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传言有一部《正义联盟扎导剪辑版》 华纳不放
最后一次 伙计 别在这里 For the last time, dude, get the fuck out of here
放出扎导剪辑版 《最后的绝地武士》不是好片
扯什么"甘道夫可以飞过中土 with the "Gandalf could just fly over Middle-earth
直接在鹰上 and drop the ring into
把魔戒扔进末日火山里"的鬼话 the fires of Mount Doom from atop an eagle" Bullshit!
我早就在《魔戒》论坛上分析过了 I've clearly laid it out on a LOTR subreddit.
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放出扎导剪辑版 《最后的绝地武士》不是好片
你想看什么 What do you want to watch?
DC宇宙
我们可以看《哈莉·奎茵》 We could watch Harley Quinn.
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-不 -你看过这部吗 - No! - Have you seen the show?
天啊 当然没有 Oh, God, no!
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不过又是一部重度女权剧 It's just another heavy-handed female empowerment story,
真正的反派就是所谓的"男权" where the true villain is the quote-unquote "Patriarchy."
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太低级了 So basic.
我想把 Yeah, I guess.
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我听说哈莉第一季结尾的时候干掉了小丑 I heard Harley takes down Joker at the end of season one!
不好意思 史上最伟大的反派 I'm sorry, but "Cucked" Isn't a great color
可戴不起这绿帽子 on the greatest villain of all time.
这个评论就是这么说的 That's what this review says.
放出扎导剪辑版 《最后的绝地武士》不是好片
这是你写的 Hey, you wrote this one.
真不敢相信你想看这一部 I can't believe you want to watch this show.
他们最近放出来的三集 You know, they just did a three-episode arc,
就是哈莉用她的玛丽苏彩虹之力打败了 where Harley beats Penguin, Riddler and Mr. Freeze,
企鹅 谜语人和急冻先生 using nothing but her Mary Sue powers!
你确定你没看过吗 Are you sure you haven't seen the show?
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当然了 因为我不是12岁的小姑娘 Yeah! 'Cause I'm not a 12-year old girl.
再说了 哥们 Also, dude,
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我为什么要看一部背景在哥谭 why would I watch a show that's set in Gotham City,
却几乎没有蝙蝠侠的剧 but Batman's barely in it?
你看完了整整五季《哥谭》 You watched all five seasons of Gotham.
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因为那部剧没有铺天盖地的道德说教 Because it wasn't a fucking tsunami of virtue signaling.
行 小天才 Here, smart guy.
我们来看看这周的《哈莉·奎茵》讲了什么 Let's see what this week's episode of Harley Quinn is about.
DC宇宙
哈莉·奎茵 第二季第五集 放出时间2020年5月1日 蝙蝠侠回归 伙计们
"哈莉·奎茵和她最好的朋友 毒藤女" "Harley Quinn and her best friend, Poison Ivy..."
你看 See?
"本集没有出现 "...aren't in this episode,
即将聚焦蝙蝠侠从昏迷中醒来 which focuses on Batman waking from his coma
并誓要救赎哥谭" and vowing to take back Gotham City."
该死 好吧 但如果很烂 我们就看《恶搞之家》 Fuck! Fine! But if it sucks, we're watching Family Guy.
哈莉·奎茵 第二季第五集
好吧 Okay.
阿尔弗雷德 Alfred!
其实没有看上去那么糟糕 It's not as bad as it looks.
您还是回到床上去吧 Why don't you come back to bed?
我给您泡了些蜂蜜茶 I've made you a cup of honey tea
还有毯包猪肉 and pigs in blankets.
我不想要毯包猪肉 我想打击罪犯 I don't want pigs in a blanket. I want to fight crime.
还是给我蜂蜜茶吧 I will take that honey tea.
先把您扶回床上吧 布鲁斯少爷 您需要休息 Let's get you back to bed, Master Bruce. You need your rest.
我休息够了 哥谭需要蝙蝠侠 I've rested enough. Gotham needs Batman.
等他完全恢复后 他自然会出现 And it will get him, once he's made a full physical recovery.
在您昏迷期间 In the time you were in a coma,
涌现了312个新电视台 312 new television shows came out.
我们要不要来一场电视狂欢 What say we be binge buddies?
