感谢您选择阿波罗航空公司 Thank you for flying Apollonian Airlines.
我们马上就要抵达我们的终点 天堂岛 We are beginning our final descent into Themyscira.
请妥善放置好你的随身行李 Please make sure your baggage is properly stowed.
在此友情提醒各位男士 A friendly reminder that any man
只要胆敢入岛 下飞机后立马诛杀 who dares enter the island will be killed on arrival.
请享受您的旅程 Ah! Enjoy your visit.
这是你的皇冠 这是你的绶带 Here's your crown, here's your sash.
这是用可回收金属做的可重复利用鸡巴杆 Here's a reusable penis straw made of recycled metals,
还有清洁条和便携袋 and its cleaning wand and a carrying pouch.
瞧瞧你 列单子 还喝茶 Look at you, makin' your list, checkin' it twice.
你只会有一个单身女郎周末派对 You only get bachelorette weekend-ed once!
我去看看其他姑娘们 I'm gonna check on the other girls.
我们的急冻夫人 Mrs. Freeze in da house!
准备好享受你这一生中最棒的周末了吗 You ready for the best weekend of your life?
别白费口舌了 Don't waste your breath.
我知道你只是因为杀了我丈夫可怜我才邀请我 I know I'm just a pity invite because you killed my husband.
严格来说 他自杀的 Technically he killed himself.
但你还是来了 But you still came.
说明准备好享乐了 That means you're open to having a good time.
不算是 Well, not really.
但是我从来没有去过全是女人的岛 But I've never been to an all-female island before.
看来肯定很适合哭 Seems like it'll be great for crying.
你好 珍 Hey, Jen!
是珍妮弗 It's Jennifer.
你愿意从密歇根过来真是太好了 Ah, so glad you could make it from Michigan.
离开你的四个孩子肯定很难熬吧 Must be hard leaving your four kids.
如果我是伴娘就会更加轻松点 Would've been easier if I was the maid of honor.
我和艾薇一起上幼儿园的时候 You know, Ivy and I went to kindergarten together
就经常说会做彼此的伴娘 and we always said we'd be each other's maids of honor.
太酷了 So cool.
太特别了 So special.
真恶心 这种事肯定很正常 Wow, gross, that must happen a lot.
-这是免费的吧 -是的 干杯 - This is free, right? - Yep, cheers.
如果你反正都要冲进来 我为什么要买头等舱 Why did I pay for first class if you're just gonna burst in here.
隔帘是隐形的 The curtain's invisible.
我只是来看看你还好吗 I'm just makin' sure you have everything you need.
我能让你看看怎么清洗你的可重复利用鸡巴杆吗 Can I show you how to wash your reusable straw?
在我的安必恩生效前 你有两分钟 You have two minutes until my Ambien kicks in.
但我们马上就要着陆了 But we're about to land.
我倒是想小睡过 Mmm-hmm, I'm trying to catnap through
这一整个周末 as much of this weekend as possible.
大家都准备好狂欢了 Everyone's ready to party!
你要嫁给风筝人了 我太为你高兴了 I'm so excited for you to marry Kite Man.
我也是 我爱他呢 Me, too. I mean, I love him, you know.
我也爱他 And I love him!
我是说 如果你不嫁给风筝人 我嫁 Ugh! I mean, if you didn't marry Kite Man, I would!
-好吧 -1000%的 - Oh, okay. - Yeah, 1,000%.
我要把你的单身女郎派对 I'm gonna set you up for the best marriage ever
变成你一生中最棒的周末 by making your bachelorette party
让你拥有最棒的婚礼 the best weekend of your life!
哈莉·奎茵 第二季第九集
天堂岛
这里简直是太美了 Wow. This is the most beautiful place I've ever seen.
天堂岛度假村和自然景观融为一体 Themyscira Resort works with the natural landscape.
太符合你的风格了 It's so you.
好了 我们到了 Okay! We're here.
大家都从隐形车上下来 Everyone out of the invisible van!
整日玫瑰
哈莉 我是艾瑞斯 度假村经理 Harley! I'm Eris, the resort manager.
我们通过电话 We spoke on the phone.
希望你们准备好享受贵宾套餐了 I hope you ladies are ready for the VIP treatment.
看到亚马逊人这样运营感觉好奇怪 This all feels like oddly corporate for the Amazons.
她们看起来不像是那种 I mean, they don't seem like the type
香皂定制套餐
会给你香皂定制套餐的人 to offer soap concierge.
