小天自译 恶搞之家S01 双语字幕 已全部译制完成
大家快来 Come on, everyone.
《家有八子》重聚集要开始啦 The Eight is Enough reunion show is about to start.
*1977年美国Harry Harris导演电视剧
微博 @小天天天犯困 / B站 @黄景瑜的小天_
玛瑞 你见尼古拉斯了吗 Mary, have you seen Nicholas?
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他在屋里生闷气呢 老爹 He's up in his room sulking, Dad.
没错 安碧把他棒球卡丢了 他还在生气呢 Yeah. He's still upset because Abby threw out his baseball cards.
不然我给他做个三明治吧 Maybe I should make him a sandwich.
老爹 你事事都这么解决 Dad. That's your solution to everything.
一共打了八下
爸 Dad!
爸!!! Dad!
你干嘛 What?
八下已足够(本剧名 Eight is enough.
你知道的 我爱死我姑娘们了 You know, I love you girls.
♪ 似乎今日 你看着电视 ♪ ♪ It seems today that all you see ♪
♪ 只有电影里的暴力 还有少儿不宜 ♪ ♪ is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪
♪ 但那些我们曾信赖的... ♪ ♪ But where are those good, old-fashioned values ♪
♪ 优良的旧潮流价值观 去了哪里 ♪ ♪ on which we used to rely? ♪
♪ 一切尽在恶搞之家 ♪ ♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪
♪ 还好有居家良男 为你讲述 ♪ ♪ Lucky there's a man who'll positively tell you ♪
♪ 让我们哭笑的 一起走过的路 ♪ ♪ all the things that make us laugh 'n' cry ♪
♪ 他 就是 居家良男 ♪ ♪ He's a family guy ♪
S01E07 - 狗辈楷模布莱恩
好爽 Splendid.
我老妈的地摊货人造丝衬衫 能做个有用的降落伞 That hausfrau's cheap rayon blouses will make a serviceable parachute...
免得我要在飞行途中弃机 should I need to abandon my jet in mid-flight.
前提是先做好它 Once it's built, of course.
*全称洛克希德·马丁空间系统公司 创建于1912年 是一家美国航空航天制造商
撸勃他 你给洛克希德公司那个工程师打电话了没 Rupert, did you call that engineer at Lockheed yet?
妈的 你当然没有 你个没用的小.. No, of course you didn't, you worthless little....
你看看 这都是你逼我的 There! See what you made me do?
你以为揍你我很开心吗 Do you think I enjoy hitting you?
讲道理真挺爽 所以我要再揍你一次 Actually, I do. I enjoy it so much I'm going to do it again!
斯特威 我的衣服不是你的玩具 明白不 Stewie! My clothes are not for you to play with, understand?
感谢你的小报告 布莱恩 Thanks for telling me, Brian.
没有你真不知道这个家要怎么办 I don't know what we'd do without you.
我的目光锁定你了 没错 I'm on to you, oh yes.
你想妨碍我工作的下贱技俩 的确引起了别人的注意 Your pathetic attempts to hinder my work have not gone unnoticed.
你在这栋房子昂首阔步的样子 像只大公鸡 You prance about this house like the cock of the walk.
但山不转水转 我看你几时完 But will you be prancing when there's nothing to prance about?
说啊 en?
你能牛逼到几时 Will you be prancing then?
真想一口吞了这b崽子 You just want to eat him up.
外面好热啊 It is so hot out there!
有多热 How hot is it?
不知道诶 大概三十六七度吧 I don't know. Like, around 98, 99.
还是不知道 I don't get it.
身上都是汗 黏糊糊的 I think I'm a little sweaty.
你 You!
你好像认识这部烂片的所有演员 You seem to know all the players in this poorly-acted farce.
那玩意叫什么 What do they call that one?
那是梅格啊 兄嘚 你知道的 That's Meg, dude. You know that.
梅格 你个大臭妮儿 不允许你碰我任何东西 Meg! You vile-smelling girl, you're not to touch any of my things!
