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各位美国公民 几十年来 My fellow Americans, it's been decades
哥谭市一直是一个繁荣的城市 since Gotham City once exemplified American prosperity.
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但是自从一周前 小丑上台掌权 But one week ago, it hit the point of no return
实行戒严后 when the Joker seized control
昔日的美好已经不再 and instituted martial law.
昨晚 Last night,
他的基地 小丑塔坍倒 his base of operations, the Joker Tower,
成为了一堆废墟 came crashing to the ground,
引发了一场8.6级地震 摧毁了整座城市 triggering an 8.6 earthquake that leveled the city.
很遗憾 哥谭已经无法重建了 Sadly, Gotham is beyond saving.
我在此 So it is with a heavy heart
沉痛宣布哥谭市 that I hereby declare that Gotham City
已经不再属于美国 is no longer part of the United States.
那将是一座无主之城 It is civitas non grata.
天佑美国 God bless the United States of America,
天助哥谭 and God help Gotham City.
太好了 Fuck yeah!
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滴滴 混蛋们 Honk honk, motherfuckers!
家 美好的家 Home, sweet home.
好样的 宝贝司机们 Good job, my little baby drivers.
我有奖励哦 I got a treat for ya.
巴德和卢 不许打架 Now, Bud and Lou, don't you fight.
每人都有一块 There's one for each of ya.
至于我的大宝贝们 And for my big babies,
我带了晚饭 I brought dinner!
这两个畜生有牛排吃 Those beasts get steak
我们就只能吃这家伙吗 and we gotta eat this guy?
我们到底是住在商场还是动物园 Are we living in a mall or a zoo?
我觉得两者皆是 I like to think of it as both now.
不 我们不吃他 No, we're not eating him.
这是志野 一名寿司主厨 This is Takashi, a sushi chef.
他可是米其林大师 He's got a Michelin star!
我不得不承认 I gotta admit,
我本来还很期待吃人呢 I was excited to eat a person,
特别是我已经吃了寿司 especially since I already had sushi,
不过我想这样也行 but I guess it's fine.
来 Come here!
志野 让你做一个软壳蟹卷是不是太花哨了 Takashi, would it be gauche to ask for a spider roll,
寿司大厨根据现物为客人准备的套餐
还是说你只做厨师发办套餐 or are you strictly omakase?
艾薇 你不期待寿司吗 Ive, are you not jazzed about sushi?
不 不 我和大家一样 No, no. I mean, I like Takashi's hand rolls
喜欢志野手卷 as much as the next gal,
但是你不觉得 but don't you think it's time
这场派对该收尾了吗 to kinda like wrap up this party up?
你打倒小丑后 You know, it's been three weeks
已经过去了三周 since you took down Joker.
已经没有毁灭军团了 There's no Legion of Doom.
没有蝙蝠侠 No Batman.
哥谭的控制权就在你的眼前 Gotham is yours for the taking.
我特别激动 I am having a blast!
这就是我一直想要的 艾薇 This is what I've always wanted, Ive.
无政府和寿司 Anarchy and sushi!
是啊 要是哥谭还有冰箱 Yeah, I mean, you definitely could've had better sushi
还能跟美国其他地区自由贸易 when Gotham had refrigeration
你肯定能吃到更美味的寿司 and free trade with the rest of America, but...
这是一只鸟吗 Is this a bird?
相信我 说真的 Trust me. Seriously,
你要是现在不掌控这里 you're gonna be kicking yourself
你会悔得踢死你自己 if you don't take charge.
艾薇 住在一块末世废土上最大的好处 Ive, the best part of living in an apocalyptic wasteland
就是没有人掌权 is no one's in charge.
就是混乱 宝贝 It's chaos, baby!
就像美军撤离后的越南 It's like 'Nam after the U.S. Pulled out.
我觉得应该不像 I don't think it's exactly like that.
但真的很棒 But it is pretty awesome.
