South Park S22 E01 Dead Kid
《南方公园》第22季 第1集 死去的孩子
我到南方公园转一转 享受美好时间
i'm goin' down to south park gonna have myself a time.
黄发垂髫 怡然自乐 到处摆着和善傻脸
friendly faces everywhere.humble folks without temptation.
我到南方公园转一转 烦恼丢到天边
i'm goin' down to south park gonna leave my woes behind.
阡陌交通 车位俨然 人们嚷着"约吗,约吗!"
ample parking day or night.people spouting howdy neighbor.
我到南方公园转一转 好似做大保健
i'm heading down to southpark,gonna see if i can't unwind.
我爱上无脑矫情妹 我屌也爱矫情妹
I like fucking silly bitches and I know my penis likes it.
所以快到南方公园转一转 会会我的小伙伴
so come on down to south park and meet some friends of mine.
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??沙雕字幕组译制
😁沙雕字幕组译制
我想让你们都仔细看看你们的数学考试试卷
I want you all can take a close look at your math exam children
??翻译：fiufa 熊熊
😁翻译：fiufa 熊熊
有的同学做得很好 但是很多同学做的不好
some of you did very well, but many of you did not.
??校对：fiufa 熊熊
😁校对：fiufa 熊熊
哦 天哪
Aw, man.
分数的加法非常简单 让我们再做一遍
The addition of fractions is very simple, let's right do it again.
??时间轴：The New Kid
😁时间轴：The New Kid
这个第一题怎么解？
How do we solve the first one?
[枪声]
[Shooting]
把两个三加在一起
Add together the three and three.
很好 巴特斯 现在我们把三加到一起 那么四呢 托肯？
Good, Butters. Now we add three's together, and what about the four's, Token?
他们都是分母 因此还是四
They are the denominators,so they stay a four.
等等 等等 托肯得了A 但我是抄的托肯的
Wait, wait, token got an 'A', but I cheated off Token.
我听不见 埃里克
I can't hear you, Eric.
我说有问题！我得了“F”但是我抄了托肯的
I said something's wrong, I got an ‘F’ but I cheated off Token!
有枪击 有枪击!
Active shooter! Active shooter!
那我们怎么做除法？克雷格 你知道吗？我们怎么做除法?
And how we divide, right? Craig, How about you? What are we dividing?
四除以六？
Divide four by the six?
是四除以六 还是六除以四?
The four by the six, or the six by the four?
六除以四!
The six by the four!
西南教室搞定了
Southwest classroom clear.
我们要在周五重新测验
Now, we're gonna re-take the exam on Friday
枪手在走廊里 各单位集合!
Shooter's in the hallway! All units, report!
现在我给你们考好的机会 我希望你们好好利用
Now, I'm giving you an opportunity to do better. I hope you take advantage of it.
你能看到托肯擦掉了答案然后写上了正确的！他这么做是针对我!
You can see where Token erased his answers and wrote the right ones. He did it to me on purpose!
埃里克 够了
Eric, that's enough.
枪手已击倒 枪手已击倒
Shooter is down. Shooter is down.
现在我们来做下一题
Now let's move on to the next equation.
这简直是胡扯 各位 托肯知道我抄他的
That is such bullshit, you guys. Token knew I was cheating off of him
所以他故意写了错误的答案！他为什么要这么做！
so he deliberately put down the wrong answers. Why would he do that?
我考试也砸了 我理解不了分数 那毫无意义
I flunked that test too, I don't understand fractions. They don't make any sense.
这不是重点 伙计们 托肯为什么要搞我？背后一定有隐情！
That's not the point you guys. Why is Token out to get me. There's something going on here.
又一起校园枪击案让学生们处于惊吓和不信任之中
Another school shooting today has left students in shocked and disbelieve.
是 托肯可能受不了你总是抄他的
Yeah, Token is probably sick of you cheating of then all the time!
