如果他身体里没有一部分是蝙蝠 为什么自称蝙蝠侠 How can he call himself Batman if he's not part bat?
他只是一个打扮成蝙蝠的人 He's just a dude who dresses up like a bat.
这是剽窃动物 That's animal appropriation.
大家好 风筝人的单身派对怎么样 Hey, everybody! How was Kite Man's bachelor party?
我结婚了 拯救了海洋贸易联合会 I got married and saved the Oceanic Trade Federation.
除此之外 还不错 Other than that, pretty chill.
艾薇的单身女郎派对怎么样 How was Ivy's bachelorette bash?
很不错 太棒了 几乎没什么风险 It was great. It was so great. Emotionally low stakes, you know.
我玩得很开心 艾薇玩得很开心 I had a great time. Ivy had a great time.
我们睡在不同的床上 We slept in separate beds...
就是普通的单身女郎派对 所以... Normal bachelorette stuff. So, yeah...
我 我准备好继续派对了 Well, hey! I'm just, I'm ready to keep the party going!
谁想和我一起喝一杯 Who wants to get a drink with me?
一两杯 或者多来几杯 或者好几杯 One or two? Or a few drinks? Or a lot of drinks?
不如喝到我们忘记刚刚48小时发生的事 Drink so much we forget the last 48 hours or maybe more?
我很愿意 但是我要和我的妻子塔比莎一起 Oh. I'd love to but I gotta be with my wife, Tabitha.
她家人周日都要大聚 Sunday's are big at her family.
他们很传统 觉得上帝耶稣其实是一条鲨鱼 They are very religious, seeing as how Jesus was really a shark.
你呢 泥脸 What about you, Clayface?
我今晚也要去陪我的情人 I, too, am spending this evening with a paramour.
他的名字叫托尼 His name is Tony.
他是唯一重要的颁奖典礼 And he's the only award show that matters.
好吧 你们玩得开心 Okay, have fun, guys...
房东总是有两件事是最清楚的 A landlord always knows two things:
当烤炉坏了时 when an oven's busted,
因为只有完好的烤炉才能收到租金 'cause ya can't charge rent without a working oven...
还有当租客不开心的时候 and when a tenant's blue.
所以 说吧 亲爱的 So, spill it, hon,
还是说要我去拿我的拷问工具 or I could get my torture kit?
只是 大家的生命中都有对他们来说特别的人 It's just, everybody's got somebody special in their lives,
-但只有我... -那又怎么了 - except me... - So what?
你不需要一个爱人才能开心 You don't need a lover to be happy.
去做能让你开心的事 Do the thing that makes you happy.
人生最重要的就是满足自己 Life is about feeding your soul!
嗯 不 我要去 Yeah, no. I'm just gonna
找几个人好好干一顿 go out and boink the fuck out of somebody.
派对开始吧 贱人们 Let's get this party started, bitches!
哈莉·奎茵小丑归来 Harley Quinn's here and she's down to clown!
你有预约吗 Do you have a reservation?
-没有 -那你得去吧台做一会儿小丑 - Um, no. - You'll have to clown at the bar, then.
哈莉·奎茵 第二季第十集
《发声中心》当然是经典了 Room for Squares is, of course, a classic,
但其实那是约翰·迈耶巩固了他的风格后 but it's really John Mayer's third album
发的第三章专辑 when he solidified the John Mayer sound.
所以 我家还是你家 So, my place or yours?
我还是先不和你说话了 Actually, I'm just gonna stop talking to you right now.
天 这里的家伙烂透了 God. The guys in this place suck.
没有这里的食物烂 Yeah, well, they beat the food.
但是对韦恩家的店能有什么指望 But what do you expect from a Wayne?
这是今天听男人说过最有趣的话 That's the first funny thing a guy's said to me all night.
如果你喜欢这种 我可能讲上一整晚 If you like that, I got plenty more jokes.
这是在逗我吧 You gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me.
我要一小队人和一个女人 I want a squad of men and a single woman
马上去炼油区 over to the oil refinery district, ASAP.
