总统先生 我是吉姆·戈登 Mr. President, Jim Gordon,
也就是哥谭市警察局长 也就是局长 aka Gotham PD Commissioner, aka the Commish,
但你可以叫我小戈 but you can call me Gordo.
长官 哥谭市终于准备好... Sir, Gotham City is finally ready to--
请等待总统接通电话 Please hold for the President.
抱歉 我以为你就是总统 Sorry, I thought you were the President.
-不 我是他的秘书 -没错 - No, I'm his secretary. - Well, yes.
你这么一说 Now that you say it,
倒是有点道理 总统不会接听自己的电话 it makes sense that the President wouldn't answer his own phone.
只不过我一般不会听到男秘书的声音 Just that I don't often hear of a male secretary.
-我是总统 -长官 我单枪匹马 - This is the President. - Sir, I, on my own,
没带后援 with no help from others,
绝对是仅凭一己之力 definitely singlehandedly
干掉了不义联盟 took out the Injustice League.
哥谭市已经准备好重新回到美国的怀抱 Gotham City is ready to rejoin the United States.
小戈 我可以这么叫你吗 Gordo... Can I call you that?
这样最好了 I'd prefer that.
小戈 根据我的情报 Gordo, according to my intel,
还有一个超级反派 there's still one supervillain
依然潜逃在外 who is running amok.
哥谭警局
哈莉·奎茵 Harley Quinn.
她最多只能算是我屁眼里的息肉 Uh... she's nothing but a polyp up my bunghole.
烦人吗 的确 Irritating? Sure.
让人不舒服吗 那当然 Uncomfortable? Absolutely.
会吓到我的性伴侣 也经常会让性生活出意外吗 Horrifying to sexual partners and oftentimes a deal breaker?
肯定的 Definitely.
但是一点医生开的药膏就能搞定 But nothing that a doctor-prescribed cream can't take care of.
我... That is...
真是学到了很多关于屁股息肉的知识 a lot of specific knowledge about anal polyps.
我可是专家 You're talking to an expert.
小戈 是哈莉·奎茵引发了哥谭的陨落 Look, Gordo, Harley Quinn caused the downfall of Gotham.
她是一个毒瘤 She's a menace.
她在众人的心理植入了恐惧 She strikes fear into the heart of the public psyche.
如果她依然逍遥法外 哥谭就永无宁日 If she's still out there, Gotham isn't safe.
干掉哈莉·奎茵 我就把哥谭加到地图上 Take care of Harley Quinn and I'll put Gotham back on the map.
我来了 奎茵 I'm coming for you, Quinn.
哈莉·奎茵 第二季第八集
小哈 如果要聊的话就聊吧 Harls, if we're going to talk about it, let's just talk about it.
我是说 要是你想的话 我想也行吧 嗯 I mean, pssh, if you want to, I guess I could. Yeah.
那真是...太疯狂了吧 That was... crazy, right?
太疯狂了 So, crazy.
我想了很久 我觉得那是... I've been thinking a lot, and I think it was--
就是一时冲动 An impetuous, spur of the moment thing.
-你知道 -是的 - You know? - Yes.
是逃跑的肾上腺素 It was the adrenaline of escaping, you know.
我觉得就是涌上了脑门 I just think it went to our heads.
-绝对的 -我们当时脑子都不清醒 - Hundred percent. - We weren't really thinking.
好奇怪 你也太狡猾了 You know? It's so weird and uncanny
你把我想说的话全部说完了 how you just said everything I was going to say.
我觉得这应该就算是一时的疯狂 I think we just chalk it up to a crazy moment
发生了一些疯狂的事 where something crazy happened.
你明白我的意思吗 就是这么简单 You know what I mean? I mean, that's it.
没错 没错 那就是我 Totally. Totally! It was so me!
就是哈莉·奎茵 总是做出疯狂的事 It was Harley Quinn, always doing crazy things!
总是会冲动 Always being impetuous! Hey!
总是会乱亲 Always kissing people!
呕 你不是我的菜 Disgusting! You're not my type.
哈莉 你确定你没事吧 还是说... Harley, are you sure you're cool, or...
我发誓 我没事 我只是...我们没事 Yes. I swear to you. I'm cool. I'm just... We are cool.