但是为什么是这次？这才是问题凯尔
But why now? That's the question Kyle
我一直抄他的 但他为什么要选现在来伤害我？
I always cheat off Token, why did he choose now to hurt me?
小坦坦！小坦坦！哦上帝 宝贝你没事
Stanley! Stanley! Oh, my god! Baby! You are okey.
emmm 妈妈？
Uh, hey mom?
没事了坦坦 我们回家给你爸说一下这事
It's all right Stanley. We're gonna go home and talk about this with your dad.
然后我们全家共度难关 来吧上车
And we will get through this as a family. Come on. Get in the car.
伙计们 斯坦的妈妈怎么了
Dude, what's up Stan's mom's ass.
坦坦 愿意说下今天学校发生了什么吗？
Stanley, well, do you want to tell your father about what happened at the school today?
emmm 我数学测验挂了
Um...oh, I flunked my math quiz.
不 另一件事
No, the other thing.
什么另一件事
What other thing?
学校今天发生了什么？
What happened to the school today?
哦 校园枪击案？
Oh, the school shooting?
对！校园枪击案！
Yes! The school shooting!
是的，有孩子在学校开枪
Oh yes, some kids shot up the school.
是谁在学校开枪？是你么？
Who shot of the school? Was it you?
不是
No.
你被击中了么
Did you get shot?
没
No.
哦 那你数学测验怎么挂了
Oh, what's this about failing the math quiz?
你认真的吗？你没听见我们的孩子说了啥？有孩子在他学校死了！
Are you serious? Did you not hear what our child said? Kids died at his school!
抱歉 雪伦 我
Sorry Sharon... I...
为什么你表现得这么正常?你们都怎么了？
Why are you all acting like this is normal? What is wrong with you people?
妈妈怎么了?
What's up mom's ass?
嘿雪伦，你还好吗？
Hey, Sharon. You doing ok?
不 我不好！孩子们被枪击 他们死在了学校 那里本应该很安全！
No! I'm not ok! Children were shot, they were killed at school, where they were supposed to be safe!
啊 然后呢？
Uh-huh, and... what else is going on?
为什么还需要有其他事？你TM在逗我吗？为蛤其他人都如此淡定！
Why does there need to be anything else?! Are you kidding me? Why isn't anyone else emotional?
亲爱的 你上次(月经)是什么时候 我是说
Hon,uh...When was your last... I mean
你知道有些时候事情可能看起来大题小做了
you know how sometimes things can seem a little bigger deal
因为 你知道 你下面
'cause, you know, your... down there?
你敢暗示我我如此情绪化是因为..
Don't you dare suggest that I'm only emotional because
我只是 我只是指出这可能是因为那段时间来了...
I'm just, I'm just pointing out that it is around that time...
滚出去 兰迪！我没有反应过激！
Get out, Randy! I'm not overreacting.
好的 好的老婆 我让你自个儿待会
OK, OK honey, I'll leave you alone.
糟糕 看来可能又要煎熬三天了
Whelp, another three days of this, probably.
我知道最近学校里出了许多问题
I understand that there has been some problems here at the school lately.
很多学生都在焦虑
A lot of students are experiencing anxiety,
艾瑞克现在想表达一下自己的心声 说吧艾瑞克
and Eric Cartman just wanted to be able to voice his concerns. Go ahead Eric.
托肯 我意识到
Token, there are some terrible things that I realize
你可能从其他同学那听说了什么
you might have been heard from the other kids at school.
有谣言说我
There's some rumors that have been going around about me that
认为《黑豹》是部糟糕的电影
that I thought "Black Panther" was a terrible movie.
说我认为它故事结构框架是一团糟 那都是愚蠢的谣言
There's rumors that I said it was structural mess, you know, that the rhinos were really stupid.
我向你保证我从来不会说那种话 我爱《黑豹》
I want to assure you, that I never said anything like that. I loved "Black Panther."
所以 不管你有没有什么要向我坦白 对我补偿的
So if, you know, you feel like there's a need to come after me, to get back at me.
