这一季发生了很多糟心事 Lotta shit happened this season, people.
很多糟心事 Lotta shit.
太多了 我都只能给你们回顾一下这些糟心事了 So much shit, I'm compelled to recap that shit for you.
还有 我这个角色很成功 Also, I tested very well as a character,
所以制作人会想办法 so the producer would like to shoehorn me
穿插我的戏份 into the show whenever possible.
好了 来吧 Okay. Oh, man.
这一季实在是太精彩了 This season's been compellin' as fuck.
很多精彩的转折 Lots of twists and turns.
还有有线台金牌大奖制作整容 Cable ACE Award-winnin' stuff.
上集结束的时候 When we last left off,
那只老鼠般大小的混蛋 神经博士 that tiny rat bastard, Dr. Psycho,
背叛了哈莉 had betrayed Harley.
原来这个心机贱人 Turns out, that tricky motherfucker
一直和谜语人勾结 was in cahoots with the Riddler.
他通过一个从摩天大楼里 And, with the help of some bullshit technology
偷出来的什么狗屁科技 straight out of a comic book,
控制了整支嗜血类魔军队 they now control a army of blood-sucking parademons,
归顺达克赛德 courtesy of Darkseid.
还是达克色德 我也不知道怎么念 Dark-side? I don't know how to pronounce that shit.
所以 现在哈莉唯一能阻止神经的办法 So, now, the only way Harley can stop Psycho
就是去求助于正义联盟 is with the help of the Justice League.
但是你们都知道 But wouldn't you fucking know,
他们被困在寓言皇后的故事书里了 they're trapped in the Queen of Fables' storybook.
还记得第一季吗 Remember that shit from Season 1?
看看这故事多复杂啊 Look at how intricately woven this storytellin' shit is.
跟皮博迪奖一样狗屎 Peabody Award-level shit here.
更复杂的是 Further complicating matters is,
唯一知道这本书在哪里的混蛋 the only motherfucker who knows where that book is,
就是小丑 is the Joker.
但是那家伙已经完全失忆了 But, that dude's a khaki-wearin' amnesiac,
现在是个比当初 who's somehow whiter now
他脸上的油菜还要白的白人 than when he was the color of paint primer.
现在 我们的女主角 And now, our heroine,
哈莉·奎茵小姐 Ms. Harley Quinn,
脑子一热 has gone against her better judgement,
把小丑扔回了酸里 and has dumped the Joker back into acid
想要激活这混蛋的记忆 to jog that motherfucker's memory,
找到故事书 so he can find the storybook,
救出正义联盟 free the Justice League,
干掉神经和他的那支军队 and take down Psycho and his fuckin' army.
简直堪比乔治·R·马丁啊 This is some George R.R. Martin,
艾美奖级别的狗血 Emmy Award-winnin' shit.
拿好你的爆米花 Now, get yourself some popcorn,
赶紧开看 and let's watch.
那本书在哪里 Where's the fucking book?
哈莉·奎茵 第一季第十一集
开始占领哥谭市 Begin the taking of Gotham City!
猜猜这个 Riddle me this...
下一步是什么 What's the next move?
这不是谜语 Not a riddle.
当助手 This whole, uh, sidekick thing
当我的背都僵硬了 has made me real rusty with my rids.
天 给我接达克赛德 God! Get me Darkseid.
你要我给你接他 Oh. You want me to get him.
抱歉 Oh. Sorry.
我的手机没有跨维度数据漫游套餐 My phone doesn't have an inter-dimensional data plan.
上帝啊 Good lord!
你真是个烂助手 Some assistant you are.
把我的手机给我 Give me my phone.
好 D开头 Okay, Ds.
死亡射手 丧钟 迪迪 伊索医生 Deadshot, Deathstroke, Dee Dee, Doctor Aesop,
死亡医生 哈特医生 特拉普医生 Doctor Death, Doctor Hurt, Doctor Trapp,
拉比诺维茨医生 Doctor Rabinowitz...
拉比诺维茨医生的超能力是什么 What is Doctor Rabinowitz's super power?
皮肤护理 他是我的皮肤科医生 Skin care. He's my dermatologist.
我得了成人痤疮 I get adult acne.
在这里呢 Here it is. Oh!
我放在T开头下了 难怪找不到 I put him under The Darkseid. That's what's wrong.
