南方公园 第22季 第4集 麻烟风云
South Park S22 E04 Tegridy farm
I'm goin' down to south park gonna have myself a time.
我到南方公园转一转 享受美好时间
friendly faces everywhere.humble folks without temptation.
黄发垂髫 怡然自乐 到处摆着和善傻脸
I'm goin' down to south park gonna leave my woes behind.
我到南方公园转一转 烦恼丢到天边
ample parking day or night.people spouting howdy neighbor.
阡陌交通 车位俨然 人们嚷着"约吗,约吗!"
I'm heading down to southpark,gonna see if i can't unwind.
我到南方公园转一转 好似做大保健
I like fucking silly bitches and I know my penis likes it.
我爱上无脑矫情妹 我屌也爱矫情妹
so come on down to south park and meet some friends of mine.
所以快到南方公园转一转 会会我的小伙伴
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All right.
嗯
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😁翻译：fiufa A&K 中关村老实人 Dimitri98
Thanks for comin' in today
感谢你们今天
to discuss your daughter's behavior, m'kay.
前来讨论你女儿行为的问题
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Exactly what kind of trouble is Shelley in, Mr. Mackey?
麦基先生 雪莉到底遇到了什么麻烦？
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Well, unfortunately,we found out
嗯 很不巧 我们发现
😁时间轴：中关村老实人 The New Kid
our playground monitor has been accepting favors
有人一直在贿赂我们的操场风纪委员
to look the other way at recess and, uh...
以便让他在休息时看向其他方向 然后嗯
your daughter sent him an inappropriate picture.
你的女儿给他发送了一张不合适的图片
of her butthole, m'kay.
内容是她的菊花
Her butthole? Shelley!
她的菊花？雪莉！
Why would the recess monitor want a picture of my daughter's butthole?!
为什么风纪委员会想要我女儿菊花的照片呢？
We've been having a lot of issues at the school with kids vaping lately,
我们最近有不少有关学校内孩子吸食电子烟的问题
and they bribe the recess monitor however they can.
他们想尽一切办法去贿赂风纪委员
Jesus Christ!
我的天！
How much worse can things get around here?!
事情还能变得更糟吗？
M'kay, but -- but there is good news, m'kay.
但 但还是有好消息的
We had the picture analyzed, and it turns out it was
我们分析了这张图片 然后事实上 它
actually just a picture of a dog's butthole,
只是一只狗的菊花
m'kay, that your daughter claimed was hers.
而你的女儿声称是她的
M'kay, there it is -- a little fur right there.
啊 就是这里——这里有一些毛皮
Seriously? Dog's butthole?
搞什么？狗的菊花？
That's what we're doing now, huh?
那就是我们现在做的事 啊？
There's not enough bad things in the world?
世界上还不够乱吗？
We get called into school, here's a dog's butthole for ya.
我们被叫到学校去 然后给我们看一只狗的菊花
That's what it's all come to, Shelley!?
一切已经到了这种地步了吗 雪莉?
I'm over it, Sharon. I am seriously over it.
我已经受够了 雪伦 我真的已经受够了
Don't you wanna just start over? Go back to simpler times?
你不想重新开始吗？回到更加单纯的时代？
What do you mean?
你什么意思？
I've had it --school shootings,
我受够了——校园枪击
pieces of shit taking Ambien and tweeting,
一坨屎吃过安眠药后发推
priests raping kids, and somehow...
牧师雷普孩子 然后不知怎么
I'm not laughing anymore.
我再也笑不出来了
Let's do it, Sharon, what I've always talked about.
我们走吧 雪伦 去做我一直说的那件事情吧
Let's get outta here.
我们离开这里吧！
Go buy a farm and live off the land.
去买一个农场 然后依靠那片土地生活
Are you being serious?
你是认真的吗？
I've never been more serious.
我不能更认真了
Hey, the lights green!
嘿 已经是绿灯了!
Shut up, Nelson!
闭嘴 尼尔森！
Let's move out to the country.
让我们搬到乡下去
Go back to simple living when things mattered,
回到简单的生活中去 回到
like hard work and tegridy.
努力和正直还有意义的时候去
*注: 本季中二爹带美国南方口音，本集后面有提 这里Tegridy应当为Integrity, 下同
How will we make a living?
我们怎么养活自己呢？
By growing things
种东西
and selling what we make with our hands.
