求你了 不要 拜托 我还有家人 Please! Please don't! Come on, I got a family!
这只是舞台效果 Now, that's just a staging kill,
但如果你喜欢火山献祭 but if volcano sacrifices is your thing,
这里最适合你了 this is the lair for you.
-我要了 -太好了 - I'll take it! - Great!
-我去拟文件 -转念一想 - I'll draw up the papers-- - Aah... You know, on the other hand,
那个巨大的骷髅头造型是不是有点太炫了 is the giant skull a bit too flashy for my brand?
我们能看看其他选择吗 Can we see some other options?
你会爱上这个的 一条从各大银行脱逃的通路 You'll love this one. A short getaway from all the major banks.
听起来就像美梦成真 在哪里 Sounds like a dream. Where is it?
你就站在上面呢 You're standing on it.
一个由鼹鼠人挖掘出的精妙地道系统 An intricate system of tunnels carved by The Mole.
我是说 我很喜欢 I mean, hey, I love it,
但我真的要 but am I really going
打造"鼹鼠女士"形象吗 for a "mole lady" vibe?
好吧 下一个 Ah, okay. Next!
玩乐
上一任租客急冻先生自己修饰了这个地方 The last tenant, Mr. Freeze, did a number on the place,
但是这个城堡是娱乐的最佳选择 but the castle is perfect for entertaining.
我觉得我的奶头 Hmm, not sure my nips
和她的小伙伴可受不了这么冷的地方 and her buds can handle this cold.
你已经看了六个据点了 You've seen six lairs.
好吧 谢谢 Okay, thank you.
我们还是到没这么冷的地方讨论吧 Let's just discuss this out of the cold.
超级恶人的据点能反应出他们是谁 A super villain's lair is a reflection of who they really are.
那么 哈莉·奎茵是谁 So, who is Harley Quinn?
这个问题很难回... That's a hard question to ans--
哈莉 你给我们买了队服吗 Harls, you got us uniforms!
自杀小队 我们叫这个名字吗 Ooh, Suicide Squad! Is that our name?
是一个一直想拉我加入的小队 Ugh, it's a group that keeps trying to get me to join.
我不想和你对[跑]台词 I don't want to run lines with you.
很好 因为我讨厌这种表达 Good! Because I despise that phrase.
马拉松才是用跑的 不是台词 People run marathons, not lines.
演员要交换真正的... Actors exchange true--
看看哈莉给我们买了什么 Look what Harley got us.
自杀小队
搞什么 Ah! Ah! Come on!
艾薇 你被驱逐了 你和这些马戏团小丑 Ivy, you're evicted! You and the circus act here
得比泡菜从我下场里排出去的速度还要快得搬出去 need to move out faster than sauerkraut through my lower intestine.
自杀小队
好的 赛 我们马上走 Yes, Sy! We're leaving in a minute.
很好 我要把这个地方给 Good. I'm showing the place to--
你的安全押金没了 That just cost you your security deposit!
不如我下次再来吧 You know what, why don't I come back another time?
不 抱歉 别走 别走 No, sorry, sorry, don't go. Don't go.
自杀小队
只是一直以来做关键决定的都是小丑 Look, it's just Joker made the big decisions.
好吧 不如我们来问你 Okay. How about we ask you
一些问题 也许这样能有帮助 some questions and maybe that'll help?
可能有用 你当初为什么要当恶人 Worth a shot. Why did you first become a villain?
是因为... Well, you know, it's because--
来了 你知道这个答案 There you go. You know this answer.
-那个... -你知道的 - Uh, well... - You know this.
我想... I guess...
-我不知道 -天啊 - I don't know. - Oh, my God.
你最崇拜的恶人是谁 What villain do you most admire?
-我不知道 -哈莉 - I don't know! - Harley!
-巧克力还是香草 -我不知道 - Chocolate or vanilla! - I don't know!
哈莉 要是你不告诉我你是谁 Harley! I can't help you, until you tell me
我帮不了你 who you are!
我不知道 我不知道 我不知道 I don't know! I don't know! I don't know!
该死 哈莉 Oh, shit. Harley?
亲爱的 你能听到吗 Honey, can you hear me?
