《南方公园》第21季 第10集 "烂番茄"
I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time.
Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation!
I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind.
Ample parking day or night, people spouting: "HOWDY, NEIGHBOR!"
I'm headin' down to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind.
I like fucking silly bitches and I know my penis likes it.
So come on down to South Park, and meet some friends of mine.
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妈咪 Mommy!
翻译: 吃冰棒 不高兴小宝贝 Roya 吃货丁小七 桃子
他来抓我了 He's gonna get me!
宝宝 宝宝 谁来抓你了 Honey, honey, who's gonna get you?
时间轴: 今 大葱 后期: 鱼骨头
总统先生 我看到他了 The president! I saw him!
他来抓我了 He's gonna get me!
克里斯托 总统先生不会来抓你的 Crystal, the president isn't going to get you.
校对: 吃货丁小七
可我看到他了 But I saw him!
我说什么来着 See what I told you?
这就是让她上自由派学校的后果 It's that liberal school she's going to,
总监： 吃货丁小七
只会往她脑子里灌输垃圾 filling her head ‭with all kinds of garbage.
亲爱的 总统先生为了他的工作鞠躬尽瘁 Sweetie, the president is doing the best job he can.
学校却在误导你 Your liberal school is just trying
把总统当成一个危险的人 to convince you he's dangerous.
但..但是 爸爸 他要... But... but, Daddy, he's gonna...
没有但是 Unh-unh. No "Buts."
总统先生在白宫呢 The president is in the White House,
肯定不会来抓你 明白吗 not here trying to get you, okay?
-知道了 -很好 - Okay. - ‭All right.
明天得找学校的人谈谈了 We're having a talk with that school in the morning.
晚安 亲爱的 Goodnight, honey.
我的支持率怎么样了 Hey! How are my approval ratings?
最新消息显示 And the latest reports are now saying
数百万加拿大人 that over a million Canadians
在此次核爆中丧生 were killed in the nuclear blast.
美国总统投下的这颗核弹 The bomb dropped by the U.S. President
将整个多伦多城夷为平地 took out the entire city of Toronto
核辐射接下来预计还会造成 and fallout is expected to kill thousands more
数千人伤亡 in the coming days.
艾克 Ike.
艾克 我真的很抱歉 Ike, I'm sorry that I...
我导致他们向加拿大发射了核弹 'caused a nuclear bomb to be dropped on Canada.
我只是 I was just...
只是想阻止 You know, I was just trying to
那些糟糕的电视节目而已 get shows that were toxic taken down.
那些节目真的影响不好 You know, those shows can be really harmful.
别装无辜了 Oh, stop being a victim.
卧了个槽 Jesus Christ!
南方公园小学
校长室
你凭什么觉得自己可以 What I want to know is what gives you the right
把你的政治观念灌输给我的孩子 to preach your political views to my children?!
我女儿睡觉都做噩梦 Our daughter woke up with nightmares
说总统要来抓她 that the president was going to get her.
你们俩自由派 Just because two liberals happen to be
当了校长和副校长 principal and vice principal
不代表你们就可以给我孩子洗脑了 doesn't mean you can brainwash my kids!
我们现在有个更大的问题 这位... Uh, we sort of have some bigger problems right now, Mister, uh...
白人 鲍勃·白人 It's White. Bob White.
你可能从来都没听说过我们家 是吧 You've probably never even heard of our family, huh?
白人一家从一开始就在这里了 Well, the Whites have been here since the beginning!
但那都不重要 Not that it matters.
因为没有人关心白人 'Cause no one cares about the Whites!
是的 每个人都有问题 Sure, everyone else has problems,
但是有人甚至问一下白人过得怎么样吗 but does anyone ever ask the Whites how they're doing?
白人先生 我们向您保证我们正 Mr. White, we assure you that we run the school
非常专业地管理着这所学校 in a very... professional manner
并且在其中不会夹杂任何个人情绪 and don't let... personal emotions get in the way.
你们当然不会了 Oh, sure you don't!
你知道我约到 You know how hard I had to fight
这次与你们的会面有多难吗 to even get this meeting with you?
