你为什么从来不去基地食堂吃午饭 Why don't you ever go to the commissary for lunch?
我知道我不会喜欢的 I know I'm not gonna like it.
但是他们每天都会换菜式 But they change their menu every day.
你怎么知道你自己不会喜欢 How could you possibly know you don't like it?
我不喜欢那种准备食物的风格 I don't like that style of food preparation.
什么叫"准备食物的风格" What does that even mean? "Style of food preparation"?
不用担心 Don't worry.
这里没有植物 Without any plants around,
她只不过是一个弱小无助的女人 she's just another weak, helpless woman.
但她依然有手 Uh, who still has hands
还有《第二修正案》[公民持枪] and the goddamn Second Amendment.
显然我是支持背景调查 Obviously I support background checks
以及基本持枪权的 and common sense gun laws.
她在那里 There she is.
-喂 站住 -喂 - Hey you, stop! - Hey!
出口
该死 Shit.
想在手术日逃跑 Trying to escape on surgery day.
别担心 Don't worry.
费用由医保承担 Insurance will cover it.
这当然是开玩笑了 Obviously that was a joke.
医保绝对不会出这个钱 Insurance would never pay for this.
我觉得我们都一致同意 I think we can all agree
他们才是真正的坏人 对吧 they're the real villains, yeah?
我会同意... I would agree with th--
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她被抓进去都是我的错 Ugh, it's my fault she's in there.
我都不敢想象他们对他做了什么 I can't even imagine what they're doing to her.
你觉得应该不会...比如折磨她吧 You don't think it's, like, torture, right?
我觉得你应该自信点 I don't think it's like torture.
把比如这两个字给我去掉 That's motherfuckin' torture right there.
去他妈的 我要把她救出来 Screw this. I'm gettin' her out.
那里有很多拿着枪的大男孩 That is a lot of big boys with guns,
你只是一个拿着球棍的弱女子 and you're one petite young woman with a bat.
他们可不会一个一个和你单挑 They aren't gonna come at you one at a time.
这可不是这么玩的 That's not how that shit work!
其实一般小兵打斗都是这个流程 Mmm, that's actually standard goon operating procedure.
不好意思 Excuse me.
我迷路了 所以... I'm so dang lost and so--
他们现在玩"全部一起上"了 Oh, they're doing the "All at once" way now.
你知道你需要什么吗 You know what you need?
-更多球棍吗 -更多同伙 - More bat? - More crew.
狂野鸡翅
你好 哥谭市 我是谜语人 Hello, Gotham. Riddler here.
很抱歉打扰你们看橄榄球比赛 Sorry to interrupt your football match,
但是我在哥谭的某个地方藏了一颗炸弹 but I've hidden a bomb somewhere in Gotham.
不过别担心 蝙蝠侠 Oh, but don't worry, Batman.
我会给你一个小小的提示谜语 Here's a little riddle to help you find it.
扔掉外面的 烹饪里面的 You throw away the outside and cook the inside.
吃掉外面的 扔掉... Then you eat the outside and throw away the--
你做得很好 老大 You're doing great, boss.
你扔掉外面的... You throw away the outside...
抱歉 Oh, sorry.
你扔掉... Uh, you throw away the...
你扔掉外面的 烹饪里面... You throw away the outside and cook the inside--
你他妈在干什么 What the hell are you doing?
我只有一点小小的想法 I just have one tiny thought.
也许可以说"扔掉外面的" Maybe say, "Throw away the outside."
你听听我把重音放在哪里 Do you see where I put the emphasis?
你这是在跟我对台词吗 Did you just give me a fucking line reading?
我们在直播呢 We're live!
没错 这才对 Yes, this guy!
你刚刚用谜语威胁哥谭的时候怎么没有这种气势 Where's this guy when you're threatening Gotham with a riddle?
去吧 趁你还有感觉 Go, now, while you feel it.
算了 不管了 是玉米 All right. You know what? Screw it. It's corn.
炸弹在玉米工厂 切掉 The bomb's at the corn factory. Cut the feed.
我能暂时借用一下泥脸吗 Uh, can I borrow Clayface for a minute?
借用 求你带走他吧 Borrow? Take him, please.
永远消失在我眼前 Now, forever, be gone.
你好 泥脸 Hey, Clayface!