你到底有什么毛病 哈莉 What the fuck is your problem, Harley?
我真该弄死你 I should kill you for that.
太好了 你毁了 Good. You're back.
寓言之书在哪里 Now, where's the Queen of Fables' book?
原本在你的塔上 那座塔塌了 You had it in the tower, the tower collapsed.
然后那本书怎么样了 What happened to it?
那本书怎么样了 What happened to it?
我怎么了 What happened to me?
天啊 不 Oh, God! Oh, no.
该死 Oh, shit.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
我开始回忆起来了 I'm starting to remember.
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我变成了什么东西啊 What did I become?
翻译 小酸奶
一个郊区爸爸 谁关心啊 A suburban dad. Who gives a shit?
那本书到底在哪里 Where's the fucking book?
我不会帮你的 I'm not helping you!
校对 小酸奶
我就是因为你 You're the whole reason
才在这六个月来 I ended up spending six months of my life
穿着卡其短裤 in khaki shorts,
夏威夷衬衫 a Hawaiian shirt,
时间轴 奶霸是风粤做下去的动力
腰带上还别着手机 and a cell phone clipped to my belt!
猜到你会说这种话了 Yeah. Thought you might say somethin' like that,
所以我不会给你机会的 which is why I'm not giving you a choice.
后期 8T
轮不到你来告诉我该怎么办 You can't tell me what to do!
我是小丑 I'm the Joker,
哥谭的犯罪王子 Gotham's clown prince of crime.
总监 小酸奶
我要... I'm gonna--
炸掉 如果你没帮我找到书 Blow up if you don't help me find the book.
你清醒之前 Before you came to,
我在你脑子里装了一个炸弹 I put a bomb in your head,
开关就在这里 and I got the clicker right here.
这是我的招 Hey! That's my bit.
好吧 Fine.
看来我们要去贝瑟尼的家了 I guess we're going to Bethany's house.
蝙蝠战机在韦恩塔附近 I lost communication with the Batplane
失去了联系 around Wayne Tower.
韦恩少爷 你不需要给我解释清楚 Master Wayne, you know you don't have to narrate for me.
我很擅长察言观色 I'm quite adept at context clue.
我只要发现它的踪迹 If I can just get a glimpse of it.
我就能用市政监控系统 I can use the city surveillance systems
进行追踪 and track it.
那里 不 There! No.
不是 不是 No. No.
不是 不是 不是 No. No. No. No.
酒精 搜索 资金
电脑 增强 Computer. Enhance.
我们操作系统升级了 We have a new OS.
你要说的是 All you have to do is say,
"你好 蝙蝠电脑" "Hey, Batcomputer,"
然后说出你想做的事 and then whatever you want it to do.
你好 蝙蝠电脑 Hey, Batcomputer.
放大图像 Zoom in on picture.
小丑回来了 Joker's back,
哈莉和他在一起 and Harley's with him.
他们肯定就是主谋 They must be behind this.
蝙蝠侠该...回归了 It's time for Batman to... return.
不 韦恩少爷 No, Master Wayne.
拜托 阿尔弗雷德 我准备好了 Come on, Alfred. I am ready.
我担心的不是你 Oh, I'm not worried about you.
我只是之前一直没有消毒蝙蝠战衣 I just haven't had a chance to disinfect the Batsuit.
好吧 那先洗战衣 Fine. Okay. Clean the suit...
然后蝙蝠侠就开工 then Batman begins.
再说一遍 Again.
好了 我觉得这一切都很完美 All right. This all looks perfect to me.
现在能去试衣服了吗 Can we go to the dress fitting now?
宝贝 至少让黛比带我们转转吧 Babe, let's at least have Debbie show us around.
急什么 What's the rush?
什么 没有着急 没有急 我很放松 What? There's no rush. There's no rush. I'm chillin'.
听说你们中有人很喜欢奶酪火锅 So, I heard one of you loves to fondue.
我爱火锅 Fon-do I ever!
我的火锅 Fon-damn it!
我们会想办法修好的 Oh. We'll figure out a fix for that.
宝贝 你确定不用推迟婚礼吗 Babe, are you sure you don't wanna postpone the nupties?
至少等我们把这些 You know, just until we get the whole
"意外飞行恶魔"全部处理了再说 "Unpredictable flying demons" Sitch figured out?
