鲨鱼王
失业第一天 First day of unemployment.
爽业第一天还差不多 More like funemployment!
血港惊险游乐场
星期虎
我想去死 I wanna die!
最开心的一天 Best day ever!
血港惊险游乐场 Blood Haven Thrill Park.
多么美好的回忆 Such memories.
上帝啊 贝恩 Jesus, Bane!
咖啡是我的救赎
我差点炸掉了那个地方 I almost blew that place up,
但我骑上回旋加速器后 but then I rode the Cyclotron
又觉得"我体会到了 的确很好玩" and thought, "I get it. This is fun."
你有什么需要吗 我现在有点忙 Do ya need somethin'? I'm kinda busy here.
你看上去并不忙 You don't look busy.
咖啡是我的救赎
你好像在图享上视奸你的前队友 You look like you're Insta-stalking your ex-crew.
这可不健康 小心越陷越深 Not very healthy. Slippery slope.
你敢信吗 他们抛弃了我 Gah. Can ya believe they ditched me?
我就犯了一个小错误 他们... I made one little mistake and they just...
他们就跑了 they bolt.
我为他们做了那么多 After everything I did for them.
-你可以炸掉他们 -不 不是我的风格 - Um. You could blow them up? - Nah, not really my thing.
我可以炸掉他们 I could blow them up?
咖啡是我的救赎
不用了 看来我们俩这周末都只能一个人过了 Nah. Argh! Looks like both of us will be spending the weekend alone.
不 我要去黑曼巴的海滩老窝 No, I'm going to Black Manta's beach lair.
咖啡是我的救赎
他在做熏猪肩呢 He's smoking a pork shoulder.
看来...你应该没有被邀请吧 I...take it you didn't get the invite?
要不要看看你的垃圾文件夹 Um, maybe check your spam folder?
艾薇 你说他死了还是睡着了
艾薇 你说他死了还是睡着了 哈哈哈
我觉得她不会回你 I don't think she's going to respond.
你好 正常的我 Hey, sane me.
艾薇 你说他死了还是睡着了 哈哈哈
顺便 "哈哈哈"感觉有点虚 Also, the LOL felt a little sweaty.
是啊 我犹豫了好久 Yeah, I went back and forth on that.
你的朋友们都去哪里了 Where are all your friends?
开玩笑的 我知道 他们都抛弃你了 Just kidding. I know. They left you.
怎么 你是专门从手机里出来嘲笑我的吗 What? You just came outta the phone to shit on me?
我是来帮助你的 I'm here to help you.
听着 你搞砸了几段很重要的关系 Look, you messed up a bunch of important relationships,
但是这世上 but there's still someone
还是有永远会无条件爱你的人 who is always going to love you unconditionally.
永远会想办法安慰你的人 Someone who always manages to comfort you.
她连我的短信都不会 She's not even responding to my texts.
艾薇绝对不想再见我了 Ivy's definitely not gonna wanna see me.
我说的不是艾薇 I wasn't talking about Ivy.
妈妈 Hi, Mom.
奎泽尔家族
哈莉
莎伦
尼克
巴里
你醒了 瞌睡虫 Hey! You're up, sleepyhead.
你肯定要问出那个问题 You've probably got the usual questions.
我在哪里 Where am I?
没错 Exactly.
我在哪里 你对我做了什么 Where am I? What are you doing to me?
你为什么这么帅 Why are you so handsome?
我只是开开玩笑 Y'know, that's just me playin'.
不过其实 Uh, but actually,
我一个问题都回答不了 I don't have the answers to any of these questions.
我只是个低级小兵 I'm just a low-level goon.
我有个主意 I got an idea.
不如你直接放了我 Why don't you just let me go?
其实我考虑过 但我需要这份工作 Honestly, I'd consider it, but I need this job.
我其实是个幼儿园老师 I'm actually a kindergarten teacher.
只是顺便做个小兵赚点小钱买点画具 Just sidegooning to make some extra moolah for art supplies.
这样吧 如果你放了我 我给你加倍的钱 You know what, if you let me go I'll double what you're making.
我能给你搞到彩色美术纸 I mean, I'll get you construction paper.
还有那种超级臭的马克笔... Like, those crazy smelly markers...
天啊 那真是太好了 Ah, geez, that's so nice.
但这样的话 我的小兵评级就会掉到三星 But if I did, I'd drop to three stars on Goon Review.