斯维特兰娜最了解香皂了 Oh, Svetlana knows her suds.
自从神奇女侠失踪后 我们经济飞速增长 The economy has been booming since Wonder Woman disappeared,
希波吕忒女王让我来保持住这个势头 and Queen Hippolyta brought me on to keep that momentum going.
霍普和梅茜会送你们去你们的房间 Hope and Mercy here will escort you to your suites.
多拍照 记得要圈我们 Take lots of pics and don't forget to tag us.
行程安排都在你们各自的房间里 Itineraries are in your rooms.
大家20分钟后大厅集合 我们要去做水疗 Everyone meet in the lobby in 20 for our spa treatments.
我从来没见过你拿着写字板 I have never seen you with a clipboard.
我是说 我...我很惊讶 I mean, I'm... I'm like impressed with it,
但也有点害怕 but it's also kinda freaking me out.
领头负责贱人
都是为了你 毒藤新娘 It's all for you, Poison Bridey.
你和你的好闺蜜们一起狂欢 很激动吧 How excited are you to party with all your besties?
听着 我知道这不是 Uh, look, I know this isn't like a friend group
在我最艰难的时刻里扶持过我 so much as, like, a disparate collection of strange women
但互相不认识的奇怪女人组成的团体 所以 I glommed on to during the most difficult stages of my life, so...
领头负责贱人
你该享受一段精彩的女孩之旅 You deserve a fun girls' trip.
她们也是 And so do they.
我已经拿走了猫女房间的保险箱 I already took the safe out of Catwoman's room,
我开了急冻太太房间的热空调 I had Mrs. Freeze's AC turned way up,
我知道珍不喜欢鱼 所以... and I know Jen doesn't like fish, so--
我说了别叫我珍 I said don't call me Jen.
哈莉 你显然花了很多心思计划这趟旅程 Harley, you have obviously put a lot of planning into this trip,
这一点都不像你 which just doesn't seem like you.
一切都还好吧 Is everything okay?
领头负责贱人
当然了 Of course it is.
我可是这世界上最性感的新娘的伴娘 I'm the maid of honor to the hottest bride on Earth.
谢谢你做的一切 Thanks. For everything.
领头负责贱人
我真是替你尴尬 I'm truly embarrassed for you.
-怎么了 -这一套麻烦的伴娘流程 - What? - This whole sweaty maid of honor routine,
太多要考虑的细节了 too many thoughtful details.
你们俩搞上了 You two hooked up.
什么 没有 我 她 没有 从来没有 What? No! Me? Her? No, never.
不要再否认了 Stop denying it.
好吧 我们亲了 Fine, yes! We kissed. Okay?
大声说出来的感觉真是太好了 Feels so great to say that out loud.
这真是一直压在我的心头 It's really been weighing on me.
谢谢你说了 我真的需要一个知己 Thanks for saying something. I really need a confidante.
我没兴趣支持你 I am not here to support you.
我不想再聊这件事了 I do not want to talk about this again.
当然了 我当然可能有些感觉 Sure, sure, I may have feelings,
但我不会采取行动的 but I'm not gonna act on them. I mean,
我们俩都不想 感觉会随时间消退的 neither of us wants that. They'll fade over time.
大家都知道感觉就是这样 That's what feelings are known for doing.
我们俩都不想 Neither of us wants that!
原创翻译 双语字幕
不如你再说一遍 让你自己真信了 Why don't you say it one more time to be sure?
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翻译 小酸奶
我已经快拼完边缘了 Oh! I have almost finished the border.
那是另一块云的一部分 Hey! That's part of the other cloud.
校对 小酸奶
不要强行拼拼图 Do not force puzzle pieces.
你好好看看盒子上的画 Look at the cover of the fucking box.
鲨鱼王 你躲在柜子里干什么 King, what are you doing in the cabin?
时间轴 风粤站定大橘不动摇
海域不是你的家园吗 I thought the open sea was your home.
后期 8T
曾经是 It was my home,
但后来我因为不明原因离开了 but I left for unspecified reasons,
我选择放弃了这种出身 the origins of which I choose not to get into right now.
总监 小酸奶
这可是单身汉派对 Well, hey, this is a bachelor party.
无线有点满 The Wi-Fi's a little slow,
但我觉得我的手机上应该下载好了一些歌 but I think I have some tunes downloaded on my phone here.
不 No.