自杀小队
"只能干洗" 干 "Dry clean only." Fuck this.
好吧 谁把哈莉弄坏了 Okay, who broke Harley?
哈莉·奎茵 第一季第五集
哈莉 你在吗 Harley, are you in there?
哥们 Dude?
住手 Whoa! Stop!
把嘴巴张开 恶魔 Unmouth her, fiend!
我只是想给她进行心肺复苏 I was just trying to give her CPR.
哈莉 醒一醒 拜托 Harley, snap out of it! Come on!
对物理刺激没有反应 Ah! No response to physical stimuli.
这可能是四级大脑冷冻 It's probably a level-four brain freeze.
神经 你能治好她吗 进到她脑子里 Psycho, can you fix her? Like, go in her brain
做你做的那种事 and do the fucking thing.
听起来像是一个博士会做的事 That sounds like something a doctor could do.
但是你的"神经"后面可没有加东西 But not someone you just referred to as "Psycho."
好吧 神经博士 Ugh, fine, Dr. Psycho!
很好 Yes!
你能修复好她吗 Can you fix her?
这算什么问题 我当然能了 Can I fix her? Of course I can fix her!
我只要溜进她的脑子里 I'm just gonna slip inside her brain,
做我做的事 谢谢 女士 do my thing, wham-bam, thank you, ma'am--
然后两分钟就搞定了 and I'm done in-a two minutes.
真恶心 你觉得我会让你一个人 Oh, fucking gross! You think I'm gonna let you creep around
猥琐地进哈莉脑子吗 变态 Harley's head without us, you perv?
-没错 变态 -你才是变态 - Yes! Perv! - You're the perv!
但是 作为专业人士 我会让你们做好准备 But, as a professional, I will tell you to prepare
我们马上要进行非常严肃 精致的 because this is serious, meticulous, neuron processing
神经元处理 we're about to undertake.
好了 大家手拉手 Now, everyone hold hands
一起绷紧你们的屁股 and squeeze your butt cheeks together.
大家没事吧 Whoa! Everyone okay?
神经呢 Where's Psycho?
神经博士 Dr. Psycho!
我真是生出了一个丑陋的孩子 What an ugly baby I have birthed.
他是软糖味的吗 在我梦里 他是软糖味的 Does he taste like fudge? In my dreams, he does.
哈莉的脑子里比我想象的 Huh, Harley's brain is much cleaner
更加干净 更加不像是哈莉 and less Harley-ish than I would have imagined.
我知道 但这是她的记忆博物馆 I know! I know. Because this is her Museum of Memories.
看 Oh! Look.
最快乐的时刻
你回家又晚了 尼克 You came home late again, Nick,
身上一股酒和婊子味 smelling like alcohol and whore.
她只是工作上的朋友 She's just a friend from work.
不要凑近我的脖子 莎伦 Stop breathing down my neck, Sharon.
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没有的东西怎么靠近 Can't breathe down what's not there,
你这个贱人 you cocksucker!
翻译 小酸奶
恭喜各位毕业生
妈妈咪呀 Mamma mia!
对于六岁女孩来说 这一段表演张力很强 It's pretty good scene work for a six-year-old.
校对 小酸奶
我很荣幸能上台致辞 I am honored to be the valedictorian,
我不想感谢任何人 and I just want to thank absolutely no one.
时间轴 无关风粤
你们都去死吧 Fuck all of ya!
校长去死 我每次下课 Fuck the principal. Fuck the shop teacher
后期 8T
都会盯着我屁股看的老师去死 that looks at my ass every time I walk out of class.
没错 我看到你了 Yeah, I see you.
大家暑期愉快 Have a great fucking summer!
总监 小酸奶
我在我姐姐的婚礼上基本也说了一样的话 I basically gave the same speech at my sister's wedding.
-哈莉 -伙计们 - Ah! Harley! - Oh, hey, guys.
等等 如果我们在哈莉脑子里 Wait. How can Harley be in here
哈莉怎么会在这里 如果哈莉在... if we're in Harley, and if Harley is--
我在接下来的20分钟内可不会去想 Yeah, I wouldn't think too hard about bringing logic
逻辑关系的事 for the next 20 minutes.