太好了 我只是很高兴我们的想法一致 Ugh, great! I'm just glad we're on the same page.
我马上就要嫁给风筝人了 I mean, I'm getting married to Kite Man soon.
-所以我要集中精力 -当然了 - You know, so I gotta focus on that. - Obvs!
我也很忙的 Yeah, I'm super busy, too.
我要计划我的下一步 好多步呢 所有... I'm like planning my next move. So many moves. All...
实在是太多步了 Almost too many moves.
看啊 我有一个计划步骤会都要迟到了 Wow, look at that. I'm actually late to a move planning meeting.
真是太好了 Oh, this is so good.
哈莉 我很高兴我们能聊聊这件事 Harley, I'm just glad we talked about this.
我不想让任何事毁了我们的友谊 And I would never want anything to mess up our friendship, you know?
当然了 尤其这还是一个 Yes, totally. Yeah, especially not over some kiss
完全没有任何意义的吻 that, you know, didn't even mean anything.
那你要告诉风筝人吗 So, are you gonna tell Kite Man?
你怎么能这么对我 How could you do this to me?
宝贝 对不起 Babe, I'm so sorry.
我本来想预定的 结果出了点事 Look, I meant to call for a reservation and stuff came up.
我说了我很抱歉 I said I'm sorry.
抱歉也没办法让我们 Sorry doesn't get us a table
在墨西哥议员的正宗墨西哥土馆订到位置 at Senor Mexico's authentic Mexican adobe house,
那是我父母在全哥谭最喜欢的早午餐地点 which is my parents' favorite brunch spot in all of Gotham.
-宝贝 你没事吧 -嗯 我...我只是 - Babe, you all right? - Yes. I'm... I'm just... It's...
我脑子里现在太乱了 I've got a lot on my mind right now.
我很抱歉给你这么大压力 Hey. I'm sorry for putting so much pressure on you.
只是 这是他们第一次见你 It's just the first time they're meeting you,
我希望他们和我一样爱你 and I want them to love you as much as I do,
因为 不要有压力 如果他们不爱你 because, no pressure, if they don't love you
他们就不会允许婚礼 they won't approve of the wedding,
然后他们就不会来婚礼了 and then they won't come to the wedding!
亲爱的 我一定会让他们爱上我的 Honey, I will make sure that they love me.
因为父母们总是爱我 Because parents always love me.
不包括我的父母 或其他的父母 I mean, not my parents or any other parents.
但是你的父母 But the point is for your parents? Ah!
我绝对会让他们爱死我 I'm gonna just blow them away.
天啊 我爱你 God, I love you.
好了 大家都知道 我超级忙 Okay. So, as we all know, I'm super busy,
我是我见过最忙的人了 I'm a crazy busy, busiest I've ever been.
问题就是 我到底在忙什么 The question is, what am I super busy with?
下一步是什么 What's next?
我以为我们干掉了不义联盟 I thought we were gonna chill out and have fun
接下来只要尽情享乐就好了 after we took the Injustice League out?
没错 我们是要享乐 Oh, yeah. We're gonna have fun.
因为我变成了全世界最可怕的超级反派 As I become the world's most feared supervillain!
你才不是 That's not you.
你就是没有那种气概 The gravitas just isn't there.
我就是有那种气概 The gravitas is there!
哈莉 首先 我要代这些娘炮道歉 Harley, first I want to apologize for these pussies!
我个人表示欢迎你在邪恶的道路上更进一步 I, for one, welcome you pushing the evil envelope.
这就是我梦寐以求的 This is what I've dreamed of.
如果你想成为真正的恶人 If you want to do some truly evil shit,
那就找我吧 then I'm your guy!
你对杀小狗有什么看法 What are your thoughts on killing puppies?
哈莉 我是来提醒你我... Harley, I've come to warn you about my--
-等等 你是谁 -蝙蝠少女 不管怎么样... - Wait, who are you? - Um... Batgirl. Anyway...
好了 All right. You know what?
我们同为一个社区的人应该团结起来 As a community, we should really get together
原创翻译 双语字幕
多想点更有创意的名字 and start coming up with more creative names.
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简直是胡扯 This is bullshit.
我想说 我爱你这套衣服的针脚 妹子 Can I just say, I love the stitch work on your costume, girl.
