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翻译 舒久 宇宙万宝路
THE SUB-MAN
校对 宇宙万宝路 后期 Jason肖
原 创 翻 译 中英双语字幕
特效 小布 压制 Jason肖
♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
监制 宇宙万宝路
THE SUB-MAN
原 创 翻 译 中英双语字幕
♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪
南方公园 第二十一季 第8集 "缓步动物门"
特殊教育
特教科学竞赛
同学们 十一月到了 Okay, guys, it's November,
谁知道这意味着什么 and who can tell me what that means?!
你说 弗朗西斯 Yes, Francis?
特教科学展要开幕了 It's time for the Special Ed Science Fair!
- 对 - 科学展 - Yea! - Science fair!
没错 科学展将在本周末举行 That's right! The Science Fair is this weekend,
大家一定非常期待能展示 and I know you are all very excited to show
准备了很久的作品 the projects you've been working on!
- 是的 - 对 - Yea! - All right!
科学展 Science Fair!
本周内 我们会请大家陆续介绍作品 This week, we'll be hearing all about your projects,
首先有请 and first up we have
内森和明玛拉 Nathan and Mimallah.
我们将在科学展上 For our science fair project,
通过模拟火山爆发 we will be showing the destructive force
展示大自然强大的破坏力 of nature by simulating a volcano!
只需醋和小苏打 With vinegar and baking soda,
这个纸浆小火山就会爆发 we will make this papier-mâché volcano explode!
犹如基拉韦厄火山一样壮观 With the power and fury of Mount Kilauea!
我们的科学展项目必定是场狂欢 Our science fair project is sure to be a blast.
懂吗 狂欢[爆炸般] Get it? A blast.
好 大家觉得内森和明玛拉的 All right, what do you guys think of Nathan
项目理念怎么样 and Mimallah's project idea?
- 好棒 - 好棒 - Yay! - Yay!
我们成功了 明西 We've done it, Mimsey.
我们一定能拿下科学展 We're gonna win the science fair for sure.
这样一来 全校的妹纸[俚语 雏鸡] And then every chick in this school
都会跟我们滚床单了 is gonna want to have sex with us.
老天 跟鸡怎么滚床单啊 老大 Oh, gee, boss, I don't know about sex with no chicken.
不是鸡 蠢蛋 Not those chicks, numbskull.
我说的是美婊们 I'm talking about bitches.
知道姑娘们喜欢什么吗 赢家 You know what girls like? They like winners.
等我们赢了科学展 And when we win the science fair,
所有妹纸都会围着我们转 we're gonna be up to our ears in pussy.
只有我一个人觉得周遭的形势 Is it just me, or are things around here
变得越来越糟了吗 getting worse and worse?
当然不仅是你 It's definitely not just you.
所有人都很震惊海蒂和卡特曼和好了 I think everyone's is shock that Heidi went back to Cartman.
他为什么总能吸引她 What keeps driving her back to him?
好奇怪 It's so weird.
她最近... And she's so...
真的刻薄又易怒 Mean and angry these days.
人都会变的 他们说 People change. They say you become
俩人在一起久了 就会越来越像 more and more like the person you're with,
我猜海蒂就是这样吧 and I guess it's true with Heidi.
姐妹们 咋样 Hey guys, wassup?
你好 海蒂 Hey, Heidi.
你们在说啥呢 What are you guys talking about?
没什么 Nothing.
别扯犊子 Bullcrap, you're all
你们又在谈论我 talking about me again!
因为你们都是长舌婊 'Cause you're judgmental bitches.
海蒂... Heidi...
你还好吗 Are you okay?
就是... 你看起来... It's just... You look...
我怎么 I look what?
你看起来 You know, you just look --
啥 肥吗 What, I look fat?
你是想说我肥吗 温迪 Is that what you wanna say, Wendy?
干你娘 贱货 Fuck you, bitch.
她是担心你 海蒂 She's just concerned, Heidi.
海蒂 Heidi.
我就想好好吃顿午饭 I'm just trying to enjoy my lunch here.
你们能不能别总喷我 Can I do it without you guys shitting all over me?
很棒 提米 All right good, Timmy.