我们只是来给你进行重启的 We're just here to give you a hard reboot.
听好了 Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, listen up.
我找开关的时候 你们要遵守妓女守则 While I find the switch, you follow hooker rules.
-不得亲嘴吗 -不好意思 - No kissing on the mouth? - I'm sorry.
脱衣舞守则 Stripper rules.
只准看 不许摸 Look but don't touch.
大脑要是感觉到受威胁就会自我保护 The brain will protect itself if it feels threatened.
艾薇 我觉得我有点很不对劲 Hey, Ive, I think there's something really screwed up about me.
我要用最好的语气来说 I want to say this in just the most loving way,
但是这绝对不是最近才出现的情况 but, there's no way that this is just occurring to you now?
不 我是说 比普通的不对劲更加严重的不对劲 No, I mean, screwed up on top of the regular screwed up.
我为什么不能做出决定 I mean, why can't I make a decision?
我们现在在你的脑子里 Well, we're in your mind right now,
所以答案可能就在这里的某个地方 so the answer has to be here somewhere.
我还记得这个 Oh, I remember this!
这就是那个漂白的混蛋把我推下去 Okay, it's when that bleached asshole pushed me
把我也漂白的画面 看 and bleached mine. Look! Look!
这闪了一下 跳过了小丑把我推下去的画面 Hey, it glitched and skipped over Joker pushing me.
什...又来了 你看到了吗 Wha-- It did it again. Did you see that?
好奇怪 Whoa, that's weird.
你的一部分记忆好像缺失了 It's like a piece of your memory is missing.
艾薇 这是我的起源故事 这上面说了 Ive, this is my origin story. It says so right here.
你的起源故事就是讲述你变成你的故事 Look, your origin story's how you become who you are.
如果这个坏了 我肯定也不对劲 If it's screwed up, no surprise I am.
我们来看看 Ugh, let me see this.
大脑手动覆盖
重启时间到 Reboot time.
大脑手动覆盖
我...我可不会这么做 Um, I, uh, I wouldn't do that.
我不会... I wouldn't-- Oh!
没有人听我的话 No one listens to me!
谁碰了什么 谁碰的 Who touched something? Who did it?
我对脱衣舞守则说得还不够清楚吗 Was I not clear about the stripper rule?
我只是想碰我自己 I was just trying to touch myself!
这也是脱衣舞守则 That is a stripper rule.
你激发了大脑封锁 You triggered a brain lockdown.
我们要趁... We need to get out of here before--
趁这之前离开 现在我们被困住了 Ah! Before that happens. Now we're trapped.
这个公寓可美了 Now, this apartment's a beaut.
采光很好 正适合家庭... It's got a lot of light. Perfect place for a fami--
上帝啊 Jesus Christ!
好吧 这地方还没准备好 All right, the place isn't ready.
你们明天再回来 明天 You'll come back tomorrow. Tomorrow.
你们怎么不动 明天 出去 出去 Why aren't you moving? Tomorrow, get out. Get out!
你们忘了宝宝 You forgot the baby!
好了 我们来看看 All right, let's see now.
我们来看看 为什么把号码印得这么小 Let's see. Why do they print the numbers so small?
黑曼巴 我是沙鼠 又来了 Black Mamba, this is Gerbil, it happened again.
不不不 搞什么 我们被困在这里了吗 No, no, no, no. The fuck? Are we trapped in here?
你赶紧告诉我我们是不是被困在这里了 You need to tell me right now if we're trapped in here!
因为我要疯了 'Cause I'm gonna freak the fuck out!
我的植物们会怎么样 What's gonna happen to my plants, man?
妹子 真的得给你找几个朋友了 Girl, we need to get you friends.
"我们要和你一起去 "Oh, we wanna come with you.
我们担心你会对她进行大脑猥亵" We're afraid you're gonna mind molest her!"
看看谁才是大脑猥亵者 是你 Now who's the mind molesters? You!
你才是大脑猥亵者 You are the mind molesters!
你迷路了吗 小姑娘 Ooh, are you lost, little girl?
不用哭 小家伙 No need for tears, munchkin.
我帮你找到路 I'll help you find your way.