翻译 小酸奶
我懂你 I see you.
校对 小酸奶
天 谢谢 Aw, geez, thanks.
你来这里干什么 Why the hell are you here?
戈登要干掉你了 Gordon's coming to take you down.
时间轴 风粤站定大橘不动摇
哥谭想要重新加入美国 You are what stands in the way of Gotham
就必须要先除掉你 rejoining the United States.
我是来提醒你的 And I've come here to warn you
因为他觉得你是一个反派 because he thinks you're a villain,
后期 8T
但我知道你不是 but I know that you're not.
什么 我超级坏 What? I'm bad as hell.
彻头彻尾的反派 Total villain over here!
总监 小酸奶
说得好 Fuck, yeah!
这才是我一直等待的哈莉 That's the Harley I've been waiting for.
好样的 妹子 Own it, girl!
你毁掉了哥谭的毁灭军团 You did kick the Legion of Doom out of Gotham,
杀了小丑 除掉了不义联盟 killed Joker, got rid of the Injustice League.
这都是超级英雄干的事 Those were all heroic things.
我们刚刚就是这个意思 This is what we were just saying.
看 蝙蝠少女很懂 See? Batgirl gets it.
你想让我融化她的脑子吗 You want me to melt her mind?
我会融化她的脑子 I will melt her mind.
我说的是你要低调 希望一切能过去 All I'm saying is lay low, and hopefully this'll all blow over.
不能再低调了 No time to lay low!
我刚告诉艾薇 我是一个很忙的人 I was just telling Ivy how I am a very busy person,
我就是这样的人 and that's what I am.
我要很高调 谢谢 So I am going to lay very high, thank you.
哈莉 他不干掉你是不会罢休的 Harley, he won't stop until he gets you.
你听说他对双面人做的事了吗 You heard about what he did to Two-Face,
双面人可是有一大群喽啰 and Two-Face had a whole mess of goons.
所以你的意思是我需要一支军队 So, what you're saying is I need an army.
不 我说的百分百绝对不是... No, that's 100% not what I was say--
-你告诉笨登局长 -说得好 - You tell Commissioner Gor-dumb... - Nice!
我是城里最坏的贱人 ...that I am the baddest bitch in town.
我是哈莉·奎茵 我很冲动 I'm Harley Quinn! I'm impetuous!
我随便亲人 I kiss people at random!
到底发生了什么 What's happening?
清仓甩卖 商场关门
我是超级反派 戈登最好做好准备 I am a supervillain, and Gordon better sack up
跟我和我的军队全面开战 and prepare for an all-out war with me and my army.
-谢谢你的提醒 -不 我再说一遍 - Thanks for the heads up. - No, again,
这百分百不是我说的... that was 100% not what I was saying--
好了 听着 新计划 All right, listen. New plan.
我们要干掉戈登 We are gonna defeat Gordon.
我们只需要一支邪恶大军 We just need an evil army.
有人知道能怎么集结一支邪恶大军吗 Anyone know how we can get an evil army?
我现在硬得不行了 I am rock hard right now!
真恶心 That's nasty.
哈莉 你到底怎么了 Harley, what has gotten into you?
自从你和艾薇从贝恩的坑里出来 Ever since you and Ivy emerged from Bane's pit,
你就很不对劲 you seem unlike yourself.
是啊 你从来不会说要做一个军阀的 Yeah, you never said anything about being a warlord.
再说了 我们要上哪里去搞一支军队 Plus, where are we going to get an army?
特别是现在喽啰们都解散了 Especially since the goons have unionized.
坑里什么都没有发生 Nothing happened in the pit,
我绝对肯定以及一定很正常 and I am absolutely being totally like myself.
没有人能阻拦我 And no one is getting in my way.
连戈登都不行 Not even Gordon.
你知道吗 我知道可以在哪里召集一支军队 You know what? I think I know where we can get an army.
但是那是真正的反派活计 But it's some real deal villain shit.
你肯定要干点脏活了 你愿意吗 You got to get your hands dirty. Are you down to do that?
贱人 当然了 我绝对愿意 Bitch, please. I am super down.
这就是我想要的 This is exactly what I want to do.
我是哈莉·奎茵 我很冲动 I'm Harley Quinn. I'm impetuous!
