我们要阻止这一切 Oh! We gotta stop this.
要是哥谭被毁了 If Gotham's destroyed we gotta move
我是不可能住到大都会去的 and there's no way I'm living' in Metropolis.
所以赶紧用你的控制植物把戏的 So do your plant control thingie
结束这一切 and put an end to this.
你知道吗 Yeah, you know what,
你说我只是"控制植物把戏"的时候 you're really taking the romance out of it
真是把我的档次都说低了 when you just call it my "plant control thingie."
伙计 住手 Hey buddy. Stop.
我...我控制不了他们 I... I can't control them.
我...他们...他们变异了 I've... They... They've mutated!
也许我狠狠骂它们会有用吗 Maybe they'll respond to heavy scolding?
你真的很不乖 You are being very disrespectful!
快跑 Run.
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看啊 Look at that,
艾薇给我们弄了一支植物大军 Ivy has procured us a tree army.
她控制不了这些植物 She can't control the plants.
哈莉 好样的 Yes, Harley. Hurrah!
我觉得这些植物不是和我们一伙的 Uh, I don't think those trees are on our side.
快跑 Run!
这是我最喜欢的上衣啊 混蛋 This is my favorite top. Dick!
罗斯福老天 Sweet Roosevelt's ghost!
针灸真的有用 Acupuncture works.
我痊愈了 宝贝 I'm healed, baby!
缓一缓 缓一缓 Ah. Easy come, easy go.
我被屠戮了 Oh, I am slain!
泥脸 不 Clayface, no!
你倘有几分仁慈 If thou be merciful...
打开墓门来 Open the tomb...
把我放在 And lay with...
朱丽叶身旁吧 Juliet.
然后落幕 And scene!
-我的天 -你真该自杀 - Oh, my God! - That deserves a suicide.
上帝啊 Sweet Jesus,
公园里全都是杀戮植物 the park's filled with murderous plants.
谢天谢地我们取消了爵士派对 Thank God we canceled Jazz Fest.
在我看来 只有一个选择了 The way I see it, there's only one option.
-把那个地方炸为平地 -吉姆 - Bomb the damn place to kingdom come. - Jim...
那里还有无辜的人 there are innocent people there.
他们没有及时看社交平台 Well, it's not our fault
没看到爵士派对已经取消了 if they don't check their social and see
那可不是我们的错 Jazz Fest was canceled.
我们不能炸掉公园 You can't bomb the park.
我们当然可以 我们有坦克呢 Of course we can. We have tanks.
是用纳税人的钱买的 The taxpayers paid for 'em.
没错 爵士派对可能取消了 Yep, Jazz Fest may have been canceled,
但我们还是能给大家奉上精彩炸裂的演出 伙计 but we can still give the people a show, buddy.
你不能伤到无辜 吉姆 I need you to be surgical about this, Jim.
一定要小心 Be prudent.
-我不能手把手... -为什么不能 - I can't hold your hand-- - Why not?
因为稻草人的植物恐惧毒素粉尘 Because Scarecrow's crop-dusting fear toxin
笼罩了哥谭四周 around the perimeter of Gotham,
让上千无辜的人都在往公园跑 forcing thousands of innocent people towards the park.
那个该死的土豆混蛋 我去搞定他 That potato sack son of a bitch. I'll handle him.
正义联盟正在赶来帮我们处理这些树 The Justice League is en route to help us with the tree problem.
-我需要你疏散公园 -没问题 - I just need you to evacuate the park. - Got it.
你知道让人离开公园 You know what would be a good way
最好的办法是什么吗 to get the people out of the park?
不能用坦克 No tanks.
爵士派对还不算是最烂的
戈登局长 So, Commissioner Gordon,
状况看起来很严重 this situation seems dire.
我们终于能看到纳税人投票 Are we finally going to see those tanks
购买的那些坦克了吗 our taxpayers voted on?
不行 那样就太... No. That wouldn't be...
不谨慎了 prudent.
唉 为什么 Oh, boo. Why?
局长:谢了 不过不用坦克
因为一些爵士嬉皮士 To minimize loss of life
不会看该死的邮件 because some jazz hippies
所以我们要最小化伤亡 can't read a goddamn email!
但是在本记者看来 Well, in this reporter's opinion
我们好像... it looks like we are--
完蛋了 So fucked!
真及时啊 蠢义联盟 Hey. Nice save, Jerk-off League!
我们不叫这个名字 That's not our name at all.
