South Park S22 E05 The Scoots
《南方公园》 第22季 第5集 滑板车惊魂
I'm goin' down to south park gonna have myself a time.
我到南方公园转一转 享受美好时间
friendly faces everywhere,humble folks without temptation.
黄发垂髫 怡然自乐 到处摆着和善傻脸
I'm goin' down to south park gonna leave my woes behind.
我到南方公园转一转 烦恼丢到天边
ample parking day or night,people spouting howdy neighbor.
阡陌交通 车位俨然 人们嚷着"约吗,约吗!"
I'm heading down to southpark,gonna see if i can't unwind.
我到南方公园转一转 好似做大保健
I like fucking silly bitches and I know my penis likes it.
我爱上无脑矫情妹 我屌也爱矫情妹
so come on down to south park and meet some friends of mine.
所以快到南方公园转一转 会会我的小伙伴
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😁沙雕字幕组译制
October was always my favorite month.
十月总是我们最爱的一个月
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😁翻译：fiufa Dimitri98 A&K
It was that misty season
正是在这个多雾的季节
😁翻译：fiufa Dimitri98 A&K
when everyone embraced the weird and scary.
人们带着神秘和惊惧
??校对：fiufa 熊熊 航大小栗旬
😁校对：fiufa 熊熊 航大小栗旬
我们的小镇也不例外
Our little town was no different.
我只是个和他们一样的小孩
I was just a kid back then.
??时间轴：中关村老实人
😁时间轴：中关村老实人
Me and all the other children were preparing
我和其他孩子正在准备
这个一年中最棒的晚上
for the greatest night of the year.
但这个万圣节不一样
But this Halloween was different,
它将我们永远改变了
and it would change us all forever.
啊！
Whoa!
怎么回事
What the...
喂 谁在这丢了一辆滑板车
Hey, who left their scooter here, m'kay?
这到底谁的滑板车
Whose damn scooter is this?
那不是某个人的
Townsperson: It isn't anybody's!
那是共享滑板车 任何人都能用
They're e-scooters. Anyone can use 'em.
共享滑板车？ 是的 这里有一排 那里还有一些
E-scooters?
Yeah. See?
There's a bunch here and a bunch more down there.
Everyone can use them to get around town, you know?
任何人都能用它在镇里逛 你知道吗
Leave 'em where they want for the next person.
扔在任意地方留给下一个人
这些玩意哪来的
Well, where the hell did they all come from?!
Nobody knows.
无 人 知 晓
所以谁都能用？
So, anyone can use them?
Yeah. I think they just work with your cellphone.
是的 我想它们只需手机即可使用
How?
怎么用？
Oh, yeah, it has one of those little scan thingies.
哦 他有一小块二维码
Let me see.
让我康康
Yeah, dude, it's downloading an app!
好 老兄 它在下载一个APP
酷
Cool!
Uh, It wants a credit card number.
额 它需要信用卡号
You want to use your mom's or my mom's?
你想用你妈的还是我妈的？
我们用你妈的吧
Let's do your mom's.
3715-523--
*注：American Express 世界上最受欢迎的信用卡之一
是运通卡吗？
Is that an Amex?
是的 你要Visa卡吗？
Yeah. You want a Visa?
8292-438-776-6507
8292-438-776-6507.
Expiration?
到期时间？
12/23.
2023年12月
Security co-- 921.
安全码？
Dude, it worked!
老兄 搞定了
How is it, dude?
感觉如何
Pretty stupid, but sweet!
相当蠢 但很棒
Oh, my God. Dude.
哦我的天 哦我的天 怎么了
Oh, my God! -What?
我们万圣节应该用它们来要糖果
We should use these things to trick or treat on Halloween!
耶 我们能扫荡多得多的地方！
Hey, yeah! We could cover so much more ground!
We'd get, like, more candy than anybody.
我们能要到比其他人更多的糖果
Everybody get the app!
各位快下载这个app
This is gonna be the best Halloween ever!
这将成为最棒的万圣节！
哦等下 伙计们 我没有手机
Oh, wait, guys. I don't have a phone.
哦对 肯尼太穷没有手机
Oh, yeah, Kenny doesn't have a phone 'cause he's poor.
哦
Oh.
没关系 我们会解决
Well, that's okay. We'll figure it out.
我们总是能解决问题
We always do!
真棒！
All right!
What --
什么鬼...
What the fuck is going on in...?
How can I help you?
