《都市绿植》
真是太棒了 Oh, that was awesome!
所有人的表现都超级棒 Everyone brought their A-game!
神经 你让霸王龙的骨架活了过来 I mean, Psycho, when you made those T-Rex bones just come to life
追着保安跑 么么 and then chase that guard... Mwah!
等等 你们偷了图特王的尸身吗 Wait, did you just steal King Tut's body?
我本来还打算周日去看的呢 Ugh, I was going to see that on Sunday.
看 你现在能禽兽摸了 See it? Now you can touch it.
嗯 但进博物馆后从来没有那种 Yeah, but I've never been, like, in a museum
"真希望能碰碰这具尸体"的感觉 and thought, "Oh, I wish I could touch this dead body."
那肯定有人想摸 Uh, well, someone must wanna
因为这玩意的把守可严了 'cause it was under heavy guard.
以及我们正需要一张新箱式凳 And, we needed a new ottoman.
我们会习惯的 We'll get used to it.
新闻上肯定全是我们的信息 The news must be all over this.
我们来看看恶人官网上是怎么说我们的 Let's see what they're sayin' about us on Villainy.Evil.
嗅嗅
等等 什么 Wait... What?
克格勃野兽被提名加入毁灭军团 "太棒了"
克格勃野兽被提名加入毁灭军团 KGBeast's getting nominated for the Legion of Doom?
我比他强多了 I'm way better than him.
评论区肯定吵翻了 People must be freaking out in the comments.
"早该加入了 太好了" "This was long overdue. Yay."
"和他合作过三起暗杀 "Worked with him on three assassinations.
特别专业 So professional.
没有比这家伙更厉害的人了" Couldn't have happened to a better guy."
去你妈的 更厉害的人 Screw you, better guy.
要怎样才能被提名 What the hell does it take to get nominated?
看 有一条说到你 Ooh, look, here's one about you,
"为什么没有人提哈莉·奎茵 "Why's no one talking about Harley Quinn?
我提名她坐在我的脸上 I'd like to nominate her to sit on my face."
好吧... Okay, well, that... Mm.
我应该先看完的 Should have read it through.
你要不要试试用言语表达就行了 Um, do you wanna just, like, use your words?
我这两个月来 I've been busting my ass to get
殚精竭虑地想要吸引毁灭军团的注意 noticed by the Legion for the last two months.
我做了所有能做的事 I've done everything there is to do.
你是说我们做了 You mean we've done?
是的 我用的是团体版的"我" Yeah, I was using the royal "I."
抱歉失态了 我没事了 Sorry for the rant. I'm, I'm, I'm fine now.
好了 现在真的没事了 Okay, now I'm fine.
我注意到你今天特别"哈莉"范 Hey, so, I can't help but notice you're being extra Harley today.
我只是真的想说 And I just, honestly,
我不明白你为什么这么执着于毁灭军团 I don't understand your obsession with the Legion of Doom.
那些家伙都是一群混蛋 I mean, those guys are genuinely pieces of shit.
你说得没错 Uh, yeah. Obviously.
但是小丑只会把这些混蛋 But those pieces of shit
当做和他平等的人物 are the only people Joker ever treated as equals.
我只有加入了军团才能和他平起平坐 I'll never match up to him unless I'm in the Legion, too.
好吧 你的意思是 Okay, so, what you're saying is
你没有放下你的前任 you're not over your ex,
你想用你的成功打他的脸 and you wanna throw your success in his face.
没错 Exactly.
说实话 这可能是 Honestly, that might be
你说过的最有逻辑的话了 the most relatable thing you've ever said.
好了 伙计们 我要点子 All right, people, listen, I want ideas.
能让我们被毁灭军团发现的点子 Somethin' that's gonna get us on the Legion of Doom's radar.
我可以联系我的老伙计 汉克·基辛格 I could call my old pal Hank Kissinger.
他肯定有一些他搞不定的战争犯罪 I'm sure he hasa few war crimes he never pulled off.
我知道我们是罪犯 I know we're criminals,
但我们是战争罪犯那种级别的吗 but are we really war criminals?
没有人会觉得自己是战争罪犯 No one thinks they're a war criminal,
然后你就会发现你在协助一个分离主义运动 then you find yourself aiding a separatist movement
推翻一个民主选举出来的领袖 to overthrow a democratically elected leader
你就突然变成战争罪犯了 and boom, you're a war criminal.