-奎茵小姐 -你看上去很棒 - Hmm. Ms. Quinn. - You look great.
你最近减泥了吗 Have you lost some clay?
是的 我觉得很充实 Yes. I'm feeling very fulfilled.
我的人生那么丰富多彩 My life is thick and rich.
听着 我知道我保证我会罩着你们 Listen, I know I promised to take care of you guys,
但是我却把你晾在一边都晒干了 instead, I left you out to dry.
你们对我来说不仅仅只是一个团队 You guys aren't just a crew to me.
你是还是我唯一的家人 You're the only family I've got.
你想的是数字17 You're thinking of the number 17.
顺便 他和他的秘书丹妮丝好上了 Also, FYI he's banging his assistant Denise.
我们不是家人 We are not family.
你说得对 我对你们根本不是对待家人的态度 You're right. I didn't treat you like family.
其实是的 但那是我的家人对待别人的态度 Well, I did, but I treated you like my family treats people,
那种态度不好 很糟糕 which is bad not good.
丹妮丝 你知道你上司的密码吗 Now, Denise, do you know your boss' password?
以及 我听到你说的话了 And, yes, I heard you,
但是我就是主动刻意地不理你 but I'm passive aggressively not responding.
我只是想要第二次机会 All I'm asking for is a second chance.
我加入毁灭军团后 When I got to the Legion of Doom,
我忘记我能加入那里 I forgot that the only reason I was there
完全是你们的功劳 was because of you guys.
但我以后不会再忘记了 But I won't forget again.
所以 怎么说 So, what do you say?
-不 -不 - No. - No.
-不可能了 -不行吗 艾薇被绑架了 - Never gonna happen. - No? Ivy's kidnapped!
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-什么 -怎么是艾薇 - What? - Not Ivy.
-我们要救她 -没错 - We got to save her. - Yeah.
你这鬼话术到底从哪里学的 Where the hell did you learn how to give a speech?
翻译 小酸奶
你得把你的重点放在最前面 You put your thesis statement at the motherfuckin' top.
对不起 对不起 对不起 Sorry, sorry, sorry!
听着 艾薇需要我们 我自己一个人不行 Look, Ivy needs us, and I can't do it on my own.
校对 小酸奶
我们会帮你 哈莉 We'll help you, Harley.
-耶 -为艾薇 - Yay! - For Ivy.
-还是耶 -然后我们再也 - Still yay. - And then we never
时间轴 无关风粤
不想再见到你 want to see you again, all right?
少耶一点 但是比今天早上多耶一点 Less yay, but more yay than I had this morning.
怎么回事 什么在晃动 我们要整活了吗 What's happening? What's shakin'? We pullin' a caper?
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什么 不 你都去哪里了 What? No. Where the hell you been?
我们一周前就散伙了 We broke up a week ago.
总监 小酸奶
什么 我们散伙了 我好绝望 What? We broke up? I'm devastated.
我还以为这是我的终身团队呢 I thought this was my forever crew.
你在做什么梦 What the hell are you talkin' about?
你从来就不是团队的一员 You've never been in the crew.
但是你可以帮忙拯救艾薇 But you can come help rescue Ivy.
太好了 你不会后悔的 哈莉宝贝 Hi-ya! You won't regret this, Harley baby.
我来开车 我是一个优秀的... I'll do the driving! I'm an excellent...
司机 Driver!
为 给我让...你这个混蛋 Hey! Get out of the... Ugh, you schmuck.
拜托 要是你不想死 Come on! If you don't wanna die,
就别站在路上 get out of the road!
别吐 别吐 Don't throw up, don't throw up.
别吐 Don't throw up!
不要用语言描述了 Stop verbalizing it.
你会让我... You're going to make me--
我真不知道你是怎么忍得了你自己的 I do not know how you live with yourself.
上帝啊 Holy shit!
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你好啊 伙计 Hey, how you doing, buddy boy?
我要把这些椒盐卷饼裹香肠运到哪里 Where do you want me to set up the pretzel wrapped wieners?
椒盐卷饼裹香肠
Pretzel-wrapped wieners!
天啊 今天是什么大日子 Oh, boy! What's the occasion?
这是你们的老大为你们 It's a big thank you from the boss
辛勤工作献上的大谢礼 for all your hard work.