我都不知道在这种情况下我还能不能 Like, I'm not even sure I can kite down the aisle
筝上结婚了 in these conditions.
不 绝对不用 No! Absolutely not.
我准备好卖出我人生的新一步 I'm ready to move forward with my life
抛下别的事了 and leave some things behind.
如果我们现在不赶紧 And, if we don't do it right now,
这些事又会缠上我们 those things might catch up with us,
那样可不行 and we can't have that.
而且... And... also, like...
我想嫁... I wanna marr...
就是爱和嫁... You know, like, love and marr...
我想和你一起 I wanna do that thing with you.
真是太感人了 That was really touching.
谢谢你这么说 Thank you for saying that.
我不在乎神经做了什么 I don't care what Psycho does,
婚礼照常进行 this wedding is happening.
所以 这里当然就是我们... So, this, of course, is where we'll put the--
拍照区 ...the photo booth.
我们有很多蠢蠢的摆设 比如一个"活出自我"的标志 We'll have all kinds of silly props like a sign that says "YOLO."
肯定会很有趣的 It'll be hilarious.
看 亲爱的 我们会被安排得很好的 See, honey? We're in great hands.
真不敢相信我这六个月来 I can't believe I spent six months
一直是一个废物郊区继父 being some loser suburban stepdad.
该死 God damn it!
我都把水浇到邻居家去了 I'm watering the whole neighborhood.
给我后退 Get the fuck back!
等等 事情不是这样的 Hold on! It's not what it looks like.
事情看上去就是 他是小丑 Well, it looks like he's the Joker,
你是哈莉·奎茵 you're Harley Quinn,
你们是来抢劫的 and you're here to rob me.
2/3对了 还不赖 Two out of three. Not bad.
我们不是来抢你的 We're not here to rob you.
有一本书 There's a book.
一本很大的童话书 A big, fairytale book.
是她的 她想要回来 It's hers. She needs it back.
你们得想点更好的借口 小丑 You're gonna have to elaborate, clown.
你在韦恩塔的废墟里找到了我 You found me in the rubble of Wayne Tower.
我们坠入爱河 We fell in love.
我给你的孩子们 I read your kids stories
念一本我以为是普通故事书上的童话 out of what I thought was just a regular fairytale book,
但其实那是一本邪恶的寓言书 but it was really an evil fairytale book.
原来我就是小丑 And it turns out I was actually the Joker,
但我失去了记忆 but I lost my memory,
然后她把我扔回了酸里 then she threw me back in acid.
我现在又变回小丑了 Now, I'm the Joker again.
我和小丑交往了六个月 I dated the Joker for six months?
真是太荒谬了 That's fuckin' ridiculous.
比指着我脸的枪 Is it any more ridiculous
都要荒谬吗 than pointing that gun at my face?
你以为索菲娅和贝尼克不知道的这把枪吗 The gun you think little Sofia and Benicio don't know about?
你从来没上过膛 也没开过枪 The gun you've never loaded or shot in your life?
是我 布丁 Soy yo, pudding.
我的宝贝 Mi corazon.
对对对 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
把书给我 不然我就杀了你 Give me the book, or I'll kill you.
你别想杀人 You're not killin' anybody.
那我们的那一切都不是真的吗 So, nothing we had was real?
我们一起去山上远足 The trip we took to the mountains,
在孩子们晚上入睡后一起出去但不 the walks we took at night after the kids were asleep,
还有一起重温《黑道家族》 The Sopranos rewatch we did?
是吧 我的确很怀念 I guess. I mean, I did kind of enjoy those.
但是 当时我不知道自己是谁 But, I didn't know who I was!
我是小丑 I'm the Joker!
显然 我肯定不会和郊区妈妈交往的 Obviously, I'm not going to date some suburban mom!
这话有点重了 That was a little harsh.
我可是小丑 I'm the fucking Joker!
拜托 认真的诶 I mean, come on! I mean, seriously.
我还以为我们是认真的 I thought we had something.
但是 如果你是个不敢尝试的懦夫 But, if you're too much of a coward to try,
那你的书还你 then here's your book.
《童话故事》
-妈的 -他妈的 - Shit! - No shit.
他怎么说 What's he saying?
我还在等 I'm still on hold.
是谁干扰达克赛德 Who interrupts Darkseid's quest
达克赛德
追寻反物质等式 for the anti-life equation?
我是 Uh, it's...