也许我们可以去偷点新的电脑 Maybe we could steal some new computers
因为你刚刚砸烂了我的 'cause that one you smashed was mine.
就是这个 韦恩科技 That's it. WayneTech.
你想合法地购买电脑吗 You wanna legally purchase computers?
我想的可不是合法的 I wasn't thinkin' legal,
我想的也不是电脑 and I wasn't thinking computers.
我们要去抢布鲁斯·韦恩了 We're gonna rob Bruce Wayne.
哈莉·奎茵 第一季第六集
韦恩科技
好了 我们的目标就是这个 All right, this is what we're going after.
科技速递 韦恩科技成功了 隐形摩托车
真美 It's beautiful.
而且在26楼 And on the 26th floor.
不错 我们要怎么把它运下来 Cool. How we gonna get it down?
我们用《速度与激情7》的法子 We'll Fast and Furious 7 it.
伙计们 有一幕就是他们开着一辆车 Guys, that's the one where they shoot a car
从一幢摩天大楼飞到另一幢摩天大楼 from one skyscraper into another skyscraper.
但是最终还是讲家庭的剧情 But, you know, ultimately, they're just all about family.
泥脸 启动"呆瓜脸行动" Clayface, activate "Operation Douche."
先生 拜托 你有没有见到我的女儿 Uh, sir, please, have you seen my daughter?
我是说 严格上来说 我不是她的父亲 I mean well, technically, I'm not her father.
我是说 上帝给了我同情心这个诅咒 这... I mean, you see, the Lord hath cursed me with empathy, it's...
是我妻子出轨了 for my wife strayed.
这个故事很复杂 It's an emotionally complex tale,
如果你有两个小时的空余时间 that, if you have two hours to spare,
我可以和你说说我的悲惨故事 I can burden you with my tale of woe.
哈莉 谢谢你这次让我用我的脑子 Harley, thank you for letting me use my brains, for once.
很多人不会让我做我自己 Most people don't let me be who I am.
好吧 我明白我们要做什么了 Ooh, okay, I see what we're workin' with here.
我可以黑入前三道门 I can hack the first three doors,
但是那房间入口的虹膜扫描器得靠你了 but the retinal scanner at the entrance to the room is on you.
24 24,
25 25,
26 26.
到了 Here we go.
该死 Oh, shit.
为什么把她放下就这么温柔 Now why was she put down so gently?
因为她不是一个应该被扔进井底的 Um, because she's not a misogynist troll
厌女巨魔 that should be living in a well?
神经 集中注意力 Psycho, focus.
权限确认
更加禁止入内的区域
亲眼看更美了 It's even more beautiful in person.
听着 你能不能赶紧用你的扭扭乐拿到这辆车 Listen, could you do your dumb twisty twirls and get the bike,
我们就能离开这里了 so we can get the hell out of here?
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更加禁止入内的区域
喂 你到底在干什么 Hello, what the hell are you doing?
翻译 小酸奶
更加禁止入内的区域
偷这里面的东西 这里"更加禁止入内" Stealing whatever's in here, it's "Even more restricted."
太好了 Oh, perfect.
校对 小酸奶
"更加禁止入内" "Even more restricted."
你才是神经 You're the psycho.
别忘了 那不是我第一次戴绿帽子 Mind you, that wasn't the first time I was cuckolded--
时间轴 无关风粤
我激发了警报 我们赶紧离开这里 I called an audible. Let's get the hell out of here.
后期 8T
封锁
总监 小酸奶
我的胳膊 My arm.
太晚了 我们要走了 It's too late. We got to go.
但是我的胳膊 But my arm.
你刚激发了警报 You just called an audible.
我们就不能再激发一次 拿回我的手臂吗 Can't we call another one and get my limb?
你就不能再长一个吗 Can't you just grow a new one?
神经去哪里了 And where the fuck is Psycho?
那是... Is that the...
我是金色的上帝 I am a golden god.
该死 Ah. Damn it.
上帝啊 Fuckin' hell.
你这个小贱人 Oh, you little bitch.
你不是... Oh, don't you--
吉姆 怎么了 Jim, what's wrong?
是小芭 Ah... It's Barb.