我只需要你知道 他们说谎 我爱《黑豹》爱的跟你一样深沉
I just need you to know that people are lying, because I liked "Black Panther" just as much as you did.
我才不是种族歧视
I am not a racist.
我其实没看过《黑豹》
I actually never saw "Black Panther."
你说啥？老姐？你认真的？别搞笑了老铁！
Say what, girlfrriend?! Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?! Come on ,rog!
你从没看过黑豹?
You never saw "Black Panther?"
是的 我真没看过
No, I didn't see it.
但我以为你们所有(黑)人都看过
But I thought all of you saw it.
[枪声&尖叫声]
[shooting&screaming]
这次我去解决
I got this one.
大家卧倒！大家！该死的卧倒！
All right, everyone, get down! Everybody, get the fuck down!
托肯 让我们坦诚相见好吗？你为蛤想要搞我的考试成绩
Token, let's be honest with each other, okay? Why else would you manipulate my test grades.
埃里克 托肯是怎么操控你的成绩的 具体说说
How exactly did Token manipulate your grades, Eric?
有场考试 我原本该得“A”的 但是托肯一通操作让我挂了 这不公平!
That was a test. I should've got an 'A' on it, but Token did things to make me fail, and it's not fair.
Mkay 是谁学校里开枪？
Mkay, mkay, Who's shootin' up the school?
注：在之前的大电影里 mkay是代替各种脏话的
那是真的吗 托肯？是你让埃里克挂了？
That's true, Token? Did you do something to make Eric fail the test?
我没有让他挂 没有
I didn't make him fail, no!
你既没有故意让我考挂 又没看过《黑豹》 是吧?
You didn't make me fail the test aand you didn't see "Black Panther." Right？
我 我是说 这没道理啊!
I mean, I mean, this is ridiculous.
往这走 到餐厅这儿来 往这边！不 你们射错人了！
Over this way, Into the cafeteria! Right over there, m'kay? No, you shot the wrong one!
谢谢大家的到来 我相信大家都听说了学校里又发生了一起枪击案
Thanks for coming everybody, I'm sure you all heard there was yet another school shooting today.
我们必须知道我们身为家长该做些什么 因为事情已经失控了!
We have to figure out what we are going to do as parents because this whole thing is out of control!
我们必须扪心自问为什么会这样并且采取行动！
We have to ask ourselves why this is happening, and do something now!
额 你知道 雪伦 我认为 这是一个复杂的问题 你知道
Well, you know, Sharon, and I think it, it is a complex issue, you know.
这不止那么简单
It's not really as simple as just...
注：这里二爹在暗示雪伦来了大姨妈反应过激
我想说的是 有时可能你会变得有点...疯狂？
What I'm saying is that -- that with issues like this, sometimes you have to be kind of... crazy?
你在说什么？你不知道我们的孩子正在被谋害吗！
What are you talking about? Do you understand that our children are being murdered?
红色?
Red?
注：红色手帕暗示经血
这种事情距离我们有多近？这可是我们孩子的学校啊!
How much closer to home can this all hit? It was at our children's school!
疯狂时刻 红色疯狂时刻
Crazy time, crazy red time.
我赞成我夫人的意见
I agree with my wife.
嗯 当然现在有许多事都需要改变
Well, there's certainly are things need changing
就昨天我和我家孩子在公园玩
Just yesterday, I was at the park with my son Craig,
你们都看见那里的游乐设施了吗？
and have you seen the state of the playground equipment?
看上去不但不安全，而且碍眼
Not only does it seem unsafe, but it's become quite a eyesore.
要我说 整座公园都该改改了 现在公园都变成流浪汉聚集地了
The whole park could use a upgrade, if you ask me. It's become the campout for the homeless.
你们特么都在逗我吧！
Are you fucking joking?
你们竟然把公园设施和孩子被杀害相提并论？
You're gonna take one second to compare the child murder to park upgrades?
