South Park S22 E02 A Boy and a Priest
《南方公园》第22季 第2集 禁断之系
I'm goin' down to south park gonna have myself a time.
我到南方公园转一转 享受美好时间
friendly faces everywhere.humble folks without temptation.
黄发垂髫 怡然自乐 到处摆着和善傻脸
I'm goin' down to south park gonna leave my woes behind.
我到南方公园转一转 烦恼丢到天边
ample parking day or night.people spouting howdy neighbor.
阡陌交通 车位俨然 人们嚷着"约吗,约吗!”
I'm heading down to southpark,gonna see if i can't unwind.
我到南方公园转一转 好似做大保健
I like fucking silly bitches and I know my penis likes it.
我爱上无脑矫情妹 我屌也爱矫情妹
so come on down to south park and meet some friends of mine.
所以快到南方公园转一转 会会我的小伙伴
Come on, guys. We don't wanna be late.
﻿来吧 各位 我们不想迟到
??沙雕字幕组译制
😁沙雕字幕组译制
Do I have to go? It's the only day I get to play games.
我一定要去吗？这是我唯一能玩游戏的一天
??翻译:fiufa 中关村老实人 熊熊
😁翻译:fiufa 中关村老实人 熊熊
We're all going. Come on.
我们都得去 快点
??校对: fiufa 熊熊 A&K
😁校对: fiufa 熊熊 A&K
搞不懂为啥我们每周日都得去教堂
I don't understand why we have to go to church every Sunday.
??时间轴:Wendy The New Kid 中关村老实人
😁时间轴:Wendy The New Kid 中关村老实人
Church is important, Stan.
教堂很重要 斯坦
Way more important than video games and TV.
比电子游戏和电视重要的多
Church is about community and coming together...A lot of things.
教堂关乎社区凝聚力 和很多方面
All I know is that after church, I just feel better.
我只知道教堂之后我感觉好多了
Yeah. Me, too.
我也是
Hey, mornin', Stephen, Linda!
嘿 早上好 史蒂文 琳达
Morning, guys.
早上好各位
Oh, thanks, there, Randy.
哦 欢迎 兰迪
You got it. Where's Josie?
是的 泽西怎么没来？
Aw, she slipped her disc in her neck. Poor thing can barely move.
她摔到了她的脊椎盘 真糟糕她几乎动不了了
Aw, she's gonna miss church? That's too bad. Give her my best.
所以她不来教堂了？那太糟了 致上我最大的关心
For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son
神爱世人 甚至将他的独生子赐给他们
叫一切信他的 得到永生
so that whoever believed in him should have eternal life.
This is the gospel of the Lord.
这是主的福音
Praise to you, Lord Jesus Christ.
赞美主耶稣
Today's gospel talks about what the Lord has to give us.
今天的福音讲述了主是如何给予我们的
He did so because we could not control our temptations.
他这么做是因为我们不能控制自己的欲望
Kind of like a priest in a room full of naked boys.
就像一个牧师在挤满裸体男孩的房间里
以下为暗示教会猥亵男童梗
Okay. Okay. Let's... let's try and have none of that today.
好了好了 我们今天不谈这些
In John 3:16, the gospel tells us how God so loved the world,he gave to us his only son.
约翰福音3：16告诉我们神爱世人 甚至将他的独生子赐给我们
And a Catholic priest raped him.
然后天主教会的牧师雷普了他
Okay, okay. Come... Come on, guys.
拜托 各位
N-Now, what greater gift could the Lord have given to us?
现在 主能给我们的更好礼物是什么？
Children's underwear which priests couldn't pull down so easily.
不能让牧师轻易扒下的儿童内裤？
Okay. Let's... Let's try and compose ourselves.
让我们试着保持克制
Let's try and just get through this first one, okay, guys?
让我们读完第一章 好吗？
What does it mean that the Lord gave us his only begotten son?
上帝将他的独生子赐给我们意味着什么？
It means if you're a cute boy at a Catholic priest swimming party
意味着如果你是天主教会游泳派对上的可爱男孩
you better be gettin'!
你最好准备爽上天
（大笑）
Oh, that was a great one, Nelson.
那可真棒
Salvation in a little boy's mouth.I'm gonna post that one for sure.
