先生们 各位富豪 Gentlemen! My fellow whites!
让我们为这一堆金字塔般的钱而具备 Let's raise a glass to this pyramid of money.
我们所有最爱娱乐活动的基石 The foundation of which was built upon our favorite pastime.
去他妈的穷人 Fucking the poor!
派对时间结束了 你们这群混蛋 Party's over, ya pieces of shit!
这现在是我的钱了 滚开 This is my money now so back the fuck off!
哈莉·奎因 Harley Quinn?
你觉得我们会害怕小丑的女朋友吗 I mean, you think we're afraid of the Joker's girlfriend?
这样吧 So, here's the deal...
你要闭上嘴巴听我讲完吗 Are ya gonna shut the fuck up so I can talk?
我好疼啊 I'm in a lot of pain!
等一会儿 你就会休克了 Oh, just give it a minute, you'll go into shock.
这就对了 我刚说到 Yeah, there it is. So, as I was saying--
你孤身前来这是一个天大的错误 You made a big mistake coming alone.
她不是一个人 She's not exactly alone.
她还带了男伴 She brought a plus one.
是我 小丑 It's me, Joker!
很抱歉 但是你的朋友鲁伯特 Apologies, but your friend, Rupert,
就是没脸面对来到这里 just couldn't face coming out here.
我好难过 我的身体呢 I'm so sad. Where's my body?
小布丁 你在干什么 Puddin'? What the fuck are ya doing?
你不该现在就摘掉他的脸 局势在我掌控中 You're not supposed to take his face off yet. I had this covered.
是的 但我就是想到了"男伴"的梗 Yes, but I thought up that great "plus one" line.
我现在也不会不拿他的脸玩木偶戏了 And then I'm not going to not puppeteer his face.
好吧 做你要做的事吧 All right, fine. Do your thing.
好了 听着 混蛋们 So, listen up motherfuckers!
你们最好赶紧跳船 Ya better jump in the harbor right now,
不然我就杀了... or I'm gonna kill--
天啊 搞什么 你又来 God, really? You just did it again.
那是因为我忘了我有酸液炸弹 That's because I forgot I had the acid bomb.
但是我们说好我是打手 打人的事交给我 But we agreed I'm the muscle! I do the hitting!
你很棒 你很棒 You know, you're great, you're great.
你做你的 我做我的 You do your thing, I do my thing.
你是开胃菜 我是主菜 You're the appetizer. I'm the entree.
我不能这辈子都只会动动拳脚 I can't spend my whole life just bashin' goons.
当哥谭人听到"哈莉·奎因"这个名字 When Gothamites hear the name "Harley Quinn,"
我希望他们尿裤子 I want 'em to piss 'emselves!
我想要那种感觉 I want a taste of that.
你想要...尿的感觉 You want a taste of... piss?
不 你明白我的意思 听好了 小布丁 No, you know what I meant. God, listen, puddin',
你就不能让我进毁灭军团吗 can't you just see me in the Legion of Doom?
那...你不会想进的 That is just... You don't want that.
再说了 不行 Besides, no,
毁灭军团不会接收副手 the Legion of Doom doesn't give memberships to sidekicks.
-你得是 -搭档 - You have to be-- - Partners.
让我死吧 Oh, fuck me.
我想成为你犯罪上的搭档 真正的搭档 I wanna be your partner in crime. For reals.
-我们能迟点再说这个吗 -现在不说还什么时候说 - Can we talk about this later? - If not now, when?
我不知道 明天吗 我现在有点忙 I don't know, tomorrow? I've kinda got my hands full right now.
出丑的是你 小丑 Joke's on you, Joker.
天 又是他 Jesus, this guy.
你别想活捉我们 蝙蝠 You'll never take us alive, Bats!
我很喜欢你的斗志 哈莉 Love that fighting spirit, Harley.
但在这场战斗中 恐怕我要 But in this fight, I'm afraid I have to
向下猛冲了 take a dive.
你是说"我们"吗 Uh, dontcha mean "we"?
