这是胡扯 This is bullshit!
-这是私设公堂 -才不是 - This is a kangaroo court. - No way.
我们有货真价实的法官什么的 We got a real judge and everything.
法官 请进 Hey, Judge, get in here.
全体起立 All rise for me.
-贝恩是法官 -我保证你们会被秉公审判 - Bane's the judge? - I promise you'll get a fair shake.
我没有偏见 I am unbiased.
他说的其实是实话 Well, he's actually telling the truth,
真的很烦 所以我自作主张 which is really annoying, so I took it upon myself
为你请了哥谭最好的诉讼律师 to provide you with Gotham's top litigator.
-完蛋了 -我们不要因为律师是蝙蝠就下定论 - Oh, we're so fucked. - Let's not judge a lawyer by the fact he's a bat.
被控被控杀害奥斯瓦尔德·科波特 The defendants are charged with the murder of Oswald Cobblepot
还有别的事 and other stuff.
蝙蝠人律师 Counselor Man-Bat.
你的当事人要如何辩护 How do your clients plead?
无罪
对 完蛋了 Yeah, we're fucked.
哈莉·奎茵 第二季第七集
然后 她咬掉了企鹅人的鼻子 And then, she bit The Penguin's nose off.
她咬掉了企鹅人的鼻子 She bit The Penguin's nose off.
就是法庭上的这位哈莉·奎茵 Is Harley Quinn who definitely did that
干出来的吗 in the courtroom today?
是的 那个哈莉·奎茵 Yeah, that's Harley Quinn.
反对 诱导提问和煽动性讲话
有谁会说蝙蝠语吗 Does anyone speak bat?
我想要判定是否有效 I want to sustain or overrule,
但完全无法理解 but it's indecipherable.
我的最后一名证人 传召... For my last witness, I call...
毒藤女 Poison Ivy!
她们还是朋友 Ooh, and they're friends.
这下可有意思了 This is going to be saucy.
嗯 Yeah.
小艾 都推到我头上 不管我让我自己 Ive, blame it all on me, okay? You had my back
惹了多大的麻烦 你都一直支持着我 no matter what stupid messes I've gotten myself into.
这一次 让我为你做些什么吧 For once, let me be the one who does something for you.
你还有大好的未来 You have a whole life ahead of you,
-你都订婚了 -但我们是一个团队 - I mean, you're engaged. - But you and I are a team.
小艾 拜托 如果你和我一起被关了进去 Ive, please, I wouldn't be able to live with myself
我不会原谅我自己的 if you went down for me.
你痛恨人类 对吗 You hate people, is that correct?
-是的 -但是你不恨哈莉·奎茵 对吗 - Yes. - But you don't hate Harley Quinn, do you?
你和她搭档 她是你唯一的朋友 You partnered with her, your only friend
你帮助她实行计划并协助 and helped her plan and execute
杀害了不义联盟的成员 the murder of the Injustice League.
没错 就是我们干的 Yeah, we did it, okay?
我们合作杀死了你们这群可悲的混蛋 We teamed up to kill your pathetic asses,
因为你们活该 总有一天 我们会杀光你们 'cause you deserved it and one day, we're gonna finish the job.
艾薇 Ivy!
法官大人 根据证词 Your Honor, given the testimony,
我请求你判被告 I request that you find the defendants
有罪 guilty on all counts!
该死 这是胡扯
我判她们终身监禁 I hereby sentence them to life!
当然是在监狱里了 In prison, of course.
我们跑到下水道里干什么 What the hell are we doing in the sewer?
这里一股屎味 Smells like shit down here.
等等 那是我的味道 Wait. That's me.
天啊 我和你说了三遍了 My God, I told you three times.
我们要阻止捕鼠者 We need to stop Ratcatcher,
他在用地下管道在哥谭转移武器 he's using the tunnels to move weapons across Gotham.
捕鼠者 没错 Ratcatcher, right.
住在地下 这些罪犯真是不能更烂了 Living underground, these criminals have hit rock bottom.
-戈登 你喝醉了吗 -我的容忍度很高 - Gordon, are you drunk? - I have a high tolerance.
我无法容忍模棱两可的回答 And I have a low tolerance for evasive answers.