你们都他妈的疯了！
What is wrong with everybody? You all gone crazy!
有人想来一杯吗？
Anybody need a drink?
巴特斯!
Butters!
哇啊啊啊 哦 嗨 埃里克
wuuuuuaaaaaaa! Oh. Hey, Eric!
巴特斯 我需要帮助
Butters, I need help.
我妈说如果我数学考试再挂我就不能锄大地了
My mother said if I flunk another maths test, she's gonna ground me from playing Fortnite.
哦 天哪 你想让我辅导你学习？
Oh, geez. You want me to help you study?
不 呆瓜 我要你去挖挖
No, dumbass, I need you to get some dirt on Token
托肯的丑闻 这样他就不会再因我说《黑豹》的坏话而搞我了
so he stops punishing me for what I supposedly said about "Black Panther."
哦 黑豹啊 那是部吼电影！
Ooh. "Black Panther"? Oh, that was a great movie.
不 才不是 但是听好
No, it wasn't, but now, listen
托肯在隐瞒什么 而我可以用它来做筹码
There's got to be something Token wouldn't want people to know. Something I can use as leverage.
额 那你要我做什么？我还有走廊值日任务在身
Well, what would you want me to do? I got the hall monitor duty.
就四下打听打听 如果你找到了托肯的丑闻 给我打尻
Just ask around. If you find any dirt on Token, give me a call.
好的 埃里克
OK, Eric.
这世上有两种人 一种是老实人 另一种是卢本伟
This world is full of two types of people, the ones who're honest, and the ones don't play by the rules.
托肯让所有人都相信
Token's got everyone believing
他是全美唯一一个没有去看《黑豹》的非裔美国人
he's the one African American in the entire country who didn't see "Black Panther."
他还在隐瞒什么？
What else is he lying about?
那只是 只是太难熬了 你知道
It's just...just so hard, you know.
一切本来好好的 然后
Everything's going fine, and then
每个月都有那么几天如履薄冰
and then at a certain time of the month, I have to start walking on eggshells.
没事 兰迪
It's alright, Randy.
哪怕 哪怕只有一次她能承认 也好啊
It's just, it's just once, I'd like her to acknowledge it, you know?
只一次 说：“你知道 也许我因为我的荷尔蒙反应过激”
Just once. Say, "you know, maybe I was overreacting a little bit ‘cause of my hormones."
兰迪 他们刚刚公布消息 又一起校园枪击案在杰佛逊县发生
Randy, they just announced on the news there's been another school shooting in Jefferson County.
好 雪伦 酷
OK, Sharon, cool.
这有什么酷的？
What is cool about that?!
没事 我爱你 老婆
N-Nothing. I love you, sweetheart.
可恶！
God!
我不知道 我不知道我能忍受多少
I don't know how much more of this I can take.
有时候 我打开电视就担心他们在说什么校园枪击案
It's like I turn on the TV and dread they‘ll say something about a school shooting
因为那样她又要发飙了
because it's gonna set my wife off.
好吧兰迪，你有没有想过这个问题可能比雪伦的月经更严重？
Well Randy, have you stopped to think that maybe this problem is bigger than Sharon's period?
你是什么意思？
What, what do you mean?
我说 眼前的可能是件大事 如果这实际上是因为 更年期
I mean that maybe what's going on really is a big deal. What if this is actually, menopause.
更年期？我甚至不知道那是什么
Menopause? I don't even know what that is.
嗯 你看 马什先生 当女人的卵巢
Well you see, Mr.Marsh. When the woman's ovaries actually
停止排卵 这是一个重大变化
stop producing eggs, it's a significant change.
这是一个女人生理周期的结束 我们称之为更年期
It's the ending of the menstruat cycle of a woman's life that we called menopause.
嗯哼 但是 如果一个女人不再有生理周期 那么 为什么她仍然会过度反应
Uh-huh. But, if a woman isn't having periods anymore, then why would she still overreact and be bitchy?