他们都说三星就够了 They say that's all you need,
但其实你掉到四星一下就死定了 but once you drop below four, you're dead.
好吧 我绝对会离开这里的 Okay, so I will be getting out of here.
所以如果你不愿意放我走 So if you're not the one who's gonna let me out,
我就只能先杀了你 I will have to kill you first.
这下可糟了 Ooh, that really took a turn, didn't it?
其实我们再过两天就要收割你了 所以... Well, honestly, we're harvesting you in two days, so...
天啊 我要接一下 Oh. Oh, God. I gotta take this.
来电
是学校里的一个家长 It's a parent from the school.
你好 科什太太[DC副总裁] Hey, Mrs. Kirshen.
小肯德尔在休息时间说了一个成人笑话 Uh, little Kendall told a rather grown-up joke at share time.
他说 Well, it was
"一个土豆和另一个土豆说什么 逗你豆" "What did one potato say to the other potato? Idaho."
星球建造者
天 等等 Oh, gee, hold on, wait.
不 我忘记说"其中一个土豆是妓女了" No, I forgot to say "one of the potatoes is a whore."
天啊 Oh, God.
我需要你的帮助 好吗 Hey! So, I need your help, okay?
去找到弗兰克 Go find Frank...
原创翻译 双语字幕
让他找哈莉来救我 ...and tell him to get Harley to come rescue me.
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翻译 小酸奶
没错 我加入了毁灭军团 So, yeah, I get into Legion of Doom
结果转头她就不愿意和我做朋友了 and next thing I know she doesn't wanna be friends anymore!
校对 小酸奶
我任何时候都愿意加入你的团队 亲爱的 Well, I'd be in your crew any day, sweetie.
有时候 Ya know, sometimes
时间轴 无关风粤
我车上明明有超过12件东西但还是开快速车道 I use the express line when I have more than 12 items.
你可真够邪恶的 妈妈 Aw, yeah, that's truly evil of ya, Ma.
后期 8T
听着 我知道我好几个月没打电话给你 Listen, you know, I know I ain't called ya in a few months--
63个月 Thirty-six months.
总监 小酸奶
对的 你知道的 只是... Right. Yes. You know, it's just...
我完全投入在我和小丑之间的感情里 I got swept up in my relationship with Joker,
后来又是和他分手 and then my breakup with Joker.
我在豪伊的节目上看到了 愿他安息 Yeah, I saw that on Howie, may he rest in peace.
不管怎么说 我很抱歉 我应该多联系的 Anyway, I'm sorry. I shoulda stayed in touch.
我很想你 妈妈 I missed ya, Ma.
如果你经常在我身边 就不会这么想我了 Well, if ya were around more ya wouldn't miss me so much.
也许你可以搬回来 重新做心理医生 Maybe ya could move back, be a psychologist again?
也许在业余时间进行"投身犯罪" Maybe make that "life of crime" thing more of a weekend deal?
妈妈 毁灭联盟不是业余做的 Ma! Ma, the Legion of Doom isn't a weekend kinda thing.
好吧 这也是一个选择 Okay. Well, it's an option.
你唯一的妈妈最喜欢的选择 The one your only Mom likes the most.
我只是很高兴你回来了 I'm just glad you're home.
你...你一直留着这个奖杯吗 You...you kept this trophy?
我知道你想让我们扔掉 I know ya wanted us to throw it away,
但我做不到 but I just couldn't do it.
就算发生了那些事 我还是很为你自豪 Still so proud of ya. Even after what happened.
下一位自由体操选手 Next on the floor exercise,
哈琳·奎泽尔 Harleen Quinzel.
就是现在了 爸爸 如果我成功完成这套动作 Okay, this is it, Dad. If I nail this routine,
我就能成为全国冠军 I'll be the national champ.
也许能参加奥林匹克 Probably go to the Olympics,
得到很多赞助 get lots'a endorsements,
也许能成为首任女总统 maybe be the first woman president.
很好 很好 那么... Great, great. So, um...
我需要你故意失误 I'm gonna need ya to take a dive.
-什么 -我欠了我的债主一大笔钱 - What? - I owe a bunch of money to my bookie.
我下你没法拿第一 I bet against ya.
你是大热门 You're the heavy favorite.
所以只要你输了 我的九根手指就能保住 So, if ya lose I keep all nine of my fingers.