神经博士 ...Dr. Psycho.
达克赛德
那个叫神奇女侠那种称呼的小矮子 Ah. The dwarf who called Wonder Woman a slur
连我都不敢那么叫她 that even I dare not utter.
天 那都是两年前的事了 God! That was, like, two years ago!
以及 "矮子"也算是那种称呼 Also, "Dwarf" Is considered a slur.
随便一说而已 这里不是《绿野仙踪》 Just FYI. This isn't Wizard of Oz.
达克赛德才不管 Darkseid does not care.
是啊 你为什么要管 Yeah. Why would you?
好吧 达克赛德先生 Okay, so, Mr. Darkseid, sir,
我最近组织你的类魔 I have recently taken over Gotham City
占领了哥谭市 然后... after organizing all your parademons, and--
你有什么要求 What is your request?
达克赛德
我想要你给哈莉·奎茵的协议 Okay, I'd like that deal that you made with Harley Quinn.
就是说她如果占领了哥谭 The one that said if she took over Gotham,
你就帮她占领世界 you'd help her take over the world.
达克赛德
达克赛德...开会要迟到了 Darkseid is... late for a meeting.
好吧 那我就长话短说 All right. I'm gonna make this quick.
我小时候 When I was a little boy,
妈妈带我去参加市集 my mother brought me to the county fair.
有一个摩天轮 There was a Ferris wheel.
那是一个很大 很漂亮的东西 A big, beautiful thing,
必须要达到一定的身高才能坐 and you had to be a certain height to ride it.
身高达到标准线以上的儿童才能乘坐
当然了 我太矮了 And, of course, I was too short.
但是 我妈妈经常会说 But, my mother would always say,
"耐心点 埃迪 "Patience, Eddie.
我相信明年你的个子就足够高了" I'm sure next year you're gonna be big enough."
我告诉你 Let me tell you right now.
第二年如期到来 The next year rolled around,
我一点都没长高 and I hadn't gotten any taller.
一年一年过去了 Years went by.
我会一连倒挂着好几个小时 I hung upside down from my ankles for hours.
我会吃生长激素 I took growth hormones.
长高
只要能让我在空中坐摩天轮 我什么都做 Anything to ride that big wheel in the sky.
但我从来没有上去过 I never did get there.
但后来 有一天 But, then, one day,
发生了一件意想不到的事 somethin' very unexpected happened.
所有人 All those people
都摔死了 fell to their death!
我都起鸡皮疙瘩了 And it was a rush!
看着那些人死去 I thought it was so satisfying
真是太让我满足了 to watch all those people die!
那时候 我就决定要厌女 And, that's when I decided to hate women.
我不知道这有什么关系 I'm not sure that tracks.
达克赛德
但是 你明白我的意思 But, you get where I'm comin' from.
我要结束传输了 I will end this transmission now.
等等 等等 等等 Wait! Wait! Wait!
大多数整天半夜熬夜瞪着眼睛 Most insomniacs who stay up all hours of the night
刷维基网页的失眠患者都会告诉你 doing deep dives on Wikipedia would tell you
87%的毁灭世界大事件 that 87% of apocalyptian business transactions
都是因仇恨而起 are fueled by revenge.
所以 我想... So, I was thinking--
什么 What?
你为什么看我的眼神这么奇怪 Why are you looking at me all weird?
我刚读了你的大脑 I just read your mind.
什么 有点瘆人 伙计 What? That's creepy, man.
先生 我给你送来哈莉·奎茵的人头呢 Sir, what if I bring you the head of Harley Quinn?
达克赛德
她的确是违反了 I mean, she did break the terms
她和你的原始协议 of her original agreement with you,
要她的命似乎也无可厚非 and it seems like a good reason to want her dead.
你要干掉背叛的那个女人 You would vanquish the woman who betrayed me?
当然了 Yeah! Of course.
我们已经在进行中了 I mean, we're already in the process of that.
我们在干掉中 We're mid-vanquish.
给我哈莉·奎茵的项上人头 Bring me the head of Harley Quinn,
达克赛德
地球... and the Earth...
就是你的了 is yours.
太好了 真是太棒了 Yes! Fuckin' sweet!
绝对没问题 I mean, it will be done.
很快 整个世界 Oh. Soon, the whole world
都将臣服于我的面前 is gonna bow before me.