放开我 住手 Ow! Oh! Oh! Get off me! Oh, stop!
这个小孩要把我杀了 This little child is killing me!
为什么那个可爱的小小的你要攻击我 Why did that sweet little you attack me?
嗯 我那个年纪不可爱 其实任何年纪都不可爱 Oh, yeah, I wasn't sweet at that age. Or any age, really,
但我当时可是个小混蛋 but I was a total shit back then.
所以大脑派它来 Which is why the brain sent it.
它觉得我们是入侵者 It thinks we're intruders.
没错 如果我们死在哈莉的大脑里 And yes, if we die in Harley's mind,
我们现实中也会死 we die in real life!
《猛鬼街》守则 Ooh, Nightmare on Elm Street rules.
你对于我们现在的处境有什么有用的见解吗 Do you have any insights on what we should do here?
-快跑 -没错 我也想这么说 - Run! - Yeah, that's what I was gonna say.
迅速离开 Exit with alacrity.
哈莉们 我是哈莉 住手 Harleys, this is Harley, stop!
天啊 我讨厌脑部活动 God, I hate brain physics.
住手 我就告诉你们妈妈把化妆品藏在哪里 Hey, quit it and I'll tell you where Mom hides the makeup.
该死 我还肯定这么说有用呢 Damn it. I was sure that was gonna work.
快点 不要乱逛了 跟我来 Come on. Stop fucking around and follow me.
这里有一架电梯 We got an elevator.
从某种意义上来说 知道你一直这么坏 You know, in a way, it's almost, like, comforting to know
还让我觉得挺欣慰的 that you've always been this fucked up.
对吧 你知道吗 Yeah, isn't it? You know,
我现在开始明白 I'm starting to realize
为什么我妈妈 why my mother recycled
当初回收了那么多酒瓶 so many wine bottles back then.
虽然很有意思 但是我们赶紧离开这里吧 Fun as this has been, let's get the fuck out of here, all right?
哈莉的潜意识中的某个地方 There should be an emergency exit
应该有通往现实世界的紧急出口 to the real world in Harley's subconscious somewhere,
我觉得应该就是 which I think is this button
这个按钮 right here.
好吧 你的蠢鳍按错了按钮 Okay, your stupid fin hit the wrong button, dummy.
不要对我用鳍侮辱 Do not fin shame me.
他肯定按了视觉神经的按钮 He must have hit the button to the optic nerve.
通过别人的眼睛看东西 Ooh, looking through the eyes of another.
看来现在我们要遵守 Now it appears we're playing by
《成为约翰 · 马尔科维奇》守则 Being John Malcovich rules.
又是一个自杀邪教 Another suicide cult.
要是消息传出去 If word gets out,
我就永远没法把这个该死的公寓租出去了 I'll never be able to rent this fakakta apartment.
那我们就确保不会传出去 So let's make sure it doesn't.
漂白剂和骨锯在哪里 Where's the bleach and the bone saw?
不 没有时间了 No, no time for that.
我可不会出钱给这里重新换地毯 And I'm not paying to re-carpet this place.
-那就叫我们搞爆炸的 -他爆炸了 - So we call our explosives guy. - He exploded.
那我想只能交给虫子们了 Well, I guess eventually, the worms will get us all.
上帝啊 Oy. Jesus.
我们为什么不烧掉这个地方 好拿一笔保险呢 Why not burn down the place and take the insurance?
一点犹太之光也无伤大雅 A little Jewish lightning never hurt anyone.
放火 太天才了 A fire! Brilliant!
我们就把这些尸体放在我的旧炉子里烧掉 We'll burn the bodies in this old furnace I own!
太好了 Oh, yes!
这才是八十年代给本拉登干活的赛 There's the Sy who armed Bin Laden in the '80s.
我们开始吧 Let's do this.
合上淫荡小精灵的眼睛 行吗 Close slutty Casper's eyes, will ya?
感觉她好像在盯着我们 Feels like she's watching me.
当然了 宝贝 Sure thing, baby.
真不敢相信赛曾经是间谍 I can't believe Sy used to be like a spy.
-他真... -恶心 - He's so-- - Gross.
-你想说的是恶心 -没错 - You're looking for gross. - Yeah, that's it.
