你好 我没看到你 Oh, hey. I didn't see you there.
我是莱克斯·卢瑟 I'm Lex Luthor,
超级坏蛋
我是来向你们 and I'm here to tell you
介绍毁灭军团的事 a little bit about the Legion of Doom.
毁灭军团是致力于支持 The LOD is a supportive community
毁灭军团
有志将这个世界 of elite supervillains
变得更糟糕的恶人 dedicated to making the world a worse place.
21世纪以来 不少极度可怕的事 We've been behind some of the most evil plots
背后都是我们在进行操控 of the 21st century.
黑蝠鲼 Hey, Black Manta.
什么 What's that?
他们在隔壁等新加入的成员 They're waiting for the new recruits right next door?
看来你最好赶紧来了 Looks like you better get in there.
你们这些坏蛋的态度可要好一点 And make sure you bad guys bring a good attitude.
那是你 Hey, that's you!
你对黑蝠鲼说了什么 What did you say to Black Manta
让他这么愤怒 to elicit such rage?
又不是种族歧视的 Nothing racist.
伙计们 淡定点 Guys, pull it together.
我们马上就要加入... We are about to join...
毁灭军团 The Legion of Doom.
欢迎回来 哈莉 Welcome home, Harley.
欢迎哈莉·奎茵
哈莉·奎茵 第一季第九集
好了 就到此为止了 And that's all the time we have.
很抱歉 贝恩 Oh, and my apologies to Bane
他想来表演点魔术 who wanted to do some magic.
那魔术很棒的 It was going to be a spectacle.
我有几句话要说 I'd like to say something.
天啊 Oh, my God!
当我听说我们要让哈莉·奎茵加入时 When I heard we were letting in Harley Quinn,
我还以为... I thought...
没有人比她更加值得 No one deserves this opportunity
得到这个机会 more than she does.
-这家伙 -很抱歉 - Oh this guy. - I'm sorry.
但他不是好几次都想杀了你吗 But didn't he try to kill you multiple times?
我知道 我知道 I know, I know.
我好几次想杀你 I tried to kill you multiple times,
但说实话 哈莉 but frankly, Harley,
现在大杀四方的是你 now you're the one killing it.
我见过这场景 Oh, I've seen this before.
就是我减了20磅肉后 我的前女友桑德拉 It's just like the time my ex, Sandra, called me up
联系我的时候 after I lost 20 pounds.
我2750磅的时候你在哪里 桑德拉 Where were you when I was still 2,750, Sandra?
你在哪里 Where were you?
当时我很需要爱 I needed love then.
你要向我们保证 你作为布拉德利·皮特 Promise us you will not make us the Jen Aniston
疯狂追求和你共同出演的韩吉丽娜·胡莉 to your Bradley Pitt's feverish pursuit of co-star
不会抛弃我们几个詹·安妮斯顿 Ann-halina Yo-lee.
这信息量太大了 Wow, that's a lot to unpack.
伙计们 拜托 你们要相信我 Guys, guys, come on! Give me a little credit here.
小丑说了我几句好话 Joker saying a few nice things about me
不会改变我对他的看法 好吗 ain't gonna make me see him any different, okay?
抽一张卡 Pick a card.
我下定主意后 就不会改 When my mind's set, it is set.
他们为了唤醒我 可是弄坏了阿卡姆 Hell, they blew out three electric shock machines at Arkham
三台电击器 trying to get through to me.
我不想再给那个小丑第二次机会了 I am done giving that clown second chances.
你的牌 Is your card
是红桃三吗 the three of hearts?
-不是 -操 - No. - Fuck!
听着 我知道我们上一次见面 Okay, look. I know the last time we talked,
说得...不欢而散 it was... Shitty.
但是 我觉得 But, you know, I feel like
也许我们还有机会重头开始 maybe we have an opportunity to start over here.
好吧 哼一声也行 Okay. We can build off "Hmm."
而且 显然我还想道歉 I also, obviously, would like to apologize
为我说你嫉妒我 for saying you're jealous of me
以及你没有朋友 以及... and that you got no friends and that--
好了 谢谢 我记得你说过什么 All right, thank you. I remember what you said.
我知道你只是想保护我 而且... I know you were just trying to protect me, and...
听着 我也要保护你 好吗 Listen, I am gonna do the same for you, okay?