"我无法容忍模棱两可的回答" "I have a low tolerance for evasive answers."
我知道我自己在干什么 I know what I'm doing, all right?
你在你的蝙蝠尿布里拉蝙蝠屎的时候 I was putting away scum while you were filling up
我就已经在收拾罪犯了 your bat diaper with stinky bat doodies.
我在暗网上看到过这些景象 I've seen this stuff on the dark web.
好吧 我绕过去 堵住出口 Okay, I'll circle around and block the exit.
等我的信号 Wait for my signal.
竟然要听从一个拉拉队长的号令 Taking orders from a cheerleader.
我以前是一个很优秀的警察 I used to be a damn good cop.
游啊 孩子们 游啊 Swarm, my children! Swarm!
该死 Oh, shit!
该死 该死 Shit, shit, shit!
下去 Get it off!
-拜托 -谢了 - Oh, come on. - Thanks.
那不是我的 That's not mine.
哥谭警局 詹姆斯·戈登
你为什么要那么做 小艾 Why the hell did you do that, Ive?
小哈 我不会把你丢在监狱里 Harls, I'm not gonna let you rot in prison
自己乘着风筝去度蜜月的 while I'm kiting around the world on my honeymoon.
但是没有人知道你被绑架了 But no one even knows you're kidnapped,
你本来可以来救我的 you could've led the rescue.
可能也算迷你蜜月 Maybe called it a mini-moon.
拜托 我们闭着眼睛也能跑出阿卡姆 Come on, we can break out of Arkham in our sleep.
这是什么鬼地方 Uh, the hell is this?
你们的新家 Your new home.
-你在这里干什么 -我不仅是法官 - What the shit are you doing here? - I'm not just a judge.
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我还是典狱长 I am also a warden.
欢迎来到佩纳杜罗北 Welcome to he Pena Duro North Correctional
翻译 酸奶烦死了
惩教所 and Rehabilitation facility.
一般也被称作 大坑 Affectionately known as The Pit.
校对 酸奶烦死了
听着 贝恩 我们不会进你这个愚蠢的洞的 Listen, Bane, we're not going in your dumb hole.
要不放了我们 要不杀了我们 So either free us or kill us.
时间轴 风粤高举百合大旗
好吧 Okay.
后期 8T
该死 Oh, shit!
她们不会有事的 Oh, they'll be fine.
我在坑底铺了垫子 I set up padding at the bottom.
总监 酸奶烦死了
只是把他们这样扔下去能增加喜剧效果 Just more dramatic, you know, to see 'em drop like that.
我在佩纳杜罗北的 While I was born in darkness,
一片黑暗中诞生时 我们会将人们带入光明 here at Pena Duro North, we're bringing people into the light.
我们努力让人们在大坑中也能保持积极和创造性 We try to cultivate positive thinking in The Pit.
教我们的客人将侵略性的欲望 Teach our guests to redirect aggressive energies
比如虐待和残杀 like maiming and killing
都变成更有创造性的活动 into something more productive.
上帝啊 那是杀手鳄吗 Holy crap, is that Killer Croc?
自己看吧 See for yourself.
-韦伦 -你好 哈莉 艾薇 - Waylon. - Oh, hey, Harley, Ivy.
我在画一幅新的水彩画 I was working on a new water color.
我管这叫《水中里德》 I call this one "Reed in the Water."
他叫里德 而且... His name is Reed and, uh...
他在水里 我们懂 He's in the water, yeah, we get it.
你到底什么毛病 What the fuck is wrong with you?
我在努力解决我的问题 I'm working out my shit.
明天有一个才艺秀 There's a talent show tomorrow
能让大家都来展示最近创作的东西 to showcase what everyone's been working on.
希望你们俩都能参与 I'd like you both to participate.
-她不会参加的 -我不会参加的 - She'll never do it. - I won't do it.
到了 甜蜜的家 Here we are, home sweet home.
你们可能在想 You're probably wondering to yourself,
"贝恩 门呢" "Hey, Bane, why no door?"
不然你们怎么逃走呢 Because where would you escape to?
你们可是在坑里 You are in a pit!
天 谁把这里弄得这么乱 Oh, my, who caused this catastrophe?