您需要点什么？
我要买万圣节糖果
I'm just gettin' my Halloween candy.
一次买够
Want to make sure to get enough.
Last year, I ran out, and the kids egged my house. M'kay?
去年我就用光了 熊孩子向我的房子扔了鸡蛋
Yeah, you don't want to run out of candy on Halloween.
哦 你不想在万圣节发光糖
我要三大包最小包装的 士力架
*注：均为HERSHEY'S公司旗下的糖果品牌
I'll take three large bags each of Snickers Fun Size,
一口花生糖 散装糖果棒
Payday Bite Size, Almond Joy Snack Size,
花生巧克力 可以吗
and Reese's Teenie Weenie Size. M'kay?
Sounds like you want to be prepared.
听起来你要做万全的准备
Hey, c-can I ask you something?
我能问你点事嘛
那些该死的滑板车是什么鬼
W-What's up with all these damn scooters?
Oh, I think you get an app on your phone
哦 我想只要你在手机上下个APP
你就可以骑着它全镇跑
and you can use them all over town.
不 不过 他们从哪来的
No, but, like, where did they come from?
You know, it's like one day, everything was fine,
你知道 就像某一天 一切正常
然后第二天 到处都是这些该死的电动车
and the next, there were these scooters everywhere.
你不喜欢滑板车？
You don't like scooters?
I just think people should drive, m'kay?
我只是觉得人们应该开车
I don't think people should scoot.
我不觉得人们应该骑滑板车
I just -- I just hope the future isn't scootin'.
我只希望未来没有滑板车
它们看起来相当方便
Well, they seem pretty convenient.
那有什么问题？
What can be so wrong about that?
Happy Halloween.
万圣节快乐
Hey, dude! Check it out! I got my pail.
嘿老兄 你看 我有南瓜灯了
Great. Cool. You got your pail.
好 酷 你有南瓜灯了
Yup!
没错
Come on in, Kenny. Let's talk.
进来吧肯尼 我们谈谈
Go ahead. Take a seat, Ken.
来 坐 肯尼
Okay, Kenny, here's the deal.
好的肯尼 问题是这样
你知道我们有这个绝赞的计划
Uh, you know that we have this awesome plan
今年骑滑板车来要糖果
to trick or treat on e-scooters this year.
你...没有手机
You... don't have a phone.
肯尼 我们商量过了
Kenny, we've been talking,
and the truth is, without a scooter, you're just gonna slow us down.
事实是 没有滑板车 你只会拖我们后腿
It's probably best you trick or treat with someone else this year.
今年万圣节你最好和其他人一起要糖果
But we always trick or treat together.
但我们一直一起要糖...
对 但是到此为止了
Yeah, but that's just it, Kenny.
要想用共享滑板车 你必须有手机
To use a scooter, you have to have a phone, and...
我意思是 如果我们等你 我们就会和其他孩子一样慢
I mean, if we're waiting for you, we're gonna be as slow as all the other kids.
就像 你知道
It's like... you know.
Guys, please.
大家 请不要这样
看 肯尼 我总是说有一天 贫穷会限制你
Look, Kenny, I always told you that one day, being poor was gonna catch up with you.
好吗？但你不听
Okay? But you didn't want to listen.
你就一直穷着
You just kept on being poor,
and now it's Halloween, and you don't have a cellphone.
然后现在万圣节了 你还没有手机
好了好了 卡特曼 那不是重点
Okay, okay. Cartman, that's not the point.
他需要听听这个 凯尔
He needs to hear this, Kyle.
人觉得穷不是问题
You know, people are just poor,
and they think it's not gonna come back to bite them in the ass.
只是他们觉得不会尝到贫穷的苦果
-That's enough, dude!
够了 老兄
我们很抱歉 肯尼 只是...
We're sorry, Kenny. It's just...
这个能带来大把的糖果的绝赞计划
This awesome plan to get shitloads of candy
没法和你一起
doesn't... work with you.
Shouldn't have been poor, Kenny.
贫穷是原罪 肯尼
*注：BGM “Wee Cooper O'Fife” 是一首苏格兰民歌
♪ There was a wee cooper what lived in Fife ♪
♪ Knickety, knackety, noo noo noo ♪
♪ Hey, willy-wallacky, hey, John Dougal ♪
♪ A lane quo rooshety roo roo roo ♪
Whoa, shit! M'kay!
哦！该死
Hey, you had a goddamn red light!
喂 你TM闯红灯了！
对不起
Sorry.
我的天哪
Jesus Christ.