我随便亲人 I kiss people for no reason.
关于亲人的事 你已经表现得很明确了 哈莉 Yeah, you've made that whole kissing thing really clear, Harley.
你好 我其实不在乎 Hey, sup. Uh, I don't really care either way,
但是你们有没有可能有一张四上 but what're the chances you have a four top?
四上就是餐厅行话的... Four top is restaurant speak for--
一张四人桌 谢谢 A table, for four people. Thanks.
我的小宝贝 My little foodie.
嗯 要等三小时 抱歉 Yeah, it's a three-hour wait. Sorry.
天啊 Oh, boy!
宝贝 那边的几个 Um, babe, those people over there
穿得像是乡村俱乐部上了游艇俱乐部的人 that look like a country club fucked a yacht club
正在向我们招手 are waving at us.
查尔斯 亲爱的 这边 Charles dear, over here!
母亲 父亲 这是我的一生挚爱 帕梅拉 Mother, Father, please meet the love of my life, Pamela.
你没有提前预定 You didn't make a reservation.
-母亲 我很抱歉 -天啊 - Mother, I am so sorry. - Oh, God.
我还让信用卡公司的职员 I had to have the credit card company concierge
给经理念了骚扰取缔令 read management the riot act
但还是和这些普通平民一起困在这里 and we still got stuck here with the hoi polloi.
我们往常坐的卡座被占了 Our usual booth was taken.
这样吧 我去找经理谈谈 Oh. You know what? Let me talk to the manager.
那就祝她好运吧 Good luck to her, I say.
看 一个卡座空出来了 Well, look at that. A booth just opened up.
小帕 我喜欢你的风格 Pam, I must say, I like your style.
走吧 Well, shall we?
小姐 能给我们来四份含羞草鸡尾酒 Senorita, can we get four mimosas
和一份牛油果泥吗 谢谢 and an order of your mashed avocado? Gracias.
奇迹先生
如果我无法在五分钟能挣脱出镣铐 And if I don't escape my shackles in five minutes,
我就会走向死亡 I will plunge to my death!
好吧 你保证的军队在哪里 Okay. Where's this army you're promising?
你们都知道 Well, as you all know,
我一想到统治世界就会硬得不行 I have always had a huge hard-on for world domination.
-不愧是你 -真恶心 - Well, that's on brand. - Just disgusting.
我发现只有一种绝对可行的办法 And there is truly only one foolproof way I've found to get it.
那个穿着彩衣的白痴 That idiot in the technicolor dreamcoat
有一个叫"母箱"的装置 has a device called a "Mother Box"
那个装置能创造出"爆音通道" that can create a "Boom Tube."
我们通过爆音通道去天启星 We take the Boom Tube to Apokolips,
达克赛德可是有一堆超级强的军队 where Darkseid has a whole shitload of amazing armies.
我们亲吻达克赛德的戒指 We kiss Darkseid's ring,
宣誓效忠什么的 pledge fealty, blah blah blah,
他就会给我们由一群会飞的猴蜥蜴组成的军队 he gives us an army of flying monkey lizards,
我们晚饭前就能占领哥谭 and we take out Gotham by supper.
太好了 Eff, yes!
我还是觉得也许... I'm an eff maybe...
我觉得这个计划有很多漏洞 I find that plan to have many holes.
我们该怎么拿到母盒 How would one even procure a Mother's Box?
问得好 I am so glad you asked!
准备接受电影电视艺术学院奖吧 Get ready for a BAFTA,
你可要开始扮演一个醉鬼了 because you're gonna be playin' a drunk.
现代的法尔斯塔夫 太完美了 A modern Falstaff! Perfect.
莎士比亚笔下一个放浪形骸的酒徒
朋友 Company!
恶棍 嗝 朋友 Ah! Oh, villainous, burp, company
就是 嗝 我的... hath been, burp, the spoil of my--
给我闭嘴 我才是导演 Shut the fuck up! I'm the director.
你跌跌撞撞地上台 支开保安 You stumble onstage and distract security.
你失去了你的电影电视艺术学院奖 You just lost your BAFTA.
等奇迹被锁起来 Then, while Miracle is chained up,
我就进入他的大脑 I'm gonna go into his mind,
弄清楚他把母盒放在哪里 然后 figure out where he keeps the Mother Box and...