只载出了《卧底肥妈2》的评分 Just the score to Big Momma's House 2.
我的老天爷 Heavens to Betsy.
一只流浪的龙虾爬上了船 A rogue lobster just scuttled aboard.
不 Oh, no!
不 不 我还没准备好 Oh, no, no, no! I'm not ready for this.
纳纳塞 我为了找你跨越了七大洋 Nanaue! I have searched the seven seas for you.
不 不 不 No! No, no, no!
这是一只会说话的龙虾 It's a talking lobster.
你们见过比会说话的龙虾更离奇的东西吗 Have you ever seen anything as crazy as a lobster talking?
纳纳塞是谁 Who is this Nanaue?
鲨鱼王 你没事吧 你欠这只龙虾钱吗 King, you okay? Do you owe this lobster money?
要是只欠他钱就好了 I wish that's all I owed him.
我在码头就跟你们说了我不想走 I told you guys I didn't want to leave the marina.
我们已经找了你好几个月 I and I been looking for you for months.
你的父亲需要你 Your father needs you.
锤头鲨族不愿意签署贸易协议 The Hammerheads, they won't sign the trade deal.
如果联盟破裂 会引发战争的 If the Federation crumbles, it will start a war.
你必须回家和塔比莎成亲 You must come home and marry Tabitha,
为了王国的安全和生计着想 for the safety and livelihood of your entire kingdom.
那我想要的呢 What about what I want?
你在说什么呢 What are you saying?
你是纳纳塞 You are Nanaue.
这是美人鱼脱衣舞娘的前戏吗 Is this an elaborate prelude to mermaid strippers?
我说了我不要脱衣舞娘 I said I did not want strippers.
不 No.
我父亲是鲨鱼王国的国王 My father is king of the Shark Kingdom
我是他的继承人 and I was heir to the throne,
但我不想要包办婚姻 but I didn't want an arranged marriage.
所以我跑了 So I ran.
你现在该做个鲨鱼了 And now it's time for you to shark up.
-快跟我来 -他现在是我们的人了 - Come, quickly! - He's with us now.
你可以滚回你的鲨鱼王国 So you can go back to Shark Kingdom.
你应该听那个龙虾的 You should listen to the lobster.
我会跟你一起去 萨姆森 I'll come with you, Samson,
但我只是要去和我父亲说清楚 but only to tell off my father once and for all.
别背着我先把拼图拼好了 伙计们 Don't finish the puzzle without me, guys.
那就是背叛了 It would be a betrayal.
真诡异 That was weird.
你的潜水课怎么样 急冻夫人 How was your snorkeling lesson, Mrs. Freeze?
我饿死了 I'm starving.
我们的桌子怎么还没好 When's our table gonna be ready?
院子里的暖气没有用 Ugh. These patio heaters don't work.
闲聊总会让我有幽闭恐惧症 Ugh. Small talk makes me claustrophobic.
告诉艾薇我说快乐... Tell Ivy I said happy--
听好了 你们几个挑三拣四的贱人 Listen up, you picky bitches!
这周末的重点不是你想不想干什么 This weekend isn't about what you want to do or not do!
放弃吧 哈莉 你安排得烂透了 Get off it, Harley. You suck at this.
去你妈的 珍妮弗 Fuck you, Jennifer!
这是我们能向艾薇证明 This is about having the time of our lives
我们为她结婚非常激动的时刻 to prove to Ivy that we are excited for her marriage!
所以 等我们的新娘换好了棉条 So, when our bride comes back from changing her tampon,
你最好好好合作 you better participate,
你最好微笑 你最好开始喝得 you better smile, and you better start drinking
跟不要命一样 like your life depends on it!
-我不喝酒 -我不在乎 - I don't drink. - I don't care!
这素食金苹果套餐太美味了 This vegan golden apple pate is divine.
一点都不想念肉滋味呢 I don't miss the meat.
我也是 绝对是太棒了 Me too, totally the best.
我根本一次都没想到我死去的丈夫 I haven't even thought about my dead husband once.
满心只有为艾薇高兴 Only my happiness for Ivy.
是的 为艾薇举杯 Yay. Cheers to Ivy.
还有哈莉 And to Harley,
是她让这个周末成为可能 for making this whole weekend possible, I guess.
敬我们快乐的女孩之旅 To having fun on our girls' trip.
我的所有糟糕朋友都玩得很开心 Wow. Every one of my awful friends are having fun.