然后自产自销
We can do this, Sharon.
我们能做到 雪伦
It's time.
是时候了
♪ This ol' world is gettin' to me ♪
世界扰乱了我的生活
♪ There's just no trust, no tegridy ♪
人们没了昔日的正直与真诚
♪ So, I loaded up the kids, took my wife by the arm ♪
我领着孩子 带着妻子
♪ And I moved on out to a Colorado farm ♪
来到科罗拉多的农场
♪ Now it's early to bed, early to rise ♪
如今生活作息健康
♪ The crops are plowed, and it's no surprise ♪
耕作作物不足为奇
♪ City folks are fightin', and I don't give a darn ♪
城市的人们还在奋斗 而我毫不在意
♪ Darn
毫不在意
♪ Cause I make my livin' on a Colorado farm ♪
因为我靠着我的农场生活
♪ I gotta drive the tractor, gotta cut the grass ♪
开着拖拉机 除掉那杂草
♪ Chut-chut goes the baler like it's never gonna last ♪
捆扎机轰轰作响 好像永远不会停
♪ There's food in the kitchen, and there's bud in the barn ♪
厨房里有美食 谷仓里有嫩芽
♪ Barn
谷仓
♪ That's life livin' on a Colorado farm ♪
这就是科罗拉多的农场生活
♪ Ice cold beer, pickup truck
凉爽冰啤 开上卡车
♪ Country music, listin' shit ♪
乡村音乐 瞎写清单
♪ We've got tegridy to keep us warm ♪
我们靠着大麻来过活
♪ That's what you get on a Colorado Farm ♪
这就是科罗拉多的农场生活
♪ And I'm gonna stay on a Colorado Farm ♪
我要继续过我的农场生活
Shit...
狗屎
So, just like that?
所以 就像这样？
Your parents sold your house and everything?
你爸妈把房子和所有的东西都卖掉了？
Yeah, it takes me like an hour to get to school now.
是啊 现在我到学校要一个小时了
It sucks.
可恶
All because Shelley bribed the playground monitor
都是因为雪莉贿赂了操场的风纪委员
to let her vape during recess.
让她能在课间时吸电子烟
Why would your sister want to get addicted to those things?
为什么你姐姐对那玩意上瘾？
Well your little brother does it too, Kyle.
你的弟弟也这样呀 凯尔
What are you talking about?
你在说什么？
You didn't know?
你不知道吗？
The kindergartners are, like, the biggest vapers at this school.
幼儿园学生似乎是本校规模最大的电子烟吸食群体
Vroom, vroom.
（模仿发动机声）
我是一辆卡车
I am a truck!
Watch out for the monster!
当心怪兽！
Ike!
艾克！
Ike, do you have a vaping pen?!
艾克 你有电子烟烟管吗？
Nope.
没有
Dude! Give me that!
老兄 把那个给我！
Hey! Give me back my vaporizer!
嘿！把我的雾化器给我！
What is this?
这是啥？
Cherry-flavored nicotine?! Are you joking?
樱桃味尼古丁？你在开玩笑吗？
Aw, come on! All the kids are doing it.
得了吧 所有孩子都在吸电子烟
Yeah! I like lemon flavor!
是的！我喜欢柠檬口味！
I like raspberry!
我喜欢蔓越莓口味！
Why do you want nicotine?!
你们要尼古丁干什么？
Do you know how hard it is being a kindergartner?
你知道做一个幼儿园学生有多辛苦吗？
We need a break sometimes!
我们有时也要休息！
These things are bad for you, do you understand?!
这些东西对你不好 你知道吗？
Bad kindergartners!
坏幼儿园学生！
Relax, bitch.
放松 贱人
Try some gummy bear surprise.
尝尝熊熊软糖式的惊喜吧
All right. Where'd you guys get these?
好吧 你们从哪儿搞到这些的？
Mornin', Joe. How's the farmin'?
早上好 乔 农场怎么样？
Doing good, neighbor.
不错 亲爱的邻居
Just planted some Purple Skunky Kush.
种了一些“紫臭恋人”*大麻
*注: 均为大麻品种名 下同
Harvested the Super Hindu Haze last week.
上周收获了“超劲印度”
Well that's fine, Joe, just fine.
那还不错 乔 那还不错
I'm growin' some Green Willy Stranger myself.
