真是太爽了 Damn, that was good!
谁手上沾满了洗不掉的墨水[标记被盗钞票用] Who has two hands covered in unwashable ink?
是本姑娘 Uh, this girl!
我们刚刚征服了那家银行 We just made that bank our bitch!
姐妹 那可是野口的咖啡桌 Dude! That was a Noguchi coffee table.
抱歉 但是你看 Uh, sorry. But hey!
现在你能买一堆了 Now you can buy a bunch of 'em!
-野口 野口 -你可以直接把钱给我 - Guch! Guch! Guch! - You know you can just hand me some money.
不用撒到我身上 You don't have to make it rain.
是野口 It's Noguchi!
我去泡点荨麻茶 I'm gonna go make some nettles tea.
天 这是我们最棒的一票 Oh, man. This was our best heist yet.
而且气氛也超级好 And we hit the perfect tone!
银行里的所有人都超怕我们 Like, okay, everyone in the bank was super scared of us,
但是也没有很害怕 我划推车出去的时候 but like not so much that they weren't also delighted
他们好像还是很高兴的样子 when I just cartwheeled out.
现在新闻上肯定全在说这件事 I'm sure everybody on the news is talkin' about it.
希望现在报道还没有结束 I hope we didn't miss too much of the coverage.
蝙蝠侠阻止了小丑抢劫信用联盟 Batman stops Joker from robbing the credit union.
蝙蝠侠阻止了小丑抢劫信用联盟
信用联盟 那是穷人才去的银行 Credit union? That's just a poor person bank.
我们抢了个货真价实的 We robbed a real one
有保险库 钱和掠夺性借贷行为的 with a vault, and money, and predatory lending practices!
不 新闻可能先播了我们 No, the news probably did us first.
你试试七台 Here, try Channel 7.
-蝙蝠侠再次抓到 -让我看看 - And Batman foils-- - Just let me look.
我们是最轰动的报道 We're the most compelling story,
所以他们可能把我们留到最后 so they're probably saving us for last.
接下来 播放最轰动的新闻 And now our last and most compelling story.
我们来了 Enter, us!
-调大音量 -也该是时候了 - Turn up the volume! - It's about damn time.
雪貂家庭团聚
一箱雪貂宝宝 A cardboard box of baby ferrets
终于和它们原来的主人团聚了 has finally been returned to their rightful owners.
天 Oh, boy.
你在这里住了两周 You have been here two weeks
已经毁了就个电视 and you have destroyed nine TVs.
抱歉 Sorry.
我只是很生气 I'm just pissed.
他们为什么都不谈及我们 Why aren't they talkin' about us?
屏幕上出现的应该是我们的脸 It should be our faces on that screen!
我们应该是那些雪貂 We should be those ferrets!
你们 You guys, like,
植物加油 人类是最好的肥料
知道自己犯下了重罪吧 realize you're committing serious felonies, right?
你们其实不希望让别人知道你们在哪里 Like, you actually don't want people to know who you are.
-或者 -不 - Or-- - No.
没有"或者" 我给了你绝妙的建议 No "or". I just gave you great advice.
但是 现在阻止我们上头条的 But, there's only one thing stopping us
只有一件事 from being front page news.
没有人想阻止我们 No one's trying to stop us.
没错 Of course!
小丑有蝙蝠侠 Joker has Batman
一桩简单的犯罪突然间 and suddenly a simple crime
就变成了两个巨头之间惊心动魄的战斗 becomes a thrilling narrative between two titans.
没错 我们需要一个劲敌 Exactly. We need a nemesis!
莱克斯·卢瑟有超人 Lex Luthor has Superman.
塞尼斯托有绿灯侠 Sinestro has Green Lantern.
神经是说不出口的那个C打头的词[Cunt] Psycho has his own inability to refrain from using the c-word.
我的劲敌是神奇女侠 那个龟... My nemesis is Wonder Woman, that cu--
好吧 我明白你的意思了 Okay, I see what you're saying.
-那就是吧 -我需要一个劲敌 - That's it then! - I need a nemesis.