你们在企鹅的地盘上 Hey! You're on Penguin turf.
赶紧滚 Get the hell outta here.
你在说什么玩意 The hell ya talking 'bout?
企鹅已经占了这个商场 Penguin called dibs on the mall.
我们几乎一直待在这个商场里 Uh, we've been chilling at the mall for, like, ever!
还占 根本没有什么占 And dibs? There's no dibs.
这座城市已经是一片废墟了 蠢货 The city's in ruins, idiot.
这已经是占后世界了 It's a post-dibs world.
所有人都一无所有 Nobody owns nothing.
除了我 Except for me!
我拥有这个商场 I own this mall.
就是混乱 宝贝 It's chaos, baby!
就像美军撤离后的越南 It's like 'Nam after the U.S. Pulled out.
打住 打住 Stop, stop, stop!
不许闪回 No flashbacks.
你们滚回去找企鹅 So you go back to the Penguin
告诉他玩蛋去吧 and tell him to go screw himself.
志野 Hey, Takashi.
你能不能把这个做成彩虹卷 Can you incorporate this into a rainbow roll?
米饭淡点 Light on the rice.
我最近要控制体形 I'm watching my figure.
哈莉 如果你不赶紧掌控这里 Harley, this is what's going to happen
以后就会发生这种事 if you don't take control.
那些混蛋都有一群喽啰 Every one of these assholes has an army of goons
他们会不停派人来 that they're just gonna
直到他们占领这座城市 keep sending until they take over the city.
我觉得你可能太灾难化了 I think you may be catastrophizing.
你们在双面人的地盘上了 Hey! You're on Two-Face's turf.
别给我摆出这副表情 Don't make that face at me.
好吧 我来处理 Fine, I'll deal with it.
听好了 喽啰们 Listen up, goons!
不好意思 我是一名心腹 Excuse me, I identify as a hench.
听好了 喽啰们和心腹们 Listen up, goons and henches,
我们所知的那个世界已经终结了 the world we know has ended.
正义联盟完蛋了 毁灭军团完蛋了 The Justice League is kaput, the Legion of Doom is doomed,
小丑也笑不出来了 and Joker's had his last laugh.
这是我们平等竞争的好机会 This is our chance to even the playing field.
你 你反派是谁 You! Who do you work for?
谜语人 这还不明显吗 The Riddler. Obviously.
认真的吗 双面人啊 你瞎吗 Seriously? Two-Face. Come on.
但是为什么 But why?
这些混蛋为你们做过什么 What have those assholes ever done for you?
小丑对我呼来喝去 Joker treated me like shit,
后来我决定我受够了 until I decided I'd had enough
把他干掉了 and took him down.
看看现在的我 And look at me now.
是时候站起来了 It is time to rise up!
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所有人都应该成为自己的反派 Everyone should be their own villain.
不要在为企鹅人干活 Don't work for the Penguin,
翻译 小酸奶沉迷动物之森
成为企鹅人 be the Penguin.
不好意思 我是心腹... Over here, the hench...
我有两个问题要问你 I've got a two part question for ya.
校对 小酸奶沉迷动物之森
你说我们应该成为企鹅人 Are you saying we should become the Penguin,
还是说我们应该跟他做一样的事 or that we should do stuff like him?
你说了算 喽... Up to you, goo...
时间轴 风粤来看看新一季要作什么妖
心腹 ...hench.
这是新哥谭 This is New Gotham.
权力并不是掌握在少数人手中 The power isn't held by the few,
而是根本无人掌握 it's up for grabs.
后期 zoe在杭州阿里动物园加油看动画
所有人都能去分一杯羹 So everyone should go get some.
总监 小酸奶沉迷动物之森
全都趴在地上 Everybody on the floor!
不 你趴在地上 No, yous get on the floor.
菲尔 搞什么 Phil, the fuck is going on?