"谁想和管理者对话呀" "Oh, who wants to talk to the administration?"
"只有白人想" "Oh, it's just the Whites?"
"谁管白人怎么想 他们挺好的" "Aw, who cares about the Whites? They're fine."
我们正打算要把... Well, we've just about had it you...
*如果爱你是错 我愿一错再错* *If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right*
我愿一错再错 I don't wanna be right
而且去他妈的 不能再忽视我们了 and, damn it, we won't be ignored!
抱歉 你们有听到非常小声的 I'm sorry. Is anyone else hearing
《如果爱你是错 我愿一错再错》吗 "If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right" very, very quietly?
没有 白人先生和女士 Uh, no. Mr. And Mrs. White,
我们保证不会让任何 we promise that we will not let anything happen
影响到学校完整性的事情发生 that might bring the integrity of this school into question.
我猜这年头白人也就只能期望这些了 Guess that's all the Whites can hope for these days.
自助仓储
让美国再次伟大
你好 Hey!
我的支持率怎么样了 How are my approval ratings?
是总统 It's the president!
等等 回来 怎么了 Wait, come back! What's wrong?!
总统支持率
总统仍未就其烂番茄支持率 Still no word from the president
跌至史无前例的3% as his 'Splatty Tomato' approval rating
而发表任何评论 drops to an unprecedented 3%.
这让总统支持率比《抢劫坚果店2》 This puts the president four points below
还低4个百分点 "Nut Job 2: Nutty by Nature."
此时 加拿大首相 Meanwhile, the Canadian Prime Minister,
贾斯汀·特鲁多号召加拿大人团结一致 Justin Trudeau, called upon Canadians to stand strong.
搞清楚 美国人 Make no mistake, America.
如果你们不交出你们的总统 If you do not hand over your president,
那将会有一场你们从未见过的大战 there will be war the likes of which you have never seen.
加拿大人会团结一致 Canadians will rise together.
我号召所有国内外的加拿大人 I call on all Canadians here and abroad
与国同在 to stand with their country.
美国总统必须为他的罪行负责 The U.S. President must answer for his crime.
而只有加拿大会将他绳之以法 And only Canada can bring him to justice.
没事的 特维克 都会没事的 There, there, Tweek. Everything is gonna be okay.
我确实看见了 克雷格 你得相信我 I saw what I saw, Craig! You have to believe me!
发生什么了 What's going on?
特维克恐慌发作了 Tweek's having a panic attack.
是真的 他想要抓我 It was real! He tried to get me!
谁想 Who did?
总统 The president!
这都是你的臆想 特维克 It's just your imagination, Tweek.
这不是他幻觉 It's not his imagination.
我也看见他了 I saw him, too.
你看到了总统 You saw the president?
在采石场外面 但我没相信 Out by the quarry, but I didn't believe it.
我说 "这怎么可" I said, "How could this be --"
总统 我也看见他了 The president? I saw him, too.
他穿着蓝色西装 一脸橘色 He had a blue suit and an orange face.
他一直问我 "我的支..." He kept asking me, "How are my --"
"我的支持率怎么样了" "How are my approval ratings?"
我也看到他了 I saw him, too.
老兄 这个场景也太熟悉了吧 Dude, isn't this all really familiar?
我在一个剧里也看到了差不多的 I saw something just like this
那个剧叫《怪奇什么》 on that show called "Stranger --"
《怪奇物语》 "Stranger Things."
就是《怪奇物语》 我也看了 "Stranger Things" is the show. I saw it, too.
等等 《怪奇物语》不是像那个什么电影 But wait, isn't "Stranger Things" just like that movie --
像《小丑回魂》 Just like that movie "It."
你也看了 You saw it, too?
是的 我在电影院看的 Yeah, I saw it in the theater.
我《怪奇物语》和《小丑回魂》都看了 I saw "Stranger Things" And "It."
天哪 Jesus.
我不认为我们出了幻觉 I don't think anyone's imagining anything.
我认为总统就在这里 I think the president is here.
你们进屋躲起来 You kids get inside somewhere.
