South Park S22 E10 Bike Prade
《南方公园》 第22季 第10集 单车游行
I'm goin' down to south park gonna have myself a time.
我到南方公园转一转 享受美好时间
friendly faces everywhere.humble folks without temptation.
黄发垂髫 怡然自乐 到处摆着和善傻脸
I'm goin' down to south park gonna leave my woes behind.
我到南方公园转一转 烦恼丢到天边
ample parking day or night.people spouting howdy neighbor.
阡陌交通 车位俨然 人们嚷着"约吗,约吗!"
I'm heading down to southpark,gonna see if i can't unwind.
我到南方公园转一转 好似做大保健
I like fucking silly bitches and I know my penis likes it.
我爱上无脑矫情妹 我吊也爱矫情妹
so come on down to south park and meet some friends of mine.
所以快到南方公园转一转 会会我的小伙伴
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耶 太棒了！
Yes!Yessss!
What is it, Kyle?
凯尔 这些是啥？
I got fulfilled!
我买的终于到了！
It's all the stuff I ordered for the bike parade.
这些都是我为单车游行买的东西
[ Cellphone rings ]
Yeah?
喂？
Kyle,did you get your stuff?! I got my stuff!
凯尔 你收到了没？我的包裹到了！
Yeah, dude, Stan and Kenny got their stuff, too!
对 斯坦和肯尼的也到了！
Bring it all over to my house!
把东西都带到我家来
我们得为游行做好准备
We gotta get ready for the bike parade!
Hey, were my boxes there, too?
嘿 是不是也有我的包裹？
No, Dad. These were special deliveries from Jeff Bezos.
没有 爸 这些是杰夫·贝佐斯给我们的专递
We helped Amazon with their strike,and he had our orders shipped.
我们帮忙缓解了亚马逊的罢工 所以他先送我们的订单
Jeff Bezos?
杰夫·贝佐斯？
The founder and CEOof Amazon?
那个亚马逊的创始人兼CEO？
Yeah! We helped him find workers to work during the strike.
对啊 我们在罢工期间帮他找了些工人
[ Through headphones ]So he found our orders and had them sent to us.
所以他就找到我们的东西 先让工人送给我们
Well, can he find my packages, too?
好吧 他能不能也找下我的包裹啊
No, I know. They said the workers are still on strike.
不 我明白 他们说工人仍在罢工
They don't know when our orders will --
他们不知道什么时候我们的订单能...
Alexa, can I have my stuff shipped from a different fulfil
注：亚马逊的智能语音助手
Alexa* 我的货能不能换家物流中心送？
No, that is a bad dog, Banjo!
别那样 你这条坏狗狗 班卓！
Bad dog!
坏狗狗！
[ Moaning ]Oh, yes!
哦
Oh! Oh! O--
哦...啊
Jeff Bezos?! Are you freakin' kidding me?!
杰夫·贝佐斯？ 你TM在逗我吗
Why is Jeff Bezos sending you packages?
为啥杰夫·贝佐斯先给你发货？
Do you even care there's a strike going on?!
你会关心罢工的事？
No, but I need the stuff for the bike parade.
不 但我需要这些东西来参加单车游行
Bike parade?!
单车游行？
Your dad is part of the strike, you little shit!
你爹也是罢工的一份子 你个小王八蛋
This whole town is suffering because of Amazon,
因为亚马逊 整个镇子都在遭殃
and you're out worrying about a bike parade!
而你只关心一个单车游行！
I can't even believe you would say that, Sharon!
雪伦 我不敢相信你会这样说
Randy, it's time to face it.
兰迪 是时候接受事实了
Your weed-farm idea didn't work.
你的农场计划根本不奏效
You barely sell to two people a day.
一整天都没两个人来买
It's the stupidAmazon strike!
都是因为那傻逼亚马逊罢工
I rely on things for marketing, Sharon.
我主要依靠的是市场营销 雪伦
A small business needs products for exposure,
小产业需要增加产品曝光率
and until those assholes go back to work,small businesses are gonna suffer!
那些王八蛋不回来工作 我们小产业只能接着遭殃
[ Knock on door ]
Ex-Excuse me. Could I buy some weed?
有人吗？ 我想买点大麻
哦 好的 没问题
Oh, yeah. Yeah, of course.