在大坑里 每天都要叠被子 In The Pit, your bed must be made daily.
整齐的房间才会让你有清醒的头脑 A tidy room is the key to a tidy mind.
来吧 来吧 亲爱的 Now, bring it in, bring it in, my darlings.
-别他妈碰我 -我会杀了你 - Don't fucking touch me. - I will murder you.
绘画课上见 I will see you two in painting class.
眨眼 我眨眼了 Winking, I'm winking.
该死 小哈 我完全不知道我们要怎么出去 Shit, Harls, I mean, how the hell are we gonna get out of here?
我不知道 用豆藤把我们送上去 I don't know, beanstalk us up.
这里没有植物 到处都没有植物 There's no plants! There's no plants in sight.
天啊 天啊 我们要永远困在这里了 Oh, my God, oh, my God, we're gonna be stuck in here forever.
谁来保护雨林呢 I mean, who's gonna protect the rainforest?
-沼泽怪物 -谁来守卫大堡礁 - Swamp Thing. - Who'll defend the Great Barrier Reef?
-海王 -谁来写信给那些 - Aquaman. - Who's gonna write letters to the network
在犹豫要不要 when they're trying to decide
重启《爱家还是搬家》的网络台 whether they should renew Love It or List It?
-某个废柴 -没错 风筝人还... - Some loser. - Yeah, exactly, and Kite Man...
那风筝人呢 我终于找到了一个 What about Kite Man? I finally find somebody
我想嫁的人 that I actually want to marry
现在我做不到了 and now I can't even do it.
该死 听着 我们会逃出去 Fuck! Listen, we're gonna escape
你绝对要好好走红毯 and you are gonna walk down that aisle.
你说得对 你说得对 You're right. You're right.
我们要离开这里 We're gonna get out of here.
-姑娘们 -该死 - Hey, girls. - Oh, shit.
我只是来给你送我织的欢迎礼物帽子 Just dropping off some welcome caps I've knitted.
上帝 死了
晚上可是很冷的 It gets mighty chilly at night.
把蛋黄酱给我 Oh, pass the mayo.
打击罪犯顺利吗 So, how'd the crime fighting go?
和蝙蝠少女没法合作 Eh, it's not working out with Batgirl.
她没有这个本事 She just doesn't have what it takes,
我可能还是要单干 I might have to fly solo.
爸爸 我们得谈谈你的酗酒问题了 Dad, we need to talk about your drinking.
酒很好 能让我放松 Ah, it's great, loosens me up.
好吧 Um, okay,
这对我来说也很难 我就直说了 this is super hard for me, so I'm just gonna say it.
你是一个重度酒瘾患者 You are a problematic drinker.
重度酒瘾患者以及成为义警的前警察 A problematic drinker and former cop turned vigilante.
人是可以有两面的 你不知道吗 A person can be two things, or did you not know that?
相信我 爸爸 我很清楚 Trust me, Dad, I know.
现在 我是想说你得把你自己打理干净 Right now, I'm telling you you need to clean yourself up.
哥谭需要你回到最佳状态 Gotham needs you at your best.
我现在就是最佳状态 I'm at my best.
一直最佳 永远最佳 Always have been, always will be.
就算你不愿意为了哥谭停止酗酒 If you won't stop drinking for Gotham,
也算是为了我 do it for me.
看到你这样真的让我很难受 It hurts me to see you like this.
芭芭拉 Ah. Oh, Barbara.
-趴下 -该死 - Get down! - Oh, crap!
戈登 听说最近你又开始扮演警察了 Hey, Gordo, I heard you've been playing cop again.
想插手我的武器交易 Trying to move in on my weapons sales.
丹特 捕鼠者是你的手下 Dent. Ratcatcher's working for you?
这座城市都是我的手下 你还没听说吗 The whole city works for me, hadn't you heard?
新新哥谭市是我的 New New Gotham is mine.
你想来硬的 Ah, you wanna play rough?
几个月前在警局的时候 我就该把你杀了 I should've killed you back at the station months ago.
今天 我将会纠正我的错误 And tonight, I fix my mistake.
芭芭拉 我们得... Barbara, we need to...