你好 我是史蒂文 Hi. Hey, I'm Steven,
我是值班经理 I'm the shift manager.
是我们被抢了 还是你被抢了 Uh, are we being robbed, or are you?
而且 这家银行15分钟前 Plus also, the bank was just robbed 15 minutes ago
刚被一个自称"像企鹅人"的家伙 by someone who said he was, quote,
抢劫一空了 "Penguin like."
双面人被自己的喽啰背... Two-Face double crossed by his own goo--
新哥谭市的市民们 猜猜... Citizens of New Gotham, riddle me this...
新哥谭市的市民们... Citizens of New Gotham...
克雷格 你他妈在干什么 Craig? What the hell are you doing?
你说的克雷格是谁 Who is this Craig you speak of?
我是解谜人人人... I am the Inquizitor-or-or--
克雷格 赶紧下去 Craig, get off the air!
接下来 解谜时间 Here's a quizzy quiz.
谁现在已经不是我的反派了 Who's not my boss anymore?
你 You!
我们在企鹅人的赌场为您插播直播 We're cutting in live from Penguin's casino
看来今天我是大赢家 and looks like I'm the big winner today.
都来抢吧 新哥谭市的人 Come and get it, New Gotham!
冰山酒店&赌场
都到了吗 Are we all here?
还少一位 We're missing one.
你们的门打不开 Your door is inoperable.
是拉开的 It's a pull!
抱歉 Uh... My bad.
-真是的... -先生们 - This guy... - Gentlemen,
谢谢大家的到来 thank you for coming.
我就不说废话了 Let me cut to the chase.
哈莉·奎茵的喽啰起义 Harley Quinn's goon rebellion
已经毁了我们的生活方式 ...is destroying our way of life.
该死的咖啡机 Stupid coffee machine!
简直没法搞明白怎么做 It's impossible to figure out!
我们需要喽啰 We need goons!
是我把它敲出来的 Well... well, I loosened it up.
我能认真问你一个问题吗 Can I ask you a serious question?
你为什么这么蠢 Why are you so stupid?
难以置信 贝恩说得没错 Incredibly, Bane is right.
不是指咖啡机 而是指我们需要喽啰 Not about the coffee maker, but we need goons!
他们现在自以为自己是我们了 Now they all think they're us.
如果人人都是反派 那就没人是了 If everyone's a villain, then no one is.
我们要让他们 And we need to get them back in line.
我们需要等级结构 对吧 伙计们 We need structure. Right fellas?
不然我们就没法组织犯罪... We can't run organized crime...
我不组织犯罪 Uh... I'm not in organized crime.
我其实是想为我妻子的绝症 I'm actually trying to find a cure
找到治愈的方法 for my wife's terminal illness.
那你要怎么筹钱呢 And how are you funding that?
通过组织犯罪 Uh. Through organized crime.
没错...只要哈莉还在鼓吹起义 Exactly... which we can't do
我们就做不到 with Harley leading this insurrection!
我们得让她上道 夺回我们的喽啰 We need to get her on board and get our goons back!
一个想法 一个小小的想法 Uh... one note, one small note.
也许我们能邀请她加入 Maybe we should have invited her to this?
-什么 -闭嘴 贝恩 - What? - Shut it, Bane.
拜托 我知道你还在的 哥们 Come on, come on. I know you're out there, buddy.
罗宾 Robin?
不 这是蝙蝠信号 不是罗宾信号 No! This is the Bat-Signal, not the Robin-Signal.
走开 去 去 Get out of here! Shoo, shoo!
你能不能别去我 Will you stop shooing me!
蝙蝠侠不见了 Batman is missing.
什么 What?
小丑塔倒塌的时候 他也在里面 He was in the Joker Tower when it fell...
后来我就没有他的消息了 And I haven't heard from him since.
天啊 Oh, my God!
你试过给他发信息吗 Did you try texting him?
我当然试过了 Of course I tried texting him.