Out early today, huh?
起的挺早啊
Yeah, it's this stupid Amazon strike.
是啊 都是因为那破罢工
None of my orders are getting fulfilled,
买的东西一个都没发货
and I just need something to take the edge off.
我需要点这个放松放松
嗯 可不是嘛
Yeah, tell me about it.
嘿 你在卖大麻吗？
Hey, are you selling weed?
Uh, yeah.
嗯 是啊
My wife is going nuts not getting her packages.I told herI'd find her some kush.
我老婆收不到包裹都要疯了 我跟她说会给她找点东西
注：Kush为韩国著名男制作人，因涉毒被逮捕
Yeah, the Amazon strike really sucks.
嗯 亚马逊的罢工是真SB
[ Vehicle approaches ]
Hey, man, we're about to go spend a day in a picket line.
老兄 我们准备去罢工警戒线值一天班
Can you sell us some weed?
大麻能卖给我们点吗
你们是罢工者？
You're strikers?
你们为啥不回去工作
Well, why don't you guys get back to work
so we can get our packages?
这样我们就能收到包裹了
Hey, fuck you, buddy!
QNMD
Okay, okay, hold on.Uh, lemme getsome more weed.
好了 好了 等一下 让我再拿点来
[ Vehicle approaches ]
[ Horn honks ]
Huh.
It's day five of the AmazonFulfillment Center Strike.
现在是亚马逊大罢工的第五天
Nothing has been resolved,
问题完全没有解决
and there is ever-mounting tension between the strikingAmazon workers and the people who want their stuff.
在亚马逊罢工工人和需要货物的人之间的紧张形势达到了顶点
Josh Carter is an Amazon employee
乔什·卡特是一名亚马逊员工
who suffered a horrific workplace accident.
他经历了一场可怕的工伤事故
In order to drum up support for the strike,he's recently FedExed himself to Washington.
为了呼吁人们支持罢工 近日他把自己邮到了华盛顿
How are things going, Josh?
乔什 现在事态如何？
汤姆 事情很顺利 谢谢你
Josh The Box: They're going well, Tom. Thank you.
You know, what happened to me
你知道么 我的遭遇
could happen to any worker at a fulfillment center.
完全可以在任何一个物流中心的工人身上重演
I'm speaking to Congress here
在此我向国会呼吁
注：美国联合包裹速递服务公 2018年11月爆发了一场针对该公司的罢工事件
然后明天我会通过UPS*回到科罗拉多州
and then heading back to Colorado tomorrow via UPS.
Meanwhile, Amazon says it's training new workers to replace the strikers.
同时 亚马逊表示他们正在培训新工人来代替罢工的工人
However, because the workers previously worked in a mall,
但由于这些人之前在商场工作
they've had no human contact for quite some time.
他们已经很久未和他人接触了
Welcome to the fulfillment center.
欢迎来到物流中心
I'm your floor manager,Stephen Stotch.
我是这儿的楼层经理 史蒂芬·斯多奇
[ Hissing ]
Rahghgh!Sssss!
Being a fulfiller isn't hard.
做一名包装工人并不难
Uh, you just followa few basic steps.
只要按照几个基本步骤
[ Hisses ]
You start by getting an order on your fulfillment device.
首先选取一个你终端上的订单
Uh, it's order 6,503.
呃 这是6503号订单
Mrs. Sandy Milner wantsa Luminart coffee grinder.
珊迪-米尔纳夫人想要一个Luminart牌咖啡研磨机
So, you send that order to the first available transaction robot.
然后 你把这个发给首个空闲的交易机器人
[ Hisses ]
Okay, the robot will locate the grinder and bring it to the packing area.
好的 机器人会定位这个研磨机 然后运到包装区域
Arhghghgh!
Now, put the coffee grinder in the box to fulfill the order.
现在把它装进盒子完成这个订单
[ Hisses softly ]
Go on, put it in.
放吧 把它放进去
[ Hisses ]
This isn't very fulfilling.
这并不令人愉快
Sure it is. You just gotta get into it, okay?
这当然是（包装工作） 你只需要投入一点 懂？
注：fulfilling 双关
That's one order down.
这个完成了
We have 12,400 more to go.
我们还有12400件要包装
[ Hissing ]
All right, there you go, friend.