她和别人上床了 You know, she's sleeping with someone else.
最糟糕的是 我不能怪她 And the worst part, I can't blame her.
一个女人的爱人整天 I mean, a woman can only go so long
死气沉沉的双眼里只有她时 watching the dead eyes of her lover thrust atop her,
她肯定会另觅新欢 before she looks for something new.
那你联系我不是因为有人闯入韦恩集团吗 So, you didn't call me about the break-in at Wayne Enterprises?
什么 不 What? No.
是因为我婚姻的破裂 Oh, this is about the break-down of my marriage.
这是紧急信号 The signal is for emergencies.
-好吧 -紧急 - Well... - Emergencies.
你太滥用了 You've abused it.
我的私人生活现在一团糟 Look, my personal life is a mess right now,
我想着和我的朋友聊一聊 and I thought I could talk about that with my friend.
我们是同事 We're co-workers.
哈莉从韦恩集团偷走了非常尖端的技术 Harley stole some highly sensitive tech from Wayne Enterprises.
那东西到了她手里 后果不堪设想 In her hands, it could be catastrophic.
那我去处理 Oh, well, then, I'm on it,
同事 co-worker.
给 犯罪现场的证据 Here, evidence from the crime scene.
-那是什么 -问问你自己吧 - Yeah, what's that? - Ask it yourself.
你曾经是一个很棒的警察 You used to be such a damn good cop.
我现在依然是 I damn still am.
证明给我看 Prove it.
真是太棒了 Oh, that was awesome.
所有人的表现都很棒 Everyone kicked major ass.
神经 你冻住那个保安的时候 么么 I mean, Psycho, when you froze that security guard, mwah!
不许你用该死的意大利主厨湿吻 Ah-uh. Don't you dare Italian chef finger kiss
形容刚刚那场灾难 any part of that disaster.
你破坏了计划 You screwed up the plan.
我准备好来一票了 I'm ready for the heist,
绝对会很美味的 and it's-a gonna be-a delicious.
该死 我错过那一票了 对吧 Shit. I missed the heist, didn't I?
如果那也算一票的话 If you could call it that.
泥脸失去了一只手 Clayface lost his arm.
不 不 没关系 No, no, it's fine.
我只要在接下来的生涯中扮演独臂角色吧 I'll just play one-armed characters for the rest of my career.
也许《127小时》会有续作 Perhaps they'll make a sequel to 127 Hours.
一直有轻微的嗡嗡声 There has been light buzz.
你们的想法都太狭隘了 You guys are thinkin' small-time, all right?
这比那辆车更加重要 This is a way bigger score than that bike.
这东西是一个 This, this thing is a...
高科技装置 a highly classified technological device
它能让毁灭军团的人都大吃一惊 that's gonna blow the minds of the Legion of Doom.
你根本不知道这能干什么 对吧 You have no idea what that does, do you?
我知道 Yes, I do.
这个... Something...
能用按钮的东西 Something button related?
不管怎么样 这显然很重要 Look, either way, it is obviously important.
新闻上肯定都在放我们这一票 I bet you this heist's all over the news.
看 我就是这个意思 I mean, look, this is what I'm talkin' about.
恶人官网 哈莉·奎茵大获全胜了吗 懦弱评论家评价最新罪案
连懦弱评论家都发表评论了 We even got reviewed by The Cowled Critic.
毁灭军团只会看他的评论 I mean, he's like the only reviewer the Legion of Doom reads.
懦弱评论者 超级恶人评论中不得不看的
好了 我今天了解到一件事 懦粉们 All right, I learned something today, Cowlheads,
那就是 哈莉·奎茵和她的团队 and that is Harley Quinn and her crew
不配加入任何军团 aren't worthy of Legionnaires' disease,
不配
更别提毁灭军团了 let alone the Legion of Doom.
-等等 什么 -但我对一个接受全宇宙公敌 - Wait, what? - But what should I have expected
神经博士以及他的淫荡新女友毒藤女的团队 when the crew has the universally hated Dr. Psycho,
本来就没有指望 and his hussy new girlfriend, Poison Ivy.
滚吧 Oh, fuck off.
这简直就是胡扯 That is completely out of context.
我就知道我应该让你摔死 I knew I should've let you fall to your death.