芭芭拉 Barbara?
我会看着他们眼中的光消失 I would watch the light leave their eyes
我知道他们最后的念头只有恐惧 and know that their last thought was fear.
现在我会想象自己在一个平静的泡泡里 But now I imagine myself in the bubble of calm
杀戮的欲望就会消失 and the urge to kill goes away.
-你为什么不鼓掌 -因为这好蠢 - Why aren't you clapping? - Because this is stupid.
听着 贝恩 我们也想改变 Look, Bane, we wanna change.
真的 但就是... We really do, but it's just too...
在这个黑暗潮湿的坑里实在是太压抑了 depressing in this very dark, dank pit.
我不知道 如果你把我们转到阿卡姆 I don't know, maybe if you transfer us to Arkham...
阿卡姆是给疯子罪犯的 Arkham is for the criminally insane.
大坑是关超能罪犯的 The Pit is for the criminally capable.
但是我要告诉你们一个小秘密 让你们开心点 But I will let you in on a little secret to lift your spirits.
明天的才艺秀将会迎来一位特殊嘉宾 Tomorrow's talent show will have a special guest.
乔治·洛佩兹先生 Mr. George Lopez.
你敢信吗 Can you believe it?
嗯 他会坐直升机下来进行10分钟的演出 Yeah, he's choppering down for a ten-minute set.
最新的剧本 但可能都是老槽点 Mostly new material, but probably some old hits.
明日 才艺秀
这就是我们的逃跑路线 Okay, this is how we escape.
我报名才艺秀 I sign up for the talent show...
-洛佩兹坐直升机下来 -我们观看他的爆笑演出 - Lopez choppers in. - We watch his hilarious set.
肯定会专门取笑拉丁裔家庭 That pokes fun at the idiosyncrasies of a Latino family.
然后我搞点事情 引发监狱暴乱 Then I do a tight five that incites a prison riot.
引走直升机附近的警卫 Which pulls the guards away from the chopper...
等等 抱歉 一场单口怎么引发暴乱 Wait, sorry, how is standup comedy gonna incite a riot?
我来说一堆让人们生气的笑话 I tell a bunch of jokes that piss people off.
-很棒 -对吧 我们俩就爬上直升机 - Nice. - Right? You and me are getting on that chopper.
我们飞离这个地方 你马上去找风筝人 We fly out and you're exchanging "I dos"
交换"我愿意" with Kite Man in no time.
你躲到哪里去了 戈登 Where are ya hiding, Gordon?
我们还是赶紧不带痛苦地结束这一切吧 Let's end this real nice and quick.
我明天一大早还约了牙医 I got a dental appointment in the early a.M.
要补很多牙呢 Lot of gum work, you know?
听到了吗 戈登 Do you hear me, Gordon?
我占领了你的警局 你的城市 I took your station, I took your city,
现在 我要夺走你的生命 and now I'm taking your life.
对不起 I'm sorry.
赶紧结束吧 哈维 Let's get this over with, Harvey.
很高兴你终于清醒了 Glad you came to your senses.
像一个男人一样出来 Better to go out like a man
总比和那些以为自己是狗 rather than begging like one of those cats
而哀求的猫好 that thinks it's a dog.
-还有什么遗言吗 -告诉我女儿 - Any last words? - Tell my daughter...
-我爱她 -自己和她说 - I love her. - Tell her yourself.
你和蝙蝠婊子给我下套 You and the bat hussy set me up.
我才带了两个跟班 I only brought two goons.
我以为两个就足够了 I thought this was gonna be a two-goon job.
是我的错 我会回来的 That's on me. I'll be back.
-你为什么要那么做 -什么 - Why the hell did you do that? - What?
你救我干什么 What'd you save me for?
你早就知道 我就是个累赘 You know what I am? I'm dead weight, yesterday's news.
就像一毛店里的寿司 Dime store sushi.
我只会碍你的事 I'll just get in your way again.
里面还有一大半呢 Ah, there was a swig and a half left.
不要再自怨自艾了 Stop feeling sorry for yourself.
为什么 Why?
你不需要我 哥谭不需要我 You don't need me, Gotham doesn't need me.