这些类魔混蛋 Those Parademon bastards are
就像一群绝望的青少年嗑苯海拉明一样吸油 chugging down oil like a desperate teen to Benadryl.
那就再派一支性别平衡的小队去哥谭公园 Then send another unit, same gender ratio, to Gotham Park.
再派一支去...天啊 And a third crew to... Jesus!
这些该死魔兔比我身体里的衣原体传播还快 Those hell-rats are spreading faster than chlamyd' on my knob!
-哪里 先生 -我的私处 性病还能在哪 - Where, sir? - My privates! Where else would an STD spread?
我是说第三支队伍要派到哪里 I meant where do you want the third squad, sir?
港口 Oh. The harbor.
局长 长官 这是给你的 Commissioner, sir! This came for you.
肯定是我定的戴夫·巴里新书 Gotta be the new Dave Barry book I ordered.
我每次看他的作品都觉得... Every time I read this guy's stuff I'm like...
"真有趣" "That's pretty funny."
去屋顶
黑暗骑士需要我 The Dark Knight needs me.
他还记得 Oh! He remembered.
吉姆 进来 Jim, get in.
给吉姆
不 别进来 麦格农 No, don't go in, Magnum.
是你啊 Oh. It's you.
我以为你已经退出了 I thought ya left the crew.
很抱歉 我本来想打电话的 I'm so sorry, I would've called
但我一直没有你的号码 but I never got your phone number.
-我的号码是203... -不用说了 - Oh, well, mine's 203-- - Don't care.
我来收拾东西就走 I'm gonna get my stuff and head out.
哈莉为你做了这么多事 So you're really gonna just leave Harley
你真的要弃她而去吗 after everything she did for you?
听着 我的位置很微妙 Okay look, I'm in a very zen place,
我们的目标不一样 and we have very different goals.
我想撬开我敌人的头盖骨 I wanna trounce the skulls of my fallen foes,
而她想要...我也不知道 and she wants to... I don't know,
做有道德准则的人该做的事 do whatever someone with a moral compass does.
你这个忘恩负义的小混蛋 You ungrateful little shit!
你自己挑起的事 现在又想跑 You leave the dance with the one you brought!
-猜猜这个 -给我闭嘴 - Riddle me this-- - Oh, shut the fuck up!
你看不出来我想优雅地结束 Can't you see I'm trying to elegantly end this conversation
跟这个机械老化石的对话吗 with this mechanical fossil?
祝你能再次跑路 混蛋 Good luck getting out again, fuck head!
好了 我已经加固了这仓鼠轮上的镣铐 Alright, so I fortified the shackles on that hamster wheel.
已经是牢不可破的了 It's basically impenetrable.
5点喂他 7点吓他 Feed him at 5:00, shock him at 7:00.
如果他表现好 9点喂零食 Maybe a snack at 9:00 if he's good.
祝你孤独终老 疯子 Have fun dying alone, you fuckin' freak!
回头见了 老家伙 Smell ya later, old man.
艾薇 你绝对不会相信我又遇见了谁
天 你看上去很熟悉 我认识你吗 Jiminy, you look familiar. Do I know you?
不 不 我是路人脸 No! No, no, I have a very common look.
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我记得你去过努恩酒吧 Oh, I remember you from Noonan's!
翻译 小酸奶
你可能不记得我了 我当时就是一个小酒保 You probably don't remember me because I was a low-rent barback,
我现在是个高级酒保了 and now I'm an upscale bartender.
校对 小酸奶
在这行里怕这么快可是很了不起的 It's a meteoric rise virtually unheard of in this industry.
等等 要给你来一份韦恩特供吗 Hey! Wait, hold on. Can I offer you a Wayne fashioned?
时间轴 风粤站定大橘不动摇
和老式特供差不多 就是耿鬼 It's like an old fashioned, but more expensive.
后期 8T
你以为你给我买点用雪碧调配的酒 Ya think all ya gotta do is buy me one spirit-forward drink
我就会看上你吗 and I'll go gushy for ya?
总监 小酸奶
不可能的 Uh, not gonna happen.