更别提最大的阻碍 And the piece de resistance?
哈莉·奎茵实在太无能了 Harley Quinn is so inept,
她甚至丢下了她的一名成员 she left behind a member of her own team
此人正在哥谭警方的手里 who is now in the hands of the Gotham Police.
他在说谁 What the hell's he talkin' about?
我们都完完整整地回来了 We all made it back in one piece.
不算是 Not exactly.
告诉我哈莉·奎茵在哪里 Tell me where Harley Quinn is.
我只想回去找我爸爸 I just wanna get back to my dad.
好吧 好吧 All right. Okay, okay.
好吧 Well, okay.
不如你和我说说他的事 How about if you tell me about him?
我不行 因为我不能和陌生人说话 I can't, 'cause I'm not supposed to talk to strangers.
但我不是陌生人 Oh, but I'm not a stranger.
不 我叫吉姆 No, my name is Jim.
我是一个努力工作的警探 有一个美丽的妻子 I'm a hardworking detective with a beautiful wife
尽管我对她像对待女王一般 为她做一切事 who won't touch me even though I treat her like a queen
她也不愿意碰我 and do everything for her.
一切 Everything! -
但那不是你的问题 But that's not your problem.
我觉得她听起来不大友好 Well, she doesn't sound like a friend to me.
我就是这么和愿意听我说话的任何人说的 That's exactly what I've been saying to anyone who would listen to me.
没有人愿意听 Which is no one.
但是我们现在要说的不是这个 But that's not what we're here to talk about.
但也许应该说一说 吉姆 But maybe it should be, Jim.
天啊 你说得对 My God, you're right...
那么 它知道你知道的一切吗 So, it knows everything you know?
是的 我们已经说过了 Yes, we've been over this.
我的手臂是我的一部分 My arm is a piece of me.
但它不会透露我们的藏身处 But it wouldn't give away our location,
出卖我们 或者指证我们吧 turn us in, testify against us, would it?
谁知道呢 它就像个孩子 Who knows? It's like a kid.
它为了得到表扬什么都会做 It'll do anything for approval.
不知道是从谁身上学的 Huh, wonder where it got that from.
要是它全捅出来 懦弱评论家就开心坏了 Ugh, if he squeals, the Cowled Critic will have a field day,
毁灭军团也永远不会接纳我了 and the Legion of Doom will never take me.
但是 最重要的是 我们下半辈子都要在监狱了 But, mostly, we'll all be in prison for the rest of our lives.
没错 还有那个 Oh, yeah, that, that too.
我永远没法找回我失去的小小右手了 And I'll never get my lost, little right hand man back.
对 对 还有那个 Yeah, that, that, that too, too.
你们知道吗 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you know what,
我觉得我这句话是为大家说的 I think I speak for everyone when I say
这他妈真是太蠢了 that this is completely fucking stupid.
你能不能现在炒了我 让我马上失业 Can you please fire me now, so I can get some unemployment?
好了 大家哪里都别想去 Okay. No one's going anywhere.
因为我们要救出你的手臂 'Cause we're gonna rescue your arm.
我们要闯入哥谭市警局 We are gonna break into the Gotham City Police Department.
要是我们成功了 军团肯定会马上联系我们 If we pull it off, the Legion'll call us in no time.
泥脸也会有两根手臂了 Oh, and Clayface will have two arms.
听着 我也很想去 支持你 但是 Look, I'd love to come along, and support you but--
但是你想找到那个 But ya wanna find the critic
说你是我团队里最大的老鼠屎的评论家 that said you're the biggest fuck up on my crew
把他菊花撕烂 我明白 我明白 and tear him a new asshole, I get it, I get it.
我不允许有人诽谤我 I will not be slandered.
我来帮你 我来帮你揍他 I'll help. I'll help you smack him around a little bit.
-什么 -当然是为了你 - What? - For you. Obviously.
我可不能让一个匿名混蛋 I mean, I can't let this anonymous asshole
随便污蔑我最好的朋友 talk shit about my best friend, right?
艾薇 你愿意为我伤害他吗 Aw, Ive, you'd hurt him for me?
当然了 Yes. Absolutely.
还因为他说我是个神经 And because he claimed I'm fucking Psycho.
但主要是为你 宝贝 But mostly for you, babe.
但也是为我 But also for me.
