接到你了 Gotcha!
我不习惯 I'm not great at having
在我的人生中出现真的对我很好的人 people who are actually good to me in my life.
我也是 大多数人都是垃圾 Same. Most people are trash.
如果我现在把你吃掉 场面会不会太恐怖了 Wouldn't it be messed up if I ate you right now?
艾薇 Ive!
艾薇 不要丢下我 Ive, don't leave me.
我们还有很多坏事要干 We still got so much ass-kicking to do.
哈莉 Harley...
我做不到了 I can't.
哈莉·奎茵 第一季第十三集[本季终]
哈莉 我能和你说几句话吗 Harley, uh, a few words?
让她尽情哀伤吧 我准备了几句话 Let her grieve. I've prepared a little something.
我们今天齐聚于此 We have gathered today
悼念我们的挚友 to pay respects to our beloved friend.
她的死并不是没有意义的牺牲 Her death was not an empty sacrifice.
作为她的朋友 我只想说 And, of my friend, I will say just this.
一路上 我遇到过无数灵魂 Of all the souls I have met on my journeys,
她是最... hers was the most...
人性的 human.
这还真...不算赖 Wow, that, uh... wasn't awful.
这番演讲 As apropos a speech now
出自于 as when it was originally delivered
威廉·夏特纳在《星际旅行2:可汗怒吼》中 by William Shatner's Captain James Tiberius Kirk
饰演的詹姆斯·泰比里厄斯·柯克 in Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan.
好吧 All right.
挚友 帕米拉·艾斯利 长眠于此
再见 我亲爱的未婚妻 Goodbye, my dear fiancee.
以后谁来给我浇水呢 Who's gonna water my roots?
我才不信任这帮混蛋呢 I don't trust any of these assholes.
我们会想你的 You'll be missed.
挚友 帕米拉·艾斯利 长眠于此
她是一个博士 该死 这是谁刻的字 She's a doctor, damn it! Who chiseled this shit?
挚友 帕米拉·艾斯利 长眠于此
不不不 No, no, no.
你...你在干什么 What're ya... What are you doin'?
他不希望你步上艾薇的后尘 He doesn't want you to follow Ivy to the grave.
那就这样了吗 我们只能坐在这里玩泥巴吗 So that's it? We're just supposed to sit here twiddling our thumbs?
除非你有什么具体的计划 我才同意你去 Well, unless you got some kind of actual plan, I say yes.
我有一个 Yes. I got one.
这计划包含 Ooh, does it involve
无差别砸烂其他人的东西吗 indiscriminate smashing of other people's property?
不 No.
当初没有人相信我时 只有艾薇在我身边 When no one believed in me, Ivy did.
她一直想让我摆脱这个混蛋 She always wanted me to get rid of this asshole,
所以我要做个了断 so that's what I'm gonna do.
这依然不是计划 Still not a plan.
我在谋划呢 I'm workin' on one.
拜托 拜托 Come on, come on.
-吉姆 怎么了 -没什么 - Jim, what's wrong? - Nothing.
我的婚姻特别好 My marriage is totally fine.
我是说街上的情况 I mean the situation on the street.
那可是一塌糊涂 Oh, that's a shit show.
和我坚如磐石的婚姻状况恰恰相反 Unlike my marriage, which is rock-solid.
好吧 Right.
一个没有用的电梯到底有什么意义 Ugh, what is the point of having an elevator if it doesn't work?
奎茵 你来这里干什么 Quinn, what are you doing here?
我想干掉小丑 I wanna take down Joker.
我真不敢相信我会这么说 但是我们要合作 I can't believe I'm saying this, but... we need to work together.
我只单干 I work alone.
那我算什么 What about me?
别插嘴 吉姆 Not now, Jim.
没有人比你和我更了解小丑 No one knows Joker better than you and me.
我有一个关于他的档案 我马上回来 I've got a file on him. I'll be right back.
听着 我们只要合作 就能打败他 Look, we put our heads together, we can beat him.
然后你就可以继续干你会干的事 And then you can go back to doing whatever it is you do.