她怎么忍受得了那对笨重的手环的 Ugh, how does she pull off those clunky bracelets?
就是 真的很烦 I know, it's like annoying.
喂 谢谢你们的帮助 Well, hey you know, thanks for the help.
哈莉和她的团队将会搞定剩下的 Harley and crew will handle the rest.
喂 为什么把我绑起来了 Um... Hey! Why am I tied up?
因为你和你的麻烦精同伙 Because you and your troublesome horde
是这场混乱的始作俑者 are behind this anarchy.
什么 胡说 What? Bullshit!
哈莉·奎茵 Harley Quinn,
我宣布你和你的同伙 I declare you and your allies,
包括那个老战犯 including that elderly war criminal,
被放逐到... to be banished to...
你想来说吗 这是你负责的 You wanna say it since it's your thing?
谢谢 戴安娜 Thanks, Diana.
到幻影空间 To the Phantom Zone!
什么 你在逗我吧 What? You gotta be shittin' me.
我看到这些光了 Uh-oh, oh, I'm seeing' the light.
天啊 Oh, my God!
我还以为我不会上天堂了 I didn't think I'd make it to Heaven
毕竟我在... after what I did in...
各个地方都干了不少事 Uh... Eh, well, everywhere, I guess.
主要是在亚洲 Mostly Asia.
我们什么都没干 We didn't do any of this.
它们是树怪 They're tree monsters.
她会控制树 She controls the trees.
所以... So...
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这次你想来吗 Uh... You want to say it this time?
好吧 你们都要去幻影空间 Sure. You're all going to the Phantom Zone.
翻译 小酸奶不想做了
动手吧 卡艾尔 Now, Kal-El!
校对 小酸奶不想做了
哈莉 Harley!
时间轴 风粤在弃剧边缘
让我说实话 Make me tell the truth.
毒藤女 这是你们干的吗 Poison Ivy, did you do this?
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不是我们干的 We didn't do it.
树怪不是我们造出来的 We aren't responsible for the tree monsters.
我会偷偷看纳斯卡车赛 I secretly watch NASCAR.
我洗澡要很久 I take long showers.
总监 小酸奶不想做了
我觉得纸吸管很愚蠢 还会变得很软 I think paper straws are stupid and get too soggy.
我本来还算期待爵士派对 I was excited for Jazz Fest.
好吧 我本来很期待爵士派对 Fine. I was very excited for Jazz Fest.
天啊 Oh, God!
赶紧把这个从我身上拿下来 Someone take this off me.
如果这不是你们干的 If you're not responsible for this,
那是谁 who is?
完了 Oh, no!
不 No!
三十年前 Thirty years ago
你们这些变装混蛋 you cosplaying assholes
把我困进了一本书里 trapped me in a book.
是时候接受报应了 Time to return the favor.
你永远别想逃... You'll never get away with--
给我闭嘴 小帅哥 Shut the hell up, sexy.
给你个建议 Word of advice,
不要去闻长发公主的头发 do not smell Rapunzel's hair.
她在那个塔里可洗不了澡 Ain't no shower in that tower.
皇后 你真是帮了大忙 Queen! Oh, You really saved the day.
看来不杀你也不算太糟糕的选择 I guess not killin' ya worked out pretty well.
也不是 Not really.
快问快答 你们有谁会飞吗 Quick question. Can any of you fly?
-坐飞机会飞 -每晚梦里都会飞 - In a plane. - Every night in my dreams.
-怎么可能 -不行 我笨重得像块石头 - Ha! Outta diesel. - No. I'm basically a rock.
很好 Good.
老娘今天赚翻了 Mama's having a productive day.
我的妈啊 我们好高啊 Holy mackerel, we're up high!
我从来没有到海拔这么高的地方过 I've never been this far above sea level before.
好了 冷静点 别慌 All right. Calm down, calm down, don't panic.
我有一个对付晕高 Here's a surefire trick to combat,
百试百灵的法子 uh, way-up-aphobia.
选中地平线上一个点 盯着看 Pick a spot in the horizon and stare at it.
等等 那是对付晕船的 Oh, wait, that's for sea sickness.
我们现在是在一片云上吗 What are we, on a cloud now?
看来寓言和毁灭军团联盟 Yeah. Looks like Fables' teamed up
准备杀了我们 with the Legion to kill us.
天啊 她果然不是什么好朋友 God, she turned out to be a bad friend.
