《南方公园》第21季 第7集 "加倍投注"
I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time.
Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation!
I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind.
Ample parking day or night, people spouting: "HOWDY, NEIGHBOR!"
I'm headin' down to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind.
I like fucking silly bitches and I know my penis likes it.
So come on down to South Park, and meet some friends of mine.
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心肝宝贝
时间轴: 今 大葱
怎么了 埃里克 Yes, Eric?
校对: 双十一剁完手的小肚腩没手校对了
埃里克 我不吃这套了 Eric, this isn't working.
后期: 鱼骨头 总监： 吃货丁小七
海蒂 别这样 求你了 Heidi, no, please!
海蒂 海蒂 没了你我什么都不是 Heidi, Heidi, ‭I would be nothing without you.
我错了 Okay? I'm sorry.
我真的错了 Okay? Please!
你叫我婊子 You called me a whore
还把我往车前面推 and pushed me in front of a car.
海蒂 我当时心情不好 Heidi, I was in a bad mood.
我说过 我吃完东西就会这样 I told you... that's what happens after I eat.
我的血糖骤升 My blood sugar spikes,
整个人会变得暴躁 然后就崩溃了 and I get all anxious and then I crash...
埃里克 你不能每次欺负完我 Eric, you can't just keep being mean to me
都把锅甩到血糖上 and blaming it on your blood sugar.
可...可我没骗你 海蒂 But it... But it's true, Heidi!
都是我妈的错 It's all my mom's fault.
她成天喂我吃垃圾食品 She feeds me all this crap,
我的身体根本没法消化掉 and my body doesn't know how to process it.
妈 Mom!
怎么了 宝贝儿 Yes, hon?
你毁了我的生活 操你妈的 You fuck up my life, Mom! Fuck you!
你怎么能喂我吃那种东西 贱人 How could you feed me like that, you bitch?!
滚 Get outta here!
埃里克 如果真的是血糖的问题 Eric, if blood sugar is really the problem,
那你就应该改变饮食习惯 对吗 then you need to change how you eat, right?
对 所以...你什么意思 Right. Like, what'd ya... what'd ya mean?
埃里克 每次我让你 Eric, every time I've talked to you
像我一样做个素食主义者 about maybe being a vegan with me,
你都说只有娘炮才吃素 you just tell me vegans are pussies,
然后你又要怪你妈妈喂你吃... but then you try and blame food and your mom for...
就是怪我妈和垃圾食品 海蒂 It is the food and it is my mom, Heidi!
我知道了 我想和你一样吃素 It is! ‭I wanna be vegan with you!
求求你教我怎么做 求你了 海蒂 I need your help to show me how. Please, Heidi.
现在只有你能救我了 I need you right now, more than ever.
我是真的想变好 求你了 I want to do this. Please.
你说真的 You really mean it?
真的 海蒂 我真的爱你 Yes, Heidi! ‭That's how much I love you.
从现在起我就只吃素了 I'm vegan from now on.
好吧 埃里克 All right, Eric.
那就看你这次表现怎么样了 We'll see how this goes, okay?
明天见 I'll see you tomorrow.
好的 拜拜 亲爱的 Okay. Okay, bye, honey.
那个臭婊子 That dirty whore!
她他妈的以为自己是谁 Who does that bitch think she is?!
还给我带午饭 去他妈的 Packing my lunch for me? Fuck her, dude!
又生你女朋友气啦 埃里克 Pissed off at your girlfriend again, huh, Eric?
她算什么女朋友 She's not a girlfriend.
就是个控制欲强烈的婊子 She's a controlling, manipulative whore!
够了 卡特曼 That's enough, Cartman.
我受不了你再这么说海蒂了 I am so sick of hearing you call Heidi horrible things!
你根本不知道 That's because you don't understand
谈个恋爱有多糟心 how much it sucks to be in a relationship.
亲爱的 Hey, babe.
亲爱的 怎么了 Oh, hey, babe. What's going on?
在聊什么呢 What are you up to?
没什么 就是告诉他们吃素有多棒 Nothing, just telling the guys how awesome it is to be vegan.
太好了 想和我坐一起吗 That's great. You wanna come eat with me?
我给你讲讲都有些什么素 I can explain what I packed.
好啊 那真是太棒了 Yeah, sure. That sounds awesome.
我搞不懂 I don't get it.
我真的搞不懂 I just really don't get it.