我得警告整个镇子 I have to warn the town.
南方公园社区中心
好了 父老乡亲们 别吵了 All right, people. People, please.
我需要你们冷静下来 We need everyone to try and stay calm.
总统正在外面吓我们的孩子 How can we stay calm when the president's
这让人怎么冷静得下来 out there scaring our children?!
我们都想让总统离开 Look, we all want the president out of here.
只是我们要怎么办到 It's just a matter of how we do it.
我知道你们都想摆脱他 I know you all want to get rid of him.
你说得不对 That's not true.
白人家还支持总统 The Whites still support the president!
天哪 白人 他现在到处 Oh, for sake, White, he's running around
吃我们的宠物 恐吓我们的孩子 eating our pets and terrorizing our kids!
你觉得希拉里能做得更好吗 You think Hillary ‭would have been any better?
坐下 鲍勃 Just sit down, Bob!
我只是说说 我只是说说 I'm just sayin'! I'm just sayin'!
大家听着 我现在有个团队 Listen, everyone. I have a team right now
正在努力寻找总统 that's trying to locate the president,
下面我们来听听搜索队队长 and I'd like you to hear from Officer Bright,
布莱特警官怎么说 who's leading the search.
父老乡亲们 我们知道你们都很关心 Hey, folks. We know you're all concerned,
但我向你们保证我们正在竭尽全力 but I want to assure you that we are doing everything we can
追踪总统并安全地赶走他 to track the president down and have him safely removed.
因为总统支持率一路下跌 Since the president was given a splatty tomato,
他变得非常绝望而危险 he's become very desperate and very dangerous.
如果你们看见了总统 远离他 If you see the president, do not approach him.
不要试着跟他讲道理 Do not try to reason with him.
最重要的是 记住他是总统 Most importantly, remember that this is the president,
所以你们不能射杀他 明白吗 so you cannot shoot him. All right?
你们也不能谈论射杀他 You can't even talk about shooting him.
也不要 Don't even...
做任何嘲讽威胁射杀他的行为 do any coy satirical takes on shooting him.
很好 Okay, good.
我们现在努力做的 What we're trying to do here
就是把总统赶走 is just get the president to go away.
我们会分发像这样的锁 We're gonna be handing out padlocks like this one
这样大家就能锁上自己的仓库 so everyone can lock up their garbage.
如果我们不能满足总统 希望他能放手 If we don't feed the president, hopefully he'll just move on.
还有什么疑问吗 Are there any questions?
那我们能不能以嘲讽的口气 Can we talk about a friend shooting him
说有个朋友要射杀他 if it's in a sort of a sarcastic way?
不不不 现在最好 No, no, no. Now, it's - it's just best
避免那类的谈话 to avoid that kind of talk altogether.
记住 他们可以 Remember, they can do to you
像对待凯西·格里芬那样对待你 what they did to Kathy Griffin.
让她三十年都不能搞笑了吗 Made her not funny for 30 years?
对 That's right.
所以你们最好锁好自己的车库 So best thing is just lock up your garbage
看能不能让总统自行离开 and see if we can get the president to go away.
艾克·布洛夫斯基 失踪 失联日期 6月12日 如果看见此人请立即联系南方公园警局
天呐 Jesus.
现在有小孩开始失踪了 Now kids ‭are going missing.
我们很快都会失踪的 We're all ‭gonna be missing soon!
凯尔 Kyle!
是我的错 It's my fault.
艾克想独自承担一切 Ike went to go take matters into his own hands.
我得去找他 I have to find him.
我们帮你 We'll help you.
我们都会帮你 We'll all help you.
各位 这可能会非常危险 Guys, this could be really dangerous.
不准你去 You're not going.
你答应了我今晚去约会的 You promised tonight we'd have a date night.
亲爱的 这比今晚的约会更紧急 Darling, this is a little more pressing than date night.
好吧 Oh, great.
所以凯尔的蠢弟弟失踪了 受罚的却是我 So, Kyle's stupid brother goes missing, and I get fucked.
为什么总是我倒霉 How come I'm always the one getting shit on around here?