什么叫"犹太之光" What's "Jewish Lightning"?
可能是以色列黑霹雳的兄弟 Perhaps Black Lightning's Israeli cousin.
不好意思 只有我听到 Excuse me! But am I the only one who heard
他们说要把我们的身体都烧掉吗 that they're gonna burn our fucking bodies?
那就别喊了 做点什么 So, stop yapping and do something!
潜意识
哈莉 Harley,
欢迎来到你的潜意识 welcome to your subconscious.
-往右边走 -猜猜你的无线密码 - Step right. - Guess your Wi-Fi password.
-超级不安全 -玩一把游戏吧 - Wack-an-insecurity. - Try your hand at a game.
-试一试 -往右边走 - Take your chance. - Step right up.
这是在逗我吗 Ugh, are you shitting me?
我来做这个恶人 So I'm gonna go out on a limb
说你根本没有放下你的前男友 and say you're not over your ex-boyfriend.
你确定这个闪一下的故障 I mean, are you sure that this glitch
仅仅出现在你的起源故事里吗 is just in your origin story?
没错 你 年轻的女士 Yes, you, young lady,
涂着脏兮兮的口红 the one with the smeared lipstick
现在对我余情未了的这个 who is still clearly obsessed with me.
要试试一个高难度的游戏吗 Try your luck at a game of skill?
赢得爸爸的爱 Win Daddy's Love!
嗯 没有兴趣 Yeah, don't bother with that one.
我知道肯定做过手脚 Oh, I know it's rigged.
好了 大家分头行动 Come on! Everybody, spread out
找到紧急出口 好吗 and just look for the emergency exit, all right?
快点 Come on!
死路
我们被困住了 我愿意用一切 We are trapped! What I wouldn't give
换取扭转乾坤的力量 for a deus ex machina right now!
跟我来 我知道路 Follow me. I know the way.
很抱歉你没有得到你说的什么力量 Sorry, you didn't get that machina you were talking about.
但至少 那家伙凭空出现 But at least, that guy showed up
莫名其妙地拯救了我们 out of nowhere to save us for no reason.
就是这里 谢谢你帮助我们 Hey, hey, this is it! Thank you for helping us...
不管你是谁 whoever the fuck you are.
天啊 这是11岁的弗兰基·穆尼兹 Oh, my God! It's 11-year old Frankie Muniz!
你好 哈莉 Hi, Harley.
他知道我的名字 我要死了 He knows my name. I could die!
是啊 一点都不可怕 Yeah, this isn't creepy.
不 不是这样的 No, it's not like that at all.
是的 我小时候对他很痴迷 Yeah, you know, I had a major crush on him when I was a kid.
我猜那不一样吧 Well, I guess that's different.
你知道的 我本来打算绑架他 嫁给他 Yeah, you know, I was planning to kidnap him, marry him.
然后等我们进入青春期 Then once we hit puberty,
我就要告诉他我进行了避孕 I was gonna tell him that I was taking birth control,
但其实并没有 but then, like, not take it,
然后我就怀了他的孩子 and I get pregnant with his kid!
-又变得可怕了 我知道是怎么回事 - And back to creepy. - Yeah, I know what's going on here.
他是哈莉最真的爱 He was Harley's truest love.
所以她头脑中有理智的一小部分 So, some small, sane part of her brain
给她送了一个他来拯救我们 sent her a vision of him to help us.
没错 祝你好运 哈莉 That's right. Good luck, Harley.
顺便 你一直在你卧室里 BTW, all those times you stared at
盯着我的照片时 我也在盯着你 my poster in your bedroom, I was staring back.
-我就知道 -保重 - I knew it! - Take care.
走吧 Let's go.
有两个老家伙准备在海军刑事调查处来之前 There's two geriatrics trying to burn our bodies
把我的身体都烧了呢 before NCIS comes on.
我都忘了 You know, I forgot how much fun
搬运和销毁尸体有多有趣了 moving and then destroying dead bodies is.
没有比心脏停跳 Nothing gets the heart racing
更让人心跳加速的东西了 like one that's stopped completely.
格尔达 Ah, Golda.
你有没有后悔过没有一起生个间谍小孩 Do you ever regret not having spy kids together?