但这是我的梦想 But this is my dream.
我会有其他的梦想 拜托 就算是为了我 You'll have other dreams. Come on, do it for me.
奎泽尔的表现完美 Stunning performance by Quinzel.
她简直是手到擒来 I mean, she's got this in the bag.
你要害死我了 哈琳 You're killin' me, Harleen.
一个致命错误 Ooh! A costly mistake.
谢谢你 亲爱的 谢谢你 Oh. Thank you, sweetie. Thank you.
你救了我的命 You saved my life.
以及 说实话 Also, let's be honest,
反正也不可能会有女总统的 there ain't never gonna be a lady president anyway.
我恨你 I hate you.
我想杀了你 I wanna kill you!
那是我最痛苦的一天 That was my worst day.
我很高兴那混蛋烂在监狱里了 Ugh, I'm glad that sonuvabitch is rottin' in jail.
亲爱的 Hey, sweetie.
他出狱了 我们复合了 He got out and we kinda got back together.
为什么 他说过的每个承诺都没做到 Why? He broke every promise he ever made!
他道了歉 还做了很多新的承诺 And he apologized for that and made a whole bunch of new ones!
而且他还在监狱里给我做了这条美丽的手链 Plus, he made me this beautiful bracelet in jail.
这是防水的 能下到50米深 It's water resistant, up to 50 meters.
女子篮球联赛很垃圾 People shit on the WNBA,
但我很正派 but I'm a purist.
别再给我看那些个扣篮了 Get those dunks the fuck outta my face.
给我来一个漂亮的弹跳传球 Give me a nice crisp bounce pass.
那才是我爱的 That's my shit.
我最喜欢基本功 I'm more about the fundamentals!
不要打断我 Do not interrupt me.
你只是一株蒲公英草 我是一株成年植物 You're a dandelion weed. I'm a grown ass plant.
什么 艾薇在一个守卫 What? Ivy's in a well...
森严的监狱里 guarded prison.
艾薇被 Ivy's been captured--
星球建造者抓了 and Planet Pavers...
需要我找哈莉 and needs me to find Harley...
去本松赫斯特 in Bensonhurst--
救她 to rescue her?
是我嗨大了 Am I super baked
还是两株植物在互相对话 or are two plants talking to each other right now?
查兹 你要开车送我去布鲁克林 Chaz, you gotta drive me to Brooklyn.
亲爱的 一只小鸟告诉我街头的牙医 Honey, a birdie just told me the dentist down the street
刚离婚了 just got divorced.
他是我见过最高的犹太人 我能介绍你们认识 Tallest Jew I've ever seen. I could introduce ya.
不了 妈妈 能把豌豆给我吗 No, Ma. Can ya pass me the peas?
就在那坨屎边上 They're right next to that piece of shit.
哈琳 拜托 怎么了 Oh, Harleen, come on! Talk to me.
我每天都在后悔我做的那些事 Hasn't been a day gone by I haven't regretted what I did.
艾薇 你说得没错 爸爸真恶心 哈哈哈
那锦标赛后一周你用多的钱 Oh. How about a week after the championship
给自己买了一辆跑车的时候呢 when ya bought a Trans Am with the extra money?
好吧 那个我不后悔 Okay, I didn't regret that.
但是总而言之是很后悔 But on the whole, though, a lotta regret.
我现在改过自新了 I'm reformed now.
后来再也没有赌过 Haven't placed a single bet since.
那你怎么被关进监狱的呢 Oh, then why were ya sent to jail?
老样子 Eh, the usual.
差点把一个爱尔兰人打死 和赌博无关 Almost beat an Irish to death. Nothing to do with gamblin'.
爱尔兰人是坏人 他们就像老鼠 亲爱的 The Irish are a menace. They're like rats, honey.
他就是老鼠 He's the rat.
你根本就没变 You ain't changed one bit.
要是我知道你在这里 我绝对不会回来的 I never woulda come back home if I'd known ya were here.
我只想和爱我的人一起 I just wanna be with people who love me.
比如妈妈 奶奶 巴里 Like Ma, Grandma, Barry--
亲爱的弟弟
哈琳 我真的对我做的事很抱歉 Aw, Harleen, I am so sorry for what I did.
我希望你能原谅我 I'm hopin' you'll forgive me
因为我永远无法原谅我自己 'cause I'll never be able to forgive myself.