-绝妙的建议 艾薇 -不 - Great advice, Ive. - No.
我绝对不是... That's 100% not--
哈莉·奎茵 第三季第四集
好了 Alrighty.
我们的寻找劲敌页面已经 So our profile page on Find-a-Nemesis dot com
挂上了一天 我们现在有 has been up for a day and we have...
零条信息 Zero messages?
泥脸 你用了我的梳子吗 Clayface, did you use my hairbrush?
-没有 -搞什么 - No. - What the hell?
你把我的公寓搞得一团糟 You're messing up my apartment!
什么你的公寓 这是我的公寓 Your apartment? It's my apartment!
如果你脏兮兮的马戏团疯子朋友继续弄脏 And if your dirty circus freak friends keep messin' it up,
我就把你们踢出去 I'm kickin' ya out.
你知道规矩的 You know the rules:
不许养宠物 不许有噪音 不许有共党 不... no pets, no noise, no commies, no d--
问我不知道他会不会说出种族歧视的话 I don't know if he was gonna get racist there,
但看样子有这个趋势 but it felt like that's where it was headed.
机器人不是应该很有用吗 I thought robots were supposed to be helpful.
对吧 Right?
他不是机器人 他是残疾人 He's not a robot, he's a disabled person.
不管怎么说 你把我的地毯弄得斑斑点点 Anyway. You stained all my carpeting.
你每次醉醺醺地回来 还想心灵控制微波炉 And you came home drunk and tried to mind-control the microwave,
还在台面上烧了个洞 and burnt a hole through the countertop.
那微波炉知道自己说了什么 That microwave knows what it said.
该死 赛 我会把垃圾桶... Dammit, Sy! I will move the trash bins--
天啊 Oh my God!
哈莉 Harley! Oh, oh, oh.
这可是完全误会了 This is a classic misunderstanding.
帮下棒子 放下棒子 Bat down. Bat down.
-这是鲨鱼王 -你们好 - This is King Shark. - Howdy.
一流的黑客 或者更准确来说 Hacker extraordinaire and, perhaps more pertinent,
是社交媒体专家 social media maven.
这个身形巨大 长相吓人 Uh, this giant, terrifying,
半人半鲨鱼的家伙 half man, half-shark
是电脑高手 is a computer whiz?
不是我吹 I don't like to brag,
他把我从八个粉丝变成了 but he took me from eight social media followers
十八个 太厉害了 to eight... teen. Bravo!
我联系他解决我们的劲敌问题 I called him to solve our nemesis problem.
我想你应该是 Mmm... I'm guessing
找不到劲敌的家伙 you're the one having trouble finding a nemesis.
我们登了简介 一个上钩的都没有 Well, we put the profile up and we're not gettin' any bites.
这是揶揄鲨鱼的笑话吗 Is that a shark joke?
如果是的话 太好笑了 If so, it's very funny.
那么开始吧 我来看看你们的简介 Now scooch. Let me take a look at that profile.
好吧 你的第一个问题是 Hmm. Okay, now here's your first problem.
你没有用正确的关键词 You're not using any of the right keywords.
我来入侵主机 让你脱颖而出 I'll hack into the mainframe and get you featured.
这要花多久 How long's this going to take?
好了 找到了第一个匹配的 There you go. Got your first match.
明日汤米是什么 Who the hell is Tommy Tomorrow?
他有一把私人订制的镭射枪 He's got a personalized ray gun.
他说他想找点随便的架 He says he's looking for something casual.
周末能打一打的家伙 Someone to fight on the weekends.
我可不会满足于明日汤米 I am not settling for Tommy Tomorrow.
我要劲敌升级 I wanna nemesis-up!
你在这里找不到什么上档次的人 You're not gonna find any A-listers on here.
没有蝙蝠侠的 There's no Batmen.
或者 我们去找蝙蝠侠 Or... we get Batman!
蝙蝠侠 你和他交手过好几次了 Batman? You have fought him countless times
每次都会被关进阿卡姆 and every time ya end up at Arkham.
我知道别的办法 到时候 I know another way and by the end of it,
蝙蝠侠就会成为我们的劲敌 Bats will be our nemesis.