实际上 绝经是女性激素变动最激烈的时期之一
Well, actually, menopause is one of the most severely hormonal times a woman ever goes through.
你来寻求专业人士的建议很好
It's good you sought the advice of a medical professional
因为你妻子身体的变化令人困惑 而且有时难以应付
because the changes in your wife's body are going to be confusing and at times hard to cope with.
等等 你说事情会变得更糟吗？
Well, wait. You're saying this could actually get worse?
恐怕是的
I'm afraid so.
啊 不对 尸体搬去另一辆卡车
Ah, no. Dead ones go in the other truck.
这么说吧 马什先生 更年期就像一个超级生理期
You see, Mr. Marsh, menopause is almost like a super period.
并且已知会持续长达两年
And it's been known to last for up to two years.
我的天哪
Oh my god!
Nicole 我能和你说说话么
Nicole, can I talk to you?
说什么
‘bout what?
有谣言说你和托肯复合了
Word on the street is you and Token are back together.
我们在尝试 只是聊聊看我们能否解决现有的感情问题
We're trying. Just talking a lot and see if we can work things out.
那你为什么要和他分手？他对你做什么了？
Why did you break up with him? What did he do to you?
这真和你没关系
That's... really none of your business.
他没带你去看《黑豹》是吗？那一定很令人难过
He didn't take you to see "Black Panther" with him, did he?
我不知道你在说什么
I don't know what you're talking about.
哦 是么？当你们谈到《黑豹》是多棒的时候 他说了什么？
Oh no? When you guys talk about how sweet "Black Panther" was, what's he say?
我们从来没有谈起过《黑豹》
We've never talked about it.
对 你们两个只是闲逛聊天 从没提起过《黑豹》
Right, you two guys just hang out and talk and "Black Panther" never comes up.
你为什么要掩护托肯？他对你说了什么？
Why are you covering for Token? What does he have on you?
我要去上课了
I gotta get to class.
13亿美元的票房 这是美国黑人的一个里程碑
$1.3 billion domestic box office. A milestone for African Americans.
我才不相信托肯从来没有和他的小女朋友谈起过《黑豹》
And I'm supposed to believe that Token and his little sex kitten never even talked about it.
距全校测试不到72小时了
The all-school test is in less 72 hours.
除非我找到这其中的联系 不然我会被禁止玩堡垒之夜数周
Unless I found a connection, I'll be grounded from Fortnite for weeks.
你好啊 (托肯的)爸爸妈妈
Hello, Mom and Dad.
我一直在想 什么时候我会接到那个电话
I keep thinking, when will be the time that I get the call, you know?
那个让我知道我的儿女在学校被杀的电话
When will I answer the phone and find out my son, my daughter, were...killed at school.
嗯 我明白
Uh-huh. Yeah, I see.
我沉浸在无尽的恐惧中 害怕我不能在危险发生时保护孩子们
I live in constant fear that I won't be there to protect my children when something happens to them.
嗯 雪伦 你有没有考虑过你的感受部分是由于...手帕球？
Well, Sharon, have you maybe considered that your feelings are partly due to ... handkerchief balls?
什么？
What?
手帕球 手帕离开了球
Handkerchief balls. Handkerchief out the balls.
注：balls暗示蛋蛋
红色的手帕 不 没有更多的手帕 不 没有更多的红色 零 不存在 老太太
Red handkerchief. No, no more handkerchief, no, no more red. Zero, empty, old lady.
我在说我已经不堪重负以至于......
What I'm saying is that I'm so overwhelmed that I --
老太太，我的吊在哪？我的吊在哪？
Old lady, where's my dick? Where's my dick!
你他妈在说什么？我不明白！该死的！
What the hell are you talking about?! I don't understand! God damn it!
不要表现得好像我有什么不对劲，你才不对劲！你们都是！
Stop acting like there's something wrong with me. something's wrong with you! All of you!
有点该死的同情心吧！
Try having some goddamn compassion!