我自己在种“绿威利陌生人”
And the Catatonic Tegridy Bud is takin' well.
“紧绷正直芽”长得不错
Well, see ya 'round, neighbor!
下次见吧 邻居！
So long, Joe!
回见 乔！
Kindergartners said it's some big kid in a trench coat.
幼儿园小朋友说(卖烟的)是个穿风衣的大孩子
Hey, look!
嘿 看
That's gotta be him.
肯定就是他
What are you gonna do?
你打算怎么做？
I'm gonna tell him if he sells a vape pen to my brother again, I'm gonna kick his ass!
我要告诉他要是再卖给我弟弟电子烟我就干翻他
Hey, you!
喂 你！
Oh! Hey, fellas!
嗨 是你们啊！
Butters?!
巴特斯？！
What are you guys doing?
你们在这干嘛呢？
Butters, are you selling vapes?
巴特斯 是你在卖电子烟？
Well, sure! Whatcha lookin' for?!
是啊 你们想要哪种？
I've got strawberry, vanilla, tropical passion
我这儿有草莓味 香草味 热带风情口味...
What?!
啥？！
Tropical passion. It's like mango and kiwi.
热带风情口味 就像芒果和猕猴桃的混合口味
Butters, you understand this stuff is an epidemic at our school?!
巴特斯 你知不知道这种东西在学校已经成瘟疫了？
Yeah, and at five bucks a pop, we're gonna be rich!
当然知道 五刀一根 我们就要发财啦
Butters, this is for Kyle.
巴特斯 这一拳是为了凯子
Oof!
呜啊
Randy, I think we need to have a talk.
兰迪 我想我们需要谈谈
No time to talk.
没时间了
The agricultural inspector's about to drop by.
农业督察员就要来了
Once we get certified from him,
一旦我们获得他的许可
we can start selling like a real farm.
我们就可以像个真正的农场一样卖产品了
Have patience, wife.
耐心点 老婆
Soon our fortunes will change.
很快我们就会转运
Ooh, that must be him now!
哦 那一定是他了！
Yes, I'm with the State testing board.
是的 我是国家检测委员会的
Is this... Tegridy Farms?
这是...Tegridy农场？
Name's right there on the sign. Come on back!
名字就在标牌上 来吧！
所以 有了这个Vestin*检测设备
*注:Vestin是一种适用于治疗成人严重抑郁的处方药
So, with this Vestin device,
I can check not only the THC levels in your product,
我不仅可以检测产品的THC*水平
*注:THC，即四氢大麻酚，是大麻产生神经作用的主要化学成分
but also detect any impurities and give you a final score based on overall chemical makeup.
还可以检测出任何杂质并基于其整体化学成分给你一个最终分数
Yep.
嗯
That's good shit.
很不错
Now let me test the levels in your organic house blend.
现在让我测试一下你的有机混调*的成分水平
*注:均为产品名 下同
Yep. That's good shit.
嗯 真不错
Now what about the Tegridy Jungle Bud?
那正直蓓蕾怎么样？
Let's test it out.
我们来试试吧
Whoa.
哇
Yeah?
怎么样？
Whoa. Yeeeah?!
哇 如何？
I don't know what tegridy is,
我不知道正直蓓蕾是什么
but that is some good shit!
但这也太带劲了
All right!
太棒了！
♪ Five, five dollar
五 五美元
*注:footlong指赛百味的大面包 五美元一个 因物美价廉而受欢迎
♪ Five-dollar footlooong
五美元的大面包
Butters?!
巴特斯？
Why'd you punch me, Eric?!
埃里克，你为什么要打我？
I had to!
我不得不！
I thought we were partners!
我以为我们是合作伙伴！
Butters, next time when Kyle walks up to you and says "Are you selling vape stuff,"
巴特斯 下次凯尔走近你
问: “你在卖电子烟吗“ 的时候
You say, "No, I am not, Kyle."
你说，“不 我没有 凯尔”
You punched me in the face!
你在脸上打了我一拳！
Butters, we have to be extra cautious right now
巴特斯 我们现在必须格外谨慎
or else we're -- hang on, hang on --
否则我们 等等 等等
Hang on.
等等
Hang on.
等等
Okay, we have to be extra cautious, Butters.
好，我们必须格外谨慎 巴特斯
The whole operation is in a period of transition.
整个业务正处在过渡期
What's that supposed to mean?!