没有 我有正常的小孩和正常的孙子 Nah. I have normal kids and normal grandkids.
我现在过着正常的生活 赛 I lead a normal life now, Sy.
如果现在还不算晚呢 Ah, well, what if it's not too late?
我现在依然有我的杀戮执照呢 Eh? I still have my license to kill.
那是你的退休协会卡 That's your AARP card.
好吧 杀戮的东西也在这里 Oh! Yeah, well, the kill thing is in here somewhere.
我也许是老了 吉尔达 I may be old, Golda,
但是没有什么我应付不了的事 but there's nothing I can't handle.
邻居家的小孩子 Well, the neighborhood kids
叫我恐怖机械男可不是没有原因的 don't call me Old Scary Machine Man for nothing.
这怪兽适合你 Now, there's a monster for you.
感激让这堆废铁动起来 Come on, get that piece of rust working.
上 上 然后 Up! Up! And--
没有柴油了 Hey, I'm out of diesel.
快点 快点 Come on, come on.
紧急出口
他们可能正在加热炉子呢 They're probably heating up the furnace right now.
-那是 -压抑记忆岛吗 是的 - Is that-- - Repressed Memory Island? Yeah.
你的可怕记忆都存放在那里 That's where you keep all your screwed-up memories.
相信我 你绝对不想接近的 Trust me, you do not want to go anywhere near it.
艾薇 你还记得我的起源故事里闪了一下吗 Ive, remember the glitch in my origins story?
你觉得那是压抑的记忆之类的东西吗 Oh, so you think it's like a repressed memory or something?
对 就在那座岛上 Right. And it's on that island.
那我们就得去了 Oh, then we gotta go.
我刚刚怎么说那座岛的 And what did I just say about going to that island?
我们要是不赶紧离开你的大脑 We are all going to be burned to death
就要全部被烧死了 if we don't leave your mind right now!
好吧 那你们去 我不走 Okay, fine. Then you go. I'm not leaving.
在现实世界里 我依然会保持僵硬 In the real world I'm still catatonic,
紧急出口
滴着口水 drooling all over myself.
好吧 她做出了选择 走吧 Okay, she made her choice. Let's go.
-我要和哈莉一起去 -我就知道 - I'm going with Harley. - Of course you are.
她是你唯一的朋友 She's your only friend.
没错 但我是故意的 That's true. But that's by design,
因为我觉得她是唯一值得我做朋友的人 because she's the only human being I think is worth a shit.
泥脸 哈莉给你这份工作前 Hey, Clayface, how many acting jobs
你得到过多少演出的机会 did you get before Harley gave you one?
我扮演过《神犬巴迪》里 Well, I filled in for the dog
那条狗 因为原来的那条狗 that played Air Bud, when he was run over
在最后一天的拍摄前被我压死了 by me the second to the last day of shooting.
-好吧 我加入 -神经 - You know what? I'm in. - And, Psycho,
是谁在全世界最烂的人 who took you in when literally,
都把你拒之门外的时候 接纳了你 the worst people on the planet turned you away?
好吧 我加入 Fine! I'm in.
-鲨鱼王 别忘了那次... -我加入 - And, King Shark, let's all remember the time-- - I'm in!
谢天谢地 因为我没有东西好说 Oh, thank God, 'cause I had nothing.
好了 博士 帮助你的病人 All right, Doctor, help your patient.
好了 好了 我有个计划 All right, all right, all right, I got a plan.
我们会很开心的 和我们一起玩 We'll have fun! Hey, come play with us.
我们会很开心的 We'll have fun.
和我们一起玩 Come play with us.
要是我下去了 我也要把你们这些小混蛋都拖下来 If I go down, I'm taking all you little shits with me!
计划不是这样的 That was not the plan!
我们会保护你 哈莉 We got your back, Harls.
伙计们 Oh, you guys.
我们可能完蛋了 We might be fucked.
你们真的应该走的 You guys totally should have left.
哈莉·奎茵 Harley Quinn,
能和你共事真的是我莫大的荣幸 it has been the utmost pleasure to serve in your company.
泥脸 不 Clayface, no!
我爱你 弗兰基 I love you, Frankie.