这真是 Oh, that is just...
你以为他们没有注意到 但其实他们都有数 You think they don't notice, but they notice.
这简直就像是在吃我的童年 It's like eating my childhood.
让他们进来 Here, let these guys in.
谁想要来一根椒盐卷饼裹香肠 Who wants a pretzel-wrapped wiener?
完美到位 Like a glove.
天啊 这是真的 Holy shit! It's true!
椒盐卷饼裹香肠 Pretzel-wrapped wieners!
先生们和神经 开始第二阶段 Gentlemen and Psycho, begin phase two.
她在那里 There she is.
恭喜你 妈妈 你马上就要孕育出 Congratulations, Mom, you're going to give birth
哥谭的毁灭了 to the destruction of Gotham.
我的费洛蒙 My pheromones.
你要用这些做什么 What did you do with them?
我也很想给你看 Oh, I'd love to show you,
但在我释放的时候 but by the time I unleash it,
你会忙着尖叫 you'll be too busy screaming.
恐惧毒素 植物混合物
不 恐惧毒素 Oh, no, fear toxin.
真没想到啊 Didn't see that coming.
混球 毒药对我没用 Hey, shithead, poisons don't work on me.
那是我最擅长的 That's, like, literally my thing.
所以我用了你的基因 Which is why I used your DNA
给你专门打造了特殊混合剂 to engineer a special blend just for you.
给谜语人打工好玩吗 Was it fun henching for Riddler?
听说他有口臭 I heard his breath smells,
但是和我爆料的这个人本身口气就很臭 but the person who told me that had nasty breath,
所以他说的话可能不可靠 so he could be an unreliable source.
伙计们 闭嘴 Guys, shut it.
要是我们听不到艾薇的声音 我们就找不到她 We can't find Ivy if we can't hear her.
是她的声音 跟我来 That's her! Follow me!
天啊 他们对她做了什么 Oh, my God! What'd they do to her?
我觉得他们给艾薇下毒了[毒藤女] I fear they've poisoned Ivy.
没什么 Nothing?
应该在轻松点的时候抖这个机灵的 Should've saved that for a lower-stakes situation.
艾薇 没事了 我们来了 Ive, it's okay, we're here!
其实 有事 Actually, it's not okay.
恐惧毒素摧毁了她的大脑 The fear toxin's destroying her brain.
如果我们不赶紧做点什么 Unless we do something soon,
她会永远变成这样 she's gonna be stuck like this forever.
别担心 我知道该怎么救她 Don't worry. I know just how to save her.
你为什么要这么做 Why the fuck did you do that?
我们得把她打晕 我们才能进入她的脑子 I had to knock her out so we can get into her brain,
就像你们进入我脑子时把我打晕了 like I was knocked out when you went into mine.
不 Uh, no.
你只是之前正好晕了 You just happened to be knocked out before.
所以你其实只是 So, really, all you've done
给你朋友脸上来了一拳 笨蛋 is punch your friend in the face, you idiot.
好吧 Oh, well, whoops.
好了 我们赶紧进去救她吧 All right, let's get in there and fix her up.
以及 大家别提我打脸的事 Also, let's not mention the whole face punchin' thingy.
-走吧 -但如果我们都进入她的脑子 - Let's go! - But if we go in her brain,
我们的身体就会无助乖巧地暴露在外 that'd leave our bodies out here all cute and unprotected.
我来保护你们乖巧的身体 I'll protect your cute bodies.
不 不 你上次和我们乖巧的身体一起时 No, no. Last time you were alone with our cute bodies,
还想把我们全烧了 you tried to burn them.
喂 这已经算好的了 Hey, hey, hey, I could've done much worse.
好了 赶紧进她脑袋里 Come on, get in her noggin.
伊薇就指望你们了 Evie's counting on ya.
艾薇 是艾薇 Ivy. It's Ivy!
好吧 我们进去 赛待在外面 All right, we're going in. Sy's stayin'.
没问题 Hot dog!
上帝啊 Holy shit.
恐惧毒素激活了 The fear toxin has activated
艾薇所有最强烈的恐惧 all of Ivy's biggest fears.
伙计们 这边 Hey, guys, over here.
遇到了一些新朋友 真是太好了 Wow, what a beautiful day to meet some new friends.