我现在是毁灭军团的 Just 'cause I'm a card carryin' member
持证正式人员不代表... of the Legion of Doom now--
那地方去死吧 Fuck that place in the ass.
嗯 当然了 但听着... Yes. For sure. Although, listen...
我在那里工作 I am working there
希望这不会影响到我们的友谊 and I hope it doesn't affect our friendship.
没有你 我早就死了 I would be dead without you.
很多次 Like, a lot.
我不表示反对 I do not disagree with that.
我很高兴你没有死 但是... I mean, I'm glad you're not dead, but...
我不知道 只是... I don't know, it just...
感觉你好像早就准备好抛弃我了 It felt like you were so ready to abandon me.
我绝对不会这么做的 I would never do that.
我会永远陪着你 I will always be there for ya.
我会永远砸烂 I will always smash things
你需要砸烂的东西 艾薇 you might need smashed, Ive.
等等 我懂这副表情 Wait, I know that look.
你有什么需要我砸烂的东西吗 Is there something you need smashed?
拜托 艾薇 你肯定有想砸烂的东西 Come on, Ive, there's gotta be something you need smashed.
的确...我最近的确在研究一些事 There is... There is something actually, I've been working on.
我就知道 你要做一些坏事 I knew it! You're gonna do something evil.
太棒了 That is great!
是啊 如果我们依然把努力 Yeah. You know, I mean, if we're still categorizing
保护环境定义为"邪恶" fighting to protect the environment as "Evil,"
那没错 then sure.
星球建造者
我们哥谭最先进的工厂 At our new state-of-the-art manufacturing plant in Gotham,
正在建造能够革新 we're building the machines to revolutionize
城市发展的机器 the development of our beautiful city.
加入我们 一起建造 Join us in paving the way together
星球建造者 一起建造一个更好的哥谭
一个更好的哥谭 to a better Gotham.
我要毁掉它 I'm gonna destroy it.
你还是充满干劲 艾薇 Ooh, you're still fired up, Ive.
你都发光了 You are glowing.
毁掉新工厂算我一个 Count me in on destroying this new factory.
真的吗 太好了 Really? Great.
好吧 我们周五晚上见 一起过一遍计划 Okay. Let's meet up on Friday night and go over a plan.
不不不不 交给我吧 Oh, no, no, no, no. I got this.
军团给了我一张商务卡 The Legion gave me a corporate card
只要我在做什么坏事的时候 and said I can expense any meal
饭前全部都能算在这张卡上 where I talk about doing something evil.
我说了 这...我们是在拯救植物 Yeah, once again, it's just... We're saving plants,
我们不是在干什么坏事 we're not actually doing something evil...
你知道吗 You know what?
谢了 小哈 Thanks, Harls.
我们加了点你们可能会喜欢的东西 We added a little something we thought you might enjoy.
真美 Oh, it's beautiful!
-这块布的线数是多少 -天啊 - What's the thread count? - Oh, my God.
是这块布下的东西 你这块干泥 It's under the sheet, you dry turd!
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我的天啊 Oh, my God!
真贴心 So thoughtful.
翻译 小酸奶祝VG赢Major
这里有红木 橡木 松木 You got mahogany, oak, pine...
但是...就一把椅子 And... Just one chair.
校对 小酸奶祝VG赢Major
我们其他人该坐在哪里 Where are the rest of us supposed to sit?
我们给你们准备了特殊的办公室 Oh, we have special offices for all of you.
我的助理文化专员 My assistant cultural attache,
时间轴 小护士无关风粤
埃斯特班会带你们去 Esteban, will take you.
你好 埃斯特班 Why, hello, Esteban!
后期 8T
你是在伊比利亚半岛 And from what exotic pueblito
哪个异域国度出身的呢 on the Iberian Peninsula might you derive?
总监 小酸奶
我是史蒂夫 我来自塔尔萨 It's Steve, and I'm from Tulsa.
我不知道卢瑟为什么这么叫我 I don't know why Mr. Luthor calls me that,
但他总是这样 but he always does.
跟我来 Follow me.
好吧 拜托 Okay. Come on.
我知道我要去哪里 I know where I'm going.
我记得我以前的办公室在哪里 I remember where my old office is.
那已经有人了 Yeah, that's been filled.
我们给你准备了别的 We have something else for you.
你为什么要电梯下行 Why did you hit down on the elevator?