42-A试验成功 Test 42-A is successful!
开始下一阶段 Let's move on to the next phase.
先生们 你们好 Well, hello, gentlemen.
你好 朋友 我们很好 Oh, hey, fellas. We're doing great.
提米 Timmy!
我们路过 顺便来看看 Thought we'd stop by to see how
你们的项目准备得如何 your science fair project was going.
我们不是来跟他们炫耀 I thought we was comin' to rub their faces
我们的项目有多好吗 老大 in how good our science fair project was, boss!
闭嘴 明西 Shut up, Mimsey!
你们在钻研什么呢 So, what are you guys working on?
很有趣 Oh, it's fantastic.
我和小提米 This year, Tim-Tim and I
今年研究水熊项目 are doing our project on water bears!
水熊 Ohh, water bears.
听见没 明西 You hear that Mimsey?
说得跟水熊是真的一样 Like there's any such thing as water bears.
科学展的蓝丝带属于我们了 That blue Science Fair Ribbon is as good as ours.
我们要回去研究熔岩火山了 Well, we gotta get back to our lava volcano.
祝你们早日找到"水熊" Good luck finding your water bears.
你们想看看吗 Oh, would you like to see them?
什么 你在说什么 Wha? What are you talking about?
提米和我收集了很多只水熊 Timmy and I have gathered thousands of water bears.
来看看显微镜里面吧 Take a look into the microscope.
水熊是八条腿的水生微生物 Water bears are water-dwelling, eight legged micro-animals.
- 提米 - 他们是自然界里 - Timmy! - They are one of nature's
适应性最强的动物 most resilient animals.
研究显示 他们可以在熔岩 Studies have shown they can survive lava
甚至真空中存活 and even the vacuum of space.
啥... 怎么... What -- How --
你们他妈在哪儿学的这些 Where the fuck did you learn about these things?
海底探险队— 所有优秀科学家的知识宝库 Where all good scientists learn from -- Octonauts.
海底探险队[英国儿童电视节目] Octonauts!
很多科学家认为水熊研究是 Some scientists believe the study of water bears
人类生存的关键 is key to human survival.
老天 这好像比我们的熔岩火山 Aw, gee, that sounds a lot better than
好一万倍 老大 a lava volcano, huh, boss?
我看未必 Well not really,
因为科学展应该是个实验 because a science fair is supposed to be an experiment.
我并没看见它的实验成分 I fail to see what the experiment is here.
这很简单 过去的几周里 Oh, that's easy! You see, for the past several weeks,
小提米和我一直在训练水熊 Tim-Tim and me have been training the water bears
让他们对声波产生反应 to respond to different sound waves.
我们发现他们对泰勒·斯威夫特的歌最敏感 We've found that they respond best to Taylor Swift.
放歌 提米 Hit it, Timmy.
-♪ 瞧瞧你们让我做了什么 ♪ -快看 - ♪ Oh, look what you made me do ♪ - Take a look!
♪ 瞧瞧你们让我做了什么 ♪ ♪ Look what you made me do ♪
♪ 瞧瞧你们让我做了什么 ♪ ♪ Look what you just made me do ♪
♪ 瞧瞧你们让我做了什么 ♪ ♪ Look what you just made me ♪
♪ 瞧瞧你们让我做了什么 ♪ ♪ Ooh, look what you made me do ♪
我们还要进一步训练 We still have some training to do,
但目前的结果已经很棒了 but we're excited about the results.
当然 你们的熔岩火山也很厉害 I have to admit your lava volcano is pretty great, too!
我们可能会并列第一 Maybe we could tie for first place.
进来 Come in.
你找我吗 麦奇先生 You wanted to see me, Mr. Mackey?
是的 海蒂 Oh, yes, Heidi! Uh,
我们想知道 你是自己搭车去 we just wanted to see if you have transportation
参加这周末的特教科学展 to the Special Ed Science Fair this weekend
还是让我们给你安排车辆接送 or if you wanted us to set something up for you.
什么 What?
周六要举行科学展 Uh, Saturday is the science fair,
你是竞赛的评委 and you're the judge for the competition.
给特教科学展做评委 Judge a special needs science fair?!