怎么样 亲爱的 What do ya say, sweetheart?
很美吧 Beautiful.
去你妈的 Fuck you.
至少我们打开了沟通的大门 Least the lines of communication are opening.
这是个好开端 That's a start.
一起来享用一顿快乐的晚餐吧 Let's just have a nice dinner, huh?
奶奶见到你真的很高兴 Grandma's really happy to see you.
真的 It's true.
我不知道我还能吃几顿这样的晚餐了 I don't know how many of these dinners I've got left.
什么意思 奶奶 What do ya mean, Grandma?
我上周去看医生了 Well, I went to the doctor last week.
我得脑癌 I got the brain cancer.
上帝啊 这脑癌还真是严重 Jesus! That's an aggressive form of brain cancer.
有人想杀了我们 你这个笨蛋 Someone's tryin' to kill us, ya idiot.
好吧 你为谁干活的 All right, who ya workin' for?
爸爸 你在干什么 Dad! The fuck are ya doin'?
他杀了奶奶 He killed Grandma.
虽然她马上就要死了 I mean, she was gonna die shortly anyway,
但那应该是上帝的决定 but that was God's trigger to pull.
大家都说"上帝行事神秘" Well, they say, "he works in mysterious ways".
上帝不会派杀手来 妈妈 God doesn't send assassins, Ma.
我差点就要查出是谁派这混蛋来杀我了 I was about to find out who sent this bastard here to kill me.
他不是来杀你的 Oh, he wasn't here to kill you.
他是来杀我的 He's here to kill me.
这都是你的错 你又开始赌博了 This is your fault. You've been gamblin' again.
不 我和你说了 No! I told ya.
听着 最近很艰难 我们省吃俭用 Look, it's been hard times. We were scrapin' by.
我想去卖房子 I tried to get into real estate,
但是你知道一套长裤西服装要多少钱吗 but do ya know how much a pant suit costs?
三位数呢 Three figures!
莎伦 拜托 Oh, Sharon, please.
听着 我向 Look, I took out a loan
唯一愿意帮我的嘿帮借了钱 from the only mooks that'd give me one.
是黑帮 拼... The M-O-B. That spells--
我知道怎么拼 妈妈 I know what it spells, Ma.
如果你们有困难 为什么不联系我 Look, if you were in trouble, why didn't ya call me?
我是不想浪费你的时间 I didn't wanna waste your minutes.
这都不是你的问题 哈琳 None of this is your problem, Harleen.
我会和黑帮谈谈 和他们讲道理 I'll talk to the mob, try to reason with them.
他们以明事理出名的 They're famous for bein' reasonable.
他们会杀了你的 小尼 They'll kill ya, Nicky!
那至少你们对我最后的记忆是 Then at least the last memory you'll have of me
我终于做了正确的事 is finally doin' the right thing.
好吧 站住 All right, stop!
我也去 I'm comin'.
你要为你的老爹挺身而出吗 You're gonna stick up for your old man?
当然不 Hell, no.
我只知道你搞砸了以后 他们会就会杀了妈妈 I just know when ya fuck this up, they'll kill Ma next.
妈妈餐馆
加百果 Gabbagool!
这些对于"我们不该说的话"都是很好的建议 All great suggestions for things we need'a stop sayin'.
不然我们只会强化有损我们的刻板印象 Otherwise we're just feedin' a harmful stereotype.
你在干什么 扇你一巴掌 What are you doing? Slap ya in the face.
别在脸上表现出来 Get that out of your face.
这是干什么 What is this?
伙计们 Hey, guys.
我知道我欠你们一大笔钱 I realize I owe you a buncha money,
但我想 but I'm wonderin'--
你们哪个肉球崽子杀了我奶奶 Which one of ya meatballs killed my grandma?
我的天 Whoa! Holy shit!
你是哈莉·奎茵 You're Harley Quinn.
没错 That's right.
要么免了我爸的债 要么我杀了你们 So either forgive my dad's debt or I kill all of ya.
我们的生意可不是这么谈的 That ain't how our business works.
是的 这是基于贷款 Yeah. It's based on loans
以及贷款相应的利息 and the interest attached to those loans.
我们为社区打理 We're servicing a sector of the community
财政上容易被忽视的一个模块 traditionally ignored by the financial sector.