我的女儿觉得我是个笑话 My own daughter thinks I'm a joke.
不是这样的 That's not true.
你是一个好人 吉姆·戈登 You're a good man, Jim Gordon.
你激励了我 You inspired me.
是吗 你可是戴着蝙蝠头盔 Oh, yeah? Says the girl with bat ears.
是蝙蝠侠激励了你 Batman's your inspiration.
他激励我设计出这套衣服 He inspired my costume.
真正激励我的是我爸爸 My dad inspired me.
-芭芭拉 -没错 - Barbara? - That's right.
我就是蝙蝠少女 爸爸 I'm Batgirl, Dad.
保护哥谭的人一直是你 You're the one that's been protecting Gotham.
这才是我的好女儿 That's my girl.
杀手鳄 他实在是太丑了 And Killer Croc, he's so ugly.
-他有多丑 -丑到我每次见到他 - How ugly is he? - He's so ugly that when I met him,
我还以为是他的屁股在讲话 I thought his asshole was doing the talking.
感觉有点低俗 但是 Kind of feels like a low hanging fruit there, but,
可能会让这些蠢蛋笑死 it'll probably kill with these dumb shits.
哈莉 你好像要和洛佩兹一起做单口 Harley, I see that you're doing stand up after Lopez.
怎么回事 Whoa, what is this?
你没有叠被子 You failed to make your bed.
该死 对 抱歉 Oh, shit, yeah, sorry about that.
抱歉也没用 我把规则说得很清楚了 Sorry doesn't cut it, I was very clear on the rules.
我不能偏爱某个人 I cannot play favorites.
哈莉无法参加才艺秀了 Harley may not participate in the talent show.
我会铺床的 怪胎 天啊 I'll make my bed, you weirdo. God.
要是你的热情早点到来就好了 I wish your wave of enthusiasm had crested earlier.
-艾薇 你要帮我演完 -什么 不 - Ivy, you have to do my set. - What? No.
我没办法在陌生人面前讲笑话 I can't tell jokes in front of strangers.
你可以的 你会引发轰动 Yes, you can, you'll be a riot.
轰动[暴乱] 我要你引发... A riot, I need you to start a...
-别说了 我知道了 -一定要演 艾薇 - Stop, yes, I got it. - Do it, Ivy.
看来我要追随洛佩兹了 I guess I'm going up after Lopez.
很胆大 Bold.
这里肯定很容易逃出去 This is gonna be easy to break out of.
-根本没有门 -但是有谢丽尔 - There is no door. - But there is a Cheryl.
你好 谢丽尔 你要逼我把你杀了逃走吗 Ugh, hi, Cheryl, you're really gonna make me kill you to escape?
你可以试试 Well, you can try.
我是谢丽尔 I'm Cheryl.
如果她想逃跑 If she attempts to escape,
逼她加入合唱团 force her to join the show choir!
大家好 Hello. Ah!
欢迎来到大坑 And welcome to the first annual
首届才艺直播秀 Live from The Pit talent show.
今晚有很多精彩的演出 We have a lot of great acts tonight,
但首先 谁想看点近景魔法 but first, who wants to see some close-up magic?
然后我说"从现在起 我们要在家里教你了" And then I said, "From now on, we're home schooling you."
所以我们不知道的东西 So whatever we don't know,
你肯定也不知道 you don't know.
比如韩国战争什么时候开始的 我不知道 Like, when did the Korean War start? I don't know.
你也别想知道 And neither do you.
我的演出到此为止了 Okay, that's my time.
谢谢你们 大坑的人们 晚安 Thank you, The Pit. Good night.
该死 这个计划太愚蠢了 Shit. This plan is so stupid.
你可以的 艾薇 You've got this, Ivy.
谢丽尔 听着 我要从你边上过去 Cheryl, listen, I'm getting past you,
我过去 你活着 或者我过去 你死了 so either I do and you're alive, or I do and you're not.
怎么说 What do you say?
天啊 Oh, Jesus.
你们好 Uh... Hello.
看来杀手鳄在这里啊 Uh, I see Killer Croc is here.
他好丑 我们认识的时候 He's so ugly, when we met,
我还以为是他的屁股在和我说话 I thought his asshole was talking to me.