谢了您呐 Ugh, no, thanks.
海蒂 你这周末当评委 Well, Heidi is there a problem
难道这有什么异议吗 with you being the judge this weekend?
当然 我凭什么周六还来学校 Uh, yeah, it's Saturday, and I don't wanna be at skewl.
可你一直都是特教科学展的评委 But you're always the judge of the Special Ed Science Fair
因为你的科学成绩最好 because you're our best science student.
那你就要逼我去给残障儿童当评委 So, now I'm gonna be punished by being forced to judge
以此当做惩罚吗 a bunch of handicapped kids?!
可... 好吧 现在问题是 But -- M'kay. You see the problem is that
你是上个月自愿参加的 海蒂 you volunteered last month, Heidi.
你当时说想做评委 好吗 You said you wanted to do it, M'kay.
你怎么能相信学生提前一个月 Well, how can you expect students to commit
答应下来的事呢 to things a month in advance?
我都不知道今天晚饭该吃什么 I don't even know what I want for dinner tonight!
孩子们为此付出了许多 Look, the kids have worked really hard
也完成了不少精彩的项目 and have done some amazing projects.
难道你要逼我周六来学校吗 You're gonna force me to come to skew on a Saturday?!
海蒂... Heidi...
你还好吗 Is everything all right?
你是不是也要说我肥了 Oh, what are you gonna call me fat now, too?
我吃素 才会这样 It just so happens I'm a vegan!
因为我很难吸取足够的蛋白质 Which means it's difficult for me to get enough protein
所以身体燃烧肌肉 而不燃烧脂肪 so my body doesn't burn fat, it burns muscle,
才会让我看起来虚胖 但实际上 which makes it look like I'm fat, but I'm actually
我比你们都健康 way healthier than any of you!
海蒂 你必须当这周末科学展的评委 Heidi, you're judging the Special Ed Science Fair this weekend.
去你妈的 Aw, God damn it!
明西 快跟上 Mimsey! Come on!
好的 内森 Okay, Nathan!
嘘 给我闭嘴 Shhhhh! Shut the fuck up!
水熊
老天 我们会摊上大事的 Gee, we could get in a lot a trouble.
你确定我们要破坏吉米和提米的 Y-you sure we should mess with Jimmy and Timmy's
科学展项目吗 science fair project?
明西 你知道吉米是什么吗 Mimsey, do you know what Jimmy is?
他是个挡鸡盾 He's a cockblocker.
什么是挡鸡盾 Arr, what's a cockblocker?
每当我想法设法准备泡妞的时候 Every time I come up a way to score with the ladies,
这个吉米都会抢先一步 there's Jimmy trying to one-up me.
这次科学展本该为我们贴金 This science fair is supposed to finally make us
最后成功泡上妞 successful enough to get chicks.
老天 我不确定该不该 Aw, gee, I don't know if we should use
以公谋私地接近女性 our position of power to exploit women.
我不会允许那帮辣鸡夺冠的 I'm not letting those assholes win the science fair.
所以我说... That's why I say...
上等的水熊 最好都是死的 The only good water bears are dead water bears.
快走 Let's go!
瞎几把扯 This is bullcrap!
他们凭什么逼我当科学展的评委 How can they force me to be the science fair judge?!
我现在明白奴隶的感觉了 Now I know how it feels to be a slave!
这... 其实和当奴隶不太一样 海蒂 It's... not exactly like being a slave, Heidi.
当然一样 他们给我钱当评委了吗 Yes, it is! Am I being paid to judge the science fair?
没有 No!
我有选择吗 没有 Do I have a choice? No.
是的 主人 Ooh, yes, massa!
让我为您当科学展的评委吧[模仿黑人口音] Lemme judge that science fair for ya, sir!
天呐 你能消停会儿吗 God, will you stop?
特蕾莎 别因为你家人住在破拖车里 Theresa, don't get all aggro on me because you're pissed off
就把火都撒我身上 you're family lives in a trailer.
我家人不住拖车里 My family doesn't live in a trailer.
只是房子小点而已 我父母这样做 We live in a tiny home! My parents downsized
是为了减少占用自然环境 to make a smaller footprint on the environment.