原创翻译 双语字幕
-不一定吧 -不大可能 - I don't know. - Unlikely.
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会的会的会的 Yes, yes, yes.
翻译 小酸奶
校对 小酸奶
水果
时间轴 无关风粤
后期 8T
总监 小酸奶
你过分了 奎茵 You've crossed the line, Quinn.
-你要被关进阿卡姆... -再见 - You're going to Arkham for goo-- - Buh-bye!
你怎么做到的 How the hell did you pull this off?
这辆车是用声音激活的 The car's voice activated,
所以我搞了点蝙蝠侠的录音 so I took some recordings of Bats' voice
拼贴在一起 and spliced 'em together.
启动蝙蝠车 让哈莉开车 Open Batmobile allow Harley to drive.
他还说 He also said...
我就是跟蝙蝠做爱 I definitely make love to bats.
我的老天爷啊 他承认了 Ha! Heavens to Murgatroyd. He admits it!
特征提取法 The signature grappler!
蝙蝠来了 The bat-eth hath arrived-eth.
成功了 Success!
别说话 我要留下一个邪恶的第一印象 Stop talking, I gotta make an evil first impression.
该死 我应该早点想好开场白的 Shit, I shoulda thought of an opening line.
下午末日好 Uh. Good after-doom?
很高兴打败你 Pleasure to beat ya?
-搞什... -别得意得太快 废物们 - What the... - Not so fast, losers!
-搞什么 -罗宾 你在干什么 - Oh, come on. - Robin? What are ya doing here?
蝙蝠呢 Where's Batman?
你觉得蝙蝠侠有空应付你们这些臭虫吗 You think Batman has time to deal with you guttersnipes?
我能来都算你走运了 You're lucky I even showed up.
蝙蝠侠是忙着干这个吗 Oh, was Batman too busy doin' this?
我就是跟蝙蝠做爱 I definitely make love to bats.
闭嘴 跟我打一架 蠢蛋们 Shut up and battle me, nards.
天啊 上周我还是毁灭军团的人 Oh god, last week I was in the fucking Legion of Doom
现在这就是我的人生 and now this is my life.
我们可不会跟一个中古嘉年华的12岁小孩打 We're not battlin' a 12 year-old from the fuckin' Ren Faire.
我从小就被一群精英刺客抚养长大 I was raised by an elite group of assassins from birth.
你就是个小丑 You're a clown.
年纪还很大 And an old one at that.
你都30岁了吧 What are you, 30?
你这个小混蛋 Ow! You little shit!
你干什么 把我放下来 Hey! What are you doing? Put me down!
告诉蝙蝠侠 我们会找上他的 Tell Batman we're coming for him.
陶尼 然后哈莉说 ...well, Tawny, then Harley said,
罗宾和哈莉·奎茵战斗
"我回来找你的" "I'm coming for you."
然后我们大战了一场 'Course then we had a huge battle.
打来打去 Tons of punching.
激光射来射去 很多激光 Mmm! Some lasers. Lotta lasers.
别继续说了 Boy, stop it!
我把她打败后 When I beat her butt,
她就让我做她的劲敌 that's when she asked me to be her nemesis.
你12岁就有了第一个劲敌 Your first nemesis at just 12-years old.
你真是一个迷人的家伙 Now, are you a little sweet potato pie?
因为我能把你活吃了 'Cause I could just eat you up!
哈莉和罗宾在树上 做劲敌
嗯 我的确很迷人 Yeah. I'm a little sweet potato pie.
他真是太可爱了 He's just so cute!
新鲜出炉 哥谭的小可爱
不得不说 我觉得他很可爱 Ah, I gotta tell ya. I think he's adorable.
算了 这张算我的 You know what, this one's on me.
我早该知道你看了后想砸东西的 I shoulda known that this was gonna put you in a smashy mood.
罗宾撒谎 我为什么要打一个小孩 Robin's lying. Why would I fight a kid?
我想要一个有胸毛的劲敌 I want a nemesis with some hair on their chest!
那蝙蝠侠就排除了 Well, that rules out Batman.