我不需要任何人和我一起去 I don't need anyone to go with me.
怎么了 凯尔 Oh, what's the matter, Kyle?
就因为我拒绝了你的追求 Don't want me around because you had the hots for me
你就不要我了吗 and I shut you down?
我绝不会对现在这样的你有好感 I would never have the hots for the person you are now.
走吧 大伙 Come on, you guys.
我们都知道现在该做些什么 Look, we all know what we're supposed to do now.
我们都看过《小丑回魂》和《怪奇物语》 We all saw "It" And "Stranger Things."
我们得拿上我们的背包 到森林中去 We need to get our backpacks and go out to woods
从坏人手中拯救这个小镇 and save the town from evil to some kick-ass '80s' music!
意大利餐厅
你好 今天在这里用午餐吗 Hello, joining us for lunch today?
是的 Uh, yes.
我们今天来这里奖励 We are here with our student of the day
我们的今日优秀学生 to reward him lunch
奖品就是和校长及副校长共进午餐 with the principal and vice principal.
我们有预约 We have a reservation.
好的 贵姓 Okay, last name?
女 Woman.
名字 First name.
强人 Strong.
好 女强人 找到了 Oh, yes, Strong Woman, here we are.
我们为您预留了一个好位子 We have a nice booth set up for you.
我们不能再这样下去了 We can't keep doing this.
别人会识破的 People are gonna see through it.
在上班的地方 Is it my fault that I found
遇见了我最中意 最完美 最美丽的女士 the most amazing, perfect, beautiful woman...
怪我咯 at work?
没人能理解的 Nobody will understand.
或许他们可以 Maybe they will.
我们是坠入爱河的同事 We're co-workers who are in love.
你真的觉得会困扰到别人吗 You really that's going to bother people?
我们可以点餐了吧 Well, should we order now?
你在干什么 鲍勃 What are you doing, Bob?
你是不是在喂总统 Have you been putting food out for the president?
我没有 我只是 No, I was just, uh,
把这些手指三明治拿出来丢掉 taking these finger sandwiches to the trash.
我们都同意了不再喂他好让他走 We all agreed not to feed him so he'd go away.
我们没有一致同意 是你们决定的 We didn't all agree! You all agreed!
根本就没有人来问我们白人家的感受 Nobody asked the Whites how they felt!
没有人在意我们白人的看法 Nobody cares what the Whites have to say!
鲍勃 别这样 Bob, come on.
你要知道他在这里会很危险 You have to know it's not safe to have him here.
2003年 希拉里·克林顿承认 In 2003, Hillary Clinton admitted
他国外交官给她的基金会 to taking funds for her foundation
打钱了 from foreign diplomats!
那又有什么关系 鲍勃 别闹了 What's that got to do with anything, Bob? Come on.
可这他妈是真的 It's fucking true!
鲍勃 如果加拿大发现总统藏在这里 Bob, if Canada finds out the president is hiding here,
他们会轰炸我们的 they are going to nuke us.
他必须得走 He needs to go.
希拉里不可能做得比他好 Hillary wouldn't have been any better.
把手指三明治给我 Give me the finger sandwiches.
好啊 Fine!
你尽管把我的三明治拿走 Go ahead and take the White's sandwiches!
反正其他东西也早都被夺走了 They've taken everything else!
*我们大熊杀来了* *We are the Bears shufflin' through*
*杀来了 你看着办* *Shufflin' on down, doin' it for you*
*我们虽坏 本性却好* *We're so bad we know we're good*
*定要震撼你们的思想* *Blowin' your mind like we knew we would*
*我们不是来惹事的* *We're not here to start no trouble*
*我们只是来看超级碗的* *We're just here to do the Super Bowl shuffle*
哥们 这是80年代的音乐 Dude, this is '80s' music?
是啊 这是潘多拉 80年代电台 Yeah. It's Pandora. '80s channel.
直接跳到下一首吧 Well, just skip to the next song, man.
我们是想打起精神来毁灭恶魔 We're trying to get psyched to destroy evil.
麻烦你放点好听的歌 We need better '80s' music than that.