我不会和你合作 你应该被关进阿卡姆 I'm not teaming up with you. You should be locked up in Arkham.
小丑杀了艾薇 占领了哥谭 Joker killed Ivy, took over Gotham,
不要再蝠言蝙语了 and cut off your bat nuts!
帮帮我 Help me!
你们绝对不敢相信这个 You're never gonna believe this.
我找到了小丑的档案 Found Joker's file,
但是他已经偷偷换成了 but he replaced it with
那种会放音乐的贺卡 one of those greeting cards that plays music.
这家伙真是太搞笑了 What a tricky son of a so-and-so.
如果我答应你 If I say yes to this,
你能给我们提供什么 奎茵 what do you bring to the table, Quinn?
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他最想要的东西 The thing he wants most.
翻译 酸奶为哈毒起立鼓掌
校对 酸奶为哈毒起立鼓掌
时间轴 风粤站一秒哈蝠邪教
后期 8T
谁啊 Who is it?
总监 酸奶为哈毒起立鼓掌
我已经捐款了 I've already donated.
哈莉 Oh, Harley.
你怎么大驾光临了 To what do I owe the pleasure?
因为今天是你的生日嘛 我给你带了礼物 Well, seein' as it's your birthday and all, I got you a gift.
你没必要这么客气 Oh, you shouldn't have.
特别是我还对艾薇干出这种事 I mean, especially after what I did to Ivy.
你肯定对我很生气吧 You must be very upset with me.
当然了 我指的就是"故意杀了她" Of course I'm referring to the "Murdering her on purpose."
我比你想象的更要恨你的多 Oh, I hate you more than you'll ever know.
但我也很实际 But I'm also practical.
你赢了 我想站在胜利的这一方 You won, and I wanna be on the winnin' side.
哈莉 你真是成熟了太多 Oh, Harley, how positively mature of you.
我知道 成长了 I know, real growth.
也许我们可以摒弃前嫌 I thought maybe we could patch things up
一边享用... over a steamin' cup of...
蝙蝠侠 Batman.
哈莉 这...这真是太棒了 Oh, Harley, this... This is amazing.
虽然我已经拥有一切 For the man who has everything,
但你已然找到了我唯一想要却没有的东西 you found the one thing I wanted and didn't have!
他信了 He's buying it!
给我闭嘴 Just keep your mouth shut.
祝我生日快乐 Well, happy birthday to me!
当然了 没有我的特殊生日歌 Of course, no birthday's complete
这又怎么能算得上是生日呢 without my special birthday song.
怎么样 小哈 What do you say, Harls?
为了我们的过去 For old time's sake?
为我的布丁 To my puddin'.
*祝你生日快乐* *Happy birthday to you!*
-*祝你生日快乐* -*祝你生日...* - *Happy birthday to you!* - *Happy birthday...*
你们看看这个蠢蛋 Would you look at this dumbass son of a bitch.
不要唱 Don't sing!
-*祝你...* -*祝你生日快乐 邪恶小丑王子* - *Happy birthday...* - *Happy birthday Clown prince of evil!*
*祝你生日快乐* *Happy birthday to you!*
*还有更多* *And many more!*
等一下 那不是蝙蝠侠 Wait a minute. That's not Batman!
该死该死该死 Shit! Shit, shit, shit!
该死 God damn it!
继续敲 Keep banging away.
你别想就这么逃了 You'll never get away with this.
晚安了 蝙蝠侠 Nighty night, Batman.
抓住他们 Grab them!
没错 哈莉 That's right, Harley!
跑吧 Run away!
小丑成为哥谭新王
一周后
悬赏 哈莉·奎茵 抓活的
快停下[参见《发条橘》] Make it stop!
女权 女性权利 女性联盟
天啊 Oh, my God!
别把你的裤子弄脏了 Don't handi-crap your pants.
不 护士 我说戳破他的疖子 No, Nurse, I said to prick his boil!
笑
布谷 布谷 布谷 Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
悬赏 哈莉·奎茵 抓活的
尝尝这个 Take that...
还有这个 And that.
无聊 Yawn!