好的 拿好了朋友
That's an ounce of weed,
这是一盎司大麻
and thanks for supportin' small business. Next.
谢谢支持我们小本生意 下一位
Hey, could you sell me more than an ounce?
嘿 你能不能多卖我一盎司
Sorry, friend.That's the law.
抱歉朋友 这是规矩
Us simple farmin' folk respect the law and each other.
我们淳朴的农民都是尊重规矩和每个人的
No, it's fine.I'll just go over to the Anderson Weed Farm and buy more there.
噢好吧 那我就改去安德森农场多买点吧
Well, don't buy weed from them.
别买他们的大麻
Their weed sucks.
他们的大麻烂透了
It's a long way to drive out here.
我开车大老远过来
Need to make it worth my while.
我要对得起我花的时间
Shit!
妈的！
This whole Amazon strike has more people smoking weed than ever.
这场亚马逊罢工让更多的人吸起了大麻
We have to make sure Tegridy Weed stays ahead of the competition!
我们得保证我们正直农场在竞争中不落下风
We need to find a way to get the weed to the people.
我们需要一个方便人们拿货的办法
Yeah, like a --like a delivery service.
对 就像...就像送货服务
Some way so people don't have to drive out here
这样人们就不用开车过来
and even seethe other weed farms!
也不会看到其他农场
You know what they got?
你知道现在都有啥了吗？
They got these e-scooters nowadays.
现在他们都有那种共享滑板车了
You mean the things that almost killed us all on Halloween?
你是说万圣节差点害死我们的那些玩意儿？
Yeah, I 'member.
哦 对 我记得
What if we use e-scooters
如果我们用共享滑板车
to get the weed directly to the customers?
把产品直接送到顾客家
Holy shit.
我的天
We could have Tegridy all over town.
我们可以让正直遍布全镇
What the --
什么...
Stephen!Stephen, it's a miracle!
史蒂芬！ 史蒂芬！ 奇迹发生了！
I don't understand.
我不明白...
Look, Dad!A whole-new bicycle!
爸！一整辆全新的单车！
I'll win the bike parade for sure!
我一定能赢下单车游行
You must have gotten our Prime membership back!
一定是你夺回了我们的Prime会员
I guess I did.
我想是的
The bigwigs promoted me to manager.
上面把我提拔成了经理
I've been training new employees.
我一直在培训新员工
When did all this stuff arrive?
这些东西什么时候到的？
It just came a few hours ago.
几个小时前刚到
Oh, Stephen, you did it!
噢史蒂芬 你做到了！
Your townspeople are beginning to learn
你们镇的居民开始明白
that cooperation is rewarded by fulfillment.
合作就会得到包裹
Now there's only one true enemy who stands in our way.
现在阻挡我们的只剩一个敌人了
Tonight, he is giving a talk on Marxist theory.
今晚 他会有一个马克思主义理论演讲
How is the common worker kept submissive?
普通的工人是如何一直保持顺从的？
By the institutions and the ideology of the bourgeoisie.
是被整个资产阶级体系和意识形态压迫的
We only ask for compassion,
我们只要求人们的同情
for a fair shareof the fruits of our labors.
公平分配我们自己的劳动成果
[ Sighs ]
Yeah, it's this Saturday.
对 这个周六
Everyone's gonna watch.
每个人都拭目以待
You girls should come check it out.
你们女生也应该去看看
Yeah, it's gonna be a pretty nice bike parade, I suppose.
我想应该是一次挺不错的单车游行
Hey, Larry!
你好啊 拉里
You gettin' excited for the bike parade?
你迫不及待想要去单车游行了吗
Yeah, I guess I'm lookin' forward to it,
嗯 我猜我是挺期待的
I dunno.
谁知道呢
哇哦
Wow.
I guess my bike could be in the bike parade.
我想我的车也会去参加的
我还没仔细想过呢
I-I hadn't really thought about it.
Uh, y-you girls check out the flags on the back of my bike?
呃...你们看看我车后面插的flag？
They're --They're silk.
那是...是丝绸做的
Oh, yeah.
噢是吗
[ Feathers rustle ]
I'll see you there, Larry. Later, girls.
到时候见 拉里 再见 小妞们
[ Feathers rustle ]
[ Bicycle horn honks ]
Hmph.
