Uh...no. What Happened?
你兄弟 奇普·邓肯 Your buddy, Chip Duncan?
他骑着扫把满天飞 Apparently he flew around on a broom,
烧杀抢掠 还绑架了几个小孩 blew things up and kidnapped some children.
你逗我呢 Are you serious?!
你什么都没听说吗 You heard nothing about this?!
他边飞边诅咒我们万圣节前都会死光 He flew away vowing we'd all be dead by Halloween.
天呐 我就知道他是个怪咖 God, I knew that guy was a fucking chode.
兰迪 你们在派对上都干什么了 Randy, what did you guys do at that party?
没什么 Nothin'.
我们就晃悠 聊天啥的 We were just hangin' out and talkin' and stuff,
然后奇普阴阳怪气的 and then Chip got all weird.
人们受伤了 People were hurt!
我同意 情况很不妙 Yeah, I agree, it's awful!
我们跟奇普不同 好吗 他是坏女巫 We're not like Chip, okay? He's a bad witch!
你们真的看到女巫了吗 Did any of you guys actually see the witch?!
当然 太恐怖了 Yeah, it was terrifying.
她全副武装 扫把和炸弹全都有 She had a broom and a cackle and everything.
兄弟们 怎么办啊 What are we gonna do, guys?
爸妈再也不会让我们去要糖果了 Our parents are never gonna let us trick-or-treat
只要女巫还在满天飞 with a witch flying around!
他们说她把南瓜乐园炸了 They say she blew up the pumpkin patch.
你们有人看见吗 Did any of you guys see that?
没 我早离开了 No, I missed the whole thing.
我每次都提前很早去南瓜乐园 I always try to get to the pumpkin patch really early.
对 我到得也挺早 Yeah, I got there early, too.
这样才能挑到最好的南瓜 You get the best pumpkins that way.
总之 我觉得那女巫会毁了一切 Anyways, I guess the witch destroyed the whole thing.
我们得自己掌控局势 大家都身处危险 We got to take matters into our own hands. None of us are safe.
但我们又能怎样呢 Yeah, but what are we gonna do?
就只能盼着警察来处理了 No, we got to just hope the police will handle it.
"对" 警察无所不能 Yeah right, like they'll handle anything.
斯坦说得对 这次得咱们出手 Stan's right. This might fall on us.
我们得拯救万圣节 Yeah, we got to save Halloween.
你说是吧 艾瑞克 Don't you think so, Eric?
啥 What?
我们得除掉她 We got to do something to get rid of her!
对 说得很对 Yes. You're right, guys.
这是我唯一的出路 It's my only way out.
回见 莎朗 睡个好觉 All right. See you, Sharon. Have a good night!
你又想去哪儿 Where do you think you're going?
什么意思 What do you mean?
今儿是女巫周的第二天 It's day two of Witch Week with the guys.
你不会还想着再去吧 You can't possibly be considering doing this again!
咋不会 Why not?
兰迪 有个真女巫正满天飞抓小孩呢 Randy a real witch is flying around in the sky snatching children!
我觉得你现在 I don't think this is the best time
不适合穿女巫服 出去开派对吧 for you to be wearing a witch costume and partying.
只因为一个坏女巫 Ugh. Gah! Just because of one bad witch,
怎么就能破坏了 we're supposed to stop a tradition
二十几年的传统 that goes back twenty-some-odd years?!
天辣 Jesus!
好哇 兰迪 Hey, Randy.
咋样 伙计们 'Sup, guys?
没啥 就是因为当女巫 You know, just getting a bunch of shit
惹了一堆烂事 for being witches.
可不是嘛 I know, right?!
有个恶毒女巫 It's like there's one awful witch
见人就杀 who wants to kill everybody,
所以他们都来追杀我们了 so now they're coming after all of us!
这就像女巫... 潮 This is like a witch...thingie.
追捕女巫潮 It's like a witch pursuit thingie!
女巫... A witch...uh...
这是场女巫捕猎 射杀热潮 It's a witch chase and shoot 'em up!
没错 就是这样 Yeah, that's what it is!
封锁
这特么咋回事 Hey, what the hell is this?
公园封锁 后续另行通知 Park closed until further notice.
瞎几把扯淡 That's bullshit!
我的天 Oh, my God!
怎么能这样 They can't do this.
整座小镇都开始追捕女巫潮了 The whole town really is on a witch pursuit thing.
快看啊 同志们 Check this out, you guys.