谁能想到我的25岁生日能这么无聊 Who would've thought my 25th birthday month would be so blah.
也许我已经到了青年危机 Maybe I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
你在干什么 What the hell are you doing?
庆祝 Celebrating!
想想你这38年来的成就 Think of all you've accomplished in 38 years.
我猜25岁 你知道我不喜欢喷香槟木塞 I'm 25, and you know how I feel about champagne corks.
可能会打到我的眼睛的 That could've hit me in the eye.
很抱歉 Sorry about that.
那我们现在要怎么办 老大 So, what shall we do now, boss?
要不要建造一个巨大的迷宫 Maybe we build a giant maze, yeah?
给迷宫里的人下点恐惧毒素 Dose the people in it with fear toxin?
你太单调了 稻草人 You are so one note, bag head.
你知道我和哈莉引发破坏后是怎么庆祝的吗 After Harley and I got disruptive, you know how we'd celebrate?
吃奶酪火锅吗 Uh, fondue?
什么奶酪火锅 不 "Fondue"? No!
引发更多的破坏 By getting more disruptive!
比如绑架戈登 在他肥胖的裸体上 Like kidnapping Gordon and eating sushi
吃寿司 off his lumpy, naked body.
后来好几个星期 I was picking hair
我都能从牙齿缝里挑出几根体毛 out of my teeth for weeks.
现在我在这么玩 And now I'm doing this,
本来应该特别好玩 但我很无聊 which should be tons of fun, but I'm bored.
我到底是怎么了 What is wrong with me?
你是个反社会自恋狂 You're a sociopathic narcissist.
这是修辞手法 混蛋 It was rhetorical, asshole!
你以为你是什么东西 心理医生吗 And who do you think you are, a psychiatrist?
我们来看看 Let's find out.
-什么 -我的天啊 - What? - Bloody hell!
是那个亿万富翁花花公子布鲁斯·韦恩 It's billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne.
不 No!
你在玩我吗 Are you shitting me!
你到底什么毛病 What is wrong with you?
你觉得我要是想知道 自己不会动手吗 Don't you think I would have done that had I wanted to?
我们之间感情的美妙之处有一半就是出自于神秘感 Half the fun of our relationship was the mystery!
我现在知道蝙蝠侠 Now I know Batman is just
是一个家庭破碎的无聊富家混蛋 some boring rich asshole with parental issues.
这么描述实在是太简化了 That's really reductive.
谢谢你毁掉了我人生中最有趣的事 Thanks for ruining the funnest thing I had going.
我现在甚至都不想折磨他了 Now I don't even feel like torturing him.
对不起 我以为哈莉会这么做的 Sorry, I thought it might be the kind of thing Harley would do.
我才不在乎哈莉 I don't care about Harley!
对不起 你一直说她的名字 I'm sorry, look, I must've misread the situation
还不停地怀念你们过去的回忆 when you kept saying her name
我肯定是会错意了 and reminiscing about all your memories together.
一遍一遍又一遍 Over and over and over and--
连这都不好玩了 Not even that was fun.
韦恩科技保证今年年底前会推出电子汽车 WayneTech promised an electric car by this year.
我付了预付款 I put a deposit down.
我的电子汽车呢 布鲁斯 Where's my goddamn electric car, Bruce?
花店的人说 The guy at the flower shop
挚友 帕米拉·艾斯利 长眠于此
这世界上没有黑色的玫瑰 said black roses don't exist in nature,
我只能染了几朵 so I had to dye these.
希望你能在地下也能有我的陪伴 Just wanted you to have a little bit of me in the ground with ya.
艾薇 我真的好想你 Oh, Ive! I miss you so much!
要是你能听到 给我一点征兆吧 If you can hear me, just give me a sign.
挚友 帕米拉·艾斯利 长眠于此
哈莉 Harley?
你好 我只是在石头后 Hey there. I was just taking
睡了一个小小的午觉 a little catnap back here on the ol' rock.
你住在这里吗 Are you living here?
不知道这算不算是"住" I don't know if I'd call this "Living."