[ Feathers rustling,bicycle horn honking ]
好棒！
Yippieeeeeee!
[ E-scooter whirs ]
[ Knock on door ]
Amazon boxes?!
亚马逊包裹？
It might be!
可能是
Yes?! Oh.
嗯？ 哦
Hello, sir. I have your weed delivery.
先生你好 有您的大麻快递
My what?
我的啥？
Oh, that's mine.
噢 这是我的
There you are,ma'am.
夫人 给您
Enjoy your Tegridy.
享受您的正直吧
You got a...?Are -- Are we splitting that?
你买了...？给我分点吧？
Get your own.
自己买去
Do you have more?
你还有吗？
We're here to please the customer!
我们就是来服务顾客的！
Dude, we did it.
我们成功了 各位
They look amazing.
看起来太吊了
Cartman: There's no way we can't win, you guys.
我们想不赢都难 伙计们
We are going to kill at the bike parade.
神挡杀神佛挡杀佛
We finally did it.
我们终于做到了
We worked together, we overcame adversity,
我们团结合作 我们克服困难
and everything is finally gonna be cool again.
现在一切又完美了
All right, Kenny's here.
好 肯尼来了
Come on, dude, we're gonna take 'em for a test spin.
来吧兄弟们 我们准备来试驾一下
Guys, listen to me.
各位听我说一下
I'm not gonna do the bike parade.
我不参加单车游行了
You're not gonna do the bike parade?
你不参加单车游行了？
Why not?!
为什么？
It's complicated. But it has to do with protesting commodity fetishism.
这很复杂 但它与抗议商品拜物教有关
Commodity fetishism?
商品拜物教？
注：出自马克思《资本论》第一卷 指在以私有制为基础的商品经济中 商品似乎具有决定商品生产者命运的神秘力量
Yeah. Anyway, I’m out.
对 无论如何 我退出了
Kenny, you can't quit now!
肯尼 你不能现在退出！
We have a four-bike theme!
我们是四辆车的主题！
Yeah, how do we do the changing face of immigrants in America
对啊 我们怎么表现美国移民的变化
没有菲律宾人
without the Philippines?!
I can't go guys! That's it.
我去不了 就这样
Kenny, no,you can't do this!
不 肯尼 你不能这样
We've worked so hard, and we're come so close
我们那么努力 就差一点了
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! My anxiety!
我的天哪 我的焦虑症...
My anxiety is going off, you guys!
我的焦虑症要发作了 兄弟们
Come on, Kenny,don't be a dick.
肯尼 拜托 别做一个混蛋
You don't understand!
你根本不明白
Fuck you, I'm not doing it!
去你的 我才不是！
[ Panting ]
Oh, my God. We did so much!
我的天 我们付出那么多
We went through all this, and he just quits?!
我们才挺过来了 他就要退出？！
That's it!That's it!
不行！ 不行！
I'm gonna shoot up the school!
我要去学校打几枪
Don't shoot up the school.
别在学校里开枪
No, 'cause it's not fair!
不行 这太不公平了
You work your ass off for nothing,
我们那么努力却一无所获
and nowmy anxiety's back,
现在我又重新得了焦虑症
and I'm gonna shoot up the schoooooool!
我要去学校开枪！
[ Indistinct shouting ]
Here come the temp workers!
临时工来了
Scabs!
工贼
[ Chanting ]Scabs! Scabs!
工贼 工贼 工贼 工贼
Scabs! Scabs! Scabs!
[ Grunting, hissing ]
Yeah, it's not always easy being a fulfiller,
嗯 当一个包装工并没有那么轻松
but I think, eventually, you'll find it's a rewarding job.
但我想最终 你会发现这是份报酬丰厚的工作
I don't really care.I just want my stuff.
我不关心 我只想要我的东西
If I have to work at Amazonto get my packages, then so be it.
如果我不得不在亚马逊工作才能拿到我的包裹 那就这样吧
Stotch!Hey, Stotch!
斯多奇 嘿 斯多奇
What do you want,Stewart?
你想怎样 斯图尔特
I just thought you'd want to know the kind of people you're selling out for.
我想你会想知道你在为哪种人卖命
What are you talking about?
你到底想说什么
It's Josh, man.
是乔什 朋友
He's gone missing.
他失踪了
How's it going?
怎么样
How's it look like it's going?