我要说清楚 我没想勾搭你 Whoa, to be clear, I'm not trying to hit on you.
我跟我的完美女友一起真是难以置信地开心 I'm unbelievably happy with my wonderful girlfriend.
和派一样甜 Mmm, sweet as pie.
你为什么不能死掉呢 Why couldn't you have just died?
天 我爱她 还有我们的孩子 Gosh, I love her. And our kids.
是她的孩子 Well, you know, her kids,
但要是不把他们当自己的孩子 那可糟了 but gosh darn it if they don't feel like mine, y'know?
我不知道 我也不想知道 I don't know, and I don't need to know.
我只知道现在 All I know is, right now,
我最不想待的地方就是你的身边 you're the last person I wanna be around!
-我要换个酒吧 -祝你好运了 - I'm hittin' a different bar. - Hoo, boy. Good luck.
这里的酒吧 Every watering hole around here
都被类魔占领了 has been infested with Parademons,
除了这个地方 多亏了... except this one on account of the...
防弹玻璃 ...bulletproof glass.
没错 韦恩塔顶端是城里最安全的地方 Yep, the top of Wayne tower is the safest bar in town.
大家好 Hey, everybody!
抱歉惊扰 但你们现在都变成了人质 Sorry to alarm you, but you're in a hostile hostage situation.
你们好啊 Hi, how are you doing?
天 尼古拉斯 别吓人质 Geez, Nicholas. Not that hostile.
抱歉 这是他第一天上班 I'm sorry, everyone, it's his first day.
你要去哪里 Hey, where are you going?
我之前看到最后可能活下来的做法就是马上放弃 I've read your best chance of survival is giving up easily.
一般来说 我会把他们揍扁 Yeah, normally, I'd go beat the shit out of 'em,
但我今晚是来放纵的 我还想归还这条裙子 but I'm havin' a night and wanna be able to return this dress.
所以你要逃走吗 So, you're just gonna escape?
没错 我不要在这里度过我的盛大之夜 Uh, yeah. I'm not spending my big night out here,
-尤其是不想和你这种人一起 -甜心 - and certainly not with the likes of you. - Oh, sugar.
有个想逃的 We got a wild one.
这是在逗我吧 You gotta be kidding me.
伙计 我们只想要 Look, bud, all we're asking
你们释放那些富豪人质 is that you release the swanky hostages.
给我五千万再跟我谈 Not gonna happen until I get $50 million!
我马上就打给你 求你了 I'll wire it to you right now! Please!
先别着急 我还没说完 Hold your horses, I wasn't done.
但是我们待会可以讨论额外收入的问题 But let's defiantly sidebar after.
我们还需要一个W76-2核弹头 Also, gonna need a W76-2 nuclear warhead
装在三叉戟二代D5导弹上 on a Trident II D5 missile...
我是一个军事承包商 我可以给你 别开枪就行 I'm a military contractor. You can have it. Just don't shoot!
好吧 既然我们来都来了 Wow. Okay. Well, you know, while we're here...
我还需要一双比赛用OG款的AJ2 I'm also gonna need a pair of game-worn Air Jordan 2 OG's.
你能别盯着我了吗 Would ya stop starin' at me?
抱歉 只是... Sorry, it's just...
这听上去可能很疯狂 但是 this is gonna sound crazy, but...
反正我们一时半会儿也去不了哪里 since we're not going anywhere anytime soon...
我们第一次见面后 我还梦到你了 after the first time we met, I had a dream about you!
-天 很奇怪 -怎么奇怪 - Boy was it wacky. - Wacky how?
我们和一些银行家一起在游艇上 We were on a yacht with these bankers.
还有更奇怪的 我们还是一对 奇怪吧 And get this: we were a couple! Right?
我们 不可能 Us? No way!
那么白的皮肤都让我起鸡皮疙瘩 That bleached skin gives me the heebie-jeebies.
有点恶心 无意冒犯 It's gross. I mean, no offense!
但是在梦里 我充满了愤怒 But in the dream, I was so filled with rage,
我抢劫了那些银行家 I robbed the bankers.