Hey!
嘿！
抱歉
Sorry.
What the hell?
到底怎么回-？
Look at my car! Who's gonna pay for --
看看我的车！ 谁来赔...
抱歉老兄
Sorry, dude!
God damn it!
该死的
Get off the God damn streets with those things!
带着那些玩意给老子滚出街道！
Sorry.
抱歉
Sorry, bro!
对不起兄弟
Fuck me!
我操你妈
放学铃声一响
As soon as the school bell rings,
我们找到最近的滑板车然后开始要糖
we find the nearest scooters and begin trick or treating
In butters' neighborhood here.
在巴特斯家附近 这里
Then at 3:00 p.m., we --
然后在下午三点 我们
可恶
Sh-- Sh-- Sh-- Shit!
Cover it! Cover it!
盖上 盖上！
Oh. Hey, Kenny.
哦 嘿 肯尼
嘿老兄 你看
Hey, dude. Uh, look.
I was wondering,
我想知道
do you think I could trick or treat with you guys this year?
我今年能和你们一起要糖果嘛
You wanna trick or treat with us?
你想和我们一起要糖？
那斯坦和凯尔他们呢
What about Stan and Kyle and those guys?
Oh, you know, I just thought I'd switch it up this year, ha ha.
哦 你知道 我只是今年想换地方 哈 哈
Yeah, look. Don't tell anybody, but, um...
好吧 你看 不要告诉任何人 但是
我们今年要骑滑板车要糖果
we're gonna trick or treat on e-scooters this year.
我们真的要搜刮糖果
We're seriously gonna rake in the candy.
Problem is, e-scooters work with a phone,
问题是骑滑板车需要手机
而你显然没有
and pretty sure you don't h-have...
我不会拖你们后腿的 我发誓
I won't slow you guys down. I swear!
老兄 这是去要糖果
Dude, it's trick or treat.
It's not something we're willing to just mess around with, okay?
这是件严肃的事情 明白吗？
Good luck.
好运
！！！
What the hell?
什么鬼
Aah!
啊啊！
Agh!
啊
Sorry, dude.
抱歉老兄
该死的 你从哪搞来的
God damn it, where'd you get that?
Oh, they're all over, dude.
哦 它们到处都是 老兄
超级方便 试试吧
Super convenient. Try it out.
Hey, guys!
嘿 伙计们
So, listen!
听着
我在想
I was thinking
maybe I'd trick or treat with you guys this year!
也许我们今年可以一起要糖果
You wanna trick or treat with us? Why?
你想和我们一起要糖果？ 为什么？
Oh, you know!
哦你知道
只是想保持中性 哈 哈 哈
Just trying to be gender neutral! Ha ha ha.
So, uh, you guys think you're gonna get
所以你们觉得你们今年能要到很多糖？
a lot of candy trick or treating this year?
We're gonna get a butt load of candy!
我们会弄到一超大堆的糖
Shh! Butters, don't tell them our secret.
嘘！ 巴特斯 不要泄露秘密
哦 我们也有个小秘密哦
Oh, we have a little secret, too!
但是我们不会告诉别人免得他们模仿我们
But we're not gonna tell people 'cause they're gonna copy us,
所以就别管它了
so let's just leave it at that.
达成共识
Fine by us.
So what are you gonna be for Halloween?
所以你们在万圣节准备怎么打扮？
Be?
成为什么
*注：这里的“be”双关
I'm gonna be on an e-scooter taking all your candy!
我打算当一个滑板车侠抢走你们所有的糖
That's what I'm gonna be!
那就是我们想做的
-Dude! -Sorry!
老兄！ 对不起
Hey, wait. That's what we're doing!
嘿等下 那是我们要做的
- What? - Hold on!
等等 你们万圣节也要用滑板车？
You guys are using e-scooters on Halloween, too?
Oh, you jerks found out the girls are all trick or treating on e-scooters,
你们这些混蛋发现女生们都要骑滑板车要糖
and you stole our idea!
所有你们就偷走了我们的主意！
Okay. Hold on!
够了 停一下！
This is bullcrap!
这简直是胡扯淡！
It was the day before Halloween.
这是万圣节的前一天
所有的家长聚集到一起
All of our parents were gathered together
试图阻止噩梦成真
to try and stop a nightmare from coming true.
All right, everyone. Quiet, please.
好了大家 请安静
We have a community crisis on our hands,
现在我们手头有一场社区性的危机
告知你们这一情况是我的职责
and it's my job to keep you informed.