你知道，我另一个最喜欢的片段
You know, my other favorite part was
就是黑豹梦到他的先父
when Black Panther had those dreams about his dead father.
我说先父 死去的酋长
I mean the dad, the tribal leader,
告诉新王如何做一个好的领袖
speaking to the new king about being a good leader.
我从未看过这样的电影 当然 除了《狮子王》
I've never seen a movie do that before, except for "Lion King" of course,
但是《黑豹》是如此新颖
but "Black Panther" was so original.
我们很喜欢 是的
We enjoyed it. Yes.
所以托肯 最喜欢的《黑豹》片段是什么？
So, uh, what was Token's favorite part of "Black Panther"?
托肯？
Token?
是的，你家一定对此有过深入的讨论
Yeah, you must have some deep family talks about it.
托肯在《黑豹》家庭讨论之夜上说了什么
What Token say about it on "Black Panther" family discussion night?
滚出我的房子！
Get out of my house!
托肯？
Token?
快点 出去！
Come on! Get out!
当然，我们只是在聊你们一家人看了《黑豹》
Sure thing, you know, we were just talking about how your family did see "Black Panther."
哦不 不是全家 托肯的妈妈和我在约会那晚看的
Oh no, not the family, Token's mom and I saw it on date night.
虽然我们打算和托肯再看一次
We're gonna watch it again with token, though.
注：特别辅导级 13岁及以下须在父母陪同下观看
我们不想让他自己去看因为它是特别辅导级的
We don't want him to watch it alone because it is PG-13.
好，我想没什么了要说的了
Well, I guess there's nothing more to it, then.
和各位聊天很愉快
Nice taking to you, folks.
再说最后一件事
You know, just one last thing
如果你发现你儿子在你不在时看了一部PG-13电影
if you ever found out your son saw a PG-13 movie without you
你可能会很生气
you'd probably be pretty pissed off.
哦，托肯不会这么做的
Oh, Token wouldn't do that.
不 他毫无根据地谎称他是唯一没看过《黑豹》的（黑）人
No. No, he'd have no reason to falsely claim he's the only one who hasn't seen "Black Panther."
我们学校见
I'll see you at school.
雪伦，雪伦，我们得快点去
Sharon, Sharon, you have to come quick.
怎么了？
What is it ?
学校又发生了一起枪击案 现在！
There's another shooting happening at the school right now!
它刚刚开始 也许我们可以及时赶到
It just started. Maybe we should make it in time.
哦天哪！
Oh my god!
快点 我们必须动作快！
Come on, we have to hurry!
不雪伦，你先上
No Sharon, you go ahead first.
为啥？
Why?
只是 你应当先走
You just, you should go.
这他妈什么情况？
What the fuck is going on?
我该从何处开始，讲述一个伟大的爱情故事
Where do I begin to tell the story of how great a love can be.
惊喜，莎伦
A surprise Sharon.
如果我们的爱比海更深
If we love story that is older than the sea.
哦，嘿
Oh, hey man.
数学的课堂大测验要开始了
The big math quiz is about to start.
你会让我抄你的么？
You gonna let me cheat off you?
别想
Nope.
你未经父母允许看了《黑豹》
You saw "Black Panther" without your parents' permission.
我打印了我所有的战果 托肯 我复制了十份并把它们装进了信封
I typed out all my finding, Token. I made ten copies and put them in envelope.
如果我数学测验没过
If I don't pass the math quiz,
信封将被寄给十家不同的新闻机构
the envelope will all set to ten different news organizations.
你（有时间）做这些却不去好好准备考试？
You did all that instead of actually study for the test?
所以 你打算如何 托肯？
So, what's it gonna be, Token?
你可以对我不喜欢《黑豹》发火
You can be mad I didn't like "Black Panther,"
但你却对我无可奈何
but you can't take it out on me anymore.
我 没 看《黑豹》！
I didn't see "Black Panther."
那我想你父母看到我的报告也不会生气了？
Then I guess your parents won't be mad when they read my report.