她怎么还跟他在一起 How is she still supporting him?
我猜这就是爱吧 She loves him, I guess.
可他实在是太渣了 But he clearly sucks.
必须得让她知道他有多渣 She has to know he sucks.
这他妈都是些什么事 What the hell is going on?
这关我们屁事 Well, it's not our problem.
还真关我们事 It is our problem.
这已经在影响着我们 影响整个学校了 This is affecting us, our whole school.
她非跟着他 一定有原因 There's got to be a reason she sticks by him.
海蒂 Oh, Heidi.
海蒂 你有空吗 Heidi, you got a sec?
凯尔 你好 Oh, hey, Kyle. ?Hey.
是这样的 Uh, listen, uh --
我知道你和卡特曼的周年纪念要到了 I know you and Cartman have an anniversary coming up,
我只是在想 and I was just wondering, you know,
你觉得他怎么样 how do you think he's doing?
作为男朋友 As a boyfriend?
你什么意思 Well, what do you mean?
你也知道的 我们中有些人在想 Well, you know, like, some of us are thinking that,
也许他并不是那么配得上你 uh, maybe he's not super qualified to be with you.
天啊 连你也来说 Oh, God. Not you, too.
就比如 卡特曼到底有哪点 Just, like, what are the things about Cartman
让你觉得 值得如此付出的 that you find remotely redeeming?
你不觉得我已经从我闺蜜那听够了吗 Look, don't you think I get it enough from my girlfriends?
他太渣了 海蒂 你到底在想什么 "He sucks, Heidi. What's wrong with you?
为什么你就不肯承认他就是个屌丝 Why can't you admit he's a loser?
怎么会有人能忍受得了他 How could anyone ever go with him?"
我只是在遵循我的本心 I was just following my heart.
难道这不该是一个人应该做的吗 Isn't that what you're supposed to do?
你不必辩解的 You don't have to get defensive.
-我只是 -谁在辩解了 - I just... - Who's being defensive?!
他很好 我们也很好 He's great! We're doing great!
我没有选错人 I didn't make a bad decision.
我不需要你袖手旁观说着"我早就说了" I don't need you to stand there and say, "I told you so."
我没说"我早就说了" I didn't say, "I told you"...
你不知道我们单独在一起时 You know, you don't know what Eric's like
埃里克是什么样子 when we're alone, okay?
他实际上对我很好的 He's actually really good to me.
海蒂 Heidi!
我的天啊 讲出来你也不会信 Oh, my God. ?You're not gonna believe this.
-什么 -你之前说 - What? - You were so right...
任何东西都有素版真是说得太对了 when you said there were vegan options for everything.
你还记得你跟我说过的赛肉食吗 Remember how you told me about Beyond Meat?
记得 就是用蔬菜和植物做成的素肉 Yeah, the vegan meat that's made with all vegetables and plants.
我试过了 你说得没错 Well, I tried it, and you were right.
你根本就没法区分它和真肉的区别 You can't even tell the difference between that and real meat.
真的吗 那太棒了 宝贝 Really? That's great, babe.
所以现在我尝试了各式各样的素食 So now I've been trying all kinds of vegan foods.
你得试试这个 You gotta try this.
这叫赛肯德基 It's called Beyond KFC.
完全植物制成 It's all plant-based.
大豆蛋白 你尝尝就知道了 Soy protein, and just... You gotta taste this.
快尝尝 Just try it.
跟肯德基一模一样 It tastes just like KFC.
我就说吧 简直难以置信 I know, right?! Isn't that crazy?
讲真 丝毫没有在吃素的感觉 对吧 Like, like, seriously, how could you even tell that this was vegan?
再尝尝这个赛土豆泥和赛肉汁 Try the, try the Beyond Mashed Potatoes and Gravy too.
说要是直接喝塞肉汁就相当于 They say you can even drink the Beyond Gravy by itself
直接补充蛋白质 as like a protein boost.
不知道你怎么想 我是可以天天吃这个 I don't know about you, but I could eat this every day.
是挺好吃的 Yeah, it's really good.
完美 Delicious.
各位 Guys, listen.
我知道海蒂为什么不承认 I think I know why Heidi won't admit
卡特曼是渣男了 Cartman's a horrible boyfriend.
你怎么还在纠结这事 Dude, are you still on this?
因为这很重要 Yeah! It's important!