你不会还把他们烧了吧 You didn't set them on fire, did you?
等等 你也做过这种梦吗 Wait. You had the same dream?
-奇怪 -没错 - Freaaaky. - Yes!
只是一个梦 没发生过 纯属虚构 非真勿理 A dream. Never happened. Pure fiction. Not canon. Ignore it.
遇到你好像激起了一些... It's like meeting you triggered some...
该死 简直就像是前世 Well, darn it, it felt like a past life!
很奇怪吧 Funny, huh?
-你在干什么 -上帝啊 - What are you doing? - Jesus Christ,
我要赶紧离开这里 I'm getting us the fuck out of here.
不要随随便便就喊出上帝 Please don't use the Lord's name in vain.
你体重多少 How much do you weigh?
我十一月进行了原始饮食 现在能穿进灯芯绒裤了 I did a Paleo November, and now I'm fitting into my skinny cords.
-所以应该是170... -算了 - So, I'm guessing around 170-- - Uh! Never mind.
今晚烂爆了 This! Night! Sucks!
我觉得你刚刚杀了那家伙 Um, I think you just straight up killed that guy back there.
-你想聊聊吗 还是说 -不 - Do you wanna talk about it, or-- - No.
你确定吗 Are you sure?
我女朋友说我是个很好的聆听者 有时候好过头了 My girlfriend says I'm a good listener. Sometimes too good.
那是什么时候的事 On what occasion would that be?
因为你整晚都不闭嘴 Because you have not shut the fuck up all night!
我觉得你好像有些心事 It just seems to me like you have something going on.
相信我 你不是和我聊这个的最佳人选 Trust me, you're not someone I can talk to about this.
为什么不行 酒保就像一个心理咨询师呢 Why not? A bartender is basically like a therapist.
所以 说说吧 So, come on!
-我和我最好的朋友说我爱她 -终于说了 - I told my best friend I love her! - There it is.
但是她对我的信任程度不足以让她回报我的爱 But she doesn't trust me enough to love me back.
没有信任是没有办法爱的 You can't love without trust.
我本来以为我能接受孤独终老了 I thought I was fine bein' alone
自从我离开小... after my relationship with Jok...
瑟...菲纳...斯特恩 esph... fina... stein.
小瑟菲纳斯特恩 听起来像佛兰芒语 Joksephfinastein? Sounds Flemish.
没有人知道他的身世 他就是个虐待狂混蛋 No one knew his backstory. Anyway, he was a total abusive dick,
满脑子只有彻底的毁灭 hell-bent on utter destruction
这个世界没有他会更好 and the world's better off without him!
好样的 妹子 在通风管道里好好发泄 You go, girl! Having a good vent in a literal vent. Come on!
继续 Keep on going!
这太无聊了 我什么都没做 This sucks. I'm not even doing anything.
并不是 你可以按按钮 That's not true. You get to hit the button.
但我想开飞机 But I wanna fly the plane.
参与行动 至少让我来发射一枚导弹 Be a part of the action! At least let me shoot a sweet missile.
要训练好几年才能精通蝙蝠战机的控制 Okay. It takes years of training to expertly control the Batplane.
-但蝙蝠侠 我想嘛 -阿尔弗雷德 这太荒谬了 - But, Batman, I wanna! - Alfred, this is ridiculous.
你为什么就不能让我出去 Why don't you let me go out there already?
你的城市需要你恢复身体 布鲁斯少爷 Your city needs you healed, Master Bruce.
我不会再让你过早回归行动 I won't allow you to return to action prematurely, again.
再说了 只是些类魔 Besides, it's only Parademons.
太烫了 It's too hot.
-你可以等等再喝的 韦恩少爷 -是的 阿福 - You could wait, Master Wayne. - Yes, Alfred...
我可以 I could.
蝙蝠侠 你看到了吗 韦恩高塔有交火 Batman! Are you seeing this? Gunfire at Wayne Tower.
拜托 大家伙 让爸爸操作一下 Come on, big guy! Give papa some action.
好吧 别把漆刮花了 Fine. Don't scratch the paint.