小男孩嘴里的救赎 我一定要把这个po上网
Who said the thing about naked boy salad?
裸体男童沙拉是谁说的？
Oh, that was Linda!
是琳达说的
Well, see ya next week, everybody!
好 下周见各位
- Yeah! See ya! - Bye.
再见
I really don't understand the point of all that.
我真不明白这一切
Yeah, well, I used to think that about church when I was a kid, too.
是 过去我还是个孩子的时候也常这么想
But back then, I don't know if church was that stupid.
但那时我不知道教会是那么愚蠢
Hey, don't say things like that, Stan.
嘿 不要这么说 斯坦
You wanna go to fucking hell?
你想下地狱吗？
Father, can I talk to you?
神父 我能和你聊聊吗？
Ohh! Of course, my child. What's troubling you?
当然，我的孩子 什么在困扰着你？
Well, what's troubling you?
那 什么在困扰着你？
You know, at school, the kids used to all make fun of me sometimes.
你知道 在学校其他孩子时常拿我开玩笑
One kid would say something mean, and then the other kids would laugh.
一个孩子会说些刻薄的话 其他孩子会跟着笑
I know how lousy it feels.
我知道它的感觉有多糟糕
I learned to just walk away, not give 'em all the satisfaction.
我学会了走开 不让他们得到机会嘲笑我
可是 我们不能都走开
Well, we can't all walk away.
The... The priesthood is all I know.
牧师就是我知道的全部
I-I dedicated my entire life to it. I don't know anything else.
我将我的一生奉献给它 我对其他一无所知
I know it seems impossible.
我知道这看上去不可能
I thought I'd be a punching bag my whole life,
我以为我会受一辈子欺负
但是现在我是受欢迎的孩子之一了
but now, I'm one of the popular kids.
I even get invited to board game night at Stan's house.
我甚至被邀请参加斯坦家的桌游之夜
My point is, sometimes, y-you just gotta put yourself out there.
我的意思是 有时 你只需要把自己释放出来
I wanna be Calamity Jane this time.
我要当灾厄化身珍妮 斯坦
肯尼 你开始抽了几张牌?
How many cards do you start with, Kenny?
Two cards.
两张
Oh. There's Butters!
哦 巴特斯来了
Oh, hey, fellas!
嘿！大家
I hope you don't mind I brought a friend.
我希望你们不介意我带个朋友来
进来吧
Come on in!
Uh, hello, my children.
你好 我的孩子们
Okay, so, I-I guess I'm gonna go to the saloon and try to arrest Cartman.
好吧 所以 我想我要去沙龙并尝试逮捕卡特曼
Let's see what you got, bitch.
让我看看你有多大能耐 贱人
So, Kyle, did you know Father is a really good singer?
所以 凯尔 你知不知道神父是一个非常棒的歌手
You like to sing, too, don't you?
你也喜欢唱歌 不是吗？
No.
不
你们要赞美耶和华 耶和华本为善
Praise the Lord for the Lord is good.
注：本句出自《旧约》 -- 诗篇135:3 本字幕中《圣经》的翻译选自中文標準譯本 (CSB)
Sing praise to his name, for that is pleasant.
要歌颂他的名 因为这是美好的
Ace. You lose.
将军 你输了
Hey, Stan. Have you seen my...
嘿 斯坦 你看到我的
No way! Hang on! Hang on! I gotta post this!
怎么可能 等等 等等 我得把这个发出来
I shouldn't be here.
我不该在这里的
This is hilarious.Four boys and a priest playing a board game!
这太有意思了 四个男孩和神父玩桌游！
- Aw, Father wait a... - I should go.
-哦 神父 等下 -我该走了
No, no, no wait. Let me get the picture.
不 不不 让我拍张照片
Father!
神父！
Aw, shit! I missed it.
可恶 我错过了
Why did you invite Butters to game night?
为什么今晚要邀请巴特斯来玩游戏
I didn't invite him.
我没邀请他
Come on, Father. You can't give up so fast!
拜托 神父 你不能这么快放弃
This is just gonna make things way worse.
这只会让事情变得更糟
People will rip on me.
人们会嘲讽我的
Who cares? Who cares what people say?
谁在乎 谁在乎人们说啥？
I do.
我在乎
Aw, come on. You gotta be strong!