-太晚了 -你不能上台来 - Too late. - Hey, you're not allowed onstage.
就在他的化妆室 It was just in his dressing room.
好了 拿好呕吐袋 So, hold on to your barf bags!
我们要去天启星了 We're going to Apokolips.
我新年许下的不咬指甲和不跳进跨维传送门的计划 There goes my new year's resolution to not bite my nails
可是完全失败了 or jump into any inter-dimensional portals.
于是 于是我说"有人要藻忙吗" So... So, then I said, "Did anyone call for kelp?"
然后我就把海王用... And then I wrapped Aquaman up in...
你们猜猜看 用海藻缠了起来 Can you guess? Kelp.
你真是个狠角色 You are a hoot!
是吧 达瑞尔 Isn't she, Darryl?
查尔斯真是个幸运的臭小子 Charles is one lucky son of a gun.
-那他妈当然了 -查尔斯 注意言辞 - Hell yeah, I am. - Charles! Language!
但是 这算是我的标志语 Well... But, it's kinda like my catch phrase.
那就换一个 Well, then find a new one!
是 太太 不好意思 Yes, ma'am. If you'll excuse me,
我要在我们狼吞虎咽之前 先去洗个手 I'm just gonna go wash my hands before we chow down.
我爱你 I love you.
我们的儿子要结婚了本身就够令人惊讶了 Our son getting married was a shock in and of itself,
他的未婚妻居然还有真正的超能力 but to find out his fiancee has actual super powers!
我们的孙子孙女要和我们一样有超能力了 Our grandkids are going to have superpowers like us!
你...你们也有超能力吗 Oh, you... So you guys have superpowers?
当然了 我有冰冻的能力 Oh, sure. I can harness the power of cold,
她有飞行这种古老的能力 and this one has the old gift of flight.
所以 你大概能想象我们发现查尔斯 So, you can imagine how disappointed we were
生下来就没有能力时 有多么失望 when poor Charles was born... powerless.
他有他的风筝 Well, he has his kite.
帕梅拉 我们一切只想为我们的孙子孙女做打算 Pamela, we want the best for our grandkids,
他们应该要拥有超能力 and that is them having superpowers,
而不是假装拥有 not pretending to have them.
你简直让我们梦想成真了 And you're the answer to our prayers.
那太好了 Well... Good.
永不忘记
这将是你见到的最后一撮小胡子 奎茵 This is gonna be the last mustache you ever see, Quinn.
好多枪 Wow, that is a lot of guns.
还不够 Or, not enough guns.
爸爸 我觉得你不该去找哈莉 Dad, I don't think you should go up against Harley.
又来了 Oh, that old saw.
因为她是女孩子 男孩打女孩就是不公平 Because she's a girl, and boys against girls is unfair.
不 但是传言称她要组一支军队 Um, no. Because rumor has it she's going to have an army.
可能会死上千人 Thousands of people might die.
你可能会死 You might die.
天啊 对不起 我明白你的意思了 Oh, my God. I'm sorry. I see what you're saying.
谢谢你了 Ugh! Thank you!
-我需要一支军队 -不 - I need an army! - No!
这百分百不是我的意... That is 100% not what I was saying--
该死 Oh, frick!
哥谭市民们 Citizens of Gotham!
你们来这里是因为你们相应了号召 You're here today because you answered the call.
我们现在有机会 We have an opportunity
拯救我们所爱的哥谭市 to save our beloved Gotham City
让我们夺回美国地图上应有的一席之地 and get back our rightful place in the United States.
哥谭有力量
那代表着干净的水 新鲜的食物 That means clean water, fresh food,
和超级贵的网络供应商 and overpriced Internet providers!
哥谭有力量
但为了达到这个目标 But in order to do that,
我们要干掉哈莉·奎茵这个祸害 we have to take down the scourge that is Harley Quinn.
没错 哈莉·奎茵 好 Yes, Harley Quinn. All right!
哥谭有力量
等等 你们是在为哈莉叫好 Wait, are you cheering for Harley,
还是为干掉哈莉叫好 or cheering for taking down Harley?
肯定是干掉她 对吗 It's gotta be taking down, right?
很好 Okay. Good.