还用你说 我是室内植物 You're damn right. I'm an indoor plant.
我不该直接受到阳光的照射 I'm supposed to get indirect sunlight.
我只是不想丢下艾薇一个人 I just hate the thought of leaving Ivy alone.
这...你为什么不躲起来 Hey, what... Why aren't you hiding?
悬赏 哈莉·奎茵 抓活的
赏金已经到...天 好多零 Bounty's up to... Oh, man! That's a lot of zeros.
赏金
但是他为什么想活捉你 But why does he want your ass alive?
很明显 让她看着自己的团队被处决 It's obvi. To make her watch her crew get executed.
等等 什么 Wait, what?
是啊 他会处决他们 然后 Yeah. He's gonna execute them and then after,
他会举办一个八十年代的派对 he's throwing an '80s party.
虽然不强制 但建议参与者进行变装 You don't have to dress up but it's strongly suggested.
天啊 80年代 God, so many iconic '80s looks to choose from.
我想扮成战栗者 I wanna go "Thriller"
但我不想在排队等土豆沙拉的时候 but I don't wanna be the third "Thriller"
发现前面还有两个战栗者 明白吗 in line for the potato salad. You feel me?
他们要在今晚日落执行 They're doing it at sundown tonight!
八十年代派对 游戏 大奖 处决 今晚落日时分 就在断头台
我不会允许这一切发生 Oh. I'm not gonna let this happen.
你和蝙蝠侠一起都没有成功 Uh, how are you gonna stop Joker by yourself
你一个人要怎么阻止小丑 when you couldn't even do it with Batman?
我不知道 我需要点时间好好想想 I don't know. I need a minute to think.
一秒过去了 两秒过去了 One Mississippi, two Mississippi...
-三秒过去了 -你们能不能 - ...three Mississippi... - Can you...
你们能不能暂时不要在这里 Can you not be here right now?
你是想让我们去那棵树边还是... Like, you want me to go over by that tree, or...
我知道我说我没有住在这里 但其实我住在这里 You know, I know I said I don't live here, but I sort of do.
让我和艾薇单独待一会儿 好吗 Just give me a sec with Ive, okay?
艾薇 我接下来可能有去无回 Ive, what I'm gonna do may be a suicide mission.
如果我们此生不能再见 If I don't see you back here,
也许死后 我们还会重逢了 maybe I'll see you on the flip side.
好了 去碰碰运气吧 All right, here goes nothing.
哈莉 Oh, hey, Harley.
《无尽的玩笑》
我正在看...《无尽的玩笑》 I was just... Finishing Infinite Jest.
你看过这本书吗 Are you familiar with it?
这书背看上去崭新得可以 Spine looks pretty intact.
我还有一本电子版的 Well, I have a digital copy, too.
不管怎么样 你是来看处决仪式的吗 Anyway, are you here for the big execution?
不会有处决仪式的 There ain't gonna be an execution.
传单上说有 就在80年代封面乐队表演之前 Flyers say there is. Right before the live '80s cover band.
他们唱的《我的好宝贝》真是 Their version of "Sweet Child O' Mine" Is...
-真是一般 -放了我的朋友 - It's okay. - Release my friends.
不然呢 这座高塔里可是有一整支军队 Or what? I have a whole army inside this sick-ass tower.
你有什么把握呢 What leg do you have to stand on?
你好像很希望我活着 It seems like you really want me alive,
所以 如果你不照我说的做 so, if you don't do what I say...
我就去死 I'm gone.
欢迎来到我的豪华公寓 Welcome to my penthouse.
这里应有尽有 It's got all the amenities.
中央空调 360度美景 Central air, 360-degree views,
还有几只饥渴的老虎 and a couple of horny tigers.
你到底想要我干什么 我的团队成员呢 What the hell do you want from me? Where's my crew?
我要你穿上这个 I want you to put this on.
你还记得你穿着这套衣服时有多快乐吗 Come on, remember how much fun you had in that costume?
不 No.
我不快乐 I didn't have fun.
快乐的人是你 You were the one having fun.