*格洛丽亚* *Gloria*
*你一直在四处奔波* *You're always on the run now*
*追寻真爱* *Running after somebody*
*你终将得到他* *You gotta get him somehow*
*你该慢下来了* *I think you've got to slow down*
海蒂 亲爱的 你在干什么 Heidi. Honey, what are you doing?
就是这里 This is the place --
我就是在这里结束的一切 记得吗 This is the place where I ended it all, remember?
我就是在这里把手机扔下了大桥 This is where I threw my phone off the bridge
并且永远退出了推特 and quit Twitter for good.
那时的我和现在完全不同... I was so different then...
那时的我是那么单纯 充满希望 so naive and hopeful.
你说得对 亲爱的 现在我们可以走了吗 Yes, honey, now, can we get going, please?
真不好意思 我就想缅怀一下 I'm sorry! I'm trying to have a moment here!
我们的关系是从这里开始的啊 你个混蛋 This is where our whole relationship started, asshole!
是啊 真的很感人 亲爱的 Yes, it's very touching, sweetheart.
我好爱你 I love you so much.
真是不好意思 大家伙 I'm sorry about this, you guys.
我还记得那时我觉得自己孤立无援 I remember feeling like I had nobody.
是个苗条的贱人 Skinny bitch.
我们得继续前进了 各位 We need to keep going, guys.
别告诉我你们还没把总统赶走 Don't tell me you haven't gotten the President out of here.
我们还没有把总统赶走 We haven't gotten the President out of here.
而且还有更不好的消息 And there's some worse news.
有一群孩子失踪了 A bunch of kids have gone missing.
-什么 -我们可能只能认为 - What? - I think we have to assume
总统把他们...吃了 that the President has... eaten them.
为什么你要来告诉我 Why are you here talking to me
而不是赶紧去找总统呢 instead of trying to find the President?!
别担心 快找到了 他躲在林子里 Don't worry, we're close. He's out in the woods somewhere.
我们设好了福克斯陷阱 And we've set up a fox trap.
福克斯陷阱吗 A fox trap?
福克斯新闻... Oh, Fox News...
他们会听我说的 They'll listen to me.
他们会报道真实的我 They'll get my side of the story right!
这是陷阱 It's a trap!
什么 What?
福克斯陷阱 总统先生 It's a Fox trap, Mr. President!
谢天谢地 还好有白人家 Oh, thank God for the Whites...
*难以忘记那些夜晚* *Hold on to the nights*
艾克 艾克 Ike! Ike?!
*难以忘记那些回忆* *Hold on to the memories*
老兄 这根本不是八十年代的歌 Dude. Come on! This is not kick-ass '80s music!
《留住今夜》理查德·马克斯1988 "Hold On to the Nights" Richard Marx. 1988.
我们真的需要放歌吗 Do we really need music?
需要 克雷格没选对歌而已 Yeah! Craig just has the wrong stuff.
不要潘多拉了 用我的声破天吧 Forget your Pandora. I'm doing Spotify.
八十年代音乐 好了 '80s music. 'Kay. There.
*我很爱玩吃豆人 很爱玩* *I've got Pac-Man fever, Pac-Man fever*
嗯 好多了 Oh, yeah. That's better.
我们可以走了吗 Can we go please?!
*我很爱玩吃豆人 很爱玩* *I've got Pac-Man fever, Pac-Man fever*
*我快疯了* *I'm going out of my mind*
*快疯了* *Going out of my mind*
到了 Here it is.
艾克 Ike?
等等 Wait a minute...
你是不是带我来过这 Isn't this the place you brought me before?
你说你朋友把你手机和电脑 The place you said your friends smashed your phone
砸了的地方 and computer...?
我记得我为你感到难过 I remember I felt so bad for you.
我们以前坐在公园里可以聊好久 We used to sit in the park and talk for hours.
为什么我们现在都不这么做了 How come we never do that anymore?
好吧 Oh, . Here we go.
好什么 Here we go what?!
你以前对我那么好 You used to be so nice to me.
是你以前对我那么好 You used to be nice to me!
我尽力了 I tried!