我就是这个意思 你全家都住拖车里 That's what I said -- your family lives in a trailer.
许多开明人士都选择住在小房子里 There's lots of progressive people living in tiny homes.
光我们街区就有五家 There's five others on our block!
没错 所以叫拖车停车场 Right. That's called a trailer park.
我不住在拖车停车场 I don't live in a trailer park!
别和她说话 Just don't even respond to her.
无视她 Just ignore her.
我试试 可她实在太贱了 I'll try, but she's such a bitch.
她没跟你说话 海蒂 She wasn't talking to you, Heidi.
艾拉好像有话要说 伙计们 Oh! Looks like Isla has something to say, you guys!
等等 我相信她的话一定意义深远 Hold on, I'm sure this is going to be really profound.
请吧 艾拉 让我们跪拜在你的才智和风趣之下吧 Go ahead, Isla, knock us out with your wit and satire.
一定很有意思 朋友们 This should be good, you guys!
海蒂 还好吗 Hey, Heidi! What's up?
宝贝 你怎么样 Oh, hey, babe, what's going on?
你在干吗呢 What are you up to?
没什么 和姐妹们聊聊小房子 Nothing just talking to my girlfriends about tiny homes.
你们好哇 姑娘们 Well, hello there, ladies.
你好 内森 Oh, hi, Nathan.
只是想提醒你们一下 这周末 We just wanted to remind you that this weekend
要举行特教科学展 is the Special Ed Science Fair.
好吧 Oh, cool.
没错 非常酷 Yeah, that's right.
相信展品会给你们留下深刻印象 Pretty sure you'll all be impressed with what you see.
记得要来哦 Hope you can make it.
看到了吗 明西 Did you see that, Mimsey?
瞧我提到科学展的时候 The way those girls bit their bottom lips
这帮妹纸咬下嘴唇的样子 when I said Science Fair?
我们快要被小妹妹淹没了 We're about to be drowning in muff.
内森 明玛拉 你俩快去特教课看看 Nathan, Mimallah! You gotta get to Special Ed!
特教课还有俩小时才开始 Special Ed class isn't for another two hours.
不是这个 快来看吧 No, no! You gotta see this!
吉米和提米的水熊 Jimmy and Timmy's water bears!
他们变异了 They've changed!
什么 What?
- 好厉害 - 难以置信 - So cool! - I can't believe it.
吉米和提米 这太了不起了 Jimmy and Timmy, this is incredible!
你们让水熊变得更聪明了 You've somehow made them even smarter!
什么情况这是 What's going on?
内森 太棒了 Nathan! It's amazing!
我们培养的水熊 The water bears we've trained are starting
展现出了社交能力的进步 to display social advancements!
但他们应该都死了呀 But they're supposed to be dead!
什么社交能力进步 What social advancements?
它们已经进化到能跳 They've actually evolved to the point of doing
呵吉啵吉舞了 the hokey pokey!
呵吉啵吉舞 The hokey pokey?
♪ 你收回左脚 你踏出右脚 ♪ ♪ You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out ♪
♪ 你收回右脚 你律动全身 ♪ ♪ You put your right foot in, and you shake it all about ♪
♪ 你跳着呵吉啵吉舞 接着华丽转身 ♪ ♪ You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around ♪
你他妈在逗我 You gotta be fucking kidding me.
同学们 这可能是我见过的 Boys, this might be the single greatest
最佳特教科学展项目了 Special Ed Science Fair project I've ever seen!
南方公园小学
巴特斯 Butters.
你们好 Oh! Hey!
你有兴趣当这周末 How would you like to be the judge
特教科学展的评委吗 for the Special Ed Science Fair this weekend?
不行 Uh, I can't.
我要参加生日派对 I'm going to a birthday party.
巴特斯 别犯浑 Butters, don't be a dick!
没错 别找借口 Yeah, don't make up excuses
就因为评价残障学生听上去很糟 because judging handicapped students sounds terrible.
就是 巴特斯 Yeah, Butters. God!
他没瞎说 是我的生日派对 He's not making it up. It's my birthday party.
那请你邀请海蒂 好吗 Well, then could you invite Heidi, please?