但是为你 为我们 But for you. For us.
这不重要 我们走吧 It's fine. Let's go.
真不敢相信那个又老又坏的蝙蝠侠 I can't believe that bad old Batman
拿走了你的特殊信号灯 took away your special signal.
我帮他破了这么多案子 After all the cases I've helped him solve.
每次脏活都是我干 I'm the one that does the grunt work.
我只希望偶尔 All I ask is that occasionally
我的妻子情感上拒绝做爱时 他愿意聆听 when my wife is emotionally distant during sex, he listens.
不是指做爱 Not to the sex,
而是听我说... But, to me, talking about the...
对 Yeah.
吉姆 你听上去是个很棒的警察 Jim, you sound like a really good cop.
我已经很久 You know, it's just been so long
没有听别人这么说过了 我本来... since I've heard someone else say that, I was...
我本来都在怀疑这句话到底是不是真的了 I was just starting to wonder if it was really true.
我觉得是真的 朋友 It's true to me... friend.
警局
独臂的警官 我脑子里充满了剧本 A one armed officer... The stories my mind is weaving.
他怎么会失去手臂呢 一次交火吗 也许吧 Ooh. How could he lose it? A shootout? Maybe.
一次爆炸 有可能 我知道了 是糖尿病[一般是先足部发生糖尿病病变哦] An explosion? Perhaps! I know, diabetes!
那等他们逮捕我后 我就显露鲨鱼形态 So, when they arrest me, I go full shark
制造混乱 支开注意力吗 and start a riot to cause a distraction?
是的 简单得一 二... Yep! Easy as one, two--
鲨鱼 Shark!
鲨鱼王
好吧 B计划 泥脸 你去支开他们 Okay, okay. Plan B. Clayface, you gotta distract 'em.
真天才 警察喜欢什么 Brilliant! Hm, what do cops love?
又是我 你的警官朋友 It is I again, your fellow officer.
伙伴 我带来了坏消息 Hello, chums. I come baring horrible news!
小丑绑架了布鲁斯·斯普林斯汀 Joker has kidnapped Bruce Springsteen.
有混蛋偷走了老大 Some rat fuck stole The Boss!
别担心 老大 Don't worry, The Boss.
我们来救你了 老大 We're coming for you, Boss!
喂 我丈夫被杀了 Hello? My husband's been murdered
杀人犯还在房子... and the killer's still in the ho--
哈莉藏身处可能点
来吧 告诉我哈莉的藏身处在哪里 Come on. Just tell me where Harley's lair is.
我是你的朋友 他们不是 你自己说的 I'm your friend, not them. You said it yourself.
你是认真的吗 You mean that?
你不是假装的吗 You're not just pretending?
我不会骗你的 Well, I'm not gonna lie to you.
我本来想骗你 但你听我 I was, but then you listened to me
详细地分析了我和我妻子之间 graphically explain the problematic intercourse
问题百出的性生活 而且... I'm having with my wife and...
该死 你根本没有批判我 Well, gosh darn it, you didn't judge me.
吉姆 你无法批判你不理解的东西 Well, Jim, you can't judge what you don't understand.
天啊 你好睿智 God, you're so wise.
谢谢你 朋友 Aw, thanks, friend.
你知道吗 我要告诉你藏身点在哪里 You know what? I'm gonna tell you where the lair is.
藏身点在... The lair is on--
-什么都别说 -我的孩子 - Don't tell him anything! - My child!
把手给我 戈登 快点 Give us The Arm, Gordon. Now!
吉姆 别让他们带走我 Oh, Jim, don't let 'em take me.
你需要 对吗 因为我是...正据 You need me, right? 'Cause I'm... I'm epidence?
等等 疯小子 Ho-ho-hold on there, crazy guy.
你不仅仅只是"正据" You're a lot more than just "Epidence."
我不会让这些禽兽碰你 And I'm not going to let these animals touch you.
如果你有耳朵 赶紧用你的手指堵上 If you've got ears, stick your fingers in 'em right now
因为我要执行公务了 because I'm about to work blue.
我要用子弹干死你们 I'm gonna fuck you to death with bullets!
你找到了懦弱评论家的家 因为你... So, you found The Cowled Critic's house because you--
通过小道消息听到的[葡萄藤] 没错 真的 Heard it through the grapevine. Yeah, it is a real thing.