你知道我也很想带上你 小布丁 You know I'd love to take you, puddin',
但我可不想剥脱你为我争取逃跑时间的快乐 but I'd never deny you the pleasure of buying me time to escape.
但是万一我们抓到阿卡姆了呢 Hey, but what if I get sent to Arkham?
那你在那儿都不会待过一晚 Then you won't spend even a single night!
我会救你出来的 亲爱的 我发誓 I'll break you out, my love. I swear.
其实 我今晚还有事 Or actually, uh, I have something tonight,
但我会在早餐前就救你出来的 but I'll definitely get you out before breakfast.
爱你 Love ya!
他逃跑的时候是不是很可爱 Oh, ain't he cute when he's escapin'?
不 No.
你是癌症 奎因 You're a cancer, Quinn.
从哥谭的淋巴结扩散到脾脏 Spreading from Gotham's lymph nodes into its spleen.
要是你扩散到膀胱 上帝都救不了我们 And God help us if you get to Gotham's bladder!
但我是化疗 But I'm the chemo.
他要这样念叨多久 How long's he gonna keep doin' this?
你这是一个溃烂的疖子 奎因 你是褥疮 You're a festering boil, Quinn. A bedsore.
一条蠕虫 只会在哥谭的... A tapeworm that sets up shop in Gotham's lower--
-吉姆 -好吧 - Jim. - All right.
小丑在哪里 Where's the Joker?
我绝对不会出卖我的小布丁 I'll never give up my puddin'!
你为什么要保护一个把你当做垃圾的 Why are you protecting a psychotic clown
疯子小丑 who treats you like garbage?
你这个干蝙蝠的人也好意思说我 Asks the guy who fucks bats.
他不会这么做 He doesn't do that!
-吉姆 -抱歉 - Jim. - Sorry.
我什么都不会告诉你们的 I'm not tellin' ya shit!
我和J先生之间是真爱 What me and Mistah J have is real love.
事实上 不久之前 我们还这样在屋顶上 In fact, not too long ago, we were on a rooftop just like this.
然后J先生就求婚了 That's when Mistah J proposed.
直到死亡让我们分离 Till death do us part.
就说吧 Ooh! Told ya!
等我们结婚后 我们会包下游艇前往巴巴多斯 After we get married, we'll take a cruise to Barbados,
或者去一个应有尽有的度假胜地 or maybe a resort that's all-inclusive.
广告上都说应有尽有 但都是假的 They say they're all-inclusive, but that's bullshit!
毛巾和肥皂都要钱 They charge you for the towels! Soap!
-吉姆 -还有上好的酒 - Jim. - Top shelf liquor!
-吉姆 -好吧 好吧 - Jim! - Right, right.
把吉姆交出来 奎因 Give up the Joker, Quinn,
不然就永远待在阿卡姆吧 or you're going to Arkham for life.
你为什么要笑 Why are we laughing?
因为你说"永远" 'Cause you said "for life"!
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-就像我确定他干蝙蝠一样 -好了 - And, as sure as I am that he fucks bats... - Okay.
我知道我的爱人不会让我待上一晚 ...I know my man'll break me out of Arkham
翻译 小酸奶
就会把我救出去 before I spend a single night.
六个月后
校对 小酸奶
时间轴 无关风粤
J先生 Oh! Mistah J?
抱歉 不好意思 Hmm? Oh, sorry, my bad.
后期 8T
你看上去有点像他 I mean, ya looked a little like him.
我真不知道你来这里干什么 I don't know why you bother comin' here.
总监 小酸奶
他从来没来过 He's never showing up.
-滚开 -没错 滚开 - Fuck off! - Yeah, fuck off!
但说实话 他说得没错 But for the record, he does have a point.
再给我15分钟 Just give me 15 more minutes.
小丑可能还在和蝙蝠侠战斗 Joker's probably still fightin' Batman.
我不知道 亲爱的 I don't know, hon.
大多数超级英雄战斗都不会持续... It's, you know, most superhero fights, they're not like, eh...
日历人 她进来多久了 Calendar Man, how long has she been in here?