让我生宝宝 Give me babies!
你们好 我就是弗兰基·穆尼兹 Well, hello, it is I, Frankie Muniz!
我爱你 弗兰基 I love you, Frankie.
去他们的 Ah, screw this.
我们要怎么去那座岛 Now, how the hell are we gonna get to that island?
真不敢相信 I cannot believe this.
这简直是最不可能 I mean, it is just the most unlikely set of circumstances
需要我这么一个70%鲨鱼血统的人 that would put me about 70% shark, in a situation
来做需要百分百鲨鱼血统才能做到的事 that pretty much demands a mostly shark man.
我们到了 Oh, we made it!
只有我觉得这里有点热吗 Is it me, or is it getting kind of warm around here?
赛 火烧得很旺了 Sy, the fire's good and hot.
我们等的就是这一刻 开始焚烧吧 Then what are we waiting for! Let's get to cremating!
焚烧 Cremate!
*激动地焚烧* *Crem-ing in the at-ing*
*我们焚烧出激动* *And we're at-ing in the crem-ing*
*我们走入火焰* *We''re going in the fire*
这里为什么看上去像阿卡姆 Why does it look like Arkham?
因为你的变态大脑想要死死地 Because your sick brain is trying to lock up memories
压抑你的记忆 所以不要看 so vile that you repress them, so do not look--
好吧 我到底为什么要提醒你 Okay, why do I even try?
爸爸的工作会议什么时候结束 When's Daddy done with his business meeting?
够了 That's enough.
"如果你再次违反限制令 "If you violate the restraining order again,
弗兰基·穆尼兹
穆尼兹将会采取法律行动" Mr. Muniz will take legal action."
马上就会再次见面的 弗兰基 Muah! See ya soon, Frankie.
所以我才进了少管所 So that's why I went to juvie.
不得靠近
小布丁 就是在这里 哈琳·奎泽尔跳下去 Here we are, puddin'. Dive in as Harleen Quinzel,
哈莉·奎茵将会站起来 and rise as Harley Quinn!
我美丽的造物 My beautiful creation.
看 来了 就是那个混蛋 Okay, look, here it comes. Here's when that piece of shit
把我推进酸里的时候 pushes me in the acid.
如果你爱我 那就跳吧 If you love me, then jump!
你就会永远都是我的了 And you'll be mine forever.
梦想就会成真了 小布丁 A dream come true, puddin'.
等等 不 Wait! No!
你没事吧 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you okay?
一直以来我都以为是他推了我 This whole time I thought he pushed me.
那不是我的选择 That it wasn't my choice.
但...其实就是 But it... it was.
你和你自己说一切都超出你的掌控 Whoa, so you told yourself it was out of your control?
是的 因为怪他 Yeah, because it was easier
比接受事实更容易接受 to blame him than accept the truth.
那事实到底是什么 And the truth being, what, exactly?
这一直都是我的选择 That it was always my choice.
我一直以来都可以掌控 That I was in control all along.
我现在依然可以 And I still am.
如果你爱我 那就跳吧 If you love me, then jump.
你就永远都会是我的了 And you'll be mine forever.
-不了 -什么 - Hard pass. - Wha-- what?
我说不 笨蛋 I said no, idiot.
但是你必须要跳 你无法改变 But you have to jump, you can't change this.
这已经发生了 这是你的起源故事 I mean, it's already happened. It's your origin story!
错 这不是我的起源故事 Wrong. It's not my origin story.
我真正的起源故事并不是发生在这里 My real origin story didn't happen here.
还是发生在你的据点 It happened in your lair.
我不是穿着这套衣服 Uh, I wasn't wearing this costume.
相信我 And believe me,
我没有说你就是我的梦想成真 I wasn't saying you were a dream come true.
我说了"你去死吧" I was saying, "Go fuck yourself!"
哈莉 别胡说了 我... Harley, stop this nonsense. I--
我知道你觉得是你创造了我 任何人都没有创造我 I know you think you created me, but no one did!
不是我的操蛋父母没有把我变成这样 My fucked-up parents didn't make me the way I am.