本松赫斯特是我们的地盘 我... Yeah! Bensonhurst is our turf and I'm not--
再也不能嚼小牛肉了吗 ...gonna ever be able to chew veal parm again?
你这个疯子 You fuggin' bitch.
我们杀她的时候可以尊重点 We can be respectful while killing her.
抓住她 小的们 Get her boys!
哈琳 后空攻击 Harleen! Front-sault!
阿拉伯双翻滚 Arabian Double Front!
往后空翻 Backwards salto!
我说往后 I said backwards!
稳稳落地 Stuck the landing, kiddo.
我不该让你输掉那场不死啊的 哈琳 Oh, I never shoulda made you lose that championship, Harleen.
看到你完美地完成动作 Seeing ya do that routine perfectly
比任何该死的手指都要好 is better than any dumb 'ol finger.
我觉得完美说不上 I don't know about perfect.
我落地的时候还是晃了晃 I mean stumbled a little on the landing.
趴下 Get down!
如果你还有所怀疑 Ugh. In case you're wonderin',
我给你竖起两个大拇指 冠军 I'm givin' ya a double thumbs up, champ.
授粉让我好硬... Pollinate me harder...
你就这点吗 That's all you got?
我们到底在哪里 查兹 Where the hell are we? Chaz!
车 车 车 发动车 Car, car, car! Start the car!
他们来了 快走 They're coming, let's move it!
趴下 Get down!
怎么回事 What the fuck is goin' on?
我以为你只是个卖大麻的 I thought you were just a weed dealer.
大麻在哪里都合法 Weed's legal everywhere, man.
我转业到幻觉蜂蜜了 I'm diversifying into hallucinogenic honey.
该侠盗猎车到墨西哥去了 Time to GTFO 'ah May-hico.
墨西哥 我们应该去布鲁克林 Mexico? We're supposed to be in Brooklyn.
那基本就在墨西哥隔壁 Which is basically next to Mexico.
不要再舔蜂蜜了 赶紧开车 Stop lickin' that goddamn honey and drive this car.
舔一下就能看到上帝 One lick ya see God.
舔两下你就能硬邦邦地晕... Two licks and ya pass out with a giant hard...
该死 查兹 Goddammit, Chaz!
弗兰克 你可以的 Okay, Frank, you've got this.
我来了 哈莉 I'm coming, Harley.
哈莉真是一直在给你发信息 Wow. Harley has been texting nonstop.
最近一条说她觉得"超难过鸭" This last one says she feels "ducking awful."
我觉得她想说"超他妈难过" I think she meant the F word.
"我真的很抱歉 我犯了一个错误 "I'm super sorry. I made a mistake.
我从来没想伤害你 什么什么的 "I never wanted to hurt you. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
不要买这双靴子" "Don't buy those boots."
她说得没错 Well, she's right about that.
我也觉得你驾驭不了猫跟 I don't think you can pull off a kitten heel.
我买了 但是后来我退了 好吗 You know what? I bought them, but I returned them. Okay?
我同意 我不适合猫跟 I agree with you. I'm, like, not a kitten heel person.
能不能...能不能把我的手机给我 Can I just... Can I have my phone,
让我和她...和她发短信告别 so I can... I can text her goodbye?
我觉得你要让她来救你 Feels like you're gonna ask her to come save you.
古斯 你是认真的吗 Gus, are you serious?
你真的觉得我会对你做这种事吗 You really think I would do something like that to you?
我们关系已经很融洽了 We have built a rapport.
我见过很多有毒的友谊 Mmm, yeah. I've seen a lot of toxic friendships
最好的办法就是一刀两断 and the best thing to do is just cut them loose.
让我帮你撕掉这创口贴 Let me rip that band-aid off for you.
不不不 不要 不要 No, no. Don't, don't, don't, don't.
好吧 Oh. Okay.
现在我再回短信 And now I'll text her back.
该死 Oh, shit.
最爱的奶奶
你真该看看我女儿的表现 Oh! Ya shoulda seen my daughter.
穿梭着捅穿那些家伙的喉咙 Doin' cartwheels, stabbin' guys in the throat.
我好自豪 Oh, I was so proud.
爸爸 你救了我的命 Dad, ya...ya saved my life.
这根本不是一坨屎 Which is very un-piece of shit like.
我说了 你爸爸变了 I'm tellin' ya, your father's changed.