正如你们所知 最近镇上
As you know, there's been a rise
in the use of e-scooters in our town.
共享滑板车的使用有所增加
Officer Brown is head of crisis control. Officer?
布朗警官是危机管控部门的负责人 警官请讲
We have inside information that kids everywhere
我们得到线报称所有地方的孩子
are going to be using e-scooters for tricks or treats.
都将使用共享滑板车要糖果
Now, with these things, kids and teens can cover
现在有了那玩意 他们可以
在短时间内行进很远
a lot of ground in very little time.
他们可以袭击比以前更多的房子
They can hit more houses than ever before.
Because of the scooters, we also expect
同样由于这些共享滑板车 我们预计
that people from all the neighboring counties
邻县的人也会通勤到我们镇上要糖
Will commute for tricks or treats in our town.
由于以上原因 我们认为
Because of all of this, we believe
每家每户需要准备
each household needs to be prepared
with at least $6,000 worth of candy.
至少6000美元的糖果
Well, that's ridiculous!
可是 那太扯淡了
We -- We can't all buy that much candy!
我 我们不能都买那么多糖果
Let's just get rid of those scooters!
那我们就清理掉那些滑板车好了
对啊 是啊 干吧
-Yeah! -That's right! -Let's do it!
你们不可能清理掉它们
You can't get rid of 'em!
I tried!
我试过了
You all just sat there
你们都只坐在那里
任那些玩意占领我们的人行道
while those things piled up on our sidewalks.
你们到处都骑它 不是吗 我看到你了
You all rode 'em around, m'kay? I saw you.
You could have used your cars, but you just had to scoot!
你们本可以开你们的汽车 但你们就是要骑滑板车
And now tricks or treats is here!
现在 要糖的要来了
我告诉你们一件事
Well, I'll tell you one thing --
I'm not gonna let my house get egged this year
今年我可不想让我的房子
因为没有足够的糖果被丢鸡蛋
For not having enough candy!
So what are we gonna do?!
所以我们该怎么办
We gotta get more candy!
我们得买更多的糖果
Shit!
该死
Get! Go on! Get out of my way!
滚 别挡老子 躲开
Look, I got nothin' left, all right?
你看 我已经没有东西卖了
What did you -- G-Give me some of those Hi-Chews!
你有什么 给我点嗨啾糖
*注：森永公司旗下的果味软糖
Those are already accounted for by folks who called in!
那些糖已经被打电话来的人预约了
Then let me -- let me have the Whatchamacallits!
那让我 让我买点那玩意！
Those are for me! I got to protect my own house!
那是我自己预留的 我还得保护自家的房子
Look, you've got to give me some more fucking candy!
听着 他妈m必须再多给我一些糖果
There's nothin' left here.
这里已经什么也没有了
你得去其他地方找
You gotta go somewhere else.
Where -- Where's the candy, m'kay?
糖 糖果在哪里
Candy?
有糖果吗?
What aisle is the candy in?
请问糖果在哪一区
Aisle 7.
在7区
7！ 7区
7! Aisle 7!
万圣节
*注：均为HERSHEY‘S旗下糖果品牌
20 Reese's Pieces, 1 Twix, 16 Raisinets...
20个Reese's Pieces 1个Twix 16颗Raisinet
Just -- Just a minute!
稍 稍微等一下
12 Hot Tamales, half a Nestle Crun--
12颗辣椒肉桂糖 半块雀巢脆-
行了 进吧！
Okay, come in!
What do you want?
你来干什么
I-I just...
我 我只是
It's Halloween, and I should be happy.
万圣节到了 我本应很开心
But I'm not happy at all.
但我一点也不开心
Wait. Are you here for counseling?
等等 你是来做心理疏导的吗?
是啊 我应该怎么做？
Yeah! What should I do?
I'm gonna miss trick-or-treating. It sucks.
我会错过"不给糖就捣蛋"的 这太丢人了
你有没有意识到外面都快打起第三次世界大战了
Do you realize it's about to be World War Three out there?!
我们有更大的麻烦了
We have bigger problems!
你已经很幸运了，好吗？
Consider yourself lucky, m'kay?
大家都要去骑滑板车 不可阻挡
Everyone's gonna be scootin', and there's no way to stop it.
Why are you the one kid who doesn't want to use them?
为啥你不想用它？
我用不了 我连手机都没有
I can't use one. I don't have a phone.
你什么意思
What do you mean?