我们到了 And here we are.
不不不 我知道这个地方 No, no. No, no, I know this place.
跟班和走狗都关在这里 This is where they keep the goons and the henchmen.
没错 比如说你 Right. Like you.
我们不是跟班 We're not goons.
我们不是走狗 We're not henchmen.
我们有超能力 We have powers.
没错 我是一个演员 That's right. I am an actor!
你不是演员 You are not an actor.
你是一大堆烂泥 You are a huge pile of clay
可以想变成谁都行 that can turn into anything you want.
他是一头巨大的半人半鲨 He is a giant half-shark man.
我是个心灵感应者 And I am a telepath.
我们都有超能力 We have actual powers!
冷静点 **博士 Uh, calm down, Dr. Guy.
你们就该被安置在这里 算你们走运了 This is where you're supposed to be, and you're lucky.
想碰什么都行 反正什么都是坏的 Touch whatever you want. Everything's broken.
跟班们 你们跟我了 Goons, you're with me.
做梦去吧 The hell we are!
我们为哈莉干活 We work for Harley.
现在也为我工作 And now, for me, too.
我已经指派你们去做一项非常重要的任务 I've signed you out for a very important mission.
砰砰一份摇摇冰沙 I got a razzy zazzy for "Bang."
是贝恩 It's Bane!
你知道是贝恩的 You know it's Bane.
我每天都来的 托德 I'm here everyday, Todd.
这些该死的零零后 Goddamn millennials.
随便吧 砰砰 Whatever, Bang!
所以我们晚餐后去把托德干掉 So, we're blowing up Todd after dinner.
别吃太多 不然会犯困 Don't eat so much you get lethargic,
但是也别吃太少 到时候别晕过去了 but eat enough that you don't get fainty
我可不会带零食 'cause I do not bring snacks.
我将用冰沙溅满整个街道 The streets will run with razzy zazzy.
谢谢黑蝠鲼的百吉饼 And thanks to Black Manta for the bagels.
只有肉桂葡萄干 There's only cinnamon raisins!
你知道我很讨厌葡萄干 You know I hate raisins!
等等 这有个全放了的 Oh! Wait. Here's an everything.
那么 哈莉 So, Harley,
我们每周都会开会交流我们的想法 every week we meet to pitch our evil ideas.
我们在这里决定 This is where we get approval
毁灭军团资源的利用 for the use of Legion resources
比如跟班和逃离用车辆 like goons and getaway cars.
还有阿药 And s'plosions!
我不知道阿药是什么东西 贝恩 I have no idea what the fuck "S'plosions" Are, Bane,
但我们有炸药 but we do have explosives.
所以我们可以在这里得到一些创意性的反馈 So this is the place to get creative feedback on ideas.
没错 Exactly.
我们是借鉴皮克斯那些人的做法 We modeled it after the way they do things at Pixar.
真希望他们能再拍一部《飞屋环游记》 I wish they would make another Up movie.
他们拍不出来 They can't.
这故事刚开始就结束了 The story was over at the end of the first.
除非 Unless,
那孩子会成为续集中的老人 the kid is the old man in the sequel.
那就有意思了 Oh, that's fun!
好主意 That's a good one.
能不能不要胡扯了 Can we stop with the nonsense, please?
-谁想先开始 -好了 - Who wants to start? - Okay!
我想建造一座有我画像的 So, I want to build a giant tower
高大巨塔 with my face on it.
爱死了 Loving this.
我所谓的"嘴巴"张开 My quote unquote "Mouth" Opens up...
轰 突然冒出来一个巨大的屏幕 Boom! Reveals a giant TV.
上面有什么 是我 What's on it? Me!
开场白是一个玩笑 I open with a joke,
威胁哥谭 接下来你们都懂 threaten Gotham, you get the rest.
我需要八亿 不过六亿也可以 I need 800 million, but I can do it for six.
六亿 真是够便宜了 Six hundred million! I mean, that's a bargain.
我...我还在争取一把椅子呢 I... I'm still trying to get a chair.
我们可以开始投票了吗 Shall we move to approve?
-哈莉 -我不懂 - Harley? - I don't get it.
你不...懂 You don't... Get it?
首先 你为什么需要一座塔 Well, for starters, why do you need a tower?
对吧 你要是想上电视 Right? If you want to get on TV,
为什么不能和其他人一样劫持信号 why don't you just take over the airwaves like everybody else?