但后来每次我想和你说点什么 But then you started rolling your eyes
你就开始翻白眼 every time I tried to talk to you!
他也不在这里 He's not here either.
老兄 也许你弟弟 Dude, maybe your brother
根本没来找总统 didn't even go looking for the President.
你们不懂加拿大人 You don't understand Canadians.
他们对自己的国家忠心耿耿 They're fiercely loyal to their country.
加拿大被侵略了 他们都会起来反抗 When Canada is attacked, they all join in the fight.
兰迪 兰迪 Randy! Randy!
-怎么了 -他们找到他了 - What? - ‭They got him!
他们找到总统了 They found the President!
-我们找到他的藏身之处了 -在那 - We found his hideout. - There.
谁去把他赶出来 Someone's gotta go flush him out.
我准备好埋伏他 I'll be ready to trap him.
我来吧 I'll do it.
别忘了他一直生吃动物 Just remember ‭he's been eating animals
活像头野兽 and living like a monster. Just...
对接下来要看到的做好心理准备 prepare yourself ‭for what you're about to see.
天哪 Oh, my God!
什么鬼 校长和副校长 What the -- Principal and Vice Principal...?
我跟你说过我们藏不住的 I told you we couldn't hide.
可是... But...
可是你们两个一起干活... But you two work together --
你们俩一起干... You two work togeth--
你吐个什么鬼 Hey, what the hell's going on?!
他们在一起了 They're together!
谁和谁在一起了 Who's together?
校长和副校长 The Principal and the Vice Principal!
他们不可能在一起 他们只是同事 They can't be together! They're co-workers!
等等 你是说他是她的上司 Wait, wait. You mean he's actually her superior
然后他们在里面... and they were in there --
谁会把鸡儿插进同事身体里 Who would want to put their penis in a co-worker?!
*与红桃皇后一起斗勇斗智* *Playing with the Queen of Hearts*
*尽管这不太明智* *Knowing it ain't really smart*
*小丑不是唯一的傻瓜* *The Joker ain't the only fool*
*愿意为你做任何事* *Who'll do anything for you*
我的天 看啊 Oh, my God! Look!
*再撒一个谎* *Laying out another lie*
这是艾克的玩具望眼镜 These are Ike's toy binoculars!
他来过这里 He was here!
艾克 Ike!
我也记得这里... I remember this place too...
你万圣节带我来的这儿 记得吗 This is where you brought me on Halloween. Remember?
是的 亲爱的 很浪漫吧 Yes, darling, wasn't it romantic?
不 一点都不浪漫 No! It wasn't romantic.
这里有个女巫 而你让我穿成葛雷特 There was a witch and you had me dress up like Gretel and...
格林童话《韩塞尔与葛雷特》主人公 被糖果屋里的女巫养肥准备吃掉的妹妹
你想让我被杀掉 you were trying to get me killed!
亲爱的 你可害得我南瓜大会迟到了 Sweetheart, you made me late to the pumpkin patch, remember?
-因为我受伤了 -你受伤了 - I was hurt. - You were hurt!
你是受害者 You were the victim.
很高兴你意识到了 I'm glad you understand.
是谁把你变成这样的 海蒂 Who turned you into this, Heidi?
闭嘴 没屁股的贱人 Shut up! Skinny-ass bitch!
你什么都不知道 You don't know anything!
海蒂 我觉得在林中散步 Heidi, I think spooky walk in the woods
让你有点不太对劲 is making you lose it a little bit.
各位 Guys!
我实在是又渴又饿 I'm seriously dehydrated and starving.
我有点受不了了 I'm pretty sick of this shit,
所以你们最好... so you better-- Aah!
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我们搜过这边了吗 Have we already done a search of this area?
也许海蒂跟她男朋友过去了 Maybe Heidi went there with her boyfriend!
那她现在应该打电话过来了 She would have called by now.
我刚问过味好美的人 I just talked to the McKormicks.
他们昨天起就没见过特雷克和克雷格 They haven't seen Tweek or Craig since yesterday.
兰迪 Randy!
你找到什么了吗 Did you find anything?