-联系吉姆·戈登 -我们不需要打扰戈登先生 - Get me Jim Gordon. - We needn't bother Mr. Gordon.
他在努力恢复市里的法律和秩序 He's making sure law and order are returned to the city.
我们完蛋了 We are so fucked!
这里已经变成恐怖秀了 It's a shit show out there!
我在街上看到一只狗杀人 I saw a dog kill a man on the street,
还看到那只狗对人做了点别的事 and then I saw the dog do other things to that man.
你这几个月难道都在昏迷中吗 What, have you been in a coma these last few months?
不 我有别的事 No. I've been doing stuff.
你这个花花公子 总有别的事 Ah! You playboys, always doing stuff.
肯定很爽吧 Must be nice.
我列了一张需要你出钱的清单 Now, I brought a list of things I need you to pay for,
这样我才能夺回这座城市 so I can take back the city.
一 雇警官 二 一件能让我穿在身上 One, police officers. Two, a codpiece that I can wear
发射小导弹的紧身战衣 that opens up and shoots a tiny missile.
不存在这种东西 That doesn't exist.
还不存在而已 Not yet.
这就需要你和你鼓鼓的钱包了 That's where you and your fat wallet come in.
韦恩先生不会资助你的幻想... Mr. Wayne is not going to bankroll your imaginary--
别说这种话 伙计 Tone it down there, limey.
只有我能拯救这座城市 Now, look, I'm the only one who can save the city.
在蝙蝠侠抛弃我们之后 可以这么说 At least, since the Bat abandoned us.
哥谭已经没有超级英雄了吗 Are there no heroes left in Gotham?
就出现了几个业余的 你看看 Just a couple of amateurs popping off. Take a look.
这个花哨的北方佬 This Yankee doodle dandy in
带着面粉假发 自称"通心粉侠" a powdered wig calls himself "The Macaroni."
就是... As in...
*他在帽子里塞羽毛* *Stuck a feather in his hat...*
下一句是"管这叫通心粉"
剩下的你懂了 And you know the rest.
这假发就是行走的讨揍机 That wig's a walking "Kick me" sign.
你要是觉得这够蠢了 看看这穿蝙蝠战衣的婆娘 If you think that's bad, check out the broad in the bat suit.
蝙蝠少女 官方账号
他们叫她蝙蝠少女 They're calling her Batgirl.
这简直是白费力气 这些三脚猫根本没做好 That's futile. These lightweights aren't prepared
和双面人及贝恩拼个你死我活的准备 to go mano y mano with Two-Face or Bane.
没有蝙蝠侠 人们根本就不敢反抗 Without Batman, people don't have the balls to fight back.
听说奎茵干掉了急冻先生 I got word Quinn took down Freeze.
那个小丑女简直是我的心头刺 That clown is a pain in my ass.
喂 那不是你的座位 Hey, that's not your chair.
纪念 急冻先生
这是用来纪念他们的 We're keeping it open for honorary purposes.
那才是你的位置 That's your chair.
放尊重点 Have some respect.
好吧 Oh, okay.
停车位也是这么规定的吗 Does this rule apply to parking spots?
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这样的话我只能去把我的沃尔沃挪开了 If so, I'll need to move my Volvo.
听着 我最近一直在想 Look, I've been doing some thinking.
翻译 酸奶只捡了六个蘑菇
抱歉 我以为你在搞笑 Oh, sorry, I thought that was a punchline.
校对 酸奶只捡了六个蘑菇
奎茵现在势头正旺 接下来就轮到我们了 Quinn's on a dare. And we're next.
也许我们应该巩固我们的力量 Maybe we should consolidate power
时间轴 风粤终于开始动森了
联合起来抵抗外来的威胁 and join forces to protect ourselves from external threats.
后期 8T
你和我 联手吗 What, you and me? Collab?
你现在连贝恩小镇都管不过来 Ha! You got your hands full with Banetown.
总监 酸奶只捡了六个蘑菇
太见外了 我们都说是"贝恩镇" Hey, it's the locals. We say "Bane-ton."
这和"痞老板"押韵 所以好记 The way you remember it, it rhymes with Plankton.
只能算是勉强押 That's a soft rhyme at best.