因为其他人都已经做过了 Because everyone else has already done it.
-该死的贝恩就做过 -没错 我做过 - Fucking Bane's done it. - Yeah, I done it.
那为什么不直接占用一座已有的塔 Okay, well then, why not just take over an existing tower?
我们为什么要新造一座 Why are we building a new tower?
因为普通的塔并没有 Because a regular tower doesn't have a fire pole
从上通到下的火柱 这就是为什么 that goes from top to the bottom, that's why.
这有点花哨了吧 你为什么需要这样 That's a bit garish, innit? Why do you need that?
因为我是小丑 Because I'm the Joker!
感觉你是从糖霜... Feels a little like you came up with the frosting...
-烤蛋糕之前撒的 -没错 - Before you baked the cake. - Exactly.
谢谢 哈莉 Thank you, Harley.
你还没有烤好蛋糕 You haven't baked the cake.
不如你烤好蛋糕之后再来找我们 Why don't you come back to us after you bake the cake,
小丑 huh, Joker?
好吧 Fine.
我去烤蛋糕 I'll bake the fucking cake.
这可不是...这可稀奇了 You know, it's not... It's refreshing.
我很高兴 I am glad that
终于有人能站出来反抗那个小丑 someone finally stood up to that clown.
你好 小丑 Oh! Hey, Joker.
我刚在和哈莉说她刚刚有多么不地道 I was just telling Harley how uncool she was.
刚刚开会的时候 Being in the meeting earlier
竟然有胆子... and having the gall--
漏得到处都是 It's leaking everywhere.
那个会议 我想说... About that meeting, I wanted to say--
-如果你是来骂我的 那... -谢谢你 - Look, if you came here to yell at me then-- - Thank you!
-什么 -那计划是需要考虑 - Uh, what? - That plan needed work.
我要花些时间 I'm going to put the time in,
想办法弄得特殊一些 and really make it something special.
我很高兴这里终于有人 But I'm happy I finally have someone here
有胆量反驳我了 with the guts to stand up to me.
也许我们可以去喝一杯 让我听听 Maybe we could grab a drink so I could pick your brain
你关于这个印有我脸的高塔的意见 with this whole giant-tower- with-my-face-on-it thing.
还是算了 Yeah, I don't think so.
工作上的喝一杯 A work drink.
这样你还能了解一下这里的运行机制 I could give you the lowdown on how to game the system here.
真的吗 不用做爱吗 Really? And not have sex with each other?
哈莉 拜托 我都脸红了 Harley, please! I'm blushing.
我们现在是同事 We're colleagues now.
你可没见过我和稻草人或贝恩做爱吗 You don't see me having sex with Scarecrow or Bane.
我没有 我不... The answer's, no, I don't...
和他们干这种事 Do that with them.
只是工作关系 好好考虑一下 Just a work drink. Think about it.
哈莉 有麻烦了 Harley, we have a problem.
他们把我们安排在跟班区 They put us in the goon poo-el.
-听起来很有趣 -有趣 - Ooh, that sounds fun. - Fun?
不是那种有趣的区 It's not the fun kind of pool.
他们把我们当做普通的走狗 They're treating us like we're common henchmen
谁找我们干活 我们都得听话 and we have to work for anyone who asks.
-包括贝恩 -贝恩 - Including Bane. - Bane!
什么 What?
贝恩 我们只干我们的活 Bane? Ugh! We only work together.
他们说的可完全不一样 Well, they're saying something entirely different.
别担心 你们不会给贝恩干活的 我保证 Don't worry. You won't be working for Bane, I promise.
我得先搞清楚这里的运行机制 Ugh, I just gotta figure out how to game the system here.
那请问 你要怎么做 And how, pray tell, will you do that?
我要去请问一个同事 I'll pray tell a colleague about it.
狂野鸡翅
那么... So...
我一直雇冰沙店的小子 I've been paying this smoothie kid
在他的订单上写"砰砰" to keep writing "Bang" On all his orders.
天啊 Oh, my God,
贝恩就是想炸死那小子 that's the guy Bane wants to blow up.
真是太棒了 Oh! That's fantastic.
所有人都只记得我犯下的大案子 You know, everyone remembers me for the big crimes,
谋杀 骇人 the murders, the cripplings,
但我最感兴趣的还是那些小活动 but it's the little ones that keep me going.