拜托 这是皮肤病 Oh, come on, it's a skin condition.
真是太低级了 Ah, that's below the belt.
维克多·扎斯呢 How about Victor Zsasz, okay?
天啊 开始了 Oh, boy, here we go.
他头上的划痕 The tally marks on his head
让他看上去就像一个花生 make him look like a Peanuts character.
她根本比不上洛佩兹 Oh, she's no Lopez.
你们被艾薇了 Hey, you just got Ivy'd.
-你真烂 -我知道 我很烂 - You suck! - I know, right? I suck.
烂 你们想要暴动吗 Blah! Do you guys wanna riot?
为什么 这是个很安全的地方 Why? This is a safe space.
拜托 扎斯 你就一点都不生气吗 Come on, Zsasz, you're not even like a little pissed off about that?
你刚刚被艾薇了 烂 You just got Ivy'd. Bleh.
打起来 伙计们 Just start shanking, people.
-伙计们 打起来 -要我提出建议性批评的话 - People, shank. - If I could make a constructive criticism.
你针对我的笑话参考不当 Your joke directed at me was reference-heavy,
而且有点没有创意 and if might, a bit derivative.
这他妈是怎么回事 应该不难啊 What the shit is this? This should not be hard,
你们都是杀手 互相杀戮啊 you guys are killers, kill each other.
坚持住
我要上那架直升机 I'm getting to that chopper!
-该死 -该死 - Shit! - Shit.
晚安 大坑 Good night, The Pit.
你们真热情 What a bunch of locos.
我打败谜语人后 And after I defeated Riddler,
-我知道我该做什么了 -真不敢相信 - I knew what I had to do. - I can't believe it.
我...你就是她 I... You were her!
她就是你 而我就是我 And she was you while I was me.
是的 我还有好几次 Yeah, I even slipped up
说漏了嘴 叫你爸爸了 and called you Dad a few times.
但是当时你...醉醺醺的 But you were pretty... Drunk.
爸爸 不要 Dad, stop.
你要帮我一把 Are you gonna lend a hand
还是说蝙蝠少女不屑于帮助她爸爸用蒙太奇手法 or is Batgirl too cool to help her dad in a montage
跳过一段戒掉酒瘾的艰难时期 where we skip past the hard parts of beating an alcohol addiction
直接到我已经清醒的桥段 and cut to the part where I'm clean?
快过来吧 Get over here.
欢迎回来 爸爸 Welcome back, Dad.
你终于回家了 You're finally home.
不 家只有一个地方 No, there's only one place that's home.
哥谭市警察局 The Gotham City Police Department.
但那已经是双面人的老巢了 But that's Two-Face's lair.
我要夺回来 I'm taking it back.
-想知道为什么吗 -为什么 - Wanna know why? - Why?
因为我是一个很优秀的警察 'Cause I'm a damn good cop.
我上台其实是为了引发暴乱 So, um, I actually came on stage to start a riot.
什么 What?
我本来想用暴乱分散注意力 I was gonna use the riot as a diversion to escape
用乔治·洛佩兹的直升机飞走 on George Lopez's helicopter.
现在大声说出来以后才意识到这有多么愚蠢 Now that I say it out loud, I realize how stupid it sounds.
我永远没法离开这里了 对吧 I mean, I'm never getting out of here, right?
我这一身都在压抑我自己的情感 My entire life I've been cut off from my feelings, you know?
我一直在一个情感中的大坑里 I was living in an emotional pit,
但是我喜欢那样 but I liked it that way, you know.
因为那样很安全 很安心 'Cause it was safe and secure,
没有人会给我戴上编织好的帽子 and no one ever put a knit hat on me, you know?
我可能接受了我就是孤独的 I guess that I accepted that being lonely was, you know, was my thing.
后来发生了一些事 And then something happened.
我交到了朋友 我订婚了 I made friends, I got engaged.
谢谢 我加入了风筝人里程俱乐部 Thank you. I joined the mile high Kite club.
我要给你们一些在一万英尺高空做爱的建议 I'm going to give you a piece of advice about sex at 10,000 feet.
不要在风里做 Don't do it into the wind.