没手机你就用不了那玩意？
Y-You can't use those things without a phone?
No. It sucks.
对 用不了 这太丢人了
Halloween was used to be a night without phone.
万圣节原本是没有手机的夜晚
可是 肯尼 如果那是真的 那么
But, Kenny, if that's true, then...
有方法切断网络连接吗
could there be a way to cut the connection?
我不知道 我想想
I don't know. I guess.
等等
Wait a minute.
Take down the cellphone tower.
干掉通讯塔
就没人能在万圣节用手机了
Then nobody has a phone on Halloween!
Jesus! You really think that could work?!
天哪 你真的认为那能够奏效
是的 我只要向镇外骑30分钟就到了
Yeah I just have to ride 30 minutes outside of town!
哦 等等 我没法
Oh, wait. I can't.
我没有滑板车
I don't have a scooter.
No. You don't need a scooter.
不 你用不着骑滑板车
因为我他娘的有车
'Cause I got a fucking car.
Hello?
你好
你好 兰迪
Hey, Randy.
Linda and I, we --
我和琳达 我们
我们在说我们怎么见不到你们了
we were talking about how we never see you guys anymore,
and we were thinking we'd hang out with you for Halloween.
而且我们觉得我们可以和你们待在一起过万圣节
Oh, I see.
哦 我明白了
你们想要一个万圣夜的藏身处
You want a place to hide on Halloween night,
你们以为在这个农场 你们就安全了
and you thought out here on the farm, you'd be safe.
Well, that and we really want to hang with you guys.
嗯 我们真的想和你们待在一起
是啊
Yes!
你以为i那骚包的滑板车到不了这吗
You think them fancy e-scooters don't make it out here?
We're gonna be bombarded just like you city folk.
我们和你们城里人一样饱受其扰
Then please, Randy, could we just borrow a little candy?
那么求你了 兰迪 我们能就借一点糖吗
I got to keep what I have.
我得留着我的
Please, Randy, the stores are all out!
求你了 兰迪 商店里都卖空了
Just a few Milky Ways
只要几条米奇威巧克力
to get us through the first couple hours, please!
让我们挺过前几个小时 求你了
我们可以把糖切成小片
We can cut 'em up! We can --
我们可以一次就给他们一小片
We can hand them out little pieces at a time!
I got to protect my own, Stotch.
我必须保护我自己 斯多奇
我很抱歉
I'm sorry.
What are we going to do?!
我们应该怎么办！
没事的 琳达 没事的
It's okay, Linda! It's okay!
在万圣夜 我会
On Halloween night, I'll --
我自己也骑一辆滑板车
I'll just get one of those e-scooters myself.
I'll go around, and I'll trick-or-treat.
我会到处转 然后要点糖
I'll -- I'll get a bunch of --
我会搞到一堆
No, you can't leave me alone!
不 你不能丢下我
I'll get a bunch of candy, Linda,
我会搞到一堆糖的 琳达
然后我会带回家来发给他们
and I'll bring it back to our house for us to hand out!
一切都会没事的
It's going to be okay.
Trick or treat!
不给糖就捣蛋！
Here! Here, take it! Just take it!
给 给 拿去 快拿去
天哪 希拉 再来点"三个火枪手"
Oh, God! Sheila, more 3 Musketeers!
我们已经没有这种糖了！
We're out of those!
我们不可能发完了 应该还有更多
We can't be out! There has to be more!
Jesus Christ! Where'd all these other people come from?!
上帝啊 这些外人都是从哪来的
We have to get more candy than anyone else, even if we die!
我们就是死外边 也要比其他人拿到更多的糖果
（南方公园 汉基先生的假期演出 已取消）
The tower should be just up over that ridge.
那塔应该就在前面的山脊上
老天保佑这能管用
Let's just hope to hell this works.
What gives them the right, huh?
谁给他们的权力?!
我是说 这些大公司根本不事先问问这样合不合适
I mean some big company came and dumped a bunch of scooters
就来这儿随便丢下一大堆到处都是的破滑板车
everywhere without asking anyone if it was okay.
对啊 就算这些狗屁玩意到处都是人们也不会在乎
Yeah, people don't even care if shit's dumped everywhere.
Everyone just loves technology.
他们就是喜欢这种高科技玩意儿
嗯嗯 你说的对
Yeah, you're right.
你是个好孩子 肯尼 我一直都这么觉得
You're a good kid, Kenny. I always thought so.