你好 艾薇 183天 Oh, hey, Ivy! 183 days!
当然了 你能记得小丑妓女来这里 Oh, sure. You remember the incarceration date
到底有几天了 of Porn Clown over here
但是却记不得你儿子的生日 but not your own son's birthday!
我最后说一次 对不起 黛比 For the last time, I'm sorry, Debbie!
拜托 我知道是在六月 Come on! I know it's June-ish.
没关系 爸爸 我给你带了这个仙人掌让你开... It's okay, Daddy. I brought you this cactus to keep you comp--
植物 Plant!
毒藤女身边50码内 There ain't no plant life within 50 yards
都不许有植物 笨蛋 of Poison Ivy, ya moron!
难怪你爸爸不记得你的生日 No wonder your dad doesn't remember your birthday!
三个月后
我想说的是 你能做得比小丑好多了 All I'm saying is, is that you can do way better than Joker.
你很聪明 很强壮 I mean, you're smart, you're strong...
你能控制你自己的命运 You're in control of your own destiny.
我离开小丑后去找谁 Leave Joker for who?
某个觉得自己在躲避球队挥挥棍子 Some reliable square who thinks he's "quirky"
就已经够标新立异而自称"啤酒怪咖"的 for playin' on a dodgeball team
所谓稳定好男人吗 and calls himself a "beer nerd"?
好吧 我知道你在说丹 Okay, I know you're talking about Dan.
那是我在劳伦斯学院的第一年 It was my first year at Sarah Lawrence,
我的确看走了眼 there were very slim pickings.
我只是说小丑很刺激 I'm just sayin' the Joker's excitin'.
他很有挑战 He's challenging.
他很疯狂 He's psychotic.
他把你扔进了一通化学物里 He threw you into a vat of chemicals.
他更愿意认为这是 You know, I prefer to think of it as a--
一桶自由的佐料 As a vat of freedom sauce!
是他造就了今天的我 He literally made me who I am today.
又是三个月后
宝贝 说实话 Babe, let's just be honest.
这不是小丑第一次 This isn't the first time that Joker's...
留你一个人等死 ...left you here to rot.
他不爱你 He does not love you.
你得离开他 Ya have to leave him.
-别说 -你不像我这么了解他 - And don't say-- - You don't know him like I do!
哈莉 来猜猜 Harley! Riddle me this.
娜蒂娅·科马内奇 What did Nadia Comaneci do
在1976年蒙特利尔奥运会高低杠项目上 when she scored a perfect ten on the uneven bars
得到10分后做了什么 during the 1976 Montreal Games?
-赢了金牌吗 -20岁前都没来月经吗 - Win a medal? - Not menstruate till her 20s?
她破了纪录[破唱片] Ew. She broke a record!
你现在听起来就像那样 Which is what you sound like!
一张破唱片 他不回来了 A broken record. He's not coming!
这只是你们的个人意见 That is just one person's opinion.
他不会来了 He's not coming!
你们知道什么 你们都疯了 Aw, the fuck do you know? You're all fuckin' insane.
或者也许我才是疯子 Or maybe I'm the crazy one.
J先生 Mistah J?
J先生 Mistah J!
我就知道你会... I knew you'd--
你好 Uh, hola.
是你 Oh, it's you.
你怎么搞到植物的 How did you get a plant?
我吃了一个橘子 拉出了种子 I ate an orange and shit out a seed!
-谢了 艾薇 -好了 我们走 - Thanks, Ivy! - Okay, let's go.
不 因为我要 No! 'Cause I'm waitin'!
等... For--
小丑 我明白 Joker, yeah, I got it.
你知道你已经说了多久了吗 You know how long you been saying that?
-日历人 -你好 到今天正好一年 艾薇 - Calendar Man? - Oh, hi! Exactly one year today, Ivy.
一年了 阿卡姆一周年快乐 小哈 One year! Happy Arkham Anniversary, Harls.
这是给你的礼物 Here's your present.
我在哪里 Where am I?
我可不想要一个室友 I did not ask for a fuckin' roommate.