你以为我是40岁老头吗 What am I, 40?
当然了 你... Course! Could...
能不能把联系方式给我分享一下 you share that contact info with me?
他应该不会同意 Yeah. He wouldn't like that.
再说了 那样也会让你有我的联系方式 Plus that would mean you have my info, too.
拜托 这座城市已经分崩离析 C'mon! The city's falling apart!
我们需要蝙蝠侠 该死 We need Batman, damn it!
他不见了 He's gone.
所以我来了 Which is why I'm here.
因为我已经准备好接下接力棒 'Cause I'm ready to take up the mantle.
我是蝙蝠侠 I'm Batman.
这可是厚塑料 Ow! That's thick plastic!
手滑了 Slipped.
你能不能扔回给我 Can you just toss that back?
里面还剩一些 There's a little left in it.
你到底在哪 蝙蝠侠 Where are you, Batman?
快来 我来摸摸你 Oh, come on. Let me pet you!
我要教你什么是爱 I want to teach you love.
志野 你肯定会乐疯的 Hey Takashi, you're gonna freak!
我照你说的 拿到了哥谭 I got the last fresh ginger in Gotham
仅剩的新鲜生姜 just like you asked!
生姜 Ginger!
太好了 Hip, hip, hooray!
上帝啊 Holy shit!
也该回来了吧 你怎么花了这么久 It's about time, what took you so long?
外面形势很严谨 Hey, you know, it's pretty rough out there, okay?
我得打败五个新出现的提问反派 I had to fight five new question-based villains.
哈莉 聊两句 Harley, a word.
你是不是想说"恭喜你" Is it "Congratulations"?
我解放了喽啰们 阻止了所有大反派 I stopped all the villains by liberating the goons.
小哈 这本来是你控制这座城市的好机会 Harls, this was your chance to control the city,
但原本只有五个大反派想要控制哥谭 but now instead of like five big assholes trying to run Gotham,
现在我们要对付一千多个小混混 we've got a thousand little assholes to deal with.
你太爱操心了 艾薇 Ugh, you worry too much, Ive.
说实话 我觉得我担心的程度刚刚好 You know, I think I'm worrying like the perfect amount, to be honest.
谢谢你 卢 你给我带了什么 Thanks, Lou. What'd ya bring me?
"哈莉·奎茵 现在正式邀请你 "Harley Quinn, you are cordially invited
参加不义联盟的首次会议" to attend the inaugural meeting of the Injustice League."
不义联盟是什么 What is the Injustice League?
我觉得应该是"正义联盟"的变写 I believe it is a play on "Justice League."
天 他们这可得摊上版权官司了 Boy, will they have a juicy lawsuit on their hands.
神奇女侠特别喜欢打官司 相信我 Wonder woman is very litigious. Trust me.
这太扯了 This is bullshit.
这座城市应该陷于一片混乱 The city's supposed to be chaos!
我也不想做一个"早就知道了"的人 You know, I'm trying to be less of a know-it-all,
所以我要去看书了 so I'm just gonna go read.
不行 我做不到 I can't, it's killing me,
我早就和你说过了吧 好了 I told you so! Okay.
现在我去看书了 Now I'm going to go read.
混蛋们 Hey motherfuckers.
看啊 都到齐了 Look at that, gang's all here.
急冻先生 好久不见 Freeze, been a minute.
贝恩 军团炸了以后你竟然还能站起来 真不错 Bane, good to see you on your feet after the Legion went boom.
幸好我当时不在 Luckily I was away,
我去犬坐陪护我阿姨琳达的女友了 dog sitting for my Aunt Linda's girlfriend.
我们互相支持 We're very supportive.
那你可真好 Aw, that's nice.
到底怎么回事 So, what's the deal?
你们都被邀请到这个不义联盟大会了吗 You guys get invites to this Injustice League dealio too?
其实 哈莉 Actually, Harley...