真好笑 That's hilarious.
如果你真的觉得好笑 那就会笑 If it was hilarious, you'd be laughing.
你不能随便说什么事很好笑 You can't just say something's hilarious.
这种听众最糟糕了 That's the worst kind of audience.
对不起 我心里有很多事 Sorry, I got a lot on my mind.
贝恩想用我的人 You know, Bane wants to use my crew
炸掉冰沙店那小子 他们很生气 to blow up that smoothie kid, and they're pissed.
我要找谁才能把他们搞出来 Who do I talk to to get them out of that?
我 Um, me.
我会找莱克斯说 I'll talk to Lex.
他想满足你的要求 你可是个人才 He wants to keep you happy. You're an asset.
-真的吗 他这么觉得吗 -大家都这么觉得 - Really? He thinks that? - Everyone thinks that.
你可是大人物 你是哈莉·奎茵 You're a big deal. You're Harley Quinn!
我... Wow, I...
上帝啊 Wow! Holy shit!
谢谢 Thanks.
等等 等等 等等 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
你想单枪匹马端掉那个地方吗 So your ass is gonna take down that place by yourself?
附近都没有植物 There's not a plant around it.
首先 我是一个厉害的超能力人类 First of all, I am a capable metahuman
不是一直都需要植物的 who doesn't always need the plants.
以及 哈莉也会来 And also, Harley's gonna show up
用她的棒子砸烂一些家伙 and, like, smash some people with her bat, too.
哈莉 我可没看到哈莉 Harley? I don't see Harley around here.
你知道我看到谁了吗 You know who I see?
弗兰克 我已经准备好大闹一场了 Frank. I'm ready to fuck some shit up.
你中在花盆里 弗兰克 我还得端着你 You're in a pot, Frank. I'd have to carry you.
那又怎样 我在情感上端着你呢 So what? I carry you emotionally.
我们都端着点什么 We all carry shit.
你把我带进去 我给你看看我的本事 You bring me in there and I'll show you some damage.
怎么做 弗兰克 我要把你扔向人群 How, Frank? What am I gonna, like, throw you at people
然后你吃掉他们吗 and you're gonna eat them?
瞧 我们想到办法了 Boom! Look at that. We just figured it out.
谢了 但我觉得我和哈莉能搞定 Thanks, but I think Harley and I can take care of this.
就像你搞定那套衣服一样吗 Like the way you took care of that outfit?
为什么 这衣服怎么了 Why? What's wrong with it?
你觉得好看 我觉得好丑 You see fabulous, I see fugly.
你的常用颜色得多加一点了 女人 You got to diversify your color palette, woman!
加点花样 Spice that shit up!
加顶有趣的帽子 Add a fun hat.
也许再在脸上画点腮红什么的 Maybe a little blush on your cheeks and shit.
看 看 我不仅只会吃人 See? See, see, I don't just eat people.
伤人的话也是我的另一件致命武器 Hurtful words are another weapon in my arsenal.
而你只会说蠢话 And you just got a verbal ass whooping.
你最近怎么样 So, how have you been?
还是老样子 老样子 Oh, you know, same old, same old.
杀人 劫持 纵火 大规模杀伤武器 Murdering, hijacking, WMDs, arson.
我还重新看了好几集《实习医生风云》 Ooh, I've been rewatching a lot of Scrubs.
扎克·布莱夫到底怎么了 What happened to Zach Braff?
等等 我们不是当初 Wait, wait. Didn't we kill him
影院劫持的时候把他杀了吗 when we took that movie studio hostage?
你还记得我们想逼他 Remember, we were trying to force him
用猫重拍经典老电影吗 to remake classic movies, but with cats?
我告诉你 Ha! I'm telling you,
《喵萨布兰卡》绝对能甩原版十几条街 "Cats-ablanca" Would have blown the original out of the water.
不管怎么样 我觉得扎克·布莱夫还活着 Anyway, I think Zach Braff is alive.
只是不工作了 Just not working.
哈莉 Oh, Harley...
我们以前真的很快乐 不是吗 We had some fun back in the day, didn't we?
没错 Oh, we sure did.
艾薇 我到了 你在哪里
好了 我真的该走了 All right, you know, I really better get going.
抱歉打扰了 Sorry to interrupt,
但是我真的很崇拜你们 but I, like, totally ship you guys.