我的话就是这个意思 不是... It was just the way I worded it, it wasn't...
不管怎么样 我... Anyway. I...
我们已经让反派统治我们太久了 For too long we've allowed villains to run our lives,
他们毁掉了我们美丽的城市 and they destroyed our beautiful city.
我不会允许这种事的发生 你们也不会 Well, I will not let that stand, and neither will you!
谁加入我 Who's with me?
那是一场战争 害虫 There was a war, vermin.
我赢了 And I won.
你的未来属于达克赛德了 Your future belongs to Darkseid now.
我要把你的电影电视艺术学院奖给他 I'm giving your BAFTA to him.
你想要一支军队吗 哈莉·奎茵 You seek an army, Harley Quinn?
你能统治这种力量吗 Are you capable of wielding such power?
-嗯 我... -你拥有让人放下迷惘 - Yeah, I-- - The power to take away a people's confusion
只会服从的力量吗 and replace it with obedience?
-是的 我... -你能约束人们 - Yes, I-- - To liberate a people
并给予他们明确的目标吗 and give them one clear purpose.
目标只有一个 为了你去死 One goal, to die for your will.
你说话了 好了 全都可以 Oh, you're done. Okay yes, totes to all that stuff.
给我那支大军吧 Let me get that army!
伟大又强大的达克赛德 Mr. Great and Powerful Darkseid.
我在你身上感受到了巨大的痛苦 I sense a great pain in you.
不 没有痛苦 我很好 Nope, no pain. I'm good.
一种源于欲望的愤怒 An anger, born from a want.
无法满足的欲望 A want that was not met.
要是我们能继续说... If we could just move on to the--
你是想填补人生的空洞吗 哈莉·奎茵 Are you trying to fill an empty hole in your life, Harley Quinn?
这家伙到底是谁 我的心理治疗师吗 What is this guy, my therapist?
有的空洞 There are some holes
是连类魔都无法填补的 that not even an army of Parademons can fill.
绝对没有 我的洞都填得满满的 Definitely not. All my holes are filled up to the brim.
不笑吗 认真的吗 Nothing? Really?
听着 我只是想来要那支军队 Look, I'm just here for that army.
所以 到底是怎么回事 So, you know, what's the haps on that?
这矮子没告诉你吗 The dwarf did not tell you?
我以前可能来要过军队 Okay, I may have come up here at a different time to ask for an army.
-我没提过吗 -没有 - I didn't mention that? - No!
我还是个很积极的聆听者呢 And I am a very active listener.
你必须要向我证明自己 You must prove yourself to me.
他当时太懦弱了 He was too cowardly to do so.
任务很简单 The task is simple.
在战斗中打败慈祥奶奶 Defeat Granny Goodness in combat,
我就把她的神杖给你 and I will give her scepter to you,
你可以用来号令类魔 which you will use to command the Parademons.
我只要打败一个老太太 就能有一支军队吗 So, I just gotta beat up an old lady and I get an army?
我可以 I can do that.
准备去死吧 Prepare to die!
所以我当时才怂了 And this is why I got cold feet.
你可以的 奎茵 You got this, Quinn.
我下过决心 我不会杀老人 I promised myself I'd never kill an old person.
这个工作还是应该交给美国健康安全系统 I'd let the American healthcare system do that.
但我们得把哈莉救回来 But we need to get Harley's back.
达克赛德把规则说的很清楚了 I fear Darkseid clearly laid out the rules.
如果她不亲手打败她 她就不可能得到那支军队 If she doesn't do it herself, she does not get the army.
别担心 她会亲手打败她的 Don't worry, she's gonna do it herself.
你们这些笨蛋 You fools!
你们以为一个小姑娘就能打败我吗 You thought some little girl could defeat me?
准备好吃饼干吧 小宝贝们 Now get ready for some cookies, milk,
在奶奶的地牢里受尽一生的折磨吧 and a lifetime of torture in Granny's dungeon.
准备去死吧 Prepare to die.
太好了 宝刀未老 Yes, still got it!
我在哪里 我成功了吗 Where am I? Did I do it?
很好 哈莉·奎茵 你打败了慈祥奶奶 Yes, Harley Quinn, you defeated Granny Goodness.
没错 Yeah, you did.