把哈莉·奎茵给我带来 Bring me Harley Quinn!
天 你的小腿肚真粗 God, your calves are huge!
婚纱店
你觉得怎么样 What do you think?
我觉得这是违反规定的 I think this is highly against protocol.
要是我妈妈看到我 If my mother saw me seeing you
在婚礼前看你穿婚纱的样子 in that dress before the wedding,
她肯定会说一些很含沙射影 she would say something very passive-aggressive
让我哭出来的话 that would bring me to tears.
哈莉在哪里 Where is Harley?
应该是她在这里 而不是我 She should be here. Not me.
什么 别管哈莉了 她很忙 What? Forget about Harley. She was busy,
我没有别的朋友了 所以交给你了 and I don't have any other friends, so you're up.
宝贝 你和哈莉是在单身女郎派对上 Babe, did you and Harley get into a fight or something
吵架了什么的吗 at the ol' bach partay?
感觉你回来之后就不一样了 It just feels like you've been different since then.
什么 不 我们好着呢 What? No. We're, like, totally fine.
我们只是...她... We just... She...
她有她的事 我有我的事 She's just got her things, and I've got mine.
就是很经典的 It's a classic case of, like,
大家都有自己 people just, you know, havin' things
不用和别人一起做的事 that they do away from people.
再说了 她可能也不擅长这些事 Plus, she's like not good at this stuff.
但是你擅长 You know, it's like, you are.
你擅长这种事 You are good at this kind of thing.
你说得没错 You are right about that.
好吧... Okay. Um...
你只想要奶油色吗 Are you totally set on cream?
什么 什么意思 What? What do you mean?
-这...这不就是白色吗 -不是 - The... Isn't this just white? - Nope.
该死 Oh, shit!
哈莉·奎茵在哪里
我们不懂你们的话 We don't speak your language.
有没有其他 Is there another way
能沟通的办法 we can communicate?
你应该知道就算是大声 You do know that speaking louder
也没办法帮助他们理解吧 will not help them understand you.
也...许吧 It... might.
搞什么 What the fuck?
该死的铁皮罐头 Shit nuts with a can!
天啊 Oh, my God!
我本来还不确定到底要不要露背裙的 I wasn't even sure I wanted a backless dress,
现在只能选这个了 and now I'm stuck with it.
我本来也想说的 Yeah. I was gonna say,
露背吊带 有点仪式化了 a backless halter... is a little rural.
我受够了 I've had it!
我不在乎他们是不是在城市里 I didn't care when they were taking giant dumps
到处拉屎 all over the fuckin' city,
但这是13000的王薇薇婚纱 but this is a $13,000 Vera Wang!
好吧 13000... Uh... Okay. Thirteen...
我们是遵循女方父母 So, you know, are we doin' the traditional thing
买婚纱的传统吗 where the bride's parents pay for the wedding?
神经博士死定了 Dr. Psycho's dead.
拿着我的头发 Hold my hair.
好啊 亲爱的 Yeah. Sure, honey.
趴下 Get down!
我们不可能找到这本书了 We're not going to find this book.
真是烂透了 Ugh. This sucks!
你为什么不直接轰掉我的脑袋 Why don't you just blow my head up right now?
我们来这里都是你的错 It's your fault we're here.
要不是你对你前女友这么混蛋 If you hadn't been an asshole to your ex,
她就不会把那本书 she wouldn't have chucked the book
扔到类魔的爪子里 into the jaws of a parademon.
她扔那本书 She chucked the book
因为她是疯子 because she's loca.
她把这个词文在后背 She's got it tattooed on her lower back
就在"崔弟鸟"下 next to a Tweety Bird.
不过 我们是有过一些美好的时光 Although, we did have some good times.
太好了 我一点都不在乎 Great. Uh, I don't give a shit.
赶紧去找书 Let's find the book.
也许该说 I might actually say
这是最让我满意的一段感情 it was the most fulfilling relationship i've been in.
上帝啊 你动感情了吗 Jesus Christ! Are you gettin' sentimental?
我们交往的时候 你的感情呢 Where was that when we were dating?
你是在我有名的时候爱上了我 You fell in love with me when I was famous.
你爱的是是我这个样子 When I looked like this.
贝瑟尼爱的我 Bethany fell in love with me
是一个看上去平平无奇 when I was just a square-looking barback
胸无大事的家伙 with not a lot of prospects.