真的 Seriously.
你们是我在哥谭罪案的犯罪情侣档 You're, like, my favorite evil couple in Gotham.
这算是我们请的 These are on the house.
谢谢 Oh, thank you.
拜托 你还能再留五分钟吧 Come on, you can stay for five more minutes?
艾薇 我到了 你在哪里
能重新约吗 军团的事走不开...
她就在那里 There, she is, over there.
戴着搞笑帽子的那个绿色的家伙 The green one with the fun hat on.
弗兰克 这个人是谁 Uh, Frank, who is this person?
你说我在花盆里 所以什么都做不了 You said I couldn't do nothin' 'cause I was in this pot.
-这是查兹 -真的有点重 伙计 - Meet Chaz. - This is really getting heavy, man.
他就是我的花盆小子 He's my pot guy.
我要去哪儿就让他把我的花盆[大麻]搬到哪儿 Carries my pot around wherever I need to go.
他卖大麻的 弗兰克 He sells marijuana, Frank.
他看错广告了 He misread his ad.
话也没错 That is also true.
但我们来了 Yet, here we are.
好吧 我要走了 Okay. Well, I'm leaving.
你让他把你搬回公寓吧 So why don't you have him bring you back to the apartment.
等等 你不是要来见哈莉吗 Wait, I thought you were meeting Harley here.
该死 Oh, shit!
她放你鸽子 She stood your ass up.
不不不 她只是要重新安排 No, no, no. She just had to reschedule.
她的信息最后很犹豫... You know, she ended her text in "Ugh."
所以我知道他只是 So I know that she just, you know,
她也不想换时间 但她不得不换 she didn't wanna reschedule but she had to.
事出突然 没关系 You know, things come up. It's fine.
不 她变了 Nah, she's changed.
她觉得自己现在是大腕了 Thinks she's a bigshot now.
我认识一棵梨树 Hell, I know this pear tree,
活过了911事件 survived 9/11,
他现在被种在自由塔的正中央 now he's planted front and center at the Freedom Tower
这混蛋连我的电话都不回 and that motherfucker won't even call me back.
哈莉和你的911梨树朋友根本不一样 Harley is nothing like your 9/11 pear tree friend.
顺便 我也知道那棵树 And, by the way, I know that tree, okay?
他在911之前就很混 现在也是 He was a dick before 9/11, he's a dick now.
那混蛋变了 That asshole changed
哈莉也是 and so has Harley.
相信我 你只能靠你自己了 Trust me, you're on your own.
伙计 Oh, man!
他们这里只有 They only have potato chips
诡异韩国风味的薯片 with the weird Korean flavor.
"切德干酪和章鱼牧场口味" "Cheddar and octopus ranch"?
也许很美味呢 Could be delicious!
我愿意试一试 I would give it a whirl.
放下这些零食 愚蠢的跟班们 Put down those snacks, you dumb goons.
该出发了 It's time to go.
我们不会跟你去任何地方 We're not going anywhere with you,
SM萨莉 S&M Sally!
哈莉都说好了 Harley took care of it.
我填好了所有的正当文件 I filed all the proper paperwork.
我还征求了人事的许可 所以... I even got the green light from HR, so...
你们该走了 Your move.
真失望 How disappointing!
对吧 但是别担心 Right? But don't worry.
我联系哈莉 我们来想办法 I'll call Harley and we'll sort this out.
我是说这些薯片 I meant these chips.
真令人失望 They're disappointing.
我没尝到...等等 I'm not tasting the... Oh, wait!
有章鱼味儿了 There's the octopus!
-该死 转到语音信箱了 -那就这样了 - Damn! It went to voicemail. - That's that then.
准备出发 小子们 Saddle up, muchachos.
我们要炸掉一个饮料店 We have a juicery to es'plode!
鲨鱼王 未接来电
我很怀念 I missed this.
这不是...拜托 This isn't... Come on...
这只是 Now, this is just
之前工作谈话的延伸 an extension of the business conversation from earlier.
-当然了 -很好 - Oh, for sure. - Cool.
-很好 -很好 我们很好 - Cool. - Cool. We're just cool.
-嗯 -禽兽 - Yeah. - Monsters!
她正在用鱼叉吃牛里脊肉 She's eating the beef tenderloin with a fish fork.