听到了没 你个脏女孩 You understand me? Dirty girl.
与此同时 在居民家中 Meanwhile, here at home....
一场怪异的暖流 席卷圆蛤市 Quahog remains in the sweltering grip of a freak heat wave.
我觉得你不能用"怪异/怪胎"这个词 黛安 I don't think you should use the word "freak". Diane
可能会有人觉得被冒犯到 Some people might find it offensive.
把你燕麦粥吃完 儿子 Finish your oatmeal, son.
又怎样啊 我是个怪胎 大怪物 Why bother? I'm just a freak! a freak!
人人都有点小不同 黛安 人人如此 We're all a little different, Diane. Each one of us.
说得好哦 汤姆 Good point, Tom
在演播厅 我们很明显的感觉到了暖流的影响 We're certain feeling the effects of this heat wave here in our studio.
离谱 所以请居家保持凉爽 Freak. So stay inside and stay cool.
我好像看到她奶头了 I think I saw one of her nipples!
克瑞斯 这词可不兴说啊 Chris, that's a terrible word!
奶头 "Nipple."
我就当你被热昏头了 小伙纸 I'll chalk that up to the heat, mister.
*印度人口密度第二的城市 布满传道者和乞丐
我是要像加尔各答街上要饭的小孩一样 晃荡一整天吗 Am I to strut about all day like a beggar child on the streets of Calcutta?
在我给儿童服务中心打电话举报前 立马给我找衣服穿 Fetch me something linen to throw on before I call Child Services!
别再恐吓你老妈了 我都快热死了 Please don't threaten Mommy. She's very hot.
克瑞斯 你霸占了所有风扇 Chris, you're hogging up all the fans!
是吗 你也霸占了所有丑八怪 Yeah? You're hogging up all the ugly!
看这个 家人们 Check this out, you guys.
罗得岛洲狗狗秀锦标赛 今年办在圆蛤诶 The Rhode Island Dog Show Championship is in Quahog this year!
- 一等奖金500刀呢 - 真假 -First prize is $500! -Really?
要是你能赢 咱们就能用奖金买个新空调啦 If you won, we could use that money for a new air conditioner.
布莱恩 你必赢呀 Brian. You could win for sure.
你可以去模仿理发店四重唱表演 You could do your impression of a barbershop quartet.
*19世纪下半叶发展起来的男声无伴奏四重唱
♪ 我们独自航行 ♪ ♪ "We were sailing along ♪
♪ 在月光湾 ♪ ♪ "On Moonlight Bay ♪
♪ 我们可以听到美妙歌声 ♪ ♪ "We could hear the voices singing ♪
♪ 歌声好像在诉说.. ♪ ♪ "They seemed to say" ♪
骚瑞 我不演狗狗秀 这活我干不来 Sorry. I don't do dog shows. It's not my thing.
很简单的 你就做几个简单指令就好啦 Come on. All you gotta do is a few simple commands.
也可能多做两个特技 有点像从小孩那里偷糖 And maybe a trick or two. It'll be like taking candy from a baby.
求你了 布莱恩 Please, Brian.
我不知道 连报纸在哪我都不知道 I don't know. I mean I don't even know where my papers are.
你能想别的办法搞钱吗 Can't you get the money another way?
我在努力了 所以我去了个竞赛节目 I've been trying. That's why I went on that game show.
本题奖金800刀 For $800,
95%以上的化妆品中都有的化学染料 是 this chemical dye is found in over 95% of all cosmetic products.
拉肚子 Diarrhea.
咋了 What?
抱歉 拉什么肚子 Sorry. What is Diarrhea?
去吧 布莱恩 咱家真的很需要一台新空调 Come on, Brian. We really need a new air conditioner.
好嘞 咱们过一遍动作指令 Okay, let's go over the commands.
坐 Sit.
不错 转圈 Good. Roll over.
皮特 我马上疯求了 咱今晚到此为止吧 Peter, I'm already shvitzing like crazy here. Let's call it a night.
你到底想不想赢嘛 Do you want to win this thing or not?