莎伦 我... Sharon... I-I...
什么 你找到什么了 What is it? What did you find?
是...是... The... there's... Ugh...
告诉我 你必须告诉我 Tell me! You have to tell me!
天哪 你看到什么了 Oh, God. What did you see?!
你不会想知道的 You don't want to know.
你必须告诉我 我做好心理准备了 You have to tell me! I can take it!
你找到我们儿子的胳膊了吗 Did you find our son's arm?
你发现他被人撕碎了吗 是什么 Did you find him torn apart? What?!
校长和副校长 在一起了 The Principal and Vice Principal are, like... together.
他们抓到总统了 It's the President!
艾克 凯尔 Ike! Kyle!
斯坦 你还活着 Stan, you're okay!
是的 我们都好好的 Yeah, we're okay!
抓到他了 终于抓到那个狗娘养的了 We got him. We got the son of a bitch.
退后 Get back!
所有人退后 快点 亲爱的们快过来 Everyone back! Do it now! Get over here, family!
鲍勃 我们国家就要陷入战争了 Bob, for the love of Pete, our country is about to go to war!
你想知道真正的战争在哪吗 You wanna know where there's a war?!
该死的战争就要毁了圣诞节 There's a war on Christmas!
而你们根本都不在乎 Nobody cares about that!
猜猜谁在乎圣诞节 'Cause guess who loves Christmas.
我们白人 The Whites!
至少这人在努力拯救圣诞节 At least this man's trying to save Christmas!
是真的 That's true!
他没有拯救圣诞节 鲍勃 He's not saving Christmas, Bob.
他窜来窜去 吓唬你们的孩子 He's running around, scaring your kids,
还在林子里拉屎 and shitting in the woods.
别这样 鲍勃 Come on, Bob.
你的女儿真正需要的是什么 What's best for your daughter? I mean, really?
你个混蛋 都是你的错 You piece of shit! This was all your fault!
你控制我操纵我 You controlled me and manipulated me
把我变成今天这样 and turned me into this!
宝贝 把枪放下 好吗 Baby, put down the gun, sweetheart, okay?
我以前很善良 也懂得关心别人 I used to be kind. I used to be caring.
但是当你出现...你... But then you -- you...
不 不是你 No. Not you.
是我自己 是我咎由自取 Me. I did this.
我总是把自己设定为生活的受害者 I let being a victim become a way of life.
如果你总像受害者一样生活 If you always make yourself the victim,
一切都会变得非常可怕 you can justify being awful.
埃里克 Eric...
很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我要和你分手 I'm breaking up with you.
亲爱的 别开玩笑了 Honey, don't be ridiculous.
我以前是总开这样的玩笑 I've been ridiculous.
我必须学着不再可怜自己 I have to learn to stop felling sorry for myself.
海蒂 你不是真要和我分手 Heidi, you are not breaking up with me.
不 是真的 我们结束了 Yes, I am. It's over.
恐怕我不能让你这么做 亲爱的 I'm afraid I can't let you do it, sweetheart.
退后 我是认真的 Step back. I'll do it. I swear to God.
这次没用了 埃里克 It's not gonna work this time, Eric
你和我分手 我就自杀 You break with me, I kill myself.
决定权在你 海蒂 The choice is yours, Heidi.
大家伙帮帮忙 埃里克 我们不想你死 Come on, everybody. Eric, we dont't want you to die.
抱歉 你可以当你的受害者 I'm sorry. You can be the victim.
但我不行 I can't.
海蒂 海蒂 我真会开枪的 Heidi, Heidi. I gonna do it.
我真开枪咯 Here we go.
海蒂 你真要离开我吗 Heidi, are you seriously?
他逃跑了 He broke free.
总统又逍遥法外了 The president is on the loose again.
他现在犹如亡命之徒一样危险 He will be even more desperate now.
事态更严重了 It's going to get worse.
我们消灭不了他 对吗 We can't destory him, can we?
我不知道 我想... I don't know. I guess...
要看白人一家了 It's up to the Whites.
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谁会把鸡儿插进同事身体里 Who would want to put their penis in a co-worker?!