不义联盟
等等 你们就是不义联盟吗 Wait, wait. You guys are the Injustice League?
我们有时间做横幅 We had time to get a banner made,
却没有时间再找一张皮椅吗 but not enough to find one more executive chair?
又想要转椅了 Oh, again with the swivel chair.
你的鲁莽迫使我们团结起来 Your recklessness forced us to band together
恢复地下犯罪世界的秩序 to restore order in the criminal underworld.
等级制度是必不可少的 There's gotta be a hierarchy.
没错 Exactly!
从上到下是超级反派 跟班 It goes supervillains, sidekicks,
上哈佛的喽啰 最后才是喽啰 goons that went to Harvard, and then goons.
好吧 这还是老一套 Okay. That's just the same old shit.
现在是革新的好机会 I mean. This is a chance to do something new.
所以就有下一个环节 Much gratitude for the segue.
瞧好了 Feast your eyes on new...
贝恩 急冻先生 双面人 谜语人 企鹅人
新哥谭 New Gotham.
不感兴趣 Not. Interested.
这张地图是从哪里来的 Where did this map come from?
我怎么还坐在该死的的折叠椅上 I'm still on a goddamn folding chair.
天 贝恩 Jesus, Bane.
我们都觉得给你一张折叠椅 we all thought it would be funny
应该会很好笑 if we gave you a folding chair...
我们想得不错 ...and we were right!
我明白你的笑点了 Oh, I see your joke now.
你的... Your...
玩笑将会带来复仇 jest will be avenged.
好了 Anyway...
我们瓜分了哥谭 we've divided up Gotham.
没人将会控制一部分领地 我们会有自己的规矩 Each of us will control a territory where we make our own rules.
如果地图没被打烂 你就能看到了 Which you could have seen if we still had the map.
猜猜哪部分是你的 Guess which part was gonna yours?
提示 很烂的部分 Hint, the bad part.
我干掉了小丑 所有我来定规则 I took out Joker, so I make the rules.
这事不可能 And this shit won't fly.
-绝对不可能 -我就说吧 - It ain't happening. - Told ya.
艾薇 你在吗 Ivy, are you there?
能听到我说话吗 Can you hear me?
我在哪里 Where am I?
猜猜看... Riddle me this...
谁是最大的蠢蛋 Who's the biggest fool of all?
是你 你浪费了你一统哥谭的唯一机会 You! For wasting your only chance to rule Gotham.
要是你按照游戏规则来 If you'd just played the game,
你就不会落得这个下场 you wouldn't have ended up like this.
这是你自作自受 You did this to yourself.
你永远不会成为我们的一员 You'll never be one of us.
你只是一个可悲可怜的小丑 You're just a sad, pathetic clown.
外面都被打砸烂了 兄弟们 We're getting destroyed out there, men!
还有谢丽尔 And Cheryl.
我知道这看上去像是坏人赢了 I know it seems like the bad guys have won,
但我是来告诉你们 不是的 but I'm here to tell you they haven't.
蝙蝠侠还在 Batman's still out there.
某个地方 Somewhere.
我知道现在看起来很糟糕 I know things seem bleak.
我们被反派和模仿他们的市民们追杀 We're being hunted by villains and citizens alike.
没有食物 没有电 No food, no power.
天啊 连自动贩卖机里都只有 I mean, my God, there's only coconut flavored sparkling water
椰子口味的气泡水 in the vending machines.
谢丽尔啊 Oh, Cheryl!
我还挺喜欢的 I kind of like it.
美国也许已经抛弃了我们 America may have turned its back on us,
街道上充满了混乱 and chaos fills the streets...
我们依然是哥谭的精锐 we're still Gotham's finest.
我们还有我们的职责 该死 我们一定要履行 We have a job to do, and God damn it, we're gonna do it!
现在赶紧出去 夺回我们的城市 Now you get out there and you take back your town...