我知道有时候你的存在感太低 我们会忘掉你
I know we kind of all forget about you sometimes,
但你很聪明 富有同情心
but you're smart and compassionate.
或许有天你会成为一个很好的辅导员老师
You might even make a good counselor someday.
呜啊
Whoa!
Sorry, dude!
抱歉 老哥
Keep going Ned! Don't you give up on me!
坚持下去 奈德 别给我倒下
Move it! Get out of my way! Trick or treat!
起开 一边去 给我糖果!
The hell you doing, Stotch?
斯托奇 你TM在干嘛?
Happy Halloween! Trick or treat!
万圣节快乐 给我糖!
You're just trying to get our candy for your house!
你是想把我们的糖果拿走当成你们家的
才不是！
That's not true.
你连装扮都没有！
You don't even have a costume!
我有装扮！我是梅根·凯利 现在快给我糖!
Yes I do! I'm Meagan Kelly! Now trick or treat!
不行了 我走不动了
That's it! I can't go anymore!
继续前进 凯尔！
Keep moving, Kyle!
Dude, we can't carry any more candy!
老兄 我们有糖也拿不下了
All right, over here. Come on!
好吧好吧 过来这边
What are we doing?
我们要干嘛?
我们得为以后的糖腾出空间
We got to make room for more candy. Come on.
Eat as much as you can.
快吃 吃的越多越好
I don't -- I don't know if I can keep doing this.
我不...我不知道我还能不能吃下去了
Yes, you can, Kyle!
不 凯尔 你可以的
I have any more --
我已经...
Find a way inside! I'll climb the tower!
找条进去的路 我要爬上塔
Okay, sounds good!
好的 不错
Jesus Christ!
我的老天啊
I'm all out of candy, all right?!
我一点糖果都没有了 行吗
去别的地方吧!
Go look somewhere else!
我们不是来要糖的
We're not here for tricks or treats!
是啊 对 上一个过来的人也是这么说的
Yeah, sure! That's what the last people said.
然后他们把我的一整碗糖都倒进枕套里了
Then they dumped my entire bowl in a pillow case!
老哥 冷静点 没关系的
Dude, relax. It's okay.
我只是个保安
I'm just a security guard, all right?
*注：该保安cos的人物为电影《黑色星期五》中杀人魔杰森
以前过节哪会跑这么远来要糖
We never even used to have trick-or-treaters out this far!
That's why we have to take down this cellphone tower --
这就是我们要推倒这座信号塔的原因
为了阻止这些滑板车
to stop the scooters.
Jason, I'm a counselor. You need to trust me.
杰森 我是学校的辅导员老师 你得相信我
There's a bowl of Rice Krispie treats at the side door!
侧门口放的有一大碗米花糖！
The side door, you animals!
侧门！ 你们这些禽兽！
警长 你看
Detective, look!
两个小时之前纽约的糖果已经彻底被要光了！
We are two hours ahead here.
New York has completely run out of candy!
Butters? We've lost butters!
巴特斯 找不到巴特斯了
Oh, God. Butters!
天啊 巴特斯..
We're never going to have enough candy!
我们的糖完全不够啊
Okay, that's got it!
好了 开始吧
All right, Kenny!
好的 肯尼
看你们还怎么骑这些傻逼滑板车!
Let's see you do this with a goddamn scooter!
Whoa!
哇啊
And just like that, it was over.
就这样 结束了
Nobody knew what happened.
没人知道原因
他们只知道自己的手机gg了
They only knew their phones didn't work.
谁的手机有信号？
Does anyone have a signal?
骑不了滑板车 发不了信息
No scooters, no texting,
not even GPS.
甚至GPS也用不了了
就像过去的万圣节一样
It was like the old Halloween.
And I can't get an Uber home!
我没法用Uber打车回家了
麦基先生回到了小镇上
Mr. Mackey was able to get back to the town
安慰着这些需要疏导情绪的人们
and offer counseling to everyone who needed it.
And as for me,
而我呢
我能和我的朋友们接着度过这一晚
I was able to spend the rest of the night with my friends
因为我们终于又是平等的了
because we were all equal again.
不给糖就捣蛋！
Trick or treat.
给糖!
Trick or treat!
It was the last Halloween that still felt like Halloween.
这是最后一个还有节日味道的万圣节
It was the last time it was good.
也是最后一次美好的万圣节了
You don't like scooters?
I just think people should drive, m'kay?
I don't think people should scoot.
I just -- I just hope the future isn't scootin'.