据说杀死女巫 It says that to destroy a witch,
需要掰弯的井 九个 you need bent pits, nine in all,
全都掰成L形状 each bent into an "L" Shape.
掰弯的井是啥 What are bent pits?
伙计们 我搞明白了 Hey, guys! I think I got it figured out!
是吗 You do?
我就知道艾瑞克会有点子的 I knew Eric would come up with a plan!
首先 我们找个吓人的地方 Okay, first of all, we need a scary place
引她过来 to lure her into.
镇上最吓人的地方是哪 What is the creepiest place in town?
没错 就是罗斯时装 Ross Dress for Less. That's right.
斯坦和凯尔在罗斯时装店里等着 Stan and Kyle will wait inside the Ross Dress for Less
我把海蒂带过来 and I will bring Heidi there.
她一进去 肯尼和巴特斯 Once inside, Kenny and Butters
就启动一连串爆炸装置 然后 will set off a series of explosions that will --
等会 等会 你他妈在说啥 Wait, wait, wait, wait. What the fuck are you talking about?
只有这样才能除掉海蒂 This is how we're going to get rid of Heidi.
没人说过要除掉海蒂啊 Nobody's talking about getting rid of Heidi!
你们说过会帮我除掉海蒂 You guys said you would help me get rid of her!
除掉女巫 Of the witch!
谁在乎女巫啊 Who cares about a witch?!
我现在生不如死 同志们 My life is a living hell, you guys!
那就和她分手啊 Then break up with her!
你显然架不住她 快放手吧 You clearly can't stand her. Let the poor girl go!
我试过了 但做不到 I've tried! It's impossible!
海蒂是个好姑娘 你怎么能伤害她 Heidi's a nice girl. How can you be so awful to her?!
你们不明白 You don't understand.
她的时间管理技能为零 She has no time-management skills whatsoever.
你不懂是因为你一辈子都单身 凯尔 You don't know 'cause you've never had a girlfriend, Kyle!
好吧 让我遭罪吧 Fine. Just leave me to suffer.
下次别再让我为你杀人 Next time you want me to kill someone for you,
想都别想 just forget about it.
南方公园小学
同学们 家长们 Students and parents,
我知道你们都很关注女巫问题 I know that you are all concerned about the witch
她在镇上烧杀抢掠 who is preying upon our town.
我想和你们谈谈 And I want to speak to you all
如何自救的问题 about how to try and protect yourselves.
但首先 But first,
有一些大人请求 some gentlemen have asked to speak
谈论他们察觉到的"追捕女巫潮" on what they perceive to be a "Witch pursuit thing."
等下 我应该站那边去 Oh, wait, I'm supposed to be actually over --
一边去 史图尔特 Yeah, you go over there, Stewart.
好 好 好 Right, right, right, right.
♪ 我们统一战线 我与你同在 ♪ ♪ We're all on the same side, you and I ♪
♪ 团结一心 试试看吧 ♪ ♪ Let's all stick togetha, let's try ♪
♪ 当情况不尽人意 ♪ ♪ When things are going bad ♪
♪ 需要安抚他人 ♪ ♪ And there's people you need to confront ♪
♪ 当心可别变成 追捕女巫潮 ♪ ♪ Just be sure it doesn't turn into a witch pursuit thing ♪
朋友们 女巫有好有坏 Hey, guys. There's good witches and there's bad witches,
而我们与你同在 And we stand with you
因为这一位女巫必须被拿下 in saying this particular witch needs to be brought down.
但不代表我们要封锁公园 But that doesn't mean we should all be closing parks
终止一切女巫活动 因为 And stopping all witch activity because --
♪ 可别变成追捕女巫潮体 ♪ ♪ Let's not turn this into a witch pursuit thing ♪
爸 快走开 Dad, get outta here!
我们在对付真女巫呢 We're trying to deal with an actual witch.
没人想追杀你 Nobody's coming after you!
胡说 小子们 Yes, they are, boys!
接下来他们就会追杀你 And next they'll be coming after you!
因为你们都是巫爹养的 'Cause you're all little sons a witches.
对 你们不必担心 Right, you don't have to worry
我们不会到处抓小孩 about us going around snatching children.
只有那个女巫才会 Only the other witch does that.
- 海贝 - 艾瑞克 - Hey, babe. - Oh, hey, Eric.
听着 今晚有场大型化装派对 Listen, there's a big fun costume party tonight
我在想咱应该一起去 and I was thinking you and me should go.
你怎么想 What do you say?