我们的城市 Our town--
这座警局被我占领了 I'm taking over this police department.
你占领个起司球 你无权占领这里 Like cheeseballs you are! You don't have the authority!
还有人的鸡鸡想被打吗 Anyone else itching to get shot in their privates?
伙计们 Hey... guys...
好了 戈登 All right, Gordon,
我是个讲道理的人 I'm a fair guy.
正面 饶你一命 我们就放过你 Heads you live and we'll call it time served.
反面 我们就... Tails and we'll--
你别想逃过一切 丹特 You won't get away with this, Dent.
我已经逃过了 I already have.
替我向小芭问好 Give my love to Barb.
我会回来的 I'll be back.
我会带上蝙蝠侠一起 And I'm bringing the Batman with me!
上帝啊 这是椰子味 Ugh. Jesus Christ, coconut.
*你是个警察 你是个好警察* *You're a cop, You're damn good cop*
*和蝙蝠侠一起拯救城市* *Saving the city with Batman ya*
*我不会停手* *Ain't gonna stop*
*你是警察 警察 警察* *You're a cop, cop, cop*
*你是个好警察* *You're a damn-good-cop!*
来抓我啊 你们这些疯子 Come on and get me, you crazy fucks!
本 还有谢丽尔 Ben? And Cheryl?
跪下 小吉 On your knees, Jimbo!
你们以为自己在... The hell do you think you're...
你们为什么要这么做 Why would you do this?
你们是警察 You're cops.
已经没有警察了 老家伙 There ain't no cops no more, old man.
我们现在是贝恩的小弟 We're Bane boys now.
这世道变天可快了 Things change quick on these mean streets.
闪人 Let's jet!
哥谭市警局
你是个好... You're a damn good...
什么都不是 ...nothing.
哥谭市警局
企鹅先生 Hey, Mr. Penguin!
见到你很高兴 企鹅先生 Good to see you, Mr. Penguin!
你今晚过得怎么样 企鹅先生 How ya doing tonight, Mr. Penguin?
很好 很好 Fine, fine.
等一下上楼做 Hey. Sex upstairs later?
当企鹅人真好 Oh. It's good to be the Penguin.
企鹅先生 见到你... Mr. Penguin, good to see yo--
好了 今天向我打招呼的人 Okay, that's too many people
实在是太多了 感觉很不真诚 saying hello to me. It feels disingenuous.
我是认真的... I actually meant it...
为什么耸拉着脸 哈莉 Why so blue, Harley?
这可是个派对呢 It's a party for Christ's sake!
企鹅先生 Monsieur Penguin,
你需要什么喝的 uh, what can I get for you?
杰弗里在哪里 Where's Jeffrey?
你杀...杀了他 You kil... killed him?
的确像是我的作风 Oh, that does sound like me.
你要不要来点香槟 Would you like some champagne?
庆祝你夺回了这座城市 To celebrate your taking back the city?
要不要来一杯敬你伟大的自己 Perhaps make a little toast to your magnificent self?
为什么不呢 Mmm, why not!
鸟儿吃掉了虫子 The bird has taken the worm.
-叽叽 -叽叽 - Tweet, tweet. - Tweet, tweet.
-我在 -还有呢 - I'm here. - And?
还有我不会说"叽叽" And I'm not saying "Tweet, tweet."
她说了 She said it!
但是还有一只小鸟儿 But one birdie left...
叽叽 宝贝 Tweet, tweet, baby.
我们准备好了 We're ready.
开始孵蛋吧 Let's hatch this egg.
女士们 先生们 Ladies and gentlemen!
我们成功了 We're killing it.
我们镇压了喽啰革命 We put down the goon rebellion
他们还对我们感恩戴德 and they're thanking us for it.
我们瓜分了这座城市 We carved up the city
他们也感恩戴德 and they're thanking us for it.
赛 烟 烟 Sy, smoke, smoke!