哦 拜托 你得坚强点
Why do you care?!
你为什么这么关心？
Because I was you. Okay?
因为我曾是你 好吗？
I wasn't always this cool.
我并不总是那么酷
I've been through it.But then, one day, somebody told me something.
我经历过它 但有一天有人告诉我一些事情
He said, "Life is full of love and light and bountiful things,"
他说生活充满了爱与希望 还有一大堆东西
and you know who told me that?
你知道是谁告诉我的吗？
You did! Two years ago in church!
是你！两年前在教堂里
You have a right to go and be happy,
你有前进和快乐的权力
and if people wanna keep trying to knock you down, well fuck 'em!
对试图继续击倒你的人 那就去干翻他们！
Hey. Morning, Mackey.
嘿！早上好 麦基
Happy Sunday! Mornin', Ted, Hazel.
周日快乐！早上好！泰德 黑兹尔
- Mornin'! - Mornin'! - Mornin'! - Mornin'!
早上好 早上好 早上好
Ah, doin' better. Huh, Josie?
好多了 泽西
A lot better, thank you.
好多了，谢谢你
All right.
好的
Huh. What the...?
哦 什么情况
It's not open.
门没开
Let me try.
让我试试
Hey!It's 9 o'clock!
嘿！已经九点了
What's going on?
这是怎么回事
Ohhhhh!
哦？（笑）
There's no church today!
今天没有礼拜了
You all are just gonna have to find something better to do!
你们都去找更有意思的事去吧
Hey.
嘿！开门！拜托!
Hey! Open the door!
Hey! Come on!
Well, this sucks. What are we supposed to do without church?
哦 糟透了 没有礼拜我们该肿么办
I just feel so empty.
我觉得好空虚
What are you guys so upset about?
你们这么悲伤什么
Shut up, Shelly!
闭嘴！谢莉
Isn't this great, Father?
是不是很棒 神父？
Fresh, mountain air.Nice, warm fire.
清新的山间空气 温暖的火
I have to admit, it's a pretty nice way to spend a Sunday.
我不得不承认 这样度过周日相当棒
How many are your works, Lord?
耶和华啊 你所造的何其多？
注：本句出自《旧约》-- 诗篇104:24
In wisdom, you made them all.
都是你用智慧造成的
Yeah. The Lord's pretty cool.
上帝真酷
He is... because he brought me you.
是的 因为他把你带到我身边
♪ Faith in Christ ♪
Denver Archdiocese. The Lord be with you.
丹佛总教区 愿主与你同在
And with your spirit, m'kay.
愿圣灵与你同在
Uh, my name is counselor Mackey,
我是辅导员麦基
and w-we seem to be having a little problem with our local church here in South Park.
我们南方公园的教堂似乎有些小麻烦
Our, uh... our priest has gone missing.
我们的牧师不见了
哦 怎么又一个？
Oh, not another one!
All right. Listen to me carefully.
好吧 仔细听我说
Your local priest has not done anything wrong.
你们当地的牧师没做错任何事
Probably just taking some time off.
可能只是休息一段时间
Why is that suspicious?
那有什么可怀疑的？
Well, it's not suspicious.We just kind of don't know what to do, you know?
不是怀疑 我们只是有点不知所措 你知道
We'll take care of it.There's no need to involve the authorities.
我们会处理的 不要叫警察
Just sit tight.
放心吧
Send in a clean-up crew now.
把清理人员叫过来 立刻
We've got another one. A priest in South Park has gone
又发现一个 一位南方公园的牧师已经失踪
而且可能去做他自己的事了
and is probably out doing his thing.
I need you guys to get up there and clean up his mess.
我要你们去那清理他的烂摊子
Don't worry, Your Holiness.
不要担心 主教大人
By the time we're done with that town,there won't be a lick of cum anywhere.
我们清理完那个镇的时候 不会留下一点精液
Happy Birthday, Clyde!
生日快乐！克莱德
Hope you don't mind I brought a friend!
希望你不介意我带了一个朋友
注：本句出自《以弗所书》-- 2：10
For we are God's handiwork, created in Christ Jesus to do good works.
我们是神的创作 是为了美善的工作在基督耶稣里被造成的
Dude, what are you talking about?