好吧 我也很怀念 Okay, I did miss this.
这才是生活 Now, this is living.
我对你在会议上 Yeah. Hey, you know, I had a thought
提到的那个放你头像的塔有个好主意 about that tower with your face on it you pitched at the meeting?
我的头像塔 Oh, my face tower?
就...就是那个 That... That would be the one.
我想你可以建在地下 I was thinking you could build it underground
等准备好揭幕后 and when you wanna unveil it,
就可以从地表升上来 it can shoot above the surface
吓死所有人 and scare the shit out of people.
-就像盒中小丑 -没错 - Ooh, like a Jack in the box! - Exactly!
爱死这主意了 Love that.
我觉得很有吸引力 It's very on brand for me, I mean.
真的吗 Wow, really?
我觉得你以前从来没有接纳过我的主意 I don't think you've ever taken one of my ideas before.
青出于蓝也成蓝了 The student becomes another master.
应该是 Uh, I think the phrase is,
"青出于蓝胜于蓝" "The student becomes the master."
不 应该是"青出于蓝 No, I believe it's, "The student becomes a master
变得一样蓝 "Equal to the original master,
但是没有蓝得那么厉害" "But not with more mastery than that master."
所以你不生气我决定单干 So you're not upset I decided to go off on my own?
如果这就是哈莉·奎茵单飞后的表现 If this is the Harley Quinn solo act,
我只想说 I just have one thing to say...
我只希望你早点这样就好了 I wish it'd had happened sooner.
很不错 Bravo!
你们又干起了老本行 Up to your old tricks again.
你们将要永远在一起了 Well, you're gonna be spending a lifetime together
在阿卡姆 in Arkham.
你知道我也很想带上你 小布丁 You know, I'd love to take you, puddin'...
你知道我也很想带上你 小布丁 You know, I'd love to take you, puddin',
但我可不想剥脱你为我 but I'd never deny you the pleasure
争取逃跑时间的快乐 of buying me time to escape.
所以赶紧上来 笨蛋 So get the hell on, you knucklehead!
你在笑什么 What you grinning at?
你来不来 You comin' or what?
我们一起逃跑 Us, escaping together?
我经常做梦梦到这一刻 I used to dream about this moment.
哈莉 Oh, Harley!
我怎么能把你丢在船上 I couldn't leave you on the boat.
我需要你 I need you.
这样 For this.
还有这样 And this!
有的事是永远不会变的 奎茵 Some things never change, Quinn.
哈莉回电了吗 Has Harley called back yet?
回了 她说她什么都搞定了 Yeah! And she said she fixed everything,
而我就是不告诉你 and I just didn't tell you.
太好了 Fantastic!
你们的鲨鱼朋友 What's taking your shark friend
安装炸弹怎么要这么久 so long to plant the bomb?
我不知道 Oh, I don't know.
也许因为他是一条鲨鱼 Maybe it's because he's a shark
不是爆破专家 and not a demolitions expert.
托德必须要为他的所作所为付出代价 Todd must pay for what he's done.
看看现在谁叫砰砰 托德 Let's see whose name is Bang now, Todd.
上帝啊 Ah! Good Lord!
鲨鱼人 我们弄死托德了吗 Hey, Shark guy, did we kill Todd?
托德 Todd...
周三不上班 Doesn't work Wednesdays.
他肯定是改了时间表 Oh, he must have changed the schedule.
为什么 上帝啊 Why, Lord?
为什么要夺走他 却留下我的性命 Why take him when you could have me instead?
我是多么美味的替代品啊 I am a perfectly delicious substitute.
你在说什么 What the hell are you talking about?
他还活着 He's still alive.
我只是在排练 Huh? Oh, I was rehearsing.
我要参加一个人造黄油广告的试镜 I have an audition for a margarine commercial.
非常动人 Well, it was very moving.
虽然这可能是吗啡起了作用 Although, that could be the morphine talking.
不过我爱大家 I love everybody right now.
我一听说就赶过来了 她怎么样 I came as soon as I heard. How's he doing?
我的天 Oh, my God!
我觉得他要心脏骤停了 I think he's going into cardiac arrest.
来人啊 护士 来人啊 Someone? Nurse? Somebody!
不 那其实就是鲨鱼的心跳模式 No, that's actually a pretty standard shark heartbeat.
-我没事 -真的吗 - I'm fine. - Oh, no shit?