对了 马上 Right! On it.
我要举杯... So I'd just like to raise a glass and...
你们几个 坐下 我在说话呢 You back there, sit down. I'm talking.
拖延 赛 拖延 Stall Sy, stall.
我刚说到... As I was saying...
不好意思 Hey, excuse me!
-今晚有一个孩子过生日 -什么 - We got a birthday boy tonight. - What?
一...二... And a one... And a two.
*生日快乐* *Happy birthday to you!*
好了 神经 轻拿轻放 Okay Psycho, nice and easy.
轻点 小心 小心 Easy! Careful. Careful!
*生日快乐 亲爱的...* *Happy birthday dear...*
*企鹅人* *...Penguin!*
我能叫你企鹅人吗 Can I call you Penguin?
*生日快乐* *Happy birthday to you!*
好了 伙计们 我们走 All right guys, let's go.
今天不是我的生日 It's not my birthday.
*还有更多祝福* *And many more!*
我说了 今天不是我的生日 I said it's not my birthday.
能不能把这些烟雾清了 And can we lighten up on the damn smoke?
我刚说到... As I was saying...
多亏了我 thanks to me,
当然了 and of course
还有所有人最爱的冰雕 everyone's favorite ice sculpture,
哈莉·奎茵 Harley Quinn.
拦住他们 Stop them!
好了 我们要尽量别闹出太大动静 All right, we gotta make this extraction as gentle as possible.
我们不能让她剧烈晃动 Okay. We can't rattle her
因为她现在命悬一线 because her life is in the balance, okay.
看看你让我做了什么 Look what you made me do.
这可不是什么好开端 Okay, this is not a good start.
你好 艾薇 Oh, hey, Ive.
小哈 你好 你没事吧 Harls! Hi. You okay?
你还好吗 How are you feeling?
赶紧把我弄出来 Get me the fuck outta this!
所有人都后退 Everybody stand back!
上吧 赛 Hit it, Sy.
来吧 Have at me!
谁能把我挥棒的手解放出来 Somebody free my swinging arm!
火焰手 再次点燃 Fire finger, flame begin!
扫腿 哥们 Sweep the leg Johnny!
哈莉 Harley...
我一直以为 I always thought
你只能算是个跟班 you were a sidekick.
只是一个有名姓的喽啰 A goon with a name.
但我错了 But I was wrong.
混蛋 Asshole.
你是一个错误 You're a mistake.
一个变种 A mutation.
还好 自然给了我们解决哈莉·奎茵的 Thankfully, nature has graced us with a solution
好办法 适者生存 to the Harley Quinn problem, survival of the fittest.
我美妙的鼻子啊 My beautiful nose!
没有你的球棍 Without your bat,
你只是一个刚解冻的体操选手 you're just a defrosted gymnast!
吃手榴弹吧 哈莉 Eat grenades, Harley!
尝尝这个 Take that!
我就知道当初就该杀了你... I knew we should have killed you from the start...
是啊 你的确走错了那一步 Yeah, you really blew it.
这边 Over here.
不 笨蛋 这边 No stupid, over here!
抱歉你没看到我 笨蛋 Oh, sorry you missed me, fucking idiot.
这边 Over here.
不 No. Oops!
不 看错了 No. Wrong way.
你真是太愚蠢了 Oh, you're so fucking stupid.
哈莉 你... Hey Harley, are you--
哎呀 Ooh, yikes.
马上就能收获更多"哎呀" It's about to get way more "Yikes."
绝对需要更多"哎呀" Yeah, that was definitely more "Yikes."
我们可以一起去喝咖啡吗 Can we go get coffee?
之前 我被我自己的情绪冲垮了 I let the emotions get the best of me earlier.
这只是一点小小的挫折 This is a minor setback.
接下来我们要这么做 Here's what we're gonna do.