猫女说他哪里都会除毛 Catwoman says he waxes everything.
你们知道吗 没关系 You know what? It's gonna be fine.
也许这事上一次新闻就没了 Maybe this story will run one news cycle and be gone.
我可不觉得 I don't think so.
露易丝·莱恩写的一篇文章 You just got a Google alert for an article
触发了你的谷歌警报 from the Lois Lane.
标题是...算了 And the headline is... Never mind.
我看看 Let me see that!
《哈莉·奎茵向小孩出手 "Harley Quinn Fights Child,
使女性恶人运动倒退几十年》 Sets Evil Women's Movement Back Decades."
那都是标题党 Well, the headline is clickbait,
我想文章应该还是比较积极的 but I bet the article itself is more positive.
真的吗 你觉得是这样的吗 Really? You think that?
该死 是付费阅读的 No, shit! It's behind a paywall.
你们有《星球日报》的账号吗 Does anyone have a login for the Daily Planet?
没有 我已经用完了我的五篇免费阅读额度 Nope. I already burned through my five free articles.
我什么都订阅不了 I can't subscribe to another thing.
我的收件箱里已经全都是... My inbox is already swollen with--
我才不会一个月画7.99 Well, I'm not payin' 7.99 a month
看这种垃圾 to see shit like this!
我们直接杀了她吧 Let's just kill her.
-或者 -不 不要再有"不"了 - Or... - No. No more "or."
或者我们绑架她 让她撤掉文章 Or we kidnap her and make her retract the article.
别去惹露易丝·莱恩 伙计们 You can't fuck with Lois Lane, people.
万一超人来了呢 What if Superman comes?
太好了 那我就有全世界最强的劲敌了 Great. Then I'll have the most powerful nemesis in the world.
天啊 Oh, brother.
我不会撤掉文章 I don't retract articles,
我也绝对不会写关于... and I'm definitely not writing a puff piece about...
你的标题要叫什么来着 What was your headline?
是《哈莉奎茵 It's Harley Quinn,
多个平行宇宙中 number one supervillain
头号反派 in the many multiverses,
依然没有找到劲敌 still hasn't committed to a nemesis,
不要罗宾或者神奇小子 much less Robin the Boy Wonder,
或者任何小子或鸟类的劲敌》 or any nemesis that's boy or bird based.
你觉得不满意就换 你是作家 Ya can punch it up if ya want. You're the writer.
谢了 不用了 Thanks. No.
好吧 那我只能杀了你 Okay, then I'm gonna have to kill ya.
好 来吧 Okay, go ahead.
我得记得在冲破墙壁的时候 I need to remember to keep my mouth closed
把嘴巴闭上 when I bust through walls.
-我一直这么说 -天 是大超 - I've been tellin' ya that. - Holy shit! It's Supes!
鲨鱼王 拿照相机 King Shark, get the camera.
直播我和超人战斗 Livestream me fightin' Superman.
我的新劲敌 My new nemesis.
好 开始直播了 Okay, you're live.
超人 Hey, Superman!
直播中
赶紧来救露易丝辣鸡 不然我就要逼她写头条了 Come get Lois Lame before I make her a deadline!
这样说挺合理的吧 That made sense, right?
她也对收费阅读很愤怒吗 Is she mad about the paywall too?
7.99的价格定得的确很有野心 Seven nintey-nine is an ambitious price point.
而且还不包括填字游戏 这太荒谬了 And it doesn't include the crossword, which is ridic.
你到底跟不跟我打 Ya gonna fight me or what?
大家都躲好了 Everybody duck.
你别指望 You were ill-advised to think
你能甩开我 you could get away from me,
哈莉·奎茵 Harley Quinn.
天啊 Aww! Oh god!
又来 Again?
小子 Hey, sport.
我不觉得这有什么好笑的 I fail to find the humor in this.
不用紧张 孩子 No need to be nervous, kiddo.
直接上吧 你可以的 Just step into the box. You got this!
你在我的劲敌面前让我好丢脸 You're embarrassing me in front of my nemesis.