你真的做到了不可能做到的事 You have done the impossible.
大家能在镜头前再次举杯吗 Oh, can you toast again for the camera?
我想发到我们的宣传页上 I want to post it to our sosh meed.
真的吗 我以为这里是一座秘密岛屿 Really? I thought this whole thing was like a secret island.
以前是 Oh, it was.
但这里即将成为精英之人首选的 But now it will be a premier resort destination
度假胜地 for A-Listers only.
至少是哈迪斯以上的人 Hadids and above.
好吧 好吧 Right, right.
陛下 你觉得怎么样 And, Your Majesty, how do you feel about that?
我非常支持 I am very onboard with this.
女王到底怎么了 Um, what the fuck is wrong with the Queen?
谁知道 文化总会变 Meh! Cultures change.
谁想看看甜点菜单 Who wants to look at a dessert menu?
这里除了放松意外还有别的事干吗 Is there anything to do around here besides relax?
当然了 Oh, of course.
有理疗瀑布 狂野登山 There's a restorative waterfall, a wilderness hike,
乘渡轮就能抵达 and just a ferry ride away
一座叫赫多尼卡的小岛 there's a tiny island called Hedonikka.
-那上面有男人 他们... -我们要去 - It has men and they-- - We're doing that.
我只是来拒绝我父亲的 Look, I'm only here to tell my dad no.
也许还能来迟钝午餐 And maybe pick up some lunch.
纳纳塞 你在这海洋的怀抱中出生时 Nanaue, I've known you since the day you was born
我就看着你长大 in the bosom of the ocean.
下面是你的家 Down here is your home.
不 我现在是陆鲨了 Mmm-mmm. I'm a land shark now.
我有陆上的朋友 陆上的生活 I have land friends, and a land life.
陆上有太多规矩 There are so many rules on land.
什么都比不上深海的生活 Nothing beats deep-sea living.
是吗 说一个比陆上更好的地方 Oh, really? Name one thing that's better.
才一个吗 Just one?
我能想到很多 I can think of many.
*海底的植物永远更亮* *The sea plants Are always brighter*
*因为都是用屎灌溉* *'Cause they're Fertilized with shit*
*陆地生活受制于厕所* *A land life Constrained by toilets*
*那真的很糟糕* *Now that really is the pits*
也不赖啦 It's not bad.
*但当你身处海底* *But when you Got the ocean floor*
*你就不用擦屁股了* *You don't have to wipe no more*
*你去大号* *Don't fuss with TP*
*不担心没纸* *When you go peepee*
*海洋之下* *Beneath the sea*
*你像巴松管一样拉胯* *You've never had a cleaner ass*
*但是你的屁股依然干净* *Than when you're pooping Like a bass*
你好 富兰克林 Oh, hey, Franklin.
*章鱼整天拉墨* *Octopus ink all day*
*飘走的屎块* *The blots they float away*
*你看海马在海洋之下* *Look at the seahorse He feels no recourse*
*也不会起诉* *Beneath the sea*
戴夫 好几年不见了 Dave, I haven't seen you in years.
*看这条石斑* *Check out this grouper*
*屎块像鳟鱼* *Poops like a trouper*
*还有这条粉红比目鱼* *And this pink flounder*
*巧妙地利用地面* *Using the ground here*
你的论点中除了能在海底 Are there other parts of your argument
随地大小便以外还有什么 besides being able to defecate wherever you want?
*没有人会发现* *No one will notice*
*甚至那朵海莲* *Not that sea lotus*
*这里很放松* *It is all chill here*
*我们都吃磷虾* *We all eat krill here*
我爱磷虾 I love krill.
*海洋之下* *Beneath the sea*
*不需要洗手* *No need to wash your hands*
*插沙子里就算洗过* *You can just Run them in the sands*
*这里没有厕所* *There are no bathrooms*
*海洋之下全是厕所* *It's all a bathroom Beneath the sea*
好了 我知道了 Okay! I get it!
这里到处都是大便 There's poop everywhere!
听着 你的观点很有说服力 Look. That was a very compelling argument,
编舞也很精彩 with impressive choreography,
但我还是不接受 but I remain unconvinced.
那这样呢 Well, how about this?
如果你不结婚 If you don't get married,
会有成千上百的鱼死去 hundreds of thousands will die,
还很有可能会造成 and most likely lead to the extinction
两大鲨鱼种族的灭绝 of two proud shark bloodlines.