还能怎么样
There's no way we're gonna win this stupid bike parade.
我们不可能赢下那个该死的单车游行的
Our bikes aren't so bad.
我们的单车还没那么差吧
Face it, Stan! Our bikes suck!
面对现实吧 斯坦 我们的单车是真的辣鸡
We're gonna lose!
我们会输的
我们会成为整件事情的笑柄
We're gonna be the laughing stock of the whole thing!
Kyle's right. I already bragged to everyone we were gonna beat them like bitches at the bike parade.
凯尔是对的 我已经向所有人吹嘘我们会在单车游行上把他们打爆
We're gonna look like total douchebags.
到时候我们完全就是群沙雕
I thought the four of us were unstoppable.
我以为我们四个是所向无敌的
We are, it's just Kenny fuck us again.
我们是的 但肯尼又鸽了我们
I wish there never was a bike parade.
我希望根本就没有这个单车游行
Yeah.
是啊
嘿
Hey...
What if there wasn't?
如果真的没有呢
啥
What?
What if the bike parade got canceled?
如果单车游行被取消了呢
We're never gonna win the bike parade,
我们赢不了单车游行
but if we get it canceled, then everybody loses.
但如果我们让它取消的话 就没人能赢了
How do we getthe bike parade canceled?
我们怎么才能让单车游行取消
How do you get anything cancelled?
你怎么让事情取消
你瞎说这事情很敏感
You bitch about it being insensitive!
Hey, yeah.
对啊
We can go to the mayor and force her to cancel it.
我们去市长那里 强迫她取消
What's offensive about a bike parade?
单车游行有啥冒犯人的
What's offensive about a bike parade?
单车游行有啥冒犯人的
Kyle, you small-minded piece of shit.
凯尔你这个目光短浅的屑
We should cancel you just for saying that.
因为你这么说我们就该把你做掉了
Oh, I get it.
我明白了
Yeah!
对
All: Yeah!Everybody loses, you guys.
所有人都赢不了 伙计们
你知道我是谁吗
Do you know who I am?
Yeah. You're Jeff Bezos.
知道 你是杰夫-贝佐斯
And you are Josh,
你是乔什
former Amazon employee who suffered a workplace accident.
出了工作事故的亚马逊前雇员
You were wrongly packaged into a box,
你被错误装进一个盒子里
and now, if any one tries to open it, your insides will burst apart.
而现在 如果有人尝试打开它 你的内脏就会喷出来
So, you seek revenge.
所以你寻求报复
This isn't about revenge, Bezos.
这和报复无关 贝佐斯
It's about the production of too many useful things resulting in too many useless people.
是先进的生产力导致了人们失业
See how the box ridicules commercialism in order to try and feel better about itself.
看看这盒子为了自己感觉好些是怎么调侃商业主义的
Damn you!
你该死！
You made everything nice and convenient, didn't you, Bezos?
你让所有东西更加高质且方便 不是吗 贝佐斯
But humans are more than consumers.
但人不仅仅是消费者
That's very eloquent for a box --
作为一个盒子你还真是雄辩呀
a box that is the last thing standing in the way of real economic progress for this town.
一个作为这个城镇真正走向经济腾飞最后障碍的盒子
What are you gonna do to me?
你想对我做什么
I'm not going to do anything to you.
我什么都不会对你做的
Alexa 来吧 让他们进来
Alexa, go ahead. Send them in.
[ Kids talking indistinctly ]
Hello, children.
孩子们你们好
Uncle Jeff has a surprise for you!
杰夫叔叔有一个惊喜给你们
Who wants a special present for the bike parade?
谁想要单车游行的特别礼物
Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!
我我我我我我
Oh, my God.
我的天哪
Whoever opens the box gets what's inside.
谁打开那个盒子 谁就得到里面的东西
No! No, don't give into your consumerism, kids!
不 不 别向消费主义低头 孩子们
[ Screams ]
啊啊啊啊
It's mine! It's mine!I got it! I get it!
是我的 是我的 我拿到了
[ Chuckles ]
Σ(っ °Д °;)っ
every year, I win the bike parade
每年 我都会赢得单车游行
It's the one thingI care about.
这是我唯一在乎的事情
Now, there's kids out there who have better bikes than me
其他孩子有比我更好的车只是因为你不去工作 爸
because you won't get off your ass and work, Dad!