那是什么意思？！
In case you haven't noticed, we're falling behind.
也许你没有注意到我们落后了
We haven't sold enough product to pay off our overhead.
我们卖的产品还不够弥补我们的开销
The people I bought from are on my ass!
可是却有一群人在我屁股后面等着要钱！
Everything costs money, Butters.
不管你想干什么 你都得花钱 巴特斯
The pens, the juice, even that jacket I got you.
笔也好 果汁也好 甚至我给你的那件夹克
We can't start getting sloppy now.
我们现在不能摸鱼了
Do you understand?
你明白吗？
Well, I don't know how this means
好吧 我不知道这怎么意味着
you can go and punch me in the face
你可以打我的脸
Everything will make sense, Butters, I told you.
存在即合理 巴特斯 我告诉过你
Just stick with the plan, okay?
照既定方针办 好吗？
Did you know that vaping is way healthier
你知道电子烟
than smoking cigarettes?
比香烟对身体损害更小吗？
All right, everyone!
好的 各位！
Who's ready for some farm-to-table supper?!
谁想来享用农场的特产晚餐？
We've got some hemp milk here...
这有一些大麻奶...
*注:大麻奶是由大麻种子制成的植物奶，有类似于牛奶的颜色质地和风味
hemp-oil and vinegar bruschetta...
大麻油和醋配意大利烤面包片
some hemp seed tabouli.
一些大麻籽沙拉
*注:Tabouli是东地中海地区的一种素食沙拉
And guess what the napkins are made from?
猜猜餐巾是什么做的？
Oh, wonder who that could be.
哦，想知道谁会来吗
Howdy. What can I do ya for?
你好 我能为您效劳什么？
Is this Tegridy Farms?
这是正直农场吗？
Yeah, name's right there on the sign.
是的 名字就在标牌上
Our company is interested in your product.
我们公司对你们的产品感兴趣
We'd like to do some business with you.
我们想和你谈一桩生意
Really?! Hey, that'd be great!
真的？！ 嘿 那太好了！
What kind of company --
什么公司
We're one of the top vape companies in the state.
我们是全州最大的电子烟公司
We'd like to add your product to our line.
我们想将您的产品纳入我们的生产线
Oh, no. Sorry.
哦 不 抱歉
I don't want my Tegridy Bud put in those pussy sticks.
我不想要我的正直蓓蕾放到这些娘娘腔棍子里
Pussy sticks?
娘娘腔的棍子？
Yeah, you know -- penis pen, wussy vape, lady joints.
是的，你不知道吗 -丁丁配上电子烟 完美搭配老娘们
Not on my farm, no sirree.
这种组合不可能出现在我的农场里 没门 先生
You got a problem with vaping?!
你不喜欢电子烟吗？
It's cleaner and healthier than traditional smoking!
它更加环保 也对健康好很多！
That's nice.
多了不起！
Now, hows about you take that pussy stick
现在 拿着你们这些娘们棍子
and get off my farm before I shove it up your ass
离开我的农场 在我把它铲起来再丢出去之前
and you're blowing mist out your butthole.
这样你就可以享受屁股冒烟的感觉了！
All right.
好吧
You can be a part of progress
你可以成为文明进步的一部分
or you can get run over by it.
但是你却宁愿被它碾过
Yeah, whatever.
哈 无所谓了
All you're doin' is blowin' smoke
你们只不过是把烟喷出来*
Sorry, "fruity steam." Pussy.
不好意思 “果味蒸汽” 娘们
What happened to your accent?
你的口音怎么了？
Go vape some more, ya puss.
再去抽电子烟啊~ 软脚虾
你会后悔的！
You'll be sorry!
I need to speak with the principal.
我需要和校长谈谈
Okay. What is it regarding?
好的 谈什么
I'd rather just talk to him.
我只是想和他聊聊
Right through there, you're second in line.
就在那 你排在第二个
Oh, hey, Kyle.
哦 嘿 凯尔
Hi, Kyle!
嗨 凯尔！
What are you up to?
你要做什么？
You know what I'm up to.
你知道我要做什么
Okay, cool. But come check this out.
好吧 但来看看这个
This is really cool -- Don't touch me.
这真的很酷 - 别碰我
Just come -- No, just come see. D-D-Don't touch me.