我们连怎么戴假耳朵都没商量好 We haven't even talked about how you'll wear your ears.
我想着是立上去 I was thinking up.
我得去喝杯鸡尾酒 I need a cocktail.
别逼太紧啦 皮特 Don't push too hard, Peter.
你也要考虑布莱恩的感受 You gotta take Brian's feelings into consideration.
说到底 这只是场狗狗秀 After all, it's only a dog show.
露易丝 宝贝 我爱你 Lois, honey, I love you...
但是你把整个房间的元气都吸走了 but you're sucking all the energy out of the room.
请进 Come.
我给你买了点 表演用的小东西 I got you a little something for the show.
是意大利货 你喜欢嘛 It's Italian. Do you like it?
很精致哦 It's exquisite.
不用天天戴啦 It's not for every day.
明白 我现在就把它戴上 Clearly. I'm gonna put it on right now.
我知道你一直练的很辛苦 I know how hard you've been working.
其实 全家人都很感谢你 And the whole family appreciates it.
谢谢你 露易丝 Thank you, Lois.
我要走啦 I should go.
我们在楼下等你 准备好下来就好啦 We'll be waiting downstairs whenever you're ready.
还有 布莱恩 And Brian...
你看起来超帅哦 you look very handsome.
表演时间到 Showtime!
欢迎来到圆蛤狗狗秀 Welcome to the Quahog Dog Show.
今天赛况一定像天气一样火热 Today's competition will be almost as hot as the weather,
今日气温已达到三位数了哦 which is once again in the triple digits.
皮特 这个场面让我有点膈应 Peter, I'm not really comfortable with all this.
你哪位啊 Do I know you?
我觉得我做不到 I don't think I can do this.
上战场不能临阵脱逃了 不然来点药吧 You can't back out now. How about a pill?
能让你登台前放松一下的药 Something to relax you before you go on?
皮特 你是要怂恿布莱恩吸毒吗 Peter, are you offering Brian drugs?
不是毒品啊 露易丝 Not drugs. Lois,
就是点蓝色小东西能辅助表演 名人们都在用 Just a little blue thing celebrities take to help them perform.
只能说那些名人都做错了 Well, those celebrities are wrong!
露易丝 如果丽莎都会错 那世界上就没有正确可言了 Lois, if Liza is wrong, then I don't want to know what right is.
*Liza Minnelli 1946年03月12日出生 美国女演员 母亲是著名女星朱迪·加兰
两分钟后开演 明柰利女士 Two minutes to curtain, Miss Minnelli!
保佑我 宝贝 本大姑娘要惊艳全场 Come on, baby! Mama's gotta sparkle!
打开生活的夜总会模式 It's time to make life a cabaret!
姊妹 我的天爷了 我就是个脆皮巧克力豆 Lady, for God's sake, I'm just a hard-shelled chocolate candy!
你该拜春哥 Get help!
看过来 半熟女 You there, child-woman!
你把我丢去最近的湖 我给你一毛钱 I'll give you a shiny dime if you'll roll me into the nearest lake.
我去找找有没有果汁给你买 好嘛 Let me see if I can find you a juice box.
那就麻溜点 死肥婆 And get the lead out, pudgy!
下一位 皮特·格里芬和他的狗狗"布莱恩" Next, Peter Griffin and his dog, "Brain".
咱们开了个好头 We're off to a good start.
布莱恩·格里芬为我们带来精彩表演 A beautiful performance from "Brain" Griffin!
冲鸭 布莱恩 Go, Brian!
好啦布莱恩 咱们干的很漂亮 All right, Brian. We got it all sewn up.
这是搞什么鬼 What the hell is this?
这嘛 This?
这是要你讨饭吃的环节 This is the part where you beg for a treat.
我才没这么下贱 I don't think so.
布莱恩 你让我好难堪 Brian, you're embarrassing me.
天啊 他让布莱恩做这个有点过分了吧 God, he can't expect Brian to do that.
这比看起来简单啦 妈 It's easier than it looks, Mom.