也许她说的是真的呢 凯尔 Maybe she's telling the truth, Kyle.
也许埃里克真的用我们不知道的方式 Maybe Eric really does love and support her
在爱着她 支持她 in ways that we don't see.
各位 各位 You guys! You guys!
-你们看到海蒂了吗 -没有 - Have you seen Heidi? - No.
我们最近在尝试不同的食物 Well, uh, we've been trying some different foods lately,
然后 海蒂就胖了 and, uh, Heidi's put on some pounds, you guys.
海蒂胖了 Heidi's getting fat?
托肯 别因为我有个胖女友 Yeah, Token, don't start ripping on me
就开始挖苦我 可以吗 for having a fat girlfriend, all right?
尽量表现得淡定点 Just try and be cool about it.
宝贝 Hey, babe.
哟 海蒂 你还好吗 Oh, hey, hey, hey, Heidi. What's going on?
我又感觉不对劲了 I-I'm not feeling the best again.
我可能要让我妈妈来接我了 I might see if my mom can come pick me up.
来接你[把你举起来] 那可挺难的 Pick you up? That could be tough.
我知道 可我现在很胀 I know, but I just feel bloated.
我猜是那个赛德克士可能有点问题 I think there might have been something bad in that Beyond Arby's.
可能吧 没事的宝贝 Yeah, well, cool babe.
要不你慢慢挪去校医务室看一下吧 Maybe you should, uh, just waddle on down to the nurse's office.
你能陪我去吗 Can you come with?
好啊 Oh, sure.
我们得帮帮她 We have to help that girl.
你们还没看出问题来吗 Can't you see what's happening?
凯尔 这不关我们的事 Kyle, ‭it's none of our business.
你错了 You're wrong.
可以这么说 In a way...
我们现在都在和卡特曼约会 I think we're all going out with Cartman right now.
行了 我知道了 死基佬 Yeah, I understand that, faggot.
等你们国家需要钱的时候 And you should understand how my balls are gonna taste
你就可以来舔我的蛋了 when your country starts needing money.
我才不管什么鸟合约 你个波兰侏儒 I don't give two shits about a treaty. You're a Polish midget.
进来 Come in.
等等...我等会给你回电话 Hang -- Hang on. I'm gonna call you back.
行了 去你妈的 傻逼 Yeah, go fuck yourself, retard.
总统先生 我们遇到问题了 Mr. President, we have a problem.
人民很生气 People are pretty upset.
别告诉我他们还在生"黑鬼"那事的气 Oh, don't tell me people are still mad about that nigger thing.
应该念"尼日尔" 总统先生 It's pronounced "Niger", Mr. President.
是个非洲国家 And it's a country in Africa.
这样听着牛逼多了 Ooh, aren't we fancy?
行吧 我可不想让非洲的 Okay, I don't want a bunch of
一帮"尼日尔鬼"援助恐怖分子 "Nigers" in Africa aiding terrorists.
总统先生 Mr. President,
您得小心点 you need to be a little more careful.
最近刚开始调查 There's an investigation.
有位通俄的工作人员 A worker with ties to Russia
被强奸身亡了 was found raped and executed.
强奸身亡 Raped and executed?
也就是被操死了吗 Oh, you mean fuck to death?
那是我干的 Oh, yeah, that was me.
总统先生 人们开始质疑 Mr. President, people are starting to question
您之前的就职宣誓了 your oath to the office!
的就职宣誓 My oath to the office
不就是操死所有人吗 was that I would fuck everyone to death, remember?
记得 Ooh, I 'member!
-我也记得 -记得 - Me, too. I 'member! - I 'member that.
安静 You guys be quiet.
你们还不快滚出去 And you guys just get out there
对整件事做个正面回应 and put a positive spin on this whole thing.
我们要怎么正面回应 How are we supposed to put a positive spin on it?
为你辩护真的是越来越难了 It's getting pretty hard to keep defending you.
是时候不再让步了 Maybe it's time we put our foot down.
但愿你们带了套套 Hope you brought some condoms.
你们好 Hello.
我知道最近男女生之间的关系很紧张 I know things have been difficult between us lately.
我知道你们觉得男生都是猪 I know you think all boys are sort of pigs,
但要知道我们很多男生 but just know that a lot of us boys
觉得女生美貌与智慧并存 think girls are amazing and smart and beautiful.