来吧 - 不
就看看 别碰我
This is really cool
这真的很酷
You know, Kyle, people all need a way to relax.
你知道 凯尔 人们都需要一种放松的方式
And there's no proof that vaping is that bad for you.
而且没有证据证明抽电子烟对你不好
You're selling it to kindergartners!
你在把它卖给幼儿园小朋友！
Kindergartners need a break, too, Kyle!
幼儿园需要也需要放松 凯尔！
You know they took away their nap time.
你知道他们用的是午睡时间
You're such penises.
你真是个混蛋
Would you rather the kindergartners smoke cigarettes?
你宁愿他们抽烟吗？！
Would you rather they drank?! That's not good!
你宁愿他们喝酒吗？！这样不好！
Kyle! Kyle, Kyle! Okay, okay!
凯尔！凯尔 凯尔！ 好了好了！
Just please listen, all right?
请听，好吗？
The truth is... we want out.
事实是...我们想脱身
Butters and I thought we could just make some easy money.
巴特斯和我以为我们可以赚点外快
but you gotta pay off the sixth graders,
但首先我们得先付给六年级生钱来进货
then you gotta pay off the recess monitor to look the other way.
还要贿赂风纪委员以让他们睁一只眼闭一只眼
We're in deep, Kyle.
我们已经陷进去了 凯尔
Just let us sell enough to get out of debt,
就让我们卖到还清欠款
And we will stop, I swear it.
我们会金盆洗手 我发誓
You're so full of shit.
你真是个混蛋
Come on, Kyle. We all make mistakes.
拜托了 凯尔 我们都会犯错
Did you already forget last week?
你已经忘了上个星期？
You know...
你懂...
Ronan Farrow* was here asking about you.
罗南·法罗在这里打听过你
*注: Ronan Farrow, 美国著名律师, 记者 2017年披露了哈维·韦恩斯坦几十年来的多起性侵案引起轩然大波
Ronan Farrow? No, he wasn't.
罗南·法罗？ 不 他不会
Yes, Kyle. He was right over there!
真的 凯尔 他就在那边！
Just, please, give us two days
拜托 给我们两天来回本脱身
to make back the money we need to get out from under this,
and we will stop. You have my word.
我们会收手 我向你保证
Fine. But no more pushing it on little kids, you got that?
好吧 但是不能再卖给小孩子了 你明白吗？
Okay. I'll focus my marketing another direction.
好的 我将专注于其他市场
Thank you, Kyle.
谢谢你 凯尔
What ya doin', Joe?
你在干啥呢 乔？
噢 嘿 兰迪！我们 呃 我们把农场卖掉了
Oh, hey, Randy! We, uh, we sold the farm.
Just like that, huh?
就像别人一样 哼？
You gonna let those people with pussy sticks take over everything?
你们就这么让那些卖娘炮棍子的家伙接管一切？
Yeah. They paid us great!
是啊 他们给了我们不少钱
My wife and I are gonna move to Maui!
我老婆和我要搬到毛伊岛去了！
Oh.
哦
Well, I hope you didn't pack your tegridy.
可以 希望你们不要带走你们的正直蓓蕾
'Cause clearly... your tegridy ain't goin'.
因为很明显… 你的正直已不复存在了
Are you still here?
你还呆在这呢？
I-I didn't know chickens wore suspenders.
我 我不知道鸡还会穿吊袜带
Agh.
啊呃
Man, am I feeling tired!
老天 我觉得好累!
All this hard work at school?
学校里有这么多事情!
Yeah! I wish I had a little pick-me-up!
啊 我希望我能有一点提神的东西
Something fresh and fruity to go with my lunch!
一些能够搭配午餐的新鲜水果味的东西
Just stop. It's so obvious what you guys are doing.
停停吧 你们也太明显了
It sounds so great right now!
听起来太棒了！
Can anyone help with some fun, fruity flavors?
谁能提供些水果味的好东西？
Oh, yeah!
哦耶！
Hey, guys, it's the Vaping Man!
嘿大伙 是电子烟人！
What are you doing here, Vaping Man?
你在这干什么呢 电子烟人？
I'm here to offer my fun, fruity flavors in a refreshing mist.
我来这里给大家提供果味的清爽薄雾
Vaping? Hey, that's bad for you.
电子烟？嘿你这样做不对
Vaping's only for cool kids.
电子烟是那些酷孩子才会抽的
Can I talk to you for a second?