他给你竖起了大拇指 He gave his good thumb for you.
我女儿值得 Worth it for my daughter.
拇指也没有那么有用啦 Ugh, thumbs are overrated.
我爱你 I love you.
你回来真是太好了 亲爱的 It's been so nice havin' ya here, honey.
真可惜 你明天就要走了 Sad to see ya go tomorrow.
艾薇 我们已经不是朋友了 滚
我也不知道 I don't know.
反正哥谭也没有人等我 There's nobody really waitin' for me in Gotham.
我来这里是想多陪陪妈妈 I came here hopin' to spend some time with Ma,
但现在我们团聚了 我还挺高兴的 but actually kind of glad we could all be here together.
她在这里啊 There she is.
爷爷 Grandpa?
我听说你回来了 奶奶死了 I heard you were in town and Grandma's dead.
两个庆祝的理由 Two reasons to celebrate.
以及 我昨天去看过医生了 Also, got a checkup at the doc yesterday.
说我的血压涨上天了 Says my blood pressure's through the roof.
我也不确定我还剩多久时间了 Not sure how much longer I got.
所以我们来喝酒吧 So let's drink.
这血压可不是开玩笑的 That blood pressure's no joke!
天啊 Oh, my God!
天啊 这些黑帮真是不消停 Jesus! The mob's never gonna stop.
但只要我在 我就会保护我的家人 But as long as I'm here, I'm gonna keep my family safe.
爸爸 Dad?
哈琳 亲爱的 对不起 Harleen, honey. I'm sorry.
你的悬赏可有几百万呢 There was a million dollar bounty on ya.
我本来不想自己杀你 I didn't wanna have to kill ya myself,
于是我透信息给杀手让他们杀你 so I tipped off an assassin to collect a finder's fee.
没想到吧 Big whoop!
但你就是做不到 对吧 你这个混蛋 But ya couldn't do it! Could you, you fucking piece of shit?
你 You...
混蛋 Shit person!
你一直都在骗我 You were lying to me the whole time!
不不不 我没有骗你 No, no, no, no, no. I was not lying.
我的确欠了黑帮一大笔钱 I did owe the mob a lotta money.
我只是想在等杀手杀掉你的时候 I just figured while I was waitin' on the assassin to kill you,
还能顺便让你帮我干掉黑帮 I could get ya to take out the mob for me.
你干什么 What are ya doin?
我想要的和所有犹太母亲想要的一样 All I wanted was what every Jewish mother wants,
让你嫁个医生 for you to marry a doctor.
但我就是医生 But I am a doctor!
看看你 And now look at ya.
我那么努力软硬皆施 I tried so hard to get ya to change your life
想尽办法改变你的人生 in the most passive aggressive way possible
这就是你谢我的方式 and this is the thanks I get?
喊叫和打斗 Yellin' and fightin'?
但我是你的女儿 But I'm your daughter.
我知道 I know.
所以到杂货店里 人人都会唾弃我们 That's why people spit at us at the grocery store.
你变成"哈莉·奎茵"后 When you became "Harley Quinn,"
我们就变成了附近的笑柄 we became the laughingstock of the neighborhood.
是我让你们变成笑柄吗 Oh, oh, I'm the reason you're the laughingstock?
爸爸到处赖账呢 What about Dad bein' a fuckin' deadbeat?
这里是本松赫斯特 It's Bensonhurst!
你只要揍个爱尔兰人 人们就会忘记很多事 You beat an Irish and people forget a lotta things.
混蛋 我要杀了你 Piece of shit, I'll fuckin' kill you.
我不知道你为什么这么难过 I do not know why you're so upset.
我以为你会理解 I figured you'd understand.
毕竟 你是一个和我一样的罪犯 After all, you're a criminal, like me.
我和你完全不一样 I'm nothin' like you.
你当然是了 你当然和我一样 Oh, sure ya are! Of course ya are!
你背叛了你的手下 就像我背叛了你 Ya turned on your crew just like I turned on you.
有其父必有其女 Classic case a' samesies.
没有其女 No samesies!
我没有背叛我的团队 是他们离开了我 I didn't turn on my crew. They left me!
没错 因为你和那个怪异小丑 Yeah, 'cause you were suckin' face
互相啃脸 with that goyische clown.
你对男人的品味总是很糟糕 You've always had bad taste in men.
天 不知道是从谁身上继承的 Gee, I wonder where I learned that from?