不是说性感的那种美 Not -- Not like hot beautiful,
而是内在美 I mean like inside beautiful.
我...我不是在说你们性感 I -- I'm not saying you're hot.
你们并不...性感 You're not -- You're not hot.
我不是说你们丑 I'm not saying you're ugly.
算了 你们的内在很性感 It doesn't matter. You're all hot on the inside.
如果能看到你们的内在 一定很性感 If we could all just see inside you, it would be hot.
操 Oh, shit.
你想干什么 凯尔 What do you want, Kyle?
海蒂·特纳 It's Heidi Turner.
你们不应该总是指责她和卡特曼在一起 You guys shouldn't criticize her so much for going with Cartman.
为什么 埃里克·卡特曼就是个渣男 Why not? Eric Cartman is a horrible person.
我知道 我知道 I know! I-I know that, okay?
相信我 我和你们一样讨厌卡特曼 Trust me, I hate Cartman as much as any of you.
可是 给她点空间吧 But just, give her some space, you know?
别老是跟她说"我们早就说过了" You can't keep saying, "We told you so,"
因为你们要是让她觉得自己很傻 because if you make her feel dumb,
她就会加倍地向自己证明 she just doubles down and tries to prove to herself
这样不傻 that it wasn't dumb.
你这么在意干什么 你喜欢海蒂吗 Why do you care? Do you like Heidi?
不喜欢 No!
天啊 他就是喜欢海蒂 Oh, my God. He so likes Heidi.
明显是 Obvi.
我不喜欢 No, I don't!
吧 Do I?
嗨 凯尔 Hey, Kyle!
我刚刚在想你说的 Hey, I was thinkin' about what you said --
我们应该帮海蒂和埃里克分手 how we should all help Heidi break up with Eric?
你说得对 这是我们道义上的责任 You're right. ‭It's our moral obligation.
我们还是别掺和进去了吧 Yeah, no, we're not getting involved in that.
不掺和吗 Oh, we're not?
不了 我... Yeah, no, yeah, I, uh --
我们还是别管了吧 I think we need to stay out of it.
那好吧 Oh. Okay, then.
卡特曼 我们聊会吗 Cartman, can we talk?
当然 凯尔 怎么了 Sure, Kyle. What's up?
我只是 我希望你能认识到 I just -- I hope that maybe you can realize
你对海蒂的态度 what you have with Heidi
尽量对她好点 行吗 and -- and just try to be good to her, okay?
凯尔 我来给你讲讲什么是恋爱 Kyle, let me tell you something about relationships.
恋爱是双方的事情 知道吗 There's always two sides. Okay?
不是你妥协 就是她妥协 You compromise, she compromises.
有时候你们互相指责 Sometimes you criticize each other,
但这都是为了让对方变得更好 but it's all part of trying to make each other better.
等到你有女朋友了 你会理解的 Some day, maybe you'll have a girlfriend and you'll understand.
她来了 Oh, here she comes.
大家都让一让啦 Clear the hallway, everyone!
海蒂来了 Heidi's comin' troo!
你在干什么 埃里克 Wha-- What are you doing, Eric?
我在为我的兄弟凯尔练习行军低音鼓 I was just practicing marching bass drum for my buddy Kyle.
这是他的最爱 It's his favorite.
好吧 Oh, okay.
我们还一起吃午饭吗 Um, are we still on for lunch?
当然 等不及了 You betcha. Can't wait.
好吧 到时候见 Okay. See ya.
头条新闻
今日 总统的能力又受到了民众的质疑 Some concern over the President's competency again today.
在中东和谈会议上 It was during a Middle East peace conference
总统将沙特阿拉伯人称为 when the President referred to the people of Saudi Arabia
"一帮肮脏的尼日尔鬼" as "a bunch of dirty sand Nigers".
尽管大众看法不一 Though the comments seem divisive,
但众议院议长保罗·瑞恩 Speaker of the House Paul Ryan
表示他百分百支持总统 says he's sticking by his President 100%.
瑞恩议长 今天是总统上任一周年 Speaker Ryan, it's the anniversary of the President being elected.
您觉得他这一年做得如何 How do you think he's doing?
你这是什么意思 Well, what do you mean?
他很棒 我们干得不错 He's great. We're doing great.
很多人批评他 只看到他的缺点 A lot of people judge him and just see the negative.
但却不知道总统私底下有多出色 People don't know how great the President can be behind closed doors.