伙计 你在说啥？
Let's go tear up the skating rink!
走 神父 我们去溜冰场吧
Just leave it alone, Clyde.Butters brings him everywhere.
让他自己呆着吧 克莱德 巴特斯带他到处跑
I don't care. I don't want a priest at my birthday party!
我不管 我不想让一个神父出现在我的生日派对上！
It's all right, Clyde. It's all right.
没关系 克莱德 没关系的
That's it! You're doin' great!
就这样 你做得很好
Oh, Mother Mary. I feel like everyone's staring at me.
哦 圣母玛利亚！我觉得所有人都在看着我
Nobody's staring! I'm gonna go get us some soda pop.You just mingle with the other fellas!
没人在看你 我去给我们拿一些汽水喝 你先跟其他人玩
What's it all about, huh?
这都什么情况
Are we just bags of carbon and water put on this planet for no purpose?
我们只是没有任何目的地被放在这个星球上的碳和水吗？
You're born. You die. Then you're just food for the worms.
你来 你去 然后成为虫的食物
It all does seem pretty meaningless.
这一切看上去的确毫无意义
Hey! The church is back open!There's people inside!
嘿 教堂礼拜回来了！里面有人！
- What? - They church is back open?
什么？教堂又开门了？
Oh, boy! Let's go! Let's go!
哦各位！我们走吧！
- The church is back open! - Thank God! Let's go!
Scrub everything.
清理一切
Police can detect even a milligram of cum and rectal blood.
警方能发现一毫克精液和直肠血
Oh. Uh, hello, my children.The Lord be with you.
你好 我的孩子 愿主与你同在
And with your spirit.
愿圣灵与你同在
What, uh, what are you guys doing?
你们在干什么
Oh, we're just giving the place a nice scrub down while we wait for your priest to come back.
哦 我们只是大扫除一下这个地方 等你们的牧师回来
He was called to South America last week.
他上周被叫到南美洲去了
Last week? No, he was at my house a couple days ago
上周？不 他几天前还在我家
playing board games with the boys.
和男孩们玩桌游呢
No, he wasn't.
不 他没有
Look. I assure you everything is fine.Your priest will be back. Just have some patience.
听着 我向你保证一切都很好 你的牧师会回来 只要耐心一点
- Aw! - Aw! - Aw! - Aw! - Aw! - Aw! - Aw! - Aw!
（叹息）
Scrub everything.
清理一切
Bleach those board-game pieces.
漂白这些桌游配件
You find something on that chair?
你在椅子上有发现么？
It's either blood and cum or ketchup and mayo.
这要么是血液和精液 要么是番茄酱和蛋黄酱
Well, just get rid of it.
那就把它清理掉
Bleach the entire top of the table.
漂白整个桌面
That's probably where he mounted them.
这可能就是他操那些孩子的地方
Uh, excuse me?
打扰一下
Oh. Hello, my son.
哦 你好我的孩子
What are you doing?
你们在干什么
What are we doing about what?
什么我们在干什么？
Well, I mean, it looks like
我的意思是好像你们正在刮擦和漂白我们的桌椅
you're scrubbing and bleaching our table and chairs.
Mnh-mnh. That's not what's going on.
不是这样的
Your local priest was never here, actually.
你们当地的牧师实际上从没来过这里
Yeah, he was. I played with him.
他来过 我和他玩过
Oh, you did?
哦 你和他van♂过！
注：谐音指精液清除者
Better get the Kumby.
最好把万能粉碎机拿来
What's a Kumby?
什么是万能粉碎机
We're just here to cleanse your spirit, my child.
我们只是来净化你的 我的孩子
Praise be to Christ.
赞美耶稣基督
♪ Happy birthday, dear Clyde ♪
生日快乐 亲爱的克莱德
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
祝你生日快乐
And now, let us pray.
现在让我们祈祷吧
Awwww.
...
Bless us, Oh Lord, and these thy gifts,
(天主教徒的餐前祷告词)
which we are about to receive...
(天主教徒的餐前祷告词)
Kyle, will you do something, please?
凯尔 请你做点什么吧！
- Why me?
为什么是我？
- Kyle!
凯尔！
Through Christ, Our Lord. Amen.
(天主教徒的餐前祷告词)
Uh, Butters, can I talk to you really fast?