Larry, I want to!But I'd be a no-good traitor.
拉里 我想去 但是我不能背叛组织啊
Can't you understand?!
你能理解我吗
All I understand is that you suck!
我只知道 你很差劲
Where are you going?
你要到哪里去
Son's right.
儿子说的对
Picket line or not,I'm gonna cross it -- right now!
不管什么纠察线 我现在就得去工作
Hello, sir.I have your weed delivery.
你好先生 你的快递到了
Oh, my weed. Forgot I ordered that.
啊 我的东西 我都忘记了
Oh, hey, listen,we have an app now.
哦听 我们现在有客户端了
You can keep track of your orders and get your Tegridy delivered even faster.
你可以追踪你的配送 让你的正直更快送到
Oop.There's an order now.
啊 又有一单
The first thing we've got to do to get the bike parade cancelled is raise awareness.
我们要取消单车游行的第一步就是引起重视
Yeah. We're gonna need poster boards, markers, and lots of glitter and glue.
对 我们需要海报 马克笔 和一大堆亮粉和胶水
我还是不能相信肯尼背叛了我们 只因为他认为杰夫贝佐斯是个坏人
I can't believeKenny bailed on us just because he thinks Jeff Bezos is a bad guy.
Yeah. How can somebody who gives you whatever you want be a bad guy?
是啊 给你任何想要东西的人怎么可能是个坏人
It's locked.
门锁了
They're closed. We're all closed.
关门了 都关门了
Our coffee shop --everything.
我们的咖啡店 所有商店的都关门了
But we're outraged about something.
但是我们需要东西
We need glitter and glue.
我们需要亮粉还有胶水
Yeah, well, when the Amazon fulfillment center opened, everything else went out of business.
自从亚马逊配送中心开业 其他商铺都关门了
I let it happen.
我让这件事情发生了
I thought the fulfillment center would be nothing but great for the town.
我本以为物流中心对于镇子来说有益无害
Instead, it's -- It's buried us.
恰恰相反 它毁了我们
But it's Christmas.
但圣诞节要来了了
It's Christmas, and we've no presents... no decorations,
快要圣诞节了 但我们却没有礼物 没有装饰
and there's no one who can help us.
没有人可以帮助我们
[ Sleigh bells jingle ]
Look!
看
Ho ho ho ho!
吼吼吼吼
It's Santa!
是圣诞老人
[ Cheering ]
这是个奇迹
It's a miracle!
我听说你们需要一些圣诞魔法
I heard some people here might need a little Christmas magic.
We sure do, Santa!
当然 圣诞老人
It's only a couple weeks until Christmas, and we don't have any presents!
离圣诞节只有几周了 可我们还没有任何礼物
Well, that's no problem for the hometown of my favorite holiday poo!
这对我最喜爱的圣诞屎的家乡来说没有问题
Where is Mr. Hankey?
汉基先生哪儿去了？
Where is that old bundle of Christmas cheer?
那个圣诞快乐的化身到哪里去了
We...
我们
We had to get rid of Mr. Hankey.
我们不得不赶走汉基先生
Got rid of him?
赶走他???
Uh, Mr. Hankey did something bad, and we were forced to make him... leave.
额 汉基先生干了些坏事 我们不得不逼他离开
Forever.
永远
Jesus. What'd he do? Fuck a kid?
上帝啊 他做了什么 艹了小孩吗
No, he... He tweeted some... inappropriate things.
不 它在推特上发了一些不合适的内容
He tweeted some inappropriate things?
它在推特上发了一些不合适的内容?!
Oh, you bunch of fuck --
哦 你们这帮该死的混球
I'm getting back in my sleigh now.
我要回我的雪橇里去了
No, no, no, no! Wait, wait, wait! Please!
不不不不 等一下 求你了
Merry Christmas!
圣诞快乐
Have fun sucking Jeff Bezos' dick, you bunch a cunts!
好好享受跪舔杰夫·贝佐斯吧 你们这帮舔狗
♪ Christ the savior is born ♪
耶稣基督降生
Continuing with non-stop holiday music.
我们继续播放不间断的节日音乐
Here's a song from that hot new group, The PC babies.
这是一首来自新兴组合-政确宝宝的歌
It's a song about how the idea of Mrs. Claus perpetuates female stereotypes.