太好了 Booya!
我只是觉得没有艾薇后好孤单 I just feel so alone without Ivy!
我是说 当时我的确做的有些不对 I mean, sure, there are some things I could've done differently. Okay!
到了最后 At the end of the day,
她和我分手了 因为我太冲动 she broke up with me 'cause I'm too impulsive
我会到处惹祸 从来不收尾 and I go around 'causing messes and never clean 'em up.
-这样大声说出来的感觉是不是很好 -不 - Aw! Doesn't it feel good just to say it out loud? - No!
-哈莉 哎哟哟 -谜语人 - Harley? Well, well, well... - Riddler?
这不就是普通人小丑吗 ...if it isn't the simple clown herself.
-你怎么 -来到这里吗 - How did you-- - Get here?
我从商场逃了出来 Well, I escaped the mall.
然后 我编排了楼上的绑架 支开注意力 Then, I orchestrated a hostage situation upstairs as a distraction,
让我能溜进来偷走这宝贝 so I could sneak in here to grab this baby.
-典型的声东击西 太好了 但我想说 - Classic misdirect. - Yeah, yeah, great. But, I was gonna say,
你身材怎么这么好 how did ya get so buff?
每周醒来就在 Oh. Spending every waking moment
仓鼠笼上跑步当然能让你身材完美 running on that hamster wheel gets you shredded.
看看这四头...等等 等等 等等 I mean, check out these quads... wait, wait, wait.
那是小丑吗 Is that Joker?
天 你觉得我看上去像小丑 Oh, my, you think I look like the Joker?
不 不 他只是一个酒保 Nope, no! He's just a bartender
专门提供不带偏见的好意见 who gives great, non-judgmental advice.
不管怎么样 你们都要死了 Well, either way, you're both gonna die.
当然了 我搬回到哥谭看他们 Sure, I moved back to Gotham to see 'em,
-但如果我的孩子不想见我呢 -别这么说 卡尔 - but what if my kids don't want to see me? - Don't say that, Carl.
是啊 但是都已经七年了 Yeah, but it's been seven long years.
我在他们最需要我的时候离开了他们 I left 'em when they needed me most.
你不能一直为过去的事而怪罪自己 You can't keep blaming yourself for the past.
你必须要忘记 You need to forget.
也许他们没有我会更好 Maybe they're better off without me.
把你的手都藏在这后面 Tuck in any fingers you wanna keep!
-那是用来干什么的 -我不知道 - Oh. What'd that do? - I don't know.
癌症射线
不 卡尔 我很遗憾 Oh, no. Carl, I'm so sorry...
这是癌症射线 It's a cancer ray.
哈莉·奎茵 你让我得了癌症 Harley Quinn, you gave me cancer?
癌症射线
他们为什么要造出这种东西 Why would they even make this?
到此为止了 凯文 Well, that's it, Kev.
接下来的假期我都要和我的孩子一起度过 I'm gonna go spend the holidays with my kids.
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry!
不 不 求你了 求你了 No, no, please. Please, please... Ow!
不不不不不 No. No, no, no. No, no, no, no!
肯定是我的血糖突然飚了 My blood sugar must be crashing.
这里有通风机器吗 Is there a vending machine around here?
你又杀了一个人吗 Did you kill another person?
直升机坪 餐厅
我们还是赶紧离开这里吧 Let's just chopper out of here.
这些无端的暴力 呕 All that gratuitous violence. Yuck.
所以我才不喜欢如今的电视 This is why I don't like TV today.
都用暴力加强戏剧效果 Violence ups the dramatic effect.
我的生活已经够劲爆了 I got enough drama in my life.
我就想看一次两个人简简单单地恋爱 Just once, I'd like to watch something where two people fall in love,
不要经历什么复杂的狗血 and experience no complications whatsoever.
然后他们结婚后才会做爱 Oh, and they don't have sex till they're married.
天啊 蝙蝠侠 Oh, my gosh, Batman?
哈莉·奎茵 还有 Harley Quinn! And...
是小丑 It's the Joker.
我成功了 I did it!