那并不是真实的你 Uh, that wasn't the real you!
你那时候忘了自己有多混蛋 You had forgotten what a piece of shit you are!
真不敢相信你以前还是心理咨询师 I can't believe you were ever a therapist.
我开始想 I'm starting to wonder,
是我破坏了我和贝瑟尼之间一些美好的东西吗 did I screw something up good with me and Bethany?
约需不是 Probably not.
看着你毁掉你和艾薇之间的机会让... Just seeing you toss away your chance at Ivy has...
让我开始反思我自己的恋爱 Has got me thinking about my own love life.
我不想像你们一样稀里糊涂的 I mean, I don't wanna biff it like you did.
我和艾薇说了我的感受 Hey! I told Ivy how I felt,
但是她没有这种感受 and she didn't feel that way.
就这么简单 And end of story!
木已成舟 Water under the bridge!
好 好 Right. Right.
我一提到她的名字 你几乎就吼我 The screaming about it at the mere mention of her name
这已经解释了一切 certainly backs that up.
找到了 Fuck, yeah!
看看这些可怕的怪物 Look at these hideous monsters.
我和贝瑟尼以前也这样依偎在一起 Oh, Bethany and I used to cuddle just like that.
天 我们以前可以一起坐在沙发上 God, we could just sit on the couch
聊上好几个小时 and talk about nothing for hours.
我们只有彼此 We just got each other.
她总是会陪着我 She always had my back.
我的天啊 Good God!
那是真爱 That's true love.
那你不能轻易放弃 Then you can't just give up.
爱就是冒险 Love's a risk.
也许并不总是称你的心意 It may not always go in your favor,
但如果这是真爱 but if it's true love,
你就必须要争取 you have to fight for it.
这有点恶心了 That is foul.
我们赶紧离开这里吧 Ugh! Let's get the hell outta here.
也许他和霸王龙一样 Maybe it's T. Rex rules.
只要我们不动 他们就看不到我们 If we don't move, they can't see us.
主人要的就是这家伙
他们肯定能看到我们 Yeah. I'm pretty sure they can see us.
我穿着翼形鞋跑不了 I can't run in fucking wingtips.
认识你很高兴 小丑先生 Nice knowin' ya, Mistah J.
你们和神经勾结一起 So, you're all in league with Psycho,
你还和小丑一起回来了 and you've gotten back with Joker.
全错 笨蛋 Oh for two, idiot.
上帝啊 蝙蝠 Jesus, Bats.
你荒废太久了 Your time out of the game
洞察力都退步了 has really made your detective skills go to shit.
我可不觉得 I doubt that.
我们想拯救这个城市 We're trying to save the city.
神经心灵控制了我的团队 Psycho's mind-controlled my crew
和所有的类魔 and all the parademons.
为了阻止他 And, in order to stop him,
我们想把正义联盟 we're trying to free the Justice League
从寓言皇后的书里放出来 from Queen of Fables' book.
不是这本书 Oh! That is not the book.
《童话故事》
什么 但原本的书... What? Then the actual book is--
还在贝瑟尼家 Still at Bethany's!
看来我们要绕道去一趟郊区了 Looks like we're takin' a detour to suburbia.
蝙蝠 让扎坦娜去那里和我们会合 Bats, tell Zatanna to meet us there,
带上她的魔杖 and bring her wand.
-贝瑟尼是谁 -我的女友 - Who's Bethany? - My girlfriend.
-什么 -我的前女友 - What? - My ex-girlfriend!
我路上再解释 I'll explain on the way.
好吧 你是想说 Okay. You're tellin' me
哈莉和小丑潜入了巢穴 that Harley and Joker were in the goddamn nest,
但是和蝙蝠侠一起逃走了 but escaped with Batman?
他们坐着蝙蝠战机往东飞了 And, they're headed east in the fuckin' Batplane?
东北 随便吧 Northeast. Whatever.
该死 我们该怎么办 Shit! What the hell are we gonna do?
蝙蝠侠应该还歇业着呢 Batman was supposed to be out of commission! -
神经 Hey, Psycho!
你这个小头混蛋 You tiny-dicked asshole.
我本来不想管你 I was tryin' to just sit this one out,
但是你搞砸了我的婚礼 but you screwed with my goddamn wedding.