我不担心奎茵 Look, I'm not worried about Quinn.
再说了 我为什么想 Besides, why would I want to team up with the likes of you?
你连大佬椅都没有 You don't even have a big boy chair.
我... I...
别吓得连你的小背心都皱成一块了 Ah, don't get your little singlet in a bunch,
我只是在开玩笑 I'm just having a goof.
那我们联手吗 So, are we teaming up?
不 No.
蝙蝠少女干掉劫犯
蝙蝠粉丝 侠蝙蝠 猜猜这个 哥谭小伙
这边笨蛋 Up here, dummy.
伙计们 今天的安全小提示 Hey, guys, today's safety tip.
周五晚上不要去参加派对 Instead of going to a party this Friday night,
报名防身术吧 对吧 伙计们 sign up for a self-defense class. Right, buddy?
我是蝙蝠少女 撤了 This is Batgirl, signing off.
在调查吗 韦恩少爷 Research, Master Wayne?
这个小女生不能打着蝙蝠标志到处跑 This sorority girl can't run around wearing the bat symbol!
这会让人们以为我回来了 It's gonna make people think I'm back!
你的痛点是她未经同意用了你的标志吗 少爷 So your quibble is with the unsanctioned use of your logo, sir?
首先 这不是标志 而是一种符号 A, it's not a logo. It's a symbol,
用来让犯罪们心生恐惧 meant to strike fear into the hearts of criminals.
第二 如果这个小女孩戴着这标符号被杀 And B, if that little girl's killed while wearing it,
哥谭市就会丧失希望 the city of Gotham will lose all hope.
你也无能为力 韦恩少爷 Well, there's nothing you can do about it now, Master Wayne.
你现在连大号都难 You can barely make a solid bowel movement.
也许布鲁斯·韦恩不行 Well, maybe Bruce Wayne can't.
但我知道有人可以 But I know someone who can.
-是谁 -永远要提防后方 - Who's there? - Always check your six.
天啊 蝙蝠侠 Oh, my God! Batman?
我是你的铁粉 I am such a stan!
我穿着你的标志 I'm wearing your logo.
这是一种符号 It's a symbol.
你不该穿在身上 And one you shouldn't be wearing.
该死 是因为版权吗 Oh, frick! Is it copyrighted?
我发誓我没有用这个赚钱 I swear to God I'm not making any money off of it.
我训练了好几年 It took me years of training
才取得了哥谭市人民的信任 to establish trust with the people of Gotham.
你能力不足 太危险了 You're out of your depth. It's not safe.
谢谢你的提醒 但我能应付的 I appreciate your notes, but I can handle myself.
你说什么 You were saying?
天 伙计们 Oh, my God, you guys,
我有个今天好消息 I have awesome breaking news.
蝙蝠侠 没错 蝙蝠侠回到哥谭了 Batman... Yes, The Batman is back in Gotham.
你还有一百万个粉丝吗 Do you still have a million followers?
其实是130万 Actually 1.3 million.
嗯 但大部分是僵尸粉 Yeah, but most of them are bots, right?
蝙蝠侠回来了 Batman is back!
女士们 先生们 请保持冷静 Ladies and gents, going to need you to stay calm
我和我的手下将会给这个地方 while my associates and I relieve this establishment
减轻点硬币负担 你们知道我喜欢硬币 of a little coin. You know I like coins.
装满吧 亲爱的 Fill her up, sweetheart.
不 我们不怕你们了 No! We're not afraid of you anymore.
什么 你们当然怕 看看这些墙和我的半脸 What? Of course you are. Look at the guns and half my face.
该死 Ow! Ow, fuck!
我们不怕了 因为蝙蝠侠回来了 We're not afraid, 'cause Batman's back.
不要再来烦我们 Just leave us alone.
没错 Yeah.
等等 蝙蝠侠真的回来了吗 Wait, Batman's really back?
他回来了 蝙蝠侠回到哥谭 爆炸新闻 蝙蝠侠回来了
没错 大声反抗吧 That's right. Rebellion is in the air!
蝙蝠侠回来了 宝贝 Batman's back, baby!
有了他 哥谭的人民有希望了 And with him, hope for the people of Gotham!
我将会永生 蝙蝠侠回来了 I'm gonna live forever! Batman's back!