喂 我已经觉得有点无聊了 Hey-hey, I'm already bored up here.
使点你的什么植物把戏 把我们放下去 好吗 Do your stupid plant thing and get us the hell down. Okay?
你知道我控制不了童话植物 You know I can't control fairy tale plants,
秃头小妖精 you balding gremlin.
我怎么会知道 How would I have know that?
你什么时候说过 When would that have come up?
寓言其实还帮了我们个大忙 Actually, Fables may have done us a solid.
这里好像比那下面安全了 Seems much safer up here than down there.
哎哟 Fee fi fo...
玩我吧 Ah, fuck me.
喂[出自《杰克和豆茎》] ...fum.
我闻到了人类渣滓血液的味道 I smell the blood of small human scum.
好吧 我们得赶紧想办法下去 Okay, we need a way down. Now.
我们不如就像杰克一样 I say we make like Jack,
顺着豆茎爬下去 climb down the beanstalk,
砍掉豆茎 杀死巨人 chop it down, kill the giant,
和长发公主湿吻 搞定 French kiss Rapunzel. Done.
不要用你的恐怖生化手碰长发公主 Keep your creepy bionic hands off Rapunzel.
我要挑出你们的骨头给我烤面包 I'll grind your bones to bake my bread!
拜托 我们要怎么从这玩意上下去 Come on! How the hell are we gettin' off this thing?
我知道我们需要什么 I know just what we need.
一个主意 An idea.
好了 谁有主意 Yes, who's got one?
好吧 Okay.
我知道谁能帮我们 I know who can help us.
赛 把你的电话给我 Sy, give me your phone.
等等 等等 别着急 'Ey, wait, wait, wait, not so fast.
-给我 -是本地通话吗 - Give it. - Is it a local call?
赶紧给老娘 Just fuckin' hand it over.
你怎么看 比尔老哥 What do you think, Bill-doe?
你对这个风筝有什么看法 Any thoughts on this kite?
我对最后一部分还是有点犹豫不决 I'm kinda stuck on this last piece, like...
看 我女朋友打电话来了 Oh, check it out, my girlfriend's calling.
怎么了 宝贝 What up, babe?
是艾薇 我的女朋友 It's Ivy. It's my girlfriend.
没 我在设计风筝呢 Yeah, no, I'm just designing a kite.
嗯 想加点我自己的自旋小点子 Yeah, trying to put my own little spin-a-roonie on it.
你...你说什么 Wha... What's that?
我马上过去 I'll head right over!
我...我爱你 I... I love you.
她没有回应你 She didn't say it back.
可能只是信号接收不好 It's probably just bad reception.
再说了 她可能不想当着工作伙伴的面 Plus, she probably didn't want to say it
和我那么说 in front of her work friends.
等等 你记住了风筝男的电话号码 Wait, you have Kite Man's number memorized?
不 巨人来了 Oh, no, the giant's here.
你...你没有回答我的问题 You didn't... You didn't answer my question.
你怎么知道他的号码的 How do you know his number?
你觉得那个巨人的屌有多大 How big do you think that giant's dick is?
我对这个话题很感兴趣 I do want to talk about that,
但是赶紧回答我的问题 but answer my question.
好吧 我...我在和风筝男交往 Fine. I'm... I'm dating Kite Man.
什么 What?
接到你了 Ha! Got ya!
你在和风筝男交往 You're dating Kite Man?
为什么 Why?
你...你爱他吗 You...You love him?
我还没有和他说过"我爱你" I haven't said, like, "I love you" to him,
但是 我是有点爱他 but, yeah, I love him a little.
我们怎么会不知道呢 How do we not know about this?
因为你从来没有问过 Because you never asked.
就好像是 I mean, It's like...
这和你无关 ...if it's not about you...
你就不感兴趣 you're not interested.
我甚至都没有试着进行隐瞒 I wasn't even trying very hard to keep it a secret.
我经常回到家里 I kept coming home,
身上散发着风筝的味道 reeking of kite,
头发里还有树叶 leaves in my hair.
你就没觉得这很奇怪吗 Didn't you ever think that was weird?
你真的一点都不知道吗 奎茵 You seriously didn't know, Quinn?
知道的人举手 你看 Show of hands for everybody who knew. Bingo.
喂 小心你的手 Oy vey! Watch your hand!
风筝男 Kite Man!
我向他扔了一包在我裤子里 I tossed a hot sauce packet at him
发现的辣酱 that I found inside my pants.