好吧 我觉得那首歌 Okay, see, that feels like
该唱的歌词应该是这些 what the song should've been about.
那种事的押韵 Mmm. It's more difficult to find rhyming patterns
比较难找 with that subject matter.
好吧 我会考虑和塔比莎结婚 Okay, I'll consider marrying Tabitha,
但只是为了阻止两个家族开战 but only to stop the two families from warring.
不是因为我能在海里随便大小便 Not because I can shit anywhere in the ocean.
召集联盟 Call the Federation.
婚礼进行 The wedding is on!
这就是我说的意思 That's what I'm talkin' about.
赫多尼卡
天堂岛的女士们 Ladies of the Aeagean Islands!
把你们的手举起来 Put your hands together
欢迎战神 and welcome the God of War
来到舞台 to the stage!
好样的 宝贝 Yeah, baby!
我的天啊 Oh, my God!
我能看到他丁丁的轮廓 I can see the outline of his penis!
这简直是我这辈子最棒的一晚 This is the best night of my life!
天 科布小队重聚 Oh, shit! Cobb Squad reunion!
还记得你们俩刚认识的时候吗 Remember when you two met?
我们来个"科布小队"文身吧 Let's get "Cobb Squad" tattoos.
天啊 一定要 Oh, my God, let's do that.
我们都要文一样的文身 We're all getting matching tattoos!
我知道你逼大家假装 I know you made everyone pretend to
很喜欢哪个餐厅 get along at the restaurant, you know,
但是 现在她们真的爱上了 but, like, now they actually are.
是你特意做的 你总是能比我多想一层 You did that. You always go the extra mile for me.
我是你的最好的朋友 I'm your best friend.
你是我最好的朋友 You are my best friend.
该死 Oh, shit.
我的老天爷啊 Piss cakes of a dick.
好了 听我说 All right, listen to me.
我们不该这么做 我们不该这么做 We shouldn't have done this. We should not have done this.
你是指高潮迭起的性爱还是一起过夜 The mind-blowing orgasmic sex or the staying over?
全都不该 全都不该 The all of it. The all of it.
对 当然了 而且 Right, of course. And, you know,
我们可不像以后再发生这种事 we don't want it to happen again--
不 不 不 当然不行了 永远不要 No! No! No, we do not. Never.
当然了 那肯定很尴尬 Obviously. That would be awkward
还会破坏未来的计划 再说了 你知道 and derail future plans. Plus, you know,
这趟行程已经容不下... there's no room in the itinerary for--
我们又犯了一个错误 We made another mistake.
没什么大不了的 我们喝醉了 我们都是朋友 No big deal, we were drunk. We're friends!
我们有工作关系 我们能迈过这个槛的 We have a working relationship. We can get past this.
-没事的 -早上好 毒藤... - It's gonna be fine. - Oh, good morning, Poison--
-我要离开这里 -她要离开这里 - I need to get out of here. - She needs to get out of here.
等等 什么 你...你确定吗 Wait, what? Are you... Are you sure?
很抱歉 但今天无法出岛 So sorry, but there's no way off the island today.
隐形飞机去接一些投资商了 The invisible plane is out picking up some investors.
有隐形船吗 Well, is there an invisible boat?
或者不隐形的船 这岛上有渔民吗 Or a visible boat? Is there a fucking fisherman?
-拖网渔船 -是的 找船 - A trawler? - Yes, look for boats.
很可惜 没有 Oh, unfortunately, no.
哈莉 是我搞砸了 好吗 Harley, I fucked up, okay?
我会这周末会一直待在我自己的房间里 I will be in my room until this weekend is over.
你不会是塔比莎吧 You wouldn't happen to be Tabitha?
没错 你肯定是我的未婚夫 Yup. You must be my betrothed.
没想到你会出现 I didn't think you'd show.
是啊 他们来找到了我 Yeah, they came and found me.
然后给我唱了那首歌 Then they sang me the song.
他们给你唱了那首歌吗 Did they sing you the song?
-我就活在那首歌里 -等等 - I live the song. - Wait.
我感觉好像 I'm picking up some vibes
你可能不想嫁给我 that maybe you don't want to get married to me.
怎么看出来的 What gave it away?
是因为我即使在水下也想办法 The fact that I've managed to chain-smoke
一根接一根地抽烟吗 even though I'm underwater?
儿子 你终于回家了 Son, you've finally come home.
你好 父王 Hi, King Daddy.