爆炸新闻 三轮车 无言的杀手
你可以不用摆出这么得意的表情 You can wipe that smug look off your face.
这不是得意 That's not smug.
-这才是得意 -令人震惊 - This is smug. - Devastating.
我从来没说过我回来了 是蝙蝠少女说的 I never said I was back. Batgirl did.
但您没有否认 Yet, you didn't deny it.
现在整个哥谭都像没煮熟的肉派一样 And now all of Gotham is as full of false hope
充满的虚假的希望 as an undercooked meat pie!
你和我说说 为什么蝙蝠侠不能回来 Enlighten me. Why can't Batman be back?
还是够不着您的脚吗 Still unable to reach your feet?
我一直在玩拖鞋 我的脚太热了 I've been rocking slip-ons. My feet run hot.
但如果你觉得我还太虚弱 But if you think I'm too weak
没办法复出 肯定会失败 那直说 to get back out there and I'll fail, just say it.
你太虚弱 你会失败 You're too weak and will fail.
我很强壮 我会成功 I am strong and will succeed!
好吧 证明一下 穿上去 Fine. Prove it. Put these on.
拜托 Come on.
拜托 Come on!
对了 你做不到 Oh, that's right, you can't.
在我看来 城市的保护者应该能够 Seems to me, the city's protector should be able to
自己穿上自己的袜子 put his sockie-poos on his feetsies.
但是我知道什么 But what do I know?
我只是在您父母被杀后照顾您 I just took you in after your parents were murdered,
将您视如己出 loved you like I would my own son.
无条件地关心您 Cared for you unconditionally.
在您昏迷时帮你换尿布 Changed your diapers when you were in a coma.
你根本不知道做战士的感觉 You don't know what it's like to be a warrior.
我慢慢告诉您 我以前是皇家海军的 I'll have you know, I was in Her Majesty's Royal Navy.
你们都为什么而战 What did you guys fight over?
谁能吃最后一块司康饼吗 Who get the last scone?
偶尔会 On occasion, we did.
您的自大正在写下 Your ego is writing checks
你残破的躯体无法兑现的支票 少爷 your broken body cannot cash, sir.
"您的自大正在写下..." "Your ego's writing checks..."
给我接卢修斯·福克斯 Connect me to Lucius Fox.
蝙蝠侠回来了
你来了 伙计 我给你准备了一个惊喜 Oh! There you are, buddy. Hey, I got a surprise for you.
感觉怎么样 是不是很棒 How does she ride? Ain't she a beaut?
还是可以调节的 任意高度都行 Look, it's adjustable. It can be any height you want it to be.
简直就像是魔法 It's like magic.
我很喜欢 Yeah. I love it.
对于下腰部的支撑很有用 The lower lumbar support is helpful.
没有多少专门为过度发达的肌肉设计的好椅子 Not a lot of chairs designed for guys with overdeveloped traps.
你看起来很焦虑 给你弄点喝的吧 You look parched. Let me get you a drink.
我没记错的话 你喜欢气泡水 对吗 If I remember correctly, you're a sparkling guy, right?
这是椰子汁吗 Is that coconut?
真美味 Delicious!
我承认我昨天对你的态度有点糟糕 Hey, I admit I was being tough on you yesterday.
但那只是一些善意的玩笑 But that was just some good-natured ribbing.
兄弟之爱之类的 Brotherly love, et cetera.
但是感觉就是针对我 It felt very personal.
说实话 很刺人 And frankly, mean-spirited.
我考虑你说的 Well, I've thought about what you said
我们联手 in regards to us joining forces,
如果我们团结起来就更有可能 and how we're more likely to survive
活下来 我现在同意 if we stick together, and I'm in.
来吧 我们俩 平等联手 五五分 Let's do it, you and me, an equal partnership. Fifty-fifty.
这跟蝙蝠侠回来了有关系吗 Hmm. Does this have anything to do with Batman coming back?
-我能说真心话吗 -当然了 - Can I be honest with you? - Of course.
没有关系 It does not.
怎么样 搭档 So what do you say, partner?
只要是五五分 As long as it's 50-50.
好了 先来说说我们的门面 All right, now let's talk branding.