是是拉差辣椒酱 It's Sriracha.
我们的最爱 宝贝 Our fave, babe.
我来了 I gotcha.
谢了 宝贝 Thanks, babe.
我以前从来无法理解风筝 I never got the kite thing until now,
但是这真的很壮观 but it is quite majestic.
伙计们 你们最好抓紧了 Uh. Might want to hold on tight there, gang.
你们这帮人好像有点超重 Looks like your crew's packing a few extra lbs.
没说你 宝贝 Not you, babe.
你还是一如既往的完美 You look bangin'. As per ushe.
谢谢你送我们一程 宝贝 Thanks for the ride, babe.
宝贝 随时听候差遣 Babe, anytime.
呕 Ugh! Oh, sick.
我找不到正义联盟 I can't get hold of the Justice League.
但我发现稻草人...等等 But I found Scarecrow... wait.
你戴着头盔吗 Are you wearing a helmet?
你坐在坦克上吗 Are you on a tank?
没有 No,
我...在我的滑板上 I'm... riding my skateboard.
-什么 -状况越来越失控了 好吗 - What? - The situation's gotten more dire, all right?
现在正迫切需要...坦克 Desperate times call for... tanks.
各位男子汉 还有谢利尔 Men... and Cheryl,
让我们提醒这些树 它们到底最擅长什么 let's remind these trees what they're good for,
让狗尿... letting a dog piss all over--
小戈 喜欢你的头盔 Hey, Gordo. Love the helmet.
但我觉得应该更适合我 But I think it'd look better on me.
有人有B级商业许可证吗 Anyone have a Class B commercial license?
姐们 你从坦克上冒出来的样子帅呆了 Dude! You look so good popping out of a tank.
主要是这个头盔够帅 It's mostly the helmet.
这一切都是稻草人和那些 Scarecrow and those Legion of Doom Dicks
毁灭军团的混蛋策划的 were behind this from the start.
寓言皇后竟然加入他们 And screw Fables for joining 'em.
我要在此提交我的辞呈 I hereby tender my resignation.
希望你的辞呈即刻生效 I hope it's effective immediately
因为我要被挤扁了 because I am squished.
上帝啊 Good Lord!
这些坦克会发射隐形导弹 This tank shoots invisible missiles.
多么奇妙的科技啊 What miraculous tech.
我还没有按下按钮呢 I didn't press the button.
别人把那里炸了 Someone else just blew it up.
但是谁呢 But who?
什么 What?
小丑建造那个愚蠢的塔就是为了占领哥谭吗 The Joker actually built that stupid tower to take over Gotham?
不过他还是采纳了我的想法 Although, he did use my idea
让塔从地下转出来 to have it pop out of the ground.
哥谭的市民们 Citizens of Gotham,
毁灭军团曾经坚持[竖立] the Legion of Doom used to stand for something.
现在根本没有了 Now, it's not standing at all!
你根本看不到他们了 You can't see them,
但是这个笑话被拍摄组毙了 but that joke killed with the camera crew,
他们真是最难取悦的一帮观众了 and they're the toughest audience to make laugh
他们每天都能看到这样的段子 不管怎么样 and they see this shit everyday. Anyway.
毁灭军团曾经坚持 The Legion of Doom used to stand for something,
最顶级的邪恶 top tier evil.
但是现在 他们接纳了一些 But now, they'll let in any, say...
染了廉价马尾的 second-rate clown
二流小丑 with a cheap dye job.
他怎么敢这么说 How dare he.
我每周都会去超级高端的沙龙 I go to a very high-end salon weekly.
小哈 我见过你把脑袋 Harls, I've seen you neck deep
塞进你从药店里 in six different bottles
买来的六瓶不知道哪里来的染发剂里 of that bullshit you buy at the drugstore.
该死 我忘了你在了 Damn it, I forgot you were here.
军团已经不存在了 The Legion is no more.
哥谭 你值得更好的 Gotham, you deserve better,
你需要一个更有远见的人 someone with vision,
一个会说法语的人 someone who speaks French,
当然了 在下[法语] moi, of course.
我来接管了 I'm calling it!
安息吧 哥谭市 RIP, Gotham City,
死亡之时 time of death...
就是现在 Right now!
他完蛋了 Oh. He's going down.
好了 大家回到坦克里 All right, everybody back in the tank.
要上厕所的赶紧去 If you need to pee, now's your chance.