我能跟你聊一小会吗？
Sure, Kyle. What is this about?
当然 凯尔 什么事？
Can I talk to you over here?
我能到那边跟你聊聊吗？
Well, of course.
好啊 当然可以
What did I say about pushing iton little kids?
我之前针对向小孩推销这玩意这事是怎么跟你说的？
How is this pushing it on little kids, Kyle?
这怎么就成了向小孩推销电子烟呢 凯尔？
Fun, fruity Vaping Man?!
有趣的水果味的电子烟人？！
It's marketing!
这是市场营销！
Kyle, we have to make the money to pay off our dealer.
凯尔 我们必须挣到那笔钱来付给我们的经销商
How else are we supposed to do it?
不这样的话我们怎么才能做到这一点？
All right, how much do you owe the dealer?
行吧 你们到底欠那经销商多少钱？
Why?
为什么问这个？
How much?
多少钱？
Isn't this great, Stan?
这不是很棒吗 斯坦？
依靠土地为生
Living off the land.
No, it sucks. I hate this.
不 这糟透了 我讨厌这样
I wanna go back home.
我想回家
Well, you see that? We're talkin' now.
你发现了吗？我们又开始沟通了
When was the last timewe really talked like this?
上一次我们这样真诚地交流是什么时候了？
I hate you so much.
我恨透你了
I think we're having a breakthrough moment.
我想我们正在涅槃
I want to give you something, son.
我想给你样东西 儿子
Something I made that I want you to have.
一样我亲手制作并希望能给你的东西
It's a hemp hat.
这是件大麻帽
No.
不要
Come on. Let's just see how it fits.
来吧 让我们看看它戴上去合不合适
Please, no.
求你了 不要
Here just -- just look. Just try it.
看这——就看一下 就戴上试试
♪ One, two princes kneel before you
一个 两个 王子在你面前下跪
*注：此处BGM为Spin Doctors的著名摇滚乐Two Princes 自带BGM的帽子
♪ One, two Princes kneel before you
一个 两个 王子在你面前下跪
♪ That's what I said, now. Princes
就像我现在说的 王子
There you go,
这是你的东西
and thanks for shopping at Big Vape.
感谢您在Big Vape的购物
That's him.
就是他
That's my guy.
他就是我的上家
There you are. You got my money?
啊哈 你来了 钱准备好了吗
Kyle.
凯尔
Look, my friend is very stupid
你看 我的朋友很蠢
and should have never gone into business with you.
他就不应该和你做生意
你谁啊？
Who are you?
I'm just seeing if I can help settle things.
我只是来看看能不能帮着解决些事
You probably don't realize it,
你可能没有意识到
but vaping is a really big problem at our school.
在我们学校吸电子烟是个很严重的问题
Look, I'm just filling a job
你看 我只是在完成
that somebody else would fill, all right?
其他人也会做的工作
Okay, look, this is the money I've saved up
好吧 可以 看 这是我从过去的三个生日
from my past three birthdays.
攒下的钱
Can we call this even and end it?
我们能不能一笔勾销让这事就这样过去了？
Aw, come on, man.
哦 别这样 兄弟
I don't want to take your birthday money.
我不想拿走你生日的钱
Whoa. Hey, dude.
哇 嘿 伙计
Why is there a dead hooker next to you?
为什么你身边有妓女的尸体？
What? What?
卧槽？卧槽？
Dude, that is a dead hooker. What are you doing with it?
兄弟 这是个死妓女 你对她做了什么？
I'm calling the cops!
我要打电话给警察
You just put that dead hooker there.
你刚刚把那个死妓女放在那
Cartman, what are you doing?
卡特曼 你在做什么
There's a dead hooker at the vape store!
在电子烟店的门口有个死妓女
There!
打他！
Ow!
啊
Oh, shit!
卧槽！！
Get the vaporizers and the cash!
把电子烟拿好 还有现金
Get the cash, Kyle!
去拿现金 凯尔
W-What -- What are you doing?
你...你...你在干什么
Just get the -- Oh, shit! Ronan Farrow!
快去拿...他妈的！是罗南-法罗
What?!
什么?!
get the stuff and the cash!
把东西还有现金捡起来！
Ronan Farrow, Kyle! We got to get out of here!
罗南-法罗啊 凯尔 我们要赶紧离开这里
Bless us, Lord, and our little cannabis farm.