在扑克牌中，他们管这个叫虚张声势
In poker, they call it a bluff.
我想托肯现在一定被吓得尿裤子了
I know that right now, Token's shitting his pants.
我只需要等屎散出臭味
All I need to do now is wait for the poop to stink.
她用特别的东西填满了我的心
She fills my heart with very special things.
用天使的颂歌，用狂野的欲望
With angel songs, with wild imaginings.
托肯 我们快没时间了
Token, we're running out of time.
如果你不让我抄你的
If you don't let me cheat off of you,
我就告诉你父母你背着他们去电影院看《黑豹》
I'm going to tell your parents that you saw "Black Panther" in the theater without them.
我没去电影院看《黑豹》!
I didn't see "Black Panther" in the theater!
你当然去了 托肯！所以我嘲讽这部电影你才会这么生气！
Of course you did, Token! That's why me ripping on it pissed you off so much!
我以我母亲的生命起誓 我不在乎你怎么评价《黑豹》
I swear on my mother's life. I don't care what you said about "Black Panther."
债见！
Goodbye.
但是 托肯 我理解不了！
But, Token, I don't understand!
如果你没看过《黑豹》也不在乎我嘲讽《黑豹》
If you didn't see it and you really don't care that I ripped on "Black Panther,"
那你为啥不让我抄
and why wouldn't you let me cheat...
哦天哪
Oh my god.
你不在乎是因为你的确看了
You don't care what I said because you did see it..
而且 你也不喜欢 就是这么回事 对吧？
And you... didn't like it either. That's what this is all about, isn't it?
你恨自己像我一样看过这部烂片
You hate yourself for seeing through the mirage like I did,
这就是为啥你不让我抄！
and that's why you wouldn't let me cheat off you!
可《黑豹》不是我写的，它垃圾不是我的错，为什么怪我？
Well, I didn't write "Black Panther," Token! It isn't my fault it sucked! Why go after me?
但是现在，结束了，别担心
But now, It's over. Don't worry.
没人会知道你不喜欢《黑豹》
They're not gonna know you didn't like "Black Panther,"
只要你不让我数学测验再挂一次
so long as you never make me fail another math test.
现在我们可能要一起挂了 第四节课已经开始了
Well, we're probably both gonna fail now, because fourth period already started.
什么？不！我们必须去考试 托肯！
What? No! We have to take that test, Token!
快点！我们还来得及去上课！
Come on! We can still get to class on time!
哦 棒 快点 我们可以的！
Oh, great. Come on! We can do this!
比利！给我你的餐盒！
Billy! Give me your lunchbox!
巴特斯！
Butters!
这下是整个合唱团了
Ooos, It's the entire glee club this time.
巴特斯，我必须去上课，数学测验开始了！
Butters, I have to get to class! The math quiz is starting!
我靠 数学测验？已经第四节课了？
Oh, crap! The math quiz? It's already fourth period?
我不能再挂了 巴特斯 掩护我！
I can't flunk this math quiz, Butters! Cover me!
好的！
Well, okay!
爱将持续多久
How long does it last?
爱情能用一天里的几小时来度量吗？
Can love be measured by the hours in a day?
你已经尽力了马什先生
You did everything you could, Mr.Marsh.
或许你妻子不能理解真相并感激你，也许她永远不会
If your wife can't realize the truth and appreciate you, maybe she never will.
理解啥？你怎么给大家说的 兰迪?
Realize what? What have been you telling everybody, Randy?
兰迪只是试图让你在经历更年期时感觉到爱
Randy was just trying to make you feel love while you're going through menopause.
更年期？我还没到tmd更年期！
Menopause？I'm not going through fucking menopause!
你怎么知道？
How do you know?
我今上午才来了月经！
I just got my period this morning!
你 你来月经了？
You -- You got your period?
对！
Yes!
你早晨才来了例假？
You just got your period this morning?
对！
Yes!
所以，过去几天可能你只是有点..