巴特斯 我能和你聊聊吗？
Oh, sure, Kyle. Be right back, Father.
哦 好的凯尔 马上回来 神父
All right, my child.
好的 我的孩子
What's up?
怎么了？
Butters, you know,you can't just bring your priest with you everywhere.
巴特斯 你知道 你不能到哪里都带着你的神父
I mean, sometimes the guys just wanna do stuff and not have a priest around.
我的意思是 人们不希望做啥事都有牧师在身边
What are you saying, Kyle?
凯尔你在说什么？
I'm saying it's just kind of awkward, Butters.
我只是说这有点尴尬 巴特斯
He's bumming everybody out.
他把所有人都搞烦了
Nobody wants to hear about Jesus at a birthday party.
没有人想在生日聚会上听到耶稣这个词
注：凯子是犹太人
Well, of course you don't.
你当然不想
It's not just me. It's everybody, Butters.
不止是我 是所有人 巴特斯
He can try all he wants, but he just doesn't belong here.
他可以尝试他想做的一切 但他不属于这里
Well, I'm sorry for trying to help out somebody who didn't have anywhere else to turn.
我很抱歉试图帮助一个走投无路的人
We'll both just leave.
我和神父都走好了
I thought you were better than that, Kyle.
我以为你的人品会更好些 凯尔
♪ Faith in Christ ♪
All right, clean and scrub everything.I want it spotless!
好了 把一切都收拾干净 我要这地方一尘不染
Get any evidence the priest might have left behind.
找到任何牧师可能留下的线索痕迹
There's something over here.But I can't tell if it's cum or frosting.
这里有什么东西 不过我不确定这是精液还是糖霜
It's an 8-year-old's birthday party. Of course it's cum. Get the Kumby!
这可是个八岁小孩的生日派对 肯定是精液！把精液清除器拿来！
Praise be to Christ.
赞美耶稣基督
Hello, young man.We're looking for your town priest. Was he here?
你好 年轻人 我们在寻找你们小镇的神父 他之前在这里吗？
Yeah, but he left with Butters.
是啊 不过他和巴特斯一块离开了
Tell me about this Butters.
告诉我关于这个巴特斯的情况
All right, that does it!Get outta my birthday party,or else I'm gonna call the police!
行了！你们够了！从我的生日派对上滚出去 要不然我就报警了！
Father! Father?
神父！神父？
Has anybody seen my priest?
有人见过我的神父吗？
神父你去哪了？
Father, where'd you go?
There you are! I been lookin' everywhere.
你在这！我一直到处都在找你！
Just leave me alone.
就让我一个人待一会吧
But you're missin' the party.
但你会错过派对啊
Look, your friends are right, okay?I don't belong there.I-I don't belong anywhere.
听着 你的朋友说的没错 明白吗？我不属于那里 我..我不属于任何地方
They just don't understand you like I do.
但他们只是不像我一样理解你
Stop defending me! There's things you don't know!
别再为我辩护了 有些事情你根本不知道！
But it's not your fault.
但这不是你的错
Yes, it is. It I my fault!
不 它就是！这就是我的错！
Why?!
为什么？
Because I knew! All right?!I knew.
因为我知道，好吗？我知道
Years ago, when bad things started coming out about the Catholic Church,
几年前当天主教会开始发生不好的事情时
注：此处指S6E07的剧情
I went to Vatican, and I... I found out that the problem was worse than anyone even thought.
我去了梵蒂冈 然后我 我发现问题超出了任何人的想象
I thought I could help fix it, so I kept my mouth shut.
我以为我能帮忙扭转这一现象 所以我没有声张
I thought there was a cancer in the Church that we could get rid off.
我当时以为教会里有着毒瘤而我们可以摆脱它
But the Church is the cancer.
然而真正的毒瘤却是教会自身
It's not about a few bad apples.
这无关乎一两匹害群之马
There's only a few good apples, and I'm clearly not one of them.
事实上只有少数人还算清白 而我显然不在此列！
So just stay away from me!
所以就离我远点！
But... I thought we were pals.
但是我以为我们是好朋友
You thought wrong.
你错了
Hey. Hey, there.
嘿 那边的小孩
What's the matter, my child?
怎么了 我的孩子？
Did you know that Jesus loves you?