好啊 哈莉 你是英雄 Huzzah! Harley! You are a hero!
她那样装傻真是太机智了 It was so smart of her to play possum like that.
你们以为她是毫无意识地飞过来的吗 蠢蛋 You think she unconsciously flew through the air, idiots?
起身吧 哈莉·奎茵 号召我的类魔大军 Rise, Harley Quinn, commander of my Parademon army.
谢谢 达哥 Aw! Thanks, D-Train.
大人 长官 Uh, Lord, sir.
好了 你们都准备好让戈登吃瘪 All right! Y'all ready to hand Gordon his ass
让他清楚明白 and show him once and for all
哈莉·奎茵才是哥谭真正的老大 that Harley Quinn is Gotham's true boss
和最强的反派了吗 and the baddest villain of all?
准备好了 准备好了 Yes. Yes!
当然好了 Fuck, yes!
是我搞定的 但还是准备好了 I mean, I did this, but also fuck, yes!
把我们爆炸回家 神经 Boomtube us home, psycho!
说实话 我现在对这一切感到很害怕 I have to be honest, I am very scared about this whole thing.
我也是 你看不出来 但我很泥装了自己 As am I. You can't tell, but I've clayed myself.
宝贝 你想在这里秀恩爱吗 Whoa. Babe, you wanna get frisky right here?
我爸妈呢 What about the 'rents?
你为什么要让你爸妈这么对你 Why do you let your parents treat you like shit?
我该怎么办 他们是我父母啊 What am I supposed to do? They're my parents.
我们下周继续吧 艾薇 亲爱的 Let's do this again next week, Ivy, darling.
别担心 我已经预定好了 Don't worry, I already made a reservation,
这样查尔斯就不用满脑子这种简单的任务还做不好了 so Charles needn't cloud his mind with simple tasks.
你们知道吗 You know what?
-去你们妈的 -你说什么 - Fuck you guys. - Beg your pardon?
我说去你们妈的 Yeah, I said, fuck you.
因为 首先 是我 Because first of all, I'm the one
弄砸了该死的预定 who messed up the goddamn reservation, okay.
恰克和我说了好几次不要忘记 Chuck asked me several times not to forget,
因为他不知道为什么还在乎你们俩 because for some reason he cares about you two.
然后 他承担了责任 因为他在乎我 And then, he took the heat for it because he cares about me,
以及不知道为什么还在乎你们俩对我的看法 and for some reason, what you two think about me.
所以 没错 他是一个温柔体贴又可靠的伴侣 So, yeah! He's a kind, loving, supportive partner.
唯一的奇迹就是 And the only miracle here
你们两个蠢蛋 is that you two ghouls
竟然能养出他 somehow raised him.
还有一件事 不是他有幸拥有我 And another thing, he's not lucky to have me,
而是我有幸拥有他 I'm lucky to have him!
所以 滚吧 So, fuck off!
他妈的没错 Hell! Yeah!
婚礼见吗 See you at the wedding?
等等 等等 那是爆音通道吗 Oh, wait. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Is that a Boom Tube?
抱歉 太兴奋了... Uh. Sorry, just got excited and...
不 宝贝 我不是说那个 No baby, not that.
-那个 -看起来就在死亡商场上方 - That! - Looks like it's over the Dead Mall.
等等 哪边是...那是东边 Hang on, wait, which way... That's east...
不 就是那里 天啊 No, it is. Oh, my God!
哈莉 Harley!
警察
哥谭商场
爸爸 你不用这么做的 Dad, you don't have to do this.
如果拯救哥谭代表着再击败一个女小丑 If saving Gotham means I have to gun down another lady clown,
那就来吧 then so be it.
等等 什么叫再... Wait. What do you mean another--
小芭
你最好还是让你的饭桶大军 Oh! Probably be best if you turn around
赶紧掉头 your merry band of meatbags.
我为什么要那么做 And why the hell would I do that?
小戈 我有一支从地狱行星召唤来的飞行大军 Gordo, I have a flying army from a hell planet under my control.
我已经决定了 Well, I made my decision!
我从来不会反悔 And I never back down from my decisions.
这种性格 It's a terrible quality
毁掉了我大部分的私人感情 that has ruined most of my personal relationships,
所以来吧 so bring it!