别介啊 布莱恩 咱们约定好了的 Come on, Brian. We had a deal.
是吗 那约定作废了 Yeah? The deal's off.
我和我仅剩的尊严 在车里等你回家 Me and the little shred of dignity I have left will be waiting in the car!
布莱恩 回来 不准你走开 Brian, come! Don't you walk out on me!
我现在命令你离场 I now command you to leave.
走吧 没错 就这样 Keep going. Yeah, that's right.
现在对我竖中指 干得漂亮 Yeah, flip me off. Good boy.
你怎么能这样伤我的心 布莱恩 How could you let me down like that, Brian?
我伤你的心 I let you down?
怎么 就因为我没有贬低自己 Why? Because I refused to demean myself...
没有做一个公认的"好狗狗"吗 by perpetuating the stereotype of the good dog?
我只求你为咱家做过这一件事 This is the one thing I ever asked you to do for this family.
除了上次 不要你摆着臭脸走过地毯 This and not do that thing where you drag your ass across the carpet.
我只摆过一次 就一次 One time I did that!
皮特 布莱恩 球球了 Peter, Brian, please.
咱都少说一句 恢复往常的和谐家庭驾车游 好嘛 Let's just have a nice family car ride like we always do.
没错 除了老爹撞到鹿的那次 Yeah. Except for the time Dad hit that deer.
这俩车就亲了个嘴 Yeah, it looks like it's just a ding.
没必要叫保险公司来 There's no reason to involve the insurance companies.
那我也要把你车辆信息记下来 I should still take down your information.
真假 没必要 你稍微抛个光就好了啊 Really? You could probably just buff that out.
对 但是我 Yeah, but I....
记下你的个人信息 我心里真能舒服点 I would really feel better if I got your information.
布莱恩 可能我真看错你了 Brian, maybe I had you pegged wrong.
可能你根本就不在乎这个家 Maybe you really don't care about this family.
皮特 如果你真的在乎我 就不会让我做这么冒犯的事 If you cared about me, you'd never ask me to do something so degrading.
我不是在强迫你 是商量着来的 懂吗 The next time I ask you to do something, I expect you to do it. Understand?
谁要一块唱演出金曲 Who wants to sing show tunes?
停车 Stop the car.
跟我横呢是吧 我不吃你这套 Is that what you want? Because I'll stop.
- 立马停车 - 停就停 - Pull over now. - Fine.
天啊 布莱恩 别这样好吗 God. Brian, don't do this.
这只狗狗是在道别吗 我好难过哦 Is the doggie going bye-bye? I'm so sad.
赶紧 立马倒车 Quick! Back up!
无语 Great.
有什么事吗 警官 Is there a problem, Officer?
能让我看看你的证件吗 小子 Can I see your license, boy?
小子 "Boy"?
天啊 证件在另一个项圈上呢 God. I left it on my other collar.
- 你今晚有追车行为是吧 小子 - 听好 我名字叫布莱恩 -You been chasing cars tonight, boy? -Look, the name is Brian.
我就是出来散个小步 仅此而已 I was just out for a little walk. That's all.
没栓狗链是吧 Without a leash.
我现在命令你卧倒在街边 I'm gonna have to ask you to lie down on the sidewalk.
卧倒 Down!
真的无法接受 I don't believe this.
只是个警告就放过我们 我无法接受 I don't suppose you could let us off with a warning?
*宠物必须栓链 否则会被罚款
抱歉 先生 但"狗链法"也是为他好 Sorry, sir. But leash laws are for his own good.
罚款10美刀 要规矩点 小家伙 听见没 The fine is $10. You behave, little fella, you hear me?
吓鼠宝宝啦 我再也不闲逛啦 Lordy, I'll never roam again!
真傻逼 Jackass.
他是房子外的爷 我是房子里的爷 He's the law outside this house just like I'm the law inside this house.
- 再敢忤逆我们 要你好看 - 看把你牛的 -And you better start obeying both of us. -Look at you.