你交了房租才能有话语权 弗兰克 When you pay rent you can make decisions, Frank.
我在阿卡姆这么多月 真是苦了我的孩子们 Look what all those months in Arkham did to my poor babies.
邻居家那个蠢小子呢 And where is that stupid neighbor kid
我雇他浇水的呢 I hired to water them, for fuck's sake?
他一周后就不干了 非常不专... Uh, he quit after a week. Very unprofes--
搞什么 弗兰克 万一他父母来找呢 Really, Frank? What if his parents come to look for him?
不大可能 Unlikely.
我在这里干什么 What am I doing here?
等小丑想从阿卡姆把我救出来 The Joker's gonna go crazy with worry
却看到我不在时肯定会 when he tries to break me out of Arkham
非常担心的 and sees I'm not there!
他不在乎 He does not care!
新闻上全是我们脱逃的消息 他也没来见你 Our escape was all over the news and he has not come to see you.
天啊 你说得对 Oh, my God. You're right.
他肯定出了什么很严重的事 Somethin' terrible must have happened to him!
真希望他没事 I hope he's okay!
天啊 Oh, my God!
我要做什么才能证明小丑不爱你 What do I have to do to prove that Joker does not love you?
你不能 我要走了 Uh, ya can't. I am outta here!
你就听我这一次 For once you're gonna listen.
你曾经是一个天才精神病医生 You were a genius psychiatrist.
你还记得你以前对我的诊断吗 Do you remember how you diagnosed me?
当然了 有遗弃问题的典型厌世者 Sure. A classic misanthrope with abandonment issues
和植物交朋友是为了避免与人类接触 who befriends plants to avoid human intimacy.
-满分 -弗兰克 - Nailed it! - Frank.
你帮过我 You helped me.
我现在还是不能靠近人 I can be around people now.
我是说 我很讨厌 但是可以忍住呕吐 You know, I mean, I hate it, but I can do it without vomiting.
哈琳·奎泽尔是唯一一个 Harleen Quinzel was the only doctor
走近我心门的医生 who ever got through to me.
你觉得她会怎么对你说 What do you think that she would say to you?
你为什么总是被绑起来 Why are you always tied up?
看看我当初看上去多么正派无聊 Oh. Look how square and boring I look.
你现在看上去好多了 Yeah. You look way better now.
听着 我需要你帮我对付一个病人 Look, I need some help with a patient.
那好吧 说吧 Oh. Then, sure. Shoot.
我...我猜 I'm gonna... I'm gonna take a guess
这张照片在和你说话 that the picture is talking to you?
和她说是的 Tell her yes,
但是让她别管 but to stay out of it
因为我们有进展 because we are making progress.
照片让你别管 因为它有进展 The picture says stay out of it 'cause it's making progress.
我的这个病人一直迷恋一个杀人狂疯子 So, this patient of mine, she's fixated on a murderous psychopath
不管他对她多么恶劣 and won't end their relationship
都不愿意结束他们的感情 no matter how terribly he treats her.
简单 典型的依赖成瘾 Oh, easy. Classic abusive codependency.
你只要让她知道和他一起没有未来 You just gotta show her there's no future with him
她需要结束一切 找到自我 然后 and she needs to end it and find her own identity and...
我知道了 你很聪明 Oh. I see. You're smart.
我知道 我是你 I know. I'm you.
当局依然在寻找阿卡姆越狱的犯人 The authorities are still on the hunt for escaped Arkham inmates
突发新闻 阿卡姆越狱
毒藤女 哈莉·奎因 Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn,
以及哥谭最有趣的坏蛋 谜语... and Gotham's funniest villain, the Rid--
突发新闻 阿卡姆越狱
去他妈的 Screw that guy!
你说还有谁比我更有意思 斯坦 Name someone funnier than me, Stan.
-哈莉 -什么 不 斯坦 - Harley? - What? No! Sta...
女人不有趣 Women aren't funny!
她就站在你后面 She's standing behind you.
你好 哈莉 Oh, hey, Harley.
豚草 Ragweed.