该死 是你 当然是你了 Oh, shit. It's you. Of course, it's you!
-她是谁 -我的前妻 - Who's she? - My ex-wife.
你为什么来我男友家 Why are you at my boyfriend's house?
快问快答 你们的做爱...怎么样 Quick side bar. How did this work... sexually?
不大好 Not great!
我应该想起来了 Oh, I should have called this!
我知道你就是懦弱评论家 I know you're The Cowled Critic!
你在评论里说我和这堆杂草是一对 You gave that review sayin' me and chick weed here are a couple.
你以为我在乎你和你的绿草婊吗 You think I care about you and your jolly green whore?
好吧 我就站在这里 Okay. I'm standing right here.
我没有时间发表什么评论 I don't have time to give some review.
我忙着享受我新男友的口活 I'm too busy getting cunnilingus from my new boyfriend,
-布拉德 他特别厉害 -拜托 - Brad, who's amazing at it. - Oh, come on.
弱小的男人才会这么做 Only weak men do that.
我的天 Oh, fuckin' hell!
给我电话 换句话说 Call me. In other news,
如果评论不是你写的 那是谁 if you didn't write the review, who did?
父亲 Father.
赫尔曼 Herman?
把手给我们 戈登 Just give us The Arm, Gordon.
那你得先干掉我 You'll have to kill me first!
他是我的朋友 我唯一的朋友 He's my friend. My only friend!
那蝙蝠侠呢 What about Batman?
他不是朋友 He's no friend.
现在蝙蝠侠都抛弃我了 我只有这只手了 Now that Batman's abandoned me, this hand is all I have.
你们只能从我冰冷的手里夺走这只手 So, you'll have to pry this hand out of my cold dead... hand.
你们为什么不能离我们远点 Why can't you just leave us alone?
他说得对 What he said!
好吧 他现在是戈登那边的了 Okay. He's sidin' with Gordon.
他会告密 毁掉一切 He's gonna snitch and ruin everything,
我就永远进不了军团了 and I will never get into the Legion.
而我想要有两只手 And I'd like to have two arms.
对 还有那个 Yeah, that too.
好吧 两个选择 小戈 All right. Two options, Gordy.
把手给我们 我们就走 Give us The Arm and we leave,
不然我就按下这个按钮 or I press this button
把这个地方全部炸上天 and blow this whole fuckin' place sky-high.
哈莉 计划不是这样的 Harley, this wasn't the plan.
我们不知道这按钮是干什么的 We have no idea what that button does.
我要做一点疯狂的事 然后我们趁乱带走手 I gotta do something crazy and in the chaos we'll grab The Arm.
好吧 你眨眼了 你是眨眼了吧 Okay. You winked. Is that a wink?
就是"不 我不会按下按钮的" That-- "No, I'm not going to press the button?"
那是眨眼吗 "我会按下按钮" Is that a wink? "I am going to press the button?"
到底有什么计划 What's the plan?
-没错 -什么 - Exactly. - What?
给你三秒钟放下这个按钮 You've got three seconds to put that button down
不然我就开枪了 选吧 or I'll pull this trigger. So help me God.
三 二 一 Three... two... one.
这我倒是没想到 Uh, well, I wasn't expecting that.
搞什么 What the hell?
那么 奎茵 你按下了按钮 So, Quinn, you pressed the button.
是啊 我觉得你还没有完善所有问题 Yeah, I don't think you got all the kinks worked out.
这是测试版 It's in beta.
我一直很想看看蝙蝠洞长什么样 Wow! I always wondered what the Batcave looked like.
你肯定就是在这里干蝙蝠的 So this must be where you fuck the bats.
你到底帮不帮我 Are you gonna help me or what?
你看过蝙蝠洞了 You've seen the Batcave.
给我一个不让你掉下去的理由 Give me one reason why I shouldn't let you drop.
蝙蝠 我是在进行拯救任务的 好吗 Hey, Bats, yeah, I'm here on a mercy mission, okay?
戈登正在警察局楼顶 Gordon's on the roof of the police department.
他疯了 He's lost his mind.
我觉得他想自杀 他说你抛弃了他 I mean, I think he's suicidal. He-- He said you abandoned him.