我们赶紧开始吧 Now, let's get this show on the road.
新娘在哪里 Where's the bride?
爸爸 有个坏消息 Daddy, I have some bad news.
她不想结婚 She doesn't wanna get married.
我也不想 And neither do I.
什么 What?
看来是疯狂的一晚啊 Hmm. Wild night, huh?
什么都逃不过你的猫咪直觉啊 Oh. Nothing gets by your cat instincts.
或者这面跟纸一样薄的墙 Or through paper-thin walls.
我搞砸了 I messed up.
这种感觉根本没消失 现在艾薇不高兴了 The feelings didn't go away, now Ivy's upset.
你认识她的时间最久 我该怎么办 You've known her the longest. What should I do?
别看我 Don't look at me.
珍妮弗才是认识她最久的 Jennifer's known her the longest.
早午餐见 小哈 See you at brunch, Harls.
我...我现在要自己静一静 I... I need to be alone right now.
艾薇 听着 你来了 你是酷儿 接受吧 Ivy, look. You're here, you're queer, get used to it.
我们好好享受这周末剩余的时光 Let's enjoy the rest of the weekend.
哈莉 这是一个巨大的错误 Harley, that was a huge mistake, okay?
这种事不能再发生了 And nothing like that can ever happen again.
绝对的 听着 第一次 我们是刚越狱 Totally. Look, the first time we'd just escaped jail.
第二次 我们是喝醉了 这种事只有两次 The second time we were drunk. It's a two-time thing.
是两次中的四次啦 Well, a four-time thing within a two-time thing.
听着 你的朋友们大老远 Look, your friends came all this way
来陪伴你 to spend time with you.
再说了 我还准备了一个非常有趣的惊喜 Plus, I still have a very fun surprise planned.
就是这周末的点睛之笔 The Crown Jewel of the weekend!
拜托 小艾 这周末不能就这么结束 Come on, Ive. The weekend can't end like this.
我希望是给你的完美周末 I wanted it to be perfect for you.
我们就忘记昨晚的那些事 We'll forget last night ever happened.
嗯 我...我马上出来 Yeah, I... I'll come out.
我先...我先穿上胸罩 Let me just... Let me put on a bra.
给 这...这拉在我的房间里了 Here, it... it was in my room.
我真是太醉了 Ugh. I'm so hungover.
我还需要一杯含羞草 I need another mimosa, I think.
好了 女士们 我有一个大惊喜 All right, ladies, I have a big surprise.
我们要回脱衣舞男俱乐部吗 Are we going back to the strip club?
我拉下了我的腰包 I left my fanny pack.
不 是被人偷了 No, someone stole it.
不管怎么样 酒店经理艾瑞斯 Anyway, Eris, the hotel manager,
其实是亚马逊女战士的敌人 is actually an enemy of the Amazons.
她控制了女王 She possessed the Queen,
还利用她把天堂岛卖给莱克斯·卢瑟 and is using her to sell Themyscira to Lex Luthor
让他把这里改造成高档享受度假村和音乐节胜地 so he can put on an upscale lifestyle and music festival.
他已经带着厕所来了 He's already shipping the port-a-potties.
-我们要杀了艾瑞斯 -没错 - And we're gonna kill Eris. - Yes!
这样就能拯救这座美丽的岛屿 Which will save this beautiful island
还有这上面的自然资源 and its natural resources.
就是环境什么的 You know, environment shit.
我想了好几个星期呢 I've been scoping this out for weeks.
-嗯 我很喜欢 -真的吗 - Yep. I love it. - Really?
当然了 Yes, obviously!
你为什么不早点告诉我 女人 Why didn't you tell us sooner, woman?
我想让你先享受这里的水疗 I wanted you to enjoy the spa facilities first.
没错 第一晚 我们享受度假村 Yeah, night one we enjoy the resort,
第二晚 我们毁掉这里 and night two we destroy it.
天啊 哈莉 你想得真是太周到了 Oh, my God. Harley, this is so thoughtful of you.
这实在是太合我口味了 真是太适合我了 Like, it's exactly my taste. It's like my thing.
杀人 我可说不好 我干人身保险的 Murder? I don't know. I work in life insurance.
这是无限供应的吧 These are bottomless, right?
好 杀了她 Okay, let's kill her.
卡拉卡能量饮料
我就是这么贱
科布小队
你在干什么 What are you doing?
做我当初离开的时候就该做的事... What I should've done when I left...