这样她就有借口不参加 She needs an excuse not to have to go to
特需科学展了 the special needs science fair.
他们是咱的小伙伴啊 支持他们有错吗 What's wrong with supporting them, they're our friends?
没人愿意被困在体育馆 Because nobody wants to be trapped in a gym
参加特教科学展 with Special Ed science.
话说 有些项目确实挺牛逼的 Actually, some of their projects are pretty cool.
- 闭嘴凯尔 - 闭嘴凯尔 - Shut up, Kyle! - Shut up, Kyle!
- 完美同步 - 完美同步 - Samesies! - Samesies!
听着 这完全是浪费时间 Look, it's all just a complete waste of time!
特教科学展又不会 It's not like a Special Ed Science Fair
会对社会有多少贡献 is actually gonna contribute to society!
让开 孩子们靠边 重要公务 Move! Move aside, kids! Official business!
孩子们 让一下 Move it, children!
不好意思 有什么事吗 Excuse me, can I help you?
我们听说你们要举行科学展 We understand that you're about to have a science fair
展示许多有趣的实验 With some very interesting experiments.
没错 科学展从本周六 That's right. The science fair
上午十点开到下午两点 is this Saturday from 10:00 a.m. to 2:00 p.m.
我们希望能帮到你们 We're here to help however we can.
贵校的特殊教育部 Your Special Ed department
拥有我们的全部资源及支持 has all our resources and our support.
这次科学展... This science fair...
也许是拯救众生的机会 just might be what saves us all.
到底特么怎么回事 What the hell is going on?!
无论我走到哪里 大家都被救济 Everywhere I turn, people are being given handouts
而我却要忙得团团转 while I'm forced to work my ass off!
简直是胡扯 It's total bullshit!
对 亲爱的 我知道你很生气 Yeah. Uh, babe I understand that you're pissed off,
但现在是课间休息 but, um, you know, it is recess.
要不我们放松下 找点乐子 Maybe we should relax and have some fun.
放松 我怎么能放松 Relax? How can I relax?!
我成绩全A 完爆每场考试 I get straight A's! I ace every test!
但谁得到资源了呢 And who gets all the support?
特殊教育部 The Special Ed department!
很好 都拿进来 Good. Bring it on in.
这些孩子必须得到所需的全力支持 These kids need to have access to everything they need.
你看啊 小提米 Wow, look at this, Tim Tim.
他们也在研究水熊 They've all been researching water bears, too!
此话没错 That's correct.
像你一样 我们意识到了 Like you, we've come to realize
水熊是我们未来的关键 that water bears are the the key to our future.
这些就是我们在学校 Are these the special water bears
留言板上看到的那一批特别水熊吗 we read about on your school message board?
是的 That's right.
我们正在研究的水熊 The water bears we've been working with
貌似在自我进化 appear to be evolving somehow.
它们就是我们生存的关键 孩子们 Then they are the key to our survival, boys.
各位 你们也许会对熔岩火山感兴趣 Gentlemen, perhaps I can interest you in a lava volcano.
等我加点小苏打以后 You won't believe your eyes
你们会不敢相信自己的眼睛 when I add some simple baking soda.
没时间了 There's no time for that.
所有人都投入吉米和提米的项目 We need everyone working on Jimmy and Timmy's project.
我要告诉大家一个小秘密 I'm gonna let you kids all in on a little secret.
我们不想制造恐慌 We don't want to create a panic,
但是 末日即将来临... but the end is very near...
我们的时间少之又少 and we have very little time.
各位同学 Fellow students,
我今天受邀讲述 I have asked to speak today because of the hypocrisy
那些来自管理层的虚伪和欺凌 and bullying that is coming from the administration
也就是所谓的 学校 at this so-called skewl.
我们的校长和辅导员强制 It is an outrage that our principal and counselors
我们参加过度资助和荒唐的项目 demand our participation in frivolous programs
是令人义愤填膺的行为 that are outrageously overfunded.
学校为什么只允许捐给 Why is it that the school allows funding
特殊需求学生的资金流入呢 that only goes to special-needs students?
我们其他人就不特别了吗 Are the rest of us not special?