你们这群喋血战争狂人 I want you war-crazed lunatics...
和谢利尔 ...and Cheryl,
猛轰那座塔 to unleash holy hell on that tower.
正在轰炸 长官 Unleashing, sir.
什么鬼 What the fuck!
我也不想做那个扫兴的人 Uh. I hate to be a downer,
但是我们现在完全完蛋了 but we are completely and utterly screwed.
我说得很好嘛 Oh, I wore that well.
也许我没有不想做那个扫兴的人 Hmm. Maybe I don't hate being a downer.
也许我不该对每次都要保持积极 Ooh, maybe I shouldn't feel so much pressure
而倍感压力 to put a positive spin on things.
看来我们应该搞定所有需要搞定的人了 Well, I think we fucked up everyone that needed it.
这没味儿的玩意是什么 What is this weak-ass drink?
这是你的笑话之一吗 This one of your jokes?
才1点半 It's 1:30,
我才不要周三就喝个烂醉 I'm not getting fucked up on a Wednesday.
顺便... And by the way...
哈莉怎么还活着 why is Harley still alive?
你说你会处理掉他们的 You said you took care of them!
我把他们扔到豆茎上了 I threw 'em on top of a beanstalk.
"处理掉"的意思就是杀了他们 "Took care of" means kill them.
不是用豆茎戳死他们 Not beanstalk them!
我是想杀了他们 I was trying to kill them,
只是用更加有趣和戏剧化的手法 just in a fun and cinematic way.
那个大屌巨人会杀死一切东西 That big-dicked giant kills everything.
显然没有 Apparently not!
你加入我 You joined me,
是因为你说你想站在胜利者这一边 because you said you wanted to be on the winning team.
他们不死 我们就没法胜利 Well, we can't win until they're dead.
好吧 那我就普通地杀死他们 Fine. I'll kill 'em normal.
疯狂小丑毁灭哥谭
正义联盟不知所踪 With the Justice League missing
蝙蝠侠也一直没有踪影 and no sign of Batman,
我们完全落入了一堆杀人疯子的手中 we're all just pawns in the hands of a murderous psychopath.
有一把枪指着我的脑袋 求你了了了了了
还有什么比这更好的手呢 And what better hands to be in?
这双手坚实 有力 They're firm, they're strong,
还戴着柔软的手套 and they're covered in soft, soft gloves.
另一则新闻 In other news,
脸上的恐怖伤疤真的很棒吗 are hideous scars on your face actually awesome?
疤脸 到底性不性感
但是 他们只是第二邪恶的网络电台 And yet, they're only the second most evil news network.
对吧 伙计们 Right guys?
-有人接梗吗 -我们得把这些树 - Anyone? - We gotta get those trees
引到离塔远一点的地方 好阻止小丑 away from the tower so we can stop Joker.
也许我能扮演一个植物学家 Perhaps, I could take on the role of an arborist
慢慢把他们修剪至死 and slowly trim them back to death.
那可能需要好几年 It could take years,
但是绿色植物爱好者的角色 but this green-thumbed plant enthusiast
值得挑战 is up to the challenge!
好吧 这样吧 Yeah, okay, you know what,
我去把这些树引到离塔远一点的地方 I'm gonna go and draw the trees away from the tower.
艾薇 你...小心点什么的 Ive, be, uh, you know, careful and shit.
你也是 什么的 You too. And shit.
来吧 宝贝 Come on, babe.
我们去修剪草坪吧 Let's go mow that lawn.
这家伙真的能满足你吗 So this guy really does it for you?
私下里 You know, one-on-one...
他...他... he... He...
去你妈的 神经 我不知道 Uh, fuck you, Psycho! I don't know.
你没事吧 Are you okay?
风筝男不会经常跑动 Kite Man doesn't run a lot.
大多都是用风筝 Uses kites, mostly. Phew!
是这个水把植物巨大化 This water made the plants huge,
我也有一部分是植物 and I am part plant.
所以可能对我也有同样的效果 So, it could have the same effect on me.
我知道我无法阻止你这么做 I know I can't stop you from doing this,
万一你被毒死了 so in case it kills you
或者患上了严重的失忆症 or gives you really bad diarrhea...
要是我没有问出这个问题 Um...I couldn't live with myself,
-特别的问题... -等等 你... - if I didn't ask you... - Wait, what are you...
-我肯定内心不安 -天啊 - ...this special question. - Oh, dear.