去你哥哥家拿他的旧潜水装备 Go to your brother's house, get his old scuba gear,
我们把我的警徽从哥谭湾打捞上来 we fish my badge out of Gotham Harbor.
然后 就在这里...新哥谭警局总部 Then, this right here... the new GCPD headquarters.
没错 That's right.
我依然是局长 我要开创新的部门 I'm still commissioner. I'll start a new department.
我现在就可以任命你 芭芭拉 I can deputize you right now, Barbara.
我们要一起整理这座城市 We'll clean up this city together...
夫妻警察 牢不可破的羁绊 husband and wife cops. An unbreakable bond.
我要离婚 I want a divorce.
全都没有希望了 It's all hopeless.
你到底在哪里 蝙蝠侠 Where are you, Batman?
努南酒吧
他们把我冻起来 一小时后 They put me on ice and an hour later
那些喽啰就滚回自己老大麾下了吗 the goons crawl back to the bosses?
哈莉 你可能会很惊讶 Harley, this might come as a shock to you,
所以我...我想尽可能委婉地告诉你... so I wanna... I want to say it as delicately as I can--
你被冻了两个月 You've been iced for two months!
-两个月 -好样的 泥脸 - Two months? - Nice work, Clay.
我们...我们一直在努力 Um... Well, we've been...we've been trying
想把你救出来 to break you out the whole time.
天 我还中了两枪 And hell, I got shot twice.
我没有中过枪 I never got shot,
但我倒是为了救你 把很多个人项目推到了一边 but I did put a lot of personal projects aside trying to save you.
我一直没有意识到 I never realized
我们原来有多么依赖你的领导 how much we relied on your leadership before.
我也不想说 I mean, I don't want to say
你消失后 一切都是一场灾难 things were a disaster in your absence,
但一切不可能不是灾难 but they weren't not a disaster.
我们甚至太绝望 In fact, things got so dire
努南酒吧
以至于最后不得不 we finally got desperate enough
开始讨论起泥巴的蠢计划 to try the talking block of mud's stupid plan.
这是突破性的成功 Which was a rousing success!
非常感谢你们 Thank you very much.
企鹅人一般只会雇佣最优秀的服务生 You see, usually penguin only hires the most distinguished waiters.
所以我要好好刻画我的法国人性格 Which is why I had to develop my Francois character.
他的母亲 He was born...
是一名餐具女佣... to a scullery maid--
好了 谢谢 Okay, thank you!
在过去的两个月里 我有没有错过 So, in the last two months, did I miss anything
除了泥脸冗长的背景故事以外的事 other than Clayface's long-winded backstories?
哈莉 跟我来 Harley, just come with me.
所有喽啰们回去以后 So after the goons fell back in line,
不义联盟瓜分了这座城市 the Injustice League carved up the city.
他们称这里是新新哥谭 They call it new New Gotham.
就是...我甚至无法... Which is... I mean, I can't even...
要是你按照游戏规则来 If you just played the game
冰山赌场
你就不会落得这个下场 you wouldn't have ended up like this.
这是你自作自受 You did this to yourself.
谜语人大学
谁是最大的蠢蛋 Who's the biggest fool of all?
是你 You!
你一直都是对的 艾薇 You were right all along, Ive.
我当初就应该掌控一切 I shoulda taken control from the start.
谜语人 双面人 急冻先生 贝恩 Riddler, Two-Face, Freeze, Bane.
我要把他们全部干掉 I'm taking 'em all down.
到时候 And when I'm done,
哥谭将会... Gotham is gonna be...
空白硬字幕
属于我 mine!
好吧 Cool.
我们几个月前把他从小丑塔的废墟里扒出来 Yeah. We pulled him from the Joker Tower rubble months ago.
他一直处于昏迷中 He's been in a coma ever since.
现在水肿应该消退了 The swelling should've gone down.
我来... Let me just...
天啊 Oh, my God.
这是...布鲁斯·韦恩 It's... Bruce Wayne.