所以 要么先管好你的类魔 So, either ground your goddamn parademons
直到我说完"我愿意" until the "I do's" are done,
不然就拜托 or so help me--
其实 看到你来 我真是太高兴了 艾薇 Actually, I'm so happy you came, Ivy.
我正需要一个朋友呢 I was really in need of a friend.
所以 你 小丑 So, you, the Joker,
和一个全科护士谈恋爱了 were in a relationship with a nurse practitioner.
严格上来说 她还在上护理学校 Technically, she was in nursing school.
而你对艾薇表白了 And you professed your love to Ivy.
我还是不明白你为什么要提这个 Ugh! Still don't know why you brought that up.
天啊 Oh, my God!
自然而然就说了 It came up organically.
我要是什么都不说 太尴尬了 It would've been awkward if I didn't say anything.
我们要在神经把我们都杀了之前拿到那本书 Look, we need to get that book before Psycho kills us all.
不 这是我该做的事 No. This is mine to do.
我不是要你滚并消失吗 Didn't I tell you to fuck off and get lost?
是的 是的 你的确说得很清楚 Yes. Yes, you most definitely said both of those things,
但是 but, um...
我不能就这么走了 贝丝 I just can't stay away, Beth.
我在遇见你以前 原本以为 You know, I thought I had the perfect life
我有完美的人生 before I met you.
折磨 杀人 制造大规模混乱 Maiming, killing, causing general chaos.
我以为我什么都有 I thought I had it all.
但现在 我意识到 But, now, I realize...
我缺了些什么 I was missing something.
只有爱才能让生命有意义 Love is what makes life worth living.
小丑在这几个月里的确变了很多 So, Joker went through some changes over the last few months.
我不想和我的一个朋友一样 I don't wanna blow what could be a great thing.
搞砸了一段美好的感情 Like a friend of mine did.
我手上还有能炸掉你脑子的遥控器 I still have the remote to blow up your fuckin' head.
我想试一试 I wanna give this a shot.
宝贝 Oh, baby!
我们需要那本书 We need that book.
天啊 能不能有点颜色 Jesus! Read the fucking room!
感谢女神 Thank Hera!
那个地方简直是地狱 That place was hell.
他们让我们一遍一遍地 They made us listen to the same songs
听着同样的曲子 over and over again.
太软了 太硬了 就是永远不对 Too soft. Too hard. Never just right.
永远都不对 Never just right.
所以简而言之 So, in summary,
我们要干掉那支类魔大军 we have to take down the parademon army
然后去找神经博士 and get to Dr. Psycho.
不能再浪费时间了 No time to waste!
抱歉 很久没营业了 Sorry! It's been a minute.
我得赶紧去中城区 I should probably get back to Central City.
我去做点咖啡 I'll go make some coffee.
这就是你的新生活吗 So, is this your new life?
你要执教少年球队 You're gonna go coach a little league team
然后在比赛后给他们买冰淇淋吗 and get ice cream after the game?
不 No!
小贝尼克乳糖不耐 Little Benicio's lactose-intolerant.
很多爸爸都是连环杀手 Look, lots of dads are serial killers.
我不会改变我自己 I'm not gonna change who I am.
我只是有更好的杀戮理由了 I just have a better reason to kill.
我恋爱了 I am in love!
现在轮到你了 Now, it's your turn.
我和你说了 我努力过了 没用 I told you, I tried. It didn't work.
艾薇拒绝了 Ivy said no.
那你打算就这么算了吗 Are you prepared to live with that?
我已经做好了所有准备 I'm prepared for anything.
艾薇 你来干什么 Ivy! What're you doing here?
我有事要告诉你 I've got something to tell you.
我要杀了你 I am going to kill you.
该死 真紧张啊 Damn! That shit was tense.
这部剧就是结合了 See, now, this show is a comedy
幽默和戏剧张力的动画 that combines both humor and dramatic tension.
能给我一台凯龙吗 Can I get a Chiron?
下周见 See you all next week.
同一弗兰克时间 Same Frank time,
同一弗兰克频道 same Frank channel.
我要先弄点爆米花 I'm gonna get some popcorn in anticipation.
查兹 给兄弟来点 Hey, Chaz. Hook a brother up!
这里面有黄油 There's butter on this!
搞什么 查兹 What the fuck, Chaz?
我最近要注意胆固醇的 I'm watchin' my cholesterol.