七尺男儿 连个空调都买不起 Big man, can't even afford to buy an air conditioner for your family.
嘴真他妈贱 What a bitch.
早安哦圆蛤 暖流终于离开圆蛤市啦 汤姆 Good morning Quahog. The heat wave has finally broken.
是的哦 黛安 人们常说 It sure has. You know what they say,
若你不爱新英格兰的天气 从哪来你就滚哪去 "If you don't like the weather in New England, go back where you came from."
好像不是这样说的吧 I don't think that's the expression.
我可能是今早喝太多酒了 不过... I guess I had too many bloody marys this morning. But anyway....
妈啦 希望老板没在看 God. I hope the boss isn't watching.
这俩哥们一大清早还这么有活力 I don't know how those two manage to be so perky in the morning.
闻起来好香哦 Something smells good.
家庭自制肉桂面包 新鲜出炉哦 Homemade cinnamon buns fresh from the tube.
没有什么东西 更能比我表达爱意啦 Nothing says "I love you" like something from--
你到底在干嘛 你这个疯婆娘 What the hell are you doing, you crazy bitch?
这应该能让布莱恩开心起来 他最爱吃肉桂面包啦 These oughta cheer Brian up. Cinnamon buns are his favorite.
啊真假 Really?
我向天保证 他的最爱分明是"待皮特如垃圾"面包 I could've sworn his favorite was "treat Peter like crap" buns.
早上好呀 布莱恩 Good morning, Brian.
天啦 你的毛看起来很顺诶 My, your summer coat is really coming in nicely.
是不是 皮特 Isn't it, Peter?
没错 肯定是用了我给你买的特制霍霍巴洗发露 Yeah. Must be that special jojoba shampoo I bought you.
花了可多钱了呢 It cost a little extra.
但我什么都愿意为你做呢 布莱恩 But I would do anything for you, Brian.
等你脑子不发癫了 我再从阳台上回来好了 I'll be on the veranda since you're already on the cross.
跟我们一起吃呀 布莱恩 我做了肉桂面包呢 Eat with us, Brian. I made cinnamon buns.
能给我装盘里一个嘛 还是皮特要把它放我鼻子上 May I have one on a plate or is Peter planning to balance it on my nose?
皮特 布莱恩 别再闹了 Peter, Brian, stop this.
你们俩就不能像原来那样吗 Can't you two go back to the way you used to be?
《皮特与布莱恩》 修棚记
在我遭到这种待遇之后 咱们没可能回到过去 We can't go back to the way things were after how I was treated.
- 在我目睹这一切之后 更不可能 - 你目睹啥了 -Not after the things I've seen. -What did you see?
我爸的奶子吗 Was it breasts?
行了吧 布莱恩 你在这个家过得很差吗 Get over it, Brian. I mean, how bad do you really have it here?
当初找到你的时候 你就是个流浪狗 When I found you, you were just a stray.
你发过誓要烂肚子里的 You swore you would never speak of that.
生活不易 坐讨美币
停 别洗了 我刚洗过 No, thank you. I just had it cleaned.
老天 真无语 No. Jeez.
洗干净了 先生 All set, sir.
我没零钱诶 抱歉 I don't have any change. Sorry.
没事啦 不收费 That's okay. No charge.
等下 Wait.
你饿了嘛 You hungry?
我老婆做了意式牛肉砂锅吃 Because my wife makes this beef-a-roni casserole.
味道世界一绝 Out of this world.
你在这个家 得到了你梦寐以求的一切 Look, you got everything you could possibly want right here.
现在好好吃你的肉桂面包 当个乖狗 Now just eat your cinnamon bun and stop being a bad dog.
真是口出狂言 How dare you?
你怎么敢的 How dare you?
我怎么敢的 你还跟我犟上了 How dare I? How dare I?
你这是想去哪啊 Where do you think you're going?
出门 Out!
不戴狗链你哪儿都别想去 You're not going anywhere without your leash!
我不需要戴你的狗链 更他妈不需要你 I don't need your damn leash, or you!