我真幸运 I'm so lucky.
真是太暴力了 That was incredibly violent.
没想到树的体内有这么多东西 I did not realize there was so much stuff inside of trees.
它冲我们来了 It's comin' for us!
谁来做点什么啊 Somebody do something!
好想法 老伙计 Good thinking, old chum,
你知道我会卡在齿轮里 但我不会有事 knowing I would clog up its gears, but it wouldn't kill me.
对 我... Yeah, that was, uh...
我就是这么想的 That was definitely a thing I knew.
我们现在该怎么办 What the hell are we supposed to do now?
有人提出了一个驱动剧情 Oh, does someone have a plot-driven question
需要魔力答案的问题吗 that needs a magical answer?
让我来为你们效劳 Let me be of service.
我希望我能有那种有魔力的背景音 那种... I wish I had that magical sound in the background, that...
就是这样 There it is!
弗兰克秀能不能停一停 赶紧说正事 Can we stop with the Frank show and get on with it?
艾薇的脑子被稻草人的恐惧毒素扭曲了 Hmm. Ivy's brain is warped by Scarecrow's fear toxin,
这激活了她所有最大的恐惧 which has activated all her biggest fears.
为了拯救她 你们要毁掉她 To save her, you need to destroy the thing
最恐惧的东西 she fears most.
我们要怎么弄清楚那是什么 And how do we figure out what that is?
我想肯定不是这个怪物碎木机 Well, I guess it's not this monster wood chipper.
不然还能是什么 What the hell else could it be?
你们没看到那边的那座恐怖大宅吗 Do you not see the creepy ass mansion right there, huh?
超级恐怖大街111号 111 Creepy Ass Street.
小艾薇 Aw, little Ivy.
潘梅拉 你的朋友们呢 Pamela, where are all your friends?
你说得没错 亲爱的 她没有朋友 You were right, dear, she has no friends.
我以为你至少还能有一个朋友 但是妈妈更了解你 I thought you had at least one friend, but Mother knew better.
我们应该雇一些小矮人 假装成 We should've hired those dwarfs to pretend to be kids
假装喜欢你的小孩 to pretend to like you.
艾薇最大的恐惧当然是她的残忍老爹 Of course Ivy's biggest fear is her cruel father.
我们原生父亲都有问题 Oh, we've all got daddy issues.
我们要把你这个 Hey, we're gonna kick your
养尊处优的小白脸踢回寄宿学校 trust-fund-having ass back to boarding school.
救救我 Help me!
坚持住 小艾薇 我来救你了 Hang on, little Ive, I'm comin' for ya!
你让我死了 You let me die!
我们要想办法回到那个大宅里 Okay, we gotta figure a way back into that mansion
杀死那个混蛋 to kill that son of a bitch.
艾薇的爸爸不是她最深的恐惧 Ivy's dad is not her biggest fear.
她最深的恐惧还没有到来 Her biggest fear is on the way.
所有恐怖的东西都有这种笑声 All scary shit got that laugh.
天啊 风筝男 My God! Kite Man?
她害怕风筝男 She's afraid of Kite Man?
不是 笨蛋 No, dummy!
你能不能闭嘴别评头论足了 Would you can it with the commentary
好好给我看完 and just let this shit play out?
他来了 我想阻止他的 He's coming! I tried to stop him,
但是他太强大了 but he's too powerful.
我得飞走了 I gotta fly.
快飞走 Fly away.
救命 不 Help. Nah.
大家有没有觉得屁眼发紧 Everybody feel that pucker in your assholes?
这说明真正的恐怖[屎]要来了 That means shit is about to get real.
这就说得通了 Oh, well, that makes sense.
有点《圣诞颂歌》的味儿 I mean, it's a little Christmas Carol,
不过 干掉他们吧 but, eh, let's just kill 'em.
我们没事 我们很好 We're good, we're fine.
非常好 超级好 无敌好 Doing great. A-okay. Super-duper.
不能再好了 Hunky dory.
喂 这里是怎么回事 Hey, what's going on in here?
小心别烧到头发 混蛋 Hey! Watch the hair, shitbag.
我可驾驭不了《费莉希蒂》第二季的发型[大卷毛] I can't pull off a Felicity season two.