他们没能发现总统好的一面 They don't get to see all his good qualities.
你眼睛乌青上的是精液吗 Uh-huh. And is that semen on your black eye?
不 我撞到了门把手 Oh! No, I-I, uh -- I tripped on a doorknob!
那是门把手上沾着的 That's just -- That's doorknob cum.
你还好吗 海蒂 You doing okay, Heidi?
我一直在想埃里克会改变的 I keep thinking Eric's going to change.
海蒂 Heidi...
像卡特曼这样的人 People like Cartman,
他们总是会把错误推给其他人 they always make things someone else's fault.
我们有时会错误地认为自己是受害者 We all wrongly see ourselves as the victim sometimes,
可卡特曼一直都把自己当作受害者 but Cartman sees himself as the victim all the time.
他总能把自己的缺点说成是别人的错 He'll always find someone to blame for his shortcomings,
正因如此 他永远都不会改变 and because of that, he's never gonna change.
在我们开始交往之前 Before we started going out,
我的处境非常不好 I was in a really bad place.
我感到被社会抛弃 I felt pushed away by society.
然后他出现了 Then this guy came along
尽说些我想要听的话 who told me all the things I wanted to hear,
我就跟着他了 and I just went with it.
我这样算是坏人吗 Does that make me a bad person?
不 海蒂 ‭No, Heidi.
好人也会选错答案 Good people make bad decisions every day.
我一直都在包庇他 I've been defending him for so long.
我不知道如果我最终放弃他 I don't know how I'm gonna face people
我要怎么见人 if I finally give up.
回忆录
凯尔
求你了 海蒂 Please, Heidi!
你想怎么样 What do you want?
海海海海蒂跟我分手了 托肯 He-He-He-Heidi broke up with me, Token.
所以呢 So?
我一无所有了 托肯 I have nothing now, Token.
她曾是我的一切 She was my whole world.
我能在你家待一会儿吗 C-Can I just stay here with you please?
为什么 你自己不也有家吗 What?! Why?! You still have a house!
我现在懂你的感受了 托肯 I know how you feel now, Token.
被全世界指责 To be pissed of at the world.
被全社会欺负 To feel completely screwed over by society.
我全都感受到了 I totally get it now.
我也想像你们一样 I wanna do what you guys do
烧国旗 掀汽车之类的 and go disrespect the flag and flip cars over and stuff.
托肯 求求你了 Token, pleeeeease.
我为之前对你做的一切道歉 I'm sorry for everything!
我现在真的理解你们的感受了 I really understand now how you guys feel.
求你了 你们家今晚什么时候去烧国旗 Please, what time is your family gonna go disrespect the flag tonight?
-我也想一起去 -给我滚 - I wanna go with. - Get outta here!
-发生什么事了 -没事 妈 - What's going on? - Nothing, Mom.
海蒂和我分手了 Heidi broke up with meeeee...
托肯 他都冻坏了 Token, he's freezing.
快进来别站在雪中了 Come on in out of the snow.
谢谢阿姨 Thank youuuuu...
不 No!
好了 现在安全了 说吧 Okay, we're safe to talk.
不安全 It's not safe!
没有地方是安全的 你还不明白吗 Nowhere's safe, don't you understand?
我们都会被弄死的 We're all about to get killed!
小声点 看看这个 Keep your voices down! Look at this?
这些数字是什么 What are all these numbers?
最新的支持率 The latest approval ratings.
我一直在研究我们的独立民调情况 I've been researching our own independent poll.
总统支持率大跳水 The president is tanking.
太低了 我们差不多也得跑路了 These numbers are so low that we might just have an out.
你们还没看明白吗 Well, don't you guys see what this means?
我什么也不知道 我就是只缩头乌龟 I don't know anything, I'm just a turtle.
这意味着中间选民也都反对他了 It means that the swing voters are turning against him.
这些人最重要 It's those people who matter.
他们才是扭转局面的关键 Those are the ones who can finally turn this thing around!
这样我们就不会被弄死了 And then we don't have to get killed!
我们不能让总统知道 We can't let the president know about this.
-就让他... -你们在聊什么呢 - Just let him-- - What are you guys talking about?
-没 -没聊 - No. - Nothing!
-没聊 -什么也没 总统先生 - Nope! - Nothing, Mr. President.
行吧 Oh, okay...
就是在瞎记霸扯淡喽 Just having a little chat or something?