主啊 保佑我们 和我们小小的大麻农场
And may we always keep our tegridy.
也愿我们保持着我们的正直之心
Amen.
阿门
So, how was everyone's day?
今天各位过得怎么样
Uh, well, not great.
额 不是很好
Uh, Stan got caught with a vaping pen.
嗯 斯坦被查到拿着一支电子烟
With a what?!
拿着啥?!
You know, those little pen and cartridge things with the mist?
你知道的 那些小的管子和烟盒加上些混合物
Stan had a vape pen?
斯坦有支电子烟？
You had a fucking vaping-- Get up to your room right now!
你TM有支电子...现在给我滚回你的房间
Way to underreact, Sharon!
我们对孩子关注不够啊 雪伦
Where did you get this?
你这东西哪来的？
It's not mine. I took it from a kindergartner.
这不是我的 我从一个幼儿园小孩子那拿的
Yeah, right.
嗯 对
My own son using a pussy stick.
我的儿子在用一根娘炮棍
Don't you know what these things are doing to our way of life?
你不知道这些东西对我们的生活有什么影响吗？
I've had enough!
我受够了
What are you gonna do?
你要做什么
You think I'm just gonna stand around
你以为我只会在那些东西破坏我的家庭时
while they destroy my family?
袖手旁观吗
We've worked this farm and this land for over four days.
我们已经在这座农场 这片土地生活了足足四天
I'm not about to let some vape queens
我不会让电子烟在我眼底下
take it all away from us.
夺走我们的一切的
Oh, hello, Kyle!
嗨 凯尔 你好
Mr. Mackey, I need to talk to you about some things going on at school.
麦基先生 我得跟你谈谈学校发生的一些事
M'kay. Like what?
好吧 比如呢
Oh, hi, Kyle!
哇 嗨 凯尔
Hey, Kyle!
嗨 凯尔！
We were just talking to the counselor about some college opportunities.
我们刚还在跟辅导员谈论学校里的问题
What are you doing here?
你来干嘛呢？
You know what I'm doing here!
明知故问！
Okay, well, we really should talk first, Kyle.
好吧 但是我们必须先谈一下
No.
我拒绝
Mr. Mackey, there's a big operation going on at the school.
麦基先生 现在学校里出了件大事
Kyle, things have changed. You need to listen.
凯尔 情况变了你给我听着
Things are getting out of control -Kyle, Kyle, just one minute.
这件事越来越无法控制了-凯尔！凯尔！就一分钟
-and you need to know what's going on! -You want to hear this.
有件事是你应该知道的
You need to hear this!
你必须听听这个
What?!
什么！？
We'll be right back, Mr. Mackey.
麦基先生 我们就谈一下下
M'kay!
好的
Let go of me!
你他妈放开我！
Kyle, listen. It's bad.
凯尔 听着 很糟
What's bad?
什么很糟？！
The guy we tried to frame at the vape shop.
电子烟店门口 我们打算诬陷的那人
He was the one who the sixth graders got their shit from.
是他给那些六年级生提供的货
The sixth graders are pissed at us, Kyle.
凯尔 现在六年级生很恼火
We have to break into the vape shop
我们得闯进电子烟店
and steal enough stuff to make the sixth graders happy.
多偷点货才能让他们高兴
You guys decided to beat up the dealer.
是你们俩打的那个人！
Yeah, but the sixth graders know you were there!
是 但是六年级生知道你也在场
How?
咋可能？
'Cause Eric told them!
是埃瑞克给他们说的
We are all in this together, Kyle!
凯尔 我们是一条绳上的蚂蚱
We got to rob the vape shop,
我们必须去那家店偷货
and then we can put this all behind us.
这样才能彻底摆脱这件事
Please, Kyle, we still got to pay people off.
凯尔 求你了 我俩还得给别人还账呢
Oh, yeah!
噢耶
Hey, bitches! Where's my mother money?
嗨 小混球们 我他妈的钱呢
Run! Aah!
快跑！！啊！！
♪ We're not indestructible
我们并非无坚不摧
BGM：No Easy Way Out-Robert Tepper
♪ Baby, better get that straight ♪
宝贝 你最好懂得这点?
♪ I think it's unbelievable
我觉得很不可思议
♪ How you give in to the hands of fate ♪
你怎么能把自己交给命运?