没人可以 No one can.
连费莉希蒂都不行 Not even Felicity itself.
他能把石头烧掉 Okay, he's burning rocks.
我不玩了 I'm out.
泥脸 我好像不知道把我的棍子放在哪里了 Clayface, I appear to have misplaced my bat.
棍装上线 Batter up!
真机智 Oh, that's clever.
很不错吧 It was good, wasn't it?
哈莉 你-主要是泥脸成功了 Harley, you slash-mostly-Clayface did it!
看看你的脸有多恶心 Now, to find out how gross your face is.
该死 Oh, shit!
上帝啊 又是《帝国反击战》的剧情 Dear God. We're Empire Strikes Back-ing it.
你是她最深的恐惧 You're her biggest fear?
这我可真没想到 I did not see that coming.
真是礼切沙也马兰风格[印度导演] That's some M. Night Shyamalama shit.
怎么... What the fu--
天啊 Oh, Lordy.
这里发生了什么 What happened here?
很厉害吧 Pretty great, right?
这些守卫为什么全自杀了 Why would these guards commit suicide?
自杀 是我杀了他们 Suicide? I killed them!
为了保护你们乖巧的身体 不客气 Protecting your cute bodies. You're welcome.
我为什么是她最深的恐惧 Why was I her greatest fear?
艾薇 Ivy!
虽然我有很多疑问 Though I have so many questions,
但他们马上就要毁灭哥谭了 they're about to destroy Gotham,
我们最好赶紧离开这里 so we've gotta get out of here.
谁他妈把我的头发编起来了 Who the fuck braided my hair?
我很无聊嘛 Mmm. I was bored.
天啊 Oh, Jesus.
艾薇 我为什么是你最大的恐惧 Ive, why am I your biggest fear?
哈莉 我现在不想说这些 Harley, I can't talk about this right now.
是因为我们每次出去吃饭 Is it because when we go out to eat
我都要拿甜点菜单 I always ask to get a dessert menu
导致我们的晚餐都会延长五分钟左右吗 and that makes the dinner last five minutes longer?
不 但是我的确不喜欢这样 No, but I do hate that
因为你从来什么都不点 because you never order anything.
因为我总是忘了我们家里有饼干 It's 'cause I always forget that we have cookies at home.
听着 艾薇 我一定要知道 Listen, Ive, I can't live with not knowing
为什么我是你脑子里 why I'm some bad guy in your brain
到处放火的坏人 settin' fire to things.
我爱你 I love you.
哈莉 晚点再说 Harley, later.
稻草人要用我的费洛蒙 Scarecrow's about to use my pheromones
发动一些生物战争 for some kind of biological warfare.
我们必须阻止他 We have to stop him.
我觉得我们要阻止的是他们 I think we gotta stop them.
毁灭军团 我回收我自豪
毁灭军团 这些混蛋 Legion of Doom. Those pricks!
没错 不过他们回收垃圾还是挺不错的 Yes! But it is nice to see they're recycling.
轰轰 伙计们 哥谭等着我们呢 Vroom, vroom, boys. Gotham awaits.
-该死 -好吧 那是我的错 是我的错 - Shit. - All right, that's my fault. That's on me.
我停在了残疾人车位 I parked in the handicap spot.
我知道 我知道我可以搞到许可证 I know, I know I could get the pass,
但是我这个人彻底不存在了 but I'm off the grid here.
我不会让我的名字上什么政府暗杀名单 I'm not putting my name on some fakakta government hit list.
一辆车都看不到 Not a car in sight.
你确定吗 You sure about that?
是时候了 赛 你可以的 It's time, Sy. You can do this.
1984年 一个玩具公司研制出了新的产品 In 1984, a toy company came out with a new line.
那是一个巨大的成功 It was a huge success,
中情局注意到了 and the CIA took notice.
我的最后一个任务 For my last assignment...
我去你妈的 Fuck your mother!
我用试验技术 I underwent a procedure
做了一个手术 using an experimental technology.
这永远改变了我 It changed me forever.
这让我... It made me...
变成了变形人 a transchanger.
快 到我身体里来 Quick, get in me.
伯格曼
那边 我看到他们了 Over there, I see 'em!