我要出去散步 I'm going for a walk.
别担心 没狗链它走不远的 Don't worry. He won't get far without this.
*大家可以自行了解未过滤酒哦 注释太复杂了 标注不清楚
再来一打杜兰朵酒 未过滤那种 And a pack of Eldorados, unfiltered.
巴吉袋 （用于包三明治等的透明小塑料袋）
怎么 What?
那个啊 我出门的时候给你弄干净 That. Yeah. I'll clean that up on my way out.
看到那个标语了吗 See that sign?
禁止狗狗进入
把你自己绑起来 去那个停车收费器吧 Now why don't you go tie yourself up to that parking meter?
我可不想挑起事端 I don't want any trouble.
老妈 你有时候会觉得自己不新鲜吗 Mom, have you ever had a problem with freshness?
什么意思呀 乖 What do you mean, honey?
就是那种 白色的带子很异常 You know. Have you ever felt not so fresh?
我不太懂你在 额 我不理解 I'm not sure what you're.... I don't follow you.
你会不会觉得 自己...你懂的 Have you ever felt like you're.. You know,
脏脏的 dirty?
黑森林 那里 Down there?
妈呀 没有 God, no!
布莱恩最爱看这个广告了 That was Brian's favorite commercial.
“布莱恩” 他哪位啊 想不起来诶 "Brian"? No, it's not ringing a bell.
别做戏了 咱们都很想他啊 Stop it! We all miss him.
立马去找他 道个歉 然后把他带回家 Go find him, apologize, and bring him home.
你听到他讲的了 他根本不想做这个家的一份子 You heard him. He doesn't want to be a part of this family.
咱家也不需要他 我们去搞个新宠物 We don't need him. We'll get another pet.
不可能 老爹 没有谁能代替布莱恩的位置 No way, Dad. No one can take Brian's place.
收声 都闭嘴 Silence!
那个杂种狗 大概已经腐烂在某个肮脏的街道了 That mongrel is probably decomposing on the side of a dirt road as we speak!
- 咱们养只猫吧 - 看见没 斯特威想了个好点子 -Let's get a kitty! -See, gang? Stewie's got the right idea.
- 我也没主意 皮特 - 露易丝 相信我 -I don't know, Peter. -Lois, trust me.
咱家要养只超可爱的小猫咪 大家心里也会好受很多 We'll get a lovable kitty-cat and everybody will feel a lot better.
来吧 猫咪 小猫猫 赶紧下来 Here, kitty, kitty. Come on down nice and easy.
真是个好猫猫 That's a good kitty.
这他妈是啥玩意啊 What the hell was that?
找个靠窗的位置 最好是卡座 Something near a window. Preferably a booth.
你真行 你厨房请了50个波多黎各人 Yeah, you got 50 Puerto Ricans in the kitchen!
你们意大利人都这样干 Yeah, that's authentic Italian.
别这样 不要坐实别人对你的刻板印象 Don't do that. That's what they expect you to do.
行了 你随便吧 但你儿子会怎么想 Okay, fine for you. But what about your puppies?
你儿子的儿子又会怎么想 只有我一个人这么暴怒吗 And your puppies' puppies? Am I the only one who's outraged here?
我很抱歉 祝你们晚餐吃的开心 I'm sorry. Enjoy your dinner.
你怎么还给布莱恩留着位置啊 How come you're still setting a place for Brian?
因为在他回家的时候 我想让他知道 咱一直在想着他 Because when he comes home, I want him to know he never left our thoughts.
我知道你也在想他 皮特 I know you're thinking about him, too, Peter.
露易丝 是他打破承诺在先 而且咱们有新宠物了啊 Look, Lois, he broke his promise to me. Besides, we have a new pet.
我们也很爱这个毛茸茸的猫咪 And we love our fluffy kitty.
好恶心 他是在喝喷泉里的水吗 Gross. Did he just drink from the fountain?
嘿 就是你 Hey, you!
别跑 Stay!