我单枪匹马干掉了蝙蝠侠的宿敌 I took down Batman's archenemy! On my own.
爸爸赢了 Papa for the win!
小戈 Gordo?
见到你很高兴 伙计 Good to see ya, buddy!
发生了什么 别把我丢在这里 What's happening? Don't leave me in here!
拜托 我不喜欢狭小的空间 Please, I don't like small spaces!
我就知道你们俩 I knew it was only a matter of time
肯定过不了多久就要勾搭在一起 until you two psychos started knocking boots again.
什么 不 你看 他... What? No. Uh! See, he's...
算了 我待会再解释 Never mind, I'll explain later.
哈莉 我们收到你的信息就马上来了 Harley! We came as soon as we got your text.
是的 我暂停了托尼奖 我录着呢 Indeed! I paused the Tonys and I'm DVRing it,
所以谁都别告诉我谁赢了音乐剧最佳灯光奖 so no one tell me who won Best Lighting in a Musical.
是豪威尔·宾克利吧 It was Howell Binkley, wasn't it?
贾菲·魏德曼什么时候才能站起来 When's Japhy Weideman going to get his day in the fucking sun!
-我没给任何人发信息 -那是谁发的 - I didn't text anyone. - Then who did?
好样的 Swole!
你刚刚赶了18个航班吗 Did ya just run up 18 flights?
19个半吧 Uh, try 19 and a half.
你怎么逃出神经的加固监狱的 How did you escape Psycho's fortified jail?
还在我们不知道的时候变得这么性感 And get so hot without us knowing?
给 伙计 Here ya go, pal.
其实我撒谎了 我知道你们的号码 You know what, I lied. I did have your phone number.
我其实知道你们所有人的号码 I actually had everyone's phone number!
是我给你们所有人发信息的 And I was the one who texted you all!
你怎么敢 How dare you?
没错 听好了 Yep! And get this...
我们其实很喜欢 对方 we actually like each other. A lot.
你一直在为谜语人做事 You were working for Riddler all along.
-其实 -他和我一起 - Um, actually... - He's with me.
你在和谜语人交往 You're dating Riddler?
太震惊了 Quel scandale!
好吧 我们没搞上 Okay, we're not fucking!
-我们是一起的 -我知道了 - We're together! - I see.
还没有确定叫什么吧 Not using labels yet, are we?
刚在一起吧 还有很多变数 神经 Too new, is it? Lot of changes, Psycho.
交往 勾搭 还有"露屁股" Dating, hooking up, "Baring ass."
你想说是什么都行 Call it what you will,
我很高兴你终于能面对你自己 I'm proud of you for finally being who you are.
我们是基于互相的尊重建立合作关系 蠢蛋 We're in a business partnership based on mutual respect, idiot.
你知道吗 他不像你这样看轻我 奎茵 And you know what, he doesn't belittle me like you did, Quinn.
我怎么看轻你了 How did I belittle you?
你眼里从来没有我的能力 You never recognized my talent!
你从来不让我发光 You never let me shine!
还有 你讨厌给女人干活 And also, you hated working for a woman.
好吧 我也讨厌给女人干活 但谁在乎呢 Okay, also I hated working for a woman! But who cares?
那你和忍者小乌龟要和我们战斗吗 拜托 So, you and Ninja Turtle Calves are gonna fight us? Oh, please.
你就是一个戴着锡箔帽的小矮子 You're a tiny man in a silly tinfoil hat.
好吧 来吧 All right, here we go!
也许你的姐妹艾薇能帮你 Maybe your gal-pal Ivy can help!
也许你会想要联系她 You wanna call her, maybe?
不 我不想让她卷进这种事里 因为... No, I don't wanna get her wrapped up in this 'cause this...
我之前跟你说我经常会惹出一些乱子 This is a very strong example of one of those messes
我身后就是极强的佐证 I make I was tellin' you about.
这"锡箔帽" This "Tinfoil hat"
能放大脑电波 amplifies brainwaves,
让我的精神能量爆发 supercharging my mind powers.