这是一首关于克劳斯夫人保持妇女形象的歌
*注：圣诞老人夫人
It's called "Jingle All the Waggghgh."
叫做"铃儿响哇哇"
[ A Christmas song plays with babies crying ]
Hey, Dad...
嘿 爸
listen...
听我说
I don't need anything more.
我什么也不要了
I mean, if I don't win that bike parade, I don't care.
我是说 就算我没赢得单车游行 我也不在乎了
我有你们 这是单车游行永远所不能及的
I have you guys,and that's more important than a bike parade will ever be.
No it isn't,Butters.
不 不是 巴特斯
I want to quit working for Amazon.
我想向亚马逊辞职
I want to join my friends in striking, but...
我想和朋友们一起参加罢工 但...
I know that you have to have your stuff to be happy.
我知道你必须要收到货物开心
No, I don't dad.
不 我不是 爸爸
You need your Amazon Prime shows and your music and your books
你需要亚马逊Prime的节目 音乐和书
and your things delivered to your door,
还有你那些送到门口的东西
like little presents to yourself that make you feel satisfied.
就像给自己的小礼物一样让你满足
I can live without those things, but you.. you can't.
我可以没有那些东西 但你不能
That's why... I'm gonna continue to work at Amazon --
这就是 我决定继续在亚马逊工作的原因
for you.
为了你
Hello, sir.
你好先生
I'm with the Tegridy Weed Company.
我是正直大麻公司的
We're just making sure folks are aware of our newrewards program.
我们在确认各位知悉我们的新回馈计划
What?
啥
We now have three levels of membership for our weed.
我们现在有三个大麻会员级别
There's Tegridy, Tegridy Plus, and Tegridy Elite.
有正直 正直Plus和正直Elite
But you don't want to be elite,' cause elite's got no Tegridy.
但你不会想成为精英 因为精英并不正直
It's just.. such bullcrap you guys.
这简直是扯淡 朋友们
Such bullcrap.
真是扯淡
How come everything out there is getting cancelled,
为什么外头的一切都在被砍
but when it comes to us,we just can't do it?
但当我们想砍什么的时候 我们却做不到
I mean, are we supposed to just keep going?
我说 我们难道应该坚持下去吗
Just go on, making total asses of ourselves?
就继续下去 任由自己成为一个彻头彻尾的傻蛋？
No.
不
No. The problem is that, when it comes to outrage,
不 问题是当开始暴动时
your average person actually doesn't give a shit
那些普通人鸟都不鸟一下
除非那涉及到他们的利益
unless it has something to do with them.
That's right. We've been selfish.
没错 我们一直很自私
We can't get the parade cancelled for us.
我们不能为我们自己取消游行
我们应该为那些想取消游行却不被关注的人挺身而出
We have to do it for all the other people
who want it cancelled, but their voices aren't being heard!
Yeah. What, did we think this was a fucking joke?
对 我们觉得这TM是个笑话？
The bike parade is offensive,
单车游行冒犯到了我们
而政府以为他们能把它强加到每个人身上！
and the government thinks they can just force it on everyone!
来吧！ 我现在真的开始生气了！
Come on! I'm actually pissed off now!
Mayor, We demand you cancel the bike parade!
市长 我们要求你取消单车游行！
It is nihilistic and out of touch with progressive thinking!
这是与进步思想脱节的虚无主义！
What's the matter?
怎么了
Afraid you wouldn't win?
害怕你们赢不了吗
It's him.
是他
The bike parade was quite useful to me.
单车游行对我相当有用
You see, people will do anything to have fulfillment.
你看 人们为了得到满足会做任何事
They finally realized the only way to get it
他们最后会意识到能这样做的唯一途径
would be to all work for the fulfillment center.
就是都来为我的物流中心工作
Who would use a bike parade like some $20 hooker?
谁会把单车游行当一个二十刀的妓女来用
Kenny was right about you.
关于你肯尼说的是对的
You're a bad guy.
你是个坏家伙
Oh, you mean your little socialist friend?
哦 你说你的小社会主义朋友吗
Yes, he's starting to rattle his sword, now, too.
对 他现在正磨刀霍霍呢
Alexa, kill Kenny.