我离开你之后 It wasn't till I got away from you
才意识到和你一起的我有多么不快乐 that I realized how deeply un-fun being with you was.
所以我宁愿按下按钮把我们俩都炸死 So I would rather blow myself up and take you with me
也不要继续穿上这件该死的衣服 当你的跟班 than go back to being your sidekick and wearing that fuckin' costume!
你当然可以了 这的确是一个选择 Well, you could. Certainly an option.
不过可惜的是 你把自己炸飞的同时 Only fly in the ointment is if you blow yourself up,
也会带上你的团队 you'll take your crew with you.
所以 不如我们不要互相为难 穿上 So, how about you make this easy and put...
这套 the outfit...
衣服 on.
-别穿 -穿 - Don't do it. - Do it.
我只要穿上这个 你就放了他们吗 So, I put this on, you let them go?
如果你不穿 And if you don't...
我就杀了他们 I kill them.
她来了 Oh, there she is!
原汁原味的哈莉·奎茵 Harley Quinn original recipe.
你为什么非要破坏经典呢 Why'd you have to go and mess with a classic?
你到底放不放我的人 Are you gonna let my crew go, or what?
我是个遵守诺言的人 I'm a man of my word.
再见 Buh-bye.
她为了救我们的命 牺牲了自己 She gave her life so that we may live.
再见 哈莉 Goodbye, Harley.
好了 我穿上这套衣服 你想干什么 Okay, I'm in the costume. So what's the plan?
让我给你烤一个巧克力蛋糕 Want me to make you a chocolate cake,
给你放《律政俏佳人》 还是叫你小布丁 put on Legally Blonde, call you "Puddin'"?
哈莉 这座城市已经被我颠覆了 Harley, I've got the city by the balls.
警察属于我 蝙蝠侠被绑了起来 封了口 The cops are mine. Batman's tied up and gagged.
我已经别无所求了 I have everything a man could want.
但我并不开心 But I'm not happy.
你知道为什么吗 And do you know why?
因为你就是典型的反社会自恋狂 Because you're a textbook sociopathic narcissist
而且副交感神经系统的化学还失去平衡了吗 with a chemical imbalance in your parasympathetic nervous system?
蝙蝠侠也是这么说的 Hey, that's what Batman said.
蝙蝠侠 她说了和你一样的话 Hey, Batman, she said the thing you said.
不是的 我不快乐是因为 Anyway, no. The reason I wasn't happy
我们没有在一起 was because we weren't together.
我得到一切后 It wasn't until I got everything...
才明白没有你在我身边 that I realized it means nothing
一切都没有意义 without you by my side.
真的吗 Really?
哈莉 你就是我的幸福中缺失的一片 Harley, you're the missing piece to my happiness.
我就知道你会回来的 I knew you'd be back.
我想我永远也无法离开我的小布丁 I guess I could never stay away from my puddin'.
你总是剽窃我的主意 没有自己的点子 You were always so unoriginal, stealing my ideas.
去你妈的 这是为了艾薇 Fuck you! This is for Ivy.
你以为我真的会相信你说什么 Did you really think I was gonna believe that bullshit
我是缺失的一块吗 about me being the missing piece?
但那都是真的 But that was all true!
我只有一个弱点 那就是你 You see, I only have one weakness. You.
当你是全世界最强大的男人 And when you're the most powerful man in the world,
你就不能有弱点 there's no room for weakness.
所以 我唯一的选择 And so, my only option
就只有...除掉你 is to... get rid of you.
那就来吧 杀了我 Then do it. Kill me!
你以为我只是一个低级的家伙吗 Do you take me for a basic bitch?
如果我杀了你 If I were to kill you,
你将永远是我灵魂中烙下的殉道者 you'd live on forever, an emotional martyr in my soul.
所以我要彻底抹除你的存在 So I'm going to erase you from existence.
把她拉起来 跟我来 Pick her up. Follow me.
当时是我不该创造出你 I made the mistake of creating you,
现在 我要纠正这个错误 and now I'm going to undo that mistake.
这些酸液将会抹除创造出哈莉·奎茵的一切 This acid will erase all that makes you Harley Quinn.