这是您的民调结果 总统先生 It's an opinion poll, Mr. President.
您的支持率跌了 Your numbers are down,
我想给您看看 好让您有所应对 and I wanted to show you so you could do something!
你这个小婊砸 Oh, you bitch!
研究民调的人是我 总统先生 I was the one who researched the poll, Mr. President!
给我看看 Let me see that...
有意思 Isn't that interesting.
不过也没什么大不了 But it's not a problem.
我还是懂一些社会心理学的 See, I know something about societal psychology
你们仨傻逼肯定不懂 that you three turd balls don't.
放心吧 没事的 Everything's gonna be fine.
那啥 So...
你们喝完汤了吗 You guys about done with the soup?
你不喜欢吗 埃里克 Don't you like it, Eric?
不 我挺喜欢的 Well, yeah, no, it's great.
只是 你们一般什么时候 It's just -- well, what time do you guys usually
出门去烧国旗之类的 go out and disrespect the flag and stuff?
-什么 -不是吧 - What? ‭- Oh, no...
别告诉我你们今天已经烧过国旗 Don't tell me you guys already disrespected the flag
掀过车了 我错过了吗 and flipped over cars today? Did I miss it?
你在胡说些什么 What the hell are you talking about?
我早就说了 别放他进来 I told you not to let him in.
求你了 我不知道该如何 Please, I don't know what to do with
发泄我的愤怒和伤痛 all this anger and hurt!
你和你女朋友分手了 我们都很难过 I'm sorry your girlfriend broke up with you, Eric,
不过我相信你们会和好的 but maybe you'll get back together.
不 我们之前也闹过分手 No, no, we've broken up before,
可这次不一样 but this time is different.
我看得出来 她变了 I can tell. ‭Something's changed with her.
海蒂都不接我的电话了 Heidi won't even answer my phone calls.
海蒂·特纳 Heidi? Turner?
-特纳家的女儿 -对 - The Turners' daughter? - Yeah...
我以为她和那个凯尔·布洛夫斯基是一对呢 I thought she was ‭with that Kyle Broflovski kid.
-什么 -我今天在公园看见他们手牵手 - What? ‭I saw them at the park today holding hands.
凯尔 ‭Kyle.
凯尔 Kyle?
凯尔 Kyle!
凯尔 凯尔 Kyle, Kyle!
凯尔 凯尔 凯尔 Kyle, Kyle, Kyle!
凯尔 Kyle!
凯尔 Kyle...
凯尔 Kyle!
凯尔 Kyle...
对 凯尔 Yeah. Kyle.
凯尔 Kyle!
我早该猜到了 I should have known.
你这个大屁眼子 You lying snake!
卡特曼 我也没想到事情会变成现在这样 Cartman, I didn't mean for things to happen the way they did.
我过得幸福是碍着你了吗 Did it bother you that I was happy?
所以你要从我身边抢走她吗 凯尔 Is that why you took her from me, Kyle?!
-卡特曼 你并不幸福 -闭嘴 凯尔 - Cartman, you weren't happy. - Shut up, Kyle.
你只会整天发牢骚抱怨她 All you did was bitch about her all the time!
你这次是别想糊弄过去了 You're not gonna talk your way out of this one!
该了结了 凯尔 This is the end, Kyle.
不是你死 就是我亡 It's you or me!
得了吧 卡特曼 我 Come on, Cartman, I-
你夺走了我的一切 You took everything from me!
住手 Stop it.
你一直在破坏我的生活 All you've ever done is work to ruin my life!
现在我终于要反击了 Well, now I'm gonna finally fight back!
干死他 埃里克 Fuck him up, Eric!
去你妈的 凯尔 Fuck you, Kyle.
对不起 卡特曼 I'm sorry, Cartman.
你得接受海蒂已经放下你了 You just have to accept that Heidi's moved on.
姐妹们 我们一起敬海蒂一杯 Guys, I just wanna say here's to Heidi!
欢迎回到正常人的生活 Welcome back ‭to the land of the living!
敬海蒂 To Heidi!
谢谢大家 谢谢你们约我出来 Thanks, guys! Thanks for taking me out.
-我很开心 -不用谢 - This is really fun! - No worries!
我们很高兴看到你清醒过来了 We're just glad you finally came to your senses!
可不是嘛 Yeah! No kidding!