我们要表示出我们现在合作了 We need to communicate that we're working together,
可是不好惹的 and not to be fucked with.
我有东西想给你看 伙计们 I got something I wanna show you. Hey, boys!
双面人们
但...这不是...这只有你的画像 But... That's not a... That's just a picture of you.
我都没在海报上 I'm not even on the poster...
说好的五五分呢 Where's the 50 and 50?
你说什么呢 这不是你吗 What are you talking about? That's you, right there.
不 那是阴影 No, that is a shadow.
我从阴影里出生 但那不是我 I was born there, but that's not me.
你看 上面还只有你的名字 And look, it's only got your name on it!
你在说什么 What are you talking about!
这是你 这是我 各一张脸 双面人们 That's you, that's me. We each got a face. Two-Faces.
我觉得这太隐晦了 I think it's too much of a thinker.
不 大家都知道这指我们俩 Nah, everyone knows that it's the both of us.
平等联手 对吧 Equal partners, right?
我同意搞那种公交海报 双版本那种 I would be open to a bus poster, like the twins poster,
一边是你 写着贝恩 where it's you, but it says Bane.
另一边是我 写着双面人 And then it's me, but it says Two-Face.
但我必须也在海报上 But I've gotta be on there.
不然 这就... Otherwise, you know, this is...
我只是个名头了 I'm a name.
装配好火力和锋利的武器了 Loaded with firepower and razor-sharp weaponry,
浸钛防弹衣 the titanium-dipped body armor
适配强度补偿系统 comes fitted with a strength-compensation dial.
布鲁斯·韦恩+装甲衣=100%
我还加了一个定制人工智能 I've also added a customized AI
用来提供技术支持和系统分析 to provide tech support and system analysis.
她叫莫妮卡 Her name is Monica.
你值得更好的 莫妮卡 You deserve better, Monica.
你好 阿尔弗雷德 Oh, hello, Alfred.
背着我让卢修斯给您打造 Going behind my back to have Lucius build you
一套弥补您病态的战衣吗 a bat suit to compensate for your feeble state?
不 我只是和我的朋友一起 No, I'm just hanging with my buddy,
朋友都这样 嫉妒了吗 like friends do. Jealous?
看 一套谎言战衣 Oh, look! A suit of lies.
您现在的状态不能去打击罪犯 You cannot fight crime in your current physical condition.
这套战衣就是为了帮助我 告诉他 卢修斯 Yeah. That's what the suit is for. Tell him, Lucius.
我要走了 I need to get going.
今晚有普拉提课 I have Pilates tonight.
-阿尔弗雷德 -卢修斯 - Alfred. - Lucius.
您别想穿上这套战衣 也别想去打击罪犯 You're not getting that suit and you're not to fight crime.
我禁止您 I forbid it.
好吧 如果你一定要这样 Fine. If that's the way you feel.
很遗憾 我可能无法信任你 Forgive me if I don't trust you.
我要带走这个 This is coming with me.
这个娃娃的轮子坏了 The dolly's got a bum wheel.
电梯坏了 Elevator's broken.
一点也不麻烦 No trouble at all.
莫妮卡 Monica.
安静 Quiet.
你今天看起来很棒 蝙蝠侠 You're looking great this evening, Batman.
开始吧 Let's do this!
激活麻痹模式 Stun mode activated.
什么"还没准备好" "Not ready," My ass.
没错 先生 Indeed, sir.
你为谁工作 Who are you working for?
双面人 Two-Face.
发现威胁 请谨慎行事 Threat identified. Proceed with caution.
贝恩 Bane.
我们以为你死了 蝙蝠侠 We thought you were dead, Batman.
坏消息 我没有死 Bad news. I'm not.
我要找的不是你 贝恩 我是来找双面人的 My beef isn't with you, Bane. I'm here for Two-Face.
显然他才是一切的主脑 He's clearly running this operation.
什么 不 What? No!
我和他平等合作 I am also equally in charge.
看起来可不像 Not by the look of things.
不 是双面人们 No! It's Two Faces!
复数的 我的脸和他的脸 Plural. My face and his face.
我是双面之一 我们是搭档 I am one of the two faces. We are partners!
他已经有两张脸了 He already has two faces.