这将是你的葬礼 老家伙 It's your funeral, old man.
-不 是你的 -我可不觉得 - Uh-uh, it's yours. - Don't think so.
我就是这么觉得 Well, I do think so.
我觉得你好像在过度补偿些什么 Feels like you're overcompensating for something.
为什么所有人都缠着我说这个 Why is everybody up my ass about that?
根本没发生什么 Nothing happened!
这只是我普通的周三 贱人 This is just my Wednesday, bitch.
-我不信 -我不在乎 - Not buying it. - I don't give a shit!
太棒了 Fuck, yes!
天啊 空中裂开的括约肌 My God! Gaping sphincter in the sky.
我来了 I'm coming!
干掉坦克 Tanks, now!
哈莉 到底发生了什么 Harley! What the hell is going on here?
你出去吃早午饭的时候 Yeah, while you were out gettin' brunch,
我在另一个星系打败了一个老太太 I was beating up an old lady to get a Parademon army
得到了类魔大军 from another galaxy.
你打败了一个老太太 You beat up an old lady?
她超级壮的 She was super jacked!
我现在要占领哥谭了 And now I'm gonna take over all of Gotham!
所以呢 你想就这么 So what, you really just want kill
杀死几千人 就因为什么 thousands of people just because?
因为我是超级哈莉·奎茵 Because I'm Harley fucking Quinn!
我总是会干疯狂的事 I'm always doing crazy things!
永远很冲动 Always being impetuous, you know?
永远会亲吻人们什么的 Always kissing people and shit!
这只是我的普通周三 This is just my Wednesday.
其实已经是周四了 Yeah. It's actually Thursday.
听着 你了解我的 我绝对挺你 但是 Anyway, look. You know me, I mean, I'm ride or die, but...
你真的希望我挺这样的你吗 I mean, is this really the ride you envisioned?
其实不是 Uh, not exactly.
你到底想怎么样 What's the endgame?
你到底想要什么 What do you really want?
你要干什么 What the hell are you doing?
不 No!
这座城市是你的了 小戈 The city's yours, Gordo.
我知道我想要什么 这些都不是 I know what I want, and it's not this.
我们本来都要占领世界了 We were gonna take over the fucking world
而你却全挥霍了 and you're squandering it all!
你在开玩笑吗 Are you kidding me?
我就该知道这一切好得都不真实了 Oh, I should have known this was too good to be true.
你根本没这个胆 奎茵 You got no balls, Quinn.
去你妈的 Fuck this!
回家见吗 See you back at home?
不 我不干了 No! I'm out of the crew.
我退出了 再也不见 I fucking quit. See you never.
这是说我赢了吗 This mean I won?
我赢了 I won!
所以永远不能退缩 各位 This is why you don't back down, people!
听着 我可以解释 Look, I can explain
这一出《权力的游戏》龙母戏码 the whole Game of Thrones Khaleesi thing okay.
这...这一切都是因为我一直在躲避 All... All this has just been me avoiding something
一些我需要和你说的话 that I need to talk to you about
如果我再不说 就太迟了 and if I don't do it now, it will be too late.
如果你要说 就... Look, if you really need to say it, just--
哈莉 类魔好酷 Harley! Cool Parademons.
艾薇有没有和你说她刚刚做了什么 Hey! Did Ivy tell you what she just did?
她是一个像我这样的 How she's the coolest, hottest fiancee
有超能力的普通人能找到的最棒未婚妻 a regular guy with superpowers like me could ever ask for?
我本来就不可能坐在那里 Well, I mean, I wasn't just gonna sit there
看着你父母那么羞辱 and watch your parents be assholes
一个要和我共度余生的男人 to the man that I want to spend the rest of my life with.
天 那些类魔在干一辆墨西哥卷饼餐车 Oh, buddy! Those Parademons are dry humping a taco truck.
我要去拍张照发图享 I'm gonna go snap a pic for Insta.
天 我爱那个笨蛋 Ah, man. I love that idiot.
你刚刚要和我说什么 小哈 What were you gonna tell me, Harls?
我们要聊聊 We need to talk about...
你的单身派对要做什么 What you wanna do for your bachelorette party!
真的吗 你是想说这个吗 Really? That's what you wanted to tell me?
没错 Yeah!