Alexa 杀了肯尼
Alexa: Okay. I'll kill Kenny for you.
好的 我会为您杀掉肯尼
No!
不要！
你为什么要这么做！
Why are you doing this?
Don't you see I'm trying to help?
你没看我在试图帮忙吗？
Before, there was war between classes,
之前阶级之间存在着斗争
customers and workers at odds.
顾客和工人之间不一致
All I've done is create the new class --
我所做的一切是创造一个新的阶级
the consumer/worker.
工人-消费者阶级
The future.
未来
Right now, your parents, your teachers,
现在 你们的父母老师们
everyone you know are showing up to work at the fulfillment center,
你们认识的所有人都在我的物流中心工作
and I'm afraid you are all going to lose the bike parade.
我担心你们都会输掉单车游行
Bezos!
贝佐斯！
Bezos!
贝佐斯！
Bezos!
贝佐斯！
Bezos!
贝佐斯！
Bezos!
Hello, Bezos.
你好啊 贝佐斯
You can take your fulfillment center
你可以带走你的物流中心
and fulfill it right up your ass!
然后用它来"满足"你的屁股了！
You see, there's one thingyou didn't count on,
你看 你算漏了一件事
and that's Tegridy.
那就是正直
*注：正直 双关二爹正直农场的产品名
Just look in the eyes of these people.
看着这些人的眼睛
Everyone has Tegridy now --
现在他们都"正直"了
正直是你永远无法理解的
Tegridy that you will never understand.
We aren't just different classes of people anymore.
我们不再是不同阶级的人了
We are a town.
我们是一个镇子
Are you all high?
你们都磕嗨了吧
No...No...
没有
Why do you ask that?
你为什么问这个
Because I'm over here.
因为我在这边
Oh.Hang on...
哦 稍等 我了解了
Hold on. Okay, I got it.
Anyways...
不管怎样
你看 正直是大公司不能理解的东西
You see, Tegridy is something that can't be understood by big corporations.
Oh, they'll try to package Tegridy,
喔 他们会尝试包装正直
but only I can really package Tegridy.
但只有我才能真正包装正直
I got more money now 'cause of Tegridy.
现在我因为正直赚了很多钱
That's 'cause I figured out how to get Tegridy to everyone.
那是因为我知道怎么把正直带给每一个人
And that's -- now everyone is in this state of Tegridy
现在所有人都在这个正直国度里
这真是复杂
that's impenetrable.
Am I making sense?
我讲明白了么
No!
不！
The point is, nobody's coming to work for you.
重点是 没人会为你工作了
So you can take your whole plan and fulfill it somewhere else!
所以你就带你的整个计划到别的地方去爽吧
[ Cheering ]
耶！
Damn you, Tegridy!
该死的正直大麻！
♪ Ice cool beer.Down Home days.♪
凉爽冰啤 家中时光
♪ Country music and bike parades ♪
乡村音乐 单车游行
We got Tegridy all around
我们到处都有正直
-♪ Round -♪ Round
♪ That's life livin'in our Colorado town ♪
这就是我们科罗拉多小镇的生活
[ Babies crying ]
I guess they are offensive.
我想这的确挺冒犯的
♪ We don't need nothin' from big corporations ♪
我们不需要大公司的产品
我们不需要进步或是良好的教育
♪ We don't need progress or fancy educations ♪
♪ Maybe our Tegridy keeps us down ♪
也许大麻在让我们堕落
-♪ Down -♪ Down
♪ But that's life livin' in our Colorado town ♪
但这是就是我们科罗拉多小镇的生活
Hey, Mom.Hi, Dad.
嗨 妈 嘿 爸
Sure are, Butters!
吼啊 巴特斯
♪ Now, we gotta learn to live without boxes every day ♪
现在我们学着过没有快递的每一天
♪ We might wake up tomorrow and wonder why they went away ♪
明天醒来我们可能想知道他们为何消失
♪ Guess you might call usa bunch of white trash hicks ♪
猜你可能叫我们一堆白色垃圾
-♪ Hicks -♪ Hicks
土鳖 土鳖
♪ But at least we ain't suckin'no Bezosian Dicks ♪
但至少我们没有做贝佐斯的舔狗
Tegridy Weed.
"正直"牌大麻
Coming soon to a giant online retailer near you.
即将上线至您附近的在线零售商