我终于要反抗我父亲了 Finally standing up to my father.
爸爸 我自己过得很好 Dad, I've made a good life for myself.
我还交到了觉得我很重要的朋友 I have friends that I'm so important to
如果我不回去 他们甚至 they won't even finish a puzzle they're working on
不会拼完拼图 until I get back.
你明白这种羁绊吗 Do you understand that type of bond?
所以我只有恋爱了才会结婚 So I will marry when I'm in love.
我的鲨鱼没有为爱结婚的 No shark of mine marries for love.
我不能跟一个 I can't share a clamshell
几乎不了解我的人分享扇贝 with someone who doesn't even know me.
无意冒犯 塔比莎 No offense, Tabitha.
反正我也不想和你分 Uh, I don't wanna share one with your ass either.
纳纳塞 Nanaue,
如果你敢再离开我的王国 if you leave my kingdom again,
就永远不能回来了 you can never return.
那就永别了 父亲 Then this is goodbye, Father.
最后一件事 And one last thing.
我喜欢在厕所里拉屎 I like pooping in the toilet!
以你为耻 The shame of it.
准备好正式联合天堂岛和莱克斯公司了吗 Ready to officially unite Themyscira and LexCorp?
反正神奇女侠也不会来拯救她们了 Well, it's not like Wonder Woman's gonna come and save them.
我也想能亲自到场见证本次的联合 I wish I could be there to consummate this marriage in person,
但是...小莱克斯生病了 but... Little Lexi's sick.
在这里签字 女王 然后我们就都有钱了 Sign here, Queen, and we'll all get rich.
除你以外的所有人 Well, everyone except you.
真难过 Aw, sad.
搞什... What the--
要把亚马逊女战士都卖给卢瑟吗 Selling out the Amazons to Luthor?
那你就得先过... You're gonna have to take that shit up with...
科布小队这一关 The Cobb Squad!
等等 你...其他一个人都没有文吗 Wait, are you-- Did no one else get one?
珍妮弗 Jennifer?
你打倒我的奶头了 You hit me in the tit.
快签字 写日期 16号 Sign here, date here. It's the 16th.
艾瑞斯 去拿合同 Eris, get the contract!
哈莉在你右边 不不不 你另一个右边 Harley on your right! No, no, your other right!
我的右边 My right!
我要怎么关掉这个窗口 How do I close this window?
变成全屏了 该死 Ah! It's in full-screen mode. Shit.
你用的是哪个高清接口 Which HDMI port did you use?
这下是为你出卖自然和女人和... This is for selling out nature and women and--
不无限量供应含羞草鸡尾酒 Not having bottomless mimosas.
发生了什么 What happened?
你被艾瑞斯控制了 You were possessed by Eris.
她把你的岛变成了一个度假村 She turned your island into a resort.
这里是天堂岛 This is Themyscira?
是的 哈莉·奎茵又拯救了世界 Yeah. And Harley Quinn saved the day.
和科布小队的其他成员一起 With the rest of the Cobb Squad.
很好 Very well.
我们应该用亚马逊人古老的传统 We shall celebrate the Cobb Squad's victory
庆祝科布小队的胜利 in the ancient tradition of the Amazons.
我们要举办超级篝火晚会吗 We're gonna have a fucking rager?
我们要举办超级篝火晚会 We're going to have a fucking rager.
你玩得开心吗 Are you having fun?
我只是很高兴你劝我回来了 I'm just glad you talked me into coming back out.
除了我们之前犯下的 You know, it's like, aside from the horrible mistake
可怕错误 这简直是我梦想中的假日 that we made earlier, this has been my dream vacation.
有放松 有派对 还有谋杀 I mean, relaxation, partying, murder.
我是说 I mean, man,
你比任何人都了解我 you know me better than anyone.
你很快就开始庆祝了 You're easy to celebrate.
和你一起庆祝也很开心 And you're fun to celebrate with.
该死 操 两个操 Oh, shit, fuck! Oh, double fuck.
我的老天爷 Oh, for the ding of fuck nuts!
我不能...怎么... I can't-- What is wro--
我怎么能... How can I fuckin'--
我的天啊 我们都好好聊过了 Oh, my God. We have talked about this.
我们不能再这样了 We cannot do this again.
我们刚说了我们不会再这么做了 We just said that we weren't gonna do it
然后就又做了 and then we did it again.
你说得对 你说得很对 You're right. You're totally right.