乔伊斯·蒂怀特 原来你一直都躲这里啊 Joyce DeWitt? So that's where you've been.
抱歉 狗子 你得出去睡 狗狗不允许进入车站 Sorry, pooch. You gotta sleep outside. No dogs allowed in the bus station.
我是导盲犬 主人在上厕所 My blind guy's in the john.
我会带他找到你的 I'll point him in your direction.
布莱恩的网球 Brian's tennis ball.
妈呀 他好喜欢玩这个的 Man, he loved to play with this thing.
两次发球失误 Double fault!
专注点 布莱恩 Come on, Brian.
皮特 你怎么就不能承认 你想布莱恩了 Peter, why don't you just admit you miss Brian?
你是对的 露易丝 事实显而易见 You're right, Lois. Who am I kidding?
这个家需要布莱恩 我需要他 This family needs Brian. I need him.
妈了个逼 我烦死这个贱猫了 God, I hate this freaking cat.
能给点零钱吗 Can you spare some change?
凭啥 用我的钱再买一瓶酒喝吗 Why? So you can go buy yourself another bottle of booze?
你就不能创造点价值吗 就跟这条狗一样 Why don't you make something of your life, like this dog?
这是我 That's me!
我是说 是原来的我 I mean, that was me.
嗷 我信了 Yeah, sure.
不是 我认真的 那真是我 No, I mean it. That was me.
赶紧滚远点 你个疯狗 Get away from me, you crazy animal!
你想我变疯狗是吧 行 就疯给你看 You want me to be a crazy animal? Okay, I'm a crazy animal!
别搞 救命啊 Stop! Help!
救命 Help!
好了 谁想下一个被咬 你 还是你 All right, who wants to be next? You? You?
布莱恩 Brian!
我要把你带回.. I'm here to bring you...
你得跟我们走一趟了 哥们 You're going downtown, pal.
家啦 ...home.
嗨 过的咋样 Hi. How's it going?
妈呀 我会空手道 God. I know karate!
你看 有个可口的小孩 Look! A tasty little baby!
原来你被阉了啊 I see somebody's been neutered.
走吧 甜心 到时候了 Come on, sugar. It's time.
谢天谢地 Thank God.
他很可爱 多宝贵的狗狗啊 He's cute. Aren't you precious?
注射处死 下一位 Lethal injection. Next!
- 什么 - 哦不要啊 - What? - No!
你不能这样干 You can't do this!
谁想去吃席 今天是个好日子 Who's up for a little lunch? Something festive.
*一种西班牙作料 最大的特点就是“臭
谁说想吃Tex-Mex啦 Did someone say Tex-Mex?
真的很遗憾 甜心 I'm sorry, sugar.
救我 Help me.
别担心 兄弟 我会救你出来的 Don't worry. I'll get you out of this.
我会尽我所能全力救你 I'll get us the best help there is.
*1985年美剧角色 男主经常用生活中常见物品帮助朋友脱困
亲爱的 百战天龙 "Dear MacGyver....
随函附上一个橡皮筋 一个回形针 一根吸管 "Enclosed is a rubber band, a paper clip, and a drinking straw.
请务必拯救我的狗狗 "Please save my dog."
你状态看起来不错 You're looking well.
别靠近我 他们说我可危险了 Don't get too close. They say I'm dangerous.
所以那个男的才会把我关在这 That's why the man's gonna put me down.
别这样讲 布莱恩 皮特已经在搞上诉的事了 Don't say that, Brian. Peter is working on your appeal.
你静候佳音就好啦 问题都会解决的 You'll see. Everything's gonna work out.
我出生的时候可能没睁眼 但我现在彻底看清这个世界了 I may have been born with my eyes closed, but now I see the world for what it is.
我就是个人下人 露易丝 I'm a second-class citizen, Lois.
布莱恩 好消息 城市议会同意审理你的案件了 Great news! The City Council agreed to hear your case!
没开玩笑吧 You're kidding!
如果我认真准备 真有可能翻身 If I prepare my case, I might have a chance after all.