也不是杰西卡·萨纳 Neither did Jessica Sarner
骗整个夏令营的人说 when she fucking lied to the whole camp
我被一匹马破处的时候 and said I lost my virginity to a horse!
一匹马 A horse!
也不是那些因为杰西卡·萨纳出事 Or, those cops who questioned me for hours
而盘问了我好几个小时的警察 about what happened to Jessica Sarner.
你也绝对 And you sure as hell
没有创造我 小布丁 didn't fucking create me, puddin'.
是吧 我给了你名字 Yeah? Well, I named you.
你从哈琳·奎泽尔里想出了哈莉·奎茵 You got Harley Quinn out of Harleen Quinzel?
干得好 天才 Nice work, genius!
你没有创造我 小丑 是我创造了自己 You didn't make me, Joker. I made myself.
但是你无法改变你的记忆 But you can't change your memories!
这不是《美丽心灵的永恒阳光》的守则 This isn't Eternal Sunshine rules.
我的头脑有我的守则 My mind. My rules.
恢复理智 Sanity restored.
算是吧 谢了 伙计 我欠你们一个大人情 Kinda. Thanks, gang. I owe you everything.
有人看到泥脸了吗 Has anyone seen Clayface?
没有 因为她的小疯子把他杀了 No! Because her little psycho shits killed him!
没有 Did not!
抱歉我伪装成那样 Apologies for the disguise.
我必须要"混进去"才能阻止哈莉的童年恶魔 I had to "go native" to thwart Harley's younger demons.
我们很高兴你还活着 Oh, we're just glad you're alive.
谢谢 朋友...我硬了 Thank you, frie-- Oh, I'm getting hard!
搞什么 Please!
我的阴茎没有勃起 是我的腿 My phallus is not erect. It's my leg.
不 他进了熔炉 Oh, no, he's in the furnace!
快点 快点 赶紧去出口 Aah! Come on! Come on! To the exit, now!
一 二 And a one and a two--
他们还活着 该死 赛 They're still alive. Damn it, Sy.
又是秘鲁的事重演 我要走了 This is Peru all over again. I'm outta here.
什么叫"走了" What do you mean, "Outta here"?
你要去哪里 你要去哪里 Where're ya going? Where're ya going?
-我受够这堆破事了 -别受够 - I'm done with this shit. - Don't be done.
我们正忙着呢 We're in the middle of a thing.
-不 我结束了 -你总是中途退出 - No. I'm at the end. - You were always a quitter!
你还想杀了我们 Oh, and you tried to kill us.
胡说 你...你干什么 Nonsense! What are you-- What are you doing?
你看上去很冷 You looked cold.
我做了任何好公民会做的事 So I did what any good citizen would do.
我把你们带到了废弃的商场 I brought you to a dead mall
在废弃的披萨炉子里给你们暖暖 and heated you up in an abandoned pizza oven.
不客气 说完了 You're welcome. We're done here.
就是这里 伙计们 我们找到了 This is it. Guys, we found it.
什么 肝炎吗 What? Like hepatitis?
不 我们的新据点 No, our new lair.
这是什么并不重要 Look, it doesn't matter what it is.
因为据点无法定义我们 'Cause the lair doesn't define us.
我们才能定义据点 We define the lair.
我们能定义个别的吗 这看上去很恶心 Uh-huh. Can we define a different one? This one's gross.
不行 这个是免费的 No, this one's free.
怎么可能 The hell it is.
这个高级购物中心 This premium shopping destination
一个月要收十万 runs 100 grand a month.
我出一美元 这样我就因为你想活活烧死我们 I'm offering a dollar. And I won't kill you right now
而马上把你杀了 for trying to burn us alive.
成交 一个条件 Deal. On one condition.
你让我加入你的活动里 You let me come along on some of your heists.
在你们这些尸体边转悠让我感觉重新有了活力 Lugging around your dead husks made me feel alive again.
老子回来了 宝贝 I want back in the game, baby!
你的确把六具"尸体" Well, you did manage to carry
都搬进了披萨炉子 这的确很了不起 six bodies to a pizza oven. I mean, that's not nothing.
成交 Deal.
别担心 常有的事 Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't worry. It happens all the time.
有人有十字螺刀吗 Anyone have a Philips head?