有了这个小宝贝 还有我引导冥想的新爱好 And with this bad boy, plus my new hobby of guided meditation,
我可以控制这座城里的所有类魔 I can control every Parademon in the city.
我知道了 他在施行我原本的计划统治哥谭 Oh, I see. He's doin' my old plan of takin' over Gotham
和达克赛德联手 统治地球 to team up with Darkseid and rule the Earth.
然后我就要统治哥谭 Then I'm gonna take over Gotham
-和达克... -她刚说了 - and team up with Dark-- - She just said that.
该死的 Shit! Fuck.
重点是 我要干你这个女人 The point is, I'm gonna do what you never could,
不敢做的事 because you are a pussy.
女人很强大 是她们诞下了人类 Pussies are powerful. They birthed all of humanity!
我是剖腹产的 I was a C-Section.
来吧 我等不及要收拾类魔了 Bring it on! I'm hungry for Parademons!
舞台打斗 Stage combat!
让我出去 不要在... Get me outta here! Not...
防范措施启动
这个 这个... This one! This one...
简直跟铁板一样 Wow. It's like straight steel.
什么东西是黑 蓝和红色的 What's black, blue, and red all over?
被我揍的你 Your ass when I beat it!
看来腹肌越硬 谜语越蠢 I guess when the abs get harder, the riddles get dumber.
来吧 贱人 Bring it, bitch.
交给我 伙计 I've got this, boys.
然后都交给你了 And it's all you.
放弃吧 神经 也许我会让你 Give up, Psycho, and maybe I'll let you live
和这些创造韦恩大厦的孤儿一起活命 as one of those orphans that builds Wayneboxes.
还是算了 Uh... I'm gonna pass!
你以为这是一场公平的战斗吗 You thought this would be a fair fight?
你们完蛋了 You're going down!
为什么对老家伙没用 Why didn't it work on the old timer?
和我不能去机场是一个原因 Same reason I can't go to the airport:
金属头壳 宝贝 metal plates, baby!
天 你可真老 算了 我也要杀了你 God, you're old. Whatever. I'll kill you too.
你为什么不直接给我洗脑 结束这一切 Why don't you just brainwash me and end this?
拿着有什么好玩的 Oh, but where's the pizazz in that?
用你爱的一切来折磨你可好玩多了 It's way more fun to torture you with everything you love.
这就是你为什么做不好一个优秀的超级反派 This right here is exactly why you're a terrible supervillain.
你知道吗 我看着这笑话太久了 You know what, for too long I've been looked at as a joke,
但等我成功了 but when I'm through,
人们听到神经博士的名字都会心生敬佩 people are gonna respect the name Dr. Psycho!
蝙蝠侠和正义联盟没了 With Batman and the Justice League gone,
哥谭本来就在你手中 哈莉 Gotham was yours for the taking, Harley.
但是你却下不了手 But you couldn't do it.
我该谢谢你 哈莉 You know, I should thank you, Harley.
要不是你让我觉得自己那么渺小 If you never made me feel so small,
我就从来不知道自己能这么高大 I never would've known how big I could be.
奎茵 天啊 我恨你 Quinn, God I hate you,
但是我需要你的帮助 but I need your help.
如果我们能冲破穹顶 就能坐蝙蝠战机逃走 If we can break through the dome we can escape in the Batplane.
你就不能用蝙蝠导弹吗 Can't you just use a bat-missile?
我们可以 但有时候我不想用 Yeah. We could, but sometimes I just don't feel like it.
或者我就是不想 Or I don't wanna.
好吧 我不能用 All right, I'm not allowed to use them.
-我来 我来打破穹顶 -什么 - I'll do it. I'll break through the dome. - What?
赛 这是自杀行为 Sy, that's suicide!
哈莉 拜托 我承认 Harley, dear, I'll admit,
你今晚之前离开商场的时候 when you left the mall earlier tonight,
没想到我们会变成这样 I did not expect to be in this position.
-但这是一种机遇 -赛 你... - But it's a gift! - Sy, you're...
你站起来了 You're standing.
这是我救赎自己 宝贝 This is me feeding my soul, baby.