我们不能这么做了 我们不能... We can't do this. We can't--
等等 我们为什么不能这么做 Wait, why can't we do this?
因为你是我最好的朋友 Because you're my best friend,
我想到可能会失去你就受不了 and I can't stand the idea of losing you.
-我... -你不用失去我 - You know? I-- - You don't have to.
我们会比以前更加亲近 We'd be closer than we've ever been before.
不会比昨晚更亲近了 Well, not closer than last night,
昨晚的确很疯狂 真是太疯狂了 I mean, that was crazy. Yeah, that was fucking crazy.
你不想一直能享受到这种感觉吗 Don't you want to feel this way all the time?
我们这辈子可以一起环游世界 Our whole lives could be going around the world
拯救自然 解放女子军队 saving nature, freeing all-female armies,
开派对 白吃白喝 partying, getting free stuff.
肯定会很有趣的 It would be so fun!
我爱你 I love you.
好好考虑一下 好吗 Just think about it, okay?
我们已经停了一小时了 Ooh, one hour till we dock.
我们肯定可以完成这拼图了 I bet we can finish the puzzle.
在鲨鱼王回来之前 Hey! No one touches another piece
谁都不准碰一块拼图 until King Shark gets back!
谁都不行 我是认真的 Nobody. I mean it!
等不及再见到艾薇了 I can't wait to see Ivy.
真想知道她第一个开口抱怨的是什么 Ah, I wonder what she'll complain about first.
可能是飞机餐 Probably the airplane food.
天啊 她真是个百万挑一的女人 God, she is one in a million.
你们之间的纽带真是独一无二 Wow. You certainly share a unique connection.
国王归来 The King hath returned!
你反抗你父亲了吗 真厉害 So you stood up to your dad? That rules.
我看着他的眼睛说 I looked him right in the eye and I said,
"爸爸 我不会娶塔比莎" "Daddy, I'm not marrying Tabitha."
好样的 Good for you.
不自信的男人什么都不算 A man is nothing without his convictions.
没错 Exactly.
过了几分钟后 And then, a couple minutes after that
我就回去结婚了 I came back and got married.
怎么了 我不能对父王说不 What? I can't say no to King Daddy.
但至少他现在知道我不乐意了 But at least now he knows I'm not happy about it.
等等 你娶了一个你刚认识的人 Wait. You got married to someone you just met?
她没有一遍遍拒绝你吗 She didn't reject you over and over?
你求婚了几次 How many times did you propose?
应该...一次都没有 I think... none?
-什么 -我和塔比莎商量好了 - What? - Tabitha and I worked it out.
我们公开维持婚姻 We'll stay married publicly,
但是我们可以有彼此的秘密感情 but we're each allowed to have secret relationships.
当然了 我们可以好好相处 I mean, sure, we could probably get along
有一端非常温馨的婚姻 and have a very milquetoast marriage,
但我不想要那样 but I don't want that.
我想要一个能给我带来刺激的人 I wanna be with someone who excites me.
那种不安全的爱 Where love isn't safe,
那种没有限制的爱 the kind of love that doesn't have limits.
我想要一个灵魂伴侣 I want a soulmate.
就像我和艾薇 Just like me and Ivy.
再见 Bye!
珍妮弗 欢迎回家 宝贝 Jennifer! Welcome home, honey.
住口 Stop.
我现在叫珍了 I'm going by Jen now, okay?
好吧 这... Okay. What...
这段旅程发生了什么 What happened on that trip?
我等不及带你回家了 I can't wait to get you home.
不要啦 Ooh! Stop.
好了 我想过你说的话了 Okay, I've thought about what you said.
这个周末真的很特别 And this weekend was so special.
真的很棒 Amazing, really.
你说得没错 我们一起度过了很多高潮 And you're right, that we have had these high highs together.
但是 哈莉 But... Harley,
你的劲头总是一阵一阵的 you run from one thing to the next,
只是正好是我而已 and at some point that's gonna be me.
事实是 And the truth is,
我愿意把我的命托付给你 I trust you with my life,
但我没法把我的心托付给你 but I don't trust you with my heart.
所以 我会嫁给风筝人 So, I... I'm marrying Kite Man.
我的女孩 这趟旅程昂 Hey, girl. How was the trip?
很...很不错 It... it was good.
想来点辣椒酱 Hey, you wanna go make some chili,
一起在沙发上窝四到六个小时 sit on the couch watching TV
看电视吗 for four to six hours?