So, the past few days, maybe you have been just a little..
不！没有！一点都没有！你们没看到发生了什么吗？
No, no! Nothing! Don't you guys see what happened here?
我想让你们愤怒
I want you to be angry.
每天我们都听说新的校园枪击案 这曾经是个大事
Everyday we hear about another school shooting. It used to be a big deal.
我想让你们重新重视这个事情
I want it to be a big deal again.
我说 哈里特 你到我家来
I mean, Harriet, you came to my house,
说发生校园枪击案来把我骗走！
and said there was a school shooting to trick me into going with you!
我只是作为惊喜的一部分，雪伦
I was just trying to be a part of the big surprise, Sharon.
这就是我在说的！太疯狂了，哈里特！
That's what I'm talking about! That's crazy, Harriet!
我想让你们都感到恐惧
I want you all to be shocked!
我想让你们都感到悲伤
I want you all to be sad!
你想让大家悲伤？
You want everyone to be sad?
那
Well...
雪伦 如果你想让我悲伤 祝贺 你做得很好
Sharon, if you wanted to make me sad, congratulations. You did a great job.
对 我们去没有这么多负能量的地方吧
Yeah, let's go somewhere without so much negativity.
哎 大家 她不是这个意思
Aw, guys, she didn't mean it.
她只是.. 给她一个..
She just.. Give her a..
测验是单选题 拿出你们的水平来
The quiz is multiple choice but be sure to show all of your work.
你们有二十分钟作答
You have 20 minutes to complete all your answers.
好 考试现在开始
All right, your time starts, now.
每个人都有污点，要想发现它只需自己也变污
Everybody has dirty laundry. All it takes to find it is getting a little dirty yourself.
现在唯一的问题就是 外面还有多少托肯这样的人？
The only question there now is, how many other Token's out there?
有多少人不敢说《黑豹》没那么好
how many others are afraid to say that "Black Panther" wasn't all that sweet
只因为这可能会给自己带来麻烦
because of the damage it could do to them.
你什么意思？
What do you mean?
我是说 在一个有两百人的学校里 已经有两个人决定掩盖真相
I mean, in a school of 200 students, there's already two who are covering up the truth.
托肯帮你作弊只会让真相埋藏更久
All Token is doing by letting you cheat off him is keeping the whole thing quiet even longer.
还有很多人不明真相 即使这会让我挂科 我是他们唯一的希望
There are others out there, and even if it means failing, I'm their only damn hope.
兰迪？我们需要谈谈
Randy? We need to talk.
好的 亲爱的
Sure, honey.
到处都是痛苦和折磨 该停停了
There's been too much pain and suffering, it has to stop.
我懂 亲爱的 我懂
I know, sweet heart. I know.
我要说的是 最近我确实很情绪化
What I'm trying to say is, I've been very emotional lately
也许我有时是反应过激了
and maybe, maybe I was really overreact sometimes.
什么？(惊喜)
Ahhhh
也许我需要意识到我的情绪可能是激素的影响 而不是把问题推给你
Maybe I need realize that my emotions can be hormonal, and not just take things out on you.
什么？（幸福）
Aaaah? Aaaaah?
兰迪 对不起
Randy, I'm sorry.
谢谢你 雪伦
Ahhhh, thank you, Sharon.
我也不知道来例假是什么感觉 但是以后我会试着更理解你的
I don't know what it's like to have periods, but I'll try to be more understanding from now on.
抱歉 稍等
Sorry, sorry, one second.
你好 是 是的 什么？什么时候？
Hello? Yes, yes, what? When?
哦天哪！ 好 好的好的 嗯 嗯
Oh my god! Yes, yes yes, ok, ok.
怎么了
What is it?
又发生一起校园枪击案 斯坦中弹了
There's been another school shooting, Stan's been shot.
我们现在应该赶过去么？
Should we get down there?
这又不是世界末日
It's not the end of the world.
我爱你 雪伦
I love you, Sharon.