就这样吗 就只有"你好 哈莉" That's it? Just "Hey, Harley"?
你把我丢在阿卡姆一整年 You left me in Arkham for a year!
你抛弃了我 你欺骗我 You abandoned me, you lied to me!
但这是最后一次了 But this is the last time.
我是来和你分手的 I am here to break up with you!
该死 她要甩了你了 Oh, shit! She's dumpin' you.
不 她不行 轮不到她来决定 No, she's not! She doesn't call the shots!
没错 因为我要叫出租车了 Yeah, 'cause I'm callin' a cab.
永远不见了 See ya never.
该死 Oh, shit.
谢天谢地 Oh, uh, thank goodness.
她终于做了我一直以来祈祷她会做的事 She's finally doing exactly what I prayed she would.
-什么 -我的天啊 - What? - Oh, for fuck's sake.
虽然说出口会让我很难过 哈莉 Much as it destroys me to say it, Harley,
我会坚持分手 I was going to insist on breaking up,
因为只有这样才能保护你的安全 because it's the only way to keep you safe.
你在说什么 What the hell are you talkin' about?
不 请继续你的鬼话 Yes, no, please continue with your bullshit.
你被关进阿卡姆以后 整个世界都疯狂了 The world's gone mad since you've been in Arkham.
你看到戈登局长了吗 他都疯了 Have you seen Commissioner Gordon? He's lost it.
他想要复仇 我因为我让他的"搭档""瘫痪"了 He wants revenge because I "paralyzed" his "partner."
他和蝙蝠侠铁了心要毁掉我在乎的所有人 He and Batman are hell-bent on destroying everyone I care about.
所以你才没来找我吗 That's why you didn't come get me?
让你和我保持距离 Keeping you away from me
是保护你的唯一办法 was the only way to protect you.
现在依然是 And still is.
所以 恐怕 亲爱的 这是 So, I'm afraid, my dear, this is a...
这是心碎的告别 Oh, it's a heartbreaking goodbye.
-不 不 等等 -不 不要"等等" - Uh, no, no wait! - No! No "wait."
-这就是你想要的结果 哈莉 -是吗 - This is what you wanted, Harley! - Is it?
是的 你来就是为了分手 It is, yes. You came here to do this.
是的 听你这位糟糕的朋友 Yes! Listen to your awful friend.
那真的结束了吗 So, this is really the end?
-是的 结束了 走吧 -除非 - Yep. This is it. Let's go. - Unless...
-除非什么 -除非我们之间的爱非常强大 - Unless what? - Unless our love is so powerful
连死亡都不会让我们分离 even the threat of death can't keep us apart.
管他呢 我随时都愿意为你去死 Oh, screw it! I'll die for you any day.
-我愿意 -真的吗 我也是 - I'm in! - Really? Me too!
到底什么情况 What the fuck just happened?
我们需要一点隐私 艾薇 We're gonna need some privacy, Ive.
对不起 但很快场面就会有点恶心了 Sorry, but it's gonna get real gross, real quick.
开 关 On and off.
再开 关 And on and off.
一切都活着 一切都死了 Everything lives and everything dies.
-吉姆 -我没有在玩 - Jim? - I wasn't playing with it.
是谜语人 It's the Riddler.
我们听说他有一个很有趣的谜语 We hear he's got a riddle so funny
会让人的脑袋爆炸 it makes people's brains explode.
他准备在电视上进行直播 And he plans to broadcast it on live TV.
除非我先解出来 Not if I solve it first.
我在想 Oh, and hey, I was thinking about
邀请几个朋友来烧烤 如果... having some friends over to the house for a barbecue if--
-不行 -好吧 - No. - All right.
他们说很有意思 会让人的脑袋爆炸 And they say it's so funny it makes people's brains explode!
让我帮你舒缓谜语人的烦恼 Let me take your mind off the Riddler.
我给我的小布丁做了一些面包布丁 I made some bread puddin' for my puddin'.
好吧 你没有理解这个影响 Okay. You're not grasping the impact of this.