其实我现在不属于任何人 Actually I'm not currently committed to anyone,
但是 大超 如果你可以的话 我... but y'know, Supes, if you're avail, I'm...
很荣幸 但是我的舞伴排队都排不过来 Flattered, but I have a pretty full dance card.
别插手 童子军小子 Leave us be, boy scout.
外面肯定有棵树上有只猫咪等你救援 I'm sure there's a cat up a tree somewhere.
树上的猫咪 A cat up a tree.
这简直是最可爱的家伙 Isn't this just the cutest thing ever?
露易丝 能交给这个小子吗 Lois, you okay if the little guy takes it from here?
随便 我们今晚还吃寿司吗 Yeah, whatever. We still doing sushi tonight?
你知道我有多...卷 You know how I... roll.
帮我个忙 这事能不能别圈我 Do me a favor. Can you untag me from this whole thing?
准备好战斗了吗 奎茵 You ready to do battle, Quinn?
走吧 Let's go.
这才对 That's right.
快跑吧 恐惧我吧 Run away! Fear me!
这简直是最耻辱的... That was the most humiliatin' t--
天啊 艾薇 你怀孕了吗 Oh my god, Ivy! You're pregnant? Oh!
这肯定会对你的职业有很糟糕的影响 This is gonna be so bad for your career,
但是对你的图享可是大有好处 but so good for your Instagram.
不 这些都是给你的 No. All this shit is for you.
-没有宝宝吗 -是的 没有宝宝 - Aww. No baby? - Nope. No baby.
但有一张贺卡 But there is a card.
这是寄给你的 And it was addressed to you,
但是我没有打开 因为我不是没教养的人 so I didn't open it because I'm not a rude person.
是个男孩
恭喜得到摇篮里的罗宾 Congrats on Robin the cradle.
是个男孩
来自 From all your
永远不会是你朋友的毁灭军团 never-gonna-be-your-friends at the Legion of Doom.
这个房间正好到处都缺灰 Well, this room was missing a dusting of ash everywhere.
好了 够了 All right, that's it. Enough of this shit.
我们要杀死罗宾 We're killin' Robin.
哈莉 我们不能杀死他 Harley, you can't kill him.
你觉得我杀不了一个12岁的小孩吗 You don't think I can kill a 12-year-old?
好吧 Oh, okay.
我会用棍子像打西瓜一样 Well, I will smash in his face
打烂他的脸 with a bat like a watermelon!
不不不 我相信你有能力杀死他 Oh, no, no. I believe you have the ability to kill him.
我要说的是 What I'm saying is,
如果你这么做 那就证明了大家的看法 if you do it, you validate what everyone's saying.
罗宾是你的劲敌 That Robin's your nemesis.
以及你会变成孩童杀手 Also, you'd be a child killer,
有人可能会觉得这样不对 which some may argue is worse.
除非 Unless...
你又来了 这副"或者"的表情 Ah, you've got that "or" face.
你能不能...让你的眉毛正常点 Just... Can you make your eyebrows normal?
-我...[音似艾薇] -什么 - I've... - Yes?
不 我不是在叫你 No no, I wasn't sayin' your name.
我是说 我已经有一个计划了 I was sayin' "I've" as in I've got a plan.
听着 鲨鱼人 钻进水箱里 Listen shark-man, get in the tank.
你只要游来游去 All you gotta do is swim around
吓唬那孩子一顿 让他承认他在撒谎 and scare the kid so bad he admits he's lying.
我不是那种鲨鱼 Oh, I-I'm not that kind of shark.
我是那种技术宅 I'm more of the tech savvy kind.
没关系 It's fine.
如果他不愿意 我可以扮演那种鲨鱼 I can play the role of shark if he won't.
我就是暴力的那种鲨鱼 'Tis I, the violent type of shark!
来自友好海滩 Straight from the beaches of Amity!
恐惧我的尖牙 我不可捉摸的天性吧 Fear my rows of teeth, my unpredictable nature.
你一下子说了很多冒犯的话 Yeah, that's offensive in a number of ways.
我来做鲨鱼吧 I-I'll just be the shark.
但是 我要确定一下 But, just to double check here.