你知道耶稣爱你吗？
Sometimes I wonder.
有时候我会想
"And the life I now live in the flesh I live by faith in the Son of God, who loved me."
并且如今我在肉体中活着 是因信神的儿子而活
注：本句出自《加拉太书》-- 2：20
注：美国玛氏公司1932年推出的著名糖果，该公司推出的士力架闻名世界
Wanna Three Musketeers?
想要三个火枪手吗？
No, thanks.
不用 谢谢
You like camping trips? You wanna go camping?
你喜欢野营吗？你想不想去野营？
No.
不想
I got a bunny in the back. You wanna see the bunny?
车后有只小兔兔 你想不想看看小兔兔啊？
Well, okay!
哇哦好啊
Stan?
斯坦？
I have no idea what's going on.
我完全不知道现在发生了什么
Worst birthday ever!
这是我体验最烂的生日！
Boring.
无聊！
Dumb.
傻逼！
Stupid.
智障！
Good, but dated in its view of gender norms.
还行 但从性别规范的观点看过时了
Hello, Mr. Marsh.
你好 马仕先生
Father!Hey, Sharon, it's Father!
神父！嘿 嘿 雪伦 是神父过来了！
Mr. Marsh, please...
马仕先生
He's back! Father's back!
他回来了！神父回来了！
I'm just going around trying to locate little Butters Stotch.
拜托 我正在到处尝试找到小黄油
I thought he might be here playing a board game with your son?
我觉得他可能在和你的儿子玩桌游
Oh, no, I haven't seen Butters. Or Stan. But, Father, please, we all need church.
啊 不 我没看见巴特斯或者斯坦 不过神父求你了 我们都需要教堂礼拜
I'm sorry, but I have to keep looking. I said some terrible things.
我很抱歉但是我必须接着找下去 我说了一些很伤人的话
Please, Father, we're all lost,and the clean-up crew hasn't helped at all.
求你了神父 我们都感觉迷失了 而且那些清扫队的根本帮不上忙
What clean-up crew?
什么清扫队？
Any sign of him?
有他的什么迹象吗？
No, but this should draw him out.The cute one says it's
没有 不过这些应该能把他引出来了 可爱小男孩说
where he and the priest first got together.
这里是他和神父第一次一起来的地方
All right. When the priest gets here, we'll take care of him
好的 等那个神父到了这 我们就会解决他
and then eradicate this entire place of any evidence.
然后销毁这里的所有证据
Should I bring out the Kumby?
要不要我把精液清除器拿出来
No, this is gonna be a bigger job than that.Bring out the Cumboni.
啊 这可是票更大的 把超级精液清除器拿出来
Hey, Randy, what's up?
嘿 兰迪 什么事？
Stephen!Stephen, listen... The boys are missing.
史蒂芬！史蒂芬听着 我们的孩子不见了
Father Maxi thinks they've been taken by the other priests!
马克西神父觉得他们被其他牧师带走了
Taken by priests?Should we call the police or buy some condoms?
被神父们带走了？我们是该报警还是买些避孕套？
Okay. O-Okay, that was good.
哈哈哈好吧这个笑话不错
But, seriously, we have to find these guys!The boys are in danger!
不过我是说真的 我们必须找到他们 孩子们现在有危险！
But where would priests go this late at night?
但是这么晚了神父们会去哪？
To a midnight sale at Boys-R-Us?
去午夜男童屁股特卖会？
Wha... What'd she say?
什—她刚才说的什么？
She said, "to a midnight sale at Boys-R-Us."
她说“去午夜男童屁股特卖会”
Can... Can I post that?
哈哈哈 我能把它发到网上去吗？
Sure, she doesn't care.
当然，她没意见
Give me that!Mr. Stotch, have you heard from Butters at all?
把电话给我！斯多奇先生你到底有没有收到巴特斯的消息？
Well, yeah, we got a really weird text from him
噢是的 我们从他那里收到一条很古怪的短信
saying not to worry, he needed to do some camping.
里面说他要去野营 让我们别担心
Oh, my Lord. I know where to go.
我的主啊 我知道该去哪了
And when we get there.I'll need to go in alone.
等我们到那的时候 我要独自去
Yeah, I'll bet.
是的 我敢打赌
He's not showing up.