你愿不愿意让我有幸成为 Will you do me the honor of making me...
-毒藤 -你没有盒子 - Mr... - There's no box.
男 ...Poison Ivy?
你知道吗 我们 You know what, let's...
我们还是先放在一边 Let's circle back on this?
等这场灾难过去后再说吧 Just maybe after the apocalypse?
好吗 Right?
没有拒绝 Not a no.
太好了 Hell, yeah!
好了 伙计们 All right, guys.
听着 我知道这都不是你的错 Look, I know none of this is your fault.
我对我将要做的事很抱歉 And I'm sorry for what I'm about to do.
我保证等这一切结束后 I promise I'll plant, like, so many of you
我会种很多你们同类 好吗 once this is over. Okay?
对不起 Sorry.
天啊 它还只是个小孩 God, it was just a kid.
来吧 Come on!
有时间听最后的睡前故事吗 Got time for one last bedtime story?
你为什么要为小丑干活 Why would you work for Joker?
因为他和你不一样 'Cause unlike you,
他是真正的邪恶分子 he's a real evil sonovabitch.
我可是邪恶到能把你脑袋打烂 Well, I'm evil enough to bash your head in.
那就和我的奶奶说吧 Tell that shit to my grandma.
天啊 她的双眼真大 My, what big eyes she has!
等一下 Wait a minute!
那不是奶奶 That's no grandmother!
对不起 Sorry!
对不起 Ah, sorry!
这个也很对不起 Ah, sorry for that too!
我有一个主意 I have an idea!
小姐 Oy! Bubby,
是我 it is I,
狼爷爷 Grandfather Wolf.
好吧 Okay.
首先 那是打扮成 First, that's a male wolf...
老年女性的公狼 ...dressed like an elderly human female.
第二 你为什么演了一头犹太狼 Second, why is your wolf Jewish?
我加了点戏 I took a swing.
不要再扯这些胡诌了 Stop with this meshugenah nonsense!
交给我 I'll handle this.
我们又重归巅峰了 We're back on top.
以后再也不用在桥洞里给你吮屌了 No more sucking dick under bridges for you.
我是说 除非你也喜欢那样 Well, I mean, unless you're into that shit.
过来 Come here.
过来 狼奶奶 Good boy, Grandma.
花了好久 Took you long enough.
把哈莉妈妈的脑袋带过来了吗 Did you bring Mama Harley's head?
我来看看她的脑袋 Let me see the head!
你好 皇后 Hiya, Queenie.
了不起 Props.
该死 Ah, shit...
天啊 Oh, my god!
我不知道她的脑袋会飞走 I did not know her head would pop off.
你怎么挖空那头野兽的 How did you manage to hollow out the innards of that beast?
很多人问我 Well, a lot of people ask me
狼和鲨鱼打 谁会赢 who would win between a wolf and a shark.
鲨鱼会赢 It's a shark.
好吧 Okay.
艾薇 你看上去好棒 Hey. Whoa! Ive! You look great.
还用你说 Oh. You think?
我没有太大或者... I didn't go too big or...
没有 你真是太棒了 No way. You're pulling it off!
说实话 你可以再大一点 I mean, honestly, you could've gone bigger.
-真的吗 -如果你把我 - Really? - Thirty bucks
放进你的口袋里 我就给你30元 if you put me in your pocket.
干什么 爷就喜欢大的 你们知道的 What? I got a type! You knew this.
接到你了 Gotcha!
谢谢你 艾薇 Thanks, Ive!
天啊 你冒生命危险 为我们杀死了树 Wow. You risked your life and killed trees for us.
我还以为树是你最爱的东西呢 And I thought you didn't love anything more than trees.
你知道的 Yeah, well, you know,
事情总是会有很多例外 I guess there are a handful of exceptions.
我真的很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
我不习惯在我的人生中 I'm not great at having people
出现真的对我很好的人 who are actually good to me in my life.
我也是 大多数人都是垃圾 Same. Most people are trash.
我保证我会做得更好 I promise I'll do better,
只要你愿意再给我一次机会 if you're willing' to give me a shot.
如果我现在把你吃掉 Wouldn't it be messed up
场面会不会太恐怖了 if I ate you right now?
艾薇 Ive!
不要闭上眼睛 艾薇 Keep your eyes open, Ive!
不要丢下我 Don't leave me!
我们还有很多坏事要干 We still got so much ass kicking' to do!
哈莉 Harley...
我做不到了 I can't...