我们还以为你要和那人渣结婚呢 We seriously thought you might marry that piece of shit!
其实...他也有好的方面啦 Well, you know he-- he actually had some good qualities too.
是吗 比如说 种族歧视吗 Uhh, yeah, like what? Racism?
还是反社会人格 Or the sociopath part?
是啊 你别生气啊 海蒂 Yeah, I mean, no offense, Heidi,
可你之前脑子里都在想什么呢 But what the fuck were you thinking?!
姐妹们 她都承认自己犯错了 Guys, she's admitted she made a mistake.
作业做错了才叫犯错 You make a mistake on your homework.
海蒂这种应该算是短时理智全丧 What Heidi did was more like a momentary loss of all sanity.
我当时真的相信他 It was just what I believed in.
别担心 海蒂 Don't worry, Heidi,
我们不会再跟你讲"我早就说了" we're not gonna keep telling you we told you so!
可我们确实早就说了 But we told you so!
我只想知道 The only thing I wanna know is
你是怎么下得去嘴亲他的 How did you bring yourself to actually kiss him?
你能想象吗 埃里克·卡特曼嘴贴着你 Can you imagine? Eric Cartman's breath on your mouth?
海蒂 过来 Heidi, come here.
我要跟你舌吻 I want to kiss you with my tongue!
埃里克 Hi, Eric.
你来干什么 What are you doing here?
我也不知道 我... I don't know. I think I...
我只是想来看看... I just wanna make sure...
你有没有事 you're doing okay.
我想告诉你 我一直都很在乎你 I want you to know... I'll always care about you.
那可真是太好了 That's good to know 'cause, like,
当你失落的时候 nothing helps more when you're down
最能安慰你的就是 than knowing that your girlfriend
你的前女友还在乎你了 who broke up with you might care.
对不起 我伤害了你 I'm sorry that I've hurt you.
我想是我太蠢 不知道自己想要什么 I think maybe I am just stupid and I don't know what I want,
最后只会伤害到别人 and it ends up hurting people.
不 No...
你需要清楚一点 海蒂 You need to know something, Heidi...
这一切都不是你的错 None of this is your fault.
-可是是我... -不 - But I'm the one who... - No.
海蒂 这一切都不是你的错 Heidi, ‭none of this is your fault.
有件事我从没告诉过你 There's stuff I never told you.
是时候 It's time...
该告诉你了 It's time I did.
准备好了吗 You all set to go?
我想先和你谈谈 I wanted to talk to you first.
好啊 Okay, sure.
凯尔 我最近压力很大 Kyle, I've been under a lot of stress lately,
让我一直都很困惑 and it was all making me really confused.
可以理解 Yeah, that's understandable.
我被人操控了 可我却不知道 I was being manipulated, and I didn't even see it.
我从来不知道 I never do. And...
我觉得你也没看出来 凯尔 I don't think you saw it either, Kyle.
什么意思 What do you mean?
我发现这不是我的错 I've come to realize that it's not my fault,
是你的错 凯尔 it's your fault, Kyle.
是你导致了这一切 You made all this happen.
-让我怀疑自己 -可海蒂 我... - Made me question who I was. - But, Heidi, I thought--
没关系 你也是没有办法 But it's okay. You can't help it.
你就是这么被养大的 教大的 It's how you were raised... what you were taught.
我有爱尔兰血统 所以容易情绪化 My heritage is Irish, so I'm prone to being moody.
而你的血统 你懂的 And you're heritage... well, you know...
有时候你会比较卑鄙而不自知 You can be a little sneaky sometimes and not even realize it.
对不起 凯尔 I'm sorry, Kyle, but...
每个人都要努力过好自己的生活 everybody's trying to live life the best they can.
人生已经如此的艰难 It's hard enough without
不需要你们这种人再利用我了 your people always trying to get ahead.
我擦 她是刚骂我卑鄙的犹太人吗 Dude... did she just call me a dirty Jew?
祝总统先生周年快乐
*祝你周年快乐* *Happy anniversary to you...*
*祝总统先生周年快乐* *Happy anniversary, Mr. President...*
*祝你周年快乐* *Happy anniversary to you...*
恭喜您 总统先生 Congratulations, Mr. President.
看来之后很多年都会如此了 Looks like many more years of the same are to come.
我觉得不是 Oh, I don't think so...
我觉得接下来的三年将会更精彩 I think the next three years are going to be even better.