化装派对 在这个节骨眼上举行吗 A costume party? With everything that's going on?
我觉得大家需要放松放松 Yeah, I just think, you know, we need to let off some steam
过过万圣节啥的 不是吗 and have a little Halloween fun, you know?
我已经选好服装了 I already have our costumes picked out.
那... 好吧 Well...I guess.
行 我五点来接你 Cool, I'll come pick you up at 5:00!
你带服装的话 就四点半来吧 Well, maybe make it 4:30 if you're bringing the costumes.
我可能要准备一下 I might need a little extra time to get ready.
正盼你准备呢 Oh, I'm counting on it.
兰迪 能谈谈吗 Randy, can I talk to you?
当然 斯蒂芬 Sure, Stephen.
我最近想了很多 兰迪 I've been doing a lot of thinking, Randy.
回想过去 和我们的所作所为 About the past. About what we've done.
我觉得是时候坦白 I think it's time we come clean
向大家承认我们在飞叶子 and tell everyone about the crack.
还有给老婆下的咒 And the spells against our wives.
听着 你吓到了 Okay, look, you're freaked out.
可以理解 It's understandable.
我必须承认错误 兰迪 I have to admit what I've done wrong, Randy!
一切似乎都在崩塌 I feel like everything's crashing down
而我想让琳达听我说出口 and I want Linda to hear it from me first.
我们确实在飞叶子 Okay, we smoked a little crack --
也对妻子下无伤大雅的咒 we put harmless spells on our wives.
那不过是捉弄 We were just messing around.
玩笑而已 It was harmless fun!
是吗 Was it?
还是我们对奇普·邓肯的事睁一只眼闭一只眼 Or did we close our eyes to what Chip Duncan was becoming?
斯蒂芬 你不能突然良心发现 Stephen, you can't turn on your own kind.
这是追捕女巫潮在搞鬼 That's what these witch pursuit thingies do, okay?
大家都被搞疯了 They make everyone go crazy.
抱歉 兰迪 I'm sorry, Randy.
我的良心正受到谴责 I have to clear my conscience.
好吧 斯蒂芬 All right, Stephen.
至少等到明早 At least give us till tomorrow morning
再告诉她们 让她们有点准备 行吗 to talk to our wives and prepare them, all right?
能不能明早再说 Can you just give us till morning?
好吧 Yeah, sure.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
没事 都小事 It's okay. It's okay.
喂 我是兰迪 Hey, it's Randy.
我们明天早晨之前 We've got until tomorrow morning
要把斯蒂芬献给魔鬼 to sacrifice Stephen to the devil.
过会解释 大家先集合 I'll explain later, just get everyone together.
再带点叶子过来 And maybe bring just a little bit of crack.
我们不是该走大路吗 艾瑞克 Don't you think we should stay on the main roads, Eric?
现在待在这里似乎不妙 This seems like a bad place to be right now.
别担心 海蒂 这是去派对最快的路 Don't worry Heidi, this is the fastest way to the party.
女巫完全看不到我们 I'm sure the witch won't even notice us!
艾瑞克 拜托 咱别去了 Eric, come on, this is a bad idea.
我们掉头吧 Let's turn around.
海蒂 你要是不磨蹭 Well, Heidi, if we'd been on time
咱也用不着抄近路啊 we wouldn't need to take a short cut,
但我想给你充分的时间做准备 but I wanted to give you your space to get ready.
难道是因为这事吗 Is that what this is about?
你没玩成南瓜乐园 还在生气的吧 You're still mad about the pumpkin patch, aren't you?
我生什么气 Why would I be mad?
你就应该打扮得漂漂亮亮的 You wanted to make sure you looked right
所以要上四十次厕所 and then had to eat and use the bathroom 40 times.
我怎么能因错过买南瓜责怪你呢 I can't blame you for missing the pumpkin patch.
我才没上四十次厕所 I didn't use the bathroom 40 times!
什么声音 What was that!?
艾瑞克 你听见了吗 Eric! Did you hear that?!
艾瑞克 Eric?!
艾瑞克 Eric!
天呐 艾瑞克 你还好吗 Oh, my God! Eric, are you okay?!
瞧瞧这是谁啊 Well, well, what have we here?
拜托... 抓住她... Sweet. Come on... Come on...
哥们 你爸在家吗 Dude, is your dad home?
不 我不造他在哪儿 No. I don't know where he is.
我们都找不到爸爸了 We can't find our dads either!