那哈莉呢 So where's Harley?
她说过她要帮忙处理什么军团的事 She said she got help up with some Legion shit,
但我以为她一听说就会赶过来 but I figured she'd come running as soon as she heard.
帕特里克·斯威兹[《人鬼情未了》主角]的鬼魂 Patrick Swayze's ghost!
看来我们被骗了 It appears we've been deceived.
劲爆新闻 旧情重燃 哈莉和小丑复合
看来小丑茵重出江湖了 It looks like Jo-Quinn is back together.
不到一小时前 Less than an hour ago,
昔日爱侣哈莉·奎茵和小丑 former lovebirds Harley Quinn and Joker
被目击到激烈舌吻 were spotted tonguing each other down.
大家伙 Hey, everyone!
很抱歉我来晚了 Oh, I'm so sorry I didn't get here sooner.
我忙着参加军团理事会 然后... I got held up at a crazy Legion board meeting and then--
我以为你丢下我 It is one thing
是因为军团的事是一码事 when I thought you ditched me for the Legion,
但为了他 but him?
我以为你没有那么愚蠢 I thought you were better than that, man.
我没有 我现在知道了 No, I am. And I see that now.
太晚了 Too late.
你保证你不会让我们 You promised you'd extricate us
和贝恩一起 from having to join Bane,
但你没有 but you didn't,
现在 你看 and now, look!
有人的鳍被炸掉了 Some of us got our fins blown off.
我告诉你 I'll tell you one thing.
有个日本厨子可是除了一大笔钱想买下来 A Japanese chef offered a large sum of money for it
你都不在 都没人让我想都别想 and you weren't even there to tell me to not consider it!
因为你在和小丑亲亲我我 Because you were canoodling with the Joker instead.
我知道 但是我和小丑见面 I know, but the whole reason I even met with Joker
只想弄清楚怎么才能让你们不要这么做 was to figure out how to get you guys out of doing that.
-我是说 -拜托 - I mean-- - Oh, please.
-胡言乱语 -艾薇 你... - Drivel! - Ive, you, you...
你肯定理解 You got to understand.
不 这次不行 哈莉 No! Not this time, Harley.
我已经尽我所能 I have done everything in my power
让你远离那个小丑 to keep you away from that ass clown
因为我觉得你值得更好的人 because I truly believe that you deserve better.
但你知道吗 我不想再相信一个 But you know what? I am done believing in someone
不会相信自己的家伙 who just doesn't believe in herself.
我...对不起 艾薇 I'm... I'm sorry, Ive...
是我犯了错 I made a mistake.
我知道 I know I did.
以后不会再发生这种事了 It won't happen again.
-胡说 -胡扯 - Bullshit! - Poppycock!
真的 哈莉 It's true, Harley.
你就像是《虎鲸来了》里的那条鱼 You're like the fish that cried Orca.
这个故事很像 It's a story remarkably similar
《狼来了》 to that boy who cried Wolf,
不过一条鱼 不是一个男孩 except that instead of a boy, it's a fish,
-也不是狼... -是虎鲸 - and instead of a wolf-- - It's an orca.
不 是一头叫虎鲸的狼 No! It's a wolf named Orca,
但它会游泳 but it can swim,
真的很可怕 which is terrifying.
还注射了吗啡 And also morphine induced,
不过他想说的是 but the point he's trying to make is,
我们退出这个团队了 we are out of the crew!
泥脸 Clayface!
对不起 I'm sorry,
但我七小时后马上就要参加一个 but I have a regional margarine commercial audition
人造黄油广告试镜 that starts in seven hours.
-鲨鱼王 -我插着导尿管 - King? - I have a catheter inside me,
所以我现在走不了 so I can't currently leave,
但是我告诉你 只要我能正常地 but please note that as soon as I'm able to urinate
排尿 in a normal fashion,
我也不干了 I am also out of the crew.
拜托 别走 Please, don't go.
对不起 我...我还有我要做的事 Sorry, I... I have my own plan to focus on,
但是反正你可能已经不记得了 but you probably don't remember that anyway.
不 我记得 我还是想帮助你 No, I do and I still wanna help you with it.
我觉得我这次想单干 I think I'd rather go solo on this one.
我需要能信得过的人 I need people I can count on.
老大 Yeah, boss.
我们抓到她了 We got her.