都不知道怎么感谢你了 皮特 I don't know how to thank you.
咱们是一家人 为对方付出是应当的 We're family. This is what we do for each other.
对吧 皮特 Right, Peter?
皮特 别盯着看 Peter, don't stare!
祝好运 甜心宝贝 Good luck, sweetness.
谢谢你 法利莎 Thanks, Felicia.
本次开庭内容是 This meeting was called to
重审圆蛤市 对布莱恩·格里芬的判决 review the judgment in City of Quahog vs Brian Griffin.
法的公平正义 保护的是大众 还是有权有势者 Justice, for all? Or for some?
狗也会感受到痛苦 Does a dog not feel?
你抓住狗 他也会摇自己的腿 If you scratch him, does his leg not shake?
没错 狗是人类最好的朋友 但人类是怎么做的呢 Yes, he is man's best friend. But what manner of friend is man?
*美国历史上一个标志性案件 对此案的裁决标志着“隔离但平等”原则的确立
我想引用 普莱西诉弗格森案子 作为案例 I would like to cite the case of Plessy v. Ferguson....
稍等一下 我们干嘛要听一只狗汪汪叫啊 Wait a minute. Why are we listening to a dog?
把他带下去 Take him away!
狗也有权为自己发声 Does not every dog have his day?
等下 我有话想说 Wait! Please! I gotta say something!
布莱恩只是想得到 他给予我们同等的尊重 Look, all Brian's ever wanted is the same respect he gives us.
当然还有宠物火腿肠 他超爱吃这个的 That and Snausages. He's mental for those Snausages.
当然了 我们也会争吵 比如他睡在我床上 And sure, sometimes we have arguments, like when he's sleeping on the bed and...
露易丝"性趣高涨" 但布莱恩不会"识趣走开" Lois is in the "oodmay" but Brian won't "amscray."
- 注意尺度 - 好哦 -Peter.... -Okay.
听着 重点是 Look. The point is,
虽然他是条狗 但他也是我们的家人 he's a member of our family first and a dog second.
我很抱歉 我把这点忘了 兄弟 And I'm real sorry I forgot that, buddy.
人都要有重新再来的机会 Sometimes we all need a second chance.
人都要学会原谅他人 Sometimes we all need to forgive!
我在梅格房间偷了10块钱 I stole $10 from Meg's room!
我在老妈包里偷了10块钱 I stole $10 from Mom's purse!
我做十元假钞很多年了 I've been making counterfeit $10 bills for years.
格里芬先生 这只狗会危害社会 Mr. Griffin, this dog is a danger to society.
虽然他口齿伶俐 魅力四射 Albeit an articulate and charismatic one.
但法大于天 话说的再漂亮也无济于事 But the law is the law and can't be circumvented by pretty words.
我给你们每人20美刀 I'll give you each $20.
成交 他无罪释放 Deal. He can go.
审判无效 你妈逼 居然无效 Mistrial, damn you! Mistrial!
别这样 让他走吧 No. Let him go.
谁还想吃披萨卷嘛 Anybody want more pizza rolls?
好好好 安静 露易丝 放着《她书写谋杀》呢 Yeah. Quiet, Lois. Murder, She Wrote.
*1984年播出的美剧
查尔斯·曼绰斯 很多年没见了 Charles Montrose, after all these years.
杰西卡·菲勒 自从你那个之后 我就再也没见过你了 Jessica Fletcher! Why I haven't seen you since you had the....
直说无妨的 查尔斯 我不觉得羞 You can say it, Charles. I'm not ashamed.
堕胎而已 Abortion.
她绝对是凶手 So she's the murderer!
好啦孩子们 该睡觉啦 Come on, kids. Bedtime.
晚安哦 布莱恩 欢迎回家 Good night, Brian. And welcome home.
- 大家晚安哦 - 晚安 - Good night, you guys. - Good night.
- 狗狗 - 你干嘛 -Dog? -Yeah?
你胆敢跟别人讲这茬 我取你小命 If you ever tell anyone about that, I will kill you.
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