我不用咬人吧 I-I'm not gonna do any biting, right?
因为我不是很喜欢血 'Cause I do not do well around blood.
没有血 No blood.
你只要吓唬他 You're just supposed to scare him.
我抓到他了 I got him!
你要死了 罗宾 You're gonna die, Robin!
承认吧 承认我们从来没有战斗过 Admit it! Admit we never battled.
我从来没有让你做我的劲敌 I never asked you to be my nemesis.
放开我 你这个疯子 Unhand me, you freak.
除非你说出我们之间的真相 Not until you tell the truth about us.
我为什么要说出真相 Why would I ever tell the truth?
我现在是哥谭的小宝贝 记得吗 I'm Gotham's little sweet potato pie, remember?
我说什么 那些乡下人都会信 Those rubes will believe anything I say.
抓到了 Busted!
你听到了吗 陶尼 他承认撒谎了 Ya hear that, Tawny? He admitted he lied.
陶尼 你给我下套 奎茵 Tawny? You set me up, Quinn.
小宝贝原来是小婊贝
天 一个小宝贝就这么变成小婊贝了 My, oh my, how the sweet potato pie has crumbled.
罗宾应该被禁足吗
大家都看到了 So, as everyone can see,
我可以随时杀死他 I could'a killed him any time I wanted,
但我没有 因为他是小孩 小孩很恶心 but I didn't 'cause he's a kid and kids are gross.
以及 他不是我的劲敌 Also, he is not my nemesis.
不是劲敌
血 Blood!
血 Ooh! Blood!
救我 Help me!
该死 Aw, shit.
哥谭的小宝贝要变成盘中餐了
他要被吃了 Woo! He gonna get eaten!
拜托 我下周带你上音乐大奖赛的舞台 Please! I'll bring you on stage at the VMAs next week!
中止 中止 鲨鱼王 退下 Abort! Abort! King Shark, heel!
-放我下去 救命 -这肯定就是 - Let me down! Help! - Oh, you know what? This must be that
所谓的"不喜欢血" "not being good with blood" thing.
我以为他的意思是他会晕过去 I thought it just meant he got a little fainty.
我也以为 I did too.
真是太误导了 It was misleading.
多有意思啊 How funny.
住手 救命 Hey! Stop that! Help!
我要把你们都杀了 I'll kill you all!
大家都快跑 Everybody run!
救命 救命 Help! Help!
蝙蝠侠 蝙蝠侠 Batman! Batman!
爸爸 救命 Father! Help!
防鲨喷雾
女士们 先生们 蝙蝠侠 Ladies and gentleman, Batman!
这是什么 What is this?
陶尼 我们在陶尼直播吗 Tawny? Are we live on Tawny?
蝙蝠侠打倒鲨鱼
你到底在干什么 奎茵 What the hell are you doing, Quinn?
改变舆论 Changin' the optics?
蝙蝠侠看上去很生气 性感吗
你差点杀了我的跟班 You almost killed my ward.
你要永远进阿卡姆了 奎茵 You're going to Arkham for good, Quinn.
新劲敌警告
哥谭银行
来吧 蝙蝠 Bring it on, Bats!
蝙蝠 Bats?
蝙蝠侠 Batman?
他... Is he...
这一点都不好玩 This is no fun.
老大 Uh... Uh... boss?
怎么了 -史蒂夫 Uh, uh, uh, what, Steve?
有话快说 Spit it the fuck out.
搞什么 Oh, what the hell?
哈莉·奎茵对战她的最新劲敌
搞什么 Oh, what the hell?
蝙蝠侠 对战 哈莉
蝙蝠侠认为是哈莉让他的跟班陷入了危险 Okay. So, Batman blames Harley for endangering his ward,
但哈莉说 but Harley says
她作为超级恶人 只想找旗鼓相当的劲敌 she's just a supervillain looking for an adult-size nemesis.
你们都懂我的意思 对吧 Y'all know what I'm talking about, right?
好好揍他 哈莉 Use your fisticuffs, Harley!
游戏结束了 奎茵 Game over, Quinn.