而且咱爸以前和坏女巫都是 Yeah, and it turns out our dads and the bad witch
- 同个巫会的 - 我们问了老妈 - were all part of the same witch group! - We asked our moms,
她们说他们一起活动很多年了 and they said this has been going on for years.
我们得赶紧找到他们 防止再闹蠢事 We gotta find them before something even stupider happens.
- 怎么找 - 还有一个人 - How are we gonna do that?! - There's another guy.
他也曾加入巫会 Someone else who was in the witch's club
- 但很久没参与活动了 - 谁 - but hasn't been around for a while. - Who?
总统先生 Mr. President,
巴特斯·史塔奇打来说有急事 you have an urgent call from a Butters Stotch.
巴特斯 他又想怎样 Butters? What's he want?
我是总统 This is the President.
您好 总统先生 您最近怎么样 Oh, uh, hello, Mr. President, how are you?
激将他 巴特斯 Butter him up, Butters.
您国家管理得怎么样 How -- How is running the country goin'?
挺好的 正在努力让国家复兴起来 Oh, it's fine. You know, just making the country great again.
您把移民们全赶走了吗 Did you get rid of all the immigrants like you said?
目前为止 赶走了六个吧... I got rid of, like, six of 'em so far...
没我想得那么简单 You know it's little harder than I thought.
真厉害 那您说要建的墙呢 Cool, and did you build that big wall you were gonna build?
别犯浑 巴特斯 Don't be a dick, Butters.
你不想让我好好过万圣节吗 Are you just calling to shit on my Halloween?
不 先生 是这样的 No, sir! I -- Well, the thing is --
您之前是否和咱爸一起庆祝放纵女巫周 Didn't you used to do J and C Witch Week with our dads?
对 那是我最期待的日子 Yeah, it was my favorite time of year.
现在我只能自己过节了 Now I just have to celebrate it alone.
是这样的 总统先生 Well, the thing is, Mr. President,
其中一人下了条咒 one of the guys did a spell
掳走了好多小孩 要把他们都吃了 and took a bunch of children and he's gonna eat 'em all.
我想想 是奇普·邓肯吧 Lemme guess -- Chip Duncan.
那家伙一直很傻逼 Oh, that guy was always such a douche.
总统先生 拜托你帮帮忙 Mr. President, please, you gotta help.
咱爸啥事儿不干 因为他们担心 Our dads can't do anything 'cause they're scared
别人会因此追杀所有女巫 people are coming after all witches.
追杀所有女巫 Coming after all witches?!
我去... Oh, geez...
公园镇警署
女巫掳走你女朋友时 So you were there when witch showed up
你是在场的 and took your girlfriend?
对 他突然出现 Yes, it just came outta nowhere.
我想救海蒂 但为时已晚 I tried to save Heidi, but it was too late.
你女朋友穿的什么 What was your girlfriend wearing?
跟我有点像 She was dressed kinda like me
是德式的慕尼黑裙子 but had a simple Munich dirndl from Germany.
她穿成那样 And you didn't stop at all
你都不阻止 难道不知道会引来女巫吗 to think that what you were doing might attract the witch?
什么意思 Excuse me?
你是想怪罪受害者吗 Are you actually trying to blame the victim here?!
我只是觉得 既然附近有个胖女巫 I'm just saying that if there's a big fat witch around,
你们就不该穿得像韩赛尔与格蕾特一样[格林童话] maybe you shouldn't walk through the woods
在林子里瞎逛 dressed as Hansel and Gretel.
别这样 瑞克 别这样 Not cool, Rick. Not cool!
你不配当警察 I will have your badge, sir!
抱歉 孩子 抱歉 Sorry, folks, sorry.
警长 警长 有人打电话 Detective! Detective! Call just came in.
说他看见那女巫在罗斯时装 The witch has been spotted at Ross Dress for Less!
所有人去罗斯时装集合 Everyone to Ross Dress for Less now!
罗斯时装 穿得更便宜
有人吗 我到了... Guys? I'm here...
人呢 Guys?
这怎么回事 What's this all about?
你好 史蒂芬 Hello, Stephen.
你好 我们在这开什么会 Oh, hey. What are we meeting here for?
太晚了 史蒂芬 我们已经报警了 It's too late, Stephen. We called the police.
是你抓了那些孩子 We know you took those children.
什么 你们在干嘛 What?! What -- What are you doing?
就是他 各位 Here he is, everybody!
史蒂芬是个坏女巫 Stephen's a bad witch!
不 No!
我们要阻止你 史蒂芬 We're putting a stop to you, Stephen!