♪ One, two, princes kneel before you ♪
一个 两个 王子在你面前下跪
BGM：Two Princes-Spin Doctors
♪ That's what I said
就像我现在说的..?
Randy, where are you going?
兰迪 你要去哪？
Gonna go fight for my children's future.
我要为了孩子们的未来而战！
All right, you bunch of vape-smoking pussies.
好了 你们这堆抽电子烟的娘炮们
You try and take my way of life?
你们想试着改变我的生活方式？
Time to show you some tegridy.
是时候给你们看看什么是正义了
Tegridy? What's tegridy?
Tegridy？Tegridy是啥？
Yeah!
Ow!
Ouch! Hey!
Hyah! Hyah!
Owie!
Get your stupid mist out of my fucking face!
带着傻逼烟从我他妈的面前滚开！
Hey! I like to vape. You think I'm a pussy?
喂 我也抽电子烟 你觉得我也是娘炮？
Yup.
不然呢？
Ow!
Wow. You're so smart to think of a siphon, Kyle!
哇 凯尔 你也太机智了
Just shut up and keep pumping.
闭嘴 继续抽就完事了
你们几个小孩干嘛？
What are you kids doing?
Aw, shit!
啊 卧槽！
You little hoodlums break in through the window?
你们几个小流氓打破窗户进来的？
I ought to break your little legs!
看来我应该打断你们的狗腿
I don't think so.
我觉得不行
Mr. Marsh.
马什先生
你们在这儿干什么呢？
Just what the Sam hell you boys doing here?
好吧 听着
All right, listen.
I should have talked to an adult from the beginning.
我一开始就应该直接跟大人交代的
Kyle, what are you doing?
凯尔你在做什么
There are these three big vaping syndicates at our school,
我们学校有三个组织在兜售电子烟
-and these guys are one of them. -
这几个人就是他们之中的
Kyle, no, no, no, no.
凯尔 别别别
They had someone buying stuff from here for them,
他们派人来这里给他们进货
and then they sold it to kids.
然后他们再卖给孩子
Okay, Kyle, I'm calling Ronan Farrow.
好吧 凯尔 我要打给罗南 法罗了
The sixth graders, these guys, and Becky Thompson
是六年级生 这些人 勾结着贝基 汤普森
are all at each other for control of the playground.
控制着学校的操场
Hello, Ronan? Eric Cartman. Yeah, hey.
喂 罗南 是我 埃瑞克 卡特曼
I was going to tell an adult, but these guys said they'd stop.
我原本要告诉大人们
但他们说他们马上就不卖了
So, you know Kyle? Yeah, well, you're right about him.
嗯..你认识凯尔？嗯对
你对他的看法一点没错
It's good you came clean, son.
我相信你是清白的
这说明你很有...
It shows that you've got
Didn't your mommy teach you it doesn't pay to mess with progress?
你妈没教过你反对科技的进步是会付出代价的？
Yeah. She taught me somethin' else, too.
是啊 她教我了些别的
If you're gonna fight for your tegridy,
你如果要为正义而战
don't forget to bring a towel.
别忘了带上条毛巾！
Vape on this, bitch!
把我当电子烟抽吧 婊子！
Yeah!
Take that, stupid vaping!
吃我一拳 电子烟沙雕
Move it, boys! Come on! Go, go, go!
走啦 小伙子们 快点 走走走
Does this mean we're out of the vaping business, fellas?
伙计们 这是不是说我们摆脱了电子烟？
♪ It's in you
在你心中
♪ It's in me
在我心中
♪ A little somethin' called Tegridy ♪
有些小东西叫做正直
Well, shit.
哦该死
Looks like we made it to another sunrise.
看来一不小心又工作到了日出
Oh, God. This is just gonna get worse, isn't it?
天啊 这只会越来越糟 是吧？
Yup, son. I think the fight's just startin'.
当然 儿子 我觉得战斗才刚刚开始
Farmers like us are under attack.
我们这样的农民都正在被威胁着
Yupper. We gots a lot of work to do.
对啊 我们还有好多要做
We can't let 'em take what makes us special.
不能让他们抢了我们的特色
Tegridy Weed from Tegridy Farms.
来自正直农场的正直大麻
Made with a little Colorado tegridy.
带着一丝科罗拉多的正直
Comin' soon to a dispensary near you.
敬请期待
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