如果我们还继续被迫无偿工作 If we are continually asked to work for no money
而且向父母索要学杂费 and ask our parents to pay for our programs,
我们很快就会吃土 then soon we will all be poor
最后会像特蕾莎一样 住在拖车停车场 and forced to live in a trailer park, like Theresa.
那不是拖车 It's not a trailer!
特蕾莎 承认吧 Theresa, get over it.
你住在拖车停车场 没什么大不了的 You live in a trailer park. It's not a big deal.
那啥 宝贝 Oh, o-okay, honey.
你有点跑题了 亲爱的 You're kind of getting off topic, sweetie.
你刚才说啥 What did you say?!
我只... 只是想让你别跑题 I just -- I just want you to stay on point
这样就能赶紧做个了断 so we can get this over with.
"做个了断" "Get this over with"?!
你应该支持我的 You're supposed to be supporting me!
我是在支持你啊 宝贝 I am supporting you, sweetheart.
支持我 不是叫你挑三拣四 傻逼 Being supportive doesn't mean you criticize me, asshole!
管他妈的 Just forget it!
我想说的是 如果学校管理层 My point is, if the school administration
不取消本次科学展 doesn't cancel the science fair,
我希望他们因差别待遇 I will see to it that they are all fired
被全体开除 for discrimination!
她有点像卡特曼 She's kind of like Cartman
但是执行力更强一点 but with the ability to follow through.
精辟 老兄 Oh, dude. Bro.
弗朗西斯 能把声波发射器递给我吗 Francis, could you hand me the sound-wave generator?
简直是乱来 This is bullshit.
因为吉米和提米的项目 The Special Ed Science Fair is turning into a love-fest
特教科学展变成了友爱大会 for Jimmy and Timmy's project.
他们将收获所有的名气和荣誉 They're gonna get all the fame and glory.
对 我们怕是搬起石头砸了自己的脚吧 老大 Yeah, I guess we kind of shot ourselves in the foot, huh, boss?
如果不是我们 那些水熊 If it weren't for us, those water bears
一开始根本就不会变聪明 wouldn't have even gotten smarter in the first place.
明西 说得对 Hey, Mimsey. That's right.
这不是他们的功劳 They don't deserve the credit.
是我们的 We do.
打扰一下 Uh, excuse me.
如果你们是在研究 If you're all trying to figure out
这些水熊与众不同的原因 why these water bears are different,
那你们问错人了 you're talking to the wrong guy.
你什么意思 内森 Wh-What do you mean, Nathan?
明西和我自作主张地 Mimsey and I did some experimenting
对水熊做了点试验... with the water bears on our own --
我们本想弄死它们的 We was tryin' to kill 'em!
是我们让水熊进化的 It was us who made them evolve.
所以应该是我们为政府工作 So we should be the ones working for the government.
政府 The government?
我们才不是政府 W-We aren't the government.
你们不是政府吗 Y-You're not the government?
但你说你们是来帮人类 But you said you were here to help stop us
免于灭绝的 from becoming extinct.
不是你们 是我们 Not you, us.
我们是... We're with...
国家橄榄球联盟 the NFL.
我们的粉丝数正以指数级下降 Our fans are leaving at an exponential rate.
国歌抗议团抗议我们 We've been hit with anthem protests,
还有抗议那些抗议者的人 protests to those protests,
最糟糕的是 威胁 and, worse of all, concussions.
报道的新闻越多 The more reports that come out,
对橄榄球失去兴趣的人也越多 the more people are getting turned off by football.
我们一直在研究水熊 We've been experimenting with water bears
因为我们相信它们是最后的希望 because we believe they are our last hope.
我懂了 Oh, I get it!
你一直研究水熊 是想看它们怎样 You've been experimenting with water bears to see how
让人类对威胁更加无动于衷 to make humans more impervious to concussions.
不 我们一直研究水熊是为了 No. We've been experimenting with water bears
让它们粉我们 to try and make them fans.