放开她 Let her go!
艾薇 见到你总是很高兴 Ivy! Always a delight.
场面真是太精彩了 伙计了 This is getting too good, y'all.
艾薇 你来救我了 Ive! You came to save me.
我永远会的 Look, I always do.
我的存在好像都是为了 My entire existence seems to be spent
清理你惹下的乱子 cleaning up your fuckin' messes.
这话会被卡吗 Is that gonna be bleeped?
请大家欢迎另一位惊喜来宾 Please welcome another surprise guest,
-超级恶人毒藤女 -不 - supervillain Poison Ivy. - Nope.
超级恶人毒藤女
不是来宾 Not a guest.
超级恶人毒藤女
以及我其实被称为环境恐怖分子 所以 Also, I actually identify as an eco-terrorist, so...
你好像对哈莉不尊重你的底线 Seems like you're having some animosity towards Harley
有些许恨意 for not respecting your boundaries.
对吧 观众们 Am I right audience?
天堂中的困境 艾薇喊话哈莉
告诉我们你的感受 Tell us how you feel.
-不不不 我不会说的 -好吧 - No, no, no. Not gonna do that. - Okay.
不过 既然我来了 But, since I'm here.
我想... If I could just...
你们在把你们的罐头和瓶子放进 You don't have to rinse out your cans and bottles
热爱植物 嘲讽观众
可回收垃圾桶之前不用洗一遍 before putting them in the recycling bin, okay?
这种做法简直是迷 而且还浪费水 That's just a myth and it wastes water.
-加油 蝙蝠侠 -不 坐下 - Go, Batman! - N-n-no, no. Sit.
亲吗 艾薇哈莉的秘密恋
杀了他 艾薇 Kill him, Ivy!
哈莉 你以为你在干什么 Harley! What the fuck do you think you're doing?
神秘来宾 小丑
气氛越来越热了 It's getting heated!
你想偷走我的蝙蝠侠吗 Are you trying to steal my Batman?
-小丑 -蝙蝠侠 - Joker! - Uh, Batman.
劲敌之爱三角恋 蝙蝠-小丑-哈莉
小丑似乎称你为他的劲敌 Joker seems to claim you as his nemesis.
但是你却来和哈莉战斗 But you came here to fight, Harley.
现在 And now...
你却在和艾薇战斗 所以到底是谁 ...you're fighting Ivy. Which one is it?
劲敌之爱三角恋 蝙蝠-小丑-哈莉
我 我是他的 他是我的 Me! I'm his, he's mine.
小丑称 哈莉偷了我的男人
我是说 我们在一起的 I mean, we're together. Ha!
陶尼 陶尼 陶尼 Tawny! Tawny! Tawny!
我爱你 陶尼 I love you, Tawny!
爸爸 Dad!
神奇奶油
-罗宾 -如果你还想再见到你的神奇小子 - Robin! - If you want to see the Boy Wonder alive again,
最好出现在我的犯罪现场附近 you better start showing up to my cool crimes.
你觉得谁赢了 请投票
真精彩啊 伙计们 Oh! What a show, folks!
我惊呆了 Well, I am spent.
接下来 哥谭最新的小宝贝
不要换台 因为接下来 Well stay tuned 'cause up next,
我们将带来被拯救的雪貂 we're bringing out those rescued ferrets.
我想捏一捏 Ooh! I wanna squeeze one!
不行 走了 Nope. Come on. We're leaving.
真是一出烂戏 Well, that was a shit show.
是啊 但是很有意思 Yeah! But, it was a fun show.
除了蝙蝠侠在电视直播上揍了我一顿 Except for Batman kickin' my ass on live TV.
至少你拿了个礼品袋 At least you got a swag bag, right?
你看 有机洗发水 Ooh! Look at this. Organic shampoo.
这上面说适合细到正常的头发 该死 Ugh! It says for fine to normal hair. Damn it.
真不敢相信出了这么多事后 I can't believe after all this,
我还是没有一个劲敌 I still don't have a nemesis.
你知道吗 这急不来 You know what? You can't force it.
总有一个专属于你的人 I mean, there's someone out there just for you.