这才是好女巫该做的 Because that's what good witches do!
天呐 我明白了 Oh, my God. I see what this is.
追捕女巫潮逼得你们自清门户了 This witch pursuit thing has you on a witch pursuit thing now!
我是无辜的 别抓我 I'm innocent! Please!
承认吧 史塔奇 It's over, Stotch!
你把孩子们怎么样了 What have you done with the children?
不 你们不明白吗 No, don't you see?!
他们这是找了一只替罪羊 They're just doing their own witch pursuit thingy now.
无理取闹 This is madness!
咋样 兄弟们 Hey, wassup, bros?
"咋样 兄弟们" "Wassup bros"?!
奇普 你知道你引起了多大的混乱吗 Chip, do you see all the chaos you've caused?
那又怎样 我是女巫 Yeah, so? I'm a witch.
你知道 You understand
别人把你和我们相关联吧 everyone associates us with you, right?
当然啦 你们不都是女巫嘛 Of course they do. You're all witches too, dudes!
这不一样 Not like you!
你把孩子怎么样了 What'd you do with the children?
他们都在这 看见没 They're all in here! See?
爸爸 妈妈 爸爸 Daddy! Mommy! Daddy!
我要用他们的灵魂来增进我的法力 I'm going to use their souls to increase my power!
看 又一个女巫飞过来了 Look! Another witch is flying down now!
美利坚合众国
巴特斯 快 我们得走了 Butters, come on! We got to go!
好 去哪 Okay! Where?
我们家的女巫本来要牺牲你爸爸 I guess our witches were gonna sacrifice your witch,
然后坏女巫出现了 but then the bad witch showed
现在我们喊来的女巫也到了 up and now the witch we called just arrived!
- 到处都是女巫 - 妈呀 - There's witches everywhere! - Holy moly!
奇普 我们要是知道你会伤害别人 Look, Chip, if we had known you were gonna hurt people
一开始就不会带你玩 we would have never even hung out.
- 少来了兰迪 - 就这个意思 - Oh, gimme a break, Randy. - No, seriously.
你们要是有我的能力 Like if one of you guys had the power I have
能不想用吗 you wouldn't use it.
我们能 We wouldn't!
借过 奇普 你他妈在干嘛 Excuse me -- Chip what the fuck are you doing?
你好 兄弟 Oh, hey, man!
你毁了所有人的节日 奇普 You're ruining the party for everyone, Chip,
我是来除掉你的 I'm here to take you out.
你阻止不了我 You'll never stop me!
我的法力一直在增长 I grow more powerful every moment!
你想见识一下真力量吗 You wanna see real power?
行 开火 All right, take the shot.
我自由了 I'm free!
妈妈 爸爸 Mommy! Daddy!
都出来了吗 Is that all of em?
还有一个小女孩 There's one more little girl!
出来吧 小姑娘 Come on out, little girl!
好 等一下 Okay! Just a second!
快出来吧 大家都在等你呢 Come on little girl, everyone's waitin' on ya.
马上就好了 等一下 Okay! Almost ready. Hang on.
要等一会儿了 It's gonna be a while.
我们成功了 Well, we did it guys!
大家都会以咱们为傲的 Everyone'll be stoked on us now!
那啥 咱的美酒飞叶女巫周 Hey! And there's still a few nights left
还没结束呢 of Jack and Crack Witch Week!
大家跟我走 Everybody follow me!
我有一堆酒 一堆叶 还有一架飞机 I've got tons of Jack, tons of crack, and a jet!
- 派对重开 - 我们成功了 - Party's back on! - We did it, guys!
不用等我了 莎朗 Don't wait up, Sharon!
我去跟总统开派对 I'm gonna party with El Presidente.
准备好讨糖果了吗 All ready to trick or treat?!
当然 我几小时前就准备好了 Yeah, no, I've been ready for a couple hours now.
好 我再涂点唇蜜 Cool, I just wanna put on some lip gloss.
我的袜子和外套搭吗 Do these stockings go with this outfit?
我是不是应该换红的... I thought maybe I should use the red ones...
外面冷吗 Is it cold out?
用不用再穿个帽衫 You think I should put a hoodie on over this?
不行 里面的戏服都被遮住了 Nah, covers up my costume too much, don't you think?
好了 走吧 Okay, all ready.
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不好 等下 Oh, wait! Hang on.
我不知道该不该穿打底裤 I can't decide if I should wear leggings or not.
外面冷吗 我要不要... Is it gonna be cold? should I...