周日橄榄球之夜
观看橄榄球的良宵 A beautiful night for football
周日橄榄球之夜
尽在洛杉矶 here in Los Angeles
布法罗比尔队
洛杉矶闪电队
布法罗比尔队
洛杉矶闪电队
布法罗比尔队
洛杉矶闪电队
布法罗比尔队
洛杉矶闪电队
闪电队对战布法罗比尔队 as the Chargers take on the Buffalo Bills.
以及刷新此次运动场 And a record sellout crowd
上座率的记录 here at the stadium.
橄榄球从未如此受欢迎 Football clearly more popular than ever,
足有1700万名观众出席 with a whopping 17 million in attendance!
国家橄榄球联盟为吸引新观众做出了不懈努力 The NFL, of course, working really hard to reach new viewers,
而他们貌似在缓步类生物里 and it looks like they've found their answer
找到了答案 in tardigrades.
水熊虫们非常激动能来这 The water bears are thrilled to be here,
当然 它们很高兴能登上超大屏幕 and, of course, love seeing themselves on the jumbotron.
它们都准备好看橄榄球赛 They're all ready for some football,
享受球迷最爱的"亲亲镜头" and enjoying the fan-favorite kiss cam!
亲亲镜头
在运动场里 And we're ready for kickoff
1700万名球迷的欢呼声中 我们准备开球 as the cheers of 17 million fans rock the stadium!
运动场
时间紧迫 We're running out of time.
我们必须知道这些水熊 We have to see if these water bears
是否真的不同 truly are different.
嵌入盒子 Insert the box!
轻点 Gently.
你能看见什么 What do you see now?
盒子 I see the box.
盒子里有什么 What-- What's in the box?
水熊们在做什么 What are the water bears doing?
它们就在闲逛 等一下 Uh, they're just walking around, and -- Oh, wait!
它们好像对盒子很感兴趣 They appear to be interested in the box!
这些水熊确实不同 These water bears are different.
各位同志 听好了 All right, everyone, listen up!
请集中注意力 Give me your attention, please.
由于不可控的情况 Due to circumstances beyond our control,
我们决定取消特教科学展 we are canceling the Special Ed Science Fair.
- 别取消啊 - 什么 - Oh, no! Canceling? - What?
你不能取消科学展 You can't cancel the science fair.
我们正处于突破口上 We're on the verge of a breakthrough here.
取消了 你们可以拿着破玩意儿 It's canceled. You guys can all get this shit
从这滚粗了 谢谢 out of here and leave. Thank you.
你不明白 You don't understand!
特教科学展是我们唯一的希望 The Special Ed Science Fair is our only hope!
很抱歉 可我们无能为力... I'm sorry, but, uh, our hands are tied...
因为海蒂 by Heidi.
我看你们是没明白 I think you all fail to understand
我们处境的严重性... the seriousness of our situation...
橄榄球危在旦夕 Football is dying!
慢着 慢着 好吧 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay.
关门 全员回归岗位 Close the door! Everyone back to work.
没人能阻挡特教科学展 Nobody will stop this Special Ed Science Fair!
按他说的做 Do what he says!
行行行 老天啊 Aah! Okay! Jesus Christ!
你打算傻站在这吗 快想办法啊 Are you just gonna stand there? Do something!
你踏马想让我怎样 What the hell do you want me to do?
我想让你有点骨气 I want you to have some balls
至少表现出你的关心 and act like you care about me!
海蒂 你不能再跟个婊子一样了 Heidi, you need to stop being such a bitch!
再叫我一遍"婊子" Call me a "Bitch" again.
说啊 Do it.
再叫我一遍"婊子" Call me a "Bitch" again.
你现在... 表现得像... 不良女友 You are... acting... like a... bad girlfriend.
我就知道你没种 That's what I thought!
嘿 快看呐 Hey, wait a minute!
水熊们又变了 The water bears have changed again.
好像真有用 I think it's working.
让我看看 Let me see that!
太好了 他们开始适应了 Yes! Yes, they're starting to adapt!
我勒个草 咱好像有粉丝了 Son of a bitch. We just might have ourselves some fans.
赶紧的 孩子们 Now, quickly, children.
我们要复制这些水熊 再造更多粉丝 We must replicate these water bears to create more!
如果没人挺身而出 我就来 If nobody else is gonna do anything, I will!
啥... Wha--
水熊 The water bears!