如果他是你搭档 那就是三面 If he were your partner, that would be three faces.
我就知道太隐晦了 I knew it was too much of a thinker!
红色警报 威胁等级 100% Code red. Threat level, 100%.
小心 小心 Caution. Caution.
小... Cau...
我是在你黑暗中追杀的阴影 I am the shadow that haunts your darkness!
最后警告 Last chance.
双面人在哪里 Where's Two-Face?
红色警报 Code red.
红色警报 请小心行事 C-Code red. Proceed with caution.
红色警报 红色警报 红色警报 Code red. Code red. Code red.
我会打败蝙蝠 I will break the Bat!
贝恩 你这个总是上当的笨蛋 Bane, you gullible fool!
莫妮卡 联系卢修斯·福克斯 Monica, call Lucius Fox.
看看我们发现了谁 Well, what do we have here?
老大肯定会很喜欢 Boss is gonna love this.
看来你的信息很灵通 贝蒂 Looks like ya got your bell rung real good, Batty.
我们给你准备了点特殊款待 We cooked up something special for ya!
你为什么不醒过来阻止我 阿尔弗雷德 Why didn't you wake up and stop me, Alfred?
为了报复你这么多年来的折磨 To repay you for years of torment,
我们要拍一小段视频给哥谭所有人看 we're gonna make a little video for all of Gotham to see.
没错 然后我们会发布 Yeah! Then we're gonna post it!
已经包含这意思了 瑞克 That's implied, Rick.
谁都会知道是双面人的手下杀了蝙蝠侠 Everyone's gonna know it was Two-face's crew that killed Batman!
你们俩快去看看 You two, go check it out.
搞什... What the...
是"通心粉侠" It's "The Macaroni."
-你是谁 -我的陛下 - Who are you? - My liege.
-阿尔弗雷德 -尽我所能 少爷 - Alfred. - Just doing my part, sir.
那假发真的很实用 That wig is pretty impractical.
先把您扶起来 Let's get you on your feet.
说吧 说"我早就和您说过了" Just say it. Say, "I told you so."
真正的绅士不会说这种陈腔滥调 A gentleman does not trade in such pedestrian platitudes.
但是他知道什么时候该寻求帮助 But he does know when to ask for help.
帮我一把 女士 A little assistance, my lady.
马上来 Be right there!
妈呀 Oh, yikes.
你的腿完全扭断了 Your legs are hella jacked up.
一个扭到那边去了 One of them's, like, going that way
另一个好像都散成一滩了 and the other one's all floppy and stuff.
真恶心 It's gross.
你能不能帮我 Can you just help me up?
双面人们
天 又怎么了 Jesus, what now!
我生于地狱 我该得到尊重 I was born in hell, and I demand respect!
我击溃了蝙蝠侠 I crushed Batman.
也许我也该这么对付你 Perhaps I should do the same to you?
镇定剂 宝贝 镇定剂 Tranquilo, baby, tranquilo!
我想听你说完 I want to hear you out,
但是你这样 我没法跟你说话 but I cannot talk to you when you're like this.
求你了 冷静下来 I beg you, please, calm down.
做一做那个你经常和我说的 Do one of those breathing exercises
深呼吸练习 you're always telling me about.
抱歉 Oh, sorry.
好多了 来和我说说 Better. Now, talk to me.
你说这是平等合作 You said this was an equal partnership,
但连蝙蝠侠都觉得你掌管了哥谭 but even Batman thinks you're running Gotham.
别听那个蝙蝠脸 他就是想迷惑你 Ah, don't listen to bat face. He's just messing with your head.
-集中注意力 -你说"击溃他" - Focus. - Now, when you say, "Crushed him,"
你是说他死了吗 does that mean he's dead?
他的腿都往不同方向扭了 His legs were parting in different directions!
-真恶心 -未来 - It was gross. - In the future,
我觉得我们有机会就该杀了蝙蝠侠 I think we should just kill Batman when we get the chance,
但你做得很好 伙计 but you did a good job, buddy.
看 我也有贡献 See, I contribute to this business.
我们需要一个能代表我们俩的新名字 We need a new name that represents both of us.
贝恩终结存在 The Bane of Your Existence?
贝恩之都 Bane Capital?