他还没出现
Try the Priest Call.
试试神父召唤
I love Jesus!
“我爱耶稣”
I love Jesus!
“我爱耶稣”
I don't think he's coming.
我觉得他不会来了
Oh, he's coming all right, just not here.Let's start packing up.
噢他正在过来 只是还没到 我们开始收拾收拾吧
You... Get on the Cumboni and eradicate this place along with everything in it.
你 到超级精液粉碎机上然后根除这里的一切
Yes, Your Holiness.
明白 圣下
Wait!
等等！
Father.
神父
You wanted to find me. Well, here I am.
你想找我？好 我就在这！
I know why you're here.
我知道你们为什么在此
The church can't have someone like me going around, making it look bad.
教会不可能再容许像我这样到处令其蒙羞的人存在了
So go ahead. Do it. Just get it over with.
所以就这样 动手吧 赶紧了结这一切
What?! No!
什么？不要！
You think we searched all over town and set up this trap to kill you?
你以为我们找遍整个小镇设下这个陷阱就为了杀了你？
We're Catholics!We're here to give you what you deserve.
我们是天主教徒啊！我们来这是为了授予你应得之物！
A full transfer to the beautiful Maldive Islands! Luxury airfare and beach house included!
一趟到美丽的马尔代夫岛的旅程 内含头等舱机票和海滩别墅！
A transfer?
一次旅行？
The church took care of everything, just like it always has from the beginning.
教会在乎一切 一如既往
"Thank you for cleaning up all my cum."
“谢谢你清理我所有的罪恶”
I can just go? I can start over in the Maldives?
我可以就这么走了？我可以在马尔代夫重新开始吗？
No one will make fun of you there.They can't even speak English.
没人会在那里取笑你 他们甚至连英语都不会说！
And don't worry... There'll be plenty of priests to take your place here.
而且别担心 会有足够的神父来接替你在这里的工作
Look, I know it's a big change, but you know what you have to do.
看 我知道这是次很大的变故 不过你很清楚你必须要做什么事
Yes, I do.I don't think I have any other choice.
是啊 我很清楚 我也不觉得我有别的选择了
No. He can't.
不 他不会这样
Well, our work here is done!Praise be to Christ, guys.
好吧 那我们在这的工作就完成了 赞美基督吧各位
It certainly was a tough one, but I think we got everything cleaned up and...
这确实是个麻烦事 不过我想我们总算是把所有事项都清理干净了 并且...
- Aaaah! - The Cumboni!
噢 是超级精液粉碎机！
Father, you did it!
神父！你做到了！
I'm so sorry, my child.I never meant to say we weren't pals.
我很抱歉我的孩子 我从来都没觉得我们不是朋友了
Does that mean you're gonna stay?
所以这意味着你要留下来吗？
Of course. Now I have purpose, and I have meaning.
当然 而且我现在有了留下来的目的和意义
My job here is to protect you. All of you.
我在这的任务就是保护你 保护你们所有人
The Lord be with you.
愿主与你同在
And with your spirit.
愿圣灵与你同在
今天 我想和大家探讨忏悔这一主题
Today, I'd like to talk on the subject of penance.
The penitent have deep remorse,
忏悔有深深的自责
But for true penance, we must be humble enough to admit that the Lord's forgiveness is undeserved.
但为了真正的忏悔 我们必须足够谦逊地承认主的宽恕是不应当的
Kind of like how getting raped by a Catholic priest is undeserved.
就有点像被天主教神父强奸也是不可宽恕的
In Job 42:6, we read,
在《约伯记》42:6里我们读到
"Therefore I reprehend myself and do penance in dust and ashes."
因此我厌恶自己 在尘土和炉灰中懊悔
And in choir boys' butts and asses.
在唱诗班男童的屁股里？
So we are not to punish ourselves, but instead we are to make ourselves passionate.
所以我们并不是要惩罚自己 相反 我们要让自己充满激情
Like a Catholic priest at a Chuck E. Cheese.
就像一个天主教牧师和起司查克
注：S21E04中的查克鼠
Passionate to understand all that Christ sacrificed and how hard it truly was.
热衷于理解基督所牺牲的一切 以及它真正的艰辛
How hard what truly was?
到底有多难（硬）？