干让你快乐的犯罪 接下来就顺其自然 Do the crimes that make you happy and the rest will come.
JKH 就是继续干一票[缩写] JKH, right? Just keep heisting.
JK已经有意思了 JK's already a thing.
你还要加个H 我真不懂是什么意思 You add an 'H' to it, and I don't know what that is.
太混乱了 It's muddled.
我不是来遣词的 Yeah, I'm not here to workshop this.
谢谢你永远能给我这么好的建议 艾薇 Thanks for always givin' me great advice, Ive.
尽管我经常不会采纳 Even if I don't always use it.
你其实从来没有采纳过 You actually never use it.
但我爱不采纳你的建议 But I love never usin' your advice
搞过爱不采纳别人的建议 more than anyone else's advice I never use.
以及 听着 我很抱歉 Also, listen, I am very sorry
我和我的团队把你家弄成这样 for the way me and my crew have been treating' your place.
从今天起不会了 That changes today.
是的 我们保证会让你的公寓更干净 Yes. We promise to keep your apartment much cleaner.
等等 他为什么在打扫 Wait, why is he cleaning?
你把这头大鲨鱼加到你的团队里了吗 Did you add that giant shark to your crew?
其实 我是一头普通个头的鲨鱼 Actually, I'm a normal-sized shark,
但我想和人比起来是很大 but I suppose I am large for a man.
以及没错 我加入团队了 And yes, I'm in the crew.
很高兴能赶上进度 It's just nice to be on a schedule.
你看到他发狂的时候有多厉害了吧 Yeah, you saw what he can do when he flips out.
我能怎么拒绝呢 I mean, how am I gonna say no to that?
再说了 他电脑技术很好 Plus, he does computer good.
够了 你赶紧搬走 That's it, you're outta here!
这是正式驱逐令 This is a formal eviction notice!
你要驱逐我 为什么 You're evicting me? On what grounds?
你的租约上规定不得养宠物 Your lease says no pets!
-他 -这太歧视了 - Him! - Well, that's racist!
至少算是仇外吧 O-or at the very least xenophobic.
仇谁 Xena who?
那个拿着跟自己个头一样大的剑的比基尼小妞吗 The bikini broad with a sword as big as she is?
我爱她 I love her!
但是那头鲨鱼来了一周了 But that shark's been coming in here all week.
拜托 赛 Please, Sy.
我爱这个公寓胜过一切 I love this apartment more than anything.
我会把他们赶走的 I-I'll kick them out.
我会把他们都赶走的 I'll kick all of them out.
太晚了 你被驱逐了 亲爱的 Too late! You're evicted, honey.
至少你不用追着我们 Hey! At least you don't have to keep cleaning up
打扫房间了 对吧 after us any more, right?
因为 说实话 'Cause you know, let's be honest.
这只会越来越乱 It was really only gonna get worse.
我们可以分摊 We can split that one.
听起来不错 Sounds fair.
达米安 我做了你最喜欢吃的 Damian, I made your favorite.
不是你做的 阿尔弗雷德做的 You didn't make that. Alfred made that.
我让他做的 I made him make it.
你因为我把你从小丑手里救出来而生气吗 Are you mad because I had to save you from Joker?
不 我生气 No. I'm livid
是因为少年泰坦里除了我以外 大家都有劲敌 because everyone in Teen Titans is getting a nemesis, except me.
我要说点丢人的事了 I'm gonna say something embarrassing here.
我到20多岁 I didn't have a nemesis until
才有劲敌 my late 20s.
别安慰我 父亲 Don't patronize me, Father.
没有用的 It's unbecoming.
这是真的 It's true.
我当时没有准备好 I wasn't ready for one.
你希望你的第一个劲敌是个特殊的家伙 You want your first nemesis to be special.
一个能在你的下半辈子里都被你 Someone who you could see being your nemesis
视为劲敌的家伙 for the rest of your life.
我想你说得没错 父亲 I suppose you're right, Father.
我什么时候才能做爱 When can I start having sex?
我好像听到了蝙蝠信号 I think I hear the Bat Signal.