我不知道他想从我身上得到什么 I don't know what he wants from me.
我们是同事 We're co-workers.
我的屏保跳出来了 对吗 My screensaver just kicked in, didn't it?
是啊 没错 Yeah. It sure did.
他说你把你的工作放在你们的友谊之前 I mean, he said you put your work before your friendship.
那真是...自私 That's real... Selfish.
蝙蝠 我现在想想 You know, Bats, now that I think about it,
我和你也没有那么不一样 you and I ain't that different.
我们完全不一样 We're completely different.
我们都是穿氨纶紧身服很好看的厉害角色 We're both bad asses who look good in spandex.
这身聚合物防弹衣是由坚不可摧的微纤维制成的 This polymer body armor is made from indestructible micro-fiber.
不 看上去就是氨纶紧身衣 Yeah, no, it looks like spandex.
我的朋友失去了一只手 My friend just lost his arm
而我没有想着帮他找回来 and, instead of helpin' him get it back,
我却做了能让我进毁灭军团的事 I did what would help me get into the Legion of Doom.
我让他失望了 I let him down.
就像你让戈登失望了 Just like you let Gordon down.
我不擅长...情绪 Not good at... emotion.
或者 Or...
表达 Vocabulary.
但是 我们还有机会弥补 好吗 But hey, you got a chance to repair it, okay?
我们要在戈登做出什么疯狂的事前找到戈登 We need to get Gordon before he does somethin' crazy.
你的朋友现在需要你 Your friend needs you now.
赫尔曼 我亲爱的赫尔曼 Herman, my sweet Herman.
听着 我明白你的怪物妈妈 Listen, I understand your monster mom
说了不少我的坏话 但你是我的骨肉啊 saying those things about me, but my brood, my own kin?
你让我的人生变成了炼狱 You made my entire life a living hell.
你把我关进地下室好几天 You locked me in the basement for days...
杀死了所有似乎喜欢我的人 ...killed anyone who seemed to like me...
-没错 -不给我买WS4 - That's true. - ...never bought me a WayneStation4...
-好吧 -该死 你还给我起名叫赫尔曼 - All right. - Fuck! You named me Herman!
你是最烂的爸爸 You're the worst father ever!
好了 我们能不能后退一步 Okay. Can we just take a step back?
我让你的人生变成炼狱 I made your life a living hell...
-是因为我在乎你 -什么 - because I care about you. - What?
超级恶人都不是出生于美满的家 Supervillains don't come from happy homes.
我在你身上看到了如此邪恶的潜力 and I saw so much evil potential in you.
要是我觉得你不可能成为全世界最坏的人 If I didn't think you could become the worst person in the world,
我也不会那么努力让你过得那么糟糕 I wouldn't have tried so hard to make your life awful.
我... I...
我只是想引起你的主意 I only ever wanted to impress you,
但我从来没觉得我足够邪恶 but I never thought I was evil enough.
不行 别哭 别哭 Uh-uh-uh. Nuh-uh. No. Don't cry. Don't cry.
是你要让我哭了 因为我以为我没做好爸爸 You're gonna make me cry because I thought I failed as a father,
你会变得很开心 会变成英雄 and you ended up happy, and heroic.
但看看你 But look at you.
你比我想象中要邪恶多了 You're more evil than I could've dreamed.
我真是太为你自豪了 我糟糕的儿子啊 I couldn't be more proud of you, my terrible son.
我恨你 爸爸 我好恨你 I hate you, Dad. I hate you so much.
我也恨你 儿子 I hate you too, son.
这真是太扭曲了 This is so fucked up,
但竟然很感人 but weirdly really moving.
好了 我不打扰你们了 All right, I'm going to let you guys go.
我要去找布拉德了 I'm going to go find Brad.
如果你想和戈登一起 我明白 If you want to stay with Gordon, I understand.
我只希望你能过得安全和... I only want you to be safe and...
安全和开心 Safe and happy.
-上帝啊 我们能再来一次吗 -不行 - Holy shit! Can we do that again? - No.
所以你回来了 Oh, so you came back.
我现在有新朋友了 Well, I've got a new friend now
-所以你说什么都... -对不起 吉姆 - so there's nothing you can say-- - I'm sorry, Jim.
我也很抱歉 I'm sorry, too.