你将成为一个无名小卒 一个普通人 You'll be a nobody. A blank canvas.
一个街上的陌生人 A stranger on the streets.
普通人 Normal.
不要这么做 Don't do this.
如果你想杀了我 那就杀了我 但不要这么做 If you wanna kill me, kill me, but don't do this!
你要让我爱上你之前 Should've thought of that
就应该想到这一点 before you made me fall in love with you.
是时候了 但是别担心 It's time. But don't worry,
你不会记得任何东西 you won't remember a thing.
让我自己跳 Let me jump.
让我自己来上演哈莉·奎茵的最后一幕 Let this last act of Harley Quinn be my own.
这是你欠我的 You owe me at least that.
当然了 去吧 Sure. Go nuts.
再见了 哈莉·奎茵 Goodbye, Harley Quinn.
等一下 有人听到水花声吗 Wait a minute. Did anyone hear a splash?
我掉进过酸里好多次 I've fallen in acid enough times
我知道应该会有水花声 to know that there should be a splash.
你说得没错 小布丁 You're right about that, puddin'.
你怎么... How did you...
等等 这些藤是从哪里来的 Wait. Where are those vines coming from?
该死 Oh, fuck.
我就知道我应该直接用鱼叉戳穿你的头 I knew I should've harpooned you in the head!
一下戳头 一下戳心 One in the head, one in the heart.
这是鱼叉基础课的知识啊 It's Harpooning 101.
猜猜下一个是谁 Guess who's next?
哈莉 你不想这么做的 Harley... You don't wanna do this.
我们可以一起统治哥谭 We can rule Gotham together.
你没了我 什么都不是 You're nothing without me!
你总是想让我这么一位 但其实不是这样的 You always tried to make me think that, but it's not true!
我有爱我和关心我的朋友 I have friends that love and care about me.
我要和我在意的人一起继续我的人生 I'm moving on with my life with the people that matter.
其中没有你 小布丁 And that ain't you, puddin'.
-把他扔下去 -乐意至极 - Drop him. - Love to.
你们不想这么做的 You don't want to do this.
我一直很支持坚定的女性 I've always supported strong female
友谊 friendships!
艾薇 我的天啊 Oh, Ive! Oh, my God!
是因为我的眼泪 对吗 It was my tears, wasn't it?
是我友谊的眼泪 My tears of friendship
滴在你的坟墓上 让你复活了 fell on your grave and brought you back to life!
小哈 我爱你 但我们不是在迪士尼电影里 好吗 Harls, I love you, but we don't live in a Disney movie, okay?
是大自然的更替之力让我复活了 It was the renewing power of nature that brought me back.
也许眼泪也有一些作用 And, you know, maybe the tears helped a little, too.
天啊 他救了我们 Oh, my God, he saved us.
他会没事的 对吗 他可是蝙蝠侠 He'll be okay, right? I mean, he's Batman.
他穿着聚合连体衣 Sure. I mean, you know, he's got the polymer suit
还有... with the--
该死 我们赶紧离开这里 Oh, shit. Let's get out of here.
8.6级地震
总结来说 好消息 小丑对哥谭的统治结束了 So, to summarize, good news, Joker no longer rules Gotham.
坏消息 由于一场8.6级地震 Bad news, thanks to an 8.6 earthquake,
已经没有哥谭给他统治了 there's no longer a Gotham left to rule.
以及蝙蝠侠失踪了 And Batman is missing.
我们将及时播报最新信息 More updates as we get them.
我只想表示 And I just want the record to reflect
我一直对你很有信心 哈莉 that I always had faith in you, Harley.
我从来没有动摇过 Did not doubt it for a moment.
我没有这么想 但是我很高兴我错了 I did not feel the same way, but am so glad I was wrong.
小哈 你成功了 Harls, ya did it.
正义联盟消失了 Justice League is gone,
毁灭军团也不在了 小丑死了 same with the Legion of Doom, and the Joker's dead.
哥谭已经陷入一片混乱 Gotham is in complete chaos.
真是太美了 It's so beautiful.