- 抓住她 - 拦下她 - Get her! - Stop her!
她在那里 She's over here!
海蒂 Heidi!
海蒂 你能听我说吗 Heidi, will you please listen to me?!
让开 Move it!
都给我滚开 Get the fuck outta the way!
我说都给我滚开 傻逼 I said get outta the way, you assholes!
- 抓住她 - 她在那里 - Get her! - She's over here!
我们拦住猪精女孩了 We got the fat girl.
就在校门前 Front of the school.
靠 Shit!
南方公园小学
小姑娘 停下 Little girl, stop.
我们不必这样收场 It doesn't have to end this way.
让开 都让开 Move aside! Move aside!
海蒂 说真的... Heidi, seriously...
你得听我说 you need to listen to me.
我没必要... 听... I don't... have to listen...
任何人说 to anybody.
不 你要听 Yes. Yes, you do.
你必须听 You need to listen.
草泥马 Fuck you.
不 草泥马 No, fuck you.
小姑娘 拜托 Little girl, please.
你手里的东西非常珍贵 What you have in your hand is very special.
我受够了大家把我当作废物 Well, I'm sick of everyone treating me like shit.
为国家橄榄球联盟想想吧 Think about the NFL --
想想它给大家带来的快乐 how much joy it brings everyone.
别听他们的话 把水熊交给我 Don't listen to them. Give the water bears to me.
荣誉和妹纸都应该是我的 I deserve all the fame and bitches.
海蒂 你不能再生气了 Heidi, you gotta stop being so angry.
听着 就算不是为了国家橄榄球联盟 Look, if you -- if you don't do it for the NFL,
为了人性呢 what about humanity?
那些生物正表现出感知力的最初迹象 Those creatures are showing the first signs of sentience.
想想它们对科学和药物的意义 Think about what they could mean for science,
对人类美好未来的意义 for medicine, making people better.
拜托 亲爱的 Come on, babe.
我们都希望从前的海蒂回来 We all want the old Heidi back.
都滚你妈的蛋 Screw all you guys.
我次奥 Dude. Wow.
你有什么想说的吗 Is there something you wanna talk about?
没 我就想知道 No, I was just trying to figure out
你为什么决定喝掉刚表现出智力的 why you decided to drink 20,000 micro animals
两万个微生动物 that were showing signs of intelligence.
谁知道 反正我周六不用去学校了 Whatever. It's Saturday, and I'm not in school.
对 你... 你没在学校 Yeah, you're -- you're not in school.
我们怎么不贴在一起了 How come we never snuggle anymore?
什么 Wh-What?
我们以前经常贴在一起 We used to snuggle all the time,
现在却没有 and it's totally gone away.
怎么回事 What's happened?
- 宝贝我们仍．．． - 贴着 - Well, bunny, we still... - Snuggle!
好好好 贴着 过来吧 Yes, yes, let's -- let's snuggle, yes.
马蛋 为什么周六 God damn it! How come there's nothing
电视里只播儿童动画片 to watch on Saturday but kids' cartoons?
好了 孩子们 我们来跳呵吉啵吉舞吧 All right, kids! Now let's do the hokey pokey!
♪ 你收回左脚 你踏出右脚 ♪ ♪ You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out ♪
♪ 你收回右脚 ♪ ♪ You put your left foot in ♪
♪ 你律动全身 ♪ ♪ And you shake it all about ♪
这是怎么了 What's going on in nya?
对啊 发生什么事了 Whoa. What is going on in nya?
我感到有什么在动 I feel something moving around.
贴着 Snuggle!
好好好 甜心 Okay. Okay, honey.
怎样 Well?
工作有什么进展吗 琼斯 Did you have any luck, Mr. Jones?
恕我无能 主管 特教科学展 I'm afraid, Commissioner, that the Special Ed Science Fair
没能生产更多有用的水熊 failed to produce more viable water bears.
国家橄榄球联盟没希望了 Then the NFL truly has no hope.
我们完蛋了 We're done for.
别着急 Not quite.
我们得到了另一样东西 We were able to obtain something else
也许正是我们的希望 that just might be our future.
THE SUB-MAN
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