我的特点才是有趣 Funny is my thing
这个混蛋想在电视直播上偷走 and this asshole's trying to steal it on live TV!
以及 这是葡萄干吗 Also, are those raisins?
为什么 I mean, why?
那是巧克力碎 They're chocolate chips.
对不起 我爱巧克力碎 Sorry. I do love chocolate chips.
对不起 小布丁 I apologize, puddin'.
只是觉得我每次转过头来 It just seems like every time I turn around,
都有人在说谜语人 someone's gushing over the Riddler.
我是说 认真的 I mean, seriously,
他只会做全世界最烂的模仿混蛋 his whole schtick is being the world's most indirect asshole!
这样吧 Okay, how about this?
如果我在接下来的一小时里杀死谜语人 If I kill the Riddler in the next hour,
我们今晚的约会之夜还能继续吗 can we still have date night?
我们可以一起看一部瑞茜·威瑟斯彭的电影 I got a Reese Witherspoon movie I was thinkin' we could watch.
我爱我的瑞茜 Well, I do love my Reese.
好吧 杀了他 All right. Kill him.
但如果不是《律政俏佳人》我就不看 But it's Legally Blonde or I'm out!
这是《情归阿拉巴马》 It's Sweet Home Alabama.
今天烂透了 This day... sucks!
他们怎么会发现不了这些地方 Wow, how do they not find these lairs?
我们接下来就要杀死所有哥谭人 倒数三 二 And we're murdering everyone in Gotham in three, two...
哥谭的市民 Citizens of Gotham,
谜语人带着一个超级有趣的谜语 Riddler here with a riddle so hilarious...
会让你们活活笑死 ...you'll die laughing!
你好 谜语人 我有几个关于你节目的点评 Hey, Riddler. I got some notes on your show.
结束了 谜语人 It's over, Riddler...
等等 你怎么在这里 Wait a minute, what are you doing here?
走开 小蝙蝠 我在做"点评"呢 Buzz off, Batsie, I'm in the middle of doing a "notes" bit!
来猜猜 两位 Riddle me this, you two.
什么东西冰冷又灼烧 What is cold but still burns?
你喝下后却会吞噬你 什么... What will eat you if you drink it? What--
-酸 -是酸 - Acid. - It's acid.
我还没说完 什么...等等 I am not done. What is... Wait...
我刚刚说了冰冷又灼烧吗 Did I say the thing about cold but it still burns?
-说了 -没错 - Yes. - Right.
-没有 -因为就是酸 - No! - Because it's acid.
好吧 是酸 我要把你们扔进一缸酸里 Okay, it's acid. I'm dropping you in a pool of acid.
你在犯一个打错 You're makin' a big mistake,
因为等我男人知道了 他肯定会冲进来 'cause when my man hears about this, he's gonna come runnin'.
我求之不得 Precisely what I'm counting on.
不如我邀请他来共享着游戏之夜吧 Why don't I invite him over right now for a little game night?
所以你根本没有有趣到 So you don't have a riddle so funny
能让人脑袋爆炸的谜语 it makes people's brains explode?
-没有 -我就知道 - No. - I knew it!
你别想就这么脱身 谜语人 You won't get away with this, Riddler.
如果没有谜语 为什么要我们来这里 If there's no riddle, why are we here?
来玩一个小游戏 To play a little game.
选一个人活 一个人去死 Choose one to live and one to die
输掉的人会在酸里活活烧死 and in the acid, the loser will fry.
这是那种会给你超能力的好酸吗 Is it the good kind of acid that gives you super powers?
不 选择 No. Choose!
快告诉他 J先生 Go ahead. Tell him, Mistah J!
-烧死那只蝙蝠 -好好好 - Deep fry that bat. - Yes, well, yes, yes.
看起来是个很简单的选择 哈莉 但是 It would seem an easy choice, Harley, but...
小布丁 Puddin'?
这笑声就算是你发出来的也太疯狂了 Even for you that's a lot of maniacal giggling.
对不起 我的小野鸡 Sorry, my little strung-up pheasant,
但我不可能让这个问号混蛋 but I couldn't possibly let this punctuation prick...