我的包礼物工作台 Oh, my gift wrapping station!
哈琳 求你了 别杀了你爸爸 Harleen, please don't kill your father.
没错 我们是一家人 Yeah, we're family.
家人不会互相残杀 Family doesn't kill each other.
你们不是我的家人 You people are not my family.
你们知道吗 And ya know what?
你们根本就不配 You're not even worth it.
哈莉 你怎么了 Harley? What happened to you?
看看谁醒了 Well, look who's up.
哈琳 Harleen?
怎... Wha...
我这是幻觉有多严重了 How much of this am I hallucinating?
镜子中的影像可能看上去没有那么真实
只有我是 Just me.
奇怪的是 那个晕到的勃起男 Weirdly the passed out guy with the boner
和开车的植物都是真的 and the plant driving the car are both real.
你为什么让我回到本松赫斯特 Why did ya tell me to go back to Bensonhurst?
镜子中的影像可能看上去没有那么真实
我要辩白一句 In my defense,
我怎么知道你父母会为了一百万赏金 how could I have possibly known your parents
就想把你杀了 would try to kill you for a million dollar bounty?
再说了 谁想你死 Who wanted you dead, by the way?
不知道 可能是任何人 No idea. Feels like it could be anyone.
我现在无依无靠了 连艾薇都恨我 Now I got no one left. And even Ivy hates me.
你在胡言乱语什么 艾薇不恨你 What the fuck you babblin' about? Ivy doesn't hate you.
我来找你是因为艾薇说她需要你 I'm only here because Ivy says she needs you.
她被抓了 危在旦夕 She's been captured. It's life or death.
什么 What?
快去 Step on it.
欢迎来到哥谭市
我就是那时告诉我妈妈 我不想做律师 That's when I told my mother I don't want to be a lawyer.
我感兴趣的是孩童早教 My passion is early childhood education.
我告诉你 她可不... And let me tell you, she did not...
博士来了 Doctor's here.
抱歉 看来是收割的时间了 Sorry, I guess it's time for harvesting.
你到底是谁 让我看看你的脸 Who the fuck are you? Show me your face.
你可能得准备个袋子 Uh... Gonna have to settle for a bag.
约书亚 Joshua!
怎么了 贝恩 Whatup, Bane?
我刚刚看到你叔叔给你的联盟公司卡 I just saw the statement from the Legion corporate card
发来的声明 that your Uncle Penguin gave you.
你下令悬赏 Did you put a down payment
杀死哈莉·奎茵吗 on a bounty to kill Harley Quinn?
什么 才没有 What? Pfft. No.
你就是个骗子 You are a lying liar!
好吧 是的 她毁了我的成年礼 Okay, yes! She ruined my bar mitzvah.
我要她去死 去死 去死 I want her dead. Dead. Dead. Dead!
信用卡只能用在紧急情况 The credit card is for emergencies only,
但你的账单都是糖果 电子烟笔 but your bill is all candies, and vape pens,
还有叫什么"邂逅海豚"的鬼玩意 and something suspiciously labeled "dolphin encounter."
你要悬赏就得用现金 When you put out a hit, you pay in cash.
好吧 我来取消 Okay, fine, I'll cancel it.
已经取消了 因为我是这种信用卡的管理人 Already done because I am this credit card's reckoning.
我要断掉这张卡 我要剪成两半... I am cutting this card and I am cutting it in half--
不 求你了 我不喜欢你这么做 贝恩 No. Please. I hate when you do this, Bane.
-这刀口都钝了 -贝恩 - These blades are dull. - Bane!
-我来折断 -不要 - I will bend it. - Don't do that.
太晚了 Too late!
你以为我想做一个用信用卡的人吗 Do you think I want to be credit card paying man?
我也是有梦想的 I have dreams, too!
对不起 贝恩 不 你说得对 Sorry, Bane. No, you're right.
你说得对 我不该想杀死哈莉 You're right. I shouldn't have tried to kill Harley.
我只是太...冲动了 Aw, I guess I was just being...impulsive.
因为你还年轻 Because you are young.
通往成熟的路还有很长 约书亚 The road to maturity is a long one, Joshua.
该死 谁放在这里的 Ahhh! Goddammit! Who put that there?
炸个粉碎吧 Blow up on the ground
你这该死的办公室椅 you stupid office chair!