我想到这一切的时候 And I was thinking about it,
我想 我真的开心吗 I'm like, was I happy?
我真的很开心 I was really happy.
我好像爬出了我的情感大坑 You know, it's like, I crawled out of my emotional pit.
然后 发生了什么 And so then, what happens?
宇宙把我安排到了哪里 大坑里 Where did the universe put me? The Pit.
没错 大坑里 That's right, The Pit.
不管我们在下面改变了多少 And no matter how much we change down here.
不管我们叠了多少次被子 No matter how many times we make our goddamn bed
或者传递多少次话筒 or pass the talking stick.
我们还是会困在这个坑里 We're still stuck in this Pit.
和贝恩和其他人一起 And with Bane of all people.
这个人 This guy.
就是我 I relate.
她说得很有道理 Wow, she's got a great point there.
我那么努力 让自己爬出了一个大坑 I did all this hard work to get myself out of one pit
最后却沦落到另一个坑里 just to end up in another.
人生就是一个大坑 Life's just one big pit
没有人能逃出去 that none of us are ever gonna get out of.
一个逃不出去的大坑 One big fucking inescapable pit.
我们会永远被困在这里 And that is where we are stuck forever.
该死 艾薇说得对 Damn, Ivy's right.
我们得逃出大坑 We gotta get out of The Pit.
没错 来啊 伙计们 Yeah, come on, guys,
我们都有能力 只要合作就能逃出去 we're a talented group, if we work together, we can escape.
以及如果你不加入 我就捅死你 Also if you don't chip in, I'll stab you.
真是太棒了 你说了你的真心话 That was amazing, you spoke from your heart,
-你引发了暴乱 -晚了30多秒 - you started a riot! - About 30 seconds too late,
面对现实吧 乔治·洛佩兹不会回来了 let's face it, George Lopez is never coming back,
他们肯定几乎没听到他的话 I bet they hardly met his quote.
哈莉 我搞砸了 Harley, I really blew it.
也许没有 Or maybe not.
-计划是这样的 我们上屋顶 -叭叭叭的 - Here's the plan, we go on the roof... - Blah, blah, blah.
爸爸可以的 Daddy's got this.
你还可以吗 You still got this?
没错 一切顺利 Yeah! Yeah, yeah. All good.
亲爱的 我回来了 Honey, I'm home.
你来一刀 你来一刀 你来一刀 You get a shiv. You get a shiv. You get a shiv.
艾薇 你在大坑里有很大的突破 Hey, Ivy, it's clear you made a breakthrough in The Pit.
回来继续提升自己怎么样 How about you come back and continue to work on yourself?
也许可以画一个图示板 Perhaps a vision board?
-我有一些创意 -闭嘴吧 贝恩 - I have some inspo. - Ah, shove it, Bane.
没错 别妄想争她自己情感成长的功劳 Yeah, don't take credit for her emotional growth.
去你妈的 我要变大 Fuck this, I shall rise!
这可不妙 Uh-oh, that's not good.
我们爬不上去了 We're not gonna make it.
抓紧了 Hold on.
没有人能从大坑中逃走 No one escapes The Pit!
该死 贝恩 Damn it, Bane.
该死 该死 Shit, shit, shit!
怎么了 你要给我开罚单吗 What, are you gonna write me a ticket?
一张地狱的罚单 A ticket to hell.
你还好吗 You still doing okay?
很好 Yep.
找到弱点 In the soft spot.
保护服务人民
怎么样了 What's happening?
我回来了 就这么简单 I'm back. That's what.
你无法逃离你的问题 哈莉 You cannot run from your problems, Harley.
憎恨会拖累你 Hate weighs you down.
只有爱能让我们自由 Only love sets us free.
-艾薇 -不 - Ivy. - No.
-没事的 -不要 不要这样 - It's okay. - Don't, don't do this.
过上幸福的生活 结婚 生子 Have a good life, get married, make babies.
取名叫哈莉 Name them Harley.
-男孩女孩都要叫哈莉 -哈莉 - The girls and boys. - Harley?
看 就是可以的 See? It totally works.
你知道我爱你 You know I love you.
再见 艾薇 Bye, Ive.
你好啊 Hi!
我们成功了 We did it.