不一定非要这种 但是要类似的 Not that, but something like that.
我们...我们可以商量 We... we can pitch on it.
重点不是名字 名字还在研究 It's not the name. The name's workin'.
我想的是你需要空间发挥你的特长 What I think is you need to have room to do your best work.
让你能够充分探索你这具魁梧身材 Space to spread out and explore all the nooks and crannies
空间和缝隙 in that big ol' noggin of yours.
看看什么能让我快乐吗 To find what sparks my joy?
没错 Exactly.
我知道最完美的地点 And I know just the place for you to do that.
真美 That's beautiful.
看 是不是很棒 See? Isn't that nice?
是谁一直照应着你 对吧 伙计 Who takes care of you? Right, buddy?
我的加拿大俱乐部老天啊 Sweet mother of Canadian Club!
-你是坐着吗 -我有时会坐着 - Are you sitting? - Sometimes I sit.
-从没见过 -你不是知道我一举一动的 - Never seen it. - You don't know everything I do.
你也不写信 你也不打电话 You don't write, you don't call.
我以为你抛弃我们了 I thought you'd abandoned us.
我绝对不会抛弃哥谭 I would never give upon Gotham.
我可以让你赶上进度 Well, uh, I can get you up to speed real quick.
这座城市一团糟 我们有很多事要做 搭档 The city's in the shitter. We have a lot of work to do, partner.
可能应该先从夺回哥谭警局开始 Should probably start by taking back the GCPD.
发生了一场骚动 算是政变吧 There was a coup, of sorts.
-不 -好吧 我们可以从小处着手 - No. - Okay, we'll start smaller.
总得一步一步来 Gotta walk before we can run.
码头怎么样 Uh, how about the docks?
不 我是说 我没法干活 No, I mean, I can't work.
我在慢慢理解你的话 I'm trying to do the math here.
你回来了 犯罪活动达到了有史以来的高峰 Uh, you're back, crime's at an all-time high.
还有什么问题 What's the problem?
我的身体状况不行 目前不行 I'm not physically able. Currently.
-所以你才坐着吗 -也许 - Is that why you're sitting? - Maybe.
我需要点时间恢复我的战斗力 I need a little time to get back to my fighting weight.
你的战斗力 好吧 Your fighting weight? Okay.
大概需要多久 一星期 一个月还是... And how long are we talking? A week, a month, uh...
哥谭需要一个蝙蝠 Gotham needs a bat!
我同意 I agree.
-我需要一个搭档 -我也同意 - And I need a partner. - Also agree.
我认识最完美的人选 And I know the perfect person for the job.
吉姆 这是蝙蝠少女 Jim, meet Batgirl.
见到你很荣幸 爸...局长 It's a real honor to meet you, Da... Commissioner.
她来这里干什么 What's she doing here?
你说了 这座城市需要一个蝙蝠 Like you said, the city needs the bat.
蝙蝠能让犯罪们恐惧 The bat inspires fear in criminals,
也能给哥谭的人民带来希望 and hope in the people of Gotham.
有你的帮助 蝙蝠少女能维持住这种希望 And with your help, Batgirl can keep that hope alive.
你希望我们合作 You want us to work together?
只是暂时的 It's temporary.
哥谭的人需要相信 The people of Gotham need to believe
蝙蝠侠依然还在 that Batman is still out there.
我们绝对会合作得很愉快的 We will literally have the best time.
对对对对 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
我是蝙蝠少女 我有大新闻 Hey, guys, Batgirl here, and I've got some big news!
放出扎导剪辑版 《最后的绝地武士》不是好片
我还挺喜欢的 I liked it.
放出扎导剪辑版
蝙蝠少女应该多笑笑的 Batgirl should have smiled more.
《最后的绝地武士》不是好片
你想再看一集吗 You wanna watch another one?
放出扎导剪辑版
好吧 随便吧 Fine. Whatever.
哈莉·奎茵 七天后上线 好狱友都恋父 哈莉和艾薇玩世界上最危险的嫁操杀
下周才能看到吗 It doesn't come out for a week?
放出扎导剪辑版 《最后的绝地武士》不是好片
这种播放模式太蠢了 This distribution model is ridiculous!
我们还是去下点番吧 Let's just torrent some hentai.