欢迎来到 哈莉·奎茵 高速公路 "一分您的税一分货" 没人这么说过
哈莉 我应该从来没上过哈莉·奎茵高速路 Harley, I don't think I've ever ridden on Harley Quinn Highway.
嗯 这是我用核弹威胁市政时 Yeah, they let me design it myself
他们让我自己设计的 when I threatened to nuke the city.
我现在开始有点后悔我的创意了 Kind of regrettin' some of my creative choices right about now.
那些混蛋在那里 There's the bastards.
开火吧 小子们 Let her rip, boys.
我爱枪 I love guns!
我觉得那些车是防弹的 I think the trucks are bulletproof.
让我离近一点 我来搞定 Just get me close, and I'll handle this.
艾薇 等等 Ive, wait up.
现在只有你和我了 Hey, now that it's just me and you,
我想我们能聊聊 I was hopin' we could talk a little bit about
为什么一个闺蜜觉得 why one bestie would think
另一个闺蜜是最深的噩梦 of the other bestie as her worst nightmare.
现在不行 Not now!
那现在呢 Uh, what about now?
好 你想知道我最深的恐惧是什么吗 Fine! You want to know what my biggest fear is?
我终于让我自己愿意依靠某个人 Finally allowing myself to count on someone
然后却让这个人抛弃了我 and then having them ditch me.
你他妈疯了吗 拨打寻求帮助
但我还是计划拯救你 But I was still plannin' on helping you.
你是我唯一的朋友 You were my one friend,
我只要求你帮我一个忙 and I asked you for one favor,
但是你却为了 but instead you ditched me
把你招之即去的小丑而抛弃了我 for the Joker, who treats ya like shit.
我以为你会改变 但是我错了 I thought you could change, but I was wrong.
你的人生依然建立在他会怎么看你的基础上 You still live your entire life based on what he might think.
那我们要怎么解决 So, how do we fix this?
我不知道 I don't know.
大回环 Loop!
哈莉的车没法转过来 Harley's truck's not gonna make it!
状况如何 What's the situation?
艾薇因为我几个月来忽视她而很生气 Ivy's mad at me for months of emotional neglect.
我说这路 蠢货 这路的状况 The road, schmuck, the road! Situation on the road!
还有两辆车 但是还有艾薇 Oh, two trucks left, but there's Ivy!
哪里有植物吗 Plant, anywhere?
肯定在哪里有什么植物 There's gotta be a plant somewhere.
该死 Oh, shit.
-艾薇 -抓稳了 - Ivy! - Hang on!
赛 今天之后 你也是团队的人了 Sy, after today, you're in the crew,
即使这个团队只有你和我 even if it's just you and me.
谢了 哈炸弹 我就说我能... Thanks, H-bomb. I told ya I could...
-稻草人要跑了 -马上 马上 - Scarecrow's getting away! - On it! On it.
他要从哥谭公园出口溜了 He's takin' the Gotham Park exit.
我们抓不住他了 We're not gonna catch him.
从武器储备点开过去 Drive over the weapons cache!
天啊 这是用纳税人的钱买的吗 Good God! Tax dollars actually paid for this?
停车 Pull over!
艾薇 你说得对 我被小丑影响了 Ivy, you're right. I let Joker get to me.
我背叛了我的朋友 背叛了你 I turned my back on my friends and on you.
但那是过去的我了 But that is the old me.
该炸掉她了 Time to blow her up.
看到我现在有多无私了吗 See how selfless I am now?
我们还是最好的朋友吧 Best friends again?
一切就当过去了吧 Water under the bridge?
哥谭水库 供应公共用水 不得擅自下水
这些泡泡看起来可不秒 Hmm. That bubbling seems ominous.
智能吧的那家伙 So, the guy at the Smart Bar
说一切应该没有问题 said that everything should be fine.
我说出口了 丹妮丝 I did it, Denise.
我和雪儿说 我要离开她了 I told Cheryl I'm leaving her.
现在 我和你能永远在一起了 Now it's you and me forever.
丹尼尔 Oh, Daniel.
该死 Oh, shit.
这可不妙 So, this is not great.
能不能帮帮忙 Hey, a little help over here.
有没有人有WD40[万能防锈润滑剂] Anybody have any WD-40?
或者来点椰子油 Maybe some coconut oil?
我真的好疼 I'm in a lot of pain!