抢了杀死蝙蝠侠的功劳 对吧 ...get credit for killing Batman, now, could I?
放了蝙蝠 放下婆娘 Free the bat, drop the broad.
直到死亡让我们分离 Till death do us part.
但其实不是这样的 对吗 But that's not what really happened, is it?
该死 你在我的记忆里干什么 Aw, shit. What are you doin' in my memory?
这也是我的记忆 笨蛋 It's my memory, too, dummy.
首先 他们不是小提琴家 First of all, those weren't violinists.
你不是在和小丑跳舞 And you weren't dancing with Joker.
那也不是订婚戒指 And it wasn't an engagement ring.
但如果这不是真的 那他为什么说 But, if all that's true, then why'd he say--
直到死亡让我们分离 Till death do us part.
因为他不是对你说的 Because he didn't say it to you.
一直以来都是他 对吗 It was him all along, wasn't it?
一直都是他 It's always been him.
小丑从来没爱过我 他只爱蝙蝠侠 Joker never loved me. He only loves Batman.
艾薇 Ivy!
你把我从酸里救出来了 You saved me from the acid!
其实只是玛格丽塔 It's actually just margarita mix.
还是有点刺痛 It's still kinda stingy.
好吧 我做了我该做的 Okay, I did my part,
那扯平了 还你把我从阿卡姆救出来的人情 so we're square for you breaking me out of Arkham?
他该做的 他在说什么 His... His part? What's he talking about?
不要对我发疯 好吗 So don't go all Harley on me, okay?
但这都是我安排的 But I did set this whole thing up.
我一直告诉你 你和小丑一起没有好下场 I've been telling you forever that the Joker's no good for you
但是你似乎无法理解 but it seemed like such a hard concept for you to understand,
所以我决定让你亲眼看看 so I decided to let you see it for yourself.
我只想爬回酸里去死 I just wanna crawl back into that acid and die.
我再说一遍 那是玛格丽塔 Again, it's margarita mix,
所以没用 so that doesn't apply.
但是听着 开心点 But look, chin up.
你还有我 我很在乎你 You know, you still got me. And I care about you so much
以至于花了一整个周六 that I spent my entire Saturday
都在谋划这么愚蠢的计划 setting up something this fucking stupid.
没错 肯定不是很容易的事 That's true. I bet it wasn't easy.
最难的是要搞到 Eh, you know, the biggest pain in the ass
150加仑的这玩意 was just finding 150 gallons of this shit.
我说了让你去买一张百事达卡 I told you to get a Costco card.
我说了我一年只会去一次 And I told you I only go there once a year,
所以根本不划算 老大 so it doesn't pay for itself, chief!
真不敢相信我把这么多年都浪费在那愚蠢的小丑身上 I can't believe I wasted years of my life on that idiot clown!
我在一家遛狗公园待了十年 I spent ten years in a dog park.
你尝尝被一只圣伯纳犬当脸拉屎的滋味 Come talk to me after a St. Bernard shits on your face!
弗兰克 天啊 Frank, Jesus.
哈莉 我爱你 Harley, I love you in...
那是一种很奇怪 很难描述的爱 In a very odd, hard-to-articulate way.
如果你能不要再作践自己 And if you just stopped sabotaging yourself--
-不大可能 -好吧 - Unlikely. - Right.
但如果你能停下 这个世界都是你的 But if you did, the world would be yours.
你可成为任何...我也不知道 And you could be any kind of... I don't know,
你想做什么马戏表演家都可以 circus performer you want.
我到底为什么还穿着这套衣服 Yeah. You know, why am I still wearing this thing?
我不知道 I do not know.
小丑函 Joker-gram!
"我就知道你能逃出来 让我们忘记过去 "Knew you'd make it out. Let's forget the past.
我派这个笨蛋来大喊 让我们来爆..." I sent this idiot to shout, let's have a bla--"
先说清楚 你不觉得这行为很吸引人吧 Just to be clear. You don't find this charming, right?