没有比让我拯救你 Nothing would make me fuller than saving your tuchis
并帮你干掉那个燕尾服小混蛋更让我满足的事了 and helping you take down that angry little shvants in a tux.
我本来也不喜欢他 I never liked that one.
要是你继续说下去 他会把我们都杀了 He's gonna kill all of us if you don't stop talking.
你是我最好的房东 You were the best landlord I've ever had.
你总是迅速修好了我们的烤炉 You always fixed our oven so fast,
不管我把我的面条往厕所里冲多少次 and you never judged me no matter how many times
你也从来不会批评你 I flushed my tampons down the toilet.
只要你有这个 你就永远有朋友 As long as you've got this, you've always got a friend.
神经 Hey, Psycho!
几年前来 我的族人 马加比人 Thousands of years ago, my people, the Maccabees,
在他们最需要的时候 祈祷石油的出现 prayed for oil to last when they needed it most.
不幸的是 今天我的血管里就有这些油 Unlucky for you, that very same oil runs through my veins today!
太好了 我是说该死 Yes! I mean darn.
这些类魔控制了联络系统 Ah, those Parademons took out the communications system.
通讯 故障 自动驾驶 故障
不能再自动驾驶了 系好安全带 奎茵 No more autopilot! Buckle up, Quinn.
爸爸要用自己的本事飞了 Papa's about to earn himself some wings.
我后悔好多事 I regret lots of things!
该死 Fuck!
好吧 这是战机的错 Okay, that was the plane's fault.
我们一定要干掉神经 We need to take Psycho down, now.
谁知道他用那个头盔都干出多少事 Who knows how much damage he can do with that helmet?
是啊 但怎么做啊 估计 Yeah, but how? It'd take, like,
要动用整个正义联盟才能阻止他 the entire Justice League to stop him.
我也梦到过他们 I had a dream about them, too.
虽然听起来很疯狂 但他们都被困在一本书里了 This is gonna sound crazy but they were stuck in a book.
-你刚说什么 -是的 是《寓言之书》 - What did ya just say? - Yeah. It was this Book of Fables?
对 寓言皇后 你怎么知道的 Yeah! Queen of Fables. How did you know that?
在我的一个梦里 我拿着那本 Was in one of my dreams. I held a book
有整个正义联盟的书 with the entire Justice League in it.
但是 然后我就醒了 剩下的就忘了 But, you know, then I woke up and I don't remember the rest.
真奇怪 Weird!
戈登 把我们放到某个地方吧 Gordon, I need you to drop us off somewhere.
这里有很多深刻的记忆 There's a lot of powerful memories here.
这是你的藏身之处吗 Is this your hideout?
好像不是很舒服 让我打给贝丝吧 It's not very cozy. Let me call Beth.
她在中城区有个家 我们可以留在那里 She has family in Central City. We could stay there
等这一切乱子过去 till this whole mess blows over.
只有我 贝丝 孩子们还有我的新朋友哈莉·奎茵 Just me, Beth, the kids, and my new pal Harley Quinn.
不不不 艾薇说得对 我总是惹乱子 Nah, no, no, Ivy was right. I keep makin' messes.
是我带来了类魔 I brought in the Parademons.
我招来了神经 我导致了这一切 I took in Psycho. I caused all of this.
我不能一直逃避我惹出的乱子了 I can't keep runnin' from my messes.
我觉得一切就要从 And the way I see it, cleanup starts with
把正义联盟从书里放出来开始 gettin' the Justice League out of that storybook.
那童话书是真的吗 在哪里 The storybook is real? Where is it?
我不知道 但我觉得你知道 I don't know, but I think you do.
你确定你记不起来了吗 Are you sure you can't just remember?
我好像看到了书 但是 It's like I see the book, but...
其他都很模糊 everything else is cloudy.
这真是太令人失望了 因为我真的 That's disappointing because I really,
真的 真的不想这么做 really, really, don't wanna have to do this.
做什么 Do what?
马上就能再见了 小丑先生 I'll be seein' ya soon, Mistah J.