我就知道你会意识到我们的友谊 I knew you'd realize our friendship means
比我们日常对抗犯罪更加重要 more than just our day-to-day crime fighting.
我们可以因为内心深处的情感需求 And that we can lean on each other
而互相依靠 for our most intimate emotional needs.
没错 Sure.
优秀的蝙蝠信号灯 A damn good bat signal.
-好吧 -配一个优秀的警察 - Well... - For a damn good cop.
谢谢你做的一切 手 Thank you for everything, The Arm.
但我真正的朋友回来了 But I've got my real friend back now,
所以你可以去了 so you can go on.
重新被你爸爸吸收吧 Go get reabsorbed back into your daddy.
别这样 Aw, don't do that.
不要让我更难受了 Don't make this harder than it needs to be.
吉姆 我绝对不会忘记... Oh, Jim. I'll never forget yo--
好样的 Well done!
好了 奎茵 我要送你去阿卡姆了 All right, Quinn. Time for me to take you to Arkham.
等等 什么 我刚修复了 Wait, what? I just repaired
你最重要的成人关系 your most important adult relationship.
-所有人都举起手 -举起手来 - Everybody hands up! - Hands in the air.
-你们被捕了 -别高兴得太早 - You're under arrest! - Not so fast, gentlemen.
跳舞吧 警察们 Dance, coppers!
走吧 我们离开这里 Let's go. Let's get outta here.
真是个怂炮 What a pussy!
我怀着谦卑的心情 ...and so it is with a humble heart,
向我的懦粉收回我先前的评论 that I come to, Cowlheads, retracting my previous review.
哈莉·奎茵和她的团队拥有强大的潜力 Harley Quinn and her crew have more than proven themselves.
显然我实在是 Look, look, obviously I want to
太想加入毁灭军团了 get into the Legion of Doom super bad.
这对我来说非常重要 It's incredibly important to me,
但是没有你们对我来说更重要 but not more important than you guys.
大家快看这个 Check this out, everybody!
我还想特别支持神经博士 And I want to give a special shout out to Dr. Psycho,
虽然我前几期一直在喷他 who I slandered in my last review.
我觉得很抱歉 Feeling really bad about that.
他用他的超级脑能力让蝙蝠侠消失了 Using his amazing brain powers, he made Batman vanish.
他的超酷儿子肯定会很自豪 His super cool son must be so proud.
-其实不是... -让他说 - Uh... That's not what-- - Let him have this.
我还要为之前说 Also want to apologize for saying
毒藤女和神经博士是一对而道歉 Poison Ivy and Dr. Psycho are a couple.
这是我的错 That one's on me.
-谢天谢地 -终于啊 - Ah, thank God. - Finally.
哈莉·奎茵和她的团队值得被提名为 Harley Quinn and her crew are worthy of being nominated
年度毁灭军团人选 for this year's class of the Legion of Doom.
只要她不要再继续丢下自己的团队成员 if she could only just stop leaving crew members behind.
我们没有扔下... We didn't leave anybody--
该死 Oh, shit!
达瑞尔 要是你再给我带劣质马桶酒 Darrell, if you ever bring me inferior toilet wine again,
我就不得不把你鲨到浴室 I'll be forced to shank you in the showers
你知道我不想这么做的 and you know I don't want to do that.
我喜欢被称为"厉害老大" I like being "Cool boss."
鲨鱼王 很抱歉把你丢在这里这么久 Hey, King. I am so sorry for leavin' ya here for so long.
没关系 Oh, no problem.
这让我能亲身体会 It allowed me to experience firsthand
监狱工业综合体的失败 the failings of the prison industrial complex.
-新来的小鱼 -小鱼小鱼小鱼 - Yeah! Fresh fish! - Here fishy, fishy, fishy, fishy.
伙计们 听着 我知道只是开玩笑 但是 Now, fellas, look, I know it's just in fun, but...
我怎么和你们说要注意用语的 What the fuck did I tell you about that word?
-对不起 王 -很抱歉 - Oh, yeah. Sorry, King. - Ooh. Sorry about that.
他们在学呢 Oh. They're learning.
一步一步来 对吧 哈莉 Baby steps, right, Harley?
要是有必要的话 我会赤手空拳 I will kill each and every one of you
把你们全部都鲨了 with my bare hands if I have to!