-不不不不 -好吧 那就好 - No. No, no, no, no, no. - Okay, cool. Yeah, yeah, cool.
听着 I mean, look, you know,
一个男人愿意为你 there's obviously something super romantic
炸掉另一个男人 about a man who explodes...
-对 -当然是一件很浪漫的事 - Right. - ...another man for you.
但是不 我和他彻底结束了 But, but no. No, I'm totally finished with him.
终于 Oh, finally!
对的 我要告诉全世界 Yeah, yeah! You know, I am so gonna show the world
我不仅仅只是小丑的女朋友 I am more than just Joker's girlfriend!
好样的 好样的 There ya go! There ya go!
-我还要有我自己的斗篷 -好样的 - I'm gonna have my own capers! - Goddamn right you are!
我要绑架哥谭的市长 Like, like, like, I'll kidnap the mayor of Gotham
把他绑在导弹上 and I'll put him in a missile
然后把他发射到月球上 and I'll just, like, shoot it at the moon
除非他用我的名字命名一条高速公路 unless he names a highway after me, huh?
-好吧 -我其实还在考虑这个 - Uh, um, okay? - I'm actually still workshopping that.
但我和小丑绝对是结束了 But me and the Joker, we are so through!
-好吧 -绝对的 - Okay, cool, yeah. - No, for sure.
拜托 Oh, come on.
有人知道我们的无线密码吗 Hey, does anyone know our damn Wi-Fi password?
哈莉 是你吗 Harley? Oh. Is that you?
是我 混蛋 It's me, dickhead.
顺便 这也是无线密码 Uh, by the way, that's also the Wi-Fi password.
是"是我混蛋"还是"我混蛋" What is? "It's-me-dickhead?" or just "me-dickhead"?
这不重要 Ah, it doesn't matter.
你看上去可真棒 You look fantastic.
那是新口红吗 还是 Is that new lipstick, or--
-你对我很烂 -什么 - Ya treated me bad. - What?
你骗我 Ya lied to me.
-你从来没爱过我 -拜托 - Ya never loved me. - Come on.
我现在都知道了 I know that now.
才不是 小布丁 Well, well, heh, that's nonsense, puddin'.
我从来没有明确的动机 我是混乱的人 My motives are never clear! I'm an agent of chaos!
这是你爱我的地方 That's what you love about me!
以后不会了 到此为止了 Not anymore. We're through.
又来 我来说清楚 Oh, yeah, this again? Look, let me make this clear.
你永远别想和我分手 You don't ever break up with me!
我是哥谭头号恶人 I'm the top supervillain in Gotham.
马上不会了 因为站在你面前的就是你的继任者 Not for long. 'Cause you're lookin' at your replacement.
你 代替我 You? Replace me?
是我创造了你 I created you!
没有我的允许 你别想离开这幢楼 You won't even get out of this building alive unless I let you.
来吧 贱人 Bring it, bitch.
说出来 我就叫他们停手 Just say the word and I'll call it off.
直到死亡让我们分离 Till death do us part.
好 杀了她 Oh, fine. Kill her.
我只想来看看 Hey, I was just gonna see
你是不是需要帮助 if you need any help,
但你看上去没问题 but you seem good.
喜欢你的新行头 Love the new look.
我要去买点泰国菜 要什么就发给我 Gonna go pick up some Thai food. Text me what you want?
等等 我要绿土豆咖喱 Oh wait, I'll have a green potato curry.
嗯 但我说...给我发信息 Yeah, but I said... Just text it to me.
-但你就在这里啊 -但是我记不住 - But you're right here. - Yeah, but, I'm not gonna remember it.
你就会不喜欢我给你买的东西 And then you won't like what I get you
你就会想吃我的东西 and you're gonna want some of mine.
你...你就给我发信息 Just, just fuckin' text it.
怎么了 Oh, what?
你还要把我也杀了吗 You gonna kill me now?
不 我要你活着 这样等我统治这个城市 No, I want you alive so I can see the look on your face
我要好好看看你的表情 when I'm runnin' this town.
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